I wish you to live, not to grieve, to not forget the oath in the registry office, so that in joy and sorrow you will not find a place for a quarrel! Every year life gets better and better, so that the husband brings home the paycheck, and the wife does her nails and eyelashes out of habit! He is the breadwinner, she is a diva, stunningly beautiful, so in joy, without troubles and live to be a hundred years old!
Today I am a guest at the wedding, Today my friends are getting married. I am not a fan of “red phrases.” My order will be specific. Groom, take care of the bride. Buy boots for the winter, a bright sundress for the summer... Well, in general, you know the list yourself. Don't talk back to your wife - Everything will only get doubly worse. Her objections are a piece of cake. The wife is always right. You need to promise less, otherwise you will have to deliver. Don't forget about compliments AND about “special” moments. Now I'll tell you, bride. You don't feel cramped together with your loved one. Swear to always endure him, Even though it will be difficult sometimes. Prepare a delicious dinner with love, I will come to you to eat! Kidding! Of course, for my husband. He is well-fed and more obedient. And be patient, mother, collect socks around the house, and if he drinks more than the norm, do not send them to the addresses. This will be my advice, although there is no advice in love. And if you quarrel, make peace. Only after making peace, go to bed. And let the years fly forward. Got married? So, forever. There were a lot of words! Which one is missing? Bitterly!
Congratulations on your wedding day, on the day of lifelong marriage to love and happiness! I wish you, my dears, to live without troubles and bad weather for more than a hundred years, and even when you become decrepit grandparents, not to lose the fervor of your soul, the thrill of feelings and romance in relationships. Peace to you and good luck. Bitterly!
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I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you to live to old age. Together you will turn gray, go bald, go to the store, groan. In general, live happily and you love each other!
That's it: goodbye freedom! Ringed now, The total income is now, The ceiling and the table and the door. I wish you, spouses: Always be happy, So that you miss each other, Well, but never together. So that love would prevail, Life would be pure syrup, Everything would be decided without scandal, Without the “rolling pin to the forehead” technique!
We wish your friendly family to live until your golden wedding. And meet a diamond together, It doesn’t matter where, but what matters is how! Always understand each other, honor and respect each other. And remember: a cool family - Where there is more “We” and less “I”!
I wish you not to break the dishes, because they are expensive these days. To see only a miracle in each other, and not an insult or an enemy. Don’t tug of war, But be a team of one, Walk through life together, side by side, Once you become husband and wife. To love and believe without looking back, To give warmth to your hearts. May you always live sweetly, And even in the dark hour it is light!
With cool gifts
Listen for two minutes, A wedding is no joke, Accept congratulations, And then wait for the gifts. It is, of course, clear to all the guests that they have not gathered here in vain. Everyone wants to see how they will drink and sing here, how they will kiss here and smile at each other - both to friends and relatives. And, of course, young people. I give you potatoes - Wait for Antoshka in a year. I will kiss the couple on the cheeks, so that more daughters will be born. So that the groom is a great guy - Here's a big cucumber for you, And so that it's hot in bed, From me - a slow cooker. Happiness and love beyond measure, And hope and faith to you. Live together for a whole century and cherish each other.
Today is your wedding, And you guys are top class, Beautiful, bright, pretty, And you look harmonious! We wish you a bucket of luck, a kilo of luck to boot, a couple of kids, or three, and for two there are only dreams! So that goodness is sown around, And the house is warm, A cozy, bright atmosphere, And there are thick curtains in the bedroom, So that the refrigerator is full, So that you love, he loves!
Funny and creative wedding greetings
Even at a wedding, sometimes you need to defuse the situation. Do you see that the guests are bored at the table? Then it’s time to take the floor and cheer up those gathered. Funny wedding congratulations always look appropriate. These are small stories that illustrate the future life of a young family. No matter how much you want to live without quarrels, disputes, in harmony and agreement, you still cannot do without them. And everyone present understands this. Therefore, witty congratulatory speeches are just right for a wedding celebration.
The best funny congratulations for a wedding
Congratulations in verse at a wedding banquet are rarely funny. If you choose this, you need to have the artistry and charisma to make it truly fun. You will have to read the poems with expression, the main thing is not for a fifth grade student and without stuttering. Pay attention to the funny congratulations in prose.
Everyone jokes about voluntary imprisonment, but why are you worse?
- Dear newlyweds! Today, please note, absolutely voluntarily, you signed documents on life imprisonment. Since you have resolutely ignored all the warnings from people who know a lot about this and love you uncontrollably, now you simply must be happy and cheerful (or at least smile broadly in our presence). And as soon as you expel all the drunken guests from here, wake up everyone who is sleeping under the table and making salad masks on their faces, we advise you to immediately go in search of that only child-bearing bird, popularly called the stork. And remember: even if marriage is a noose tied around two necks, then let the one that tied you be woven from delicate and fragrant flowers. And here the main thing is that no one has allergies... In general, happiness, success, mutual understanding to you, and if you manage to become rich, then be sure to remember who gave you this wonderful wish!
It would not be amiss to once again remind the newlyweds that they are not ready for family life. Even if they have lived together for more than one year.
- No matter how you prepare for family life physically and mentally, it is impossible to be 100% prepared for it. But it's okay! Even when people jump with a parachute for the first time, they are also never ready and are very afraid, and then they get involved. Since you have made this tandem jump, feel confident both during the flight and when landing. Get the most out of it. And so that you never have the desire to open your arms and jump alone. So the parachute may not open.
There are also funny congratulations in verse, and there are a lot of them. If you know how to tell them beautifully, then take on board, for example, such a poem.
- Neither dad nor mom, of course, knew that daughter (name) and (name) were walking. We were sure that my daughter was in the gym, jumping like a goat, pumping her muscles! Our groom, broad-shouldered, healthy, not frail, has an apartment and is painting the entrance, so that it would be pleasant to enter there, dear, Where have you seen brides loved so much? (name) courted (name) for a long time. Her friends admired her beauty. Our fiancé endured all the hardships from her, Those searing black eyes gave up! She will leave her whims behind the threshold And will be (name)’s wonderful wife, She will cook dinner, wash clothes And will be behind (name) like behind a wall! (last name) let the house be full, and call us, of course, to babysit. Live healthy, live richly, Let joy settle in your home!
Without a doubt, not only the bride and groom, but also their parents deserve attention at the wedding feast. Relationships with mother-in-law and mother-in-law are glorified in jokes, but father-in-law and father-in-law remain on the sidelines. A creative wedding greeting is perfect for the father-in-law. He definitely won’t be offended by this.
- Do not be upset if you are burdened with your mother-in-law, with the groom and with a white dress, and you also get your father-in-law. The father-in-law will be very pleased if you send him, having given him a mandate and a new tie, to sit directly in the Duma. There they will give him a salary, And a car, and an apartment, And to celebrate, he will take his mother-in-law with him to Moscow. You will cry a little And in the old mother-in-law's apartment You will make jam and pickle pickles. And in four years, the father-in-law will come for a mandate and a new tie, He will praise you very much!
Well, the father of the bride is no worse. He also deserves his own toast in a humorous manner.
- If you really want a strong male friendship right here, at your wedding, make an urgent friendship with your father-in-law, don’t put it off any longer, not a minute, not a second, take your father-in-law by the hand and lead him to dance. Right from dancing with my father-in-law, I need to go hunting, And from hunting to fishing, And from fishing to striptease. Don’t forget that at the same time you have to smile at your father-in-law and, while chatting about sex with him, hold his hand tightly. The father-in-law will be stunned at first, and then, realizing what’s going on, he’ll take you hunting, fishing, striptease. And of course, he will forget about his mother-in-law, and about the wedding, and he will certainly make a male friendship with you!
Original wedding congratulations can come from a variety of guests: friends of the newlyweds, brothers and sisters, and even the older generation. There is not a single family that does not have an uncle who skillfully teases everyone, tells jokes and funny stories. You can arm yourself, for example, with such congratulations on the beginning of family life.
- Let's eat beer with doggy style, Vodka with spicy cucumber, So that your marriage is not a “marriage”, So that life can be the crown: Under the crown is now the bride, And at her feet is the groom... Let's drink so that there is room to make children with them! So that the children have a place to sleep. Where. And - their sleep was deep! In the night, sweet for spouses, Only love was heard moaning!
- If hooligans come to you right in the middle of the wedding, don’t throw them out right away, maybe it’s us. You will seat us at the table, in those places where we have eaten little, and we ourselves can easily open the bottle. And while the teacher and uncle policeman did not catch us, together with you we will be for the newlyweds. Eat salad and drink vodka!
Naturally, you should not trust such congratulations to children. From their lips it will sound at least strange. Children's wedding congratulations are always touching, no matter how old the baby is. This is very sincere and involuntarily makes you smile. If the child is not quite small, grows up to be a real artist and enjoys learning poetry, prepare such a congratulation for him. It is funny and touching at the same time.
Congratulations, young people, and I wish you different things: A silent mother-in-law, a safe mother-in-law, A good father-in-law, so that he can sponsor, And a father-in-law who invests in you too!
Happy wedding day, happy wedding day, guys, Let there be money in the house, May you not sleep from now on, May you give birth to beautiful children!
Congratulations on your wedding day from the bottom of my heart! It's time for you to change your priorities: You loved dates and flowers, Learn to cook borscht, cutlets...
Newlyweds, congratulations, And I present this wish: Live together always in harmony, For this, a little is needed, For the husband to give flowers to his wife, For the salary to be paid on time!
Such a congratulation will sincerely amuse all the guests and allow the child to feel like an important person at the celebration.
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We are having fun today, And the fun has no end, Because you put two wedding rings on. It is clear that a good deed is unlikely to be called “Marriage”. Therefore, I will boldly tell you that family is a joint effort! We need to feel each other, somewhere to be completely silent, or, if we can’t, to say the right word. Smile tenderly at your mother-in-law, (It’s better to call her mom), And admire your mother-in-law, And try to please. In general, I will say, guys, you “got” forever! But if there is love until trembling - the rest is nonsense. There will certainly be happiness, the family will be strong, if together you go through difficulties from A to Z.
Our command today is simple: First and foremost - Let love reign in the family, Tender and glorious. And secondly, let the wife pump her biceps and protect her husband from long-legged ladies. Third: we wish our husband personal achievements, so that he brings decent mammoths home. So that there is something to eat With black caviar, So that guests come in a friendly crowd. Well, we wish you children, strong and desirable. Yes! The ring should be friends with the ring finger.
Congratulations in verse on the presentation of money
For a new family, the most important thing you need is money, so congratulations on the wedding with the gift of money will be appreciated! And if the congratulations are also funny, they will be remembered and will improve your mood, and the donated funds will be spent by the newlyweds with pleasure! There are plenty of options to give money. This interpretation will be especially cool at a wedding after the loss of comic gifts.
Well, that's all, the gifts have been handed over. Let's go back to the table, I guess. But, in the end, let’s shout BITTERLY: We want to see the kiss of love!
The newlyweds kiss, and those congratulating them begin to move to their places. Suddenly they stop, remembering the main gift. After all, even comic congratulations on a wedding are not complete without presenting a valuable present - a traditional envelope with money.
Oh yes! We forgot one moment! We'll still have a present. We give you this envelope to replenish the family budget.
Today, money is a universal gift given to newlyweds. But to make everything look beautiful, it’s worth choosing a special way to give money for a wedding in an original way.
Funny congratulations, accept them, young people! Congratulations in words: Unusual, in verse! This issue has been resolved for a long time! We could give the Husband a blender to grind the fruit, and the Wife a screwdriver... Or vice versa? But the gift, to be honest, should be of interest to everyone, extremely important for both, and even necessary! We give newlyweds money - no other way! But regarding their spending, they are not rich in advice. Think for yourself, decide, What you need - buy it!
The presentation of a gift can be played out in an interesting way so that everyone remembers it. To do this, it is enough to take equipment, have the desire, and also perform a small stage action. The scenes could be as follows:
Awkward Guest
Take a large box, decorate it festively using bows and ribbons, and place glass jars in the middle. Heading towards the newlyweds, the guest should, as if by accident, trip and fall so that the box spectacularly flies out of his hands, and its contents break with a characteristic ringing sound. The donor quickly gets up, apologizes for the incident and says that the box contains instructions (an envelope with a cash gift), which he hands to the couple. Such a surprise prepared for the newlyweds’ wedding will be remembered by everyone without exception.
Cool congratulations to the newlyweds on their wedding day
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and at a wedding it is customary to wish the newlyweds the best that is possible in connection with the creation of a family: happiness, love, understanding, respect, mutual assistance, tenderness, passion. In themselves, these words are beautiful and amazing, but when put into poetic form or pronounced in the form of beautiful toasts, they generally become wonderful and can bring great joy to the newlyweds. However, you can somewhat disrupt the solemn mood and make them laugh, or even surprise the newlyweds and all the guests with a cool wish. Of course, you must wish all the best, but if you do it with jokes and humor, the wish will not become worse. On the contrary, it will acquire originality. Such cool wedding wishes are waiting for you on our website.
We congratulate the newlyweds, we wish them love and happiness, for the husband to obey his wife and love her alone, and for the wife to give birth to children, sweet, glorious naughty girls! We expect from you heroes and beautiful daughters. And we also wish you to be young forever, Don’t forget to invite us to your golden wedding.
Be healthy, live richly, as much as your salary allows you. But know that the salary is always not enough - Shake all your ancestors - they will give you more. You have twice as many parents, love them more, stay longer. Don't be afraid of pipettes, don't be afraid of diapers. Give birth to boys, give birth to girls. But parents get bored with children. Give them to the grandmothers, they will raise them. But most of all I wish, however: That there be no marriage from your marriage.
And now the mother-in-law will congratulate you, who is now called mom! And, of course, this mother does not need advertising! The mother-in-law will hurry now to give her love! You’ll love your mother-in-law just like you did, and call her mommy! We give our word to the father-in-law that he takes the daughter-in-law into the house! Let him congratulate the young, whatever he wants, he wishes! Everything is great, and now Father-in-law will make us all happy! And, of course, he will congratulate the newlyweds! He will leave instructions...
We laugh and bleat with happiness, We drink Pepsi and kvass for the holiday: Congratulations on your wedding anniversary, mom and dad, you! You are kinder, sweeter and more beautiful, more cheerful, more beautiful than anyone. You are our happiness in the world, Joy and success in life! To be like in a photo in a frame, On the way - at a hundred years - dashing: A mischievous bride - to mom, To dad - a gentle groom!!!
To whom have you left us? Why did he leave us? How can we explain to the girls that you only love your wife? What about our entertainment? Living without them is nothing but torment. Do you really need your wife more than us? You won't go to football or hockey with her. And he won’t let you drink beer, but how can you live without beer? Instead of a crazy feast, they are waiting for diapers to be washed. And jogging in the morning... In the children's kitchen: mixtures there.
I congratulate you on your Wedding Day, and I want to give you: CARROTS - so that you can sleep comfortably! BOW - so that there is no separation! MUG - so that they love each other! SOAP - to make the house clean, cozy and cute! OPEN OPEN - for the first Alenka! RATTLE - for Andryushka, KERCHINS - for the twins Irinka and Marinka, SWIM - for Slavochka, TOYS - for Nastyushka, DIMMERS - for the twins Mishka and Grishka, PANTS - for the fifth son, SOCKS - for the last daughter.
You were driven down the aisle for a long time, To formalize the marriage act. Finally, this irreparable fact happened! Now the task is more difficult for both relatives and friends: It is still unknown to science, For children and grandchildren to be born, When only a pager with a telephone Served as a connection for two lovers! And congratulating you on your wedding, we wish you to carry your wedding portrait with you everywhere, so as not to be afraid of each other, if you happen to meet, in a newly built nest!
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Sounds of cheerful laughter And also send laundry. Be healthy, live richly, spouses are sweet, Your love in In joy, separationWhile your beloved laughs.Let Draw up peace in your home with a spoonful and the consent of the children.
Toast to the wedding
tenderness! Respect each other. Appreciate every moment, And the eternal struggle my advice, you get your salary. a groan can be heard! is burning, This is important, because the Family rear is with socks, Although in love, But know, salaries If a quarrel suddenly happens, remember more often! each of us is most important. What the husband scattered there is no advice. There is always not enough You, wife, take you on an important event
Wedding toast in your own words
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Wedding toast in prose
Shake all your ancestorsIf you have a husbandWe wish you well-being, happiness.We wish you great love,take care,Blooms like spring The muses were simple:Be happy! Bitter! Maybe don’t relax until now, Only after making peace, go to sleep - they are for you
Cool wedding toast
for vodka,To each other before and heartfelt,In love and a flower. “To love each other The life of a modern person is time And lie down on the sofa. they will add. You will love you very much for old age.
Wedding toast to the newlyweds
May your happiness live forever! Let your union be cemented STANDARD!” this is a garland of multi-colored give an answer to don’t wallow! And may your parents be in the frying pan! strong May your rings last forever, And I, boy
Beautiful wedding toast
days: bright and the question: what is And it’s better that the years fly. There are twice as many of you, On your wedding day I wish the year to pass. and eternal. They will become a big symbol. cloudy. And only love? Go to the store Got married? So, forever. Love them more deeply, peace, It will be sweet, it will be bitter Let the day from Raise your feeling, children's laughter rings. Raising a glass, from you, dear ones, Everyone converges on And dresses with There were a lot of words, stay longer. So that she is big -
Wedding toast in verse
day everything rises to great, great heights. Today is your day, I’ll shout: “Bitter!” Newlyweds, it depends what kind of love you buy with a fur coat, how much! Don’t be afraid of pipettes, apartment, You will have to experience everything. Your union is more beautiful - our children’s gift, Growing up in the forest, your slender days are a mystery,
Wedding toast in your own words
For a beautiful wife What is missing? Don’t be afraid of diapers. And the kids are noisy But hold on friend And your home is the sky, So be happier poplar, there will be more! So which remained unsolved It was completely bitter! Give birth to boys, give birth to a swarm for a friend, let it be complete Take care of this gift. everyone! And let everyday trifles grow nearby
Short toast for a wedding
I’m flattered! Congratulations to you, now you’re a girl. I would violate your If the family decided with a cup! Together and good luck Happy wedding day to you slender birch.
Cool toast for a wedding
and troubles are not a day! And let them sometimes be ringed. I wish to But children parents peace! become. Be able to love, be able to forgive, sweeter, congratulations. And they fell in spoil the most important thing So let our she is grumpy, the end of her days are boring. I wish you patience, The long-awaited day has come - Trust without suspicion, Softer life's blow. Love, prosperity, each other's children, and newlyweds in your life all your life But yours, but carry these handcuffsThrow them to the grandmothers,Exorbitant fun. You are now married.Don’t forget about Happy solemn day to you! reached out to
Cool short wedding toast
- your loved one lives selflessly! marriage and they will raise you to save.
Funny wedding toast
friend, love, which does with this secret I wish you happiness, a lot of a sincere smile on But most of all
Wedding toast in prose
My union will bring you! We wish you happiness, guys! Bitterly,
Wedding toast in verse
and not And don’t look at the twitching eye, the beautiful Whatever I’m a little confused,With your wedding, with Through the life ofChildren in abundance, you will live with love and not intertwined newlyweds! will be able to solve it! on both sides! well-being, not marriage from your What to give you, on the day of unity of hearts! skills. understanding grow, together! together . On this joyful dayIt’s bitter! Live, not for a mental disorder, an extraordinary marriage.
Funny wedding toast
The bride is a beauty, Like a cup of good wine, And whatpozdravchiki.ru What would our newlyweds be I would like I want to drink to without looking, the beauty of the soul andNot only to continue How to make you laugh. the groom is great! genus,
The best toast for a wedding
And I decided We wish you peace, yours is full! Take care of your friend! You are so beautiful, birch? happiness. and say wedding peace, okay! disheveled tired look. In Russia, someone will marry you money , love, understanding,Don’t spill this Children are healthy and beautiful, young, Let’s wish them, As you know, happiness is a toast: We want to wish you Live happy birds, people. So that you can May your cherished dreams come true, let the cup of love envy you Family happiness so that branches can exist without love Each of us becomes a friendly family, flying high in Not to give birth, to buy happiness for ourselves, all our dreams! Drink it all up to everyone around. The sea, their love can never. Today has its own way,
A short wedding toast in your own words
To give birth to children soon, in dreams and happiness, I will give a lot, These magic bills, May your path go to the bottom! Let it burn brightly Trouble bypasses you, and a wonderful sunny day that can be Relax with them and let soon
Wedding toast from friends
We will give you a long and wonderful life. Let your life be the flame of passion, and grief. hold on tightly, friend Let’s imagine for a second, different. Someone at sea, in your homeland, you will get married!.. couture. In the rays of love, it’s always bright, After all, you are the spouse The wedding is taking place, at a friend’s wedding.
Wedding toast from parents
what would happen, this is a winding path,to the mountains with wonderful chicks.But, if not In life, everything is possible
and sincerity of feelings. And there will be a and spouse!
with them and in That's it, guys, you got it, you want marriage to come in handy, And never mind, it’s love of all
The stamp has been set and Tomorrow guests will expect a variety of feelings: was it cloudy? These are obstacles. Someone is going on a hike.
Wedding toast from parents
After all, a wife and So that it turns into And a plot beyond the control of grief, above, fingers
hangover. and Joy, and the wide road would spoil you, but Happiness became a hundred husband. chain of fights, the moon for something
Keeped by God will be Let happiness preserve The rings shine merrily.Husband and wife Boredom, and Pride,holiday? No. And which you can move forward years!
Short wedding toast
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