The lover brings three cinema tickets. - Why three? – my friend was surprised. - What do you mean why? For your mother, for your father and for your brother. Let's drink to the ability of men to achieve privacy!
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A woman is created to make a man happy, no matter where this unfortunate man hides. So let's drink so that our happiness always finds us!
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In order to show that he does not squander budget funds, the mayor installed a gas cylinder on his Lamborghini. So let's drink to reasonable savings!
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Ladies consider men who only blow air kisses to be lazy people who shirking real work. So let's drink to the men who are not afraid of any work!
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When asked who you love more - blondes or brunettes, a real man should answer: - Yes! So let's drink to real men!
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What's the difference between a faithful and an unfaithful man? Huge. The faithful sometimes have remorse. So let's drink so that remorse does not torment faithful husbands!
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Everyone is women, and we are goddesses, And the size of our bodies does not matter. Let those who didn’t get us cry, Let those who didn’t want us die!
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My dear friends! I want to raise a toast to our men, to those who are always there! R-I-D-O-M, I said it!
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Who loves the languid moon, Who loves a stranger's wife, Who loves to talk, who loves to listen. But who, referring to the whole world, does not like to eat well? For the dear hostess!
Funny birthday toasts
They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it. They don’t drink for health - they pray for it. They don’t drink for love - they do it. Let’s drink to the dreams of our birthday boy - let them come true!
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So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!
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- When the sun shines brightly, the woman undresses to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make the eyes of men shine brighter than the sun!
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And there is nothing more wonderful to celebrate a birthday with Champagne, which is boiling in your hands with impatience. Be healthy, cheerful, kind fellow! I ask everyone to support us with a filled glass.
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They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
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It’s better to be well-fed than to be hungry, it’s better to live in peace than in anger, it’s better to be needed than to be free, that’s why we’ll drink so that the birthday boy can be well-fed, in peace and needed!
The most beautiful toasts
The soul of a woman is poetic. On their personal holiday, dear ladies want to hear as many wonderful speeches as possible, praising their qualities and talents. Delight the birthday girl's ears with a beautiful toast.
A birthday is the best occasion to once again remind a woman how beautiful she is.
- The French say: “If in youth we have the face that nature gave us, then in maturity we have the one we deserve.” I absolutely agree with them, dear. You are always in a good mood, your charming smile delights us. And that’s why the years have no power over you. You radiate feminine beauty and kindness. On your birthday, I wish you to remain as cheerful and generous as you are. I kneel before you and raise this glass in your honor!
- For most women, a birthday not only leaves a smile on the face, but also brings sadness, because the woman becomes a year older. But let’s still remember how nature methodically creates pearls. Which cognac is most valued? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, overwhelming everyone like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as you are now.
- A wise man once said: “In life, you really don’t need anything more, you just need a little kindness.” I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl. Let her life have everything she needs and let the people around her give her the kindness and care that she so deserves!
- Expensive, __________! On this day, we all see you so smiling, unusually attractive and sophisticated, like a fresh April rose. So let's drink so that the years will be reflected not on your face, but in your soul - with wisdom, experience and spiritual happiness! For you!
- Let's remember spring, when many flowers bloom. This is the time of blossoming, femininity and a surge of strength, and every flower is pleasantly fragrant and pleasing to the eye. So let’s wish our birthday girl to be the same as spring - feminine, always rested and blooming, and like a flower - always beautiful!
If you can’t come up with phrases yourself, there’s nothing to worry about. Take the finished text and say it sincerely, from the heart. Sweet toasts bring a smile and lift your spirits.
Short toasts in prose
I wish you a sea of happiness and inspiration on your birthday. Live sweetly, dream beautifully. May every dream come true! For you!
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Happy Birthday! I wish you peace, perceive it as it is. I wish you to love and enjoy every moment. For this day!
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- Happy birthday and wish you to surpass the most unsurpassed and defeat the invincible. And most importantly, success and good luck in every step you take. Let's drink to that!
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let every spoon eaten at this table be sweet! Good health, more money, as well as a car, an apartment and a housekeeper!
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let it be sweet. I wish you to scoop up handfuls of money, grab luck by the tail and see only the beautiful things around you! Congratulations!
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I wish you happiness, Joy, kindness, warmth, So that everything is wonderful, I drink to you today! Another year in your piggy bank, I congratulate you on this, And I wish you health, Joy and goodness to you!
Funny Happy Birthday Congratulations to the Woman
Life is simpler for men; they don’t have women’s worries. Even though the butt is clearly flatter and the belly is huge.
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The cutest thing about a monkey should be a man. Everyone will point out our lovely flaws to us, directly.
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So that no one torments the soul, So that no one tears the heart to shreds, So that no one destroys the peace. I will wish you:
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Let your butt be elastic, like a peach fruit. Let Europe be jealous, Seeing you look like you.
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Let your chest stand as if it were a night soldier on duty in the barracks. Let there be no holes in your karma, Let there be five carats on your fingers.
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Orange Peel Let him torture others. On the table, let there be caviar, Let there be more wines, let them be dry.
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So that diets are tastier, So that fitness is just a thrill, Guys, so that it is stronger, And in life - eternal drive!
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Don’t be sad that you’re no longer 17, Every age has its own charm. It is important in life to be able to smile, so that friends surround you.
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May only warm words await you in life, And may your heart never cry from pain, And may your head be spinning From happiness, from love and from luck.
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What does a woman need? Yes, in general a little. With children, to be friendly, without traffic jams.
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Husbands should be greeted from work with flowers. Gone to worries, problems with teeth.
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So that the shoes are comfortable, Tights without creases, So that the breasts are incomparable And clean plates.
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May everything come true on your birthday and may you be lucky this time!
Cool birthday toasts
- How can you not drink, if there is a reason, If life is full of events: Today is your name day, How can you live here without wine?
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Not to celebrate a holiday, No, no, not at all, But to congratulate you with all my heart and wish you everything!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is good luck. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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On your birthday, not a person becomes one year older, but another year is completed by such a wonderful person like you! Congratulations to you and this happy year!
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A man is a steel spring, a motor singing in the sky, a single formidable step of a squad, an eagle screeching in the heights of the mountains.
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- A man is a bunch of pepper, a master's firm hand and a heart that loves women: So let's drink to the man, to the birthday boy!
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With all my heart I personally wish that, like a house cat, you always have a great life, both at work and at home!
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Our dear birthday boy! Today is your next birthday, and I propose to raise a glass so that you live for about two hundred years, and we all witnessed this!
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Let's drink to the birthday girl soon! Let's drink to the stars of bright eyes! And for the curve of sable eyebrows, In general, for everything that is dear to us (Name)!
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I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our extraordinary, unique, incomparable, irresistible, necessary, beloved!
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- My wishes will be very brief: Always be a queen and live in abundance!
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Don't worry, live happily, so that everyone always says: How beautiful this woman is, How infinitely young!
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Sweet, kind, gentle - You are so beautiful now! Be like a fresh rose, With bright sparkles in your eyes Let's drink so that adversity does not darken your gaze, Let's drink so that with age there will be enthusiasm in it, as before!
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I wish on your birthday that the years stop! And you will remain so young forever!
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We will all come in twenty years to congratulate you - both of us! You are sitting, and you are seventeen, As fresh as ever, you are young!
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Fall, but into your arms, Cry, but with happiness, Stumble, but for your health, Choke, but with laughter! I drink to you, my friend! Happy birthday!
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My dear dear friend! Today I only wish for you that you will always have an amazingly light heart and amazingly heavy pockets! Happy Birthday girlfriend!
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My dear friend, I am very happy for you. You always look beautiful, And the years have no power over you. I wish you to sparkle like a star, prosper materially, bloom, smell fragrant, love!
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We really hope that you liked our cool birthday toasts and you were able to choose the one that suited you.
Humorous birthday greetings
Oh, buy mineral water right away, After all, your brain will definitely hurt tomorrow, After all, such a holiday as a birthday will awaken a hangover the next day!
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We wish that there will be happiness in life, that luck will be a faithful companion, and that there will always be enough vodka, beer and wine on the road of life!
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There are “beauties” that are not beauties without vodka! Well, here you are, beauty, You get intoxicated even without vodka!
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I wish your pocket to be thick, bananas and cabbage to bloom, and smile from ear to ear, a smile suits you so well!
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I wish you only what is especially important: Larger and more banknotes in your wallet Stronger health, more luck And don’t forget about real friends!
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Always catch men's gazes, And only choose a prince! And money - we don’t need enough to make life resemble paradise!
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On this wonderful birthday, we wish the Birthday Boy that the Immortal Koshchei do not annoy the Young Man.
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So that Kikimoras and Witches would bypass, Beautiful maidens, on the contrary, would be affectionate with you.
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You will have all this, I know for sure, in a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point. Happy birthday today, be happy and healthy!
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On your birthday, I wish you that you are surrounded by joyful faces, that there is both fun and peace, that your husband is a king, that your lover is a prince!
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And money, well, just a little bit - So that for a jeep, and for an apartment in the center, So that your breasts become bigger, A sip of love, and a centner of happiness!
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Happy Birthday! And we wish you Happiness, joy, luck, Peace, sun and goodness.
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So that Euros, dollars, and yens rush towards you in a stream. Well, you wave your hands: “We’re tired, we’re tired”!
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Today is your birthday, which means you need to have a blast! After all, you will have a whole year to recover a little!
Birthday toasts
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Let's drink to your coffin, which is made of oak that is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born. I wish you to live another hundred years!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him
Let's drink to the four-stroke engine, because in just its 4 strokes it allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy things and start toasting at the table on time!
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I propose to drink to the great word “let’s” because it can be perfectly harmonized with the equally important word “let’s drink”!
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The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km/s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km/sec, so I propose a drink so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets.
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I suggest you have a drink and wish the birthday person to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity.
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And so that this waterfall is in no way inferior in size to the waterfall from central Asia (Burkhan-Bulak).
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that our stones will always be diamond, and set in precious metals!
Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!
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How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!
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Let your youth not fade away, And with it love and kindness. May peace and warmth be your eternal guest in your home.
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Women are flowers. And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women!
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Let's drink so that we walk down the street late at night and get attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!
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I propose to drink to the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us, men!
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Let's drink to everyone being able to do at least something, but better than others.
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let our life be an eternal shower of stars!
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With you this world seems brighter! I would like to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!
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Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so as to always be happy. Cheers!
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My dear friend (name)! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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I wish your life to be luxurious, with luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!
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On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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Let's drink to you having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.
On your birthday I want to wish you smiles and shine with happiness, good luck and a bag of luck, I wish your wallet to be full, a good boss and friendly colleagues, health to you and all your loved ones forever!
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Cool, short SMS with humor for a man. "Happy birthday"
On your birthday, relax and trust your beloved girl! I'll use my delicious mouth A little lower, where the beer belly is!)
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I’m wondering what to wish you, but I think I already know – good health and a well-aimed spear!)
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Remember that everyone has one life, And when there is already gray hair at your temples, You beat yourself up like a rabbit, And only then go to bed!
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I wish you not simple congratulations, but bright love perversions! So that he could fuck a skilled slut with all his heart and release a white stream on her!
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I wish that every female monkey would lose their head at the sight of your banana!
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I wish you abundant female attention and universal male health! Enjoy ice cream at your leisure and walk along the paved paths!
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Scare your neighbors with nightly moans that will pour out of your mouth in tons! From below, from above, in all positions, love, so that your friend still asks you to knock him out!
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Yes, men love joyful and happy women. And SMS must also comply with this. Smiles, emoticons, jokes. ))
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Well, what’s all about money and bed! How about a gentle kiss? Or is this not really what men need?
