Paraphrases about different things
- 29.10.2018 06.03.2020
Characters:
- The doctor is in a white coat and cap, with a phonendoscope. Both men and women can play. It would be nice if the role was played by a real doctor.
Props:
- “Certificate of health of the hero of the day” - print the text on A-4 sheet, provide it with the anniversary logo and seal. You can decorate it beautifully, laminate it and give it to the hero of the day as a souvenir after the end of the scene.
Host: Dear guests! Today you are all about big connections, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be examined by the most highly qualified doctor, whose appointment…
A doctor in a white coat and cap comes in.
Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination.
The doctor (approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) says:
- 1.Completely healthy.
- 2. Let me hear what’s in your heart? Diagnosis: mild crush!
- 3.Is your heart singing about something... Can I listen to it?
- 4. Young man, say A-A-A. Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It’s okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis.
- 5. Well, dear, what will you please us with? All clear. She is sleeping!
- 6. And you, father, why are you so sad? We write: depression.
- 7. So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
- 8 Who are you, can I listen? Heightened self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
- 9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us. Who are you, what is your last name? Persecution mania..
- 10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten anything today? How do you generally eat?
- 11. Your heart seems to be about to jump out of an overabundance of feelings. Is there something you really want to say? Well done.
12. Your heart, it seems to me, is worried about gifts. What did you give to the hero of the day today? It’s better to listen to the heart, it will tell the truth.
(approaches the hero of the day)
Tell me, the anniversary will end, everyone will go home, and in the evening you will tell your wife alone the words that are on your heart. Can we listen too?
So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis for everyone is clear:
- 1 Chronic jubilism.
- 2 Bottleism.
- 3 Tancelit.
- 4 Overeating.
- 5 Peretostitis.
- 6 Acute drunkenness.
- 7 Hangover syndrome.
- 8 Acute drinking deficiency.
I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry!
Our dear hero of the day also underwent a medical examination! He is issued a “Health Certificate for the hero of the day.”
Our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary, having examined the hero of the day: the ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen, taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestine, they came to the following conclusion: our hero of the day is young! The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a flaw. According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love. And like a glass of urine, it doesn’t hit your head. and on the lower floor, when viewed in the lower room, everything is openwork, everything is in order, just smeared heels. Well, it doesn’t matter - he always runs a lot. And the hero of the day’s tongue is not worn out, there are no unnecessary wrinkles on his face. The brain and digestion are normal, but the reproductive channel is blocked. Well, it doesn’t matter - he always wants sex. And he can physically work until he sweats. We conclude that he does not need treatment. Is it just to relax? And with guests a little at a time, For health, take 100, 125 grams!
Option 2 of the sketch: “Act of medical examination of the hero of the day”
DEAR GUESTS! Now I have received a medical examination certificate for the hero of the day, VALENTINA, by fax via the INTERNET!
In connection with the significant date - the 60th anniversary of the birth of God's servant VALENTINA, specialists of the highest category and professors of the Perm region conducted a thorough medical examination of the hero of the day to check his health and vitality.
As a result of the inspection, it was revealed:
………………………..full text in the paid version……………………………..
DOCTOR'S OPINION:
He will live!
BP: And we, dear, will try to ensure that you live not only happily, but also cheerfully! (raises glass)
I assure you: Secretary of the Commission I.A. Putin
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Doctor
(addressing guests):
Good evening, dear ladies and gentlemen! But by the way, you are all patients for me! So, good evening, patients! I would like to inform you that from today, by order of the Ministry of Tasty and Healthy Food, a medical worker must be present at events of this kind. Are there any objections? Of course, what objections could there be? What if something happens? Will you take responsibility? That's it. So let's begin the medical examination. - For example, do you smoke? Maybe you drink pure alcohol? Well, don’t grin like that, I’ll find something from you anyway, but for now, take a thermometer. - Let's get started with you. So, good, so good, so great. It's great......that I don't have it. - Let's move on. For example, do you love children? So you have nothing against children? You know, it's bad! Sometimes you have to have it. For example, I have! If you are interested, you can come over after the medical examination. And that’s how it happens. One man thought, and a thought was born to him, but the other did not think, and he... had a daughter, and then a son. — By the way, what is the reason for meeting today? Oh, birthday? Why is the birthday boy so pale then?
(to the birthday boy)
How's your appetite? How's the pressure? Pulse? Well, it’s okay, dear, don’t worry. Now I’ll give you some pills, and everything will go away. And appetite, and blood pressure, and pulse... Well. Are you probably tired? Well, it’s okay, an hour and a half lecture won’t hurt you. In the meantime, I will give the birthday boy a personal medical card.
1st doctor:
Medical card Personal medical card No. 1 Last name: First name: Patronymic: Year, month, date of birth:
Council of doctors who came to the anniversary, Having examined the ear, throat, nose, liver, Heart, kidneys, spleen, Eye, intestines and brains, Taking an analysis from melancholy, Taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestines, The width of the openings of all, calculating the metabolism, The conclusion was this: our hero of the day is young.
2nd doctor:
The cardiogram says the heart beats without a defect. According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love. And like urine, it doesn’t go to your head. And even on the lower floor, when examined, everything is in order, only smeared heels. Well, it’s not a problem, we always ran a lot.
4th doctor:
We conclude: does not require treatment. Maybe just relax, maybe go to the seas. Conclusion: we recommend living a long life without getting sick, without taking risks. So that the regime is active, so that he is obsessed with life. May you not be dearer on your centenary!
You save lives like a guardian angel, you are a Medic with a capital M, every connoisseur will say. Let me sincerely congratulate you on your birthday, and wish you a lot of happiness and love, of course.
Let the song of the nightingale flow for you only today, So that everything in your life will be warmed by love. And of course success, fulfillment of desires, a lot of joy, laughter and magical dates.
Male doctor
Happy birthday, Many happy years to you, A good and reliable doctor, You are a wonderful person, May your work be a joy, May your family give you Hope, faith, understanding, And a sea of joy always, We give you congratulations, And happy birthday Congratulations on your birthday!
To the head doctor
You always treat people, You give health to the sick, Even though you are the chief doctor, But today you will rest, After all, it’s your birthday. We congratulate you, Happy birthday, Health to you and many years to come, We wish you to smile more, And may luck always smile on you in life, And may a star illuminate your path, We will give you our congratulations, We congratulate you on your birthday.
Woman doctor
to a woman doctor A serious doctor, but on this day you are a woman, not a flint. We are in awe of you. Hurray for you! Happy birthday!
We congratulate you now, may fate please you. We wish you many good days, a more joyful journey in life.
To the surgeon
Woman doctor
A woman doctor is sacred, She is ready to help, always ready. She will regret, understand and forgive, She will find cystitis, bronchitis, and neuritis. And you, our gold, are a doctor from God, the road of happiness is prepared for you, good luck, luck always and in everything, we give you congratulations as a gift!
Anniversary sketch “Medical card of the hero of the day”
The doctor at the festive table reads out his medical testimony to the hero of the day.
Pulse: beats like a fountain, sometimes impossible to measure.
Blood type: many red cells, they say about these: “blood and milk.”
Heart rhythm: variable, sometimes it beats like a clock, sometimes it freezes, sometimes it breaks out of the chest from stress, anxiety or from an excess of feelings.
Life tone: versatile.
Vision: clearly notices even small details,
Sense of smell: subtly senses where and where the wind is blowing; will determine with an error of 5% who the wife communicated with; the nose reacts only to males.
Illness: for some reason he goes into hibernation after a hearty lunch, a sumptuous dinner and turning on the TV.
Mode: walking, alternating with sitting, and lately, more and more often, lying down.
Medical conclusion: life is just beginning - you need to take everything that was lost, not taken, not received during everyday work.
Sketch “Doctor-Jubileeologist”
Characters: Doctor, two Nurses. Costumes: white coat, cap and glasses for the Doctor; seductive robes for nurses, a suitcase, a stethoscope.
The presenter says that the most important thing for a person at any age is health and that a special gift has been prepared for the hero of the day: elite foreign medical services, right here and now.
The Doctor and Nurses enter.
Doctor (in broken Russian): Gentlemen, how is your health, are there any complaints? I am an anniversary doctor! My specialty is anniversaries and heroes of the day! (Points to the Nurses): And this is my assistant for a particularly emergency!
Doctor (puts on glasses): I need to urgently examine my patient! Girls!
The nurses approach the hero of the day, check his pulse, and say that his pulse is rapid.
Doctor: Ooh, this sign is dangerous! You need to listen to your breathing!
The nurses apply a stethoscope to the hero of the day’s chest and say that his breathing is ragged.
Doctor: Ooh, this is an even more dangerous sign! Measure the temperature of the hero of the day to make a final diagnosis!
The nurses kiss the hero of the day on the forehead and say that the temperature is elevated and there is redness of the facial skin.
Doctor: Now I finally understand everything! This man is completely unwell! The diagnosis is extensive jubilee in acute form. If he doesn't take the medicine urgently, it won't be good!
He takes out a bottle of alcohol from his suitcase.
(To nurses): Girls, pour medicine for the patient! And for other patients for prevention!
Nurses help guests fill their glasses.
Doctor: Just a minute, a minute! This medicine should be taken only with a smile and only after a toast! Be healthy, patient! Let's all be healthy! Happy anniversary!
Doctor for the hero of the day.
This scene requires a man to play the doctor and two women to play the nurses.
A doctor enters the hall with two nurses in short coats. The doctor says: I am a doctor and candidate of medical sciences. And my main task is to follow the hero of the day on his great day. And these are my nurses who will help me cure you and get you back on your feet. And so the girls need to measure the patient’s pulse.
The nurses approach the hero of the day, take his hands and touch the pulse on his wrist.
The doctor says: Oh, your pulse is rapid, we urgently need to listen to your heart.
The girls unbutton the hero of the day’s shirt and put their heads to their chests to listen to the heart.
Doctor: Oh, your heart is beating fast, you need to take your temperature.
The girls gently kiss the hero of the day on the forehead to measure his temperature.
Doctor: Oh, your temperature is rising and something else is rising. You need urgent treatment.
The doctor takes out a bottle of vodka from his suitcase and says to the nurses: Come on, girls, pour the patient some medicine, and pour the same for everyone who came into contact with the patient. And for the medicine to work, you need to say a toast.
The doctor makes a toast in honor of the hero of the day and everyone drinks the medicine.
Source
Medical theme for the anniversary
Here is one number, maybe it will be useful to someone, I did it for my father-in-law’s anniversary, the soundtrack is attached below
Doctors enter. Comrades! calm down, don't panic! No need to be nervous! There is an anniversary epidemic in the city. Therefore, we ask you all to sit down at the tables. The virus is acute, chronic deficiency, and what chronic deficiency is not yet known! The virus is given the name "Alexander50". Treatment options are unknown. Therefore, we will try all methods in medicine. We will not disdain unconventional methods. So first: Let's try to localize the outbreak of the virus. And I will ask the men to fill their glasses with the vaccine of “fun” (vodka) Comrades! I wanted to note that people’s hearts are given for love. And the hands? Hands are given to people for applause. And at this moment I want to note that all the nerve endings are on our palms, and when we applaud, you and I also become healthier. In the next moment, I ask those people who like our Alexander to applaud. I ask for your applause. And now let those who wish him happiness applaud. And now, please applaud only those who are rich. Well, now those who want happiness and wealth, as well as health, applaud. Do you feel any improvement? But this weight must be supported by raising a mixture of fun for our hero of the day.
And now WE will make the diagnoses! We announce a medical examination. Please prepare for the medical examination. Women, as expected, undress to the waist, and men, accordingly, from below the waist. (Just kidding.) We make the diagnosis by listening to your hearts.
Look how everyone is afraid of us, there is no need to be afraid, let us just listen to your hearts. Can we start with you...)
1. heartbeat - —- Well, (nurse’s name), write - you’re healthy!
2. Let me hear what’s in your heart? (the phonogram plays first - then the diagnosis is made) Help me. ———- ——— Diagnosis: slight crush!
3. What is your heart singing about? Can I listen? Don’t rub salt on my wound..——- Write, Tanyusha, that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour for tonight. By the time we dock, the wound will heal on its own.
4. Young man, say A-A-A. What a wonderful day——-
Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It’s okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis.
5. Why do you look so unhappy? It hurts me, it hurts_______________ So, unrequited love.
6. Why are you so pale? The housekeeper made vodka. We re-tasted a little.
7. Who are you, can I listen? (for a man!) I’m a man no matter what. Heightened self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
8. What are we complaining about? And I’m increasingly noticing____________ A typical case of split personality. This even has its advantages.
9. How do you feel? Babble! ……………. Here is a man happy with everything.
10. May I listen to you? What are you unhappy about? (for a woman) Now they’ll get drunk, they’ll start screaming songs. ____________________
Have pity on yourself, you can also get a nervous breakdown!
11. And you, father, why are you so sad? Leave me alone, old lady._________
. 12. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us, who are you? Vodka without beer is a waste of money. Here comes the thrill seeker.
13. Well, why do you look so surprised? What is it that I don’t understand?___________
So, irritability of the 2nd degree.
14. What do you have? I will listen? Always ready! ____________ Wow! What a patriot!
15. So, man, why so violent? I demand that the banquet continue!
Oh, give him 100 grams, otherwise the consequences will be worse.
17. So, the wife (daughter, friend) of our hero of the day is sitting here, your heart just wants to tell him something. Congratulations________________
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I'm hosting a birthday party for a 55-year-old woman. It took me a long time to decide on the topic. The hero of the day worked as a nurse all her life, dreamed only about this in her youth, and entered the medical field. repeatedly. Does massage at home. I offered my daughter a choice of topics; she wanted one with a medical theme. At the reception for the hero of the day. They even bought a robe (for massages) as a gift so that guests could sign on it. This was their initiative even before I proposed the topic. And I’m worried that the anniversary won’t turn into a professional holiday? What do you think about this?
It seems to me that if attention is focused on this, then it is important for the hero of the day. Why not touch on the medical topic. This means that she is proud that she has a professional medical education, her work as a nurse, even though she now earns money by giving massages at home. I redid it and conducted a forum medical examination at the company - it might come in handy (I already posted it at corporate events on February 23rd)
-You can conduct a medical examination of guests.
The girls act as doctors (1. “Chief Doctor”, 2. “Therapist”, 3. “Psychiatrist”, 4. “Ophthalmologist”) - guests play the role of patients.
presenter Friends, now, without leaving the hall, undergo an anniversary medical examination! After all, you all don’t want to go to doctors’ clinics, we know!
Congratulations from Doctor Aibolit
My eye began to squint for some reason. Isn’t it time for us to repeat it? If you give me 100 grams, I’ll give you a massage.
You value your health. Put a hot water bottle to your ear. If you pour me 100 grams, I’ll give it to you.
Do your ears hear well? So pour it quickly. And if you catch a cold while partying, you’ll put the jars on overnight. If you pour me 100 grams, I’ll give it to you.
Clinton has a girlfriend Monica Lewinsky, And our deputies have a medical enema! If you pour me 100 grams, I'll give it to you!
Doctor Aibolit is ready to announce the diagnosis: Our birthday boy is healthy. Let him live with joy!
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Congratulations from Doctor Aibolit
(The nurse takes two syringes out of the suitcase and hands them to the Mice. They, in turn, fill the syringes with juice or lemonade and inject a few drops into the mouth of each guest.) Nurse: And we need a double dose. So that prose fits better onto poetry. (The mice are served by the medical staff, not forgetting about themselves.) Doctor Aibolit: You, grandma, are like God’s dandelion, Always fresh and pretty. Now let's look into our suitcase. To support your image today. For the disease, we will exclude all causes. When will we prescribe these vitamins? (The nurse takes vitamins from the suitcase and hands them to the birthday girl.) May you surprise the whole world with your health. Take this magical elixir from us.
(The nurse hands over the elixir bought at the pharmacy.) I’m sure you’ll dance the hopak. When you get five star cognac. (The mice bring a souvenir inflatable bottle of cognac from another room.) Doctor Aibolit: We make an accurate diagnosis. It's called an anniversary. There was an urgent visit to you. So welcome guests! (Continuation of the feast.)
Dear friends! Today you are visiting central television! The TV company “Pale Vid”, together with the Ministry of Health, presents you with a festive and educational show “I’ll tell you a secret!”, the sponsor of the program is the funniest doctor - Doctor Aibolit! He will now introduce his patients to you! (Dr. Aibolit comes out in a cap and gown and several of his patients, it is desirable that their appearance corresponds to the content of the verse that he will sing)
Comic skit “A nurse’s arrival for a holiday”
Mummers have always been a symbol of a real holiday; fortunately, this tradition of dressing up and entertaining the public on behalf of their character has survived to this day.
And today, costumed congratulations and scenes with dressing up are the most favorite and brightest moments at any celebration: from a small family holiday to a mass festivities. Particularly popular are game moments in which guests dressed as different characters not only congratulate the heroes of the occasion, but also engage in active or table competitions with the guests. We offer one of the options for such entertainment - the comic skit “A nurse comes to the holiday”
Comic scene script
At the height of the holiday, “Nurse” suddenly appears, carrying a bag with a red cross over her shoulder, containing the props necessary for this comic scene.
Nurse (addressing the guests): Hello, my dears! And who feels bad here? I see everyone is fine. And why did they call then? There aren't enough crews in the city, and you're playing games here. Ooo! I see you’re doing well today, but tomorrow it won’t be so good! Tomorrow morning you will line up for an appointment with me. But I won’t be able to receive everyone, the reception time is limited, and there are so many of you. What should we do? Apparently it was not in vain that we came.
Well, first of all, let's not panic. Save your nerve cells. I'll give you some tips on how to get yourself out of a stressful situation. (She approaches the guests one by one and gives advice and comic recipes on how to get rid of problems; each guest she addresses embodies the “doctor’s” recommendation)
