SKETCH FOR ANNIVERSARY - VISIT OF PRECINCT GOLPUPENKO FOR ANNIVERSARY
District police officer Golopupenko’s anniversary visit
Characters:
- District captain Golopupenko is a man in a police uniform with a folder.
- Witnesses - 2 people from the guests.
At the height of the holiday, a local police officer appears.
District:
I wish you good health! I will ask everyone to remain in their sitting and standing places! Allow me to introduce myself: Captain Golopupenko, your District Officer!
Yeah, we have a drink and a snack. Where is our citizen here... (surname of the hero of the day)? You? An anonymous complaint has been received against you. Of course, we don’t consider anonymous letters, but the facts presented in it interested me very much, that’s why I’m here. Witnesses, please enter!
(Witnesses enter)
So, citizen...(last name), do you have any idea why we are here? No, not because today is your birthday... Although, if you look at it more broadly, so to speak, then your birthday is also evidence against you. I'll explain!
The letter states that you have an unregistered moonshine, dare I say it, still. Don't have it? Why are there so many bottles on the table? Did you buy it at the store? Where do you get so much money for the store? Everything is clear to me: drive it yourself! Ay-yay, citizen...(last name)! Drive without any permission from the authorities! Illegal business activity! What about the license? What about taxes? And finally the tasting?
What if you have low-quality sugar there, contaminated with bird flu? It's terrible what can happen! What about yeast? What if their expiration date has expired, and you still have them? What? You say your vodka is good? Yes? Witnesses, please begin the identification procedure. Pour to the Witnesses.
(The witnesses are poured, then the district police officer is offered to pour it)
District Officer: I can’t. I'm on duty.
(The witnesses are about to have a drink, but the district police officer stops them)
Wait! How am I going to fill out a protocol about something that I haven’t checked myself? (Sighs) Eh, I’ll have to take the whole burden of identification upon myself... Pour it up!
(Clink glasses with the Witnesses, everyone drinks)
Wow, nice dog! That is... I wanted to say: it’s too strong, you can’t drink too much... (Pauses) But I want to! Witnesses, how are you? Everything is fine? (wagging tongue) Well, thank God! So you say, how are you... (name of the hero of the day)? Is it your birthday today? Oh, what a nice moonshine still you have, (name of the hero of the day!)
It’s just a shame to take it away... I know how pitiful I really am! And kindly... kindly... unforgiving, hiccup.
I will do evil and forget! That's what I am!
Oh, I’m feeling something... Pour me another glass... To make it easier to draw up the protocol... Well, your health! Now you can have a snack. Do you have anything to snack on? Yes, I myself know that there is, you know how we found the way to you? By the smell! You, (name of the hero of the day), work at a meat processing plant?
No? Can't be! It’s all written in my anonymous message! How many liters of moonshine... How many meters of sausage... Which sausage do you prefer?
(The hero of the day answers)
What are you saying? This is my favorite variety! I just haven’t tried it for a long time... My job is crap, you run around like a fool all day, neither have a snack nor a drink... that is, I wanted to say: neither sit down nor rest... Yes, the salary is small, like this glass! By the way, why is it empty?
Witnesses, why were you called here? Pour it up! So, what do we write down in the protocol?
Citizen... (last name) has had a moonshine still since 20..., as a result of which she has distilled... liters of moonshine, consumed... liters, including in the form of medicine... liters, with a surplus... liters, in honor of Police Day... liters, per road... liters.
And also a citizen (surname) since the age of 19... brought into the house... kg (beef, pork, lamb, horse meat, underline as appropriate), including... meters of selected sausage products in the form of sausages, sausages, bacon (underline as appropriate).
As a result of the above actions, over... years,... people were given water,... people were fed.
During the inspection it was established:
1. Citizen... (surname) lives happily, having an unregistered moonshine still, which is what she wishes for everyone.
Explanatory work was carried out with her and a promise was made not to do this again. She said: “I won’t do this anymore, I’ll do it somehow differently!”
2. Citizen... (surname) lives well, having at the moment: meat in the refrigerator... kg, cutlets on the table... kg, salads and marinades... kg, side dishes... kg, other... kg 200 g.
Z. Based on the above, district police officer Golopupenko, in the presence of attesting witnesses, decided to oblige the citizen... (last name):
a) to daily eating of meat products with obligatory treats for household members and everyone who came to visit, including district police officer Golopupenko, since he is also a person;
b) brew moonshine only for internal consumption, including all household members and all those who drop by for a visit, including the local police officer Golopupenko, since who among us is without sin?
Number, signatures of witnesses.
Well, (name of the hero of the day), the formalities are over! Now you can continue, pour it! Happy anniversary to you, (name of the hero of the day)!
Short and funny wedding scenes about newlyweds
A holiday where young people always get the most attention, it’s appropriate to highlight it with a few funny scenes with guests in the form of cool situations. And this does not require the participation of professional actors. We are pleased to present you small funny wedding scenes with a touch of romance. They perfectly diversify ready-made wedding scenarios.
Pantomime dating
The host (or the most artistic guest) invites guests to reflect on where and how the newly-made spouses met. Guests are given several attempts, after which a version of the meeting of the bride and groom in love is shown in the form of a pantomime.
To the sound of music, the girl sits down on a bench and begins to read a book. A guy appears. When he sees the girl, he pretends to love at first sight. Sitting quietly on the same bench, he does not take his eyes off the girl. The guy shows her signs of attention, but the girl demonstratively does not pay attention to it. The desperate guy takes a break from trying to attract attention and takes out of his pocket... a chocolate bar. Slowly unfolding it, he begins to break off pieces with emphasis, putting them into his mouth. The girl starts looking towards the chocolate bar until the guy sees. He plays along with her, leaving the chocolate unattended, turning away in the other direction. The girl begins to savor the chocolate one piece at a time. The guy sees this and holds out the tile with a smile on his face. After demonstrative indifference, the girl sits closer to the guy and covers their faces with a book. The audience does not see further actions. After a couple of seconds, the book falls down, and the guests see two faces smeared with chocolate. The couple leaves.
Matters of the Heart - a comic scene with elements of dressing up
Three people in white coats with a stretcher, medical and construction tools enter the hall. The stretcher is installed in the form of a screen, covering the bride and groom. From their negotiations, it becomes clear to the guests that preparations are underway for the operation. The action also begins behind the screen. Only thanks to some comments from the doctor (for example, “a scalpel” or “oh, that’s a kidney”) and the characteristic sound of the instruments, the audience understands that the newlyweds are undergoing surgery.
At the end of the action, the doctor comes out to the guests, holding two halves of a cardboard heart in his hands. Explains that one half is the groom’s heart, the other half is the bride’s. From now on they will have to become one flesh. By adding both halves, the inscription is obtained: “One flesh forever.” Not sure what to do about it, the doctor orders the heart to be sewn back up. After the operation, the doctor, along with the orderlies, comes out and says that the medical examination is over, and the bride and groom are allowed to get married. “Only their hearts are beating loudly, it’s strange,” the doctor notes, and the whole group in white coats leaves.
Theatrical congratulations on the wedding
Most guests prefer to give money for a wedding, so Svadebka.ws believes that it doesn’t hurt to be creative in this matter. The most unusual way to give money is a fun theatrical scene with themed props that will complement the wedding congratulations script. For this you will need:
- a large box painted to look like an ATM,
- keyboard sticker (or homemade template),
- Bank card,
- bank clothes for the congratulatory person.
It looks interesting when the name of the bank and bank card coincide with the names of the newlyweds, for example, MashaKolya-bank. A guest with a microphone sneaks into a large ATM box. The ATM is brought into the hall, and next to it is a congratulatory person in the uniform of a bank employee who hands the newlyweds a card. Having officially introduced himself, he invites the newlyweds to take advantage of the opportunity and withdraw money. The bride and groom insert their card into the ATM and hear a voice from the box asking them to enter their PIN. Here the scenario can be developed in several ways:
- use the wedding date or other memorable date for the PIN code;
- hold a competition or a series of competitions for newlyweds, as a result of which they will find the correct combination of numbers.
After entering the PIN code correctly, the newlyweds receive their gift. Money can be glued together in one strip so that the ATM dispenses it in one roll.
Short funny scene “Three Weddings”
This funny scene is really short. Four people are needed - two presenters, a “groom” and a “bride”. The presenters describe the weddings, and the “young” perform the named actions. Here are the words of the presenters, they say in turn:
- Dear newlyweds and guests! We were gathered here for a wonderful reason - the wedding of two lovers. Meanwhile, many strive to get married in some unusual way. This is how today's marriage might take place.
- Option one is fast. (Speaks very quickly, the actors are trying to keep up with him.) So, who's next? You? Come on in! Para-raram... In short, it was a wedding march. In the name of the state! By mutual will! Sign your name! Kiss! Have a drink! Dance! Congratulations! Farewell! Next!
- Of course, such a marriage will save the young people time. But, as they say, soon only cats will sign. But there is another option - the orthodox one.
- The servant of God is married to the servant of God according to the will of God... (all this is said mournfully and drawn out).
- This is, of course, a very solemn version, but we will not watch it in full. Some may fall asleep, others may get hungry. Let's take a look at the most original wedding - an African one.
The second presenter portrays a savage, conducting a marriage “rite” over the couple. He makes passes with his hands, jumps, and says “Uh!” with different intonations. The first presenter interrupts him and says: “Here are three marriage options that you could use today. But it’s great that you didn’t become original and got married traditionally.”
The first presenter says: “We hope that you will remember our performance.” The actress continues: “And if you don’t remember, then look at the video - it’s not for nothing that a cameraman was hired.” The actor further says: “And now we just want to tell you “Uh!” That is...” His words are picked up by everyone in chorus: “Advice and love!”
Wedding anniversary scenes
Funny scenes with the participation of guests will help you celebrate your wedding anniversary in a small or wide circle. The Svadebka.ws portal invites you to remind spouses of the birth of their love with the following scene.
Shot of Cupid
It is necessary to create an impromptu bus - arrange chairs. Give the guy in the role of Cupid wings and a bow and arrows. Cupid is sitting in front, a guy is sitting on one of the chairs. The next stop is announced - “Free”. A girl with huge bags appears on the bus and hits the guy with them. The guy gets angry: “Careful!” The girl, in turn, rudely replies: “Actually, you can give me your seat, you see what kind of bags I have.”
Ren loses his temper: “You need to take a taxi with such bags!” He looks out the window and mutters: “What impudence. And because of her stupidity, I have to stand all the way.” The girl accuses the guy of lack of courage. At this moment Cupid shoots at the young people. A romantic melody sounds. The guy looks at the girl differently: “Incredible beauty...”. The girl notes that the guy has enough real masculine qualities. The stop is announced - “Lovers”. The couple gets off the bus together, the guy carries her bags, and the guests loudly shout: “Happiness and love to you.” The scene can be completed with pleasant wishes for the spouses.
An original wedding script will also help make your wedding extraordinary and memorable. Thematic programs are considered more interesting, for example, a pirate wedding. You can add several scenes to it, where guests with the newlyweds can feel like real pirates.
Source: svadebka.ws
25 years from the date of marriage is a significant date that is celebrated among family and friends. To make the holiday interesting and memorable for everyone who is invited to it, think over an entertainment program.
Include in it funny scenes of congratulations on your silver wedding anniversary, which will evoke a lot of positive emotions among the heroes of the occasion and their guests. People of different ages can participate in such miniatures.
Scenes for the 25th wedding anniversary with jokes
A funny scene for the 25th wedding anniversary with the participation of Baba Yaga (a man can play this role) will cause a lot of fun. She appears at the festival with the words: “Oh, my broom, my broom!” Where have you taken me? Well, I got the transport! Is the navigator broken?! Oh, tell me, honest people, the anniversary is not here? Pour me a glass as soon as possible, but more fully, don’t be sorry. Don't look at Yaga, I can still drink!
They pour her a glass, but she looks at it with suspicion and turns to the guests: “What are you drinking here?” (They answer her).
– Why am I interested in this? Let me tell you a secret: years of marriage are reminiscent of popular drinks: champagne is the first anniversary of marriage. You are still young and playful. Beer - three years of marriage. The playfulness remains, but the taste has already changed: it has become more spicy. Rum - five year anniversary; spouses are drawn to adventure. Wine - ten years of marriage; husband and wife become gourmets. Liquor - fifteen years of marriage; you understand all the sweetness of family life. Vodka - twenty years; quite a strong union. Tincture - twenty-fifth anniversary. Your feelings are time-tested and infused over the years.
Then, in this congratulation scene, Baba Yaga raises a toast to the silver wedding anniversary: - Marriage is a good thing, If the marriage is twenty-five. We can safely congratulate you and wish you success. A quarter of a century is cool, It’s not one minute, And not a month, and not a year. May your family stronghold only grow stronger year after year, May love crown it!
“And now, as it should be, I want to give you gifts,” Yaga says in continuation of this scene and takes out the gifts from the basket that he gives to the heroes of the day.
- So as not to suffer from a hangover, I brewed a potion for you from toadstools, toads and snakes. Drink it without fear! (Gives the celebrants a jar of pickles).
- I poked around in the closets and collected some potions. To be strong in love, take a carrot. (Hands carrots to husband).
- Grate it, boil it with milk, then take it more often and invite your wife. ...Oranges help against colds and sore throats. (Gives these fruits).
- But this is jelly made from mold! Haven't you drunk it before? So accept it when the carousel begins in your body! It doesn't taste that good, but it takes away the tremors! (Gives a carton of fruit juice.)
- That’s my whole order for you! Tea, did you have fun? It seems like I told you everything. Well, if there is not enough advice, you write to me, tell me about your problems, knock on Skype in the evening, well, bye, friends, hang in there!
Congratulations for a silver wedding
After this, at the celebration of the 25th wedding anniversary, you can present a skit in which the host will invite the celebrants to answer questions.
Questions for your husband could be:
- How many guests were at your wedding?
- Name your wife's favorite flowers.
- How old is your mother-in-law?
- Questions for the wife:
- Where and when did you meet your husband?
- Name his favorite dish.
- What sports team does he support?
- And so on.
After the spouses answer the questions, the presenter will summarize: - Well, you have successfully passed the recertification. Today we congratulate you on successfully overcoming a difficult distance - twenty-five years. There were many different obstacles on your way: barriers, deep ravines, turbulent rivers and impenetrable jungles.
– But you successfully overcame all obstacles, because such guides as love and mutual understanding led you along this path. You rightfully deserve a silver award. And we wish you the same success in completing the next distance and receiving a gold prize!
Then the heroes of the day are presented with a “Silver Wedding Certificate”.
Presenter: – This certificate is issued to a couple who have lived together for 25 years. During this period, the spouses showed love, respect and care towards each other, and also acquired useful skills: patience, the ability to make concessions and resistance to stressful situations. We consider the silver marriage officially registered.
The “newlyweds” and witnesses put their signatures on this document.
After this, the presenter reads to the celebrants their “main document” - the Family Constitution:
- Spouses are obliged to preserve and protect their family until the end of their days.
- In this unit of society, the wife is the Minister of Finance, Trade, Food Industry, Health and Culture.
- The husband holds the positions of Minister of Internal Affairs, Minister of Electrification, Gas Industry and others.
- The wife has the right to rest, the husband to work.
- Spouses have the right to kiss each other at least once a week.
- Spouses have the right to have from 1 to 15 children. Children are required to know who is their father and who is their mother.
Subject to all points of the constitution, spouses are obliged to celebrate a pearl wedding in 30 years, a ruby wedding in 40 years, and a gold wedding in half a century.
Then, as a continuation of the congratulations sketch at the celebration of the 25th wedding anniversary, the host brings out a bottle of champagne. – The Silver Jubilee is a big date, and our heroes of the day have a golden one ahead of them. And I would really like them to invite us all to the next anniversary. Let them promise us this by swearing on a bottle of “golden” champagne.
The host places a bottle on the table and the couple writes on the label: “We swear to invite everyone present to the golden wedding and uncork this bottle” and sign it. The presenter puts a “stamp” on the painting with a drop of hot chocolate.
And then he turns to the heroes of the occasion: - Dear heroes of the day! You will take this bottle home and keep it for 25 years. Do you commit to not opening it before the golden anniversary? Anniversaries: – We commit!
And the congratulations on the silver wedding anniversary will end with the presentation of funny diplomas, certificates or diplomas to the heroes of the occasion, for example, a certificate to the wife for a thousand kisses from her husband, a certificate to the husband for the right to give gifts to his wife and declare his love every day, etc.
A silver wedding is a wonderful occasion to please your friends or relatives celebrating their anniversary. We hope that they will like the funny scenes for their 25th wedding anniversary, and that this holiday will leave many pleasant memories.
Source: www.prazdniki-na-nosu.com
Sketch Motorist Day
Traditionally, the holiday begins with congratulations to the presenters.
Q1: From those days of creating the world’s first steam cars to now modern ones, a lot of time has passed...
Q2: But the love for cars is eternal, It is not allowed to die, And, of course, endlessly, This star of love will burn!
Q2: We are pleased to welcome everyone to this wonderful event, which today is dedicated to a wonderful holiday, Motorist Day - a professional holiday for road transport workers. Q1: And since our team is directly related to it, we want to start it with the traditional congratulations of our respected superiors.
Q2: Surely everyone knows that motorists are the strongest, most courageous and responsible people in the world, so we invite our pride, our idols, to this stage!
B1: For a solemn congratulation, (director of the organization - full name) is invited to the stage.
Congratulations from the administration
Q1: So we heard so many kind and wonderful words dedicated to our heroes of the occasion. But there are still people, thanks to whom, today the eyes of our employees shine with joy and happiness...
Q2: The work of these invisible front fighters is often unnoticed and thankless...
Q1: But who else would support motorists, who would listen and try to understand the way their wives do?
Q2: Meet us! The choir of wives of road transport workers with their megahit, a song about the most expensive car of this year - the Bugatti Veyron!
Song of motorists' wives (Tina Karol "Nochenka")
1. Do you remember how we met then, my dear? Life with you seemed like a fairy tale to me, This is how it happens...
And then you limited yourself to the garage... How long can you endure it! Tell me, tell me... the truth, the whole truth!
2. My dear! What can I do to make him want to go home? You tell me... The right path, if you can, just point it out, So that I know!
And why did you limit yourself to the garage... How long can you endure it! Tell me, tell me... the truth, the whole truth!
3 Look how much you lose, When you disappear in the garage. You will lose a lot of happiness, If you deprive me!
Chorus: Sometimes I want the magic to be within reach, And I would become dear to you, Like a Bugatti Veyron,
And so that you yourself understand, That you just got Pur Sang My cladding, my dear, I would make a cool tuning!
Q1: This is the song dedicated to their husbands by the fair sex, who were lucky enough to share their loved ones with cars...
Q2: Yes, the garage theme is eternal... But what’s interesting is that women are also often passionate about cars, no less than the men themselves. You just have to get them interested...
V1: Really! I do not believe!
Q2: And it’s completely in vain, because I think our next competition will be a confirmation of my words for you.
Q1: we invite charming ladies to the stage...And our strong and all-knowing men will support them!
Competition "Wives in the Garage"
The competition requires two teams of women, who should be given equal tasks. Each team is provided with a box containing relatively small parts (rear view mirror, bearing, motorcycle shock absorber, air filter, thermostat) that need to be identified and told what it is and what this part is intended for. You can also use the support of men from the audience, but a limited number of times. In addition, ladies may be asked questions:
1) What is the name of the road sign based on the picture (several simple warning signs, for example, “slippery road”, “falling stones” and “low-flying aircraft”);
2) What car did Frank Martin not have in the Transporter trilogy: BMW, Audi 8 or +Chery?
3) Who is a pedestal translated from motorist slang? (traffic police inspector on duty)
4) What was the first car of the famous racer Kimi Raikkonen: Subaru, Volga or +Lada?
5) Who doesn't need a license to drive a car: the President of the USA, +the Queen of Great Britain or the Pope?
6) The popular TV show Top Gear, dedicated to cars, first aired in 1977, 2000 or 2005?
Q1: Yes, better than I expected. But still... Q2: nothing, nothing! Everything is much worse when men try to deal with women's things...
Q1: Imagine: a traffic police inspector is trying to sort out the documents of a cute traffic rule violator...
Q2: But first, you need to find these documents...
Scene “The Blonde and the Law”
Blonde (bright, in 15-centimeter heels) Traffic cop (a man of non-athletic build in full bloom)
G: Well, citizen, we’re violating, we’re violating... Tell us how it happened that you were driving... or rather, flying at a speed of 180 km/hour?
B: Well... you see, I have my favorite sandals...
G: (angrily) I’m not asking you about sandals! Show your rights, please!
The blonde begins to rummage through her huge purse, and the traffic cop stomps frantically with impatience.
B: You know, I can’t find anything here, maybe you can help me?
The traffic cop takes the bag and starts turning everything upside down.
G: (bewildered) How much is there...! (grabs his head)
B: Lipsticks No. 315, 210, 61, 70 and 113... Nail polishes No. 47, 23, 55, 12, 18 (long list of numbers)
G: (shocked) What’s not here?!
B: Ah, what’s not here? Lipsticks No. 11, 346, 230...Nail polishes No....(long list again)
G: What is this?
B: This is a facial toner...
G: Why does it smell like alcohol? (suspicious) Do you use it? Come on, breathe!
The blonde breathes on him (spits like a cat)
The traffic cop takes out a can of hairspray.
G: What is this, hairspray?
B: (calmly) Yes, but it can also be a means of protection from a rapist...
G: (takes out nunchucks) What is this? B: Magic wands... from rapists...
G: Do you have permission?
B: I don’t have...Bori has! But Bora no longer needs them, and he gave them to me...
G: (takes out a condom) Why isn’t this in the medicine cabinet?
B: This is also from the rapist...
G: (looks into the bag with big eyes) What is this? What's this?
B: Is this also from the rapist? To make him scared...
G: Yes, you are a dangerous woman, as I can see!
B: Otherwise!
G: What is this? (takes out an eyelash curler from her purse)
B: And this is such a cutie from Shu Uemura, it curls your eyelashes... Would you like me to curl your eyelashes too?
The blonde tries to take the tongs from the traffic cop, but he timidly moves away...
G: You say you're crazy, but it looks like a lip roller. It would be very useful to our wonderful bosses...
The traffic cop takes glue out of his purse - the moment is in a plastic bag.
G: What else is this?
B: Glue moment...
G: I see what it is! Do you use it?
B: Yes, God bless you!.. (irritated) I glue the heel on my favorite sandals. My foot is glued to the gas pedal...
The traffic cop looks sternly at the blonde from under his eyebrows. The blonde's cell phone is ringing (“Everything for you” by Stas Mikhailov)
B: Borusichek! Don’t be angry, little badger, your guys just stopped me... Yeah, we’re having a little fun...
The traffic cop's face changes. His knees begin to shake.
B: Yes, Borusichek, of course, I’ll pass the pipe now! Well, that's it, smack-smack...
G: (takes the mobile phone from the blonde) Yes! I wish you good health, Boris Lvovich! Of course, Boris Lvovich! That's right, Boris Lvovich!
The blonde takes the phone, and the traffic cop salutes her. B: (blows the dust off his shoulder straps and pats him on the shoulder) At ease, at ease...
B: (barely lifts his foot off the floor and speaks as if to himself) Exactly! How did I not guess? You need to glue the second one to the pedal, then you can brake in time...
(Pollen "Two Loves" chorus)
Q1: Yes, there are some interesting road users...
Q2: This is why it is important to study, study and study again! Speaking of studying... Let's remember those glorious days we spent at the driving school!
Q1: You must agree that many of us were pleased to feel like a schoolboy at a desk again, at least for a while, right?
Q2: But we are not talking about theory, but about the harsh everyday life of driving school exams...
Competition "Snake"
It is necessary to assemble two large (about 10-15 people) teams, each of which must be headed by a helmsman (male). Players are asked to stand behind each other to form a line, and grab onto the person in front. In this position, the team must maneuver to the music between glasses of water placed on the floor, just as driving school students do while working on traffic at the training ground. The team that reaches the finish line earlier and with fewer losses receives a prize.
Q1: On this gloomy, bad day, we all gathered together, To summarize in detail, What did the motorist do!
Q2: He devoted himself entirely to his work, Even if it was icy metal, But his tenderness and care were preserved by any detail!
Q1: It’s not gasoline alone that sets cars in motion, but the power of inspiration that drives any of them!
Q2: For all the strivings for perfection In acceleration, speed, driving, We will raise our glasses together, Let them chime everywhere
It's going to be loud today! Q1: And we want to wish you, Car enthusiasts, great Love and happiness - you never know troubles!
