Anniversary sketch “Medical card of the hero of the day”
The doctor at the festive table reads out his medical testimony to the hero of the day.
Full name.: …
Age: blooming.
Pulse: beats like a fountain, sometimes impossible to measure.
Blood type: many red cells, they say about these: “blood and milk.”
Heart rhythm: variable, sometimes it beats like a clock, sometimes it freezes, sometimes it breaks out of the chest from stress, anxiety or from an excess of feelings.
Life tone: versatile.
Hearing: universal.
Vision: clearly notices even small details,
Sense of smell: subtly senses where and where the wind is blowing; will determine with an error of 5% who the wife communicated with; the nose reacts only to males.
Illness: for some reason he goes into hibernation after a hearty lunch, a sumptuous dinner and turning on the TV.
Mode: walking, alternating with sitting, and lately, more and more often, lying down.
Medical conclusion: life is just beginning - you need to take everything that was lost, not taken, not received during everyday work.
Sketch “Doctor-Jubileeologist”
Characters: Doctor, two Nurses. Costumes: white coat, cap and glasses for the Doctor; seductive robes for nurses, a suitcase, a stethoscope.
The presenter says that the most important thing for a person at any age is health and that a special gift has been prepared for the hero of the day: elite foreign medical services, right here and now.
The Doctor and Nurses enter.
Doctor (in broken Russian): Gentlemen, how is your health, are there any complaints? I am an anniversary doctor! My specialty is anniversaries and heroes of the day! (Points to the Nurses): And this is my assistant for a particularly emergency!
The nurses smile.
Doctor (puts on glasses): I need to urgently examine my patient! Girls!
The nurses approach the hero of the day, check his pulse, and say that his pulse is rapid.
Doctor: Ooh, this sign is dangerous! You need to listen to your breathing!
The nurses apply a stethoscope to the hero of the day’s chest and say that his breathing is ragged.
Doctor: Ooh, this is an even more dangerous sign! Measure the temperature of the hero of the day to make a final diagnosis!
The nurses kiss the hero of the day on the forehead and say that the temperature is elevated and there is redness of the facial skin.
Doctor: Now I finally understand everything! This man is completely unwell! The diagnosis is extensive jubilee in acute form. If he doesn't take the medicine urgently, it won't be good!
He takes out a bottle of alcohol from his suitcase.
(To nurses): Girls, pour medicine for the patient! And for other patients for prevention!
Nurses help guests fill their glasses.
Doctor: Just a minute, a minute! This medicine should be taken only with a smile and only after a toast! Be healthy, patient! Let's all be healthy! Happy anniversary!
Comic congratulations for the hero of the day from doctors
Do you want the anniversary of your relative or friend to be interesting and fun, to be remembered for a long time by the hero of the occasion and the guests? Play funny miniatures at the holiday. Scenes with congratulations from doctors on the anniversary will lift the spirits of everyone present.
Funny scenes about doctors at their anniversary
At the height of the fun at the festival, an ambulance siren sounds and a medical team appears with a stretcher.
Doctors: – Where is our patient?! Take him to the hospital immediately!
Several medical workers run up to the hero of the day and take him by the arms.
The presenter is trying to stop the doctors: - Stop, stop! Where are you taking him?
But doctors explain that according to a recently issued decree, all people who are as old as the birthday boy need to urgently undergo a medical examination.
The presenter asks that the examination be carried out here so as not to interrupt the holiday, and the doctors agree.
First, the birthday boy is examined by a therapist: “Come on, where is the patient?” We'll see if he's healthy or not. Stand up, turn your shoulders, and pull your stomach in. Bend over, get up and spin around in place. Exhale sharper, inhale deeper, your pulse is not bad at all! And now, together with me, start running in place. Clench your hands into fists... Raise them... Lower them!
Then an ENT doctor approaches the birthday boy and asks him to open his mouth.
Doctor: - The hero of the day is not in danger of either otitis media or pharyngitis. Let's get rid of chronic diseases honestly. I have prepared prevention for you for all occasions.
(He gives the birthday boy a bottle of wine).
Next, at the anniversary, a cardiologist will perform a congratulatory skit from the doctors: - A cardiologist is a heart doctor, But this is not a trifle! After all, your heart is your “motor.” Well, tell me, what’s wrong? And if your “engine” starts to act up, go straight to the specialists and undergo technical inspections!
(Applies a phonendoscope to the birthday boy’s chest).
Cardiologist: Having listened to your heart rhythm, I honestly admit to you that the “engine” is still normal, It’s too early to write it off as junk!
Then a speech therapist approaches the hero of the day: “Quickly, clearly, without hesitation.” Repeat to me three times: “There is no cooler person in the world than me, After all, I’m always on a horse!”
(The birthday boy completes the task).
Speech therapist: - We coped with the task well! And to enrich your speech, I give you the gift of training your tongue!
(Gives the birthday boy a lollipop).
After this, the hero of the day is examined by an immunologist: - To boost immunity, Everyone, especially men, should eat vitamins in the morning, evening and afternoon!
(Hands the hero of the day a pack of vitamins).
The doctors consult among themselves and one of them, adjusting his glasses on his nose, turns to the hero of the occasion: “Well, dear, can I tell you?” We consulted and I decided that... there are a lot of red cells in your blood. They say about such people: “blood and milk.” Your hearing is universal, and your vision is excellent, because you carefully notice everything down to the smallest detail. The sense of smell is sensitive, especially to delicacies and good wine. The mode is walking alternating with sitting, and sometimes lying down. But sometimes you need to rest!
And here is our official medical report: your life, dear, is just beginning. This means that we need to make up for everything that was lost during everyday work.
For the hero of the day, congratulations with humor from the doctors sound: - The entire council of doctors who came to this holiday examined the hero of the day and, of course, was stunned! Ear, throat, nose, liver, Heart, kidneys, spleen, Brains were also assessed for melancholy and melancholy. Having taken the depth of the convolutions, And the length of the intestines, Having calculated the metabolism, The width of all the holes, The conclusion was made as follows: Our hero of the day is young. In general, this specimen is vigorous, healthy, and not at all old. We conclude: Does not require treatment! Maybe just relax, maybe go to the sea. On the flood lakes Yes on the southern sands Or just on the hacienda, On the lawn, under the bushes! Without getting sick, without being sad, we recommend living long. With the most active regime, obsessed with a hectic life, Sports, sex and work, - The house will be a full cup!
Our examination is completed. We present you with a “Health Certificate for the hero of the day” (a document on sheet A-4 with an anniversary logo and seal, it can be beautifully designed and laminated).
The doctor’s speech is interrupted by another doctor: “How is it that the patient does not need treatment?” How much it needs it! You forgot to say what diagnosis we gave him: “Extensive jubilee in acute form.” If the patient does not take the medicine immediately, he will become unwell!
He takes out a bottle of alcohol from his suitcase. – To surprise the whole world with health, take the magic elixir now!
He turns to the nurses: “Girls, come on, pour some medicine for the patient!” And for other patients for prevention!
(Nurses help guests fill glasses.)
One of the doctors stops the guests with a gesture: “No, no, this won’t work!” This drug should be taken only after toast and always with a smile. So, as they say in our ambulance, they shuddered! Be healthy, patient! Let's all be healthy! Happy anniversary!
This sounds like a comic congratulation for the hero of the day from the doctors: - Friends, I want to wish you today, So that you all go to the doctor less often, You completely forget what pills are, Your beloved children were healthy, And your heart beat like a motor, You retained your enthusiasm until old age ! And in order not to know what a migraine is, do exercises every day. I give instructions so that you don’t get sick, So that your nerves are spared at work and at home, So that your temperature is 36.6, So that your figure remains slim, Live in such a way that doctors say: We don’t know him, we’ve never treated him. I suggest... let's pour some wine, And drink to the bottom to your health! By the way, I only allow you to drink a glass or two, but don’t get drunk, I don’t recommend it!
After this, in a funny skit about doctors at an anniversary, the host addresses the guests: “The doctors advise us this and that, and I suggest the people listen to their advice.” They will tell you in secret, How to maintain your health, They will show you by example, How to be completely happy!
Guests take turns singing verses: - I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t go on diets, Because I value my weight endlessly!
I’ll tell you a secret, I sit in a yoga pose, Sometimes I intertwine my legs so that I can’t untie them!
I’ll tell you a secret, I’m on a diet, I dip crackers in tea, I gnaw bones!
I’ll tell you a secret, I don’t shiver from the cold, I jump into the ice hole in winter, like a walrus!
I’ll tell you a secret, I’m friends with people abroad, I recently got a massage in hot Turkey!
I’ll tell you a secret, I keep the tone in my muscles: I push my Chevrolet Without gasoline to the garage!
I’ll tell you a secret, I hold my chest like a wheel, I try to be an optimist, I find joy in life!
I’ll tell you a secret, I hold my tail like a carrot, Because I find my passion in gardening!
We'll tell you a secret, That it would be nice to pour 100 grams for all the recipes That we told you!
The guests raise their glasses and, together with the doctors, drink to the health of the birthday boy.
Doctor for the hero of the day.
This scene requires a man to play the doctor and two women to play the nurses.
A doctor enters the hall with two nurses in short coats. The doctor says: I am a doctor and candidate of medical sciences. And my main task is to follow the hero of the day on his great day. And these are my nurses who will help me cure you and get you back on your feet. And so the girls need to measure the patient’s pulse.
The nurses approach the hero of the day, take his hands and touch the pulse on his wrist.
The doctor says: Oh, your pulse is rapid, we urgently need to listen to your heart.
The girls unbutton the hero of the day’s shirt and put their heads to their chests to listen to the heart.
Doctor: Oh, your heart is beating fast, you need to take your temperature.
The girls gently kiss the hero of the day on the forehead to measure his temperature.
Doctor: Oh, your temperature is rising and something else is rising. You need urgent treatment.
The doctor takes out a bottle of vodka from his suitcase and says to the nurses: Come on, girls, pour the patient some medicine, and pour the same for everyone who came into contact with the patient. And for the medicine to work, you need to say a toast.
The doctor makes a toast in honor of the hero of the day and everyone drinks the medicine.
Paraphrases about different things
Characters:
- The doctor is in a white coat and cap, with a phonendoscope. Both men and women can play. It would be nice if the role was played by a real doctor.
Props:
- “Certificate of health of the hero of the day” - print the text on A-4 sheet, provide it with the anniversary logo and seal. You can decorate it beautifully, laminate it and give it to the hero of the day as a souvenir after the end of the scene.
Host: Dear guests! Today you are all about big connections, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be examined by the most highly qualified doctor, whose appointment…
A doctor in a white coat and cap comes in.
Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination.
The doctor (approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) says:
- 1.Completely healthy.
- 2. Let me hear what’s in your heart? Diagnosis: mild crush!
- 3.Is your heart singing about something... Can I listen to it?
- 4. Young man, say A-A-A. Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It’s okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis.
- 5. Well, dear, what will you please us with? All clear. She is sleeping!
- 6. And you, father, why are you so sad? We write: depression.
- 7. So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
- 8 Who are you, can I listen? Heightened self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
- 9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us. Who are you, what is your last name? Persecution mania..
- 10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten anything today? How do you generally eat?
- 11. Your heart seems to be about to jump out of an overabundance of feelings. Is there something you really want to say? Well done.
12. Your heart, it seems to me, is worried about gifts. What did you give to the hero of the day today? It’s better to listen to the heart, it will tell the truth.
(approaches the hero of the day)
Tell me, the anniversary will end, everyone will go home, and in the evening you will tell your wife alone the words that are on your heart. Can we listen too?
So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis for everyone is clear:
- 1 Chronic jubilism.
- 2 Bottleism.
- 3 Tancelit.
- 4 Overeating.
- 5 Peretostitis.
- 6 Acute drunkenness.
- 7 Hangover syndrome.
- 8 Acute drinking deficiency.
I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry!
Our dear hero of the day also underwent a medical examination! He is issued a “Health Certificate for the hero of the day.”
Our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary, having examined the hero of the day: the ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen, taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestine, they came to the following conclusion: our hero of the day is young! The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a flaw. According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love. And like a glass of urine, it doesn’t hit your head. and on the lower floor, when viewed in the lower room, everything is openwork, everything is in order, just smeared heels. Well, it doesn’t matter - he always runs a lot. And the hero of the day’s tongue is not worn out, there are no unnecessary wrinkles on his face. The brain and digestion are normal, but the reproductive channel is blocked. Well, it doesn’t matter - he always wants sex. And he can physically work until he sweats. We conclude that he does not need treatment. Is it just to relax? And with guests a little at a time, For health, take 100, 125 grams!
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