Birthday hero, don’t be sad. You can believe me - I won’t give you sixty, Only thirty-nine!
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Celebrate your birthday, pour some hot tea. It can be hot, so pour some vodka!
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The crisis, I'm sick of the crisis, the telly is buzzing my ears. It's better to sing and dance, celebrate your birthday!
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I stare at the table, As if in a restaurant, There are only delicacies here, Admire for yourself!
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Our birthday girl is just a sight for sore eyes. The skin is peachy, the butt is classy, to everyone’s surprise!
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You are as beautiful as spring, everyone needs you like the sun. Continue to illuminate the path and be happy yourself!
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Today we will drink sweet vodka for you, so that there are no holes in the family boat!
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One day at the end of the week, Mom and Dad were puffing. The night seemed to be a success. After all, Svetlanka was born.
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Years and years pass by, like little streams. Congratulations, and flowers too!
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Don’t judge that we don’t know how to sing beautiful songs. We wheezed ditties, We must feel sorry for the neck!
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Let's celebrate a birthday and dance until you drop. Let's throw a hundred grams each. The hugs will begin.
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There is a piano on the mountain, Golden legs, And our hero of the day has New boots!
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Congratulations, mother, There is no reason to be discouraged! Birthday is for singing and dancing!
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Accept congratulations, sing along to the ditties! Come out, show off your butt, lift your spirits!
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Birthday, 30 years old, We've arrived at the banquet, eat deliciously and drink deliciously, have fun and laugh.
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On your birthday, friend, Make a wish: To have a lot of money - Just a punishment!
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The doctor pulled out stones from the kidneys. Let you have only precious stones.
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We hug Tanya tightly and give her flowers! Happy Birthday to the Beauty Queen!
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The birthday has arrived, the years are flashing by. Only Our birthday girl is not changed.
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Birthday is a wonderful holiday, it happens once a year. I’ll invite Crocodile and Cheburashka to visit you!
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To personally convey greetings from Shainsky, to wish you happiness and health for a hundred years!
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Let them sing a song about a magic helicopter, the one that will bring us “Eskimo” for our birthday!
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Birthday, this is cool, And the thirtieth birthday is just Cool, We quickly fill the glasses, We drink to Natalya now.
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For your birthday I will give you three roses. Let your eyes glow like stars with happiness
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You will fall in love with us, our birthday girl! Oh, the disco is mourning for you in Ibiza!
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It’s Natalya’s anniversary, a hundred friends have come running, In order to have time to say a toast, I have to take a turn.
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Next to this hero of the day, I consider myself to have been born again. As he looks with a passionate gaze, the blood boils in his veins!
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Let your friends not let you down, May they always come to your house for tea, May your grandchildren and children make you happy, And may they give you a gift in an envelope!
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Olivier cooks delicious food and makes dumplings. And if she paints her lips, she will blind all men!
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The Volga river is deep, hitting the shore with waves. Happy Anniversary, You are very dear to us.
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But screw you! It wasn’t like that - the hostess fed me so much that we won’t be able to dance yet, we can only sing ditties!
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We are giving you a set: Cups and plates, Invite us for some tea, dear girl!
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We wish you a bunch of money, just in case. So that there are two thousand in your pocket, Lost there at the bottom.
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So that you don’t look for them, And you can get others in an instant, We’ll also add a couple of million, friend.
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So that the car under the window does not fade, does not rust, With your little man alone, you go to the Seychelles.
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Sunbathe in Bali, don’t worry about work. He won’t disappear anywhere, he’ll wait for you at home.
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On your anniversary, we wish you not to be sad, and that you wear everything from famous couturiers.
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So that a house with three floors, Fate gives you. And there were a lot of kids in it, Sweet candies.
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You are so young, With chiseled forms. And in a crowd of men all lovers walk around!
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Birthday inspires, gives happiness and success. Everyone eats you with their eyes, Men know best.
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Every day early in the morning, eat a banana and an orange, so that there are no wrinkles on your pretty face.
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Let's wish the hero of the day that her work is simpler, and in the summer the holidays are hotter, and stormier than the night.
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So that the husband gives flowers and carries her in his arms. He pleased with surprises and put up with whims.
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Admire her - a gorgeous woman! A couple of extra pounds is not the main thing for her.
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Remember, (Olga), we were at the dance, hiding from the boys. Now let's try to run away from the hubbies!
Birthday ditties - the best selection for a fun holiday
Birthday ditties - the best selection for a fun holiday
Ditties for a birthday - the best selection for a fun holiday:
We are ready to sing ditties, What a fun holiday! You sing along with us too, surprise us with your hearing!
On your birthday, singing ditties is one pleasure, After all, girlfriends were given for that, To howl for us at the same time!
You will have time to go on a diet after your birthday. And today, eat everything without regret!
Celebrate your birthday, pour some hot tea. It can be hot, so pour some vodka!
If it takes you by surprise It’s your birthday again, Then take out a loan quickly, Walk without regret!
It has become dear to us to live, Soon the flippers will stick together... We will come apart, so be it, On this birthday!
The crisis, I'm sick of the crisis, the telly is buzzing my ears. It's better to sing and dance, celebrate your birthday!
I stare at the table, As if in a restaurant, There are only delicacies here, Admire for yourself!
We are giving you a gift, you can open it in the evening. And the ditties will come in handy, You’ll still remember them!
Don’t judge that we don’t know how to sing beautiful songs. We wheezed ditties, We must feel sorry for the neck!
There is a mare on the mountain. There is a harrow under the mountain. Happy Birthday! Pour some more wine!
The steamboat is sailing along the Volga and the motorboat is sailing along the Ob. Happy Birthday and we wish you love!
They invited us all to the restaurant. They celebrated our birthday. We would have celebrated it again. Yes, health is of no use...
I used to celebrate birthdays all day and now I drink mineral water - I received a newsletter
If in the morning you’re a little alive Like a ghost That means it’s cool you celebrated your birthday yesterday!
A plane flies in the sky A boat floats in a pond Along the fence, since my birthday I'm walking tipsy.
The cook makes cutlets The horse makes manure I came for my birthday but didn’t bring a gift!
The fish loves to swim in the sea The cook loves to bake pancakes Let me congratulate you on your wife’s birthday!
Funny, funny greeting ditties for adults for birthdays and anniversaries
Open your ears wide, you won’t be too lazy to listen to us! Let's sing ditties for you about this happy day!
We, friends, have no doubt that ditties should be sung! Once you come for a birthday, there’s no point in sitting in silence!
I don’t know how old you are, And why do I need to know this? There are candles on a huge cake. You can take it and count it!
Steamships, steamships. Oh, you steamboats. Let your years go back now, my friend.
Games, competitions, gifts Not in vain on your birthday! Today is a holiday for you - Red Calendar Day!
Oh, how old we are - We are alive by nature! Why should we look at our passports? We’d better sing songs!
We haven’t eaten for ten days And haven’t drunk for eight, We’ll eat everything at the table, We’ll ask for more!
But screw you! It wasn’t like that - the hostess fed me so much that we won’t be able to dance yet, we can only sing ditties!
The cook makes cutlets, the horse makes manure. I came to a birthday party and didn’t bring a gift!
The phone doesn't stop ringing from calls and SMS. Birthdays raise interest in a person!
Coal is needed to support combustion. And you need friends for drinking at your birthday party!
We came to your birthday to sing and have fun, to cheer you up and forget yourself a little.
Who is closest to the bottle there? Pour it for the birthday girl! We drink to your health, and you drink to your friends!
We were all invited to the restaurant to celebrate our birthday. We would celebrate again, but health is of no use.
I ate and drank, I almost gave birth! I will eat and drink more to repay the gift.
Don’t worry if you can’t eat more on your own on your birthday. Quietly put the jam in your pocket!
Funny ditties for a birthday for an adult company
Funny ditties for a birthday for an adult company
Funny ditties for a birthday for an adult company:
Why are you, guests, sad, hanging your heads? Read these texts - it will immediately become fun!
My native country is wide, There are many fields, seas and rivers in it. I don’t know another country like this... Because I’ve never been anywhere!
I bought laundry soap for a guy to wash. The husband shouted to the whole block, But he didn’t become a housekeeper.
There is a rumor going around the village that my darling loves two. Love, darling, love them, I love three myself.
At the entrance under the balcony there is a strong smell of moonshine. This is the husband returning from fishing to his Natalka.
Don't judge me harshly, I'm not having fun anyway. Because I have two months left before retirement!
on a diet for a whole year ... The doctor can’t hit her with a syringe in her buttock. Behind the hillock, by the stream, lies a nobody's girl. Well, let him lie there, since he doesn’t value himself!
I'm making a date on a cliff near the edge... If my dear one pesters me, I'll teach him to fly!
You’ll run, darling, to drown yourself. Come and say goodbye to me. I'll take you to the river - I'll tell you a deeper place!
In the evening I showed my husband a sex brochure. He couldn’t figure it out. Well, the neighbor helped!
If you want to visit me, go to the station. Check your wife in your luggage and throw away the receipt!
Once on the beach a diver saved a drowning woman, and when he married her, he went and drowned himself.
If only I knew, if only I knew who I should be married to, I would tell my mother-in-law not to plant cabbage at all!
The darling is sitting on the porch with an expression on his face. Expresses the face that sits on the porch.
I bought liquid soap and spent a hundred rubles. My friend thought it was jam, she took it all and gobbled it up.
Everything will be reflected in the ditty: the New Day and the past century. As if in a mirror, a Russian man looks at her.
A cherry tree is blooming in the garden, and a bird cherry tree is next to it. Oh, why did I marry such a blockhead!
Oh, advertising - I won’t save you, They play it in the morning and at lunchtime. They play it in the evening and at night, so you can go crazy - for sure!
Hello, my dear, Russian potatoes! I dug you for three days - Your back is like an accordion!
I compose ditties and sing them for fun. If you like them, then pay a ruble!
We sang ditties for you ninety-nine times! Is it really possible that no one will give us Vodka today?
Happy birthday ditties - funny to lift your spirits
Happy birthday ditties - funny to lift your spirits
Happy birthday ditties - funny to lift your spirits:
Let's start having fun, Let's party, let's party, If we don't get drunk today, Tomorrow we'll come and add more.
It's my birthday today, let's take out the cups. Is it a woman's booze or what, will the boys also grab Al?
Let's celebrate a birthday and dance until you drop. Let's throw a hundred grams each. The hugs will begin.
We had a lot of fun had a blast, we can’t stop it. We need to celebrate drunken holidays more often.
We will gather again, songs, dances, laughter again. Where is the good company? People are the happiest there.
The table was full of food, there was just so much stuff there. What I don’t eat, I’ll bite, I’ll forget about the diet.
A lot of beer, a lot of vodka, a bowl of caviar, a bucket of herring. We can celebrate the birthday for about five days.
They said a toast to health and poured glasses. To prevent colds from sticking, eat lard for a snack.
They sang songs and ditties, Soon the girlfriends will start dancing. It’s cool to celebrate a holiday, We can do it at eighty-five.
The girls danced to the accordion and sang to the guitar. The birthday was celebrated for two whole weeks.
We had a nice walk and celebrated a birthday. I drank too much and passed out. I don’t remember who was born then.
They announced the White Dance, and where can we find the men? Come on, let’s hit the women, pour some white wine into their glasses...
We covered the clearing, emptied the bottles. I drank a liter and went crazy, snoring in the bushes until the morning...
But here is overseas caviar, I eat it straight from the bowl. And we can’t get enough to eat, Oh, delicious, infection.
We started dancing together, We've been dancing for quite some time now. To stop us, we need to pour some vodka.
Funny birthday ditties from guests
Funny birthday ditties from guests
Funny birthday ditties from guests:
In anticipation of the feast, I didn’t eat at home for three days. And while visiting, I ate chicken and jelly, and went crazy over the cakes.
I love to go to visit, I immediately drink to the hostess. And about the owner’s protector, I’ll say: “Very cute bunny.”
Fedot was visiting yesterday, but today Fedot is not the same. Yesterday I got drunk to my heart's content, and now I'm registered in the toilet.
I hug the toilet, There is no better place now. I had to promise not to overeat while visiting.
In the morning, Semyon and Ignat crawled from the guests to the hut. Semyon slapped him in the face, and Ignat too, it seems.
To survive until payday, you have to visit guests. If there isn’t even a sausage at home, let’s go through the list of relatives.
A guest came to see me yesterday, She treated me with all her heart, She’s been eating for 24 hours, she’ll soon burst, Everyone is screaming - bring some grub.
I invited my godfather to visit, I don’t understand what the hell. She instantly devoured all the supplies and has been sharpening her lasses for three hours now.
We will spread the caviar, a thick layer on the sandwich. Didn't fit in your mouth? Away, Vanyatka, open your mouth wider.
I like to visit people, eat jelly and drink vodka. I also love to eat salad. Yes, I even sleep in salad.
The table was bursting with abundance, and by morning the ball was rolling. Oh, I love to eat at a party, I can’t take you away from the table.
There's no better place to sit for about three hours. To all prime ministers and ministers, Wash your bones clean.
Every home has one, you can sit in it with a group of people. There's a tap with water, food and gas. Let's have a snack now.
It doesn’t matter that there’s not enough space, there’s the wife already kneading the dough. The tea is boiling, the pie is coming, the matchmaker doesn’t take his eyes off the oven
We sat in the kitchenette, slurped cabbage soup and ate porridge. The mother-in-law will tell everyone at home all the gossip, from the whole region.
Oh, I love visiting my neighbor for a kitchen chat. If we drink too much, we’ll fight, if we don’t see eye to eye.
We were sitting in the kitchenette , having an intimate chat. They ate a whole bowl of dumplings, and three liters of port wine.
We sat in the kitchenette, buzzing about politics. And Fedot said, “Guys, yes, we are smarter than the deputies.”
My friend and I were sitting in the kitchenette and drinking vodka. Another hour with some cognac, and then off to the zhinkas on the side.
We talked about everything, washed the wives' bones. We could chat for another hour, Yes, we've run out of vodka.
We sat in the kitchenette, drank vodka and ate lard. The important thing here is not even to devour, but to have a heart-to-heart talk.
Comic birthday ditties to entertain guests
Comic birthday ditties to entertain guests
Comic birthday ditties to entertain guests:
They say that the bulba was eaten by Colorado beetles. We can do without the bulba, If only there were men!
My dear tyr-tyr-tyr, rides on “Tyr-tyr”. When I hear: “Tyr, tyr, tyr” - my heart breaks!
I miss my darling - I drink a cup of tea. And when he’s bored, the bastard whips out moonshine.
Ivan stepped on a toad, stamped on it with his left boot... But he could have brought such a woman into the house, you idiot!
I have no doubt that science has advanced I'm in bed with a LAPTOP Embracing the INTERNET!
The planet is struggling with a crisis, But please keep in mind - This is the best diet for all of us to lose weight.
There is fog outside - Zero visibility, A man lies under the mountain - Russian real estate.
My mother beat and beat me, That I came late, So as not to wake up my mother - I’ll come in the morning!
Behind the chimney on the stove I was thinking about the saints. Grandfather bent his paws on grandma, They are sinners.
I just went out onto the porch and became a witness. My rooster pressed someone else's hen to the rubble.
I was visiting my mother-in-law. I ate mushrooms to celebrate. And with a smile on his lips he sat in the bushes all day.
Across the river on a slope Milka is cutting pegs. Her skirt is short, the sun is burning on her ass.
If you want to meet, come to the hillock. Grab a loaf of bread and a pot of potatoes.
How glad godfather is to godfather, He led her into the grapes. I kissed my godfather there and didn’t say a word to anyone.
Happy birthday ditties for an unforgettable holiday
Happy birthday ditties for an unforgettable holiday
Happy birthday ditties for an unforgettable holiday:
We are here to congratulate you on your birthday! Let's mix up the toasts with jokes and sit peacefully!!!
Don’t think that tomorrow your head will be buzzing, but leave a hundred grams for breakfast so that you don’t get sick in the morning!
We wish you long life and hug you in absentia! Let luck call you forward without hesitation.
How does your age suit you? It just became even better! You are an example to imitate and to hit!
No matter how much it comes - You are being good to spite everyone! Continue your bright flight, Accept the gifts of fate.
Perk up your tender ears, Let's sing ditties for you! We wish you everything you want, Joy from morning to night!
For this birthday, we have prepared ditties: To lift your spirits, we will amuse your ears!
You're only growing a year older, but in reality you're getting younger. Apparently you know the secret, How to rewind the period of years!
May the years spare you and never torment you! You are still getting better, Apparently you have a secret.
On your birthday we wish you what your soul enjoys, Fulfill without delay. Life is generous and good!
Today you are the most important, you are having your best day. May it last all year and you will not need anything!
personal and overall happiness . And excellent success in whatever your heart desires!
Cool congratulations on your 70th anniversary
I wish you health so that your supply does not run out, and your mind is always clear and bright. All grandchildren, great-grandchildren and children are proclaiming a toast to you!
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A lot has been done in seven decades, and I would like a lot more. Be on time. Enjoy life, Rush to where the sun is hot.
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Where the herbs smell of a delicate aroma, And rare birds trill. Where with your other half next to you Tired, sit down under the spruce.
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We congratulate you on your seventieth birthday, We wish you good health, long years, And let the smile hide in the wrinkles, May the light shine from a good heart.
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You have traveled many roads from creation to completion. And then the seventieth birthday appeared on the threshold.
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A leapfrog of events rushed, threads of facts were woven into fate. Everyone always needed you, You strived to be at the center of events.
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We are accustomed to working without sparing ourselves, to work without sparing. Relatives and friends send you greetings in verse in honor of your anniversary.
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With all our hearts, with great excitement, with which, without finding words, we congratulate you on your birthday, happy 70th anniversary!
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We wish you to be “on horseback”: Up to a hundred years, and maybe more. Let your wife help you with this. Because if your husband is happy and not sick, you are not a small thing. It is important. You haven't betrayed a woman all these years, that's for sure. He helped her with the housework, and there was a strong family union!
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Your anniversary is not yet years, And 70 is not yet a century. There were adversities in life, There was both youth and dawn. It’s still too early to look back, The road is still far away, And youth, as if out of a fog, Sometimes flashes from afar!
Ditties for a woman's birthday
Ditties for a woman's birthday
Ditties for a woman's birthday:
Birthday, let's face it, is a wonderful holiday, That's why we diligently give you ditties!
're not too lazy to sing funny ditties
So that you smile sweetly, May you sparkle with joy, May your dreams come true, May life seem sweet!
We won’t count the years, Your destiny is “five!” It’s better to take a sip from the glass, And then pour it again.
Oh, yes, oh, we are ready again, to have fun and joke, to give you a compliment.
You are so beautiful, a sight for sore eyes. All rivals, sighing, are defeated.
You don’t need a diet, Fitness is also of no use, No matter how you look, queen, everything and everyone fits.
Share your secret, even for your birthday, how you achieved this physique.
The legs are super, the look is just right, And the figure is just classy, Being with you is a reward from fate, You are the joy of our eyes!
Oh, yes, oh, you look cool, Stay like this forever, Sweet, bright, enviable!
You, my fighting friend, you fight back against all troubles, you manage to do everything in the world, you will never be lost.
Let success meet you, Happiness flows over the edge, And send everything that gets in the way away!
We also wish you love, Yes, such that oh-ho, Money, joy, good luck, Well, and everything else.
Oh, yes, oh, we wish a lot: To live richly, to have everything, And to be stupefied with happiness.
Ditties for a man's birthday
Ditties for a man's birthday
Ditties for a man's birthday:
We are ditties, dear friend, Let us sing to you now, Happy birthday, Let the problems roll away from your eyes!
You are, of course, a cool guy, which you have proven more than once, you conduct all your affairs in the right way, and at a feast you are just an ace!
Continue in the same spirit, Be successful and cool, Let the old women grumble around: An angel behind him!
Fir trees, pine trees, Vodka is not water, Pour one shot at a time, Let's have fun!
You have many advantages: Spleen is inappropriate in life, If necessary, in a strong word, send it away, damn it!
Never be upset, Be with good luck, Relax and have fun, Fulfilling all your dreams!
Let your pockets sag: I mean, there’s a whole lot of money, All beauties dream of falling asleep next to you!
Pine fir trees, So that everything is in a bunch, We drink without stopping, And then we’ll pour more!
With the breeze, without knowing any worries, Along the elite strip, Rush, sweeping away all adversity, In a luxurious Chevrolet!
Paris and Nice are waiting for you, Not just for words, So that you can enjoy life completely, to the end!
We wish you to visit, Wherever you want, more than once, And today, congratulating us, We give you a supply of vigor!
Fir trees, pine trees, More cheerful faces, To be brand new, Tomorrow we'll have a hangover!
Naughty ditties for the anniversary
There are many anniversaries these days, and anniversaries too, but let us congratulate the one who is dearest to us all.
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An anniversary can only happen once in a lifetime. So let's have fun now!
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I want to congratulate you and pat you on the shoulder. Let them give you gifts the way they gave Yakubovich.
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So that you don't have to walk - I'll give you a car! You will ride on the Oka. Guess which hand?
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Forty years - what a date, I’ve only lived half my life. We want to live richly, so that we want and can.
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Birthday is a holiday of childhood, Even though you are fifty, We will give you a rattle, You will play with it.
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Be happy, safe and live a long life, Our beloved, our dear, The best person!
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Be beautiful, be healthy, eat pasta. Be fearless and cool like Sylvester Stallone!
Ditties for a friend's birthday
Ditties for a friend's birthday
Ditties for a friend's birthday:
On your birthday, singing ditties is one pleasure, After all, girlfriends were given for that, To howl for us at the same time!
It’s my friend’s birthday, We’ll eat cake and cookies, And another kilo of halva, As long as there’s no war.
Have fun my friend, Celebrate, celebrate your anniversary, Diet again tomorrow. For carrots and celery!
Be, my friend, dressed in haute couture and look at the sun from a convertible!
Celebrate your birthday, pour some hot tea. It can be hot, so pour some vodka!
Accept gifts, (friend's name), and listen to ditties. Don’t be offended by your friends, but rather laugh!
We sipped a glass each and ate half a kilo. The main thing is to have enough strength to celebrate oh-ho!
I love pie with potatoes, and my girlfriend loves it with cottage cheese. I don’t give a damn what they gave me, because attention is precious!
Today we will drink sweet vodka for you, so that there are no holes in the family boat!
It’s a friend’s anniversary, a hundred friends have come running, In order to have time to say a toast, I have to take a turn.
You look amazingly good to everyone, Maybe you can tell me what the secret is. And you have a figurine, I forgot about lunch.
On your birthday we give you chrysanthemums, There are no more beautiful girls in the team!
my congratulations public: I want to wish you love, and sex, in particular!
Oh, dear friend, Let's sit under the hawthorn tree. Your fledgling is an accordion player, and mine is a balalaika player.
Don't count your years, It's all in vain. The main thing, our friend, you look great!
You don’t need a diet, Fitness is also of no use, No matter how you look, queen, everything and everyone fits.
We wish you continued happiness! If someone offends you, send them away, girlfriend!
We sang ditties for you, Your throats are dry. Happy birthday, friend, Pour it so they don’t die!
Our birthday girl is just a sight for sore eyes. The skin is peachy, the butt is classy, to everyone’s surprise!
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You are as beautiful as spring, everyone needs you like the sun. Continue to illuminate the path and be happy yourself!
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Today we will drink sweet vodka for you, so that there are no holes in the family boat!
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One day at the end of the week, Mom and Dad were puffing. The night seemed to be a success. After all, Svetlanka was born.
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Years and years pass by, like little streams. Congratulations, and flowers too!
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Don’t judge that we don’t know how to sing beautiful songs. We wheezed ditties, We must feel sorry for the neck!
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Let's celebrate a birthday and dance until you drop. Let's throw a hundred grams each. The hugs will begin.
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Share your secret, even for your birthday, how you achieved this physique.
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There is a piano on the mountain, Golden legs, And our hero of the day has New boots!
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Congratulations, mother, There is no reason to be discouraged! Birthday is for singing and dancing!
Accept congratulations, sing along to the ditties! Come out, show off your butt, lift your spirits!
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Birthday, 30 years old, We've arrived at the banquet, eat deliciously and drink deliciously, have fun and laugh.
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On your birthday, friend, Make a wish: To have a lot of money - Just a punishment!
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You look beautiful to everyone’s surprise - Tell me, what’s the secret? You always look beautiful - Morning, evening and afternoon!
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The doctor pulled out stones from the kidneys. Let you have only precious stones.
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We hug Tanya tightly and give her flowers! Happy Birthday to the Beauty Queen!
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The birthday has arrived, the years are flashing by. Only Our birthday girl is not changed.
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Birthday is a wonderful holiday, it happens once a year. I’ll invite Crocodile and Cheburashka to visit you!
To personally convey greetings from Shainsky, to wish you happiness and health for a hundred years!
Let them sing a song about a magic helicopter, the one that will bring us “Eskimo” for our birthday!
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Birthday, this is cool, And the thirtieth birthday is just Cool, We quickly fill the glasses, We drink to Natalya now.
For your birthday I will give you three roses. Let your eyes glow like stars with happiness
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You are so beautiful, a sight for sore eyes. All rivals, sighing, are defeated.
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You will fall in love with us, our birthday girl! Oh, the disco is mourning for you in Ibiza!
On your birthday we wish you a lot of happiness and love! If you need to drink vodka, just call us!
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It’s Natalya’s anniversary, a hundred friends have come running, In order to have time to say a toast, I have to take a turn.
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You are so young, With chiseled forms. And in a crowd of men all lovers walk around!
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Next to this hero of the day, I consider myself to have been born again. As he looks with a passionate gaze, the blood boils in his veins!
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Let your friends not let you down, May they always come to your house for tea, May your grandchildren and children make you happy, And may they give you a gift in an envelope!
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Olivier cooks delicious food and makes dumplings. And if she paints her lips, she will blind all men!
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The Volga river is deep, hitting the shore with waves. Happy Anniversary, You are very dear to us.
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But screw you! It wasn’t like that - the hostess fed me so much that we won’t be able to dance yet, we can only sing ditties!
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We are giving you a set: Cups and plates, Invite us for some tea, dear girl!
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Congratulations We sing here from the heart. Accept them quickly, and hug us tightly.
We wish you a bunch of money, just in case. So that there are two thousand in your pocket, Lost there at the bottom.
So that you don’t look for them, And you can get others in an instant, We’ll also add a couple of million, friend.
So that the car under the window does not fade, does not rust, With your little man alone, you go to the Seychelles.
Sunbathe in Bali, don’t worry about work. He won’t disappear anywhere, he’ll wait for you at home.
On your anniversary, we wish you not to be sad, and that you wear everything from famous couturiers.
So that a house with three floors, Fate gives you. And there were a lot of kids in it, Sweet candies.
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You are so young, With chiseled forms. And in a crowd of men all lovers walk around!
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Birthday inspires, gives happiness and success. Everyone eats you with their eyes, Men know best.
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Every day early in the morning, eat a banana and an orange, so that there are no wrinkles on your pretty face.
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Let's wish the hero of the day that her work is simpler, and in the summer the holidays are hotter, and stormier than the night.
So that the husband gives flowers and carries her in his arms. He pleased with surprises and put up with whims.
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Admire her - a gorgeous woman! A couple of extra pounds is not the main thing for her.
Remember, (Olga), we were at the dance, hiding from the boys. Now let's try to run away from the hubbies!
Funny ditties for a friend's birthday
Ditties for Grandmother's Birthday or Anniversary
Ditties for Mom's Birthday or Anniversary
Songs remade congratulations on your birthday or anniversary
Cool Happy Birthday greetings by female names
Funny Happy Anniversary greetings to a woman
Ditties for mom's birthday from children
Ditties for mom's birthday from children
Ditties for mom's birthday from children:
Our mother is the best, the most beautiful, young, golden, be healthy, dear!
Dad carries mom in his arms with adoration. And he kisses her simply with incontinence.
We adore mommy, we never offend her. And we won’t give you any offense, we’ll protect you from everything!
Our mother can do anything, handle all problems. She leads the house like a great captain!
We congratulate mommy with kind ditties. We'll kiss you on both cheeks and reward you with freckles!
Your birthday is in the warm spring. Our mother is like spring, tender in herself.
You kept, took care of, your beloved children. She helped us get up, she lost her strength.
We wish you, mom, delicious food and sweet sleep. And to make it more fun, withdraw your pension more often!
And it’s our mom’s birthday again! How many candles are there on the cake? As usual 25!
We don’t have money, mommy, to give gifts. But we will give you what we managed to make!
Our mother loves to worry about “a trifle”! So that the pressure jumps and then knocks it down!
Our mother is the best, the most beautiful, young, golden, be healthy, dear!
I'm in a great mood this morning! After all, it’s mom’s birthday, there’s no better day in the world!
If mom smiles And we will have more fun. Let's wish our mother many good, bright days!
Anniversary ditties for men
1. We will sing ditties and go into a squat, we will enjoy the anniversary, and we will become famous!
2. I composed ditties for my anniversary all week! And now I’ll sing them to you, Don’t judge me as much as I can!
3. Anniversary, anniversary, Come to me soon! I'm not afraid of the anniversary! I'll be rejuvenated again!
4. For the young hero of the day, girls make eyes, Look at him, What kind of grandfather is he?
5. In this anniversary year, I will reach fifty dollars. I decided not to get bored, I’ll go look for my wife!
6. Our hero of the day is sad, He looks sad, Don’t be sad, dear, You’re still young!
7. Oh, the table is rich today, The treats are noble, Feed us, hero of the day, Do us a favor!
8. Oh, ditties, they are good, For the hero of the day for the soul, You give up on everything, Your age is truly golden!
9. Anniversary, anniversary, Our hero of the day is young, Be healthy and don’t be mopey, Love your wife!
10. In this anniversary year, Only luck awaits you, Have fun with your friends, Us, boys.
11. All the relatives have gathered, it’s a celebration for you! Eh, we walk until the morning, until white heat!
12. Today is your birthday, it was named a round date in honor of the rounding belly!
13. The hero of the day is young, the girls follow you! Don't frown your eyebrows, but warm up the girls!
Ditties for dad's birthday from son and daughter
Ditties for dad's birthday from son and daughter
Ditty for dad's birthday from son and daughter:
Dad knows everything better than anyone and never loses heart. Dad is the head of the house, It’s like two and two for us.
Dad, always be like this: The closest, dearest. The bravest and tallest, The smartest, but not strict.
Happy birthday to you The whole family congratulates you. Never forget: We need you more than... Wi-Fi!
Hi daddy, what can I say? We will congratulate you. We wish you blue skies and groovy happiness.
So that there is always football on TV, and ours score a goal. May your mother adore you and not forbid you from drinking beer.
And to spite the deputy, they raised the salary eight times. I also want to say from us: Papul - you are simply super class!
So that I don’t get sick, my dear, I never know troubles, I don’t meet black cats, my neighbor pays off his debts,
But mommy didn’t grumble at you over trifles, at dinner she even poured a hundred grams of white wine,
For your appetite, so to speak! Happy birthday, my dear! Be chosen as a favorite for the next century by fate!
Best dad in the universe, Happy birthday. And we wish you to live long, to cherish all of us!
You are beautiful, no doubt about it, You live without knowing troubles. Be beautiful and sporty, smart, cheerful and active!
You are an example for us in everything, a truly excellent student and pioneer. Stay like this, and don’t give in to temptations!
Ditties for grandpa's birthday from the whole family
Ditties for grandpa's birthday from the whole family
Ditties for grandpa's birthday from the whole family:
Grandfather (Name)! Please accept my congratulations. I wish you happiness for all your future days.
When you receive a pension, you don’t get proud, remember the commandment of Christ - share it with your neighbor.
You, grandfather (Name), don’t get sick, forget where the pharmacy is. If you take one hundred grams on your chest, you will live for two centuries.
Today is a cheerful holiday, to everyone’s surprise. Let's celebrate our dear grandfather (Name)'s birthday.
What kind of punishment is there ? No attention to pensions. If the pension were raised, We would sing and dance.
Oh, lafa for pensioners, They don’t have bad problems, Cottage, yacht, what kind of nonsense? Someone to drink with for three.
If your pension is small, you don’t need a gym, shops where there are discounts, and while you’re running, you’ll cook dinner.
I went to the Pension , Snils got a green card, I worked or walked, Snils found out everything about me.
That's how happiness came, the pension was increased. As much as forty-two rubles, Oh, they made me laugh.
As always, according to etiquette, I’m going to my grandfather for lunch, to congratulate him on his birthday and present him with a poem.
On a multi-colored postcard Together with fiery greetings! Always be good-natured, obedient to mom and grandma!
Our grandpa is a young man today, rosy-cheeked like a new gold coin, accept congratulations from us, may we have fun, may you never grow old, our eagle, may you be as strong as a pillar, pinching grandma’s butt, and never lose heart! May you live for another century, Be happy, our dear man!
Grandfather, I wish you two hundred years or even three hundred! Let there be no illness, troubles and problems with the body! May you live joyfully under the blue sky and receive full care from your family!
“I wish my grandfather joy” I wish my grandfather joy, Never lose heart, And when celebrating your birthday, invite your friends and loved ones!
May you be lucky, grandpa, and may your beloved granny be near you forever. Love for many years!
Funny and comic ditties for a woman's 70th birthday
We will now sing the ditties, Raspread your ears quickly, We will sing and congratulate you, We wish you good health!
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Everyone has gathered today, we are celebrating Colin’s anniversary! He’s still small, he’s only 30 years old!
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Happy anniversary, we praise you today. But if you get arrogant. You'll be left without pants!
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Believe it if you want, or not! You are 30 years old today, But you look younger, As if you were only three!
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Our Kolya is a stately man, He is, of course, the head of the family! Kolya is the head of everything, While his wife is sleeping!
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And you are a husband, Kolya, and a father, in general, Kolya, well done! Let's keep it up and live to be a hundred years old!
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Today you are three decades, so may you live a sweet life! Just not a lot of sweets, otherwise your whole butt will stick together!
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You are a young man, You always keep your tail up! Continue to hold it like this, Only for your wife!
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To be a real man, you don’t need stubble, you don’t need a beard, just be yourself always!
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Here we sang ditties, As best we could and as best we could, And you, Kolya, don’t yawn, pour a hundred grams for everyone
Ditties for grandma's birthday
Ditties for grandma on her birthday
Ditties for grandma on her birthday:
For your family, friends, guests, don’t regret vodka today. Raise your glass higher, we will sing, and you drink to the bottom.
And I’m friends with my grandmother, I don’t wake you up very early - Let him rest and sleep some more. This is evident because, Obviously in everything: I love her so dearly!
We look into the eyes of our dear ones And we drink to you, We call you good granny, We call you the only one, Not only on your birthday, There is no one more dear to you - Honor and respect for you for hundreds of years!
Today the whole family gathered at grandma's place. After all, on this day grandma has all her family and friends. We call grandma's birthday everyone a holiday And on this day only for her alone We sing songs!
We wish you, grandmother, to always be healthy. Live with the same energy for up to a hundred years. We will try to worry you less, We will all work together around the house, We will always help.
We love very much, grandmother, to come to visit you. And you will be able to treat all your guests so deliciously. And pies and buns - you won’t find anything tastier. Compote and raspberry juice - You will always find it for us.
How can we congratulate grandma? How can we surprise her? Let's ask grandpa to go on a date!
So what, fifty? So what, what about grandma? All the same, for us - a girl And for my husband - okay.
Baba (Name) can’t sit still, She’s a match for the young: If you work, then work, And if you dance, then dance!
It’s no secret, my granny, Beauty is still that! And fashionable, pretty, the envy of everyone - yes!
I asked my grandmother for 100 rubles, And she gave me 3, Show off your granddaughter!
Guests are warmly welcomed here. And the guests love it here. Grandfather is bursting with pride - Grandma can’t boast enough!
Before we had time to be born, we began to shout merrily. To test grandma for strength and class. And the parents handed their grandchildren to their grandmother. And they only take them home for the weekend. But grandma smiled, and she told me that she had not become a grandmother, but only “grandfather’s wife.”
Amusing ditties
In the middle of our native plains Today it’s like in Europe: Milka went to the store - She ended up in a store!
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A star fell from the sky, I still can’t believe it, flew between my legs and is moving inside.
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A bird flew in and sat right on the rooster's nose. The rooster felt offended, he sang: cuckoo!
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How I grew and blossomed Until I was seventeen, And at seventeen, at a party, I was left without teeth.
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Oh, Too-Town, I’m restless, I’m restless, Calm me down.
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How sweet are you, how sweet are you, with the halberd on the shoulder, - It broke well, and the shoulder was not damaged.
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You can't fill the blue sea - It's very deep, You can't feed all the bourgeoisie - They have a big belly.
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Silver metal bullshit flew across the sky. There's a lot of Unidentified crap these days.
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My perfume has everything in the new fashion: Cups, spoons in the barn, Chickens in the chest of drawers.
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Why don’t you love me? I’m a beauty. So what if the face is on one side, everyone likes it in the dark
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Grandfather had seen enough of porn, Grandfather began to fool around, Village grannies were hiding in closets.
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They say that Adam and Eve picked the first fruit from the tree. My dear little one and I are tearing them all up, and tearing them, and tearing them.
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How Kuzmich’s face clearly asks for a brick. And Kuzmich’s soul is clearly asking for first aid.
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We didn’t break the holiday during Shrovetide Week, All our friends danced, sang, We ate pancakes!
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Girls ride on sleighs from high slides, But boys are gluttons, and toss their bellies.
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A friend treated me to Viagra. so that I surprise my wife. I couldn’t refuse my friend, I surprised his wife.
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I love pie with potatoes, and my friend loves it with cottage cheese. I don’t care what they gave me. After all, attention is precious!
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For a work colleague, doshiraki were in fashion. And football is now with us, watching through narrow eyes.
Ditties for sister's birthday
Ditties for sister's birthday
Ditties for sister's birthday:
My sister has ears on top of her head, listen to our congratulations, we will sing, or maybe we will dance.
Sister, sister - the warmth of the fire, the light of a candle in the icy night! Sister, sister, and with all my soul, in happiness and in trouble, I am always with you!
I’ll pull myself together stronger and without unnecessary ardent phrases I’ll kiss my beloved sister a hundred times.
Be cheerful and bright, don’t be discouraged over trifles. In the crazy rush of life, don’t lose self-control.
We all came from mountains and steep banks. We wish you happiness and two bags of gifts.
There is wine on the table, a whole bottle, Happy birthday, We (name) dear!
For your birthday I will give you three roses. Let your eyes glow like stars with happiness.
To walk down the street, you need to take boots. Let your legs be forever young.
There are candles burning on the cake, the X number, Don’t count how old Our Majesty is!
I will pick wormwood in the garden and tie it into sheaves. So that Cockroaches and bedbugs don't bother you.
The doctor pulled out cut stones from the kidneys . Let you have only precious stones.
Make your lips a bow, Make your eyebrows a house, On your birthday you will be the cutest gnome!
You dance and laugh, Have fun and sing! And all the guests are surprised, Here is the old lady, here she gives!
Comic ditties for a woman’s 55th birthday
1. We respect you, our hero of the day, It’s even impossible to live a day without you.
2. Two A's are no big deal, This age is nonsense, My neighbor is one hundred and five, Try to overtake her!
3. You are so beautiful today And your hairstyle is just classy! And the men's eyes are burning, They will take you away, not even an hour.
4. Let life begin sweetly from today, May your skin be as smooth as a baby’s.
5. May health and luck not pass by, You always carry two fives for happiness with you.
6. You are a great specialist in your work, ready to move mountains in any weather.
7. You are cultured and diligent, and self-confident. You are probably not afraid of any work on Earth.
8. Fifty and five is not much According to the clock of the universe You are still at the threshold of a very long life.
9. May your health not fail you and may love come to your home. Grandchildren and children make us happy, And our gift is in an envelope!
Ditties for my husband's birthday
Ditties for my husband's birthday
Ditties for my husband's birthday:
My husband, you are the strongest, wonderful, beautiful. On my birthday, dear, a verse was prepared by my wife:
More joy, and happiness, And success without bad weather. Both in work and in love May good luck continue.
May your health be strong, like a seven-year-old drink. And so that there would be someone nearby forever? Of course it's me!
Of course, you are not a gift either, But we won’t talk about that now. Know, even though it’s often not visible, maybe I love you. It will always be like this!
Happy birthday, husband, I sincerely congratulate you, bring coffee to bed regularly.
Hammer more nails , And buy diamonds, And always fall into ecstasy from my beautiful dishes.
Like a tiger, be in bed, So that the chandeliers would all ring, And the neighbors would knock on the walls with irritation!
Earn decent money, Like a bourgeois, waste cash, Be successful and happy And, of course, my beloved!
You, whose shoulders are wider than ours! You, who are taller, bigger, more beautiful! You, whose bald head is visible from any window!
You who don't like shopping! Sometimes it saves me, sometimes it destroys me. You, shaggy, hairy! Hey, you! In a striped T-shirt!
You, who loves to throw money at you ! And it will console me if I whine! You! Can you hear? Or no? I send you congratulations.
You are more valuable than anyone in the world! You are like the sun shining in the sky! You, beloved and dear! It's boring without you alone.
Always be by my side! And you don't need to wash the dishes! Even take out the trash, I just ask you to be there!
Don’t let it twitch nervously You, my dear, have an eyebrow, If I cry, I have nothing to wear again today.
May you have enough strength and health to drag the Mammoth home, Well, I will warm you with affection, I will love you faithfully.
Happy birthday, beloved, My man, my hero, I wish to show my temperament more often in the house.
Hammer nails with passion, fix taps with zeal, and take out trash at night with great inspiration.
I want to give me money Just like that, out of ardent feelings, May you have patience for my great madness.
Beloved, happy birthday, Be strong like Apollo! And let the savings in the bank go beyond a million!
Let friends call more often and come over for lunch. There are no obstacles to true strong friendship!
If you're getting ready to go fishing, I won't bother you, but, dear, don't try to catch a mermaid there!
Let your health give you no reason to worry about him, Well, I will always surround you with love!
Ditties for my wife's birthday
Ditties for my wife's birthday
Ditties for my wife's birthday:
Here is a Pythagorean problem: How to travel halfway across the country? Where can I get flowers for the sea on my wife’s birthday?
won’t go fishing, sorry guys! I took the fishing rods to the landfill on my wife’s birthday!
Live without beer for a whole month! The news breaks my soul! Wife's birthday I ate my entire salary!
What to buy your wife as a gift? Think, think, little boy! Is it possible to remove the skin from a tiger? The woman loves cats!
On the girl's birthday I bought some plates. And she broke my crown with a plate!
Gave it to my wife on her birthday with honey in the hive. As soon as she opens her mouth, I will release the swarm!
And I bought diapers for my darling. There will be something for the wife to do, Stop just kissing!
I bought my wife a herring , and she: “I want tights!” I am a simple and Russian man: “What good are they? “Not a snack!”
I'll give my wife a saucepan for her birthday in July. You, wife, listen to me - I really want to eat!
Eh, my wife filled my head with a gift! She wants a fur coat with the brightest fur!
The wifey wants a car! Just not the washing machine! Well, I just gave her a premium Smog tire!
If things go like this, I'll give you a lock on your mouth! She says too often that her head hurts.
But my wife still doesn’t have enough money. Give her all the bucks. Damn, he finds all his stash. At least sew a pocket into your underpants.
What you found under the sofa is my stash, Give it back quickly, Klava, otherwise there will be a fight.
I took out my stash, It seems like quite a bit. I took a closer look, and, uh, Inflation ate it up.
I hid my stash for a long time, sometimes in a jug, sometimes in a boot. And then he took it out and drank it, so without drinking he fell ill.
I hid the stash, hid it, Then I gave it to my wife. But there is peace and happiness in the house, Otherwise there would be a black eye shining in the forehead.
I dug up a treasure in the garden bed, but my husband was not happy. That's his stash, Oh, I smell there's going to be a fight.
I hid the stash for a long time, but my wife found it in five minutes. She has a sense of smell like a shepherd's. She was born for detective work.
So that my wife doesn’t have a headache at night. I'll give you the full pay, After all, sex is a good thing.
My woman has a sense of smell , She is worth two shepherd dogs. No matter where you find a stash, you will always find it, with a bad ending.
Leo Tolstoy, he is a faithful friend, He will cure my illness. In volume ten, in the middle, a stash for a bottle of vodka.
So that my wife doesn’t get a headache by accident. Don't use a bottle for your stash, buy gifts for your wife.
A bookcase with three rows, classics are always waiting for me. I read - my wife is proud, The stash is stored in the volumes.
I got into the boat, and suddenly there was a rocking motion. I was worried, where was the stash? The wife is still an infection, the stash will almost disappear immediately.
Ditties for the birthday of the director, boss
Ditties for the birthday of the director, boss
Ditties for the birthday of the director, boss:
And our boss has an anniversary today. And in honor of the holiday, we’ll ask for an increase of a hundred rubles.
Dear... (Igor Mikhalych, for example) Congratulations on the holiday. You remain such a responsible boss.
We came to the director to ask for a raise. Well, at least we got something, For example, for the slurps.
past the boss’s office doing nothing. I’ll slip the report under the door or offer coffee.
We knocked on the door of the director. Maybe an hour, maybe three. The boss was there negotiating with the secretary inside.
Our director did a great job. He gave everyone a salary. Well, if he hadn’t, we would have burned the house down!
Our boss manages to do ten things at once, and he gets very worried if he doesn’t have time to do something.
We are not sycophants at all, But we want to praise Our leader is strong - It’s a sin not to praise Him!
If work goes well, and profitability grows, this means our boss is doing things right.
Don’t be sad, our boss, That there are a lot of problems, In our friendly team - Everything has been debugged for a long time!
On his birthday, the boss amazes with his beauty: He has a beautiful tie and is in the mood to sing!
Our team is excellent, and the boss is just great! That’s why we want to congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts now!
Our boss is a superhero. He stands up for us like a mountain. Well, if we mess up, he sometimes yells at us...
Name day ditties
The tractor eats diesel fuel, Boeing loves kerosene. Let me congratulate you on your wonderful name day!
We sang ditties here to everyone’s surprise, and now it’s time for us to start the treat.
If in the morning you’re a little alive, like a ghost, it means you had a great birthday yesterday!
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Birthday ditty songs
Songs for birthday ditties
Songs for birthday ditties:
Happy birthday and we wish you the list of blessings: So that you get into the Duma! To become a new Russian! Outdid Gates Beal, celebrated a dacha in the Maldives! Let Paris Hilton fall in love and fall at your feet!
Happy birthday, put the kettle on gas soon. I'm bringing you cookies, Let's celebrate now. There will be a lot of jokes, laughter, pour tea into mugs. I'm almost there, meet me in five minutes!
One bottle, two bottles! Happy birthday Friend! Let your filled pocket never become a hole in life! Three bottles and four... We are already sailing with you, So that tomorrow in our world there will be a very long curfew! Five bottles and a sixth... What... more do you want?
My nose itched in the morning, so it’s time to celebrate! There is a reason, and a good one - It’s your birthday! And I want to wish you not to lose optimism, to be happy like an elephant, and to earn a million!
What do you wish for your birthday? Never lose heart, Avoid all problems, Walk somewhere like a tank, So that for a thousand steps there are no enemies nearby. At the feast, I wish you great health, love, and respect, only upward movement always. I drink my shot glass to the bottom, I gulp down the vodka and in the heat of joy I shout louder than anyone else: Happy Birthday!
So that with a smile, with positivity, Without associations with beer, Life is like a ripe raspberry, A silver car!
Let there be a house like in a fairy tale! So that the work doesn't break down! That in abundance and in abundance Money was calculated in bullion!
For good health: Eat onions, carrots and turnips! May luck and love be with you again and again!
Happy birthday! It's jam day, oh my! Let your life be chocolate and marmalade.
Not a minute without luck, Not a second without love, In a positive mood, Wake up in the morning.
Eat, dance, pedal, die of ecstasy, love everyone, be friends with everyone, live life to the fullest!
There is a gift for you, and your friends will read it. We call the days of the week, Happy Birthday. Monday - dusted myself off and woke up beautiful. Tuesday: I drank a little - a couple of glasses of cognac. You can have tea on Wednesday. Here's a cigar by chance. Thursday - I should sleep, Maybe read Nietzsche. On Friday it’s time to party and get some Cavaliers. The hangover came on Saturday... Thank God, there is no work... Sunbathe on Sunday. Relax in the Canary Islands. And let life pass for a whole year without worries.
I wish you tons of victories, I wish you liters of health, I wish you a little interference, I wish you freedom for your soul! I wish you the sweetness of love, I wish you a life in bright colors, I wish you a dream come true, I wish you the best in the world! I wish you a house full of laughter, I wish you a whole year of fun, I wish that everything around you gives you pleasure!
