Have you already selected funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2022 for high school students to celebrate at school? No? Friends, especially for you, our authors have written short mini skits and funny performances with humor that will not require a lot of rehearsals, and the result will be excellent. Scene No. 1 is very funny, high school students stage a New Year's holiday in the style of different countries. Just read this! In our “Year of the Tiger” section, we offer more than 40 holiday ideas that you will definitely need, and all this is free to create a New Year’s atmosphere. For students in grades 6 and 7 there is a separate New Year's scenario, which includes many surprises. For schoolchildren in grades 8-9 there is a funny, interesting and musical skit in a youth and modern style, from which all viewers will be delighted. We invite you to visit a sea of positive emotions.
A short skit for a corporate event in the Year of the Tiger 2022
This sketch is with two presenters - a man and a woman. The floor is also given to the manager. A very interesting text mentioning the symbol of 2022 - the Tiger.
Leading man : On the eve of the main holiday of the whole world, we sum up the results, congratulate each other, and give gifts. All this can be done by your respected leader who gets the floor!
Speech by a leader or several bosses who say warm words to employees and colleagues, and give gifts to friends:
The past is already behind us. New working hours are coming during the Tiger period. Come to our office party today, To celebrate, Life will give you another bonus. The past will be left behind. The past was bad, now everything will be better.
Leading woman : Do you need anything after such congratulations and wishes? That's right, these are good points for the above!
Music background with modern music
Leading Woman : Looks like someone is missing. Damn, I forgot the woman's name. Well, tell me! If adults call “Snow White,” the director nods in agreement and the presenter speaks further. You can hear a musical song from the series “Shapoklyak”, the cartoon “Cheburashka and Gennady the Crocodile”. Shapoklyak sings the song “Who Helps People” Who celebrates the New Year of the Tiger? He's wasting his time. The frost is just annoying at the end of December. Therefore, I advise everyone to celebrate the holiday alone, or with dear Snow White.
SKETCH “NOT A PIG, BUT A SYMBOL OF THE YEAR”
This scene features popular characters from modern films and cartoons. You can easily expand the range of characters depending on what your students are interested in.
Dog (a boy in the image of a rapper with a gold chain, in furs and other attributes of a luxurious life)
Jack Sparrow, Darth Vader (and other popular characters as desired)
Pig (girl in a pink dress; outwardly touching character)
Song "Who let the dogs out"
Melody from the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Melody from the movie "Star Wars"
Melody from the cartoon "Peppa Pig"
The end of 2018 was approaching. The symbol of the year, the Dog, began to behave like the last dog.
To the song “Who let the dogs out,” the Dog comes out, surrounded by girls, and sits on a chair.
The dog lost the trust of citizens and could no longer remain the symbol of the year. The world council decided to elect someone else. But the Dog was against it.
The dog expresses dissatisfaction.
To the sound of the gong in the ring, a girl with a poster “Symbol of the Year 2019” walks across the stage.
Music from the film "Pirates of the Caribbean" plays, to which Jack Sparrow appears.
Heroes fight. Jack Sparrow wounds the Dog, but the Dog still wins.
The song “Who let the dogs out” sounds again, the Dog salutes the audience (this happens after every victory).
Darth Vader comes out to the music from the Star Wars movie. From the movements of Vader's hand, the Dog bends and grimaces. But then he gets on all fours and runs up to Vader, pretending to be a “good dog.” Darth Vader pets him, and the Hound unexpectedly attacks and wins.
Next, you can add any popular heroes.
The melody from the cartoon “Peppa Pig” plays, and the Pig comes out to it.
Dog (through laughter):
Yes, it's a little pig!
A dog, wounded in battle, loses strength. He falls to the floor. The laughter turns into a cough. The pig approaches him and kicks him lightly.
Pig: Not a pig, but a symbol of the year!
You can end the scene with all the characters dancing.
New Year's fairy tale "Hello, New Year!" for adults
Before the start of the remarks, you can rehearse, explaining to all participants that they need to be said when the congratulations are about their hero, and when exactly - it will be clear from the text and emotional accents that the presenter will give (you can even agree on signs). Although, if you read it expressively, then everyone understands when to join.
Characters, lines:
- Announcer - “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!”
- Toastmaster - “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!”
- District police officer - “So, maybe you can pour it for me today?”
- Santa Claus - “And I brought you gifts!”
- Guests - “Hello, New Year!”
- Neighbors - “Congratulations to all of you!”
The host selects the “artists” who will deliver certain lines in a playful manner:
Artist selection
Presenter: In order for us to act out a scene, we need to give out roles! (To one of the guests) You, I see, are not silent and talk all the time. We need an announcer now, you are the right one! (Hands over a piece of paper with a phrase for the role of the Announcer.) (To another guest) And you should give toasts - you are the Toastmaster, then! (Gives words for the role of Toastmaster) (To another of the guests) The person is not new to everyone - the precinct is known to everyone! (Hands over the words for the role of the Precinct Officer) (To the male guest) Replace Santa Claus, He’s late for something! (Gives words for the role of Santa Claus) (To one group of guests) We ask you to be Neighbors, we are always very glad to see you! (Gives words to the Neighbors) (To another group of guests) Be our Guests and play with us! (Hands over words for Guests)
Next, the Presenter reads the text, and the guests, after the corresponding words, pronounce their remarks.
Text of the fairy tale The people are going to celebrate the holiday and, as expected, to celebrate the New Year. The glasses are already filled to the brim, And the Guests are shouting... (Hello, New Year!) But on the TV, the Announcer is in no hurry, He rustles various papers for a long time And informs, it seems, us... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!)
The toastmaster stands up at the table to his full height and makes a very fresh toast, swaying fairly with a glass in his hand... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) And on the TV the music is playing loudly and the Basque performs his famous hit. And the glasses are filled to the brim again. All the Guests are screaming... (Hello, New Year!)
Here Santa Claus, late, knocks. Seeing painfully familiar faces, he rubs his red nose in embarrassment and whispers... (And I brought you gifts!) And the Guests decided to raise the Toastmaster. He can't get up on his own! And he makes a toast, as if in a dream... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) And the Announcer repeats especially for us... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!) He is probably afraid that we will “get enough” And the New Year is already can't wait! The doorbell rang. Neighbors burst in , bringing wine and all sorts of food. They are shouting from the doorway... (Congratulations to all of you!) And the Announcer ... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!) Having made room a little, we sat down at the table. Totally inopportune, the policeman came in, Seeing our company in the window... (So, maybe today you’ll pour some for me too?) The neighbors are shouting... (Congratulations to all of you!) And the Announcer Santa Claus takes out his bag And he whispers... (And I brought you gifts!) How great it is to celebrate the New Year together! And, barely breathing, Toastmaster gets up... (So let’s drink to those who are now on horseback!) He can’t wait for gifts anymore. Glasses have been poured for the main toast, All the Guests have risen in a single impulse, They are chanting together... (Hello, New Year!) And the clock hands are rushing forward! Our Toastmaster sobered up in an instant, And again he stubbornly repeats his toast... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) Well, well, let's pour it and raise a glass to the New Year!
“And deer are better!”
This funny play-scene involves influencing the characters and spectators to a predetermined effect of surprise. The main character is Santa Claus. He rides reindeer across the tundra in a snowstorm and cannot see the road. Suddenly obstacles appear in his way. But, of course, he will overcome all of them and will definitely get to the children for the holiday!
Replies from the main participant - GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS:
– An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better! (A joke from Santa Claus on the way.)
- However! (When an obstacle arose.)
- Happy New Year! However. (At the very end, after the final words of the presenter.)
Silent participants (they run onto the stage and suddenly stop right in front of Santa Claus):
MOUNTAIN (you have to go around it)
GAP (you have to jump over it)
ICE FLOW (it must be driven to the shore by a blow of wind)
POLAR BEAR (you need to give him a gift - fish)
WIND (howls)
BLIZZARD (circling and sweeping)
All participants must figure out for themselves what to do and when to do it, following the course of the presenter’s narration.
HOST: Far North. It's cold, though. The wind howls. Santa Claus rides across the tundra in a large sleigh on reindeer and exclaims cheerfully...
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, a huge MOUNTAIN appears in front of Santa Claus!
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus took off his hat, scratched the back of his head, and put on his hat. And I remembered the old wise proverb: a smart person won’t climb a mountain, a smart person will walk around a mountain. And he ordered the deer to go around this huge mountain, and then move on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, suddenly, an Abyss appeared in front of Santa Claus! It lay and stretched far in both directions - there was no way to get around it.
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus took off his mittens, rubbed his hands, stretched his legs, and put on his mittens. And I remembered the old wise proverb: don’t say “hop” until you jump over. Then Santa Claus ordered the reindeer to run faster and push off harder. So they jumped over the abyss. And I moved on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, the open ocean splashed in front of Santa Claus. This was a huge ICE floe breaking off, which the WIND carried far from the shore.
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus looked left, looked right. I determined where the WIND was blowing from, and remembered the old wise saying: the wind is the brother of the blizzard. Santa Claus called Blizzard. The Blizzard began to blow towards the WIND. The WIND and Blizzard swirled in a snowy waltz, and drove the ICE FLOW to the shore. And Santa Claus moved on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the WIND howls. A BLIZZARD swirls and sweeps. Nothing is visible, however. Suddenly, a POLAR BEAR suddenly appeared in front of Santa Claus.
SANTA CLAUS: However!
HOST: Santa Claus looked at his red bag and remembered the old wise saying: it is not the gift that is valuable, but the attention. And Santa Claus took a silver fish out of his bag and gave it to the polar bear. The POLAR BEAR gladly took the fish, bowed to Santa Claus and stepped aside. And Santa Claus moved on.
SANTA CLAUS: An airplane is good, a snowmobile is good, even skis are good. And deer are better!
HOST: This is how he goes, goes. And the horizon brightens. The polar night is receding. The tundra is over and the taiga has passed. And there are the lights of big cities and decorated Christmas trees. And Grandfather Frost gives gifts to everyone. And why? And all because Santa Claus is kind and savvy.
SANTA CLAUS: Happy New Year! However.
New Year's fairy tale for little ones
This table entertainment is similar to the previous one and is played according to the same rules, but with a funnier text, designed for an adult company. Such a New Year's tale will especially benefit if the characters, in addition to cards with words, are given small props: funny hats, noses, headbands that will emphasize the comical nature of the image.
Characters and lines:
- New Year - “Well, you give!”
- Santa Claus - “Are you drinking without me?”
- Snow Maiden - “Both-on!”
- Old women (Baba Yagas) - “Well, never mind!”
- Goblin - “Well, for good luck!”
- Waitress - “Who broke all the plates?
- Guests (people) - “Happy New Year!”
- Presenter - reads the text
Fairy tale text
On the eve of the New Year, the people have a tradition of celebrating. The people care about the crisis and adversity. The happy ones shout loudly... (“Happy New Year!”)
But here the New Year sits in front of us, as if it was just born, looking at people: at uncles and aunts, and wondering out loud: ... (“Well, you give!”)
And the Guests are cheerful, fashionably dressed, shouting loudly in joy: ... (“Happy New Year!”)
He rushed to congratulate (pokes his nose everywhere) Tired of matinees? Father Frost ! He repeats, barely coherently: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) In response, New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”)
And what’s outside the window, there are the whims of nature, But the Guests don’t care - they shout: ... (“Happy New Year!”)
Then the Snow Maiden theatrically, and she looked very sexy. Apparently she won’t go home alone, And she said mysteriously... (“Both of us!”)
Santa Claus began to sniffle: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) In response, New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”) And the Guests again, without hesitation and right away, are shouting louder and louder: ... (“ Happy New Year!")
And again the Snow Maiden , full of forebodings, savors it, admiring herself: ... (“Both-on!”) Frost keeps groaning: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) Followed by the New Year : ... (“Well, you give !")
Two playful grannies, two Baba Yagas , As if they had gotten off on the right foot, Cooing over a glass about the fate of the jagus, And out loud they are indignant: ... (“Well, never mind!”)
The Snow Maiden is full of passion and desire, With temptation and languidly repeats: ... (“Both-on!”) Frost screams: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) And after the New Year : ... (“Well, you give !")
Everything goes on its way, goes on its own, And the Guests shout again: ... (“Happy New Year!”)
made her contribution in a separate fragment, but brightly and briefly . She threw the arrows on the table and asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)
The Yaguskis, having settled down, as if in a hut, shouted to her in chorus: ... (“Well, never mind!”) The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly intoxicated, Laughs, whispering with delight: ... (“Both-on!”)
And Grandfather already shouts: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) Followed by New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”) And the Guests , feeling freedom of thought, chant together again: ... (“With New Year!")
Here Leshy , out of joy, almost crying, gets up with the words: ... (“Well, for good luck!”) And the Waitress , having taken a sip of the burners, Asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)
The grannies , having taken one more sausage each, The couple shouted: ... (“Well, nevermind!”) The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine And again exclaimed out loud: ... (“Both of them!”)
And Father Frost , whispering slyly, (“Are you drinking without me?”)
And he drinks the New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”) And Leshy, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time Called with inspiration: ... (“Well, here’s to good luck!”)
And the glasses, as if filled with honey, of the Guests, who drink and shout in unison: … … (“Happy New Year!”)
"New Year's essay"
Teacher (sitting at the table) : Holidays are holidays, but I have to work, check notebooks... So, the essay “What I would ask Santa Claus for the New Year.” It's interesting what they wrote here. Our first one is Vovochka... (The teacher opens the notebook, Vovochka comes on stage) Vovochka : I would ask Santa Claus to make sure that no essays need to be written next year! (Vovochka leaves) Teacher : Well, this is all clear, lazybones... Next notebook. Mashenka. Wait, why is a cosmetics catalog attached to the essay? (Opens the notebook, Mashenka comes on stage) Mashenka : “I would ask Santa Claus for items No. 145, 146 and 172 for the New Year! (Mashenka leaves) Teacher : “Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay... Who's next? Egor! (Egor appears on stage) Egor : To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write him a letter. Where can I get his personal email? You can’t do this without hacking the system...” (Egor leaves in deep thought) Teacher : Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I’m tired of something, I’ll probably check it later. (All the children run out onto the stage) In chorus : Happy New Year, happy new happiness!
New Year's impromptu “Forest Tale” for an adult company
Characters and lines:
- Hare - “Life is not easy for hares”
- Moose - “Everything in me has broken!”
- Cat - “I’d like some champagne”
- Pig - “I’m as beautiful as a snowflake!”
- Hedgehog - “Without Head and Legs”
Fairy tale text
On New Year's Day, everyone, without a doubt, believes in fairy tales, gentlemen! In our hall of transformation
And brilliant acting!
Text of the fairy tale In the forest, under an old Christmas tree, little hare lives. He always repeats one thing: (Life is not easy for hares) One day, on New Year’s Eve, the forest people gathered. Go to visit the oblique one, have a drink and a snack there. Old Uncle Elk (Everything in me broke off) The Cat Girl came with him ( I’d like a little champagne) Aunt Pig (I’m as beautiful as a snowflake). Well, a very wise Hedgehog (I am without a head and legs), appeared, trembling all from the cold. The hare repeats his message to everyone: (Life is not easy for hares) Then Uncle Elk said : (Everything broke in me) “So that life can be easy in the morning,
100 grams of cognac helps.” Cat intervened (I’ll have a little champagne) “It will make life easier for the oblique one,
If he learns to be cunning.” “No, let me,” says Pig , “(I’m as beautiful as a snowflake). To make life easier,
We need to marry him!” the Hedgehog entered the conversation (I am without a head and legs),
“To live easily in the world, you need to get courage.”
The hare , know, repeats one thing: (Life is not easy for hares) Nothing, the Elk told everyone: (Everything broke in me) “The New Year is coming, So we will all be lucky.” girl says : (I’d like some champagne) “And so that success can overtake us, I invite everyone to drink.” “That’s a thought,” cried Pig (I’m as beautiful as a snowflake). The wise Hedgehog (I am without a head and legs), The animals began to pour and congratulate each other. May life be easy for everyone, and everyone always be lucky in everything!
Cool New Year's scene “12 animals of the Eastern calendar”
Participants in this New Year's table game are given words and 12 animal masks. The presenter reads the text. The one he calls says his phrase.
Characters and lines:
- Mouse - “You can’t fool around with me!”
- Bull - “I’m warning you, I’m a muscleman!”
- Tiger - “No more games!”
- Rabbit - “I’m not an alcoholic!”
- Dragon - “My word is law!”
- Snake - “Well, of course, it’s me!”
- Horse - “The fight will be hot”
- Goat - “Everyone, of course, is in favor!”
- Monkey - “I’m definitely without a flaw!”
- Rooster - “Wow!” - I scream at the top of my lungs!
- Dog - “There’s going to be a fight here soon!”
- Pig - “As soon as I do!”
- The people (spectators) shout in unison - “Congratulations!”
Fairy tale text
There is a Japanese belief
A fairy tale, simply put:
One day the animals gathered to choose a king. The Mouse came running... (“You can’t fool around with me!”) The Dragon flew in... (“My word is the law!”) The Goat also appeared... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”) The Dog rushed in... (“There’s going to be a fight here soon!”) The Snake crawled… (“Well, of course, it’s me!”) The Rooster came running… (“Wow!” I scream at the top of my lungs!) The Pig came… (“As soon as it’s me! ") The Horse galloped up... ("The fight will be hot") The Tiger jumped up... ("No more games!") The Bull came galloping in... ("I'm warning you, I'm a muscleman!") The Rabbit galloped up... ("I'm not an alcoholic!") The Monkey came... (“I’m definitely without a flaw!”) When the people chanted joyfully…. (“Congratulations!”) They gathered for the New Year, They began to howl, meow, bark, Arguing and screaming until dawn: Everyone wants to rule each other, Everyone wants to become king. The Mouse said... (“You can’t fool around with me!”) The Rabbit shouted hysterically... (“I’m not an alcoholic!”) The Monkey was indignant... (“I’m certainly without a flaw!”) The Snake asserted... (“Well, of course, it’s me !”) The Dog warned everyone... (“There will soon be a fight here!”) The Bull got furious... (“I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”) The Dragon yelled at everyone... (“My word is the law!”) The Rooster crowed... (“Wow!” I’m screaming at the top of my lungs!”) The Goat bent its horns... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”) The Tiger growled menacingly... (“No more games!”) The Pig got scared... ... (“As soon as I do!” ) The Horse bucked... ("The fight will be hot") In general, they fought on New Year's Eve, When the people chanted joyfully... (“Congratulations!”)
And from heaven the Japanese god looked sternly at this and said: “It’s time, by God, to Stop the commotion! Stand in a friendly round dance, Let everyone rule for one year!” The Goat jumped up... ("Everyone, of course, is in favor!") The Dragon approved... ("My word is the law!") The Pig suggested... ("As soon as I do!") The Tiger also confirmed... ("No more games !”) The Rooster was delighted... (“Wow!” I scream at the top of my lungs!) The Bull warned everyone... (“I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”) The Mouse said languidly... (“You can’t fool around with me!”) The Snake boasted to everyone... (“Well, of course, it’s me!”) The Monkey answered her… (“I’m definitely without a flaw!”) The Dog sniffed… (“There will soon be a fight here!”) The Horse frowned… (“The fight will be hot”) Only the Rabbit squealed... (“I’m not an alcoholic!”) It was on New Year’s Eve, When the people were joyfully chanting... (“Congratulations!”)
"In the animal world"
from the hall - 7 girls and 5 men. The presenter individually tells them the roles with lines.
The presenter portrays Nikolai Drozdov (cap, goatee). The music is played from the TV show “In the Animal World” (Paul Mauriat’s orchestra – “The Lark”).
Nikolai Drozdov talks about the habits of animals living in the horoscope. Each character has his own line, which the character says after hearing the name of his animal. Further, the characters, following the story about themselves, perform those actions that the presenter will voice (what these actions will be, the participants do not know, they were only told their remarks).
RAT: Blonde Queen!
BULL: Poke with horns!
TIGER: I want role-playing games!
CAT: And the compote?
DRAGON: I am a law unto myself!
SNAKE: I am all yours!
HORSE: Tell me the way to Red Square!
GOAT: A-za-za!
MONKEY: Why am I still not drunk?
ROOSTER: I have a fighting spirit!
DOG: I hear a noise, but where is the fight?
PIG: Almost immediately, I’ll do it!
Drozdov’s actions with animals: scratching behind the ear, stroking, calling to him, feeding, etc.
Presenter (in a very kind and gentle voice of Nikolai Drozdov):
Hello, dear friends. We think we know everything about the animal world. But in fact, even the most common types of arthropods, such as this one (in a touching voice, shows the audience a moving black toy - a scorpion should look like a real one) scorpion... What do we know about it? His body temperature is inconsistent. Depends on the ambient temperature. But how does it regulate its temperature? Or this Capricorn. What kind of creature? The science of zoology is still unknown. Well, now about what you will see in today's program. As you probably guessed, today we will get acquainted with the inhabitants of the horoscope. Or rather, about the annual twelve-year cycle.
2021 will begin soon, and a new cycle of animals walking in circles begins in the horoscope. The animals will line up in a round dance and begin to move around the Christmas tree. The RAT comes first.
RAT: Blonde Queen!
DROZDOV: Yes, in the coming year this charming animal will change its gray coat to a royal white one. The rightful mistress of the coming year! This is how she charmingly gnaws on something delicious - without hesitation, she takes it from the table and gnaws it. And he offers it to me. Run to me, baby. Do you hear how it beeps? She encourages everyone to have fun. But don’t forget to replenish your pantry.
DROZDOV: And this is a BULL.
BULL: Poke with horns!
DROZDOV: He sensed that he could chew something here and came to the holiday. Watch as this heavy-bodied ruminant eagerly stamps his hoof and continually chews. Give him something to chew already! (In a touchingly frightened voice, as if he was pretending to be frightened.) And who is there watching us so predatorily? Don't eat us, TIGER!
TIGER: I want role-playing games!
DROZDOV: In fact, he is kind. Especially if you are full. We need to feed him. He takes a bite from the hand of a beautiful girl with pleasure. Here you are. Feed him. Be careful, he might grab your hand. And the heart. They say he's a heartthrob. And look who is there? They say they rule. Well, come on, taxi over here and get some sour cream, CAT.
CAT: And the compote?
DROZDOV: But the compote doesn’t pour into your mouth. Learn student! (Scratches the Cat behind the ear.) Somehow the sky has darkened. And here is an SMS from the Ministry of Emergency Situations. What do they write there? On the territory of the horoscope, precipitation in the form of lava with hot stones is possible. And it's all because of the DRAGON.
DRAGON: I am a law unto myself!
DROZDOV: Himself, of course. But you need to get treatment. Look how it's bombing. And runny nose with cough. All this can be fixed. There's some hot medicine on the table over there, especially for hot throats. Who's crawling there? Well, crawl closer, SNAKE.
SNAKE: I am all yours!
DROZDOV: Wow, it flutters around and around, but doesn’t get into your hands. Slips out. That's how it always is - the dynamite will slip out. Now she’s alert – she feels the earth trembling. It's a HORSE galloping.
HORSE: Tell me the way to Red Square!
DROZDOV: She has such bangs, and what a withers (strokes). Ha, he kicks. Well, well, don't kick. Wow, I would ride on it... What am I talking about? Yes. Look, a GOAT came up to us.
GOAT: A-za-za!
DROZDOV: A wayward and capricious animal. Constantly on a spree. She is both full and drunk. He walks around the hills and finds everything he needs everywhere. But a MONKEY jumped off the branch.
MONKEY: Why am I still not drunk?
DROZDOV: She’s already cheerful. Jumps on the branches, bullies everyone, teases. Curious prankster! But the loudest and brightest of all birds, of course, is the ROOSTER.
ROOSTER: I have a fighting spirit!
DROZDOV: This bird lives in the horoscope and in every village. Fly here, peck the grains, show yourself in all your glory, shout the morning wake-up call. As soon as he senses someone’s fighting spirit, the DOG’s ears will immediately prick up.
DOG: I hear a noise, but where is the fight?
DROZDOV: Come to me! Sit! Stand! Give me your paw! Well done. Smart little animal. For something delicious. And the last one to appear in the horoscope is the PIG.
PIG: Almost immediately, I’ll do it!
DROZDOV: She loves to take care of her massive body - she takes mud baths, flops around, rolls around. And then he comes out of the puddle and grunts contentedly. Now all the animals of the horoscope are with us. They take each other by the paws and walk around each other, following the little tailed leader who wishes everyone happiness in the coming year!
Funny New Year's scene about blondes
Participants must speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas.
1 Blonde : Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here? 2 Blonde : Waiting for Leshy 1 Blonde : Why wait for him? 2 Blonde : Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it is - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now... 1 Blonde : And where is he? 2 Blonde : At the hairdresser... at Zverev's 1 Blonde : Is this the famous hairdresser? 2 Blonde : No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work... 1 Blonde : Oh 2 Blonde: What? 1 Blonde : Your hair is black! 2 Blonde : Pull it out faster! 1 Blonde : Yes, I was joking.. 2 Blonde : Fuck you.. By the way, here’s Leshy. Leshy comes out in super new clothes, accompanied by music. 1 Blonde : Listen to the latest fashion... 2 Blonde : Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world.. Leshy : Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen? 1 Blonde : Great... 2 Blonde : Now I’d like to teach you how to dance... Leshy : I can do tectonics... 1 Blonde : Something already, show me...
You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes. The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands
Holmes : Watson, I think this is a man's sock.. Watson : How did you guess? Holmes : Elementary! Size is too big. Watson : Do you think it cannot belong to a woman? Holmes : To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock. Watson : Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going? Holmes : Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there... Watson : Shall we go too? Holmes : For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.
SKETCH “NEED A NEW SANTA CLAUS”
Students of all ages can take part in this skit. If you give free rein to your imagination in making costumes, you will get a very funny and spectacular performance.
Snowflake (dressed in the latest fashion, can be taken as a prototype of the hosts of the “Fashionable Sentence” program)
Hipsta Grandfather and Hipster Girl (hipster images: rolled up jeans, shirts, glasses)
Grandfather of Warcraft and Snegamechka (images of gamers: unkempt appearance, holding chips and game joysticks)
Blog Frost and Selfurochka (images of bloggers: constantly filming something on their phones and muttering)
Santa Claus and Snegurokchka (images of rockers: leather jackets, chains, leather pants, guitars)
Father Frost and Snow Maiden (classic images)
The intro melody of the program “Fashionable Sentence”
"Kool thing" by Sonic Youth
Music from the game "World of Warcraft"
"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"
To the melody from the program “Fashionable Sentence,” Snowflake, Snowman and Squirrel appear on stage.
Fashion changes every year: sometimes they wear leopard-print leggings, sometimes they wear Louboutins, sometimes they tuck jeans into their socks. Every year something new! Everywhere, but not here. Santa Claus still walks in his cotton fur coat. The Snow Maiden, as she braided her long braid, continues to braid it. What kind of retrograde? It's outdated and boring! It's time to follow fashion trends! I'm announcing a Santa Claus competition!
Well, why is all this? We like the old grandfather too.
The snowflake hits the snowman in the eye. The snowman screams.
Nothing. A snowflake got into my eye.
The first candidate is Hipsta-grandfather and Hipster. Dressed in fashion, although not for the weather.
Grandfather and Snegurochka come out to the song “Kool thing” by Sonic Youth, dressed like hipsters (necessarily in rolled up jeans). They dance.
Yes, these ankles will freeze in our winter. Not only will they not reach Ustyug, they won’t reach the next entrance!
The next participants are Grandfather of Warcraft and Snegamechka.
The music from “World of Warcraft” is playing, and Grandfather comes out to it in a long, dirty T-shirt, unkempt, with a bottle of cola and a pack of chips, with him the Snow Maiden in a similar look and with game joysticks in his hands. They dance.
What are you talking about? These Grandfather and Snow Maiden sat at the computer all night and will sleep all day.
The next candidates for the place of Father Frost and Snow Maiden are Blog Frost and Selfurochka.
The chorus of the BI-2 song “Laiki” sounds, and Grandfather and Snegurochka come out in the guise of bloggers. The Snow Maiden constantly takes selfies, Grandfather takes pictures of everything around him. They dance.
Yes, while they are taking selfies with the deer, all their gifts will be stolen!
The next couple is Santa Claus and Snegurokchka.
An AC/DC song plays, to which Father Frost and Snegurochka come out dressed as metal rockers. They dance.
Are you crazy, Snowflake? They will scare all the children away. And the gifts will be sold to buy new guitars. Best case scenario.
You won't be pleased at all! The last candidates are traditional Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Outdated version.
To the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest,” Father Frost and Snow Maiden come out in traditional outfits. With a bag of gifts.
Hello guys! Happy New Year! I brought you gifts.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden present gifts to everyone present on stage, then approach Snowflake and hand her a package.
I don't take bribes!
This is a new iPhone.
We have a new winner!
Of course, we should not forget about the symbol of the coming year - the pig. Our next New Year's skit at school is about her.
More interesting materials:
Cool scene “Everyone is good in the New Year”
The scene involves two people.
FIRST : Good evening, dear friends! Now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year correctly? SECOND : Stop! Why you and not me?! FIRST : Because you don’t know, but I know how to make the New Year holidays perfect! SECOND : Where from! I know you! You are one of those people who don’t have gifts under the tree, but just a Christmas tree cross. FIRST : Are you one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the Christmas tree - as if someone gave them gifts. Damn Santa Claus! SECOND : And you are one of those who watch Urgant on TV all New Year’s Eve. FIRST : And you place tangerines everywhere around the apartment, so that it smells like New Year everywhere. SECOND : Are you one of those who take pictures in front of the TV on New Year's Day during the President's congratulations? FIRST : And you are one of those who shouts “Who knows how to open it!”, and will definitely flood everything with champagne and break the chandelier with a cork. SECOND : Are you one of those who buy 10 thousand worth of firecrackers and fireworks, and then stupidly fall asleep on New Year’s Eve? FIRST : But you belong to that group of people who take a taxi on New Year’s Eve to buy vodka. SECOND : And you’re one of those, who always says: “Hey, pay for the taxi, otherwise I don’t have change from the five thousand!” ONE : Are you one of those people who take a camera on New Year’s Day and then post photos on VKontakte like Lekhin_striptease, Lekha don’t sleep in a salad SECOND : Yes, yes. It’s people like you who don’t go to bed on New Year’s Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you’ll end up going to the toilet. FIRST : And people like you, on the morning of the first of January, get up before everyone else and start pestering everyone: “Come on, get up, let’s go for a ride!” SECOND : Are you one of those people who send all their friends the same SMS with congratulations on New Year’s Day? And after a couple of hours they receive it as a congratulation. FIRST : And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until he finishes everything, he sits as your guest. At least give him a hint. SECOND : And you are one of those people with whom you drink, drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar house. FIRST : And you are one of those who invite your ex, and your current ex, to the New Year. SECOND : you are one of those who count the chimes out loud at midnight, always get confused and start clinking glasses at the 11th stroke. FIRST : Are you one of those people who, in a tavern, starts staring at the women from the group at the next table. And then the whole New Year's Eve is to get this comrade off the men from this company. SECOND : Are you one of those who start taking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor fellow holds on until one in the morning, and then “to hell with them!” and comes untied. FIRST : Are you one of those people for whom all you need for champagne for the New Year is to throw a piece of chocolate into it and sit and watch it float up and down. SECOND : Okay, agree, we are both good... FIRST : And therefore, to celebrate the New Year with an A plus CHORUS : Don’t do it like us!
Mini-scene for a corporate event “Exchange of Experience”
- Leading;
- Segatsu-san (Japanese Santa Claus);
- 1 Japanese;
- 2 Japanese;
- Father Frost;
- Snow Maiden;
- Snowman.
The New Year's song sounds: Disco Accident - New Year. Contagious laughter can be heard (in the recording). Guests of the event sit and drink at the tables. During the height of the New Year's celebration, a tipsy Presenter approaches the microphone.
Presenter : Dear friends! Our magnificent and unforgettable holiday continues!
Everyone shouts : Hurray!
Presenter : So, in terms of cultural exchange, we decided to invite the Japanese delegation to our funny and cheerful corporate event. Are you ready to welcome foreign guests?
Everyone shouts : Yes!
Host : Then meet the Japanese delegation, friends!
Japanese music is playing. A restrained, modest in movements and behavior, the Japanese delegation in traditional clothes (in a kimono with fans) with yellow chrysanthemums in their hands (each has one) comes onto the stage, mincing step after another.
It consists of: Santa Claus and two Japanese.
Japanese Santa Claus (Segatsu-San). He has a rake in his hands. There are two accompanying persons.
The presenter rushes to hug. Segatsu-san pulls away. One of the escorts covers him and speaks, fanning himself and taking a step forward.
1 Japanese: Daze, from his high head, cannot see the thin vetotsky sky.
2 Japanese takes a step forward: It’s New Year’s Eve Segatsu-San (bows to Japanese Santa Claus, who responds with a restrained nod of his head).
1 Japanese : Long into the distance it winds like a tangled ribbon along the line of fate.
2nd Japanese : We are okay, we got to you together with Segatsu-San (bows to the Japanese Santa Claus, he again responds with a restrained nod of his head).
The Japanese music is interrupted.
Presenter, confused: What?
Segatsu-San looks sharply towards the half-drunk Leader and hits the rake on the floor.
Presenter , even less understanding what is happening: What?
The Japanese delegation sharply groups, covering their Japanese Santa Claus Segatsu-San with fans as a shield. Segatsu-san himself puts his rake into a fighting stance like a bayonet.
The half-drunk Presenter comes closer to the Japanese delegation, not paying attention to the belligerence of the foreigners, and literally pulls Segatsu-San out by the collar (hugging him by the shoulders).
Host : Listen, buddy, I understand everything... But why the rake?
Segatsu - San : I understand, according to our customs on New Year's Eve, you need to eat with glables (shows how). It's clear?
The presenter repeats the movements: Aha! But why a flower?
1 Japanese : Ooooh, this is a toze old Japanese tradition. The green chlysanthemum flower represents happiness and longevity. This is what we wish for you. Both Japanese bow and present a flower to the Presenter, who looks with horror at his bouquet of two chrysanthemums.
Segatsu – San : This is a bad plymeta for us!
Presenter : But ours is not very good (puts two flowers away from himself and spits over his shoulder three times).
Presenter , addressing the audience: And now, friends, isn’t it time for us all to call our Santa Claus together?
All in unison : It's time!
The presenter conducts : Grandfather Frost! Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
The Japanese delegation is watching what is happening with interest. The first Japanese person is holding a traditional national New Year's dish: a flatbread with a tangerine on top. The second Japanese man has a tiny cup of Japanese sake vodka in his hands.
The song plays: Disco Crash - New Year is rushing towards us!. A well-fitted delegation of the Russian Father Frost appears on the stage. Santa Claus has a beard with a mustache on his chin, in his hands he is hugging a large bottle of moonshine, the Snowman has a bucket pushed aside, in his hands is a huge string bag with tangerines, oranges and bananas, the Snow Maiden also has a lopsided hat with false braids on her head, and in her hands is a large basin with Olivier salad. In the middle of the stage, two New Year's delegations meet and look at each other in surprise.
Santa Claus hiccups: Colleague, hello! Reaches for sake and drinks. Segatsu-san, looking at the bottle with interest, bows respectfully.
Santa Claus : We need to talk! Exchange of experience, so to speak (takes him aside).
Santa Claus : Tell me, how do you work on New Year's Day? What are you giving?
Segatsu-san : Oooh, I'll let people sit down! New brushes for writing!
1 Japanese man brings Segatsu-San a small bag with brushes for painting.
Segatsu-san : Will you give it for the New Year?
The snowman barely drags a huge bag of gifts to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus, grinning, shows.
Segatsu-san throws up his hands in admiration: Wow!
Santa Claus: What do you eat and drink on New Year's Day?
The 1st and 2nd Japanese bring out and show a small flatbread and a tangerine. The first Japanese man takes a small bottle from his pocket and pours sake into a small cup.
Santa Claus asks skeptically: Is that all?
Representatives of the Japanese delegation nod with smiles on their faces.
Segatsu-san : Do you drink and eat this for the New Year?
The song of Verka Serduchka is playing - Gorilka. The Snowman comes up with a string bag of fruit. The Snow Maiden can barely carry a bowl of Olivier. Santa Claus pulls up a huge bottle of moonshine.
The Japanese enthusiastically say in unison: Wow!
Everyone drinks and eats, and treats the Japanese delegation, which is also already tipsy.
Segatsu-san , hugging Santa Claus: Listen, Moloz! I understand everything, but I just don’t understand, that’s why your name is aphids (you can hear in the recording how the audience calls Santa Claus three times)?
Santa Claus smiles and says: Yes, because after another glass I can hardly hear them and, to be honest, I don’t really understand them! Again the voice of the audience is heard calling Santa Claus. Both (Santa Claus and Segatsu-San) shout in an embrace: Let's go, let's go. They leave dancing to the song of Verka Serduchka - Good!
Short skit for New Year 2022 “A movie is being made”
Raise your hands those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on their card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!
He reads, calling one participant in the production at a time and forcing them to “get into character.”
So, the artists received cards with the characters in our impromptu performance, which we will film on camera. They learn what needs to be done only on stage and must immediately perform it.
Characters:
- Grandfather
- Horse
- Sled
- Wind
- Wolves
- Owl
- Lonely Doe
- Bunnies
- Stump
- Christmas trees
Text
Attention! Camera, motor, started:
One day, GRANDFATHER harnessed a HORSE to a SLED and went into the forest to pick up a Christmas tree. I went into the forest. And in the forest: the WIND is rustling, WOLVES are howling, an OWL is screaming. A LONELY DOE ran by. The BUNNIES jumped out into the clearing and began drumming on the STUMP. GRANDFATHER arrived in the clearing, the HARES got scared and ran away. Grandfather sat down on a stump and looked around. And all around - FIR-trees are growing. GRANDFATHER approached the first Christmas tree and touched it. He didn't like the Christmas tree.
He walked up to the other one. I touched it and liked it, touched it again and really liked it. I touched it more carefully, and it’s not a FIR-RESRING tree at all, but an oak tree. Grandfather spat and went to the third Christmas tree. He touched it, shook it - like a Christmas tree! GRANDFATHER swung his ax, and lo and behold, there was no ax! Then Grandfather swung just like that. The FIR-tree begged: “Don’t cut me down, old man, I won’t be of any use to you. Because everything, as it is, is sick, the trunk has scoliosis, the needles have fallen out, the legs are crooked. GRANDFATHER obeyed and went to the fourth FIR-tree. I touched the trunk - it was straight, I touched the needles - the needles were good, I looked at the legs - they were straight. Just right Christmas tree! GRANDFATHER swung, and the FIR-tree asked him: “WHAT are you waving, old man? Pull by the roots!” GRANDFATHER grabbed the Christmas tree, pulled and pulled, but couldn’t pull it out.
The HARES saw this and decided to help GRANDFATHER. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. THE HARES called the WOLVES. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. They called the WOLVES Owl. An OWL has arrived. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. Then they called the LONELY DOE to help. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. And then everyone called the WIND. The WIND came to the rescue. Then they all grabbed the Christmas tree together, Grandfather grabbed the Christmas tree; HARNES for GRANDFATHER; WOLVES for HARES; Owl for WOLVES; A LONELY DOE followed an OWL and the WIND blew. Yes, in the wrong direction, the WIND blew from the other direction! The WIND blew once, the WIND blew two, the WIND blew three, and they pulled out the FIR-TREE and loaded it onto the SLED. GRANDFATHER got on his SLED and drove off to celebrate the New Year.
Stop. Removed. Thanks to all! Shake hands.
Free improvisation “There was a Christmas tree in the snow”
Free improvisation on the poem by S. V. Mikhalkov “There was a Christmas tree in the snow.”
Participants must improvise the actions and remarks of the characters during the poem themselves!
Example:
TREE : in the first quatrain - flaunts itself, in the second quatrain - in fear with the cry “Oh-oh-oh!” closes his eyes and shakes.
THE FORESTMAN and THE FORESTMAN'S SON : like bandits, they burst onto the stage, banging firecrackers with confetti and streamers. YOLOCHKA with her eyes closed shakes even more, imagining that this is shooting from pistols. THE FOREST MAN and THE FOREST MAN'S SON decorate the TREE - they hang tinsel on it and give them balls. YOLOCHKA shouts: “Mommies, is this a bomb or a grenade?!” Then, opening her eyes, YOLOCHKA notices that she is dressed up, sighs with relief and rejoices.
Text:
There was a Christmas tree in the snow - a little green fringe, resinous, healthy, one and a half meters high.
An event occurred One winter day: The forester decided to cut it down! - So it seemed to her.
She was noticed, was surrounded... And only late in the evening did she come to her senses.
What a strange feeling! Fear has disappeared somewhere... Glass lanterns are burning in its branches.
Jewelry sparkles - What an elegant look! At the same time, without a doubt, She is standing in the forest.
Not cut down! Whole! Beautiful and strong!.. Who saved her, who undressed her? Forester's son!
