Scenes for the New Year 2021: funny and modern

"Three Girls"

A small scene-parody of the fairy tale by A.S. Pushkin. The scene is simple to stage, there are no complex decorations.

Characters

Storyteller
1st girl
2nd girl
3rd girl
Tsar
Conductor
Gourmet

Props

Cell phones
Stage design and costumes

The girls sit on a bench, which can be made from chairs covered with cloth. Behind the bench is a cardboard window. You can attach a Wi-Fi icon to the window. All characters can be dressed in modern clothes, but with “fairytale” elements (crowns, kokoshniks). The conductor is in a regular suit, to which the Russian Railways logo is attached, and holds a sign in his hands with the inscription “Lukhovitsy-Paris” (use the name of your locality). Gourmet holds a ladle.

Narrator:

Once upon a time there were three sisters,
Instagram girls.
Each of them led
Blog about different things.
“How to go abroad” -
The first sister writes.
The second girl has
Culinary page.
The third is this way and that,
But the theme is wrong.
Now about the photos, now about the songs -
Everything was interesting to her.
Three maidens by the window
On Instagram in the evening
The post was written about love,
Arching his eyebrow.
The girls are sitting on a bench, staring at their phones.

1st girl:

“If only I were a queen,”
Narrator:
The first girl writes, -

1st girl:

I would like the king's father
I'd like to take you to the seas!
On New Year's Day - yes, in Tahiti.
You will marry me to a king!
It’s inclusive, the sea, the photos...
Goodbye warm tights!

2nd girl:

“If only I were a queen,”

Narrator:

Her sister writes here, -

2nd girl:

Then for the whole baptized world
I'd prepare a buffet!
Foie gras, shrimp, sushi,
Oysters, pig ears...
And chocolate fondue -
The Tsar Father's delight.
I don't like diets
I’ll fatten the autocrat.”

3rd girl:

“If I become a queen,”
The third girl writes a post, -
Then I tell the king the father
I’ll give you the fourth Sony.
He's tired of ruling the world
We need to slow down.
He will play in Sony
Eat well and sleep enough."

Narrator:

I just managed to publish it,
Hundreds of likes arrived.
And knocks on her doorstep
Prince Elisha.
The Tsar comes onto the stage and takes the 3rd maiden by the hand.

Tsar:

What a miracle, what a miracle!
You are both wise and beautiful.
Sometimes you figure it out
In male psychology!
I'll hurry up with the matter
I'll marry you right away.

1st and 2nd girls:

What a shame! God knows
I'll blog about it!

Tsar:

Don't make noise, girls.
Paint your eyelashes quickly.
I'll marry you too
I'll finally give it all away.
The Guide and the Gourmet come onto the stage, everyone joins hands.

Narrator:

The king, of course, is well done,
He gave them all down the aisle.
The first husband is a guide,
I'm used to traveling.
The first girl is with him
Everyone travels abroad.
The second husband is a gourmet esthete
Knows the entire composition of the cutlets.

All in chorus:

The fairy tale is not a lie -
Happiness is where you don't expect it.

"I am a star!"

For the New Year 2021, funny skits and parodies of pop and movie stars will also come in handy. Such entertainment will amuse employees gathered at a corporate event, and noisy groups of relatives and friends.

Participants assign roles in advance, and prepare props and images themselves. The intrigue is that the audience will see their performances for the first time and have a lot of fun.

You don’t have to limit yourself to Russian pop and film stars - you can also reach out to Hollywood and invite Arnold Schwarzenegger to visit. You can quickly adjust your biceps and increase their volume by wrapping towels around your hands.

If you parody Kim Kardashian, then the emphasis should be on the “soft element” that made her famous. A pillow is tied to the buttocks and hidden under clothing.

Children can and should be involved in the show. Representatives of the younger generation can appear in the role of star children or journalists and interview celebrities and arrange a photo shoot with them. Everyone present will enjoy it.

"New Year's essay"

Teacher (sitting at the table) : Holidays are holidays, but I have to work, check notebooks... So, the essay “What I would ask Santa Claus for the New Year.” It's interesting what they wrote here. Our first one is Vovochka... (The teacher opens the notebook, Vovochka comes on stage) Vovochka : I would ask Santa Claus to make sure that no essays need to be written next year! (Vovochka leaves) Teacher : Well, this is all clear, lazybones... Next notebook. Mashenka. Wait, why is a cosmetics catalog attached to the essay? (Opens the notebook, Mashenka comes on stage) Mashenka : “I would ask Santa Claus for items No. 145, 146 and 172 for the New Year! (Mashenka leaves) Teacher : “Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay... Who's next? Egor! (Egor appears on stage) Egor : To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write him a letter. Where can I get his personal email? You can’t do this without hacking the system...” (Egor leaves in deep thought) Teacher : Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I’m tired of something, I’ll probably check it later. (All the children run out onto the stage) In chorus : Happy New Year, happy new happiness!

Farm and Bull

2021 is the year of the Ox, it is symbolic if one of the scenes for the New Year is dedicated to this animal. The image of a bull is usually the host of the holiday, the head of the family or the head of the company, if it is a corporate event. Props: a Bull mask or horn.

The action takes place on an improvised farm, where each participant in the celebration will portray some kind of animal. The person will find out who it will be at the last moment, when he takes out the piece of paper and reads the inscription. The leaves are written in advance and placed in a hat or box.

It will be even more fun if the inhabitants of the farm get into their character while listening to thematic music. For example, “Once upon a time there lived a gray goat with my grandmother” or “They want to be like dancing ducklings”, “The dog living in our yard has disappeared” and others. You need to select music in advance.

The Bull plays the role of a judge: he will determine the best actor and give him a prize.

"Oligarch and his daughter"

Oligarch : Zlata, daughter, do you know what holiday happens at the end of December? Zlata: Dad, I’m only 11 years old, why do I have to figure all this out? The calendar hangs in our house on the third floor in the fifth room - take the elevator and have a look. Oligarch : Actually, we have already celebrated this holiday, guess for yourself. Zlata : Is this when we went to Hawaii? Oligarch : No, it was your birthday. Fifth day of every month. Zlata: Do you remember the holiday when we rode in a tank? Oligarch : No, we celebrated Victory Day. Zlata : When did you fly on an airplane? Oligarch : And this is Aviation Day! Zlata : Okay, I give up! Oligarch : New Year is coming soon! My favorite holiday! Zlata : What's special about it? Oligarch : Well, on this day it is customary to give gifts! Zlata : No, what’s special? Oligarch : And it’s not me who gives gifts! Zlata (surprised) : And who? Oligarch : Santa Claus! Zlata : And what place is he on the Forbes list? Oligarch : Not at all. Giving gifts is his job. And on this day everyone gets together, drinks, eats tangerines and shouts “Christmas tree, burn!” Zlata : Why burn it? Oligarch : No, they don’t burn it! Lanterns and toys are hung on it. My hands are already itching. Let's decorate the Christmas tree! Zlata : Come on! Only half of the toys are for me! (Dad and daughter leave the stage)

"In the animal world"

from the hall - 7 girls and 5 men. The presenter individually tells them the roles with lines.

The presenter portrays Nikolai Drozdov (cap, goatee). The music is played from the TV show “In the Animal World” (Paul Mauriat’s orchestra – “The Lark”).

Nikolai Drozdov talks about the habits of animals living in the horoscope. Each character has his own line, which the character says after hearing the name of his animal. Further, the characters, following the story about themselves, perform those actions that the presenter will voice (what these actions will be, the participants do not know, they were only told their remarks).

RAT: Blonde Queen!

BULL: Poke with horns!

TIGER: I want role-playing games!

CAT: And the compote?

DRAGON: I am a law unto myself!

SNAKE: I am all yours!

HORSE: Tell me the way to Red Square!

GOAT: A-za-za!

MONKEY: Why am I still not drunk?

ROOSTER: I have a fighting spirit!

DOG: I hear a noise, but where is the fight?

PIG: Almost immediately, I’ll do it!

Drozdov’s actions with animals: scratching behind the ear, stroking, calling to him, feeding, etc.

Presenter (in a very kind and gentle voice of Nikolai Drozdov):

Hello, dear friends. We think we know everything about the animal world. But in fact, even the most common types of arthropods, such as this one (in a touching voice, shows the audience a moving black toy - a scorpion should look like a real one) scorpion... What do we know about it? His body temperature is inconsistent. Depends on the ambient temperature. But how does it regulate its temperature? Or this Capricorn. What kind of creature? The science of zoology is still unknown. Well, now about what you will see in today's program. As you probably guessed, today we will get acquainted with the inhabitants of the horoscope. Or rather, about the annual twelve-year cycle.

2021 will begin soon, and a new cycle of animals walking in circles begins in the horoscope. The animals will line up in a round dance and begin to move around the Christmas tree. The Bull comes first.

DROZDOV: And this is a BULL.

BULL: Poke with horns!

DROZDOV: He sensed that he could chew something here and came to the holiday. Watch as this heavy-bodied ruminant eagerly stamps his hoof and continually chews. Give him something to chew already! (In a touchingly frightened voice, as if he was pretending to be frightened.) And who is there watching us so predatorily? Don't eat us, TIGER!

TIGER: I want role-playing games!

DROZDOV: In fact, he is kind. Especially if you are full. We need to feed him. He takes a bite from the hand of a beautiful girl with pleasure. Here you are. Feed him. Be careful, he might grab your hand. And the heart. They say he's a heartthrob. And look who is there? They say they rule. Well, come on, taxi over here and get some sour cream, CAT.

CAT: And the compote?

DROZDOV: But the compote doesn’t pour into your mouth. Learn student! (Scratches the Cat behind the ear.) Somehow the sky has darkened. And here is an SMS from the Ministry of Emergency Situations. What do they write there? On the territory of the horoscope, precipitation in the form of lava with hot stones is possible. And it's all because of the DRAGON.

DRAGON: I am a law unto myself!

DROZDOV: Himself, of course. But you need to get treatment. Look how it's bombing. And runny nose with cough. All this can be fixed. There's some hot medicine on the table over there, especially for hot throats. Who's crawling there? Well, crawl closer, SNAKE.

SNAKE: I am all yours!

DROZDOV: Wow, it flutters around and around, but doesn’t get into your hands. Slips out. That's how it always is - the dynamite will slip out. Now she’s alert – she feels the earth trembling. It's a HORSE galloping.

HORSE: Tell me the way to Red Square!

DROZDOV: She has such bangs, and what a withers (strokes). Ha, he kicks. Well, well, don't kick. Wow, I would ride on it... What am I talking about? Yes. Look, a GOAT came up to us.

GOAT: A-za-za!

DROZDOV: A wayward and capricious animal. Constantly on a spree. She is both full and drunk. He walks around the hills and finds everything he needs everywhere. But a MONKEY jumped off the branch.

MONKEY: Why am I still not drunk?

DROZDOV: She’s already cheerful. Jumps on the branches, bullies everyone, teases. Curious prankster! But the loudest and brightest of all birds, of course, is the ROOSTER.

ROOSTER: I have a fighting spirit!

DROZDOV: This bird lives in the horoscope and in every village. Fly here, peck the grains, show yourself in all your glory, shout the morning wake-up call. As soon as he senses someone’s fighting spirit, the DOG’s ears will immediately prick up.

DOG: I hear a noise, but where is the fight?

DROZDOV: Come to me! Sit! Stand! Give me your paw! Well done. Smart little animal. For something delicious. And the last one to appear in the horoscope is the PIG.

PIG: Almost immediately, I’ll do it!

DROZDOV: She loves to take care of her massive body - she takes mud baths, flops around, rolls around. And then he comes out of the puddle and grunts contentedly. Now all the animals of the horoscope are with us. They take each other by the paws and walk around each other, following the little tailed leader who wishes everyone happiness in the coming year!

Scene 1: "Messages for the Bull"

The melody “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” sounds. Santa Claus nervously walks around the stage, glancing at his watch. The Snowman comes out.

Snowman : Chief! Time is running out! I started the engine, the car, the gifts are ready. It's time to hit the road!

Santa Claus (looking around): Well, how can we go without him? Everyone is waiting for him, hoping... Why hasn’t he come yet! (grabs his heart) Oh, I got nervous...

Snowman (scratching his forehead thoughtfully): Maybe he forgot?

Santa Claus : Yes, how could I forget?? The house should have been getting ready since last time!

Snowman : Time is running out...Can we go? For now, let’s lure people with songs and riddles, turn on “The Irony of Fate” to stall for time, remember the Old Year, and then look, it will catch up. The Snow Maiden will drag out a round dance throughout the country, she knows how to do it! And people will be distracted from the main character of the holiday.

Santa Claus : Eh...Let's wait a little longer. People are ashamed to show themselves without him... They are tired of the prankster Rat, they are waiting for change. How will we show up without him? Let's wait.

They leave the stage.

Bull appears on stage in a bathrobe with a cup of tea and a newspaper. He calmly walks across the stage and sits down on a chair. A Cow runs out in curlers and a robe.

Cow (quickly, fusily): Dear, why haven’t you gotten ready yet? I packed your suitcase, ironed your best shirts, prepared lunches and breakfasts. Don't forget the sandwiches in the blue bowl. Today I prepared a White Silver shirt for you, as it should be. Oh, how handsome you will be for me! (looks at his watch) Oh, have you seen the time?! We're late! Santa Claus must be completely exhausted! Hey, why are you sitting?

Bull (lazyly sipping tea): I'm not going anywhere!

Cow (stunned): How can you not go? Everyone is waiting for you! What about the Christmas tree, fun, New Year?

Bull : Darling, we lived so calmly and quietly all these 11 years! They grazed in the meadow and lay in the sun all day long. I don't want this fuss again. When the boar returned, he could not get over the insult for almost a year. People began to see him off since 9 pm. And they finally called them “Pig”...

Cow : Why did he screw them over so often? It's my own fault. All I knew was to fill my belly all day!

Bull : Eh, Rat? (shakes the newspaper indignantly). Have you read what she did this year? She spread viruses, deprived people of joy... She did a lot of things, and now clean it up for me! No! Let Santa Claus not be offended, but this time without me!

Cow (confused): Dear, who will replace the Rat? ...

Bull (sits on a chair, turning away): I don’t know. I don't care. Let the Rat stay for the second year and decide his own affairs.

Cow: How so? ...Oh, a holiday? Oh, a chic table, Olivier, dancing? ...Oh, my birthday dress? ...I was so prepared for this day.

Bull (without turning around): You can go to the New Year's holiday without me! I hand over the reins to you...

Cow : Well, what are you doing, dear? After all, the year is called the year of the Ox, not the year of the cow. The world needs a strong, courageous ruler, ready to pounce on troubles like a bull on a red rag... In the sense of boldly and quickly solving all problems. What about me? Domestic, calm, slow...I can only help, but the Ox must rule...

The Bull sits with his arms folded on his chest, his back to the Cow, with a stubborn look.

Cow (sighing): Okay, we need to warn Santa Claus... Where is my mobile phone? (picks up the phone) Wow, there are a lot of messages here! (surprised) Wow, they write from all over the world! Hubby, these letters are for you! Read!

The cow puts the phone under the Bull's nose. The bull reluctantly looks at the messages. Voices of people writing messages can be heard from the side of the stage.

Child's voice:

“Hello, Uncle Bull! Mom said that your year will come soon and everything will change. Help me become as strong and brave as you, so that I can fight back against my neighbor Kolka, who constantly offends me.”

Male voice:

“So we’ve waited for the year of the Ox... I hope, my friend, you won’t let us down! Bring us stability, peace and a little goodness. We miss him so much... Well, for now, the men and I will take a little ride! With coming!"

Female voice:

“Dear symbol of the year – Bull! It has been a difficult and difficult year. I have not believed in miracles for a long time, but I hope that with your arrival, our lives will change and become better. Moreover, joy awaits us next year - the birth of our baby, little Bull! I hope the coming year brings us happiness!”

The bull thoughtfully puts away the phone. Goes off stage. The cow runs after him.

Santa Claus and Snowman appear.

Santa Claus (holding his head): Oh, woe, woe is me!

Snowman : Nothing, we’ll break through! Maybe we’ll wave our red robe and he’ll appear right away?

A bull enters majestically with a crown on which “2021” is written.

Bull : No need for a robe! Go! They're already waiting for us!

Santa Claus (relieved): Well, finally! We've been waiting for you! And I, and the Snowman, and they... (points to the audience) Look how they have been waiting for your arrival! Finally say something...

Bull (addressing the audience): Everything will be fine! I promise you! With coming!

Everyone bows. End.

"Don't do as we do"

Staging will require two people. 1: Dear friends, I am glad to welcome you to a wonderful corporate event. Now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year correctly. 2: Why is it you and not me? 1: Yes, you have no idea how to make the New Year holidays perfect. 2: Ouch! And this is said by a man who, instead of gifts, puts empty boxes with bows under the tree, like Santa Claus brought him so many things for the New Year. 1: And you always bring a box of “Bird’s Milk” as a gift! 2: And every year on the afternoon of the 31st you remember that you forgot to buy bread, you run to the supermarket and stand in line for two hours with people just like you! 1: And you sculpt rain on cotton wool to the ceiling, and then spend a whole year admiring the stains! 2: And you sit at the table all New Year’s Eve, watching the show with Petrosyan! 1: You never buy fireworks! Why, because you can look at strangers from the window! 2: And you take selfies in front of the TV during the president’s speech, and then post them on Instagram! 1: And you sing the Russian anthem at karaoke! 2: And you send the same SMS to all your friends for the New Year, and then you receive them back as congratulations! 1: And every time you make grandiose plans for New Year’s Eve, and then you fill yourself with salad, drink champagne and fall asleep! 2: Are you one of those who burns pieces of paper during the chime, pours ashes into champagne and believes that this will help his dusty list of wishes from ten years ago come true! 1: Are you one of those people who every year at work gives stupid magnets to all your colleagues! 2: And every New Year you start asking your ex for forgiveness and wishing them happiness!

1: And you jump up on January 1 at 9 am, start waking everyone up and yelling: “Let’s go for a ride on the hill quickly!” 2: And you, if you come to visit on the 31st, then they won’t get rid of you before the 3rd, until all the food in the refrigerator is gone. 1: And you’ve been watching the “Battle of Psychics” marathon on TV-3 throughout the New Year holidays. 2: And you congratulate the participants of “House 2” on VKontakte on the New Year, because they are already family to you. 1: And you always grab champagne and, shouting “What can you do?” you flood the entire table, and with the cork you break the chandelier! 2: Oh, and you’re actually pouring champagne, because it’s funnily enough to cover a piece of chocolate with bubbles! 1: And you take a taxi to the city Christmas tree on New Year’s Eve! 2: And you always fall on your tail. 1: And you say: “Hey, pay for the car, otherwise I have five thousand with me.” 2: Well, okay, we’re both good... 1: Therefore, friends, may you have a great New Year’s Eve 2: Never do like us!

Don't do this

New Year is a holiday when adults are allowed everything, even to fall back into childhood for a while and laugh at themselves. This dialogue scene involves two people: colleagues, husband and wife, brother and sister, two friends, a couple in love.

Example dialogue between two participants:

(1): — Friends, do you know how to celebrate the New Year correctly? No? Now I will teach you.
(2): - I wonder why you? I can do that too!
(1): - You? What do you know about holidays? When was the last time you had them?
(2): - And this is told to me by a man who, year after year, puts the same chocolate bar and tangerines under the Christmas tree.

(1): - And every year you present the same chocolate bar to the boss’s secretary!
(2): - But I don’t stay at work until 6 pm on December 31st, so as not to help my wife at home.
(1): - So what? But I don’t get drunk on cognac and don’t overeat on Olivier and Crab at the table.
(2): - Where are you going if you even dance while sitting. And you send official SMS to your colleagues - they’re all the same.
(1): - But you are a creative person, every year you wish for the same thing: Maldives, bungalows, champagne. And after half an hour you fall asleep like a baby.
(2): — Dreaming is still better than watching “The Irony of Fate” on TV for the 20th year in a row, and after the New Year holidays “accidentally” putting someone else’s pens in your pocket.
(1): - You know, you go to guests all the holidays - you know that the owners’ refrigerators are full, and you save your money.
(2): - In short, both are good, and therefore...
(Two): - Friends, don’t do like us. Live prosperously, cheerfully and happily.

"New Year's Traditions"

The teacher will be happy to help his class prepare and have a fun New Year's school concert. This funny sketch scenario will be appreciated by both modern high school students and middle school students. A cheerful school sketch for the New Year about traditions will not only cheer up schoolchildren, but also expand their knowledge about New Year celebrations in different countries.

Characters

Student 1
Student 2
Student 3
Teacher (or class leader)

Props

a glass of water or a water pistol;
log;
a large box of matches;
a garbage bag with small garbage (pieces of paper, cardboard, etc.);
confetti cracker.

Scene 1

Three students and a teacher.

Teacher:

Okay, guys. New Years is soon. We need to do an original matinee, and not like last time - a round dance was held and then dispersed. Should be fun. Make a modern holiday!

Student 1: Can I blow something up?

Teacher: No explosions! This is a children's party, safety comes first.

Student 2: Is it possible to break something?

Teacher: No! You’re a schoolboy, use your head, remember what interesting things you learned in class.

Student 3: I recently read about New Year’s traditions from different countries. We can celebrate the New Year in the style of some country...

Teacher: This is a great idea! Well done... Just think about it. Maybe instead of a Christmas tree, we’ll dress up a palm tree, and instead of a round dance, we’ll dance some kind of tribal dance! Let's meet tomorrow and show you what you've done. Let's get creative!

Scene 2

On stage they are the same, but with props.

Three students stand around a table with props. The teacher enters. The 1st student pours water on him).

Teacher: What are you doing? Why did you splash me? It's not funny!

Student 1: Happy Thai New Year! Hooray!

The teacher wipes his face.

Teacher: What kind of stupid jokes...

Student 1: It's no joke. Dousing yourself with water is a Thai New Year's tradition.

Student 2 rolls a log to the teacher’s feet and picks up matches.

Student 2: Now let's burn! How the Europeans burned their Christmas log!

Teacher: Stop! No need to burn me or the log! This tradition does not suit us.

Student 2 sadly rolls the log under the table.

Student 3 comes out with a trash bag and starts throwing trash around.

Teacher: What are you doing? Everything has just been washed for the holiday! Stop immediately.

Student 3: What am I? It was the Italians who came up with the idea of throwing garbage out onto the street on New Year's Day!

Teacher: Stop, stop... What other traditions do you have in store?

Student 1: We also wanted to hit cymbals like the Swedes.

Student 2: And set fire to the tar barrel, like the Scots...

Teacher: You know what, you don’t have to hit anything or set fire to anything. It seems to me that our traditions are the most humane traditions in the world! Let's decorate the Christmas tree, dance in a round dance, call the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, and we'll go on vacation alive and well.

Student 3 explodes a firecracker. The teacher runs off the stage screaming.

Student 3: Hey! Well, this is our tradition!

Scenarios for fairy tales in a new way are very popular from year to year. Children love to imagine famous fairy tale characters in new roles.

“And deer are better!”

This funny play-scene involves influencing the characters and spectators to a predetermined effect of surprise. The main character is Santa Claus. He rides reindeer across the tundra in a snowstorm and cannot see the road. Suddenly obstacles appear in his way. But, of course, he will overcome all of them and will definitely get to the children for the holiday!

Replies from the main participant - GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS:

– An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better! (A joke from Santa Claus on the way.)

- However! (When an obstacle arose.)

- Happy New Year! However. (At the very end, after the final words of the presenter.)

Silent participants (they run onto the stage and suddenly stop right in front of Santa Claus):

MOUNTAIN (you have to go around it)

GAP (you have to jump over it)

ICE FLOW (it must be driven to the shore by a blow of wind)

POLAR BEAR (you need to give him a gift - fish)

WIND (howls)

BLIZZARD (circling and sweeping)

All participants must figure out for themselves what to do and when to do it, following the course of the presenter’s narration.

HOST: Far North. It's cold, though. The wind howls. Santa Claus rides across the tundra in a large sleigh on reindeer and exclaims cheerfully...