Telephone pranks, jokes and gags are very popular on April 1st. To prank friends, colleagues or your beloved boyfriend or girlfriend on the phone, you don’t need to spend a lot of time and money. You can call or simply send an SMS message to temporarily throw a person off balance.
Friends and acquaintances with a good sense of humor will definitely appreciate the April Fool's joke and will not be offended. After all, everyone knows that laughter prolongs life, and everything should be treated with optimism.
Ideas for short funny SMS for April 1
On April Fool's Day, you don't have to limit your imagination. To have fun with friends or colleagues, you can send short SMS. Messages that are suitable for women and men, but they must be written from an unfamiliar number:
- Dear subscriber! A daily fee of 200 rubles will be charged from your account if you don't laugh now.
- Congratulations! You have won a cash prize of 100 thousand rubles. Happy April Fool's Day!
- Attention! A storm warning. Stay home because there's a popcorn storm and cotton candy storm expected outside!
- You have violated the rules for using a mobile phone, and now communication services are not available to you.
- As part of the charity event, 500 rubles have been debited from your account to the “Future of Our Planet” fund.
- Attention! There's a virus on your phone. You need to guess who sent the SMS, otherwise he will soon die of boredom.
- Dear subscriber! There is too much money in your account, so part of it is transferred to the Ethiopian relief fund.
By using one of these ideas, success is guaranteed. Friends, relatives or colleagues will definitely enjoy the April 1st draws in the form of SMS.
Spend some time in Photoshop
If you are a girl, play a prank on everyone at once - just take your most recent photo and “give” yourself a bald head instead of hair. Put a photo on your avatar and post the same image on Instagram. The avalanche of comments will not take long to arrive. You can also “get” a facial tattoo, piercing, or dye your eyebrows pink. You can enlarge your lips - choose something that is as unusual as possible for you. Don’t admit that it’s photoshopped when they start writing to you. Process several photos at once and send the rest to prove that you are right. Furore guaranteed!
Cool SMS for pranking friends on April 1
Friends are very close people with whom we communicate almost daily. To cheer them up and congratulate them on the holiday, you need to think carefully about everything. Choosing a joke is not easy, but you can use one of these SMS messages for April 1 as a basis:
- Dear (full name)! We ask you to appear at the military commissariat today. Bring with you your passport and the “Slavyanka’s Farewell” set. You may need tissues to wipe away tears.
- 3,000 rubles have been successfully debited from your account to the raccoon protection fund in Biryulyovo.
- For those who sit at the computer a lot, our pharmacy offers 50% discounts for purchasing a remedy for hemorrhoids.
- As a result of the drawing, you became the owner of a Mercedes business class car. Get a prize. It comes with a lower lip roller.
In addition, you can joke by pouring salt into the sugar bowl, or use the banal: “Your back is white.”
Party
You need to prepare in advance. On the weekend, create a group or meeting with some event - someone's birthday or just a proposal to get together and celebrate April Fools' Day. Describe the dress code, what to wear, what time and where to meet. Invite all your friends to the group.
Indicate a non-existent address or any existing one at random at the location of the event. Tell your friends that this is your new rented apartment, or that a relative lives there. Although it’s better to prepare the party at home. Otherwise, having run into an evil lady at the address you indicated or not finding such a house at all, your friends will not laugh, but will be very offended by you.
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Funny SMS jokes from April 1st for your beloved man
When choosing a joke to congratulate your beloved man on April 1, you need to think about all the details. You can take one of these options as a basis:
- I'm very worried and don't know where to start! This is a very important matter. Just don't worry, and better sit down. The fact is that Santa Claus does not exist!
- Why don't you answer calls? After all, I have strong feelings for you! Brad Pitt sent me this message.
- Thank you for reading this SMS message. 200 rubles will be withdrawn from your account.
- Congratulations! You took part in the drawing and won a gypsy. If you do not pick up the goods within 2 weeks, we will deliver a whole camp to your home.
- Darling, let me make sure that money does not buy happiness.
On the holiday of April 1, you can and should joke. When choosing a joke, you need to remember that it should be funny and creative, but should not offend a person. Laughter can lift your spirits throughout the day and leave only good impressions for a long time. April Fool's Day brings only joy and fun into life.
Read more SMS jokes here.
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SEX is like mathematics: “plus bed, minus clothes, separate your legs and multiply.” (Send this to three other numbers, otherwise you won’t get any great sex.)
Hello, I'm the SMS virus and I'll enter your brain right now... sorry, I'm leaving, can't find the brain.
Dear subscriber, you have been disabled for squandering state secrets on our network.
When I saw you, my legs gave way. You have such a figure...
Do you want your eyes to be big and expressive? Push!
Your balance is less than 1 kopeck. Your number is automatically transferred from the “Balabol” tariff to the “Dost whistled” tariff.
(NAME), urgently buy toilet paper and run home... Otherwise something terrible will happen!!!
I'm looking for a wife, girlfriend, mistress and mistress all rolled into one. I don't mind if all four come.
<>< <>< <>< <>< These are fish of happiness, send them to three numbers within an hour and you will live without knowing troubles!!! If you don’t send it out, in an hour and one minute all existing misfortunes will fall on you!
I got lost in an SMS, met friends on the way and forgot where I was going. Send me somewhere? Thank you in advance.
By opening this message, you have activated SEXVIRUS-2020. He has already made his way up your arm, down your back and is fucking you in the ass. And you love it, dirty girl, because you SMILE!
Attention! Your phone will self-destruct in 30 seconds! Quickly throw it in the trash can, toilet, or at someone you hate more than life itself!
New service from the water utility: click on the “Tank” button and pump cool water into it for free.
If on the night of New Year a strange guest comes to you - in a hat, with a white beard, with a long staff in his hand and with gifts in a bag, with a loud laugh, with a kind look - then you don’t need to drink anymore!
SMS congratulations Congratulations! Your profile has been successfully posted on the website gay.ru! You will definitely find your blue soulmate! Not long to wait! Administration gay.ru
The transcendental idiosyncrasy of metaphysics is intergender cognitive dissonance, if not an epistemological euphemism! Attention! You just received the most serious April Fool's text in the world! Congratulations!
ATTENTION PROMOTION!!! Now the cost of a call will depend on the size of the brain. Congratulations! You talk for FREE!
Kolya, congratulations on your girl! Zina (Masha, Tanya).
Congratulations! We have a boy weighing 4 kilograms! Call, now we are one family!
What pranks are undesirable?
Do you know what's the best thing about pranks? A cheerful general laugh immediately after its opening. It is logical to assume that if your husband does not laugh in unison with you after you pranked him, then your idea has failed. But that’s not so bad: it’s much worse if he’s openly angry. In this case, the evening can be considered ruined. How to avoid such incidents? Are there any pranks that can be considered undesirable to use on April Fool's Day? Of course, there are quite a few of them. But they also cannot be called universal, because in one case they can work perfectly and cause sincere laughter at the object of the joke, and in another they can provoke his negative reaction. Nevertheless, we will voice the most controversial pranks that you should definitely be careful with if you want to prank your husband and stay alive (joke):
Direct change in appearance
For example, while your loved one is quietly resting on the sofa, you will take and cut his favorite bangs. Or draw famous contours on your forehead with a marker - in the best traditions of stupid Hollywood comedies about boys at puberty. Very dubious humor, which most often hides a banal lack of a sense of humor on your part, and not at all on the person who was the victim of the joke.
Sexual provocation of a loved one
Some wives were probably inspired by television and decided to play a prank on their husband according to a script that seemed to be rented from the television show “Test of Loyalty.” The scheme is primitive and even rude: a friend drops by to visit, but not finding you, decides to wait and is left alone with her husband, then suddenly tries to confess her feelings to him and even provoke him into intimacy. Then suddenly you burst in and feign blind rage and begin to shower your loved one with a selective stream of curses. From the wife’s point of view, this is generally a wonderful prank, as it allows you to find out whether her husband is cheating on her and how strongly he resists temptation.
Everything, of course, is wonderful and when the cards are revealed you can even have a good laugh together, but put yourself in the shoes of your spouse: how would you react to such a prank on his part?
In addition, you may well be late, and your friend may not be such a reliable person. The result is a situation where one stupid prank destroyed a marriage. You can safely claim a Darwin Award on this occasion, which is awarded in absentia for the most stupid actions. Therefore, it is best to seduce your husband at home yourself - it’s safer, safer and smarter!
Use of various liquids and impurities in products
Experiments of this kind can only make you laugh sincerely. The victim of such a prank is purely irritated. Perhaps even anger. In general, be that as it may, you need to be a very kind person to find the strength to laugh at being caught in the trap of such low-grade humor. Therefore, if you are sure that your husband is one of those people, then go for it! But then don't say we didn't warn you.
“The third one is not superfluous”
In this group we have identified such pranks that touch the husband's heartstrings, forcing his jealousy to work to its fullest. Let’s just say, an SMS allegedly sent to the wrong address with a text approximately like this: “He left for work, come.” Or photographs of you and a certain young man on the street sent to him by email (long live Photoshop!). Of course, after the joke is revealed, the husband will breathe a sigh of relief, but the aftertaste will remain.
In conclusion, watch this video carefully, which very clearly shows what a bad April Fool's joke on your husband can lead to. Just be careful - some parts of this video may make you naturally disgusted.
