Funny sketches of happy birthday greetings to a woman's 45th birthday


Cool scenario for a woman’s 45th birthday “Berry Holiday”

This scenario is suitable for celebrating an anniversary in a banquet hall or in a spacious room.
Props : cards with images of berries (for 2 competitions), cards with lines of toast, cards with numbers, small balloons, 2 laundry baskets, 2 ribbons, songs for the competition, gifts for participation in competitions.

The guests take their seats.

Presenter (begins): Berry, beauty, Goddess, soul of extraordinary beauty, Today we congratulate your family, loved ones, and friends on your Anniversary! And on this day, the lights shine brightly, And music is heard in all houses, (name of the Anniversary girl) I wish you happiness on my own behalf, And so that the soul always blooms!

Presenter: Dear guests, we owe today’s event entirely to the beautiful, delightful, mind-blowing (name of the Anniversary). The right of the first toast, I would like to pass it on to her parents (if there are no parents, then you can start with the closest relative).

(Parents make their toast)

(Banquet break 5-10 minutes)

Presenter: Berry holiday, berry day, And today is not too lazy to have fun, Congratulations, songs, poems sound, And dreams come to life today! And to make it more fun for all of us, dear guest, spare no effort, I will announce our first competition, and I will ask for volunteers!

Competition “You are our berry” . The presenter selects several men and gives them cards with pictures of berries. Their task is to compare the hero of the occasion with the berry that they got. Whoever comes up with the most comparisons will win. You can't repeat yourself. Props: cards with images of cards.

Presenter: Excellent! You see how diverse our Anniversary hero is, just a real berry!

Presenter: So that the berry blooms, So that it is sweet, So that it shines in the sun, May it delight everyone in the world, This is what I wish, And also kindness and warmth!

Host: I think he/she will want to join your congratulations (says the name of the guest), perhaps he/she has prepared berry toast!

(Banquet break 5-10 minutes)

Presenter: I continue our evening, I announce a new competition, Berry, lovely, Joyful, wonderful!

Competition "Berry Poems" . The presenter invites 4 guests. They are given cards with pictures of berries. The participants' task is to do what the verse says when it comes to their berry.

Rhyme: Raspberries and strawberries, They discussed something, And they chose new clothes, Together.

And the strawberries and blackberries stand to the side, looking at the beautiful manicure, looking at their own.

And here they are, dressed up, Everyone goes to the holiday, Strawberries and raspberries, Singing songs.

And the strawberries are thinking, Composing a toast, Blackberries are nearby, Carrying a bouquet of roses!

Strawberries to the Anniversary Girl, In a hurry, in a hurry, in a hurry, To kiss her beautiful one, She flies, flies!

And the strawberries in the dance, I’ve already found them all, And a special style, Instantly found them!

And the blackberry, too, Wants to kiss, With our hero of the day, To hug tightly!

Malinka, with expression, reads poetry to her, kisses her tenderly on the cheek, and gives her flowers!

This is where I end, Berry poem, Everything turned out great, The end of beautiful lines!

Props: cards with images of berries.

Presenter: We raise the third toast, And we praise Love, We pass on the word to our other half, We await the cherished congratulations!

(The toast is made by the Anniversary’s partner. If there is no such person, you can skip the toast or give the floor to one of the guests)

(Banquet break 5-10 minutes)

Presenter: Dear guests, I suggest you sing, And berry songs, You need to be able to sing!

Competition "Berry Songs" . The host divides the guests into two teams and takes turns asking questions about songs that talk about berries. Each team must not only guess the answer, but also sing the song. The one who guesses the most songs will win.

Questions for the song quiz: 1. Berry blooming by the stream? (“Oh, the viburnum is blooming”) 2. Varum loved this berry? (“Winter Cherry”) 3. In this song K. Orbakaite sings about the sky, and about love, and about the fact that some bush was bent (“Currant”) 4. Where were Friske and Disco Crash going? (“Raspberry”) 5. Igor Nikolaev very much praised the wine made from this berry (“Raspberry Wine”) 6. Which berry beckoned (“Raspberry Berry”).

Presenter: You are all so great, I am surprised, I admire, And gentlemen, I bow to the floor to your talent!

Presenter: Everyone knows, and I know, That friends are most important, We won’t live without them, We’ll find trouble!

I convey the word, Well, you understand to whom! But, I’ll complicate the task, I’ll give them cards!

They must make a toast, read it, say it, I give them a minute, I’m really, really looking forward to the toast!

Hands out cards with a line from the toast written on them. The task is to assemble and read the toast. Time to complete is a minute.

Props: cards with toast lines.

Option for toast: You are our dear berry, We drink to you today, And we wish you happiness, We will always find time for you! We have known you for so many years, We are grateful to fate, That you have become our friend, We hasten to wish you earthly blessings!

(After this, you can announce a dance break lasting 10-15 minutes)

Presenter: We will continue to rock, We will dance with you! There is one game for you, you will love it!

Game "Berry Dance" . 2 pairs of participants are selected. For this game you need to select musical cuts of songs about berries. The participants' task is to dance in pairs to rapidly changing music. The task is complicated by the fact that the leader sets certain movements, for example, raising your arms up, dancing on one leg. The couple that does it better will win.

Presenter: You need to rest a little, remember the past, dream a little, and for this I suggest that the anniversary girl guess the dates!

Game "Scraps of the Past". Before the start of the holiday, some guests receive cards with numbers. The guests take turns raising the cards, and the hero of the occasion names the events related to the numbers. For example, the card shows the number 3, which means that at this age the hero of the day went to kindergarten, etc. Props: cards with numbers.

Fairy tale “Kolobok” in a new way

HOST: Once upon a time there lived a grandmother and grandfather, They lived together side by side, Once upon a birthday, the grandfather asked him to bake a pie. Grandma is playful from a young age, cheerful and talkative...

GRANDMOTHER: I don’t have money for a pie. I’ll bake a bun, so that I spend less, I’ll knead flour and water.

GRANDFATHER: Okay, grandma, I agree. The bun will be beautiful, You cook it with your soul, And at the same time sing songs.

GRANDMOTHER: (adhering to grandfather) Oh, you, dear old man, Let me touch the side.

GRANDFATHER: Get rid of it, go and cook, Don’t paw me yet, the night will be ahead, Then come (leaves)

GRANDMOTHER: (Rolls a “kolobok” - a balloon or a ball, while humming) Kolobok, kolobok, Your ruddy side will be As the old man eats you, He will become strong like a bull, He will be like a young man again, Have fun with me, I will be happy then And I will forget about the years.

(Grandma made a bun, put it on the window and left)

KOLOBOK: (blows the ball off the window) Wow! Hello guys! I am my grandfather's old lunch. It’s like a pie for my birthday, And my name is Kolobok, I have a hot side, Until my grandfather appeared, I rolled away...

HOST: A bun is rolling through the forest, and a hare meets it. (Runs, trembles, empty bottles clink in his bag)

KOLOBOK: Hey, hi! Who are you? Where are you going, scythe?

HARE: I'm running to the stall on business, Koresh sent for the white one. I really wanted to drink, so I quickly flew away.

KOLOBOK: (walks around the hare) Who is your friend, little boy? Goat or cockerel?

HARE: What are you, what are you not, of course, My friend is so sinless. His name is Gray Wolf. A real woman's rogue. He walks with Kuma - Fox, Well, he attracts chicks, He likes to have fun, Freebies to get drunk.

KOLOBOK: Okay, okay, don’t shake, Well, relax, smile...

HARE: (sniffs, touches the bun) What is your name, my friend? Oh, what a hot side! The grain spirit is standing around...

KOLOBOK: I am called a Kolobok You can only listen to me, But don’t even think about eating me, They didn’t bake me for you, Where you went, go there.

HARE: Why are you rushing into the forest, stupid? Aren’t you afraid that they’ll eat it?

KOLOBOK: I know a remedy for enemies. I invite everyone to the holiday, Grandfather’s birthday, Come to dinner too.

HARE: Well, then I’ll leave, I’ll warn everyone in the forest

HOST: The bun rolls further, and the gray Wolf meets it.

WOLF: What kind of miracles are these, Not pie, not sausage? No arms, no legs... Hey, who are you?

KOLOBOK: I am Kolobok.

WOLF: Come on, you billiards with eyes, let me touch the barrel... (trying to touch the bun)

KOLOBOK: Immediately feel it, so what! Are you sometimes not gay?

WOLF: For your words I will now eat you...

KOLOBOK: These are the times!? I’ll eat right away, Wait, wolf, Come visit, my friend, Do you know Grandma and Grandpa’s house? Come there for lunch.

WOLF: Okay, I convinced you. Well, bye, I dusted off.

HOST: The bun rolls further, and a bear meets it.

BEAR: What kind of ball is this that is bouncing around my clearing? Hey, rosy, who is he? (Kolobok, shying away, wants to pass by)

KOLOBOK: I’m not tasty...

BEAR: Hey, wait! This time I want to devour you, Then I will continue to stomp.

KOLOBOK: Who are you, clumsy?

BEAR: I am the Bear, the terror of animals!

KOLOBOK: Okay, Misha, don’t growl, It’s better to come and visit Grandfather for his birthday. I invite guests. Come too, quickly.

BEAR: Okay, if this is the case, then I’ll come, go, don’t be brave.

HOST: The bun rolls further, and the Fox meets it. (looks flaunting in the mirror, walks through the forest)

KOLOBOK: Who else is this? Fox? Oh, what bodies!

FOX: Oh, ruddy bun (sniffs) Wow, what a fragrant side! Come to me, my friend, I remember you a little.

KOLOBOK: Oh, beautiful Fox, gray wolf maiden, I won’t walk with you, I’m afraid of your friend.

FOX: Don't be afraid of his friend, I'll deal with the wolf. I’m afraid of him myself, But I’ll have fun with you, And then I’ll treat myself.

KOLOBOK: Oh, you’re a cunning cheat, Well, I’m not a fool, You’ll come to my grandfather, You’ll spend the night with me.

FOX: Okay, I’ll come, of course...

KOLOBOK: Let me have some fun, who is not sinless?

GRANDMOTHER: (comes out to see if the bun has cooled down or not, but it hasn’t) Strange, where is the bun, the birthday cake? What should I treat my grandfather with, what should I lure him into the night? What, is the treat ready? For my birthday?

KOLOBOK: (runs out to grandma and grandpa) Hey, owners, hello! Have you prepared lunch? Guests will come to you now I called them...

GRANDMOTHER: These are the times!? Grandfather, look at the miracles, Kolobok opened his eyes. I made a little bun, and we got a son.

GRANDFATHER: Oh, grandma, well done! At least she gave me a son back down the aisle, maybe we can make a daughter too?

GRANDMOTHER: Oh, you dear old man, is your “pod” still alive?

GRANDFATHER: Oh, you’re being naughty, old lady, Set the table quickly, Get out the plates and mugs, I went for champagne.

GRANDMOTHER: (singing) Unfortunately, birthdays are only once a year

GRANDFATHER: (enters with a bottle in his hands) Kolobok, where are the guests?

KOLOBOK: And here they are.

(Drum rolls, noise, din are heard. A detachment of congratulatory soldiers appears)

HARE: (walks in front of the column) Who walks together in a row?!

ALL ANIMALS: Congratulations to the squad!

HARE: One, two, three, four, five Let's congratulate Grandfather We came to congratulate Grandfather, Happy birthday to the whole crowd...

ALL ANIMALS: You are the mistress, don’t be shy, sing a song with us!

(Everyone sings)

SONG OF BEASTS (to the tune of the song “Wonderful Neighbor”)

Grandfather's birthday The table is set for all the guests You are the host, smile, Pour us champagne For you today Everyone has raised toasts more than once It's your holiday today, That means it's our holiday too.

Chorus: Pa-pa-pa-pa-raru-pa, etc.

Congratulations on your birthday and wish you many years to come, Because, dear, you are a Wonderful neighbor. Let’s dance with us, We will celebrate your sonorous song with a binge. We celebrate your anniversary with a cheerful crowd.

Chorus: same

GRANDMOTHER: (and all the participants in the fairy tale) You, birthday boy, accept a cake instead of a kolobok, so that he can celebrate your birthday together with your dreams.

(Give a cake or pie).

HOST: This is where the fairy tale ends. Well done to those who were with us.

Table scenes

Portrait of a birthday girl

This skit requires 16 participants. You can do less, then the portrait will be passed around in a circle. In advance, you need to place a sheet of paper in the photo frame on which guests will draw a portrait. The sheet of paper must be at least A4 size. The prepared frame is passed around the circle and each guest must draw one part of the face. To make the portrait bright, it is better to prepare multi-colored markers. How and what to draw,” says the presenter.

1st guest : Let's draw beautiful eyes to drive you crazy without publicity.

2nd guest : And don’t forget about eyelashes. It should be thick, so that with a wave, we flutter!

3rd guest : And let’s add a neat little nose to her, let her have a snub-nosed, elegant question...

4th guest : And your mouth needs to be decorated with a smile, and not a malicious, nasty grin!

Guest 5 : Feel free to draw rosy cheeks.

6th guest : Big ears should not be in vain, so that compliments can be heard clearly!

7th guest : Let's reward her with a chic hairstyle. And we go into turbo mode.

8th guest : Draw a slender body without a flaw!

9th guest : There should be diamonds and platinum on the handles!

10th guest : And legs in stiletto heels will conquer the streets of France!

11th guest : We’ll dress our girlfriends in a fashionable dress to the envy of our friends!

12th guest : Let's fill the empty spaces with money. But we’ll still leave a little space.

13th guest : There should be a cool car nearby and a house by the sea, draw without sparing!

14th guest : We’ll also write “Happy Birthday” at the top!

15th guest : Let's add that there is nothing better and more beautiful than her in the world!

16th guest : And we will present our birthday girl with a finished portrait!

Universal suffrage

The scene is suitable for a married woman. The host distributes two signs to all guests, except the birthday girl: one is red, the other is green. After this, the presenter reads the text, if the guests agree with the statement, they raise a green sign, if not, a red sign. Thus, guests vote after each sentence spoken.

Leading:

1. Today we celebrate the birthday of our dear (name). She set a stunning table, all the dishes were delicious!

2. It’s great when you have a reason to eat for free - pay attention!

3. I would like to wish (name) health, happiness, love from the bottom of my heart.

4. More money... spend on friends!

5. Ironing, washing, cleaning - this is left for the husband.

6. Pamper yourself more often: go to the movies, go to the theater, swim in the sea, kiss under the moon!

7 And, of course, the husband must carry him in his arms and fulfill all his whims!

8. And in the evenings hang out at the bar with friends!

9. And let only the most faithful, most devoted people always be nearby!

10. For you, dear, we will shout three times “hurray”!

If there is no time to prepare signs, guests can simply shout “yes” or “no.”

At the end, the presenter hands the birthday girl a bouquet of flowers or a memorable gift in the form of a medal or diploma “Ideal Woman” with the words “It was unanimously decided that our birthday girl is an impeccable woman.” Compliments

1. The presenter prepares a bag of cards in advance. Each card has a letter of the alphabet written on it.

2. Guests take turns drawing out a card and calling a compliment adjective for the letter they got.

3. The participant who comes across the letters “ь”, “ъ” or “й” must perform a ditty, a song or give a poem to the birthday girl.

Next morning

The skit will require 10 players. Everyone has a role to play as a human body. Characters : Brain, Throat, Tongue, Eyes, Legs, Hands, Stomach, Memory, Bladder, Liver. A sign with the assigned role is hung on the head or chest of each player.

Brain : Oh, how bad. Eyes, open!

Eyes : You might think it’s easier now!

Brain : What happened yesterday.

Memory : Don't look like that. I was knocked out after the fifth toast...

Throat : Everything is dry. I'm terribly thirsty.

Bladder : Guys, I need to go to the toilet!!

Legs : We're not going anywhere...

Liver : Where am I?!

Brain : Still there, but a few more of these parties and you will definitely be cut out!

Memory : I remember! Yesterday was my birthday! The language still carried such nonsense...

Language : Honestly, I didn't want this!

Bladder : Guys, I'm not rubber?!

Brain : Okay, legs, now let’s go to the toilet and start heading to work!

Conscience : Should I at least brush my teeth??

Stomach : Shut up, damned one, where were your advice when they poured two liters into me yesterday?

Conscience : No complaints against me! It was the hands that poured it! Look how they shake!

Ruki : Don’t scoff, we still have to work all day today.

Liver : Now I would like 100 grams to cure my hangover!

Stomach : I see you can’t sit still at all. I need mineral water, urgently.

Language : I'd rather remain silent.

Brain : It's decided! Feet, take us to the refrigerator, maybe there’s some mineral water there?!

Presenter : So that you don’t have to suffer in the morning, here’s a small gift for you (he gives the birthday girl a bottle of mineral water decorated with a festive bow).

A fairy tale-sketch about a crow in a new way

(The presenter reads the text, it is advisable to choose musical accompaniment) Somewhere God sent a piece of cheese to a crow; (A man comes out, holding a wad of money in his hands and counts them with a smile on his face) Crow perched on a spruce tree, (The man climbs onto a chair and counts the money again) I was just about ready to have breakfast, Yes, I was lost in thought, and I had cheese in my mouth. (With a dreamy face, holding the money in a fan, he looks somewhere into the distance) To that misfortune, the Fox ran close by; (The girl comes out with a beautiful coquettish gait, seeing the man, walks around the chair) (The man stands “not seeing” the girl) Suddenly the cheese spirit stopped the Fox: (The girl, seeing a fan of money in the man’s hands, stops and begins to coquettishly examine it) The fox sees the cheese, The fox was captivated by the cheese, (an insidious plan appears on the girl’s face, her face is towards the viewer) (The man, noticing the girl, hides the money behind his back) The cheat approaches the tree on tiptoe; She twirls her tail and doesn’t take her eyes off Crow (the girl approaches the man flirtatiously and seductively, making movements with her hands along her figure) “bewitching” music should sound... (The man smiles, but also carefully examines the girl) Presenter: And he speaks so sweetly, barely breathing: Girl: “My dear, how beautiful! What a neck, what eyes! (walks around the chair, gently touching the man with his hands) (The man carefully watches the girl so that she doesn’t notice anything...) Girl: Tell stories, really! What feathers! what a sock! (moves the man’s hands up and down, while the man tries to cover the money...) And, truly, there must be an angelic voice! (runs his hands along the lower part of the man’s torso) (The man is happy...) Girl: Sing, little light, don’t be ashamed! (Gently pulls the man from the chair and with his hands begins to hug himself in the area of ​​the chest, hips, trying to discreetly count the money in the man’s hand) (The man resists, but not very much...) What if, sister, With such beauty (The girl says these words while looking passionately in a man's face and, unnoticed by him, runs his hand over a wad of money) and you are a master at singing!!! (bites into the man’s lips - imitation of a LONG kiss, standing with his back to the viewer) (The man stands dumbfounded and stunned) Presenter: The Prophet’s head was turned with praise, The breath stole from his goiter from joy, (The man cannot believe in his happiness, looks at the girl dumbfounded , with hope and full of strength for love...) And in response to Lisitsyn’s friendly words, the Crow croaked at the top of her crow’s throat: (The man runs up to the girl and kisses her lips, the girl plays along and returns the kiss so that the man’s money falls from his hands and crumbles ...) (The man raises his hand to his head (imitation of dizziness) and the exhausted man sits down on a chair with a blissful smile on his face, his eyes are closed) The cheese fell out (The girl at this time picks up the money, hides it in her purse, kisses the exhausted man on the forehead and leaves with a flirtatious gait) There was such a trick with him.

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