Funny scenes can be prepared for a wedding as a gift or congratulations to the newlyweds. The situations played out in them will amuse everyone present.
There is a whole category of short scenarios that tell about how spouses live some time after the wedding. It really looks very funny, because everyone in their mind compares the newlyweds sitting at the wedding table with the characters in the scene. Here, for example, are two options about “life after marriage.”
Comic scenes for a woman's anniversary: funny short mini scenes
funny short skits for 2 people: pantomime
(On stage, a man in a chair is reading a newspaper. Nearby, a woman in an apron is performing actions.)
Author: 364 days in the life of an ordinary woman are ordinary. She washes the floor, prepares breakfast, sends the man to work, walks the children to school, washes the dishes, goes to the grocery store, irons clothes... But one day everything changes. (The author falls silent) (Actions on stage: three men run out at once - the first takes off the woman’s apron, takes her mop, washes the floor, the second puts the woman in a chair, the third gives flowers, the woman in the chair is busy reading a newspaper, the men wash the windows, do laundry , wipe the furniture from dust, prepare dinner, dance for her and with her... A woman from time to time points her finger to the men at the right job.)
Author: But the holiday soon ends, like all good things. A new day comes, a new morning, and ordinary life continues. (Actions on stage: A man sits in a chair, opens a newspaper, another gives the woman an apron... A woman washes the floor, does laundry, prepares food. The cheerful music fades away, replaced by a slow melody. The actors leave the stage.)
Author: There is one conclusion in this story that I think all men understand - you need to love a woman not only on her anniversary, you need to love her always!
Cinderella scene
the doctor makes a diagnosis
gypsy scene
congratulations to the berry woman
Very short funny wedding scenes
To amuse the newlyweds and guests, it is not necessary to stage a whole performance. You can prepare very short wedding scenes, funny thematic miniatures. Here are examples of such productions.
The bride throws a bouquet to her bridesmaids. Suddenly, a colorful Caucasian man jumps out from the crowd of girls and deftly catches the thrown bouquet. He immediately begins to offer each girl “for a low price” the caught bouquet and the right to be the first to get married.
Re-enactment of marriage registration. The registrar turns to the groom: “Citizen Petrov Ivan Ivanovich, do you agree to marry Maria Nikolaevna Ivanova in order to live with her in love and harmony until death do you part?” The groom agrees. The registrar asks the bride: “Do you agree, citizen Maria Nikolaevna Ivanova, to take Ivan Ivanovich Petrov as your husband for the fifth time, this time, to live with him... I don’t know what and how you live there with all your husbands, because There’s always some nonsense that separates you!”
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funny short skits for 2 people: two godfathers
(Two godfathers meet on stage.) Vasilisa - Kumushka, where are you rushing? Praskovya - How to where? I decided to go to the market and do some trading. Vasilisa - What do you have there? Praskovya - I have apples and tomatoes here. Vasilisa - Wow, what a harvest! What else is there for sale? Praskovya - Of course there is. This is all thanks to the Internet. I saw a good advertisement for seeds and bought them for myself. And now the result... Vasilisa - Kumushka, what does that smell like on you? Praskovya - Oh, this is my new perfume called “The Smell of Hay”. Here's the exclusive (waves the disc) look what else I have. Vasilisa - Oh, what a nice mirror. Praskovya - No, this is not a mirror, it is a disk - an electronic storage medium. Here I have written down tips on how to win men. Vasilisa - (picks up the disk) On this small disk? (Vasilina sneezes) Praskovya - Don’t come close, otherwise you’ll bring in more viruses. (Picks up the disc and puts it in the basket.) Vasilina - The technology has moved forward... Praskovya - Write down my email address www.Paraskovyatpr. Vasilisa - What kind of dog am I to you? Praskovya - What are you talking about? This is how an email address is written on the Internet. I even found a man on the Internet. Vasilisa - How is this? Praskovya - Yes. You go to the Internet, write a request and choose from a photo. (Praskovya takes out her glasses, puts them on, takes the laptop) Vasilisa - Well, write: to be of a respectable age, so somewhere under 60. Slender, respectable, well... some kind of boss, not lazy, to do everything around the house, to have a car ... Praskovya - Yes... he is here with us. Look, here he is sitting in front of you at the head of the table. Vasilisa Sixty more for you! And no less ahead I want there to be in life that you should follow. Praskovya I wish you to be healthy, Happiness to overflow, There will always be prosperity in the family and God's spiritual paradise. Vasilisa So that friends do not betray, So that you are confident in yourself, So that you have enough strength and skill In spite of everything in fate.
Mom congratulates his 18th son
Night club. A girl is sitting near the bar. A young man approaches her. YOUTH : Hello, dude! I see you're bored? GIRL: Yes, there is a little... YOUTH: Maybe you'll come with me? Let's have fun! I will give you an unforgettable evening! GIRL : Not a bad idea. But my mother will be waiting for me at 23-00 at home. YOUTH: Who's waiting? Mother? Give it up! What, are you ten years old? Susi-pusi... We are manyusi! Do you go on dates with your mom too? Ha ha! (Suddenly, someone’s hand confidently takes the young man by the ear.) YOUTH: Ma-ah? What are you doing here? MOM: What are you doing here? I'm asking you! YOUTH: Well, mom! This is my first time here... MOTHER: March home! Sleep! YOUTH: (to the girl) I'll call you back! MOM: I said - go home!
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Instagram scene
Grandmother wipes her eyes with a handkerchief. Another one comes up. - Why, Filippovna, are your eyes watering? How long have you been to the ophthalmologist? We need to get checked, now such times have come that those Internets will make your eyes pop out. - Petrovna, my tears are not from the computer, but from spiritual joy and anxiety... - Oh! She has spiritual joy!.. It’s understandable, now it’s time: the grass is turning green, the bird is making a nest... And the stump is blooming. Why is your anxiety? Whatever you want, it won’t fit into any gates! - It doesn’t fit in, but it doesn’t get out! - What? Anxiety? - Yes, for a grandson with a Stagram. Trouble, and that’s all! - So, is he looking for Stagrams? And when did you have time? For a long time? - Since we bought this expensive phone, with a screen... How it gets stuck... How it gets stuck... You even drag him by the legs, but he still reaches for it with his hands... - For a Stagram? - Follow him, the devil!.. - At least he doesn’t smoke? - It doesn’t seem to stink of tobacco... Only cologne, it makes my head spin... - Well, that means there is a God in the world. If only by spirits... The world is now such that well... It would be better if he stayed at home, why did he let me in? Oh, this street, the revelry... - He didn’t go anywhere! All in that screen... You can’t tear it off. “I didn’t go, you say?” So I believed you! Where did you learn to use Stagrams? Now they have an eye and an eye like a diamond! (The grandson comes out with the phone.) - Grandmothers, stand here and smile. Now we are online, yes, support the gift, look there, say, “chi-i-i-iz.” I’ll post it on Instagram now... Super! (The grandson quickly leaves the stage.) - Filippovna, what was that?! - That's it! Stagram! - Where?! - Just now! You saw it! How the grandson turned us in different directions, now there is a noise in my head... - Your Stagrams make my head spin... (The mobile phone rings. Filippovna pulls out the phone.) - Oh! A daughter from Europe calls on the phone... (Talking on the phone) - Already? Did you see it? Us? Everyone? Tags... Send congratulations? I convey... Happy birthday and we wish you everything that a person needs, both today and for a long time. So that you are healthy and strong, so that you can create, dare, and definitely achieve your goals.
bun and smiley
Portraits of a kolobok and a smiley hang on the stage. Whistling, Kolobok runs briskly along the path. Suddenly he comes across Smiley running towards him. - Hello! - Great! (they look at each other in surprise.) – A-ah-ah!!! Clear! (the bun continues) - What is clear to you? - And you? - To me? Well, at least the fact that I’m standing in front of the mirror! - And I! - What? - Too!.. In front of the mirror! - What kind of mirror am I? I've been swept away, baked from flour, I ran away from my woman, I ran away from my grandfather... - And I also ran away... From the Internet! - Where from? - From the World Wide Web! - Ha ha! (to the audience) He's afraid of spiders! Isn't this a wolf or a bear? – I was invited to the anniversary! - So you’re not a mirror? Why do you look so much like me? - And you are on me! And to the portrait... (nods at the composition) Amazing... Yes, we are an exact copy of each other! - I am made of dough! – And I’m made of pixels! - From what, from what? I see that you seem like you’re not from here... - Me? Not from here? I'm all over the world - here! Where the Internet is, there I am. - Well... Without me, your Internet is worth nothing. Bread is the head of everything! (points to his head). A whole kilogram! – And I have a full megabyte! (also points to his head). I lift everyone's spirits at the computer! – And I cheer you up at lunch! - So you and I are brothers? - Twins! Even in a portrait! I'm on the right, you're on the left! - No, it’s me on the right, and you on the left! - It’s the other way around! You're on the left and I'm on the right! - Yes, what's the difference... We completely forgot why we came here. — The reason brought us here was the anniversary of our beloved friend (name). I raise my glass to you and drink it all to the end. For the birthday of the person that I love in a friendly way. So that the warm wind of good luck hits the sails of hope, So that you always look through life directly, sincerely into the eyes.
Mini scene for the New Year
super prank
Q1 – Happy New Year! B2 - Wait, welcome! Q1 - Why would that be? (The cleaning lady scrubs the floor, rinses the rag, twists it, straightens it on the mop) Q2 - The cleaning lady hasn’t washed the floor yet, and you’re already congratulating her. Where was this issued? B1 - No time to wait! New Year is already around the corner. B 2 - A rag is on the floor. Q1 - We won’t have time to congratulate you, we must hurry. B2 - Well then, go ahead. You'll be the first. Q1 - The holiday comes to us, Brings us happiness So that the next whole year... I got lost, forgot the words. I looked at the mop. Come on... Technician: You have your own job, and I have mine. I, too, maybe want to get my work done on time. Don't interfere. (leaves, quietly behind the scenes changes the floor bucket for an identical bucket with confetti) B2 - Happy winter holiday, friends, We congratulate you…. But the cleaning lady didn’t see it; she didn’t wipe the floor in the corner well. We need to tell her... B1 - Don’t get distracted! Q2 - Or maybe we can congratulate you together? B1 - Okay. The holiday comes to us, brings us happiness; So that the next year will be without anger and worries.
Q2 May you work with success and be proud of each other; May you bloom like flowers, and make all your dreams come true.
Together: Happy New Year! Technician (comes out from behind the scenes with another bucket) - Congratulations? And I have my own job. If I were you, I would have already congratulated you a hundred times. I'll just pour out the water. (impulsively pours confetti from a bucket onto the audience, who are sure that the bucket contains dirty water)
New Year's mini scene
New Year's greetings scene
The New Year tree is decorated with balloons with the inscription “Glück” (small price tags with the inscription “Made in Germany” are attached to the balloons). Characters: two guys. They look at the Christmas tree. - You understood? No, do you understand? - What? - Look! (nods at the Christmas tree) New Year - that's it! — I don’t understand – what is “everything”? - New Year will not come. Kayuk. – What makes you think that the New Year won’t come? - So here it is! Written. Do you see? Read! - Glitch... So what? - Otherwise! What do you think? This was written for a reason! - Really? “Nothing happens for nothing on New Year’s Eve.” Remember! - Well... - The New Year is glitched! Stuck! - Like this? Miracles... - Yes! I myself don’t know how... But it’s clearly written here - a glitch! - New Year? Is it buggy? How's the computer? - Well, yes! Exactly! Stuck!.. – Where? - That's another question! Hard. Where are you stuck? How do I know? In the old year. Fact. - So what are we going to do? - Maybe it’s good that he’s hanging... Let him... No, it’s not necessary. We'll make do. I promised my wife to quit smoking... Ha! They've been waiting for three years for the promised... - And I have a problem... Mine hopes to receive a fur coat in the New Year. Now it’s like a weight lifted off my shoulders! - How can we live without New Year's gifts? Shall we get along too? - We need to be patient... Maybe let's complain... Like, we don't know anything whether there is a New Year or not, but we are entitled to gifts. Legal. And period. - Who should I complain to? - Of course - to Santa Claus! - And where can I find him? Maybe he too, well... - What, Grandfather is glitchy too? - And the Snow Maiden! Maybe they need to be rebooted! Everyone! - What do you mean, Vinda? It’s easy to say, but where is the button? - Maybe there is something written on these balls? Some kind of instruction, or something... (They examine the balls.) - Look, there’s something down here... In small letters... It reads: - Made in Germany - Have you seen it? This is a serious matter! It started with the Germans... From Europe. Now to us... he will come. What the hell... Virus! – On the New Year and without a New Year at all. No gifts. Head spin! - Horror! Santa Claus comes in: - Ah-ah-ah! (they recoil) DM: – Guys! What's wrong? One of the guys: - Grandfather, you are buggy!.. Ghost... - You are not there! Nowhere. Grandfather, you are not real! There are viruses in your beard! DM: How come I’m not here? Am I viral? So that Santa Claus has a runny nose? Flu? Ha ha! First time I hear it! Here are your gifts for a great New Year's number! And don't fool me! (DM gives the guys gifts. The guys accept them with surprise.) - What about the message? From Europe? - About the invasion! About viruses! There you go, grandpa! (point to the Christmas tree) Glitch! 100%! DM (laughs): - This is a wish for happiness! Greetings from Europe! In German, Glück means happiness! Happy holiday to you! - So the New Year will come? DM: – Absolutely! - Eh, now I’ll keep my promise to my wife... - In the New Year... Problem...
New Year's money
1 - No, well, Matryona, can you imagine what’s going on? 3 - The pressure will rise so much that the house will shake! 2 - Yes, even without your pressure the tree is staggering! 1 - What? 2 - Don’t ask! It’s scary to look at my granddaughter. So young, still green!.. 3 - What, maybe, offends you? Does he take money and be rude? 2 - No, on the contrary! Everything is silent, just muttering and muttering to himself... 1 - So maybe he’s sick with something, huh? 2 - Probably, it could not have happened without illness! Previously, the harness was on horses, but now they put it on people too! 1 – How so? 2 - And here he comes with a bridle around his neck, covers his ears, and mutters to himself, sometimes, and jumps up. It’s scary... And they still send him away! 3 – Where? 2 – Don’t you see what time of year it is? New Year! They put me on the bus and bye-bye... on the Christmas tree. There will be a masquerade... 1 - Masquerade? 2 - Yes! They said that without a stallion as bridled as him, a masquerade would not be a masquerade. 3 - What if he gets entangled in that bridle? Will he trip? What then? Oh-yo-oh!... What will happen... And where is the world going? 3 - Horror! 2 - Horror! 1 – No, well, people are completely stupid! They're having a masquerade, you see! We need to write a letter to the president! Complain! 3 - Trouble! What has the school brought us to!! 2 - People have nothing to do! By God, nothing! They're freaking out about fat! 3 - When we were young, we were in a club, we also organized dances without any bridles, only one accordion for the whole village, and the pressure didn’t take over... 3 - Now those dances are called in a smart way. 1 – Boogie-woogie? 2. – Dance! 1 – I need to warm up a little and help my granddaughter at the masquerade... 3 – Otherwise they’ll kill the child! (dance)
SpongeBob and New Year
SpongeBob goes on stage: - People are celebrating the New Year today, but here? What? Just water!... And my square pants. No sparklers, no fireworks, not even a garland! Immediately short circuit! (Eugene Krabs comes in:) - But the firefighters have nothing to complain about! Everything is wet! Why are you hanging your nose, Bob? “It’s New Year’s Eve for people, Krabs, but we have water and ice overhead in winter.” You can't even see the stars! - You're wrong! Do you know how disgusting it is to get wet in the rain? There is vile air everywhere, between the claws and in the pockets, brrrr... You run under vile umbrellas. Who needs it? And here it’s as cozy as in a shell - you won’t get snowed in, an icicle won’t fall on your head, and you won’t twist your neck in icy conditions. - But, boredom! Just sit and let the bubbles bubble. And from above, in the air, there’s a ball! New Year's carnival! Christmas! “Only the arrogant Sheldon Plankton is running around in crowds.” (Patrick Star comes in:) – Don’t you think that a real star can be found at the bottom? Almost Christmas! And what? Bob: - That's an idea, Patrick. Idea! Underwater New Year! Christmas at the bottom of the sea! How do you like it? Krabs: - We still need a Christmas tree for the holiday. Where will you get it? There is nothing else here except water! Star: - I figured it out! Where is Squidfard the blue octopus? He's our best friend! Bob: So what? Star: - Think! How many hands does he have? Either paws or legs! Bob: Eight. Star: - Here! Eight! And that it’s hard for him with such a bunch of hands... Bob: - Legs! Star: - With so many legs and arms, is it difficult for Squifard to hold New Year's toys? Meanwhile, we will lead a real sea underwater round dance! Bob: – People will envy us in the open air! Ha! (to Krabs) What do you say? Krabs: – The Christmas tree still needs decorations! Where can we get it? Star: Maybe Gary the snail will agree? She won't do round dances. Krabs: - It's not bad, but I think Squifard will be against it. Bob: – You need to bring toys out of thin air, nothing else. Maybe Sandy Cheeks the squirrel can help us? New Year's acorns grow on her tree. So we’ll decorate Squifard with them! (Sandy Cheeks the squirrel enters:) - Hello, friends! I just returned from thin air. The New Year is just beginning there! Krabs: - Yes, we know without you! Bob: - We don’t have a Christmas tree or decorations. Star: - Therefore, no New Year will come to us. Belka: - And what should I do? How to fix it? Krabs: - We urgently need to find a tree and New Year's decorations. Bob: – We were thinking of hanging acorns on the tree! Sandy Cheeks: – Acorns? No, no acorns! Where is your Christmas tree? (Squifard enters) Krabs: - Here! (points to Squifard) Almost like the real thing! Squifard: - What? I? Am I a Christmas tree? I'm an octopus cashier! My business is money! Much money! Star: - Me too, only a beautiful starfish! But for the sake of the holiday, I can become a Christmas one! Agree! Squifard: - I don't have any pine needles! Sandy Cheeks: - But you will have Christmas decorations! Squifard: - I don't have any branches! Bob: - But there are arms... legs! Plus you're a musician! Get out the clarinet! (Eugene Krabs runs in with balloons.) - There, above, wow! All: - What? Krabs: - New Year! They're handing out air packs there! They even got to me by accident! They fell on the water! Bob: – What incredible New Year’s toys! (Squifard takes the balls) - With such airy beauty, I agree to become a Christmas tree! (joyfully spins with balloons) (celebratory dance)
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TOPIC: Husband and wife shopping in a supermarket. While they are newlyweds, it is difficult for them to find a common language. But several years have passed... ACTORS: Author, husband Alexey, wife Varvara, neighbor Innokenty Petrovich, cat, sound engineer, thinker. AUTHOR: Vitaly Menshikov and Evgeniy Popov, Perm. Act 1. Husband and wife get ready and go shopping at Metro. They get into the car.
Husband: Honey, where are we going, to Auchan? Wife: Let's go to Metro! Husband: Okay, let's go then! Wife: No, better let’s go to “Chocolate”? Or at Metro? Husband: Duck, to “Chocolate” or to “Metro”? Wife: To the Metro! Husband: That's it, let's go!
(Husband and wife are driving a car, a steering wheel is required)
Wife: aaaaaaaaaaa... (Wife grabs the steering wheel, the sound of the brake)
Husband: What's there (whispers)?
Wife: Cat!!!
Husband: What about a cat?
Wife: You almost ran over the cat! Husband: (exhale) My dear, you understand, a cat has seven lives, a car has four wheels, she would have survived in any case. And we have one car and one life! (Pause) Well, shall we move on? Wife: Yes... (Confused) Husband: Okay, just let go of the steering wheel, please.
Act 2. Husband and wife in the Metro.
Wife: Well, dear, to speed things up, you and I will split up. You need to take: canned food, green peas, corn, (shows the list) everything is written here. Meet us at the 13th checkout. Husband: Okay.
The wife boldly picks up groceries, humming. The husband was confused.
Author: Meanwhile, after visiting the departments of household appliances, drinks, confectionery, the husband, being in the bread department, gave up all hope of finding “Ryaba” mayonnaise on quail eggs, corn, green peas... There was only a box of chocolates hanging in the basket, but the wife I didn’t ask him to buy it.
Husband: They spread mayonnaise on bread, so it’s somewhere here...
(Husband and wife dating)
Author: Thus, the husband, to his great surprise, saw considerable disappointment on his wife’s face. Wife: Have you bought everything? Husband: Almost! Wife: Where is the bell pepper? Husband: I forgot. Wife: What about the sauce? Look, it says “GMO”, why are you taking it? Husband: Yes, I do... Wife: Alyosha, Alyosha... Wife's thoughts: Well, he does this all the time, you tell him, but he turns a deaf ear! Wife: Well, what should I do with you? I’ll go and get the rest, and you can at least take a turn.
Author: When the groceries were purchased, the couple returned home safely. Several years have passed, now they have already learned to understand each other in half a word and half a glance. One day, returning home again after a shopping trip, another whim of fate awaited them, and that was the case.
Action 3. Socket.
Wife: Alyosha, I’ve been asking you for a long time to move this socket to another wall. You're an electrician! Husband: And I’m telling you again, the wall here is thin, we can make a hole for the neighbors. Wife: Well, please! I beg you very much! Husband: Okay, I asked for it, I’ll do it! Author: As one would expect, according to the law of the genre, when dismantling the socket, not only the neighboring socket was de-energized, but also a piece of the wall fell out... And now, in the resulting hole, Alyosha and Varya contemplated the embarrassed face of their perplexed neighbor.
Innokenty Petrovich (angry and with a beard, looking through the hole drawn on the poster): What?! Are we expanding?! (firmly and drawn out). Author: Here Alyosha and Varya remembered that they need to stick together... Husband: Oh, Innokenty Petrovich, we just missed you... Maybe you can come for tea with cheesecakes? Varenka recently baked! Wife: While we’re drinking tea, Alexey will think about how best to repair the wall! Innokenty Petrovich (becomes kinder): Okay, I’m coming!
(They drink tea together.)
Innokenty Petrovich: You know, I was just about to move this outlet! Alesh, you understand, his wife was completely taken aback (sigh)... Just brought the screwdriver, and then he saw you... (Getting ready to leave) Eh, thanks for the tea, and for helping to dismantle the socket. Goodbye!
The neighbor leaves.
Husband: Listen, how you and I got our bearings! Wife: And our neighbor has a sweet tooth!!! Husband: Everything works out great when you and I work as one team! Moral: So we wish you, dear newlyweds, that you go through all the vagaries of fate together as one team! END.
