Funny fairy tales in a new way for adults in verse

A new tale about a fisherman and a fish

Once upon a time there was a farmstead on the shore of the cold blue sea. A slanted hut with straw on the roof. The fence fell, the gate fell, a lame cart in a wretched barn. The glass is about to fall out of the window, Of all the animals - a dog and a cat.

The reason is clear: it is not easy for an old man and an old woman to cope with everyday devastation. Since they did not live in Sochi, they did not rent out rooms to holidaymakers. The old men were long forgotten by the grandchildren, and the old man did not print counterfeit money. And their life was hard and miserable. It’s just happiness that the sea is nearby. The old man is not lazy, and the net was preserved, and at that time there was plenty of fish to be caught.

One day the old man went, as usual, to the cold sea for fish. He threw the net into the whitish waves and sat down on the shore waiting for the catch. Having forgotten himself, he stared at the pockmarked sky, and fell asleep to the hiss of the surf... The old man woke up from the buzzing and howling - wave after wave was rushing to the shore. The old man grabbed the net as hard as he could, dragging a heavy burden out of the sea.

He got a rich catch in the net. And suddenly, from the radiance, my eyes began to shiver. The old man took a closer look, and his legs began to feel unsteady: what he saw in the nets was an unusual fish. Her scales are like a thousand sparkles, and her thimble-sized crown sparkles with gold. And the old man realized, hiccupping with excitement, that the Queen of the Sea had fallen into the net!

While the old man was recovering from his excitement, a girl’s voice came from the net: Listen, fisherman, through the fault of providence, today I became your captive. And, as befits the royal rank, I will not stand behind it at any cost. Ask for a reward worthy of the Queen, ask for rubies, diamonds and gold.

After thinking for a minute, the old man replies: of course, your reward is impressive. Who doesn't need amber and diamonds? You can buy a lot with them at once. I don’t need money or gold for nothing. Another reward will warm my soul. I ask you to return the Queen of the Sea in exchange for freedom, for me male strength

The fish felt something jump in its throat: This has never been asked before. Well, a hut, well, a title, well, a yacht in Venice, but to exchange goodness for potency?! - Oh people, oh morals! Where is the world heading? The old man has gone crazy so that I could be a cuttlefish!

She hit the waves with her whole body and drenched the old man from the crown to the toes. And he suddenly feels a change in himself. He can’t believe it – there’s a movement in his pants! Suddenly all the signs of a man became visible. And this is for no externally visible reason. The old man impatiently throws the net and releases all the fish back into the ocean.

What kind of fishing, do flies eat it?! And with a quick gait he rushes towards the old woman. Seeing her husband, the old woman fell - she had not seen anything like this since the wedding. Who doesn't enjoy a lying woman? And my grandfather’s strength grows time after time. He brings his woman to ecstasy.

Truly, the fish did a great job. Forgotten are adversities, illnesses, and sorrows. Spouses indulge in love at night. And in the morning their cheerfulness knows no bounds: the barn is filled with wheat harvest.

Grandfather built a new hut in a week, such a mansion that the king is not worthy. And from now on the woman is a match for him too - in face and soul forty years younger. Like a girl, she manages to get around the house. Sweeps, sews, cooks, washes. The old man now wears a satin caftan and rolls dumplings in sour cream with a fork. He drinks goose and horseradish with wine, and remembers the golden fish with kindness.

Neither the spell of wealth, nor the maximum of power can in any way replace the energy of passion. May you have this powerful force, and may it inspire you forever.

Fairy tales for skits 5th grade

A play in verse for a school theater.

Not far, not close, not high, not low, And this was in the thirtieth kingdom, the thirtieth state.

Every year our school hosts the “Minute of Fame” competition. And for the second year in a row, my second-graders and I are presenting fairy tales at this competition. Last year it was “Turnip in a New Way,” the script of which has already been posted on this site. This year we staged Teremok. The story time is 10 minutes.

Characters: Storyteller; Assistant; Hooligan Monkey; Golden comb cockerel; Schoolchildren-robbers; Hero students; Snowball ballerinas.

During the lesson, children are offered an exciting activity - to answer the questions: Why did the grandfather and grandmother fail to break the golden egg, but a mouse running by easily does it? Who were those valiant hunters who freed Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood? And why did the Frog turn into Beauty? And also try to compose funny limericks yourself.

We present the fairy tale by N.G. Kopeikina. from the series “New Year's Tales According to the Signs of the Eastern Calendar”, that is, one of twelve. It, like the rest of the tales in this series, is intended for a wide range of readers. All the fairy tales of the named cycle are united not only by names corresponding to the twelve signs of the eastern calendar, but also by content: in all the fairy tales the Fox, and in some of them also Baba Yaga, are trying to make the coming year called their year. Through the heroes of these funny fairy tales, having “humanized” the fairy-tale animal characters, that is, by giving them human character traits, the author ridicules human vices and praises virtue. Each of these fairy tales has a good ending and ends with good wishes and parting words from the character whose year is coming, and, of course, good wishes from Santa Claus.

Children line up in the barre. In the middle there is a house, which is depicted using a detail - a shawl. In the center stands a kind Mistress with a basket covered with a towel.

Due to the fact that the presented work is a series of dialogues, its writing style is close to the common people, and the language is similar to everyday conversation. For ease of perception of the text, other words are written in transcription, that is, in the form they should be spoken.

This book is recommended not only for reading, but also for using its materials for theatrical productions in studios, schools, family and corporate events.

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"Near Lukomorye there is a green oak"

Near Lukomorye there was a green oak tree and there was a chain on that oak tree, not gold, but black, but everything went to scrap metal. And they say that the learned Cat once walked along a chain, and brought the Mermaid to tears with his anecdotes.

So the legends don’t lie, there was a Rusalka, without lying. But sit still - while you’re on the branches, she died without a drink. There, on unknown paths, there are no animals. The hut is there, on chicken legs, without frames, without glass, without doors.

There are men coming out of the waters, everyone says that there are thirty-three, Well, they beat the locals and roam around, then they drink until dawn. Yaga caught a cold in the hut and gave her soul to God. The Princess and the Wolf got married, and with him went somewhere into the forest.

There’s only one Kashchei left, he’s wasting away somewhere over gold. Or maybe he died a long time ago, I noticed, there’s a smell of something there. After all, I was there, I drank beer, I saw an oak tree, well, bullshit, But why, a sad aftertaste, remained in my soul?

Sketch for March 8

Three boys are sitting at their desks on stage: Sasha, Vanya and Petya. Another one is walking around the board - this is Lesha. Lessons are over, but the guys are thinking about what to give the girls on March 8th.

Lesha (takes chalk): So, gentlemen, let's decide on the budget! How much money do we have?

Vanya (sits on the desk): Well, I don’t know. Let's say one hundred rubles per person.

Sasha (adjusts his glasses): There are 14 of us, so that turns out to be 1,400 rubles for gifts.

Lesha writes down the numbers.

Petya (takes out an apple from his backpack): Just let’s not do it like last year. We gave them cups, and on May 9 they gave them to us!

Vanya : But they printed our names.

Lesha : Don't get distracted! We need to figure it out quickly. We have 15 girls waiting for gifts!

Petya : No, Lesh, 14 girls and Svetka.

Vanya laughs with Petya at the joke.

Sasha : I advise you to do it the old fashioned way...

Lesha (interrupts Sasha): Wait, I have an idea! Let's buy a hamster for our class! Girls love pets.

Petya : Yeah, but not Svetka. Remember, she is allergic to wool.

Lesha : Exactly... Then a bald hamster! (writes on the board)

Vanya (closes his eyes): Well, I also have ideas. For example, napkins...

"Three maidens by the window…"

Three girls under the window were daydreaming in the evening: How to lure a man, marry him as soon as possible, So that he lives alone with his wife and does not go around with women. If only I were a queen, says the younger sister,

If only I were not too lazy to please my husband both night and day. No cekca - no marriage, that’s where the dog is buried. I've already watched a bunch of films about this matter. I’ll kiss my husband like that, he won’t look at anyone else.

If only I were a queen, echoes the middle sister, I would dress my husband in Versace and Cardin. He would be a different example, the most stylish gentleman. He would never leave the pages of newspapers and magazines.

Slava Zaitsev would even sew T-shirts for him from chinchillas. The best-dressed husband is the success of a marriage! Sisters, what kind of nonsense is this?! - the eldest shouts in response, One undresses her husband, and the other dresses him!

We would go on a cruise, at first, to Paris, Saint-Germain and Notre Dame, after Vienna, Amsterdam. The bonds of Hymen will become stronger with each place. Just as the sisters were getting ready to go to bed, their mother returned home.

Our light, mother, tell me and report the whole truth, What should we do with a man so that he doesn’t run to the left? Their mother answered them this way: I didn’t graduate from high school, But having lived for many years, I can give one piece of advice.

So that your dog doesn’t bite, so that the bull doesn’t rush at people, so that the rooster regularly tramples the chickens left and right, so that your ugly goat doesn’t interfere with the neighbor’s garden, so that the household lives amicably, know: you need to feed the cattle!

New "Peasant Children"

One day in the cold winter I came out of the forest - it was severely frosty. I look - a horse slowly rises up the mountain, carrying a cart of gold.

And walking importantly, in decorous calm, a peasant leads the Horse by the bridle. In jeans and studs, in a sheepskin coat, with brass knuckles under his arm, and himself with a fingernail.

Hello, boy! - If only you were walking through the forest... - You’re too formidable, as I can see. Otkel little gold? - From the bank, obviously. Father, do you hear, robs, and I take away.

In the forest, blows to the face were heard. - What, does your father have a big family? - The family is big, but everyone is behind bars. The only people free are my father and me.

-Oh, that's it. What's your name? - Vlas. - How old are you? - The sixth has passed. You should go! - the child shouted in a deep voice. He took out a pistol, and Nekrasov fell.

Scenario of events “In the world of fairy tales” for 5th grade

Author: Kosymova Durdonakhon Kamol kizi.

Presenters

y: Do you like fairy tales? And I love. All people in the world love fairy tales. And this love begins from childhood. Magical, funny and even scary - fairy tales are always interesting. You read, you listen, it takes your breath away.

“A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows.” There is always a lesson in a fairy tale, but the lesson is good, most often it is friendly advice. The fairy tale teaches us to distinguish good from evil, good from bad. Today teams are participating in the marathon...... Greeting the teams.

The facilitator asks questions to the teams. The teams respond. For each correct answer - 1 point.

1. What was the name of the boy whose heart almost turned to ice. (Kai)

2. What was the duckling like before he became a swan? (Ugly)

3. The roundest fairy-tale hero? (Kolobok)