Photo: UGC Is it someone's birthday? Then you urgently need to find funny congratulations that will cheer up the birthday boy. On this day, it is very important to pay attention to the person, which will be flavored with a kind word, and possibly a gift. Have you decided to wish him a happy birthday? Find jokes and wishes below.
Funny congratulations on your 55th anniversary (with humor)
Intoxicated guests at the table Let them sing like nightingales! Let the crazy toasts sound, Everyone is here today! Two fives on the cake, Chocolate flowers. Don't you dare spoil this beauty with a fork! So that the owner can busily estimate by eye How much an anniversary greeting from a biscuit costs!
I would like to apologize... Ugh, God forgive me! Are you twice thirty today, just just before five? Should you multiply five by ten and add five? Don't kick or hit! I'm starting to understand! I am normal, adequate. I drank as much as I could! And I want my elegant congratulations to be pleasant!
Congratulations on the anniversary. May your 55th birthday be full of new strength, may your head be full of bright ideas and fun ventures. I wish your life to be sweet and juicy, like a watermelon, and that at heart you are like a carefree toddler.
What a serious anniversary, it has two A's at once! And in your life, not a single day were you in the gallery, you were always the head of everything and lived, loved, worked. And everyone who was friends with you was proud of that friendship. So accept congratulations, And again, with renewed vigor, You fly high in your dreams, So that life loves you!
What's that noise? Hey, birthday boy, let me lift your ears! What-what-what? Fifty dollars for you? And even five years after that? Somehow, you know, unnoticeably... Who is this? Your youngest son? No, you won’t deceive me... You’ve long been known as a joker! Apparently, your older brother... Can you show me your passport? Hmm, that’s true...Well, then I, you know, want to say: Let the kids look on par with you all their lives! And let our hero be proud of his beautiful form all his life!
Fifty dollars is a respectful age! And then it’s five more days. The rapid aging process did not frighten you at all! I wish you blue sky. What else is common to wish for? Granddaughter of a smart, handsome man, His mind to teach! I wish you a carefree sleep, so that there is good blood flow. Love, health, eternal happiness - My poetic congratulations!
Unexpectedly and quickly, the holiday brought a lot of noise, the birthday hung, like a question in the air! We will not accept excuses, neither about the crisis nor about anything! There are already two A's on the nose - It's time to celebrate! We wish you light, You glow like a moth! Accept bouquets and cheerful congratulations from us!
To a woman
Here you are fifty-five, But not a berry again, But you bloom like a rose, My dreams are about you! You are naive and beautiful, Your gaze is gentle and clear, And your soul is as full as the sea, Let grief pass you by! Let luck walk nearby, glance at you, May the evening last, I give my congratulations!
Two A's are awesome! Age, apparently, is not easy. I don’t want to wish for someone To be at hand... And congratulate you on their anniversary, And announce the anniversary: Or they’ll warm you with a broom Or something heavier! So, just congratulations! I couldn't think of anything better. I wish you happiness and joy. Here is my sly congratulations!
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Funny birthday toasts
They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it. They don’t drink for health - they pray for it. They don’t drink for love - they do it. Let’s drink to the dreams of our birthday boy - let them come true!
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So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!
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- When the sun shines brightly, the woman undresses to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make the eyes of men shine brighter than the sun!
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And there is nothing more wonderful to celebrate a birthday with Champagne, which is boiling in your hands with impatience. Be healthy, cheerful, kind fellow! I ask everyone to support us with a filled glass.
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They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
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It’s better to be well-fed than to be hungry, it’s better to live in peace than in anger, it’s better to be needed than to be free, that’s why we’ll drink so that the birthday boy can be well-fed, in peace and needed!
Congratulations on the anniversary of a 60-year-old man with humor
Sixty is a wonderful reason to feel young again! Career and experience are already in your luggage, except for the Faberge eggs! The smile shines as before, but the voice tells us that it is not ready to hit the brakes! And in the future, make your loved ones happy, Let millions of ideas become real!
60 is not a celebration of old age, Let the heart not feel tired, This is maturity in everything and always, This is the experience of great work. This is a very small age, Only if you don’t grow old in your soul. I wish you a full cup of happiness for your work and responsiveness!
According to the hero of the day, it is imperceptible that he has lived for sixty years. He must have discovered the secret of eternal youth somewhere. He is not deprived of health, he is familiar with sports and work. And he will cut anyone off with a word, and if necessary, with his fist. There is no need to even doubt - The years fly only for others. You wake up in the morning - sixty, And he wakes up - eighteen!
What does the number “60” mean to a man? She is like a big bunch of grapes, Where the years are berries, and you are rich in them, And in each there is a reward hidden for you. In one - luck, and in the other - success, In others - health, wisdom, experience, strength. We wish Life to bring more of these berries every year. But you keep one berry in your heart - the one in which your happiness lies. Don’t count the years, why do you need them? They are only components in fate.
Sixty is not old age, but not youth, you know! Quickly do what’s left and rest on the stove. Eat pancakes, bake cookies and get a cow. Happy birthday, bloom like a flower in the forest!
You are 60 and in great shape, because 60 is a great age for men. My health is good and my mood is normal. You are on horseback. There is no reason to worry. Let me congratulate you on your birthday! Today is the third time you are 20 years old. Let this day not be an exception, but become the start of future victories! And therefore we sincerely wish you: Let your plans work out. We sincerely congratulate you on your anniversary! Health, joy, love and warmth to you!
Happy anniversary! Happiness and health! We wish you many years with warmth and love! You are a star for all of us - a bright, bright image! On a cosmic scale, 60 is not an age!!!
This is what happens at sixty: They whine, cough, groan, And call themselves sick, Poisoning the lives of others. Whether it’s the hero of the day At 60, he’s like fire - Gives everyone a warm smile, Makes everyone happy, doesn’t grumble! Our hero of the day at 60 is a charge of vigor, a crown of thought and experience, an example of optimism! Cheerful appearance, eagle gaze, The sunset is still far away, How can we, friends, not drink to such sixty!
You are 60 today! But you can’t say that at a glance: Cheerful and fresh, and more fashionable than everyone else - And suddenly such an anniversary! Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! Be forever good, Best in business and song, With you we can breathe easier. I want to work with you, sing, laugh, have fun, I want to dream with you and not notice the hours. You carry happiness with you, whether on a walk or at work. There is a spark of God in you, everyone gets warmth, turn off the lights, bring the cake, light sixty candles! Happiness, joy, fun! Happy birthday!
These are the things, brothers: The years don’t run, they fly. You go to bed - eighteen, Wake up in the morning - fifty (sixty). According to the hero of the day, it is imperceptible that he has lived for five (six) decades. He must have discovered the secret of eternal youth somewhere. His special breed is noticeable even to the blind. And, apparently, He did not forget the way to women’s hearts. He is not deprived of health, he is familiar with sports and work. And he will cut anyone off with a word, and if necessary, with his fist. There is no need to even doubt - The years fly only for others. You wake up in the morning - (fifty) sixty, And he wakes up - eighteen.
The time has come to collect stones... After all, sixty is a special date, I wish you to live and prosper, May you have everything you need for happiness. I wish you peace and goodness, I wish you joy, health, so that your soul lives with hope, and your heart is filled with love!
Twice lived thirty. It’s impossible to count how much has been done. There is a tit in the hands for a long time, And there is a crane too! May good luck and health not leave this shelter. So that everyone in this house is successful and healthy! Let your career prosper, Is this the ceiling? Happy birthday poem blooms like a bright rose!
Roses, asters, dahlias The packaging rustles. Not an ordinary name day - you are sixty today! We wish you that you never run out of banknotes. Let them fly by plane, forgetting about trains! What if you chose an island in the Canary Islands! Well, we would send there a Happy Birthday poem!
Sixty is a round date, it’s impossible not to celebrate it! This is the time when only reliable people and friends are with you. You are a respectable and important man, You don’t like lyrical words, But let me respect you on your anniversary and wish you happiness in everything. Let your problems run away without looking back, May your life be filled with success and goodness, And may your health be in order. And, of course, to have more luck. Don’t lose your enthusiasm or ardor, don’t get upset and don’t be timid. So that fate protects and preserves. And celebrate your anniversary well!
Sixty is a very important date! And I would like to wish you those dreams that once did not come true, to immediately bring everything to life. So that your family and friends are always near you, So that love and kindness are preserved in your soul, as if in a vessel. So that you don’t know illness and grief, So that you live up to a hundred years, So that your grandchildren can proudly say that you are the coolest grandfather in the world!
It’s not for nothing that people say: 60 is a wonderful age! After all, this is creative blossoming, it’s time for high ups. There is no room for troubles, and work is going well. Having solved thousands of problems, Having thought through all the plans, You will be able to do everything as it should without failure. And let the lips repeat all day long, Let everyone say with love: “Live and work until you are a hundred years old!” Success and health!”
With a special feeling On your birthday I wish you happy years, Health, joy, movement through prosperity and victories. I wish that everything comes true And the wings of glory find you, And your name appears among the great ones of the whole Earth!
Congratulations on your anniversary: Sixty! You won’t find a kinder person - This is a fact! Be successful, rich, cheerful - May you always have happiness, love and health!
Happy anniversary, my dear man. Become richer, healthier, may success be with you. I wish you the best in these sixty years. To have enough happiness, there were no enemies around.
The hero of the day doesn't drink? Your colleagues won't forgive you! This date only happens once in life - sixty! And don’t think about the liver, even though you only have one! She is no worse and no better from good wine! Forget about diets, promises and vows! Mark all the prohibitions, Accept the poem!
Sixty is not an age for a man - This is wisdom and the flowering of life. And there is no place for sadness, sadness, There are still many years ahead. You have already achieved a lot in life: Family, career, dreams - Everything turned out successfully and honestly for a hard worker like you. Accept now congratulations on your anniversary, a beautiful date. According to tradition, we wish you a long, rich life with inspiration! Let your health grow stronger, and that’s all! Let success improve your life. There is a reason to be proud, because both your grandchildren and children love you!
Don’t take him for cattle and for a vile sheep, whitish gray hair, you won’t believe it, it suits you! I sincerely congratulate you. Sixty is a significant period. I wish you many years of love, accept my poem! Never be discouraged, be young at heart and forget more often about your advanced age!
Congratulations on your anniversary, At 60 I wish you: To be as optimistic and a perky humorist. Don't be offended by fate, Just don't worry. Both in work and in business, keep everything in your hands. You do not know defeat and are worthy of admiration. Keep it up! Do not be sad! And reach a hundred years!
A wonderful age - 60! It's not that easy to live through. We wish you to live like this, at least until you are 90 years old. In the circle of family, in the circle of friends May there always be only joy, And a string of new days Give long-awaited rewards! Let happiness burst into your home And fill it to the brim, Let laughter and songs be in it, And the angel fulfill all your wishes.
On the anniversary day of the glorious Celebration, We wish the main culprit health and strength, And everything that he himself asked for. Sixty is a major milestone. A respectable man still has a long way to go, Well, it’s time to rest. Let life give you rewards, Let your loved ones be nearby, Let your children be happy with success, Let the fair wind always blow!
On your anniversary, we wish you more loyal friends and an armful of good health. And live in harmony with love. May luck surround you every day and every hour. At work everything goes as it should, but at home everything is fine and friendly. Good luck, happiness and luck on your sixtieth birthday! Let your dreams come true, Let your eyes be filled with joy!
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