Short funny toasts 09/17/2020 Cool toasts, Toasts


Short toasts

In the edifice of human happiness, friendship builds the walls, and love forms the dome. So let's drink to our friends and loved ones!

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Let's drink to the most important thing a person has - to a sense of truth and true feelings!

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For a strong and harmonious union of two hearts!

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I want to propose a toast to the fact that this table will never become scanty, that it will burst and even sag from the weight of dishes and drinks, and that cheerful and happy people will sit around!

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I have one weakness: I can’t help but drink to women at the table!

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How many hairs are on my head, I wish you so much happiness and strength!

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May our lives never be wormwood and tumbleweeds!

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Let us wish that every woman has a caring male hand on which she can lean!

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One smart person said: “Nothing shortens our lives... like the distance between toasts.” So let's drink to living as long as possible!

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Let's drink so that we have as much grief left as there are drops left in our glasses.

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Do you respect me? And I you! So let's drink to us, dear people!

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Thirst is not a serious illness, but it also needs to be cured.

In your own words: Short birthday toasts

Celebrating a birthday usually includes refreshments for friends and family, receiving guests, giving gifts to the hero of the occasion and, of course, congratulations. Well, what else but congratulations are toasts! Therefore, we have prepared beautiful short birthday toasts so that you can properly congratulate the birthday person.

I wish you to be like an orange! It is bright and attracts attention, sweet in taste and always in the juice, just like you! Happy Birthday!

I wish you a generous harvest of earthly blessings: health, wealth, luck, love and happiness. And so that all this is present in your life in abundance, and only one thing is missing: time to think about where it all comes from!

Dear friend! I raise this toast so that you always have heaviness in your pockets and lightness in your heart!

A little math: a dacha is zero, a car and garage are zero, an apartment is zero, money is zero, health is one. So let’s drink to the fact that the birthday boy’s entire life will be one with a lot of zeros.

I want to drink to our dear birthday boy! It is difficult to list all his advantages, but the main one is that he is a bright man! I would venture to suggest putting a lampshade on it!

Let's thank the birthday boy and drink to him. Since only he was able to gather so many good and wonderful people in one place!

I would like to wish the birthday boy the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academician, and wealth like Rockefeller!

I wish you happiness, health and goodness, more crispy dough!

My toast to your wisdom, to your kindness and to your earthly simplicity. Be the best and most successful. The happiest and very charming!

May your life go peacefully and may your health be good. And may your head always be dizzy with joy, love and goodness!

I raise my glass to have everything you need in life: love, health, positivity and great strong friendship!

I say this birthday toast: I want to wish you happiness and health. Let everything be okay in life, don’t be timid when you see happiness.

For you to always feel like a king on the throne!

You will live up to two hundred years, and we will be witnesses!

Give me a foothold and I'll make a toast!

If for one reason or another you are embarrassed to say solemn congratulations and toasts at your birthday, and you simply don’t know what to say, it’s not a problem. We bring to your attention the best lines with which you can please the birthday person on his birthday. A successful birthday toast is the key to a well-spent holiday.

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

I wish you to go to work with pleasure in the morning and to return home with pleasure in the evening!

So that your desires are overwhelmed by your possibilities!

I wish you to make friends with sports! Literball doesn't count. Health to you, my friend, let's drink to your healthy lifestyle!

I wish that your life is like a fairy tale, painted with all the colors of the rainbow: red is your eternal mutual love, orange is the warmth of friendly relations, yellow is the bright sun, green is peace and quiet in the soul, blue is a clear cloudless sky, blue is loyalty and honesty, and so that you can relax sometimes, let everything be purple for you from time to time.

Happy Birthday! With all my heart I wish that you do not encounter difficulties and adversity on your life path. May your destiny be long and happy, and may you always be surrounded by family comfort and harmony with the world around you.

With all my heart I wish you and your family health, happiness and prosperity, great success and achievements in all your endeavors, encouragement and inspiration, long years of life in a strong family circle and among loyal friends and reliable partners.

Please accept my sincere congratulations on your birthday. I wish you health, happiness, good luck and inspiration in business. Let your family always surround you with love and understanding, and your colleagues with respect. I hope that all this will be the key to good luck and joy in your life.

Please accept my heartfelt congratulations on your birthday! I wish you good health, personal happiness, bright successes and the fulfillment of your cherished desires. Let every day be illuminated by the high rise of the soul, and good health and good mood become the key to prosperity. Peace, harmony, respect, love and prosperity!

I wish the birthday boy a life as cloudless as the sky in the desert. Full of bright emotions, like this festive table. Big and interesting, like our Universe!

I would like to wish that at least eight stars shine in your life - a star of happiness, a star of success, a star of love, and five stars of strong and expensive cognac!

They usually say: if a star falls, it is fortunate. I’d like to drink to our birthday boy getting caught in the stars every night.

To be happy, one day is enough to get drunk. To rest for a week, it is enough to get sick. To live in joy for a whole month - get married. And if you want to be happy all your life, be healthy!!!

May there be no bitter moments in your life, but more sweet moments! Just like this beautiful and delicious birthday cake!

Maybe someone considers birthday a sad holiday. After all, every year we get older... So let's drink to completely dispel prejudices and just enjoy a good holiday!

Not everyone can come up with beautiful words for the birthday boy. After all, not everyone is a humanist. And very often at the festive table, when you have to make a toast, all the smart and beautiful words disappear somewhere, and instead of a beautiful congratulation you have to babble something inarticulate. Therefore, we suggest learning wonderful short, beautiful birthday toasts so as not to make a mistake while standing with a glass in your hand. After all, as they say, the best impromptu is a pre-prepared impromptu.

In every person, nature grows either as grains or as weeds. So let's drink to ensure that the former are watered in time and the latter are destroyed! For the beautiful garden that the birthday boy has grown in himself!

Today everyone congratulates you, and I want to thank your parents! Be as good a son to them as you are a friend and family man - they deserve it! Always remain as kind and cheerful! Congratulations!

The building of our life consists of a hall of expectations and a hall of accomplishments. Let us wish the hero of today's celebration not to linger in the waiting room longer than he should. Let's drink to his patience, courage, luck and health!

What should I congratulate you on? ... Congratulations on having someone to congratulate you on! This, you agree, is important. And this is your merit. Because I have never met such a smart, cheerful, sociable person. Stay the same always! Congratulations!

Don't be upset that you're one year older. If you look from the other side, you have become one year more beautiful, more attractive and smarter! You can't stop on this path. Congratulations!

Is it just me or is it your holiday? It's hard to understand at first glance, because you're always in a festive mood. I wish you to remain as cheerful, joyful and friendly! Congratulations!

May your life be filled with happiness, joy and prosperity. I wish you never know what tears and grief are, never know or make mistakes in life, believe in your dreams and try to make them come true. Happy Birthday!

Birthday is a wonderful holiday. All the best on this day is only for you. Do not be discouraged that the years fly by unnoticed, you need to rejoice in the experience and wisdom you have acquired. With all my heart I wish to see only the best in life, more positivity, less sadness, a sea of ​​joy, mountains of money, more fun moments and a huge supply of health. We raise a glass to you!

I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.

I wish you strength like a bull, wisdom like an owl, perseverance like a donkey, grace like a panther, grace like a gazelle, health like an elephant. Well, there’s as much money as all these living creatures weigh.

Our life is a ladder, and every year we climb up one more step. This is an inevitable process, everyone knows it. Therefore, we need to learn to pay attention to various little things around us that make us happy and make us smile. This is probably the whole meaning of life. For you, birthday boy! Fill your life with unforgettable moments!

They say that the most important thing in life is health. It seems to me that this is not so. There are also healthy whiners. In my opinion, the main thing these days is good spirits and optimism. Therefore, I wish you to look at everything in life with a smile, and then all life’s adversities will be over your shoulder!

They say that in life you need to treat everything with a grain of salt. And the best way out of the situation is the ability to forget everything bad and keep everything positive in your memory, say “thank you” to all your offenders for the invaluable experience and just move on with your head held high. I want to raise this glass to our hero of the occasion and wish him just enough indifference to not notice human stupidity and malice. And just as much attentiveness to always notice good and positive deeds!

Let it be like this: children will become pride, love will become the norm, friends will become support, money will be great, health will be ironclad, and life will be excellent. Let all hopes come true, all doors open, fortune smile welcomingly, dreams come true. For the birthday boy!

With the birth of a person, a new star appears in the sky. Depending on how her life goes, she shines either brighter or dimmer. I would like to wish that your life is full of new impressions, positive emotions and joyful events and, accordingly, that your star shines brightly, eclipsing everyone else around you!

A toast, also known as a toast, is a speech that precedes drinking alcoholic beverages. At a birthday party, wishes or a toast should contain a greeting addressed to the birthday person. Here you will find toasts for every taste and for any company, toasts for a girl’s birthday and for a man, toasts for mom and dad, for a friend and for a girlfriend... So learn toasts and have fun at your birthday.

I would like to raise my glass and ask others to do the same. Since I propose to drink to the hero of this occasion, to the birthday boy. Many kind words have already been said and many more will be said, but first of all I would like to wish you good health. Since this is the foundation on which happiness, success and our whole life are built! Happy Birthday!

They say that even the smallest good deed weighs more than huge promises. Based on this, I want to raise a toast to our birthday boy and wish him to be surrounded by people who could appreciate all the kind and good deeds that he does for them!

There are people whose birthday becomes a holiday not only for them, but also for all their friends. Congratulating such a person is already a joy. So let’s drink to you, the one who, with your birth, gave us an annual celebration and a good mood.

Happy Birthday! We wish you to be a happy person in life, and let misfortune and grief remain aside, more health and good luck!

On this joyful day, I raise this toast for you and wish that your most cherished dreams come true, that there is less sadness and melancholy in your life, and more joy and love, that you have money and great friends. Have a wonderful and long life!

Every birthday is a kind of equator when we can take stock and set new goals. I would like to wish you that only pleasant moments of previous years will be imprinted in your memory. And may each subsequent year make you at least a little happier.

It's another day when you cross another milestone and become older and smarter. And on this day I want to wish you, if your life completely suits you, that it remains just as wonderful. And if not, so that you have the patience to wait for the bright streak, because it always comes, whether we want it or not.

Let's drink to our dear and beloved birthday boy, in whose honor we have all gathered here. Today is your day and we drink only you! For your days of happiness, for your days of joy, for your days of fun!

Let me say briefly: for you! So that there are many more name days in your life, and happiness is in full swing. Let your health never give you weakness!

Happy Birthday to You! May your cup of life overflow with happiness, health and love! May all your wishes come true! And may everything be as you wish!

At the Empress's feast, Count Suvorov refused to eat or drink, because he couldn't do it before the first star. At our table there is a star of the first magnitude - our birthday girl! So let's eat and drink for her health!

More sun for you! Love! Happiness! Warmth and joy! It may be trivial, but it is very important! Thank you for having us!

May you have as much health as your mother wishes for you! May you have as much power as your wife wishes for you! And when you stay late in the evening, let what your wife thought happen, but not what your mother thought!

I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our unusual, unique, incomparable, gentle, necessary, beloved!

My toast today to your birthday! Remain as kind and purposeful! So that all your good qualities develop, and your shortcomings disappear by themselves. On your birthday I wish you happiness, health and good luck. For you!

Short funny toasts

The hen runs away from the rooster and thinks: “If I catch up, I won’t give in.” The rooster runs and thinks: “I won’t catch up, but I’ll keep warm.” Let's drink to the fact that among us there are no roosters and hens with such conservative thinking!

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Night, moon... He and She. He said “Yes”, She said “No”. Years have passed. Night, moon... He and She. She said "Yes", He said "Yes". But the possibilities were no longer the same. So let's drink to timeliness in everything.

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So that there is something to pour and not damage the insides!

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Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others!

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Let's commit a “disaster” for the health of our wives!

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If a woman is flowers, and a man is water, then let’s drink to the flowers changing their water more often!

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Let's drink to die calmly, in a dream, like my grandfather, and not in fear and with screams of horror... like his passengers!

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I propose to raise a glass to... our relics! Let them be royal!

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There are bottles on the table, a herring on the table. Why don't we have a shot glass with the appetizer?

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It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick!

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Let's drink so that our friends go to banquets, and our enemies go on crutches!

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There are two ways to drink: drink without thinking and drink without thinking. Let's drink without hesitation!

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Sea toast: We'll drink the battleship away, but we won't disgrace the fleet!

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Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!

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Let's drink so that we always have a glass of wine in one hand, and with the other we can give a face to anyone who decides to take it away!

Cool toasts in verse

There are a lot of them, all sorts of simpletons. Their legs will grow from their ears. And we kiss them, little Ukrainians.

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As they say, the stronger sex is weaker than the weaker, due to the weakness of the stronger sex towards the weaker. What a twist! Let's drain our glasses to the bottom!

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Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!

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How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!

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We gathered with you today, Obviously for a reason, We didn’t have enough rest, what’s not a reason for you, friends?

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And therefore today, We will drink together with you, We are for sound sleep, for rest, To make life easier!

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So that they could lie in hammocks, Drink coconut from a straw, So that a native would bring us pineapple on a platter in an instant!

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I drink to our hangover, I drink to the morning, my mood, I drink to the fresh pickle, I drink to the laughter, and to our table!

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I drink to my head in the fog, And to the floor under my feet, I drink to make it feel good, In general, I drink to everything now!

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A whole cartload of congratulations, like a kind Santa Claus, came to visit you, and forgot his bag.

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Even though it’s not New Year, may you be lucky in everything, may your dreams come true, may you have colorful dreams.

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And also kind smiles for you, And fashionable clothes for you, And let everything be in order, Let happiness sing in the garden!

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I drink so that everything can be possible, Everything can be fulfilled, come true, For enemies and for friends, For fathers and their children!

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I drink to the night, to love, I drink to life and I drink to shelter, I drink so that everyone lives in abundance, And they forget about bitterness!

What does a woman want to hear about on her birthday? About your own irresistibility. About how significant she is to others, desirable among men, beautiful and unattainable.

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Let your expressions be full of jokes and exaggerations, everything is in place, everything is on the table. Tomorrow the fanfare will subside, but today its roar should exalt the birthday girl.

A birthday is not a reason for moralizing. Every man wants to be strong and independent. Is it worth encouraging him to do this one more time on his day?

Short funny toasts

In this fast and impetuous time, it seems that sometimes you don’t have time to pour coffee, but it’s already cold; You don’t even have time to start the week, and it’s already Friday. So let's drink to the islands of peace, and to the opportunity to get together and relax like this. I propose to drink to nature! Or rather, for the love of nature, love in nature and the nature of love!!!

I suggest you drink to the happy occasion! Let them happen more often and change our lives for the better! Let's drink to our living better and better, no matter how disgusting it may be to those around us! Life is too short to be insignificant. Let's raise a glass to aiming for the top! There is an expression that it is not customary to go crazy alone in a well-coordinated team. So let's drink to our well-coordinated team, in which all the crazy and excellent ideas come to everyone at the same time. They say: “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger!” Dear colleagues, let's drink and have fun! And if we don’t die from a hangover tomorrow, we’ll work a hundred times better! Big money corrupts, small money makes you angry. So let's drink to having lots and lots of average money!!!

A well-fed person does not understand a hungry person... A drunk person does not understand a sober person... Hence the conclusion: drink, have a snack - and you will be understood! The boss asks his subordinate: “What, Petrovich, have you decided to grow a mustache?” “Well, we need to do something,” Petrovich answered. Come on, guys, let's drink to a good job! If at work you get both the tail and the mane, it means you are mistaken for a horse. So let's drink to our sensitive leader! A little boy came to a candy store and asked to sell him a chocolate man. - Who do you want, a boy or a girl? - asked the seller. - Of course, a boy! — the boy was not at a loss. So let's drink for these five grams! They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!

Short birthday wishes for a childhood friend

There are necessary people, there are needed people, there are family people. And there is you, who combines all these qualities, for me. Happy Birthday friend. your health.

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Many words have been said today, but I would like to say the main thing, my friend, never change, you can change your image, clothes, hairstyle, but never change yourself, you are the life of the party and a loyal friend, congratulations!

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Dear birthday boy, I wish you health and intelligence on your birthday. No wonder they say: “If there was intelligence, there would be a ruble.” If there is no intelligence, there will be no ruble.” And also happiness to you, joy and fulfillment of your dreams!

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Congratulations on Jam Day And I wish you a sea of ​​booze, So that women can drown, Bathhouses for you on this day. So that they steam and wash, So that the fire burns in the oven. Yes, and so that your buddies don’t forget about you!

I want everyone to know that you are the friend who will never betray, will not leave you in trouble, and will be the first to help. I wish you many friends like you, it’s worth a lot!

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Today is the birthday of the most cheerful, kind and wonderful person who will always come to the rescue in a difficult situation; with you you are never bored; you can only dream of such a friend. Let's raise a glass to the fact that your life is not like a black and white zebra, although it is also good when failure is replaced by luck, so that it howls as bright, cheerful and kind as a rainbow!

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Forget about work, Forget about business. Today is your holiday, it's time to have fun! It's time to place your bets on a glass of wine. Forget about your worries, it's time to get drunk!

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We wish you unwavering health, a hundred years of life, a pack of shares, a new car, good luck, a dacha and money to boot!

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The wine in the glass should be drunk while it is playing. As long as you live, you have to live, there are no two lives...

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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!

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Everyone says wonderful things about the exclusivity of this day. And I propose to raise our glasses so that the “newborn” has many more such days in his life!

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My best friend! Happy birthday to you and I wish you always have good luck. Let there always be cold beer in the refrigerator, so that there is always a place for you on the road and so that at the bar the girls themselves will sit down with you!

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Dear friend! I suggest you drink so that your face will always glow with joy, and your life will be bright, beautiful and long!

Toasts for a woman's 60th birthday

  • Congratulations on your anniversary, We know how to keep secrets, We won’t tell anyone our age, We will punish the hero of the day: To be young and even passionate, The most fashionable and beautiful!

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The years fly, fly like birds, And you are younger every day, You erase all boundaries, Everything is always your way! Let at least a million fall on your balcony today!

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The anniversary has crept up on the threshold, We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday! We wish you loyal friends, sincere happiness and luck!

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Two times ten, four times five! One can not only dream about having a many husbands! I wish you to find recognition in life and persistently pursue your goals!

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  • Fifty is such a serious milestone, There are many achievements behind you But it’s not too late for new exploits Be always as young as before!

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Strength blossomed and just grace, When I turned only 25! I wish you happiness in the life ahead, in deeds of peaks and true passion!

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On this round date, I wish you many round numbers in your salary and only positive moments all year round!

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Your life will be more interesting and fun! Because the anniversary hour is coming! We wish you youth, joy in the eyes! And may success rush towards you at full speed!

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Twenty-five is a great date, You are on the threshold of great achievements, May your life be rich in meaning, And become an example for generations!

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You are eighteen today, the door to the adult world is open. I wish you to admire life! Your dreams will come true, believe me!

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  • The best age is eighteen. Anything is possible now, hurray! It's time to smile at the sun, Hello, it's time for youth!

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At 50, you are like a gorgeous rose that has reached the very peak of its bloom. I wish you to prosper for many more years and bring joy to your loved ones.

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My dear and beloved, Congratulations on your anniversary! So that you always remain beautiful, I’ll drink it with pleasure, pour it!

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Today is a holiday, fifty years already, How you delight the world of souls with radiance! I wish you further victories, achievements, and fulfillment of your desires!

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Happy anniversary, congratulations to you today! There is magic hidden in a round date, Therefore, I now wish you from the bottom of my heart May the star of good luck light up!

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  • I congratulate you on your anniversary from the bottom of my heart! And in life I wish only the most important thing: Immortal faith and hope, so that again only love will settle in the soul forever!
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