May the stars of luck, the star of love, the stars of friendship and the stars of cognac always shine on you.
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Let's drink to your friends going to banquets and your enemies on crutches!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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I wish you no big changes in your anatomy. May your wings grow with happiness!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Drunkenness - fight! So let's have a drink before the fight!
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Be healthy for a hundred centuries!
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So that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can be with someone and have a place everywhere!
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Desire a lot, and achieve even more!
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On your birthday, I will become a cool athlete. A candidate for master, In raising glasses!
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I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with! (I mean wallet)
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I wish you were always
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Slightly drunk with happiness, And so that your wallet looks like a suitcase!
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Not a step towards old age! Not an hour of sorrow! But only in joy! And only in cheerfulness!
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No, you don’t sit in the basement, Counting the futile years, But on the hundred-strong Bucephalus, take women, power and cities!
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So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered.
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Let money, huddled together in a flock, fly towards you like a hurricane, let it surround you, attack you and reach into your pocket with impudence!
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It's a birthday party, I've been drinking. had a bite. fell asleep. For you!
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Have fun on your birthday, And have a blast Be as carefree as a child, Eat some cake, drink some compote!
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I will say my toast in the words of Pythagoras: “Live with people so that your friends do not become enemies, and your enemies become friends.”
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Be polite like a rhinoceros, And clean like a pig, Then I'll buy you a whistle, And kiss you on the ear.
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Be happy, like a hamster from cheese, careless, like a spring moth! Let accounts swell in different banks, and let your wallet burst with currency!
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Goethe said: “Every artist expresses a certain amount of courage, without which no talent can be conceivable.” For your brave talents!
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I won’t read hackneyed phrases, I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart. May the day you were born be happy for you!
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They say that criticism is easy, creativity is difficult. So let's drink to the hero of the occasion, a true creator who does not criticize anyone!
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Life without a sadness, Good luck without a reason, Stormy fun, A slight hangover. Infinite happiness, and eternal health!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him.
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I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Real men should have “silver” in their temples, “gold” in their pockets, “diamonds” in their eyes and steel in their pants. So let's drink to real men!
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Grow big! - wished in childhood. Now, perhaps, it would be appropriate to wish: Continue to grow above yourself! Happy Birthday to You!
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You will live up to two hundred years, and we will be witnesses!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Energy, power, speed! Take everything from life!
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I wish you have everything in life! . AND EXPECTED pleasures, and pleasant SURPRISES!
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With all my heart, without verbosity, I wish you happiness and health.
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-Who is this young man? - This is a man who gets out of bed to rest. So let's drink to a real man!
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A long time ago, or recently, or a long time ago. Okay, in general, he lived or lived. What's the difference!? Let's drink to the birthday boy!
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I certainly wish to become a Hero of our time! Increase and preserve all the most important values!
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I wish to be a support and foundation for everyone around me, a reliable back and shoulder, a man with temperament!
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that your stones will always be diamond, and in a setting of precious metals!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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I wish you personal, cash and non-cash happiness!
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Gentlemen, let's drink to the birthday boy! As they say, we don’t care what we drink for, but he’s pleased!
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Let's drink to your coffin, which is made of oak that is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born.
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I wish such a bright life that in old age I will have something to tell my beloved grandchildren and great-grandchildren about.
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It’s quite difficult to be a man, But you always manage, And you know, I’ll say today, Years suit you!
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I wish you good luck and a dacha by the sea!
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With age, memory and vision begin to change, even a close person changes, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!
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I want to make a toast now, So that you can be happy every hour, So that you don’t know sadness, evil, And you’ve always been a man!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Be mobile but stable. Human, not omnipotent. So that I want to love you for your actions and courage! May you not lose your health and have victories along the way!
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I raise this toast to your growth in life: so that your income increases, the money itself sticks, you have more friends and happier days in your life!
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Some men take quality, others – quantity. So let's drink to the one who takes quality and in large quantities!
Funny birthday toasts
So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!
Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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When the sun shines brightly, the woman undresses to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make the eyes of men shine brighter than the sun!
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They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
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Our birthday girl is a flower and a mystery, as good as a chocolate bar. For you!
Audio wishes
Remote congratulations are especially relevant in current times:
"Hello my dear friend! I hope this message finds you in a good mood. I would like to wish you success in your work and mental relaxation with your loved ones. Let laughter never leave the walls of your home!”
"Hello! I would like to say a few congratulatory words to you on this bright and long-awaited day. Happy birthday! I wish you to always remain the wonderful person you are now. Many years!"
Short funny toasts.
Toasts > Short toasts
Let's drink to the ladies, because “I won’t give” is a bad word.
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Big money corrupts, small money makes you angry. So let's drink to having lots and lots of average money.
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There is sadness in the heart, stagnation in the brain, isn’t it time to go one at a time?
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Let's drink to the tables bursting with abundance and the beds bursting with love!
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Let's drink to the fact that no matter what, we drink at all costs.
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The well-fed cannot understand the hungry. A drunk does not understand a sober person. Hence the conclusion: drink, eat and you will be understood!
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They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
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Better late than missed!
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To give your heart a boost, you need to drink cognac!
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Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left.
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Women are divided into three categories - “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you.” So let's drink to the ladies!
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First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!
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Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies?! For courage!
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Vodka is an abomination, vodka is poison! But a hundred grams will hurt me!
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I propose to drink to nature! Or rather, for the love of nature, love in nature and the nature of love.
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Let's drink to us, beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are greedy!
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Let's drink to the women. We don’t care what we drink for, but they are pleased.
Funny beautiful toasts for a man, congratulations on his anniversary
Two roses wandered through the desert for a long time, exhausted from the heat, and finally reached an oasis with shady coolness and a silvery stream. - Oh, stream! Let us get drunk! - the roses whispered. “Well,” said the stream, “the one of you who allows me to enjoy her body will bathe in my waters as much as she wishes.” The first rose rejected the stream's offer and withered under the scorching rays of the sun. But the second rose did not tempt fate and gave itself up to the stream. Having drunk, she blossomed and became even more beautiful... So let's drink to those who drink and blossom!
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Two thieves met: a young one and an old one. The old man says: “If you climb a tree and steal six eggs under a sitting bird, then you will be on an equal footing with me.” The young thief took off his clothes and climbed up the tree like a snake. He extended his hand to the nest, but the bird woke up and screamed. Then the old thief showed his skill to the young one - he took off his clothes, climbed a tree and stole six eggs from the bird. Having descended from the tree, he did not see his clothes. So let's drink to the excellent students!
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A turtle is swimming along the river with a poisonous snake sitting on its back. The snake thinks: “If I bite, it will throw me off.” The turtle thinks: “If I throw it away, it will bite.” So let's drink to faithful female friendship, which can overcome any obstacles!
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Fir trees, the forest is dense, You will be fined for idle time! Let's drink, brothers, to the men We are for no apparent reason!
Dear men, on behalf of women, we congratulate you on the holiday of the Russian Army, and therefore on the holiday of our men. We love, appreciate and are ready to inspire you to exploits for the glory of the Fatherland. Long live the men!
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One man was driving his brand new Ford and on the way he came across a girl who was voting. He picked up a fellow traveler, who, by the way, was a very pretty person, and decided to give her a ride. Before he could step on the gas, he was awakened by a ringing phone call. Let's drink so that this year no one can tear you away from pleasant activities.
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The child's name is given by the parents. God assigns a guardian angel to everyone. From this moment on, a person’s name largely determines his fate. It is important to keep your name in spiritual purity. And then the guardian angel will favor and support the person. Happiness to you, our dear birthday boy!
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The toast at a man's birthday should be short, but not so short that everyone thinks he has nothing to say. He should be witty, but not so much that everyone laughs for 2 hours, and, finally, he should be smart, but not so smart that everyone gets busy and forgets to drink, in general, something like this: “Here’s to you, you nanotechnological one!” .
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In a distant village lived an old aksakal. And then one day he decided to leave for another world. But suddenly a strong wind rose and brought a newspaper from somewhere. And then the aksakal’s gaze came across a note telling that another aksakal lives in a neighboring village, who is 120 years old, and that he still feels great. Our elder felt offended, and he said: “I will live longer than him, because I am only 119 years old.” So let's raise our glasses to ensure that the birthday boy's mail always arrives on time.
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On this day I wish you strong support - this is your wife; true friends - not behind your back, but nearby; joys in life - in your children. And, of course, health, like a healthy bull. And everything else good will follow.
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
Cool toasts for a man on his birthday
It's time!
Dashing horses are already standing at the gilded porch, Full of enchantment is already standing and our hearts are waiting for a toast. So let's drink to our young man and to his health! You are worthy of praise and kind words. Today is a good reason to say them. You gathered us at the festive table, We drink so that you will be forever young
So that the years multiply your power, So that experience makes you wise, but does not spoil you. Be happy, be ready to help your friends, be honest, be healthy and be free!
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They say that criticism is easy, creativity is difficult. So let's drink to the hero of the occasion, a true creator who does not criticize anyone!
Toasts to a man
They say a man is a stone. He is strong and hard to break. A man is like a rock who will always protect his beloved woman from various life’s adversities. So let there be only bright days in the lives of our defenders, which will charge them with positivity and give inspiration. May every day be not wasted in vain!
Look - my glass is small, small, but my feeling for men is huge, huge! Let's drink to them!
A toast to those dear to your heart, who protect and care. For those who are our support and our mood. Thanks to them, a woman blossoms. For dear men.
I drink to you, friends! You are for me like vodka is for a drunk, like a tangerine is for a Georgian, like pullet is for a hermit.
My toast to the muscular shoulders that you can always rely on, to the broad backs that protect from adversity... My toast to the strong, reliable and brave of this world, who protect the Motherland and lovely ladies. In general, here's to you, men! Be healthy in body and spirit!
Let's all raise our glasses to our beloved, dear and brave knights. They always know what women want, adapt to our mood and are simply nearby. For men!
In all Rus', in all centuries, the fourth toast is to the peasant!
You and I, you and I, We will live as one family, Day and night with you, What else is needed for happiness. I will press my lips to yours and call myself your wife. I'll drink to our love, Let it become more and more beautiful.
Friends, I want to raise a glass to my ideal woman. What is it like, you ask? And I will answer you: this is a beautiful, sexy, deaf-mute owner of a liquor store! For the ideal!
Let's drink to real men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others.
Let's drink to the strong and selfless men who inhabit this beautiful planet. Without us there would not be that lively atmosphere. Women would not be able to love or raise children. For us, the good ones!
Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left. For us, guys!
Our everyday life is full of all sorts of worries - both big and small. And only on holidays, as if shaking them off, we forget about them for a while. So let our mugs not become empty. We will drink, fill and raise again So that forever care and need will be washed away without a trace with living water! Let's wash it off, friends!
Not by the thickness of pants and wallet, We measure the truth of a man! It is important for us to have a faithful hand, and nobility from rompers to gray hair! So let's drink to true husbands, To those to whom you can easily turn your back! For giants, not for mice, We drink to the bottom, not to half!
A toast to our protection, to our support and to those who give us great mood and happiness. To the dear, to the strong, to the best and most beloved men!
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin also said: less is better. Let us have fewer men, but they will be the best!!!
Dear men, when toasting women, men always raise their glasses while standing. In turn, we are women; we would prefer to drink men lying down for you, but unfortunately etiquette does not allow it. Therefore, as a sign of our solidarity with you, I invite the ladies present here to drink to the men while standing on one leg. And we will stand like this until we drain our glasses to the bottom! Here's to you, dear men!
Let's drink to the men who always achieve their goals. Who know that to become truly happy, sometimes you have to take a step back. Those who remember that many doors open towards themselves, who are ready to compromise and are able to forgive!
Our dear men, I raise this glass to you. I wish you to remain as cheerful and wonderful. Without you, our life would be incredibly boring and simply not interesting. Don’t forget to please your other halves more often, because we value and love you very much!
French cognac, Belgian chocolate, Siberian health, Mexican passion, Hollywood smile, German quality and the American dream - these are the things that are associated with you. Happy birthday!
The birth of good is good. The birth can be of a person, an idea, a tree, a grain, a feeling... And now I want to drink to the birth of friendship on this evening.
Oh, how it often seems to us in our souls, That we men rule and decide. No! We choose only those women who have already chosen us! I propose a toast to the excellent choice of our wives. And, of course, to make the toast as full-bodied as this glass, I’ll add: and for us, your faithful chosen ones!
Let your anatomy undergo small changes today - wear wings of happiness that will lift you above the heads of envious people!
From today, everything is for you! If a woman, then Aphrodite, if a horse, only Bucephalus. Leave only the friends who raise their glasses to you the same!
For men, they are different, strong, brave, smart, charismatic, caring, loyal, funny. For all men, or better yet, for one who has such a set of qualities.
By wanting to get the impossible from a girl, we lose the opportunity to get what we want. True gentlemen do not demand from a girl what she cannot give. For true gentlemen!
A man becomes a man only next to a woman. In relation to her, to the extent of respecting her, helping her, loving her and caring for her, a Woman. For men who respect women.
The greatness of men is in their deeds, and the greatness of women is in their beauty. So let's drink to men doing great things and women always being beautiful.
Here are some men, to prove that they are real men, storm cities, swim across oceans, overcome mountain peaks. But some people don't need this. Because no one doubts their masculinity. So let's drink to us, to the men!
Babonki, let's wave for Russian men! Only our coolest, unpredictable, extraordinary, beautiful, strong ones, and why? Everything starts from childhood: they are taught to protect everything and everyone, to be faithful and to truly love.
