Mini-scenes for a wedding - funny, short, for two

A humorous miniature in which 2 people participate, a man and a woman.

The classic plot has been and remains one of the most popular forms of entertainment. A funny scene in which 2 people participate, a man and a woman, is an excellent option for entertaining the audience for any holiday in 2021. Because such a short humorous miniature conveys to those watching a funny story from everyday life on stage and creates a funny image for a festive event that everyone will laugh at.

It is not always the case that there must be entire groups of actors on stage who are capable of making the performance the best. There are also short scenarios with parodies of 2 people, usually a conversation between friends, work colleagues or a subordinate with a boss, the implementation of which can provide much less effort for the entertainment organizer and create more laughter in the end. The advantage of this form of holiday entertainment is that you are watching a performance being shown to you - a short miniature, where the artist is not alone in front of the audience. Together they perform skits, supporting each other morally and not having to agree with several people representing society.

A simple and spontaneous performance with organized preparation for any holiday of 2021 in the new period of the Ox is guaranteed to create a good mood and organize fun leisure time for the guests who came to the show. All this makes funny skits for 2 people a valuable item in the field of show business, when a man and woman on stage can bring benefits with their humorous miniature.

Wedding scene chant “Yes, No!”

Hello dear readers, Gennady Korolev on the topic of cool mini skits for a wedding.

Funny mini skits for weddings are good especially at a home wedding in the form of chants. This really turns on the guests and lifts their spirits.

When everyone shouts something at the same time, it results in an involuntary unification of a group of people. This is a kind of zombification of people into a good mood, positivity and fun.

Of course it all depends on what to shout. We will shout only good and positive and funny things at all mini skits.

We bring to your attention a cool mini chant for a wedding. My tips for conducting.

1. The text is prepared in advance on a separate piece of paper; it is needed only for the presenter.
2. The entire mini-scene is performed at the table, during a forced break, in the first half of a home wedding.
3. We set up guests in advance for friendly participation in a cool chant scene.
4. The host pronounces phrases, and the guests unanimously answer “Yes” or “No” according to the meaning, and not to the rhyme.
5. Naturally, you comment on everything and not just like that, but with a joke.
6. Look at the video of how it turned out for my guests at our wedding:

Chant "YES OR NO"

ARE YOU COME HERE NOW TO PLAY ROULETTE? A WEDDING IS A JOYFUL MOMENT, WILL EVERYONE FORGET IT?

OUR COUPLE IS GOOD - DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS? AND THE BRIDE IS EIGHT YEARS OLD - IS IT REALLY TRUE?

WELL, THE GROOM AND GRANDFATHER AT ALL - WILL THERE BE OBJECTIONS? WILL WE WISH THEM LOVE AND ADVICE FRIENDLY?

YOU EVER WANT A WONDERFUL WEDDING BANQUET, RIGHT? DID YOU SPEAK COMPLIMENTS TO OUR BRIDE?

WILL YOU GIVE A PRESENT TO THE YOUNG? OF COURSE...IF WE WANT TO SING A VERSE, WILL WE BE FINED HERE?

WILL YOU DANCE WHEN THE GUESTS ARE BORED? SHOULD WE SHOUT BITTERLY SOMETIMES AND FALL ASLEEP IN A PLATE?

THEY DO NOT TAKE THE LOVE OF THE YEAR - WHAT DO WE SAY TO THIS? ARE YOU READY TO COMPOSE A SONNET FOR THE BRIDE?

WE WILL HAVE FUN AND EASILY SAY HERE TODAY

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Examples of short texts for reading by role

Stupid fox

Characters: author, fox, ears, legs, eyes, tail.

Author. Once upon a time there lived a little fox-sister. The little fox loved chickens, ducks and geese. The gossip often visited the poultry yard. Once she grabbed a chicken, and then the dogs were running and barking. The fox abandoned its prey. She barely carried her legs away. She hid in a hole and began to ask. Fox. My eyes, what were you doing? Eyes. We looked around. Where is it better for the little fox to run? Fox. Ears, what were you doing? Ears. We listened to see how far the dogs were. Fox. My legs, what were you doing? Legs. We ran with all our might. The little fox was rescued. Fox. Tail, what were you doing? Tail. And I got under my feet. It prevented me from running. Fox. Oh, you worthless tail! Now I will punish you! Let the dogs pat you down. Author. The stupid fox stuck its tail out of the hole. The dogs grabbed the tail. And after him they pulled the whole fox out of the hole.

Mischievous goat

Characters: goat, author, old man, old woman.

Author. Once upon a time lived an old man and an old woman. They lived poorly. They had five chickens and a goat. This goat was mischievous and disobedient. Once an old woman milked a goat. She called the old man and said: Old woman. Spring came. Young grass grew in the meadow. Drive the goat out to the meadow. Let him eat fresh grass. Old man. OK. Let's go, goat. Author. And the harmful goat answers: Goat. I do not want to go. My legs are tired. Carry me, grandfather. Old man. You're fat and I'm old. I can't lift you. Goat. Then take it in a wheelbarrow. Otherwise I won’t give you milk. Author. Nothing to do. The old man loaded the goat onto a wheelbarrow and drove it to the meadow. Old man. Eat grass, goat. Just don't come close to the forest. Goat. Do not tell me what to do. I myself know where to graze. Author. The goat did not listen to the old man. It seemed to her that the grass was greener in the forest beyond the stream. She crossed the stream on the bridge. And she headed straight towards the forest. And a hungry wolf wandered in the forest. He smelled a goat and said: Wolf. This will be a good lunch for me. Author. The wolf crept up very close to the goat. How he will jump out from behind a tree! The goat saw the wolf and ran away as fast as she could. She ran up the bridge. And the bridge broke off. A goat fell into the water and shouted: Goat. Grandfather, grandfather, save me. If the wolf doesn't eat, I'll drown in the stream. Author. The grandfather came running and chased the wolf away. Old man. How can I get you out, you goat? Goat. Hurry up, grandfather, think! I'm drowning! Author. The old man took off the belt from his shirt, threw it over the goat’s horns and pulled it out of the water. Old man. Get on the wheelbarrow, you goat. Let's go home. Goat. No, grandpa, you're old. It's hard for you to carry me. I'll run myself. Author. Since then, the goat has never been mischievous. The goat and the old people lived together.

How haste let Sasha down

Characters: Sasha, mother, author

Author. Sasha was asked to draw a tit. Sasha took pencils and an album, sat down at the table and reasoned like this. Sasha. A tit is a bird with a head, a body, a tail, a beak, and two legs. Nothing special. Easy task. Author. Sasha quickly drew a bird and colored it with a blue pencil. Mom was in the kitchen. Sasha. Mom, I've already done it. Here, look. Author. Mom looked and asked: Mom. Why is the bird blue? Author. Sasha was surprised: Sasha. How why? If it's a tit, it means it's blue. Mother. No. The tit - because it sings cheerfully in the spring “sin-sin-cherrere” Author. Sasha had to draw the bird again. But now he was in no hurry. First I looked in a book to see what a tit looks like, and then I colored the picture.

fontanel

Characters: author, spring, bee, titmouse, bunny, Masha, mosquito.

Author. In the morning, a fontanelle was born in the field. The sun has just risen, and the bee is already flying to work - collecting nectar from flowers. He sees the fontanel... Bee. Spring, spring, where did you come from? Spring. Bubble... I don't know. I'm still small. Bee. Fontana, fontanel, give me some water to drink. Spring. Glug-glug... Drink your fill. Bee. Thank you. Author. The bee got drunk. And the fontanel became deeper, more transparent. Bunny. Give me some water to drink too. Delicious! Thank you very much. Author. The fontanel has become even wider. You know, it's gurgling. Masha walks past with a bucket of berries. The sun is warming up. Masha wanted to drink. I saw a fontanel. Masha. Oh, fontanel. Give me some water to drink. Spring. Glug-glug... Drink, please. I do not mind. Masha. What fresh water! Thank you. Author. The fontanel gurgled even louder. The water in it became even cleaner. Suddenly a swamp mosquito flies. Without asking anything, I drank water. He didn’t say “Thank you” and sat on the piece of paper. He sat there for a long time, then asked: Mosquito. Where did you come from? Spring. Glug-glug... A bee, a tit bird, a bunny with gray ears, Masha with a bucket, and grandfather with a knapsack drank water from me. Just ask them. And I'm still small. Mosquito. What a spring you are, giving everyone water to drink. Save water for yourself. Author. It's late in the evening. The sun began to set. A bee has arrived. Bee. Can I drink some water? Spring. Bull... You can't get enough for everyone. Author. The bee flew away to another body of water. A titmouse is flying. Titmouse. Can I drink some cold water? Spring. Bull... You can't get enough for everyone. Author. A bunny ran by - gray ears. Masha passed by with berries. Grandfather passed by. The fontanel did not give water to anyone to drink. And the sun is getting lower. The field grass is getting higher. Green duckweed sucked in water and wet moss appeared. Spring. Bull... Author. There is no fontanel in the field, one swampy place is a haven for mosquitoes. This is what greed leads to.

Creative scenes for a wedding

A wedding is a day that is never forgotten. Two loving hearts decide to take a very important and responsible step - creating a family. A wedding is celebrated very magnificently, because it happens only once in a lifetime.

The newlyweds and invited people should get a lot of pleasant impressions from the holiday. To do this, they invite the host and musicians to the wedding, set a luxurious table and come up with an unusual scenario with interesting congratulations.

Of course, the bride and groom want their holiday to be different from others. That is why you can include interesting wedding scenes in the program that will lift the spirits of your guests.

Funny wedding scene “Arrows of Cupid”

A wedding is the best time to speak about love. For the scene you need a guy who will play Cupid, another young man and a girl. Guests who wish can play the role of passengers. Create a makeshift bus by arranging chairs. Attach wings to Cupid and give him a bow and arrow.

The guy sits on the chair that is in front, and the passengers occupy the remaining empty seats. A stop called “Bachelors” is announced here. A girl carrying huge bags barely gets on the bus. The guy is indignant: “Careful!” The girl also answers him not too kindly: “Sorry, but you could give me a seat. My bags are very heavy.”

The guy explodes: “I paid money for this place! If you’re in a bad situation, take a taxi!” He turns to the “window” and continues to mutter under his breath: “What a brazen thing. She came in with bags, was pushed, and was in the way. And I have to get up and stand all the way! Not a girl, but walking impudence!”

Reading by roles. Benefit

What is good about the method?

1. The child does not read alone, he is not bored. The partner can be an adult or an older child. It’s more interesting when the partner is dad or mom.
2. By reading by role, he learns to follow the text. Always ask your baby to follow with his finger. Moreover, the finger should be where the partner is currently reading. At school, it will be easier for the child to follow his friends’ reading. He will have the skill of listening to others.
3. The speed of visual perception (also important for writing) of letters, words, and later sentences develops.
4. If necessary, break the words into syllables, emphasizing them, as here. Children perceive the option with emphasis on arcs better.

The most suitable texts for role-based reading are folk and original fairy tales. Take short ones at first.

Comic scenes for a wedding

Comic scenarios are only appropriate during the bride price. The bride's relatives and friends go to any lengths to avoid giving the treasure to the groom. These could be jokes, competitions, tricky questions. However, the most original option is to replace the groom’s beloved.

You can create scripts for your own scenes and come up with funny congratulations for the newlyweds. You can use ready-made material. Competitions, humorous wedding skits and practical jokes must remain original. With their help, all guests unite. Both invited artists and the guests themselves can perform comic skits. In the modern world, skits have become popular where you need to dress up in costumes of characters from popular cartoons.

A comic lottery is entertainment that is also worthy of your attention. This is an interesting and exciting procedure for every invited person. The host of the event sells lottery tickets to guests in advance. The drawing must take place throughout the holiday. Do not forget that every lottery ticket must be a winner. The owners will receive small surprises that will cheer them up. When preparing such entertainment, you need to remember that it should be interesting and fun.

I would like to emphasize that cheerful congratulations, surprises, skits and competitions should be chosen so as not to put anyone in an awkward position. The texts of wedding congratulations are selected taking into account the character and sense of humor of each person invited to the wedding.

Sketch for 2 people “Last Breakfast of Loved Ones”

The coexistence of family life between a man and a woman, as we all know well, is due to the fact that misunderstandings and small dramas sometimes prevail in it, and yet all these are always a little funny situations than they seem at first glance, because that’s the way it is and there is. You can see in this short humorous miniature a humorous situation with 2 people who love each other. A humorous parody of family life, “Loved Ones' Last Breakfast Together,” shows how small problems in everyday love life look funny and can be easily solved!

Props for the scene: The last common breakfast of a man and a woman.

To perform the funny scene “Last Breakfast of the Loved Ones,” you only need 2 people: a man and a woman to play a loving married couple, a breakfast table and a large newspaper, behind which the male actor can hide from the stern gaze of his beloved wife. The decoration of the stage depends on in honor of which holiday in the new year 2021 this humorous short miniature is shown with a comic situation in a married couple. With a slight modification of the script, it can be used at a New Year's corporate party, at a cheerful meeting of the symbol of the New Year of the Ox, and on New Year's Eve at a festive evening show event for adults. Playback time is only 5-10 short minutes.

A comic skit about the last breakfast of loved ones begins with the funny appearance of the artists on stage:

There is a married couple at the breakfast table. A woman places dishes on it with love and care. A man sits at the table, hiding behind an open newspaper with news about show business and reading about Philip Kirkorov. The radio is playing a new hit or live music. She: Isn't the radio bothering you today, honey? Him: Hmm-hmm. She: Then that's good. I just wanted to clarify this. He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She: Is there anything interesting about Philip Kirkorov in your newspaper today, dear? He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. You: He stole it abroad and translated a new song into Russian again? He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She: That's nice, honey. Then your day seems to be half successful. Him: Yes, honey. Woman: So, what do we want to do that is important and necessary for the family today? Man: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She's well. So for me, I mean, you have to do something special. (Sits down and starts eating breakfast) Him: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She: Of course, you don’t mind if I borrow your car for this. I know where the keys are. He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She: I wanted to show my friend your new Porsche, if you don't mind. He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She: This will definitely make me move around the city so fast that I won't be able to remember where my head will end up. Do you understand, dear? He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. The man gets up and walks, and the funny scene for 2 people is watched with great pleasure by all those present, because it is about the everyday life of a loving married couple in the new year 2021. Short miniatures, when two people of opposite ages are on stage, will always seem comical not only on holidays during the period of the Ox symbol, but also on others. Woman: And if you come home tonight, if you ever come home at all, you won't find me. But doesn't that bother you, darling? He's good. She: And in this case, I have to tell you something else. Because I squandered our bills and all the money in my pocket. Of course you have to live with it. Doesn't that bother you, darling? He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She: too good. I thought you wouldn't have any problems. Sometimes you can be very generous. He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. You: Of course, I will not leave you a phone number where you can contact me. Will you understand this, dear? He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. She: We need some money first, because we don’t want to be bothered anymore by your lousiness and indifference to family matters, and in general your complete lack of interest in me. Of course you can see it, can't you, dear? Him: Oh. (Clears her throat with a glass of water and clears her throat.) She: So, then. I will leave you forever and abandon you, and I hope I never see you again. Have a good day! Just relax and don't always work so hard. Goodbye dear! He: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. Woman: stands up, puts the dishes aside, looks for her coat in the background of the scene, takes her bag and carefully pulls out the car keys from the coat pocket, throws them on the table. The woman takes a closer look in the mirror and makes a cheerful grimace, hesitantly glancing at his thoughtful expression and kisses him on the cheek. The background music stops. He: noisily folds the newspaper, looks around. Damn, why is it so quiet all of a sudden? Why do women always have to talk so much? This is all in a nutshell, one could quickly say.

(He goes to the locker room, puts on his jacket, reaches into his pocket.) Where are my car keys? (calling) Honey! (he leaves the room and tries his luck).

Original and funny sketch “Professor of Philosophy”

The participants in the wedding production will be the host of the event and a guest who would not mind playing the bride’s father. The presenter says the words: “Now our happy newlyweds will be congratulated by the bride’s father, a famous professor of philosophy (participant’s name).”

“Father” takes the stage and says words of congratulations: “Based on the basic concepts of philosophical scientists, which contradict previously expressed thoughts, which can be called the basis for our mortal world, I would like to express my point of view about the ancient vision of existence, which never...”

While delivering a “touching” speech, the host of the holiday stands behind the actor and with his whole appearance tries to show that the situation is very strange. Finally he takes the glass and gives it to the “philosophy professor.” He drinks and is ready to amaze the minds of everyone present again, but any guest comes up to him with a glass and laconically congratulates the bride and groom. “Papa” drinks again and leaves the stage.

Grandmother-hedgehog dance

The bride's closest friends dress up as grandmothers. They wear scarves, long skirts, old clothes and all that stuff. They then enter the wedding stage and begin their performance. You can show a dance, a remade song, or something that will surprise and amuse everyone in the room.

When the “grandmothers” finish their performance, they go to the guests and hold out their hems with a request to help raise money for a gift to the young family. Before reaching the guests, the girls turn around and return to the stage. They complain that no one ever helps old women.

This is where the fun begins. A fast composition starts, and the “grandmothers” take off their old clothes. In front of the guests are young girls who begin to dance an incendiary dance.

When the performance is over, they go back to the hall and ask for financial help. This time things will go much faster!

Pros of short skits

When guests decide how to please the newlyweds, they gradually come to the understanding that the most successful way would be to create a small performance. After all, it has a number of advantages: such a skit can be organized very quickly, you just need to warn the presenter about the required amount of time.

1. No lengthy preparation required. After all, in order to perform a skit lasting several minutes, you do not need a large amount of text, especially if several people participate in the performance.
2. One person can participate in the performance, but most often guests are grouped in groups of 3-4 people.
3. The skit allows you to amuse the newlyweds and other guests (you can use some gag or joke as a basis).
4. There are many themes that can be used to create a unique presentation. Most often they choose those that are associated with the theme of the holiday, with love, with the habits of the bride and groom, or with their work.
5. If you don’t have enough imagination to come up with a play yourself, you can use a ready-made script.
6. The minimum number of props required to create a performance. After all, such scenes are most often aimed at what the actors say or do. In simple versions, things will not be needed, but for more complex ones, some elements borrowed from the image of the original source will be required.
7. Ease of remembering the text of the speech, because it is quite small in volume.

In addition, newlyweds can also plan a scene, for which, when organizing a wedding, the time for it is included in the script and an interesting plot is looked for. In order for the skit created by the organizers to go well, the host must know which of the guests performs well.

When the time comes for the performance, the toastmaster invites them and distributes the words. But most often this method is used to create plays without text, when it is necessary to show pantomime.

Funny scene for 2 people with a friend for any holiday in 2021

If you have like-minded people or close friends with relatives, this is a good opportunity to make a short funny skit for 2 people for any holiday in the New Year 2021, when the Ox symbol will be in charge.

Since short comic miniatures involving two people, a man and a woman, can be rehearsed at any time and anywhere, they are spontaneously planned and, as a rule, require short preparation and are therefore available at any time for any festive event and show event, including their can be shown on New Year's Eve at home for family members if there is a suitable performance opportunity.

Some ideas for a funny skit with a parody of 2 people, one of whom is a woman and the other is a man.

But what short forms of skits are there for two, and when are they actually suitable for comic display? Of course, this is partly always a personal decision for which holiday in the new 2021 Ox, when to use this or that humorous miniature and at which festive fun event. The idea of ​​a comic performance in honor of a holiday

Sketch with the participation of 2 people “Displaced and Forgotten”

This humorous short miniature of the daily family life of an elderly couple tells the story of a man and woman who are sitting together on a holiday Sunday in a room at home. She knits one of her hats again and he just sits and looks out the window. It would seem that the whole family needs to relax on a festive Sunday, but is this really so? After some time, the silence ends and a dialogue begins, in which the wife first feels her husband a little irritated, and then does something that the man probably did not expect. Playing time: short 5-10 minutes.

"Displaced and Forgotten"

She: dear? Him: What? She: What are you doing there? Him: Nothing. She: Nothing at all? Him: No, nothing. She: Why is that? Him: Just like that. She: How can you do nothing? Him: Well, you see it. She: I don't see anything. Him: That's right. And that's exactly what I do. Nothing. She: Are you thinking about anything? Him: No. She: Nothing at all? Him: Nothing special. She: How about you decide to go outside for some fresh air? Him: I don't want to go out. She: Why not? Him: Because I have no desire. Because I don't want to do anything. She: But the air is so good outside on Bank Holiday 2021. Him: But I know that if I sit here and do nothing. She: You have to fill up the car in advance if you go out, otherwise you'll still be standing somewhere doing nothing. Him: But why should I refuel if I don’t want to go out? She: Because gasoline is especially cheap today. Him: How do you know this? She: From our neighbor. He comes out on his face, at least from time to time, unlike you. Him: I also go out from time to time, but only if I want to. She: When will you want it again? Him: Definitely not at the moment. She: Read a book if you don't go outside yet. Him: Maybe later. She: It will be dark later. Him: Then I turn on the light. She: How much does it cost and again will it cost money. You save money on gasoline, and then pay money for electricity. Him: I don't save money for gas. Her: Oh, do you want to get gas tomorrow? Then fuel, of course, will be more expensive again. Him: I don't care. I'm not doing anything today. She: How can you do nothing all day? Him: It spares my nerves. She: But you don't think about me at all. Him: Why don't I think about you? She: I work in the kitchen all day, cleaning the house, and you just do nothing. Him: But today is Sunday and a holiday in 2021 (names the holiday in honor of which this humorous miniature for two is shown), and tomorrow I have to go back to work. She: Does that mean you don't consciously do anything? Him: That's right. She: Well, then I know that you are a wonderful gentleman. Him: Why not a good gentleman? She: Well, because everything is stuck in my head again. Him: Okay, you win. The short scene for 2 people continues, with funny actions. The man gets up, takes the book and leaves the room away from the woman. She: Where are you going now? Him: I'm going to the car, drive away and read a book. And so that I get enough fresh air, I keep the window open all the time. She: Then do it. Him: I'll do it. Her: See you later. Him: See you later. A woman in a humorous comic miniature for two about family relationships takes a mobile phone and dials a number. She: Zulfiya! You can come to me with your friends. I am alone at home. Well, of course, among the many comic parodies of family relationships of 2 people, there are the good old classics, as well as more modern forms of miniatures. Thus, the choice is more than rich and offers ideas for any occasion for the new holidays in 2021 and any entertainment event, and even on New Year's Eve at home with your family!

Examples

Small plays are suitable for couples to perform at a wedding, because this is a holiday when two people come together. Therefore, most funny scenes are created on a festive theme or related to love experiences.
You can come up with a funny situation yourself or choose one from the proposed scenarios.

Marriage contract.

To perform the skit, you will need two chairs to give the audience the impression of a confidential atmosphere.

After all, according to the plot, this private conversation takes place at home, in a comfortable environment. Also, for reliability, you can take several sheets of printed text. The man plays the role of a slightly tired businessman or middle manager, accustomed to concluding contracts in any situation.