Funny mini happy birthday greetings

I wish you lots and lots of happiness, I wish you three bags of money, good health like mountains, and never despair in life!

Congratulations on your birthday and I wish in life that all the problems and worries were like a microbe!

And more laughter in life, So that the size of an elephant There are joys, successes, And love to know in full!

I'll give you a magic kick, right on your birthday! To get into the fairy tale of life for sure, Without any hitches and without delay!

I wish you many years to come, Life is easy and not boring, A ton of super mood. Happy birthday!

I wish you a whole heap of happiness, a bouquet of joyful smiles, reliable and cheerful friends, a happy life for a whole century!

Love - until you drop, Happiness - without barriers. Lives - without loss. And the most devoted friends!

So that the money flows and the brains work. Well, who will I be? Your first deputy!

Finally, there is a reason to get together - Celebrate until the end of your strength. What? Not to show up without offerings? Birthday boy, may you live long!

Happy birthday! Hooray! Let life be like a game, Win everywhere and everyone. I give you success!

Be healthy, be beautiful, Be lucky, be happy, So that until you are a hundred years old, Your portrait does not change!

Birthday! Really! Has it been a year since last year? After all, I haven’t recovered from that fun!

I wish to live like this for a hundred years, without growing old in my soul. And so that you can not only look at young beauties!

I want to congratulate you, Make your dream come true, A cart of love and dough, A cart of happiness and goodness, I wish you a birthday!

Short Funny Happy Birthday Greetings

There are difficult moments, When you can’t hope, But happiness is that there are friends, And not enemies and competitors!

Friend, on your birthday I wish you to have a good “honk” and at least sit in a cool car.

We wish you: Not a drop of sorrow, Not a step towards old age, But only vigor, Health, joy!

Congratulations, hugs, and shout Hurray to you. You are Miss World, Miss Universe and Miss This Table!

Let the spruce trees moan, the blizzard cry, Let there be complete darkness outside the window, But here we are as if under the sun of the south. My Doug, for you, my toast!

Paradise
in the soul and the glare of the sun, And a clearing of strawberries!
Happy Birthday, dear! Make everyone happy with your soul! *** We
wish you: Not a drop of sorrow, Not a step towards old age, But only vigor, Health, joy!
*** I
wish you health, I wish you success, So that tears shine only from laughter, So that happiness and joy shine in a smile, So that all wishes come true!
*** Zebras
and rainbows are somewhat similar. Zebra striped, rainbow too. Let life be a striped zebra, but not 2-colored, but multi-colored. Let there be a lot of green, Green is hope and warm summer. Let the bright sun shine with yellow, Let red illuminate life with love, Blue will lift you above the vanity, it will be a faithful and kind dream. I wish you such a variety of colors, happiness, health, love and longevity! Happy birthday! ***

Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate.
May your life be a complete shower of stars! *** Let
the money, huddled in a flock of birds, fly towards you like a hurricane. Let them surround you, attack you, and sneak into your pocket with insolence!
*** Everything
is possible on your birthday - Without any “no” or “but”: A crocodile on a helicopter With a kilogram of popsicle Will fly in, congratulate you, loudly Sing on an accordion: “Happy Day, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake! *** On
your birthday I want to wish: Sweet sex, Delicious cupcake.
In bed - pleasure. In service - peace. *** I
wish you beer in the bathhouse, in the bar, at home on the couch.
Beer in mugs, beer in cans, with breadcrumbs and ram, with sharp cheese, with kebabs and of course - with friends! *** May
pain and melancholy pass you by, may they bring you gifts in cartloads.
Have health like a bull, but only with very kind eyes! *** Happy
Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Congratulations from the bottom of my heart! May fate give you many hours of happiness! May your good angel protect you from all troubles! Let the bird of happiness in the window sing to you every day! *** Let
the sun shine on your birthday and let the skies turn blue.
And let your family, loved ones and friends surround you with love. *** We
want to eat on a golden platter, So that the guard stands with an axe, A fashionable tailcoat and a diamond in the buttonhole, This is how life should be!
*** On
your birthday, the sun strokes the sky, You walk with your bottles clinking.
Even Lenin always got drunk like a pig on this bright holiday. *** Happy
Birthday!
And I wish it would stand... For joy and fun... There is a glass in the refrigerator. *** I
wish that life seems like a real fairy tale to you, a bale of health, a bag of love, and a large box of money!
*** Be
as beautiful as Malvina, so that Pinocchio falls in love. Artemon takes him to the cinema and Pierrot writes poetry.
*** The
meaning of congratulations is simple - Live at least until you are 100, In a pleasant environment, Love and respect!
Oh,
become the same thorn, tap dance in my heart.
Just know: I love you to tears! I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart! *** Let
everything be!
And everything is full, And let there not be half, If happiness is forever, Well, good luck is like an avalanche! *** Happy
birthday, we wish you good years, May you live in your home, Like pancakes in honey, May your face be white and your eyes cheerful, May the sun warm you, May you manage to do everything in life!
*** I am
writing under the starry sky, Happy Cooking Day, friend!
It's not too late to come in, is it? I'll drink a glass to you! *** And
I won’t write hackneyed phrases, I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart.
May the day you were born be happy for you. *** You
look like a kitten: An angel with character!
Be the best girl, the most wonderful! *** Don’t
be shy - pour some wine!
Let's have a quick drink! Even though only a year has passed, people are asking to visit! Happy birthday, leave your ears red, eat all the preparations, wish you luck in love! *** wish
you cheerfulness and laughter, Plus health and success.
To live for many years, as in a fairy tale, In full health and affection, And in honor of such a holiday, Drink a glass of intoxicating drink. With
my best friend in life, next to me - forever!
Sometimes we fight for each other We stood for many years! And Friendship says a lot, About the fact that it is easier to live with you, Probably you were given to me by God, Or sent by Fate itself! On this day of your birthday, for which I am so very happy, accept congratulations, my best friend! Be sweeter and more beautiful every day, Look down on troubles, And I want our friendship to remain for centuries! *** We
wish you happiness and goodness, We wish you a full life, We wish you vigor from the morning until late at night.
*** Hello
, on your birthday, you received a text message asking you to send you many of the most tender kisses!
Let
success and happiness warm your soul all the time! And let only the weight of cash in your pockets weigh you down!

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Happy Birthday Cards (large collection)

Short Funny Birthday Greetings

Becoming a top model is extremely difficult: You have to be of the right height, You have to be of unearthly beauty - Well, almost like me and like you!

I wish you happiness and smiles, Love, mutual understanding! And fifteen gold fish, so that all your wishes come true!

Please accept our congratulations, a piece of our warmth. We wish you good health, comfort, happiness and goodness.

Let's put jokes aside, it's time for great things! For your birthday, spill the bottle equally!

So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everywhere and everywhere you can be with someone and be where. So that there is a sip in the glass of wine for me too!

Let all adversities go away, And let sorrows go away, May your years bring only joy to you, (name).

On your birthday, I will become a cool athlete and become a Candidate Master in Lifting Glasses!

I wish you reliable friends and health, because sometimes we lack this so much. And you can buy everything else with money. Which I also wish for you!

May you always have cash. What you spend it on is a personal matter. Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a dacha, and then treat your friends for change!

I wish you pestilence and devastation, You receive summonses to court, Fire, all sorts of bad things, AVOID successfully in life!

Another year has passed Your young, blossoming life. May every day, every month to come bring you only happiness!

Today is your birthday, which means you need to have a blast! After all, you will have a whole year to recover a little!

Call your friends, party to the fullest We will celebrate your birthday And even if the mugs become empty, we will not stop congratulating you!

Cool birthday quotes and phrases

Why is it necessary to eat cake on a birthday? Because, unfortunately, candles don’t stick into beer

Birthdays are a pleasant thing, but in large doses they are deadly.

When the stork brought me to my parents, they laughed for a long time and at first wanted to take the stork, but then they changed their minds and took me.

It would be very easy to get used to your age if it didn’t change so often.

Name days are organized so that our friends can get rid of unnecessary things that they received on their own name days.

On my birthday, my friends lavish congratulations on me. Apparently the devils are rejoicing that I am a year closer to death!

Birthday is a sad holiday: beer, vodka, toilet.

Unfortunately, you can be a woman of indeterminate age until a certain age.

The only thing a woman remembers firmly is the age of other women.

Soon I will be born, and then I will get drunk!

Mature age is not a feature. Each of us grows up sooner or later. To do this, it is enough just to live longer.

I was wrong about birthdays. Maybe they are celebrated for another reason. Hoping to live until the next one.

Why, when we come into this world, does no one warn us: “From now on, everything you say can be used against you”?

Birthday gifts fall into two categories: those we don't like and those we don't receive.

It’s nice to be remembered, but it’s often cheaper to be forgotten.

How often do we make wishes while blowing out the candles on a magnificent cake on our next birthday.

Wow! What a surprise! What a coincidence, I wanted to have a drink, a snack and BAM, it’s your birthday!!!

Naivety is when my parents think that I will celebrate my day with jam with my girlfriends and tea and cake.

Darling, tomorrow is a holiday, can they bring me home from work a little later?

A male sign: if flowers appeared in the house from nowhere, it means it was his wife’s birthday...

Name days are organized so that our friends can get rid of unnecessary things that they received on their own name days.

Naivety is when my parents think that I will celebrate my birthday with my friends and tea and cake.

During the fall of the star, the eighth-grader did not have time to precisely decide on his desire and the next day became the owner of a multi-speed bicycle with boobs.

Only a fool would celebrate the years approaching his death.

How often do we try to unravel the signs presented by fate in order to understand life...

Despite all the modern advances in medicine, a cure for birthdays has not yet been invented.

Hurray!! I'm of age! Now I can do everything that my mother forbade! First of all, I licked the swing in the cold and stuck my fingers into the socket.

My friends are lavishing congratulations on my birthday... Apparently the devils are rejoicing that I am one year closer to death!!!! =)

Cute! I really want to receive some cute trinket from you as a gift, so that I can exclaim: “Wow! Ring!

Time and the flow of the ocean do not spare a single person, but after 30 for a woman, time simply ceases to exist.

Naivety is when my parents think that I will celebrate my day with jam with my girlfriends and tea and cake.

Advice for those with small breasts. On your birthday, you should pull not by the ears, but by the chest.

To forever remember the date of your wife’s birthday, you just need to forget about it once.

If you live to be 100 years old, you will live for a long time: after all, after 100 years, very few people die.

And for my birthday, give me a large set of colored pencils - I will color my life.

Birthday is a holiday on which we hear more adulation than we have heard all year.

What to do with the person who was the first to celebrate his birthday?? Killing is not enough!!

Birthdays are like buses: the numbers you don't expect always arrive.

Middle age: when all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Birthday is a sad holiday.
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Funny Happy Birthday Greetings

Happy birthday, happy bezdey, I mean from the bottom of my heart. Our wishes with Dnyushka are very good!

Relax in the Maldives and work for yourself. Well, if in production, so that the salaries are high!

There is a lot of happiness, there is no need for troubles, There is enough strength for everything. And success in your personal life, and in your family life, that’s mine!

They put money in their pockets, so that there is pressure, Life glides easily and smoothly. And every day there is a joke, Laughter makes your stomach hurt.

Don't get up early in the morning and count dollars. Have a million in stock and your own big cozy home.

I also wish you unearthly, such sweet happiness, so that bad situations just pass by.

I wish you happiness and goodness, and also catch a beaver. After all, they say that a beaver always has a lot of good things with him.

I also wish for a big house. And so that it contains: Love, luck, warmth, And also laughter and beauty.

Let your health not fail, May misfortune go away forever, A huge ball of joy and the fulfillment of these lines!

I wish you to be covered with: Success, happiness. To all enemies for evil. May fate always love you. And so that such luck doesn’t blow your mind!

Happy birthday! I wish you a lot of money, so that your head doesn’t hurt, and so that your soul always sings!

So that life loves you, generously and generously gifts you! Well, for those who do not agree, take the flag into your hands! And the path is clear for them!

I wish you tons of victories, I wish you liters of health, I wish you a little interference, I wish you freedom for your soul!

I wish you the sweetness of love, I wish you a life in bright colors, I wish you a dream come true, I wish you the best in the world!

I wish you a house full of laughter, I wish you a whole year of fun, I wish that everything around you gives you pleasure!

It’s your birthday and now He has added a year to you! Let more good things happen this year.

There will be joy and goodness, It’s warm in the house and in the soul, And on every horizon it’s surprisingly light.

Let him tear it away from the earth and carry on his wings the ardor of love and mutuality, and a whirlpool of passions.

In general, let everything be OK: a fat bag of money, a pound of health, and of course, a bright light in the eyes!

On your birthday, I want to wish you fun, Everything you want to achieve, Just not a hangover.

If you want your dreams to come true on time, read this poem more often and with a smile!

Don’t think about it, I’m not kidding: I really want to congratulate you on your birthday, bring you pleasure!

Super class birthday boy, you are the best among us! Let luck smile, Everything in life works out!

Let love not offend you, Let it bathe you in caresses and tenderness! True friends keep you safe, help you, make you happy!

With all my heart I personally wish that, like a house cat, you always have a great life, both at work and at home!

There is a beautiful day in the year, Celebrate it in delirium. Drink the sea, scoop up love, And pour it out to your friends.

Let bad things not enter your beautiful bright year. Start every day with joy, drive away sadness.

Everyone is screaming and eating like crazy. They tore all the clothes and climbed onto the tables.

Well, I want to wish you a high five holiday too! Laugh, drink, smoke, party. On weekdays, make money.

I wish my priest to always be ready and brave for adventure. Live fervently and brightly, And let it be hot at night.

To get to the paradise island, at any time, easily and simply. So that currencies are always available, And wallets are bursting with them.

Find friends just like you, cheerful and kind ones. And light up with them together, And experience all the delights of life.

I wish you health and a rich life, a gorgeous dacha, a big salary. Let everything in life be just “Wow!” Yes, “Ah!” Let both ears ring with happiness.

Happy Birthday! Let the envious go blind from your brilliant victories! Prosperous ideas and projects!

Let luck itself fall into your hands, fall like a ripe fruit, and your health will be super, and your income will jump up!

Balloons, bouquets, laughter, fun. From all sides they shout “Hurray!” Today is your birthday. Oh, it’s a blessed time!

I wish you to get drunk on this day and get lost in your apartment. You won’t recognize friends and family, And you won’t find your bed.

Festive funny short words for birthday

May all the good wishes given on this wonderful holiday come true!

I wish your refrigerator to burst with delicacies, expensive cognac to flow from your tap, and your wallet to burst with large bills!

Congratulations and with all my heart on your birthday I want to wish you material wealth, excellent health, constant good luck, true goals and happiness along the way.

Happy Birthday. I wish you an inhalation of happiness and an exhalation of love, a sense of everything beautiful and admiration for the surrounding beauty.

On your personal holiday, I raise my glass to making your dreams come true, but not all at once. After all, while a person dreams, he is alive. I wish that your supply of dreams will last for at least a century.

Happy birthday and I want to wish you to live in the rhythm of happiness and success. Let your soul sing cheerful songs, let your heart always believe in love and inspire miracles.

Hello! We are your testing friends. We feel the need to drink to your birthday!

Happy birthday to you today! We wish you to always be in the center of attention. We wish you to achieve everything you dream of.

I wish your life to be dirty and dark... So that your money is like dirt, and your eyes darken from happiness!

Happy birthday and I wish life to be a sweet and tasty jam filled with cheerful and wonderful mood.

Happy birthday greetings to a friend

So that everything in the soul rejoices, And the heart beats to the beat. What was dreamed came true. Everything was bought and sold.

In order for the house to be appreciated, instead of a chair, they bought a throne. They respected me at work and accepted all ideas.

In order to go on vacation to resorts, we do the repairs ourselves. And a large cash flow flowed steadily into the account.

Happy Birthday! Jokes, laughter and luck, Keep the smile on your face, Grab the goldfish.

To be a very important person, Nice and brave, To live in a great mood, Well, in short, happy birthday!

Today is your birthday! You can revel in the pig, fool around without looking back, you can go shopping, go to clubs, go crazy.

Have fun, walk, dance, have fun, send everyone into culture shock! And all the “arrows” are in rhyme!

May good luck come to you, A yacht, money, your own dacha, There will always be black caviar in the refrigerator.

Gene told me today that you will achieve all the peaks. Let luck flow like a stream, Congratulations on your day!

I wish you whiskey and cognac, After all, we can’t live without it, Caviar, balyk and sausage, And so that everything remains by the morning.

Fun, songs, dancing, laughter Do not stop forever, A hundred gifts, better than two, Wake up in the house, and not “Where?”

So that you have water, lemon and lots and lots of ice on hand. Well, then a husband of happiness, light, more joy and laughter!

What if you don’t want to leave us, even for five days, or doubts begin to torment you: “Leave your wife? Should I go with her?

We will not give a jeep as a gift. We will multiply worries for you: Garage, gasoline, license, parking. Live better for yourself.

We’d better give attention, smiles, warm words, an intangible gift, but power like witchcraft.

After all, the mood of the team, Where you spend your life day after day, determines the mood with which you enter your home.

This means we give you joy, health. That is, we give you something that even Bill Gates cannot buy for you as a gift. That's it!

Radio stations and all TV countries are discussing this holiday today And on the Internet they are full of joy, Those who dream of meeting you.

Although everything is simple on this bright day. Not a bull, not a goat, not a deer, but a friend who is celebrating his birthday with us. There is no better person in the world.

(For beer, I forgot, more salty), Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet, And, accordingly, peace in the whole world!

One bottle, two bottles! Happy birthday Friend! Let your filled pocket never become a hole in life!

Three bottles and four We are already sailing with you, So that tomorrow in our world there will be a very long curfew!

Five bottles and a sixth. What more could you wish for? Let your whole life in sartir be easy, motherfucker

Seven on the way and eighth Something I don’t see you Where have you gone? Well, the traitor kicked himself, I hate him!

My congratulations to my friend, I wish such a friend, so that when you think about her you become stronger, with masculine strength, and for her to be a hero!

Wish you money? But you will have to work a lot. Should I wish you girls? But you look better hornless.

Maybe I wish you a car... But then you won’t be able to drink. Or maybe become a politician? Then everyone won't love you.

Well, then, I wish for Money, girls, cars and power. Choose for yourself, good luck and happiness!

I congratulate you on your birthday and I wish from the bottom of my heart that you have “shishi” for a glorious feast!

So that the rubber does not wear out, The yachts sail in silence, So that fortune smiles, So that crucian carp are caught.

The beer was cold, the fur coat was warm, the brain was working with a bang. Where necessary, I lost weight, There was more goodness in the family!

We wish you health, a cheerful gait, more herring, port wine and vodka, And life and youth in a warm heart, And we wish you a sultry chick to boot.

Birthday is on the doorstep, but you can barely drag your feet! You look sadly in the mirror, and you grumble something under your breath!

Yes, it’s not the same years! Don't dream about beauty! And the memory is not the same: What, where and where?

Stop snotting, It's time to meet friends! If you forget something, it’s not difficult for us to help you!

Come on, “pension”, don’t whine And open the door quickly! Let's remember together, We'll drink everything to you!

What is more important to you: To be richer or smarter? On your birthday, I wish you to become a smart oligarch in one fell swoop!

Ridiculous birthday greetings to a friend

I wish you to smile forever, always swim in gold, never lose good friends who you can trust.

Live on a positive note, keep the warmth of your soul. Love, be friends, know how to forgive, appreciate and respect your family.

Always have good luck, Everything else is just water. Let this year pass “ok”, without regrets and troubles!

Let sadness and gray days go through the spruce forest. Everything will always be wonderful, just like that, not in spite of it.

So that the sun warms hot, the stars fall from the sky, and the body eats deliciously, forgetting about excess weight.

And you lived in abundance, And you loved, and you could, Everything was always in order. In general, life was fun!

Happy birthday, my Sun, Happy birthday, my flower! May your life be easy, and be a hammer in everything!

Have fun, take from life everything you can take today! And then your husband will figure out what to leave, what to give!

More bright, tasty days, And little green money, I wish you not a dozen of them, but tens of hundreds of thousands!

And golden health, prosperity in the family! And everything else that you want!

Let there be fewer critical days, and more cloudless, passionate days! Let there be plenty of money in your bag, and fewer dangerous connections!

Hope, health, luck and strength, Love - without problem flies, And for Abramovich to ask for his hand, And joyful ups in life!

I wish you long days in life, So that there would be no doctors in them, So that the bag is sewn up with good things, And the wallet is full of big money!

I wish you to eat on golden dishes, Good, loyal and cool friends, A brand new suit embroidered with gold, And rest from Monday to Saturday!

I wish you to become infected with strong optimism, to be cheerful even on Monday morning. And also, go mountaineering, because I wish you a mountain of money!

I wish you on your birthday, So that you are surrounded by joyful faces, So that there is both fun and peace, Your husband is a king, your lover is a prince!

Always catch men's gazes, And only choose a prince! And money - we don’t need enough to make life resemble paradise!

Let the hairstyle be stylish, And let cellulite be alien to the figure, Let personal life be loving, Let love give us health!

My dear friend! On your birthday, like that frog in a fairy tale, you will meet your prince!

Happy holiday to you, girlfriend! I can't help but write. Smile, you are just a darling! What can I wish for you...

Enjoy, be beautiful, Have whatever you want, Drink a lot of beer today, To make it more fun!

How many years have we been friends? I can't even count! You are my beloved friend, There is nothing more to say!

For you, my dear, I’ll even give in to a guy. Happy birthday, dear, I love you very much!

Why? After all, happy birthday. So I hasten to congratulate you, I write about love and inspiration in my wishes!