Congratulations on your housewarming: funny poems and prose

Have you been invited to a housewarming party, but don’t have enough time to find a suitable greeting? Don’t be upset, on our website you will definitely be able to find the appropriate words of congratulations on your housewarming, which will not only lift your spirits, but will also remain in the memory of the new homeowners for a long time! There is no way to congratulate you in person? Then send a cool audio congratulation in the form of a song, a joke or a wish. It will only take a couple of minutes of your time.

Congratulations on housewarming in verse

Congratulations on your housewarming. The apartment is just right for you. In it we wish you happiness from the heart and without embellishment. Let no bad dreams arise, Let them not circle above your head. Let your good brownie protect your wealth.

Congratulations on your housewarming and we wish with all our hearts that in your new apartment there will be happiness and peace, that the jambs will be even, and that the stove will always bake. So that the doors don't creak The windows would be made of glass So that there would be a lot of health There would be joy and comfort. And let sorrows and adversity pass by, So that they live in harmony with their husband. Children run around in the apartment, So that they respect each other - Never offend. There is a lot of joy in your new home Until your old age.

Congratulations on your housewarming, we wish you all the best! So that the floor does not fall through, the wall does not crumble, so that the doors do not creak, three windows are intact! So that the children hurry into the house With joy, with desire, And the husband is good With affection, with care! So that relatives would come, So that they would bring gifts, So that diplomas would be washed, And we would be invited to visit. So that happiness rings in the house And comfort and peace reign, So that you do not know bad weather And a different, different fate

Our dear children, There is a new step in your life - You are already much older, And you have found your hearth.

We hope that he will bring a lot of happiness. After all, this is your cozy home, It will warm you and protect you.

We hope that later you will have children, your home will become more joyful, and your life will become more fun.

Change of residence - Almost like government. From shabby apartments to a new house - like to a new world! You will master everything from scratch, you will discover a new world. Meet new friends, So that your life will be more fun: After all, in a new place You will live together for a long time, Increase happiness in the house, Invite us to visit more often. Happy moving! Housewarming! Let's welcome the new world with fun!

May God grant you comfort and peace, And may the angels always stand behind you. May peace and warmth be sent to you, May you be bright in quiet joy. Let your heart not hurt from difficult worries, And let old age risk a visit later. We wish you more children and grandchildren, so that you don’t have to get bored in your home!

Happy housewarming from the bottom of our hearts, Congratulations to you friends - We wish you the keys to finding happiness without difficulty. So that the house is clean, And cozy and bright, So that guests gather, So that it is good! So that the good brownie is behind the stone wall, So that things go well, Good gentlemen, go on your way!

Housewarming! This is a reason to Throw away unnecessary trash, Turn your home into a clean, tidy temple. This is a reason to buy new furniture, carpets. With the move, you should be prepared for waste and expenses. Let your home become cozy and open for guests. Happy new things, good luck and good news!

With a new house, with a new roof. Congratulations together. Let the walls breathe health, Let the floorboards not crack. In a new house one sleeps sweetly, and in one’s own - even tastier. Let's wish prosperity to the house, and happy days to the residents.

Congratulations on housewarming to a friend

My dear friend, There was a big event in your life, You found a new home for yourself, You invited me to the opening, And therefore, with all my heart, I will voice my congratulations to you, Here you will now be the mistress, And I know your house will be the best, You will lead everywhere cleanliness, And there will be strict order everywhere, You have fulfilled your dream, And there is already little left there, So that a man can be the head here, Or rather, your lawful husband, So that he loves you immensely, So that you are inspired with him, Happy housewarming, my friend, And take my wishes into account, your life will definitely improve, and all your wishes will come true!

The long-awaited time has come, let's celebrate our friends' housewarming! I wish your life to bring warmth and joy to your new home! I wish you to live, not to grieve, so that you want to return to the house! Keep the warmth and comfort! May love come with you!

Happy housewarming, friend, congratulations, I wish you to live in abundance in your new house, so that the floor does not fall in, so that the wall is strong. So that the doors do not creak, So that there is a beautiful view from the window, So that happiness settles in the house, So that they forget your address of bad weather.

Funny housewarming greetings

Now it's your turn. We came for a housewarming party, See your possessions - Accept, honest people! Here are the mansions, so the mansions, Everything you need for the soul: Kitchen, bath with toilet, Well, and rooms at the same time - If you want, stand, and if you want, dance! Even if you roll along them sideways With a turn and with a jump - Who can’t forbid you to live luxuriously here? So that the doors don’t break and the floors don’t dry out, I wash the bath, cook the stove, so that the apartment is warm. Come on, good hostess, fill our glasses. Let's drink a cup of good wine, brothers, we'll reach the bottom.

On your new square you have all the right meters: There is a room for your mother-in-law, Where to go before the wind blows, Where to smoke thoughtfully, Where to hang your laundry... It may seem a little, But it’s yours! So let these meters give you only warmth. Do you hear it knocking? So happiness has come to you!

The cat is the first to enter the house, followed by fun - let the neighbors know that you are having a housewarming party here! The renovation is complete, now your family hearth is warm and comfort reigns. Congratulations on your housewarming!

So that the plumber and the electrician arrive on time, So that you are friends with the Housing Office, So that the Housing Office is affectionate! Guests should come, But they also knew honor and tact, You gave birth to a son and daughter, And celebrated the fact!

The hut-ward pampers, invites everyone for pies. It’s a bit crowded in the former house. We need to expand our circles! Let guests into the mansion, celebrate housewarming. “With cheerful happiness, with a new home!” - We will shout to you together!

Congratulations on your housewarming, Oh, the mansions are good. Pour it quickly, master, only generously, from the heart! I wish that there would be cognac in the house on the table, and there would be caviar with it - This is a very good sign.

So that your floor is very strong, so that the bed does not creak. So that you have the strength in your body to replenish your family.

Today is housewarming and the house is full of guests, and loud fun, and various goodies.

Today is housewarming And we are all in a hurry to come to you: Let's rejoice together... And sit with beer.

Five bottles of cognac, Seven bottles of vodka - For us to warm up, bye In good weather... And then we will send a messenger For champagne, whiskey: Housewarming! - there is no end to food delights!

The (Ivanovs) have a housewarming party. Everyone gathered at the table. Jokes, laughter, joy, fun Burst into the new house. The housewife is tired - So many joyful chores. Hey, feast, pour it, it’s time to say a toast! So that the house is full of guests, So that happiness reigns in it, So that they live and do not grieve, So that they are friends with their neighbors! So that light, warmth, water are always without problems! In the garden, so that everything is in order in your garden, And, of course, so that there is a car in the garage! That's all for this, friends, Let's drink a glass to the bottom!

Congratulations! Housewarming - This is boundless chaos, Moving will disrupt the quiet and familiar life. You won't find a pair of scissors or a spoon for a long time, you'll have to fork out for wallpaper and paths. But all this, let's summarize the important results: Moving is the beginning. Fortunately, only roads!

There is nothing better in the world - I tell you, not the same - Than a separate apartment, And especially your own! We came and immediately sat down - There is something to do; and glasses - here; Congratulations on your housewarming! Get settled! Well, go ahead!

Congratulations on the new roof that is above your head, Now you live higher up, as a large and friendly family! Let the apartment warm you up, And let you live well, And let everyone now have fun, Let's drink wine for housewarming!

Variations on the theme of gifts

And, of course, it’s worth talking separately about gifts. As a rule, when entering a new home, you need to give them something that will be useful in one way or another in the household:

kitchen utensils (cutting boards, containers for spices, beautiful jars for storing bulk products);
household appliances (yoghurt maker, coffee grinder, blender, mixer, bread maker, microwave oven, kitchen scale, fondue set);
tableware (plates, salad bowls, tea set, glasses, candy dish, honey container, baking dishes, sushi set);
textiles (tablecloth, beautiful potholders, napkins, bed linen, set of towels, door mat);
decor (paintings, photo frames, clocks, figurines, sofa cushions, photo albums, sconces).

Beautiful congratulations on your housewarming

Probably the most important thing in life is family, candle fire and secluded dialogue... So that in the morning you can hear: “I love you!..” And at night dissolve in languid passion...

Probably the most important thing in life is comfort, and children's laughter, and a feeling of happiness... When you know what is expected today! There is shelter where you can wait out the bad weather.

It’s important to understand in life! Don't step on the rake of everyday life again! Don't change horses midway! And to the end be a man of his word!

And value your strength! Do not waste official trifles... Have a great desire to live! To spite the enemies! To the glory of all lovers!

For your housewarming, I wish you from the bottom of my heart Happiness, vigor, luck, May your dreams come true! The coolest environment, Peace in the house and warmth, So that your life is beautiful, The most joyful! A lot of money, more laughter, After all, without it, a house is not a home And, of course, success and fun at the table!

Happy housewarming, dears! Congratulations! We wish you from the bottom of our hearts! Good luck in your new home! We wish you comfort and family warmth, Let all everyday affairs go calmly, peacefully! Let there be prosperity in the house, let it smell like pies! Let friends come to visit, And let them wait too! We wish you well, friends! May there always be order! So that you can be friends with your neighbors and live peacefully as neighbors! Let there be laughter in the apartment, Let there be enough space for everyone! According to all beliefs, we wish you to let the cat in and check the house! Happy Housewarming to you, dears! Live happily! We wish you well-being in everything!

Prohibited gifts

There are some gifts that should not be given for housewarming. Otherwise, the new residents may be offended, the festive atmosphere will fade, and the relationship will deteriorate. And this will affect the rest of your life.

Money. Never give cash in an envelope. Otherwise, the home owners will face financial problems. There is also a risk that the house will be visited by robbers.
Wallet. If you give the owners a wallet, they will be in danger of running out of money.
Mirror. Giving a mirror means bringing illness to the owners.
Pearl products. Jewelry made from this stone will lead to bitter tears.
Watch. New residents should not be given any clocks (wall, table, wrist) or even alarm clocks. Otherwise, the owner or mistress of the house will spend a lonely old age.

But then what to give as a housewarming gift? Rules and beliefs establish that the best gifts are:

household items (breadbox, dishes, kitchen utensils - excluding knives and forks);
towels, bed linen (only from relatives);
textile;
Appliances;
furniture;
curtains;
items for beautiful interior decoration - photo frames, figurines, vases.

You can give figurines and other beautiful items for the interior.
Each guest invited to a housewarming throws coins over the threshold at the entrance. They cannot be touched for 3 days. After this, the owners collect the coins and hide them in a secluded place.

Short housewarming greetings

Housewarming is a magical holiday, You are now the owners of the apartment, It’s a sunny and beautiful day, And let happiness come to your door!

Celebrate the housewarming on a grand scale, this holiday is worth it, be happy, you, your children, all the best to you!

May your home be filled with prosperity, joy and happiness. And one more thing: Let it always be sweet in your mouth, tearless in your eyes, hot in your heart

What is a housewarming party? This is a hit on the news! Treats, fun and full of guests.

Housewarming! Let your home be filled with all the good things - With fabulously enormous happiness and comfort and warmth!

Friday is not Monday, It’s the easiest day to get up, Congratulations on your housewarming, We’ll stop by this evening!

The whole day is like a carousel, With moving to a new house, Or more simply - with housewarming, Once you get settled, we'll come in!

Happy new place, happy housewarming! Happy new day! And let there be no laziness in the heat of fun.

May you always live together more happily in a new place. And health to you, and harmony, and a pleasant lifestyle, and successful alterations, and emotional gatherings.

Finally, your housewarming party has arrived, and now we will congratulate you and let the fun begin!

For housewarming, I wish: May your modest house always be bright, warm and secluded!

A delightful moment, long-awaited and wonderful! Let the century of Life be interesting in the new place!

The new house will warm, hide from bad weather, let happiness come to the house with housewarming!

Housewarming will bring many tiny worries, let them all dissolve, and let your dreams come true!

We celebrate housewarming, Fun and friendly, The first year in a new apartment should be met with laughter!

Housewarming! May your neighbors receive you pleasantly, May life improve incredibly now!

Let your house be filled with a full cup, And let each dream come true together!

You set a dream as a goal, And you put a lot of effort into it, And now, I hasten to congratulate you on your housewarming, you deserve it!

How to properly leave your previous place of residence

At your previous place of residence you need 2-3 coins. Then the life of the previous and new owners in this apartment will be prosperous. The law of return comes into play: in order to receive something, you need to give something.

Moving always involves packing old things. If you have things you don't use, it's best to throw them away immediately. Signs when moving to a house or a new apartment prohibit taking unnecessary junk with you. It is not recommended to transfer such things into the wrong hands. Otherwise, there is a risk that ill-wishers will damage these items.

Say a warm goodbye to your old home. Remember only positive things. Forget about pain and grief, don’t be ungrateful - otherwise life will punish you. Even if being in your previous home was unhappy, you need to thank fate for the lessons.

You can’t take bad memories with you - thank fate for the lessons