April Fool's jokes. April 1 jokes: at school, for classmates, for teachers. Funny funny pictures

Pranks in verse: joke April 1

Pranks at school can even be in poetic form. They are easy to hear, interesting and funny. Usually these poems are small in format and call for action: “look at your back,” “check your pockets.” You can learn several options in advance to surprise your classmates with variety and sparkling jokes - practical jokes.

Cool pranks in verse:

And a few more options:

April 1 joke, April Fool's jokes: April Fool's Day at school

Pranks on April 1 at school are divided into two types: fun for students and fun for teachers. Students with a good sense of humor will appreciate a joke, but teachers may not appreciate the students' humorous tone. Therefore, it is better to refuse such pranks in favor of simple congratulations on April 1. Well, if the teacher is also not averse to having fun, then you can use a couple of funny options.

teachers' prank

There are many pranks for teachers. It is better to refuse such things as a button on the seat of a chair right away and give preference to more humane ones. For example, you can rub the board with soap. Then the chalk will stop writing on the surface. In this case, you need to be prepared to wash the board thoroughly after this, because the lesson must take place.

Another option is to take a cardboard box and cut off the bottom. Place it on a cabinet (higher than human height - this is important!) and pour confetti in the middle. When a teacher sees an unfamiliar box, he will want to see what's in it. This is where he will be sprinkled with confetti.

An interesting idea is to fill the classroom cabinet with balloons. Then you should tell the teacher that someone was hiding there. The teacher will open the cabinet and balls will spill out onto it.

food giveaway

For this prank you need to prepare cookies and white toothpaste (it’s better to take children’s toothpaste). Brush one cookie with the paste and cover it with the second cookie. Offer everyone to try the food

prank drawing

You need to call your friends during recess and propose a bet: who can draw an eagle faster in a second. Everyone is sure that this cannot be done in such a short period of time. Then the initiator of the draw shows how this should be done: he drew an oval (egg). “Where is the eagle?” - the children will ask. “We’ll wait until it hatches” is the answer you need to give.

prank phone call

You need to quietly take a friend's mobile phone and smear its upper part (where the speaker is) with lipstick. Then call him. When he puts the phone to his ear, he smears himself with lipstick.

funny argument

This option is perfect for a prank during a physical education lesson. You need to invite one of the students to run a distance for a while. The agreement should be this: run the section in a minute. When your opponent runs within the specified time and demands the winnings, you should say: “We agreed in 1 minute, and you ran in 35 seconds. That means I lost!”

How to laugh at a classmate

1. When your friend or girlfriend comes to the board, don’t forget to call him. We've had this happen a couple of times. At first the teacher yelled, but when she learned that we were doing it, she laughed.2. How not to do it!!!!""And we played a prank on the English teacher! Long story short, she walked out the door (in class), AND WE TOOK THE CHALK, PLACED HER HAND ON THE CHAIR AND CIRCULATED HER. When she arrived, she immediately sat down and didn’t notice anything. (And the skirt was black!!). Then she stood up and there was a handprint on the back of her skirt (exactly in this place!!). In short, we got completely screwed when it was half the school I saw it, but I was laughing!!!))»»» 1. You need to very seriously tell an almost believable story - send him somewhere far away. For example, I once made a joke like this: I said that they brought free travel passes to the school. month - like the printing house gave them away, because... they are slightly defective, but outwardly they don’t look at all like they’ll ride in public transport - and she asked him to go and take one for two. Can you imagine the face of the school secretary and the face of this guy when he came to demand free travel passes! and for everyone! 2.You can make fun of your friend using the Photoshop program. To do this, we steal his photo from a contact or email, find on the Internet a photo of an attractive blonde (if you are going to make fun of a friend) or a pumped-up handsome guy (for a friend), cut out the faces in both photographs and change their bodies. You can take photos not only of blondes, but also any others, as long as they look “attractive”. Then we upload the photo on VKontakte and tag our friend on it. 3. If you see that your friend has fallen asleep, and the holiday is not over yet, then this is a reason to diversify the celebration a little and make fun of your friend. You can dump a bag of flour on him and stick cigarettes in his nose, and stick a cigar... uh... well, it all depends on your imagination. 4.How to make fun of friends via mobile phone. We simply send an SMS to the “victim’s” number with the following content: “Funds from your account have been transferred to a charity account. Thank you for your contribution to making the Moon greener!” , “The balance of your funds has been transferred to Osama bin Laden’s account. Thank you for your contribution to the development of global terrorism!” , “You have won the annual lottery, Congratulations! In order to pick up the prize you need to shout loudly...I (think for yourself further)...". SMS can be on any topic. Starting with theft of funds, ending with funny poems. But it’s all somehow flaccid, the funniest and most shocking to the “victim” are arrogant statements or requests. How do you like this message: Run home quickly and grab toilet paper on the way! 5. How to make fun of others. Funny thing with toilet paper. We take a little bit of any liquid, viscous mass, put a plastic bag of this mass, then wrap the bag with toilet paper, wrap it tightly! We set fire to the resulting ball, throw it under the door of the annoying neighbor, and knock on the door. The neighbor comes out, sees a “fire” under the door and begins to put it out. Naturally he does this with his foot. Ha, and here the mass with which you filled the bag comes into play (be creative when filling the bag, success depends on its contents). The fire is extinguished - the leg is what you poured into the bag.

Draw April 1: in the classroom

The prank of classmates on April 1 must be thought out to the smallest detail, because each of them is expecting a trick or is planning to laugh at others. That is why the joke must be original. If everyone confuses schoolchildren's notebooks and textbooks with each other, it will no longer be so interesting.

sock on the ceiling

One of the simplest but most worthy options is to write a note “There is a sock on the ceiling” and pass it to each other. You can be completely sure that everyone will raise their head up. Even the teacher.

Have you seen a moose?

To implement the next draw, you need to enlist the support of several more schoolchildren. You need to choose the largest participant. He will represent a moose. He must run wildly down the corridor during recess. And the rest of the participants are hunters. They should run up to the students and ask: “Have you seen a moose?”

toilet doesn't work no water

Another option is to prepare an announcement “The toilet is not working”, “No water”, etc. They need to be hung in the right places. But it is important to remove them after a while so as not to harm the work of the school.

surprise in the backpack

A prank with a brick will also greatly amuse your classmates. At the end of the lessons, you need to place a brick in someone’s backpack. You should select the “victim” with the largest backpack. Only at home will the student discover an unexpected surprise.

where is the diary

An original idea would be to replace the diary. You need to buy in advance the same diary as the one you chose as the object of the joke. Unnoticedly replace his diary with the purchased one. There will be no limit to the amazement of the student and the teacher when the student is called to the board.

April Fool's jokes and jokes on colleagues

You can also joke and joke around at work. We have selected the most popular and easy-to-play pranks on colleagues.

Prank with computer

The most common prank in the age of information technology is the computer prank. You need to wait until your friend or colleague moves away from his computer to another room. Then, a screenshot of the so-called “blue screen of death” is installed on the “desktop” screen. For greater effect, it is recommended to remove all icons from the table into a folder. The returnee's reaction will be unforgettable!

Funny joke with tape

A prank using double-sided tape is no less effective. This will require you to stay in the office for a bit, waiting for everyone else to leave. Next, take the tape you saved in advance and use it to stick as many of your colleague’s things as possible to the surface of the table. The next day all you have to do is admire how your friend is trying to tear the mouse, keyboard or notepad off the table - it will be fun for everyone.

Fun with glue

You can joke with the keyboard in other ways. You also need to prepare for this joke in advance. Take glue, make a puddle of it on some smooth surface, wait until it dries and carefully remove it from the surface. We take the “puddle” with us and slowly place it on our colleague’s keyboard. From the outside it will seem that milk or kefir has been spilled on it. The slight fear and indignation of the victim are undoubtedly worth doing these simple manipulations - the joke will be remembered for a long time.

April Fool's jokes: for children

When choosing April Fools' jokes for children, you should take into account the child's age and sense of humor. Often children 7 to 10 years old may not appreciate humor and take the joke personally. The child will not understand why they are making fun of him, and this will lead to resentment.

But if you are completely confident that the joke will be received correctly, then you can pay attention to the 5 options presented below:

• Boil the mashed potatoes, transfer to an ice cream container and pour over the syrup. Visually, this dish will look very much like an ice cream, but this is far from the case. A harmless joke that is suitable for pranking children;

• you can purchase decorative eyes in a set and use them to decorate food items in your lunchbox;

• give a mug - a pig with a heel at the bottom of the mug. When a child turns it over to drink, he will make others laugh a lot;

• You can also stuff your child's shoes with toilet paper or old newspapers. When he tries to put on his shoes, it will be difficult to do so;

• offer sweets with pepper. These can be purchased at a pastry shop. You just need to try them for adults first so that the taste is tolerable.

SMS jokes funny

You can also play a fun prank on your classmates and friends using SMS messages. Some of them are true classics of the genre, but still entertain people year after year. And some will become original options for making fun of others.

You can stop at these cool SMS with a draw:

1. Dear subscriber, you are under arrest for disclosing state secrets over the phone and discussing Maria Ivanovna (our head teacher).
2. 1,502 rubles were withdrawn from your mobile balance for the greening of the Moon. Thank you! Sleepwalkers.
3. Congratulations! You won a gypsy girl. If you don’t pick it up today, we’ll send the whole camp.
4. Attention! Attention! Your phone has started to self-destruct.
5. The water will be turned off today. Quickly fill all the pots. You have 5 minutes.

You should avoid SMS with evil jokes and unpleasant pranks. Otherwise you might get a similar response.

A selection of school jokes for the first of April

Teacher! In order to live without nerves, Looking at children's pranks, You may not be sad, But you must be humorous.

(E. Zapyatkin)

Watch in all schools across the country: the super blockbuster “Sit Down”! And the continuation of “Sit down - 2”!

And the sponsor of our school is enthusiasm.

The ball was still flying through the director’s window, and the children were already playing hide and seek...

Education: a complete fool.

A Tambov schoolboy found a million and handed his find over to the police. The sobbing mother said she was very proud of her son.

Crime news: dead... silence was found in the school library. To ensure that children grasp everything on the fly, teach them on the plane.

Popular wisdom: “Prepare your sleigh in the summer and the Unified State Exam in the winter.”

15% of excellent students who were admitted to Moscow State University based on the results of the Unified State Exam. Lomonosov, could not decipher the name of the university.

EG it was a good idea to get into a prestigious Maskovsky university.

Failure means failed exams.

“You know, just thinking about him makes my heart race, my hands shake, my legs give way, I can’t even speak.”

- And what is his name? - Unified State Exam!

The best way to organize a panic at school is to ask everyone to remain calm.

Do you have higher education? Or even two? Do homework with a 4th grade student using modern textbooks - feel like an idiot!

At school, on the line on September 1, you can determine by tan who will go to college anyway.

Social advertisement.

Tenth grade is not happy: you have a new phone every week because they take your old ones away?! Just wait a year, it will be even worse in the army.

The most unexpected phrase in the school canteen: “Do you have cash or a card?”

If a student crosses himself before going to the blackboard, it means he has not learned the lesson.

It's time for exams. Young people flocked to church...

Librarian Petrova, having downloaded a book from the Internet, carefully returns it to the site a week later...

It has been established that school desks that have served for more than 5 years are not inferior to the walls of VKontakte in terms of information content.

At the labor lesson.

- You, Petrov, have golden hands! They just grow from the wrong place!

A new school drug has appeared in Ulyanovsk - horizontal bar, usually the physical teacher gets hooked on the horizontal bar.

Especially for those who like to skip school: We invite you to a course to raise your temperature!

If previously a “change” meant an additional set of shoes, now it means a new socket for the iPhone.

Few people know that glamorous schoolchildren write in diamond-shaped notebooks.

- And at our school we declared war on tardiness and absenteeism!

- So how is it?

- We lost...

Yesterday at the bus stop I saw a girl of truly pubescent age. She held a cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other.

At the lesson.

— Petrov is a big fan of sleeping in class. - You’re offending me, Mary Ivanna, I’m a professional.

After the series of films about Harry Potter, schools began to be more careful about offending little rickety glasses.

Those who go to school in the morning go to... universities!

Those who get up early are told: “Sit down, the lesson is not over yet!”

- Do you remember how we locked up the chemistry teacher in the laboratory and disrupted the lesson?

- Yes Yes!

“Yesterday my little son came home from school and said that she had already started knocking more quietly.” Apparently, the years are no longer the same.

Opening at the MHC lesson.

It turns out that Kazimir Malevich drew a switched-off TV. - Who are you, Mashenka, going to study after school? - For an architect-ophthalmologist! - And what is he doing? - Makes eyes.

- Petrov, why were you late for class?

— Left home late. “Couldn’t you have gone out earlier?” - It was too late to leave earlier...

Now schools will be made of transparent material. To prevent children from smoking behind school.

Teacher:

-Half cannot be more or less. Unfortunately, most of the class does not understand this.

At our school there is a superstition that if you lean out the window the night before an exam and... memorize all the tickets, you will definitely pass.

A scary fairy tale for graduates: “Baba Unified State Examination”.

— What does the phrase “Sisyphean labor” mean?

- This means useless work. For example, you learned a lesson, but they didn’t ask you!

At the life safety lesson.

— When crossing the road, look at the cars, not at the traffic lights. Traffic lights have never hit anyone. Semyonova whines during the exam:

- Mary Ivanna! I don't deserve a bad mark! — I know, but, unfortunately, we don’t have lower grades!

Showdown between Trudovik and schoolchildren.

- Who broke the plywood?.. I ask again, who broke the plywood? - Maybe glass? - Yesterday they broke the glass, I put in the plywood - who broke the plywood?

Teacher:

— I hope, Ivanov, you have seriously prepared for the exam? Ivanov: - Of course, Eduard Ivanovich. Imagine, I taught day and night. Teacher: - Day... and night. This is what I imagine. I can’t imagine anything else: what can you learn in one day?

A schoolgirl after the exam to the teacher: - Well, I finally passed! - No, I gave up!

Chinese graduates, going out to the embankment to greet the sunrise, turned the continent upside down.

Olenka carried a bell, and four people carried her.

— Schoolchildren in the Arctic are not lucky.

- Why? “They sometimes have to wait half a year for the dawn after graduation.

Excuse of a lazy schoolboy:

We will do it, but not until later.

- Mary Ivanna, is it possible to punish a person for something he didn’t do?

- You can’t, Vovochka. - Mary Ivanna, I didn’t do my homework!

- Vovochka, why do you look at your watch every minute?

- So, Mary Ivanna, I’m afraid that the bell will now interrupt this amazingly interesting lesson!

Mom is not as scary as first-graders draw her.

During a medical examination at school, the doctor asks Vovochka:

— Do you have any complaints about your nose or ears? -Eat! They bother me when I put on a sweater.

- Children, let's show how we learned all the months of the year. Well! Ian...

- Var!

- Feb...

- Rahl!

- Now go ahead!

- Art, rel, ah, yun, yul, gust, yabr, yabry, yabry, yul!

To be at the top of your game in all subjects, you need... to study on the very top floor of the school.

Yesterday at labor lesson 8 "G" turned into people.

So, it’s already five thirty in the morning, the children are going to school. Lessons start at eight - well, we still need to smoke and socialize.

I speak Russian, English, French fluently... and in other lessons too.

I’m in 11th grade, I’m much smarter than my peers, they’re all already in the army, and I’ll study for another 2 years and I’ll still be 27 years old.

“And we present to you how the Headless Horseman studied at school.”

- How are you doing? Give me the diary. - I forgot it at home. - Didn’t you forget your head!?

And now advertising. Do you want your baby to not need for anything? For your child to attend an expensive private school? For your son to enter a prestigious university??? GO TO WORK!!!

Education news. This year, ten thousand graduates who did not pass the Unified State Exam successfully passed the ECG and Fluorography.

A teacher meets a former student:

- Well, what are you doing now? — Meteorology. - Hmmm... But he was such an honest, truth-loving boy.

A Chelyabinsk schoolboy demanded to give him an A in mathematics, threatening the teachers that otherwise he would wet himself.

Notice that parents say, “We didn’t do this when we were kids,” only if grandparents aren’t around!

- Gentlemen, teachers, I came to tell you the most unpleasant news, “Factor-2” is coming to us.

- What to do? - Children... children need to be saved!

— How do you say “Gogol-Mogol” in English?

- “Shakespeare-Mexpeare”!

In a home economics lesson:

— For Olivier salad, all products are cut into cubes, except peas.

- Sveta, let me carry your briefcase!

- Yes, it’s not heavy. - Yes, and I’m not strong!

Teacher:

— Vovochka, what do you think an ideal school should be like? - Locked, Maria Ivanovna.

At school in class:

- Ivanov, why are you chewing on your pen?

- It is a habit. I can't help it.

- Your habit for school is nothing but expenses! Quickly move away from the door and sit down!

- So, how do you like your new school?

- Horror! It is impossible to write off anything at all.

— Are all teachers animals?

- No, all students are idiots.

Diary entry:

During physical education class, your son was stubborn like a sheep and didn’t want to jump over the goat.

Diary entry:

Your son fought again during recess today. I bet on it and won 100 rubles. Thank you.

Diary entry:

Praying noisily on a test! Interfered with others' prayers.

Diary entry:

Parents! Cut your child's hair, you want to look him in the eye.

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Funny funny pictures

April Fools jokes for schoolchildren in pictures will also help to congratulate classmates. If you don’t want to waste time and effort preparing a full-fledged prank, you can send such an image and thus congratulate them on April Fool’s Day.

Jokes and pranks on April 1 give schoolchildren the opportunity to show their sense of humor, originality and intelligence. Some of them require a lot of preparation. The main thing is to be sure that such humor will not offend the target of the prank. Otherwise, the joke will not only not lift the mood, but, on the contrary, will significantly spoil it.