Funny birthday greetings with humor

Funny birthday wishes: general, short, in your own words, with humor

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Happy birthday. I wish to be cooler than eggs, I wish to give heat like hot pepper. I also wish you luck in life, lava in your pocket, jazz in your soul, drive in relationships and sewing in your ass for the cool and fun adventures of life.

I congratulate you on your birthday, wish you boundless joy, catch a bird of happiness by the tail, and drink a glass of good luck today.

And also a cheerful life, Noisy and simply fun, Full of colors and adventures, Intoxicating love interests.

I congratulate you on your birthday and I wish from the bottom of my heart that you have “shishi” for a glorious feast!

So that the rubber does not wear out, The yachts sail in silence, So that fortune smiles, So that crucian carp are caught.

The beer was cold, the fur coat was warm, the brain was working with a bang. Where necessary - I lost weight, In the family - more goodness!

I wish you to have an oversized suitcase of health, an oversized bag of love, a huge bag of luck, a backpack of timely good luck, an incredible size knapsack of happiness, a portfolio of fulfilled desires and an ever-pregnant wallet.

Even if you argue over trifles, Call everyone “horseradish”, “kick”, We congratulate you, buddy, Have a wonderful birthday!

Funny birthday greetings with humor for birthday people

Happy birthday and I wish you to rock the seas, have fun on the islands, travel around the countries of your dreams. I also wish you delicacies on the table, and in your hands - big money and opportunities, and of course, happiness and a life that is like cheese in butter.

I wish that WOW! And never OHHO-HO! A little AH! Well, you can WOW! To take your breath away. Of course, to be WOW!! And so that FU is very little. So that sometimes WOW! WOW! - not nonsense, IT CAN’T BE! - this is real, FUCK IT! - let it be virtually. WOW! - so that it surprises more often, WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED! - it wasn’t enough. And if desired, EGE-GEY! And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you to be smarter than anyone in the world, And to captivate the opposite sex with your beauty, To shine with all sorts of skills, To laugh, and never to lose heart.

And also to reflect in the mirror, It’s stupid not to smile sometimes, Drink less blood, Learn to love sincerely.

The sun shines into my right eye, lifting my spirits. I came to congratulate you on a beautiful day - your birthday.

To wish warmth to the soul, strength to the legs, strength to the mind - granite, so that life is bright and fruitful with luck.

Everything is possible on your birthday - Without any “no” or “but”: A crocodile on a helicopter With a kilogram of popsicle He will fly in, congratulate you, loudly On an accordion he will sing: “Happy Day, my dear!” And he will give you a huge cake!

No, today I won’t tell you banal wishes, but I’ll take it and cast a super spell on you:

Let your chest not hang like a rag! And cellulite, go to the forest! And you, work, should never be a cause of stress!

Let the arrow of the scale be on the number you want, Even though you allow yourself delicious food all the time!

And may the one who got your heart be with you. May he always understand you and let your soul warm!

Happy birthday. I wish you not to retreat backwards, but to make your way to success like a deft shrimp. And may there be no clown fish or evil sharks in the ocean of your life, may you be carried along the current of happiness and not carried into dark gorges, may no one dare to stir up trouble in the waters off your shores. I wish not to become a grilled chicken when the sun is hot and not to turn into an icicle when it’s frosty outside.

Today may your ears not stretch to the level of a donkey's, May all the cuckoos become hoarse, Measuring long years.

Let a wave of luck cover your head by chance, bringing success with it and millions. Happy Birthday!

I wish you pestilence and devastation, You receive summonses to court, Fire, all sorts of bad things... Successfully AVOID in life!

I wish you never to lose faithful, devoted friends who are ready to instantly help in any situation, beloved and loving parents who support and forgive everything, an adored person who is always nearby and ready to share the joys and failures of life.

Cool congratulations in prose

Everyone is tired of the banal, boring, template and dull congratulations that we hear from year to year. It is best to wish happy birthday in your own words, short and most importantly funny. A funny birthday greeting will definitely go unnoticed, delighting the cheater or birthday girl.

Today we'll need a flamethrower to light all your candles on the cake! Congratulations!
I was watching Jurassic Park and remembered that today is your birthday! Happy holiday, my ancient reptile!
Have a great birthday! May you have the energy and vigor of a two-year-old, not his number of teeth and hair.
I will never send one of those ridiculous cards making fun of your age. I know how old people are sensitive to this. Congratulations!
There is no need to be ashamed of aging, because antiques are increasing in price! Please accept my heartiest congratulations on your birthday.
Once every many years, people are born with such potential, beauty and intelligence. Today one of these people wants to wish you a happy birthday!
Now you can light the candles. Don't worry, I warned the firefighters.
On your birthday I wanted to give you something that reminded you of your youth, but I couldn’t find any dinosaur bones.
Happy Birthday! I hope that you cancel it the same way you came into this world: screaming and naked.
You haven’t gotten older, you’ve simply gotten closer to free travel on public transport.
Congratulations! I wish you to get everything in life as easily as you get fat.
Today you can forget about sobriety. Congratulations! Although you didn’t remember her.
When you get older, two things happen: your memory gets worse, and... I forgot.
We can celebrate your holiday at the zoo, although there is a danger that they won’t let you in again. Happy birthday!
I would like to remind you that there is an emergency kit in your first aid kit if you have an attack while blowing out the candles! Happy Birthday!
Do you think you're old? No, you are not old, because that’s what you were that year. And in this you are already ancient. Happy birthday, junk!
Another birthday? Do you need a bigger cake or smaller candles?
To show that we are not so old, I want to congratulate you using the hashtags: #happybirthday #drinking #vodka #pensioner
Do you remember that they used to say that the older you are, the wiser you are? I thought it was true until I met you. Kidding. Congratulations!
I tried to write a funny birthday greeting, but I can't understand why we celebrate your 17th birthday 20 times in a row?
Congratulations to the one who remembers who Yuri Shatunov, Hands Up and Ivanushki International are.
If you look back at the past, you will realize that now what you need most is glasses and a blood pressure monitor.
Finally, you are an adult and can officially do everything that you have already done since your youth.
You are already close to the fact that they will start giving up your seat on the bus. Happy birthday!
You have reached the age when every compliment is accompanied by the words “for your age.”
You were always a bad guy (girl), but your charming smile helped you get out of it. Happy birthday!
You are one of those who make people happy. Everyone around you is glad that they are not as old as you. Please accept my heartfelt congratulations.
Now you're an adult, you can pretend that you understand everything in life.
I tried to come up with a funny birthday greeting, but I was afraid for your already poor health. Congratulations!
As the younger one, I want to remind you on your birthday that you are still older than me! 105. When I looked at your date of birth, I almost fainted. Happy birthday, my ancient, ancient friend (girlfriend).
Some will congratulate you and say that you are still young. Let me tell you that they are huge liars, liars and liars.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without social media reminders.
Happy birthday to someone who becomes more valuable and better with age. Oh, it's wine, and you're just getting old. Congratulations.
You're still young. Would you allow me to lie like that on your birthday?
Today everything is officially in the past for you. Goodbye youth. Happy birthday!
I came to look you in the eyes and admit that I'm only here for the booze and cake.
There is something about you that makes you stand out from others. Yes, that's your age.
I always give the same amount as they gave me for my birthday. Nothing for you!
I found out today that you are not 40 years old, but only 18. It’s strange, because you look 40!

Festive funny words with humor on your birthday

Congratulating you on your birthday, We wish you from the bottom of our hearts, Don’t extinguish the fire in yourself And live the same way, without burning out. To be successful, to be healthy, to meet good people more often, and to find happiness in the harsh glades of life...

Happy Birthday. I wish that your life is not a meat grinder and does not make mince out of you, that it is not a juicer and does not squeeze all the juices out of you, but that life is a huge shaker that will prepare for you an excellent cocktail of love every day, happiness and coolness.

Birthday is a day of fun, so let's cheer you up! We will put “happiness” in the dishes, We will offer everyone a drink of “love”, Afterwards we will congratulate and open gifts! And, the gifts are not simple, They have golden wrappers, And, the filling is like “honey”... So, let it be every year, Let fun always reign, Stimulus for life, mood!

I wish you not to drown in the sea of happiness, To escape from attention, simply fall asleep, Enjoy the fun, drink the wine in full, So that tomorrow you don’t have a headache.

Remember your birthday, hear congratulations, enjoy the fun, and not look for dubious adventures.

What is a birthday? These are jokes, songs, and fun, This is a cake, candles and gifts, And glasses filled to the brim. On your holiday we wish you a lot of happiness, The doors are bolted for bad weather, You register good luck with yourself, Do not spare her personal housing.

Congratulations on your birthday and according to the list of blessings we wish: So that you get into the Duma! To become a new Russian!

Outdid Gates Beal, celebrated a dacha in the Maldives! Let Paris Hilton fall in love and fall at your feet!

I was lucky enough to be friends with you, So let us always be friends, May you be smarter, stronger, richer, And maybe more loyal sometimes.

Let neither women nor money ever be able to shake this union. With you I believe in the joy of the future, With you I’m not even afraid of the devil.

Happy Birthday to You! Happy birthday to you! Let dances and songs come to your home, bringing crazy fun! The guests are “drunk”, all covered in lipstick, cake and champagne! What could be more beautiful! Come on, have a blast! Let your soul rejoice, laugh and cry with inspiration! You were born, what could be more beautiful!!

Life without sadness! Laughter for no reason! Lots of fun! Easy hangover! Endless happiness! And eternal health!

I’ll give you a chamomile on this birthday, so that you pluck one petal at a time and throw it to the wind, and don’t waste your money, wasting it, For the holiday, let the guests bring everything edible.

And you enjoy the intoxicated speeches, Smile at everyone, don’t waste your energy, They will come in handy for dancing, Sometimes it’s so hard to stand on the table.

Cool and funny congratulations in verse

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FOR A GIRL / WOMAN / FRIEND FOR A GUY / MAN / FRIEND HURRY FRIDAY

Cheerful congratulations in verses with humor always evoke joy and positive emotions. However, when choosing a cool congratulation, you need to understand that it must be appropriate for the recipient.

Not all humorous wishes may suit one or another person. It’s one thing to congratulate a friend, a close friend, another thing is to congratulate a work colleague, boss or elderly relative.

Humor is a delicate matter; for a close person it can be sharper; for a friend, a light, humorous tone is sufficient. And most importantly, wishes should reflect the dreams and goals of the birthday boy (birthday girl), and they differ depending on age and social status. So that you can hit the mark, right on the mark, and cause a real smile and laughter, choose that cheerful congratulatory verse that is suitable exactly for the person for whom it is intended.

Woman/girl/friend

I wish you to live positively. Less work, more energy. Let your husband wash the floor in the apartment. Where he left his legacy. The children clean up the toys, the cat cleans his own toilet. And you take care of yourself and go out into the world looking beautiful. ©

Happy birthday, congratulations! Hugs and WISHES! Positive, cheerful, and LUCK in any business! Smile, don’t get sick, and don’t grow old in your soul! Live to the fullest, renovate the “cell”, grow gardens at the dacha, don’t be sad about nonsense, Be a queen in life and boldly kick all the “bastards”. To love and be loved, but most importantly, HAPPY! I love you, dear! You are beautiful dear! Let today begin your countdown to a better life! After all, Moscow (or any other city) doesn’t believe in tears! Open any door with your feet! ©

You are beautiful, you are priceless, everyone around you forgets. Take it on your birthday, stop doing everything suddenly. Let them wash the dishes themselves, let them cook the soup themselves, and carry grocery bags from the store. They do their homework themselves, hang their laundry themselves, wash, iron, clean, cut, pay at the cash desk for housing. You are beautiful, you are priceless, may your whole family carry you in their arms on your birthday and forever! ©

More cool congratulations in verse to a woman...

To a man/boyfriend/friend

So that things can be argued, the wife does not argue. She would listen to you in everything, immediately. Income so that it triples and all plans come together. And the holiday - birthday Was full of pleasure! ©

Happy birthday, congratulations! I announce my wishes: I wish you with friends, fun, fun, In bed with your beloved, carnal pleasures. Money so that the chickens could not peck, All plans came true, and the enemies were killed. ©

I congratulate you! I wish you in a friendly way: Let your health be like that of an elephant, So that you don’t have a headache. To live vigorously and not to know problems, from the word - at all and completely. ©

More cool congratulations in verse to a man...

Funny birthday greetings in verse always sound fun and festive; they are especially relevant at friendly feasts, pleasant on cards and in messages. Just copy, print or send SMS the poem you like.

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