We offer you short poems to beautifully present souvenirs and large anniversary gifts to a man or woman. write We tried to be universal so that it would suit everyone.
We will What to give: a basket, money, a comb, toothpaste, a corkscrew, a notebook, soap, an asset, vitamins, coal, a telephone.
1. We came to congratulate you on your anniversary, Our eyes glow, three Like carats!
3. There is no more pleasant ribbon. Their creaking in the world. Place a mattress underneath and let you dream about a gift. (money: small amount)
4. Here is a comb as a gift for you, So that you always have a hairstyle, So that your hair becomes thicker, And you only get younger! (hands a comb as a gift)
5. We give you toothpaste, a smile so that it is cool, so that your breath kisses, and is now boldly fresh! (We give a toothbrush as a gift)
7. If your memory somehow gets sick somewhere, I’ll give you this notebook as a souvenir! (as a gift with delivery a notebook or notepad)
9. To avoid getting sick in winter, you need to take it more often. No, not vodka or beer, but they give simple ones! (vitamins in a jar with vitamins)
10. So that you don’t get sick tomorrow, Don’t have a headache, Activated carbon always helps us out. (they give a package of coal)
11. Finally, we will give the hero of the day a phone, so that he doesn’t forget his friends, so that he invites him to visit more often! (this is the most significant gift that is given to the hero of the day)
Universal quatrains for gifts
We offer you short poems to beautifully present souvenirs and large anniversary gifts to a man or woman.
We tried to write universally so that it would suit everyone. What we will give: a basket, money, a comb, toothpaste, a corkscrew, a notebook, soap, vitamins, activated carbon, a telephone.
1. We came to congratulate you on your anniversary, Our eyes glow, Like three carats!
2. We will give you gifts, Yes, we will sing to the heap, And to put away the gifts - Here is a basket with a bright bow! (gift basket with ribbon)
3. There is nothing more pleasant than their creaking in the world. Place it under the mattress, let you dream about money. (gift: small amount)
4. Here is a comb as a gift for you, So that you always have a hairstyle, So that your hair becomes thicker, And you just get younger! (hands a comb as a gift)
5. We give you toothpaste, so that your smile is cool, so that your breath is fresher, and now kiss boldly! (toothpaste as a gift)
6. We give you a modern corkscrew, He is your faithful friend today, To open the bottle, Carefully, not to spill! (gift – corkscrew opener)
7. If your memory fails, Something is missing somewhere, I will give you this notebook as a souvenir! (as a gift with delivery a notebook or notepad)
8. To make your body younger, your skin soft, this soap is a gift for you, it will always be useful to you. (a piece of soap as a gift)
9. To avoid getting sick in winter, you need to take it more often. No, not vodka or beer, but simple vitamins! (they give you a jar of vitamins)
10. So that tomorrow you don’t feel sick or have a headache, Activated carbon always helps us out. (they give a package of coal)
11. Finally, we will give the hero of the day a phone, so that he doesn’t forget his friends, so that he can invite you to visit more often! (this is the most significant gift given to the hero of the day)
Funny sketches for a woman's anniversary with humor
Options for interesting and funny scenes with humor for the anniversary or birthday of any woman are easy to come up with, write and play funny. It is important that the reprises are understandable to the guests and the hero of the occasion.
In the company of teachers, jokes about welders will be incomprehensible; at a festival, where the average age of guests is 50+, some youth jokes will not be appreciated.
But let's move on to the scenes themselves.
Costume skits
Each costume scene is cool - the guests, the birthday girl or the presenters dress up in different costumes. If a funny text is attached to this action, then those present will like such entertainment.
Comic skit "Doctor"
One guest is required to dress up as a doctor. A white robe, a cap with a red cross on the head and a large enema in hand are required.
You can present gifts by singing ditties:
What gifts will there be: a razor, a piggy bank, coffee, pencils, dish sponges, oranges, seeds, beer, stewed meat, condensed milk.
1.) Hello, dear hero of the day, You are not old at all! And therefore, accept gifts for a bright life!
2.) This razor is your best friend, Shave with it here, and there, and here, Where the hair grows!
3.) We will give you a piggy bank, So that you can save for a car, So that on your new anniversary You can take us for a ride in it.
4.) We’ll also give you coffee to be more cheerful in the morning, because people’s mood depends on it!
5.) Here’s a present, these are pencils for you, so you can draw pictures, write something down somewhere.
6.) We’ll go home later, You have a lot of dishes to wash, And to make it easier – We need to give you some sponges.
7.) Here's a kilo of orange for you, so that there are no wrinkles. You eat them on an empty stomach. Cellulite is our worst enemy.
8.) We give these seeds, so that there will be spring in the garden, and then you give us beautiful flowers!
9.) We’ll also give you beer, so that you don’t feel sad. Tomorrow you’ll get over your hangover with it. Only, mind you! Don't get carried away!
10.) We give a jar of stew, To survive the crisis, We give a jar of condensed milk, To drink it with tea.
11.) They brought you gifts for your anniversary, So that the house is full, Our hero of the day is more cheerful!
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Siren
Super! Cool! laughed heartily! I'll definitely use it if the opportunity arises.
Presenting comic gifts for an anniversary in verse
Give a bottle with a pacifier (for fun, we put the pacifier on a pin)
Hello, our long-awaited day, We came here for a reason, The table is set, the glasses are poured, Maybe the October holiday?
Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year? Or did Mai come here? We are celebrating our birthday... half a hundred and five There is a newborn among us We will congratulate all of her But, and she is not allowed to drink from a glass, In theory! We will give this pacifier as a gift. Let her suck - it’s time, And it’s high time for us to drink to her health! Let him grow and not get sick, Gather us once a year. If only she had health, And the rest will come!
For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk, You can take a bath with it, it will be useful there too, You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your butt, You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you, And when it happens (50.60.) we will come to you again, Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon, We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
Comments
The May colors of this meadow are all connected with a friend’s birthday. Dear hero of the day! We ask you to stand up and accept congratulations from your colleagues. (Congratulations to colleagues.)
Dear guests! I see you are in a good mood. We continue our congratulations. We place the Lily of the Valley flower on a pedestal and dedicate many flattering lines to him. Which of you, guests, is ready to say a few words for the hero of the day? (Congratulation.)
In order not to take any sin on our souls, we give the floor to guests from afar. (Congratulation.)
We will not break traditions on this anniversary; the relatives of the hero of the day will congratulate him. (Congratulations to relatives.)
Host: What a wonderful inflorescence of guests is present at this table! Everyone is attracted by the sparkle of their eyes, a charming smile, special charm and uniqueness, like flowers in a beautiful meadow, to which no less beautiful creations of nature flock and living beings gather. For example, an ant could be among the guests. This nice hard worker, I’ll tell you, is not a miser at all. For such a celebration He has tons of gifts. But today he is not there, but next door is a neighbor - your military commander. (Addresses the boss): Over to you, dear. (Congratulation.)
How many petals does the beautiful Rose have? Each word of confession is ready to be expressed. And first, we will not break traditions; her work colleagues will congratulate her. (Congratulation.)
And now we are waiting for all the words From our dear one, From the one who has been close for years, With whom adversity is not scary. Behind him, as if behind a stone wall, This is Oksana Petrovna, dear husband!
Anniversary ribbons! Trick from the presenter
Finally, the New Year holidays are over, and with them the New Year's corporate events and the New Year's bustle! And today we will return to all-weather, all-season and endless holidays - to ANNIVERSARY! ************************
What is Jubilee? This is a gathering of friends, These are toasts, wishes and wonderful messages,
This is joy, laughter, flowers, the measurement of the height to which you rose, walked firmly and were not afraid!
It's a head spin. These are kind words. Only to you from the bottom of my heart And, of course, about love!
From parents, children, from neighbors, from friends! You listen whether you like it or not. Am I really that good?!
My boss is sitting here, raised his glass, and says: You are your wife’s faithful companion... And our invaluable employee...
I decided to appoint you as Deputy starting tomorrow! I smiled shyly... And... Oh, horror! Suddenly, I woke up... Svetlana Galunenko.
To decorate the anniversary evening, the presenters try to use various bright attributes of the holiday. One of these attributes is a beautiful silk ribbon with the inscription: “Jubilee!” , "Hero of the occasion!" etc. But today we'll talk about another use case for tape:
1. We will have a lot of ribbons and they will all be hoisted on the hero of the day! 2. You need to write couplets on the tapes in advance. 3. These ribbons will be presented not by random guests, but by people specifically matching the meaning of the inscription!
She must become an example for us, like a wonderful mother! (Such a ribbon will be presented to the daughter or son of the hero of the day).
I won’t hide from you how much I love my dear grandmother! (I hope everything is clear here!)
Here is the hostess - a sight for sore eyes! Happy Birthday! (This is a backup tape, any of the guests can read it. Suddenly there are few relatives!)
Coronation on a man's anniversary
The coronation will add importance to any male hero of the day, which will undoubtedly please the hero of the occasion. Since the birthday person has different preferences depending on age, the options are divided into appropriate categories.
In verse
Not news, but sensation! Now there will be a coronation! Who will be the king? Let's wait a little more... He is beautiful and fair, a real exclusive! Today the guy is among us, it’s his holiday. No more hints are needed, guess what? Shall we shout together? (everyone shouts the name of the hero of the day) Come on stage quickly, You are our future king! Even though you are not of blue blood, I deign to crown you. Just don't offend us! Feed and water more often! Don’t kick me out of the holiday And goodbye to all pranks! Don’t rush to try on the crown, First we’ll congratulate you. Hold the magic root, (hands horseradish root) Let your dreams come true. There is a big hint in that gift, and you should have one like that. From year to year, so that you grow like a wolf, use your masculine strength. And to make your wishes come true, a rain of stars will help, my friend. (they sprinkle the hero of the day with paper stars) And so that they don’t even try to offend you, take fresh, peeled garlic. (handed garlic) We finish congratulating, It’s time to crown. (they take out the crown and put it on the hero of the day) Wear the crown, you deserve it! Did you feel a sense of power? Promise not to be arrogant and smile more often today! Coronation of the hero of the day, 30 years old. Presenter: I ask for a moment of attention! Who is older today? Are you wearing a jacket? Who said hello to maturity today? And in old age I took a ticket? Surely! Our hero of the day! Please take the stage!
The birthday boy goes on stage/stands in the middle of the hall, the host announces him as the king of the evening. He puts on a crown and medal to the accompaniment of solemn music.
Presenter : Crown with crown, but this is not enough. What is a king without favorites? The favorites come out (several girls, two are enough). The heroines read out any congratulations in verse. In chorus or in quatrains.
If desired, the favorites can give a symbolic gift to the king.
Presenter : “It is the retinue that makes the king,” as Machiavelli once said. The rest of the guests come out and sing in chorus any congratulatory song-remake.
Presenter : What is a coronation without celebration?
All those present stand in a living corridor along which the newly-crowned king walks. At this time, the guests shout: “Happy anniversary!” It is permissible to use firecrackers and sprinkle them on the birthday boy.
Presenter : Well, king, give the order to go to the table! The hero of the day orders everyone to go to the table to continue the feast.
Man 50 years old
Requisites:
- mantle;
- crown;
- a bottle of cognac;
- throne (chair);
- pen and printed decree.
Poem for the presenter:
Once upon a time in one kingdom, In one famous state. The working day suddenly became a day off, So round and golden. Why did this happen? What happened there? The lights were shining in the palace, They were walking there to spite everyone. After all, a compelling reason was found, the Tsar is already 50 years old! The anniversary passed with brilliance, It was better than in paradise.
Presenter : This excerpt from a fairy tale reminds me of our evening today. There is only one difference - the king is not crowned. Come out, our dear! The hero of the day enters the hall and sits on a pre-prepared throne.
Presenter : Your anniversary is round, golden. Therefore, the medal is appropriate. (presents a round, gold medal)
You are now a powerful man, hold your staff. (hands over a bottle of cognac) And now we should dress appropriately. (puts on robe) And finally, the final touch. (puts on crown) At the beginning of your reign, you should read and sign the order. (the presenter gives the hero of the day a paper with a decree)
Text of the order:
Today (full date) the decree begins to come into force. Validity period: 1 day. Basic requirements: 1. Participate in all competitions. 2. In every toast, shout: “Glory to the Tsar!” 3. Dance a lot. 4. Laugh a lot. 5. Do not deny yourself food and drinks. Basic prohibitions: 1. Cry, be sad. 2. Sit in a corner while competitions are held. 3. Leave early. 4. Don’t give anything to the hero of the day. 5. Swear with guests. Any disobedience is punishable by severe punishment (singing ditties, dancing a gypsy and drinking a penalty). Date and signature
The hero of the day is 55 years old
Host : What characterizes a real man? Wisdom, humor, courage, ability to love. I suggest starting with the first one. (any quiz is selected, depending on the preferences of the hero of the day)
Host : Well, I trust your wisdom. What about humor? Tell us a funny incident from your life or an anecdote.
Host : Courage has no fear, but it has strength. I ask our beautiful ladies to come to us. (all women present stand in the middle of the hall, the presenter instructs the hero of the day to carry them in his arms back to the table)
Presenter : A person who knows how to love knows many songs about love. How much do you know? (the mini-game “Guess the melody” begins)
Host : Now I can confidently say, you are a real king! Crown to the studio! (the crown is brought out and placed on the hero of the day, the guests shout: “King of the Jubilee”)
Man 70 years old
Brother and matchmaker, boyars, nobles gathered in a large retinue. People from the sovereign quickly rushed to the palace. And everyone finally entered this fabulous palace. To conduct a coronation, you need to present the throne. (the “throne” is brought out, the hero of the day sits down) We ask you to be our king, And we present you with the crown! (they put a crown on the hero of the day) In order for us to complete the ceremony, the remaining attributes must be presented! So that you are a respectable king, please put on the robe. (they put the mantle on the king) And to make it easier for everyone to govern, it is necessary to hand over the scepter. (handed a staff) I wish that only good moments will be preserved in life forever, Today is a holiday just for you! And thunderous applause sounds! (family and friends applaud)
Author: Yulia Doronina.
Universal quatrains for gifts
We offer you short poems to beautifully present souvenirs and large anniversary gifts to a man or woman. We tried to write universally so that it would suit everyone.
What we will give: a basket, money, a comb, toothpaste, a corkscrew, a notebook, soap, vitamins, activated carbon, a telephone.
1. We came to congratulate you on your anniversary, Our eyes glow, Like three carats!
2. We will give you gifts, Yes, we will sing to the heap, And to put away the gifts - Here is a basket with a bright bow! (gift basket with ribbon)
3. There is nothing more pleasant than their creaking in the world. Place it under the mattress, let you dream about money. (gift: small amount)
4. Here is a comb as a gift for you, So that you always have a hairstyle, So that your hair becomes thicker, And you just get younger! (hands a comb as a gift)
5. We give you toothpaste, so that your smile is cool, so that your breath is fresher, and now kiss boldly! (toothpaste as a gift)
6. We give you a modern corkscrew, He is your faithful friend today, To open the bottle, Carefully, not to spill! (gift – corkscrew opener)
7. If your memory fails, Something is missing somewhere, I will give you this notebook as a souvenir! (as a gift with delivery a notebook or notepad)
8. To make your body younger, your skin soft, this soap is a gift for you, it will always be useful to you. (a piece of soap as a gift)
9. To avoid getting sick in winter, you need to take it more often. No, not vodka or beer, but simple vitamins! (they give you a jar of vitamins)
10. So that tomorrow you don’t feel sick or have a headache, Activated carbon always helps us out. (they give a package of coal)
11. Finally, we will give the hero of the day a phone, so that he doesn’t forget his friends, so that he can invite you to visit more often! (this is the most significant gift given to the hero of the day)
You can present gifts by singing ditties:
What gifts will there be: a razor, a piggy bank, coffee, pencils, dish sponges, oranges, seeds, beer, stewed meat, condensed milk.
1.) Hello, dear hero of the day, You are not old at all! And therefore, accept gifts for a bright life!
2.) This razor is your best friend, Shave with it here, and there, and here, Where the hair grows!
3.) We will give you a piggy bank, So that you can save for a car, So that on your new anniversary You can take us for a ride in it.
4.) We’ll also give you coffee to be more cheerful in the morning, because people’s mood depends on it!
5.) Here’s a present, these are pencils for you, so you can draw pictures, write something down somewhere.
6.) We’ll go home later, You have a lot of dishes to wash, And to make it easier – We need to give you some sponges.
7.) Here's a kilo of orange for you, so that there are no wrinkles. You eat them on an empty stomach. Cellulite is our worst enemy.
8.) We give these seeds, so that there will be spring in the garden, and then you give us beautiful flowers!
9.) We’ll also give you beer, so that you don’t feel sad. Tomorrow you’ll get over your hangover with it. Only, mind you! Don't get carried away!
10.) We give a jar of stew, To survive the crisis, We give a jar of condensed milk, To drink it with tea.
11.) They brought you gifts for your anniversary, So that the house is full, Our hero of the day is more cheerful!
