At the wedding ceremony of two loving hearts, it is customary to make congratulatory speeches, while original wedding congratulations, not devoid of humor and irony, are more appreciated. After all, it is only formally that the main characters at the celebration are the newlyweds. In fact, the festive atmosphere is created by cheerful and enterprising guests.
Agree, worldly wisdom, tested in the experience of older generations, dressed in a humorous form, is better perceived and remembered than a boring moral teaching from a prim guest. And cheerful congratulations from friends who are sincerely rejoicing at the happiness of the newlyweds are preferable to boring standard wishes read from a piece of paper.
Of course, not everyone has sufficient public speaking talent to attract attention with a creative speech. There are even fewer among us masters of versification who are able to rhyme their own appeal. As always, I suggest using our ideas. I don't encourage you to follow them verbatim. Add personality to your congratulations by voicing information that relates exclusively to your newlyweds, insert a subtle hint about a fact or event from their lives.
But don't overdo it. Do not forget that topics related to wild bachelor sprees, personal relationships or past failures of both the bride and groom are somewhat taboo. Avoid them if you don’t want to become “killers” of the newlyweds’ reputation and the entire wedding evening.
Cool congratulations on the wedding with the presentation of gifts
Having given preference to a comic congratulation, choose the text that best suits your status, age and image. Agree that a mature and respectable person speaking on a youth topic looks, to say the least, ridiculous.
You shouldn’t test whether guests have a sense of humor at an unfamiliar wedding. Even if they fully possess this quality, they may not correctly perceive jokes from a complete stranger. In this case, it is better to choose a classic congratulation, devoid of rhetorical experiments.
If the newlyweds are not strangers to you: relatives, close friends or work colleagues, a cool congratulation will be expected and quite appropriate. You can show your artistry and oratorical talent to the fullest, without being afraid to use humor, irony and even sarcasm.
A real find for a wedding evening - congratulations with jokes and gifts from friends. If you stock up on the appropriate props in advance, then such an address can be turned into a full-fledged mini-performance, in which the newlyweds will not be assigned the very last roles.
I give you a flower in a pot so that many daughters will be born! So that boys are born, get pine cones from the tree! Here's a spool of thread for you so your husband doesn't run to his girlfriends! This is a ball of cotton wool for you to get a big salary! I will give you plums in a jar to make your life happy! The young man gave beets as a gift, so that he would honor his mother-in-law and father-in-law! So that you can live sweetly with each other, take a chocolate bar! Handing over the onion: And may only you in life be BITTER from onions!
By showing ingenuity and artistry, the most ordinary gift can be presented in such a way that its use in everyday life will always be associated for the spouses with the joyful emotions of the wedding day.
So, when presenting such a useful household item as an iron, accompany the ceremony with simple poems, and your gift will take on a different, deeper meaning.
So that everything goes smoothly in the family, remove folds from clothes. Here's a gift in your hands, Use it to steam your spouse's trousers.
He will be proud of you, Share the joy with friends, Like a beautiful wife and mistress, no matter where!
In general, here is an iron for you, For the housewife - the best friend. It will lead the life of the spouses to the ideal without any tricks!
It is difficult to find a more prosaic and everyday accessory in the household than an electric kettle. However, this object will immediately be filled to the brim with romance if you imagine it as a hearth uniting a husband and wife within the walls of a family nest.
For the newlyweds' household, we give a successful present. To create weather in the family, Boil water in a moment.
Drink strong tea with jam, With pies and cookies, Drive all problems away, Talk about good things.
A hot cup of tea will make your nights hotter, eat candy more often, and kisses will become sweeter!
You can give the newlyweds a regular fan that will help them regulate the air temperature in the house during hot weather. But this will happen later, when family life becomes everyday life for them. And today it is a meter for the degree of passion between lovers.
Let the beautiful fairy tale never end, Your love is like breathing, passionate, Bright, stormy, like a volcano! May your romance be endless! To cope with the flames of love passion, But not to melt at all in this heat, Let the gift help you cool down, And your kiss will be long and hot! Bitterly!
The most necessary item in the household, an indispensable sleeping accessory, has at all times symbolized intimate personal space and intimacy in family life. For a young family, this is also a very relevant thing, the appearance of which will mark the beginning of their joint ownership.
We give a lush pillow under the ear of the newlyweds. So that you can live more friendly, There is no more important gift! You will be closer to each other, lying on the same pillow. On a fluffy one, on it the Nights are sweeter and sweeter. (Name of the bride), don’t tell your girlfriend secrets, Trust your pillow, So that only your husband and his pillow know your problems and sorrows. (Groom's name), after any feast, crawl to your pillow. There is nowhere softer, you know, don’t fall asleep on strangers! Another good pillow is to nurse the baby, to lie on both sides of him, to watch with affection. There is a pillow - life is organized! And our wine is bitter!
Congratulations from the bridesmaids and groomsmen
Congratulations to the bride from friends
“Our dear friend! You're married now! We are sure that you will become a wonderful wife, and then a mother! We love you very much and wish you great family happiness, prosperity, tenderness and love! May your spouse please you every day with his attention and romantic surprises, and may your life be a real fairy tale! Happy wedding!"
A scene of congratulations to the newlyweds from the bridesmaids
Girlfriends come out with a basket of gifts, take out one at a time, give them and say:
“Congratulations on this significant day, your wedding day! And we want to give you: Fresh onions - so that there are no tears and separations; Fragrant soap - to make the house clean and nice; Two white mugs - so that you love each other; Carrots - so that you can sleep comfortably; Rattle for Andryushka; Two scarves - for Tanya and Irinka; A pacifier for Mishka; Pants for Grishka; And a vest for Alyonka! And also earplugs so that your ears don’t go deaf!”
How to congratulate newlyweds from their parents in an original way
Perhaps the most interested people at a wedding are the parents of the bride and groom. They are worried and worried about what is happening no less than the newlyweds themselves. After all, the little ones have flown out of their parents’ nest and are going to start their own family.
Father and mother want to pass on their life experience so that their children do not repeat their miscalculations and mistakes. Therefore, representatives of the older generation try to include in their congratulations not only good wishes, but also wise advice, orders, and instructions.
Dear children! You are just starting your life together and many of the intricacies of the relationship are not yet familiar to you. But for this there are we, your parents, who have lived a long life in marriage and are ready to share with you our everyday observations.
A notable feature of the vast majority of men is absent-mindedness. An unsightly, at first glance, character trait, which causes a lot of inconvenience in everyday life and in everyday life, can indefinitely increase the duration of marriage.
An inattentive man does not notice the minor shortcomings and mistakes of his wife, and this significantly reduces the number of conflicts in the family. At the same time, the absent-minded husband is not able to immediately discover all her advantages, so throughout his life he never ceases to be surprised, each time discovering her from a new side.
I wish my young husband only pleasant and joyful discoveries that turn every day we live together into a small holiday. I would like to say to the newly made wife: appreciate in your husband not only his advantages, but also his shortcomings. Most of them, with the right approach, can easily be turned into invaluable advantages that fill family life with bright colors and positive emotions.
Keep your love, be patient with each other and tolerant of mutual shortcomings. May your home always be filled with tenderness, mutual understanding and joyful children's voices.
Dear newlyweds! Today you are starting a new life for yourself, which consists of living together, in mutual respect and peaceful agreement. As an experienced family man, I want to give you some practical advice on how to maintain love and mutual understanding in family life. The main duty of the husband is to systematically bring joy to his wife, giving all sorts of little things: gold earrings, rings, bracelets and, preferably, with stones.
Let your wife be as upset as possible. There are a great many reasons for this: either the spouse could not go fishing with friends, or he missed football on TV or at the stadium! Let the newlyweds scream, but only in bed. Let them close their eyes to all sorts of troubles and misunderstandings, and even when they kiss. And let this happen as often as possible! Bitterly!
Dear newlyweds! Today will remain in your memory for the rest of your life as the brightest and most joyful date!
Look, dear guests, how beautiful our bride is! She is kind, sympathetic and flexible, just like the fairy-tale Snow White, she is as modest and economical as Cinderella. And the groom? This is a real hero Ilya Muromets: strong, smart and handsome!
May the fairy tale never leave your amazing family, may miracles settle in your home forever, and may goodness always triumph over evil in your life! Fantastic happiness and magical luck to your family union!
As the great sage said, only the first pages of a family book are written in poetry, the rest in prose. Life is such that the fairy tale and romanticism of falling in love are naturally replaced by the hardships of everyday life and the ordinary everyday life of family life.
The style and plot of the entire book of your life together will depend on what syllable you fill in these sheets. Let it be an exciting story, a psychological novel or a love story, but not a faceless set of rules and regulations. Eliminate boredom and routine from your life, turn even the most mundane duties into an exciting activity for the benefit of your family.
And remember: all the best works are written with love. It helps to “move mountains”, overcome any obstacles, and achieve the most fantastic goals. Always love each other, appreciate every day lived together. So that at your children’s wedding you can say: we wrote our family’s book with passion, but this is only the first volume. We have even bigger creative plans, so – TO BE CONTINUED!
Why you need to come up with a congratulations in advance
Some guests begin to think about what to give and what words to say to the newlyweds only the day before their wedding.
This is not entirely correct. After all, in the end it will turn out like this: guests quickly come up with what to say, perhaps already at the wedding itself, or read a solemn poem from a postcard purchased at the first kiosk they come across. Some people cannot do this without hesitation. As a result, few people listen to those congratulating them, and if they do listen, it is difficult for others to perceive. The newlyweds, of course, will be pleased to hear warm words addressed to them, and they will be grateful to you if you prepare your speech in advance. After all, it happens that only later you realize that you didn’t say much to the newlyweds, and the moment, as they say, has already been missed. A prepared congratulation is special if it is original and different from all the others. People listen with rapt attention, and that's a fact. Therefore, it’s worth working a little, spending your precious time to come up with an interesting way to congratulate the newlyweds.
Wishes in verses
Do you think that the solemnity of the moment requires a poetic address? Of course, you can choose a pathetic and pretentious congratulation with moral teachings and edifications. However, be prepared for the fact that some guests, having difficulty suppressing a yawn, will fiddle with their forks in their plates, waiting for the end of your speech.
Maybe you shouldn’t lower the level of positive emotions at the holiday table? Choose a humorous poem that suits the situation and read it to the newlyweds with expression. One of the options is a stylization of the popular “Bad Advice” by Grigory Oster.
If hooligans come to you right in the middle of the wedding, don’t throw them out right away, maybe it’s us. You will seat us at the table, in those places where we have eaten little, and we ourselves can easily open the bottle. And while we, the teacher, Together with our uncle, the policeman, were not caught, together with you We will be for the newlyweds. Eat salad and drink vodka!
If you come to a wedding, You should immediately look around, Look at the curtain, Make it whiter and longer. If you don’t find a white one, Then you’ll have to take any one, And to make it white, look for Aunt Asya. And when the bride and groom are distracted for a moment, quickly put the curtain on yourself, and cover your mustache with a fork, quickly stick it with chewing gum and shout: “I am the bride”! They will give you gifts.
The humorous nature of the poem does not exclude the presence in it of deep meaning and subtle morality, which acts as an instruction to newly-made spouses.
Be healthy, live richly, As far as your salary will allow you, But know that your salary is never enough. Shake all your ancestors, they will give you more. You have twice as many parents, love them more, stay longer. Don't be afraid of booties, don't be afraid of diapers, Give birth to boys, give birth to girls. But children bore their parents. Throw them to the grandmothers - they will educate them. But most of all, we wish, however, that your marriage does not have a marriage!
That's all, there is no freedom to be seen, Today we have become husband and wife. We hasten, friends, to wish you to always be one team! There is no need for substitute players, and there is no need for referees either. We wish you strong shackles, so that the two of you will be together until you turn gray. And let your team grow, the Junior roster expands. Happiness will find you, friends, everywhere, Just honor, you, family charter!
The discordant ranks of bachelors have thinned out greatly since your wedding. Let your friends be a little sad in their hearts, But they will wish you week after week To love each other, to catch every breath, And not to find a place for yourself in separation. Argue a little, make a fuss somewhere, But still squeeze your hands with love. Walk through life, without losing a beat, to the beat, So that hearts beat in one sonata, So that in the magic and mystery of love Body and destiny, as if in a dance, merge.
That's it, guys, you got it, After all, you have become wife and husband. For the spouse - no partying, rare but fun drinking sessions. Quickly get out the stash that you saved for your car, that you put in a little bag for many years, - That’s it, there’s no money for that! For the wife: borscht and meat, in the summer - supplies for the winter. And all year - socks, socks... (You could die of boredom)! What's happened? Aren't you afraid? And will you unite even stronger? So you have found each other, the best husband and wife!
Cupid practiced archery, dangling his legs on the cloud-porch. Here is the result: with one arrow the groom was struck down, with another - the bride was severely wounded in the heart.
Don't bother them, let them always be there, Fall in love even more every day. And even if you growl sometimes, pacify each other with fluffy tenderness:
“How delicious, kitty, is the over-salted lunch!” — Having kissed my friend on family days. “Where did you jump, my little rabbit? It’s dawn outside!” — Hugging the intoxicated, but reached husband...
Don’t blow a quarrel out of a molehill into an elephant, know how to forgive by tearing grievances to shreds! And your life will always be full of happiness, permeated through and through with love, day and night!
Let there be electricity, water and gas in the house, There is no need for sadness and debts, Grab a magical chance on the fly, Live with a spark, creatively and together!
You live in such a way that everyone will envy you, So that the masters want to make a film about you, Let there be a minuscule amount of tiny problems, Love with luck - ribbons-kilometers.
Don't build a house - a fairy-tale palace, Don't plant a bush - a garden of a hundred hectares, Let there be a daughter and a little son, And happiness for dozens of memoirs!
We wish you Alyonka, a blond girl, For Alyonka a brother - a boy Ignatik. And catching up with my brother, let my little sister Raya grow. They will hang out with Zina, Galya, Valya and Marina, Nadya, Olya, Kolya and, of course, Tolya. Let Vitya grow up healthy, Yura grow up kind, Mitya grow up smart, and then let the guys (oh, those little devils!) Petya, Vasya and Valery, Gena, Alexey, Evgeny. Let Masha be the smaller one, and then Natasha, Zoya, Polyushka, Stepan and the smallest one, Ivan, will go. Give birth to these babies, and then whoever you want! We also wish the young couple to live to see your golden wedding, And for Borka’s great-grandson to shout “Bitter” at the wedding!
The man in the family is like one, the wife is like zero - that’s what they say. Everything can change depending on how the two numbers appear in a row. When a daughter-in-law comes into the house with tact and insight, She, having become a zero after her husband, makes the Spouse a ten. And the stupid wife stands forward in front of her husband Zero. And the count goes the other way around, And the result, of course, is worse. I drink so that with good meaning the Wife, sharing life with her husband, leads him to high numbers, and does not reduce him to zero!
