Skits for the New Year of the Tiger 2022 for adults: funny and modern

A short skit for a corporate event in the Year of the Tiger 2022

This sketch is with two presenters - a man and a woman. The floor is also given to the manager. A very interesting text mentioning the symbol of 2022 - the Tiger.

Leading man : On the eve of the main holiday of the whole world, we sum up the results, congratulate each other, and give gifts. All this can be done by your respected leader who gets the floor!

Speech by a leader or several bosses who say warm words to employees and colleagues, and give gifts to friends:

The past is already behind us. New working hours are coming during the Tiger period. Come to our office party today, To celebrate, Life will give you another bonus. The past will be left behind. The past was bad, now everything will be better.

Leading woman : Do you need anything after such congratulations and wishes? That's right, these are good points for the above!

Music background with modern music

Leading Woman : Looks like someone is missing. Damn, I forgot the woman's name. Well, tell me! If adults call “Snow White,” the director nods in agreement and the presenter speaks further. You can hear a musical song from the series “Shapoklyak”, the cartoon “Cheburashka and Gennady the Crocodile”. Shapoklyak sings the song “Who Helps People” Who celebrates the New Year of the Tiger? He's wasting his time. The frost is just annoying at the end of December. Therefore, I advise everyone to celebrate the holiday alone, or with dear Snow White.

New Year's fairy tale "Hello, New Year!" for adults

Before the start of the remarks, you can rehearse, explaining to all participants that they need to be said when the congratulations are about their hero, and when exactly - it will be clear from the text and emotional accents that the presenter will give (you can even agree on signs). Although, if you read it expressively, then everyone understands when to join.

Characters, lines:

• Announcer - “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!”
• Toastmaster - “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!”
• District police officer - “So, maybe you can pour it for me today?”
• Santa Claus - “And I brought you gifts!”
• Guests - “Hello, New Year!”
• Neighbors - “Congratulations to all of you!”

The host selects the “artists” who will deliver certain lines in a playful manner:

Artist selection

Presenter: In order for us to act out a scene, we need to give out roles! (To one of the guests) You, I see, are not silent and talk all the time. We need an announcer now, you are the right one! (Hands over a piece of paper with a phrase for the role of the Announcer.) (To another guest) And you should give toasts - you are the Toastmaster, then! (Gives words for the role of Toastmaster) (To another of the guests) The person is not new to everyone - the precinct is known to everyone! (Hands over the words for the role of the Precinct Officer) (To the male guest) Replace Santa Claus, He’s late for something! (Gives words for the role of Santa Claus) (To one group of guests) We ask you to be Neighbors, we are always very glad to see you! (Gives words to the Neighbors) (To another group of guests) Be our Guests and play with us! (Hands over words for Guests)

Next, the Presenter reads the text, and the guests, after the corresponding words, pronounce their remarks.

Text of the fairy tale The people are going to celebrate the holiday and, as expected, to celebrate the New Year. The glasses are already filled to the brim, And the Guests are shouting... (Hello, New Year!) But on the TV, the Announcer is in no hurry, He rustles various papers for a long time And informs, it seems, us... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!)

The toastmaster stands up at the table to his full height and makes a very fresh toast, swaying fairly with a glass in his hand... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) And on the TV the music is playing loudly and the Basque performs his famous hit. And the glasses are filled to the brim again. All the Guests are screaming... (Hello, New Year!)

Here Santa Claus, late, knocks. Seeing painfully familiar faces, he rubs his red nose in embarrassment and whispers... (And I brought you gifts!) And the Guests decided to raise the Toastmaster. He can't get up on his own! And he makes a toast, as if in a dream... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) And the Announcer repeats especially for us... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!) He is probably afraid that we will “get enough” And the New Year is already can't wait! The doorbell rang. Neighbors burst in , bringing wine and all sorts of food. They are shouting from the doorway... (Congratulations to all of you!) And the Announcer ... (There is still a whole hour until the New Year!) Having made room a little, we sat down at the table. Totally inopportune, the policeman came in, Seeing our company in the window... (So, maybe today you’ll pour some for me too?) The neighbors are shouting... (Congratulations to all of you!) And the Announcer Santa Claus takes out his bag And he whispers... (And I brought you gifts!) How great it is to celebrate the New Year together! And, barely breathing, Toastmaster gets up... (So let’s drink to those who are now on horseback!) He can’t wait for gifts anymore. Glasses have been poured for the main toast, All the Guests have risen in a single impulse, They are chanting together... (Hello, New Year!) And the clock hands are rushing forward! Our Toastmaster sobered up in an instant, And again he stubbornly repeats his toast... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!) Well, well, let's pour it and raise a glass to the New Year!

New Year's fairy tale for little ones

This table entertainment is similar to the previous one and is played according to the same rules, but with a funnier text, designed for an adult company. Such a New Year's tale will especially benefit if the characters, in addition to cards with words, are given small props: funny hats, noses, headbands that will emphasize the comical nature of the image.

Characters and lines:

• New Year - “Well, you give!”
• Santa Claus - “Are you drinking without me?”
• Snow Maiden - “Both-on!”
• Old women (Baba Yagas) - “Well, never mind!”
• Goblin - “Well, for good luck!”
• Waitress - “Who broke all the plates?
• Guests (people) - “Happy New Year!”
• Presenter - reads the text

Fairy tale text

On the eve of the New Year, the people have a tradition of celebrating. The people care about the crisis and adversity. The happy ones shout loudly... (“Happy New Year!”)

But here the New Year sits in front of us, as if it was just born, looking at people: at uncles and aunts, and wondering out loud: ... (“Well, you give!”)

And the Guests are cheerful, fashionably dressed, shouting loudly in joy: ... (“Happy New Year!”)

He rushed to congratulate (pokes his nose everywhere) Tired of matinees? Father Frost ! He repeats, barely coherently: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) In response, New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”)

And what’s outside the window, there are the whims of nature, But the Guests don’t care - they shout: ... (“Happy New Year!”)

Then the Snow Maiden theatrically, and she looked very sexy. Apparently she won’t go home alone, And she said mysteriously... (“Both of us!”)

Santa Claus began to sniffle: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) In response, New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”) And the Guests again, without hesitation and right away, are shouting louder and louder: ... (“ Happy New Year!")

And again the Snow Maiden , full of forebodings, savors it, admiring herself: ... (“Both-on!”) ​​Frost keeps groaning: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) Followed by the New Year : ... (“Well, you give !")

Two playful grannies, two Baba Yagas , As if they had gotten off on the right foot, Cooing over a glass about the fate of the jagus, And out loud they are indignant: ... (“Well, never mind!”)

The Snow Maiden is full of passion and desire, With temptation and languidly repeats: ... (“Both-on!”) ​​Frost screams: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) And after the New Year : ... (“Well, you give !")

Everything goes on its way, goes on its own, And the Guests shout again: ... (“Happy New Year!”)

made her contribution in a separate fragment, but brightly and briefly . She threw the arrows on the table and asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)

The Yaguskis, having settled down, as if in a hut, shouted to her in chorus: ... (“Well, never mind!”) The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly intoxicated, Laughs, whispering with delight: ... (“Both-on!”)

And Grandfather already shouts: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”) Followed by New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”) And the Guests , feeling freedom of thought, chant together again: ... (“With New Year!")

Here Leshy , out of joy, almost crying, gets up with the words: ... (“Well, for good luck!”) And the Waitress , having taken a sip of the burners, Asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)

The grannies , having taken one more sausage each, The couple shouted: ... (“Well, nevermind!”) The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine And again exclaimed out loud: ... (“Both of them!”)

And Father Frost , whispering slyly, (“Are you drinking without me?”)

And he drinks the New Year : ... (“Well, you give!”) And Leshy, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time Called with inspiration: ... (“Well, here’s to good luck!”)

And the glasses, as if filled with honey, of the Guests, who drink and shout in unison: … … (“Happy New Year!”)

"Three maidens by the window…"

Three girls under the window were daydreaming in the evening: How to lure a man, marry him as soon as possible, So that he lives alone with his wife and does not go around with women. If only I were a queen, says the younger sister,

If only I were not too lazy to please my husband both night and day. No cekca - no marriage, that’s where the dog is buried. I've already watched a bunch of films about this matter. I’ll kiss my husband like that, he won’t look at anyone else.

If only I were a queen, echoes the middle sister, I would dress my husband in Versace and Cardin. He would be a different example, the most stylish gentleman. He would never leave the pages of newspapers and magazines.

Slava Zaitsev would even sew T-shirts for him from chinchillas. The best-dressed husband is the success of a marriage! Sisters, what kind of nonsense is this?! - the eldest shouts in response, One undresses her husband, and the other dresses him!

We would go on a cruise, at first, to Paris, Saint-Germain and Notre Dame, after Vienna, Amsterdam. The bonds of Hymen will become stronger with each place. Just as the sisters were getting ready to go to bed, their mother returned home.

Our light, mother, tell me and report the whole truth, What should we do with a man so that he doesn’t run to the left? Their mother answered them this way: I didn’t graduate from high school, But having lived for many years, I can give one piece of advice.

So that your dog doesn’t bite, so that the bull doesn’t rush at people, so that the rooster regularly tramples the chickens left and right, so that your ugly goat doesn’t interfere with the neighbor’s garden, so that the household lives amicably, know: you need to feed the cattle!

New Year's impromptu “Forest Tale” for an adult company

Characters and lines:

• Hare - “Life is not easy for hares”
• Moose - “Everything in me has broken!”
• Cat - “I’d like some champagne”
• Pig - “I’m as beautiful as a snowflake!”
• Hedgehog - “Without Head and Legs”

Fairy tale text

On New Year's Day, everyone, without a doubt, believes in fairy tales, gentlemen! In our hall of transformation

And brilliant acting!

Text of the fairy tale In the forest, under an old Christmas tree, little hare lives. He always repeats one thing: (Life is not easy for hares) One day, on New Year’s Eve, the forest people gathered. Go to visit the oblique one, have a drink and a snack there. Old Uncle Elk (Everything in me broke off) The Cat Girl came with him ( I’d like a little champagne) Aunt Pig (I’m as beautiful as a snowflake). Well, a very wise Hedgehog (I am without a head and legs), appeared, trembling all from the cold. The hare repeats his message to everyone: (Life is not easy for hares) Then Uncle Elk said : (Everything broke in me) “So that life can be easy in the morning,

100 grams of cognac helps.” Cat intervened (I’ll have a little champagne) “It will make life easier for the oblique one,

If he learns to be cunning.” “No, let me,” says Pig , “(I’m as beautiful as a snowflake). To make life easier,

We need to marry him!” the Hedgehog entered the conversation (I am without a head and legs),

“To live easily in the world, you need to get courage.”

The hare , know, repeats one thing: (Life is not easy for hares) Nothing, the Elk told everyone: (Everything broke in me) “The New Year is coming, So we will all be lucky.” girl says : (I’d like some champagne) “And so that success can overtake us, I invite everyone to drink.” “That’s a thought,” cried Pig (I’m as beautiful as a snowflake). The wise Hedgehog (I am without a head and legs), The animals began to pour and congratulate each other. May life be easy for everyone, and everyone always be lucky in everything!

A fairy tale in a new way - Little Red Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood characters

presenter, Little Red Riding Hood and the postman Pechkin

meeting of Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf

wolf in grandma's mansion

Little Red Riding Hood dialogue with the wolf grandmother

Riot police going after the wolf

happy ending and heroes after many years

Cool New Year's scene “12 animals of the Eastern calendar”

Participants in this New Year's table game are given words and 12 animal masks. The presenter reads the text. The one he calls says his phrase.

Characters and lines:

• Mouse - “You can’t fool around with me!”
• Bull - “I’m warning you, I’m a muscleman!”
• Tiger - “No more games!”
• Rabbit - “I’m not an alcoholic!”
• Dragon - “My word is law!”
• Snake - “Well, of course, it’s me!”
• Horse - “The fight will be hot”
• Goat - “Everyone, of course, is in favor!”
• Monkey - “I’m definitely without a flaw!”
• Rooster - “Wow!” - I scream at the top of my lungs!
• Dog - “There’s going to be a fight here soon!”
• Pig - “As soon as I do!”
• The people (spectators) shout in unison - “Congratulations!”

Fairy tale text

There is a Japanese belief

A fairy tale, simply put:

One day the animals gathered to choose a king. The Mouse came running... (“You can’t fool around with me!”) The Dragon flew in... (“My word is the law!”) The Goat also appeared... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”) The Dog rushed in... (“There’s going to be a fight here soon!”) ​​The Snake crawled… (“Well, of course, it’s me!”) The Rooster came running… (“Wow!” I scream at the top of my lungs!) The Pig came… (“As soon as it’s me! ") The Horse galloped up... ("The fight will be hot") The Tiger jumped up... ("No more games!") The Bull came galloping in... ("I'm warning you, I'm a muscleman!") The Rabbit galloped up... ("I'm not an alcoholic!") The Monkey came... (“I’m definitely without a flaw!”) When the people chanted joyfully…. (“Congratulations!”) They gathered for the New Year, They began to howl, meow, bark, Arguing and screaming until dawn: Everyone wants to rule each other, Everyone wants to become king. The Mouse said... (“You can’t fool around with me!”) The Rabbit shouted hysterically... (“I’m not an alcoholic!”) The Monkey was indignant... (“I’m certainly without a flaw!”) The Snake asserted... (“Well, of course, it’s me !”) The Dog warned everyone... (“There will soon be a fight here!”) The Bull got furious... (“I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”) The Dragon yelled at everyone... (“My word is the law!”) The Rooster crowed... (“Wow!” I’m screaming at the top of my lungs!”) The Goat bent its horns... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”) The Tiger growled menacingly... (“No more games!”) The Pig got scared... ... (“As soon as I do!” ) The Horse bucked... ("The fight will be hot") In general, they fought on New Year's Eve, When the people chanted joyfully... (“Congratulations!”)

And from heaven the Japanese god looked sternly at this and said: “It’s time, by God, to Stop the commotion! Stand in a friendly round dance, Let everyone rule for one year!” The Goat jumped up... ("Everyone, of course, is in favor!") The Dragon approved... ("My word is the law!") The Pig suggested... ("As soon as I do!") The Tiger also confirmed... ("No more games !”) The Rooster was delighted... (“Wow!” I scream at the top of my lungs!) The Bull warned everyone... (“I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”) The Mouse said languidly... (“You can’t fool around with me!”) The Snake boasted to everyone... (“Well, of course, it’s me!”) The Monkey answered her… (“I’m definitely without a flaw!”) The Dog sniffed… (“There will soon be a fight here!”) The Horse frowned… (“The fight will be hot”) Only the Rabbit squealed... (“I’m not an alcoholic!”) It was on New Year’s Eve, When the people were joyfully chanting... (“Congratulations!”)

Funny New Year's scene about blondes

Participants must speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas.

1 Blonde : Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here? 2 Blonde : Waiting for Leshy 1 Blonde : Why wait for him? 2 Blonde : Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it is - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now... 1 Blonde : And where is he? 2 Blonde : At the hairdresser... at Zverev's 1 Blonde : Is this the famous hairdresser? 2 Blonde : No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work... 1 Blonde : Oh 2 Blonde: What? 1 Blonde : Your hair is black! 2 Blonde : Pull it out faster! 1 Blonde : Yes, I was joking.. 2 Blonde : Fuck you.. By the way, here’s Leshy. Leshy comes out in super new clothes, accompanied by music. 1 Blonde : Listen to the latest fashion... 2 Blonde : Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world.. Leshy : Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen? 1 Blonde : Great... 2 Blonde : Now I’d like to teach you how to dance... Leshy : I can do tectonics... 1 Blonde : Something already, show me...

You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes. The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands

Holmes : Watson, I think this is a man's sock.. Watson : How did you guess? Holmes : Elementary! Size is too big. Watson : Do you think it cannot belong to a woman? Holmes : To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock. Watson : Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going? Holmes : Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there... Watson : Shall we go too? Holmes : For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.

Cool scene “Everyone is good in the New Year”

The scene involves two people.

FIRST : Good evening, dear friends! Now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year correctly? SECOND : Stop! Why you and not me?! FIRST : Because you don’t know, but I know how to make the New Year holidays perfect! SECOND : Where from! I know you! You are one of those people who don’t have gifts under the tree, but just a Christmas tree cross. FIRST : Are you one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the Christmas tree - as if someone gave them gifts. Damn Santa Claus! SECOND : And you are one of those who watch Urgant on TV all New Year’s Eve. FIRST : And you place tangerines everywhere around the apartment, so that it smells like New Year everywhere. SECOND : Are you one of those who take pictures in front of the TV on New Year's Day during the President's congratulations? FIRST : And you are one of those who shouts “Who knows how to open it!”, and will definitely flood everything with champagne and break the chandelier with a cork. SECOND : Are you one of those who buy 10 thousand worth of firecrackers and fireworks, and then stupidly fall asleep on New Year’s Eve? FIRST : But you belong to that group of people who take a taxi on New Year’s Eve to buy vodka. SECOND : And you’re one of those, who always says: “Hey, pay for the taxi, otherwise I don’t have change from the five thousand!” ONE : Are you one of those people who take a camera on New Year’s Day and then post photos on VKontakte like Lekhin_striptease, Lekha don’t sleep in a salad SECOND : Yes, yes. It’s people like you who don’t go to bed on New Year’s Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you’ll end up going to the toilet. FIRST : And people like you, on the morning of the first of January, get up before everyone else and start pestering everyone: “Come on, get up, let’s go for a ride!” SECOND : Are you one of those people who send all their friends the same SMS with congratulations on New Year’s Day? And after a couple of hours they receive it as a congratulation. FIRST : And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until he finishes everything, he sits as your guest. At least give him a hint. SECOND : And you are one of those people with whom you drink, drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar house. FIRST : And you are one of those who invite your ex, and your current ex, to the New Year. SECOND : you are one of those who count the chimes out loud at midnight, always get confused and start clinking glasses at the 11th stroke. FIRST : Are you one of those people who, in a tavern, starts staring at the women from the group at the next table. And then the whole New Year's Eve is to get this comrade off the men from this company. SECOND : Are you one of those who start taking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor fellow holds on until one in the morning, and then “to hell with them!” and comes untied. FIRST : Are you one of those people for whom all you need for champagne for the New Year is to throw a piece of chocolate into it and sit and watch it float up and down. SECOND : Okay, agree, we are both good... FIRST : And therefore, to celebrate the New Year with an A plus CHORUS : Don’t do it like us!

New "Peasant Children"

One day in the cold winter I came out of the forest - it was severely frosty. I look - a horse slowly rises up the mountain, carrying a cart of gold.

And walking importantly, in decorous calm, a peasant leads the Horse by the bridle. In jeans and studs, in a sheepskin coat, with brass knuckles under his arm, and himself with a fingernail.

Hello, boy! - If only you were walking through the forest... - You’re too formidable, as I can see. Otkel little gold? - From the bank, obviously. Father, do you hear, robs, and I take away.

In the forest, blows to the face were heard. - What, does your father have a big family? - The family is big, but everyone is behind bars. The only people free are my father and me.

-Oh, that's it. What's your name? - Vlas. - How old are you? - The sixth has passed. You should go! - the child shouted in a deep voice. He took out a pistol, and Nekrasov fell.

Short skit for New Year 2022 “A movie is being made”

Raise your hands those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on their card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!

He reads, calling one participant in the production at a time and forcing them to “get into character.”

So, the artists received cards with the characters in our impromptu performance, which we will film on camera. They learn what needs to be done only on stage and must immediately perform it.

Characters:

• Grandfather
• Horse
• Sled
• Wind
• Wolves
• Owl
• Lonely Doe
• Bunnies
• Stump
• Christmas trees

Text

Attention! Camera, motor, started:

One day, GRANDFATHER harnessed a HORSE to a SLED and went into the forest to pick up a Christmas tree. I went into the forest. And in the forest: the WIND is rustling, WOLVES are howling, an OWL is screaming. A LONELY DOE ran by. The BUNNIES jumped out into the clearing and began drumming on the STUMP. GRANDFATHER arrived in the clearing, the HARES got scared and ran away. Grandfather sat down on a stump and looked around. And all around - FIR-trees are growing. GRANDFATHER approached the first Christmas tree and touched it. He didn't like the Christmas tree.

He walked up to the other one. I touched it and liked it, touched it again and really liked it. I touched it more carefully, and it’s not a FIR-RESRING tree at all, but an oak tree. Grandfather spat and went to the third Christmas tree. He touched it, shook it - like a Christmas tree! GRANDFATHER swung his ax, and lo and behold, there was no ax! Then Grandfather swung just like that. The FIR-tree begged: “Don’t cut me down, old man, I won’t be of any use to you. Because everything, as it is, is sick, the trunk has scoliosis, the needles have fallen out, the legs are crooked. GRANDFATHER obeyed and went to the fourth FIR-tree. I touched the trunk - it was straight, I touched the needles - the needles were good, I looked at the legs - they were straight. Just right Christmas tree! GRANDFATHER swung, and the FIR-tree asked him: “WHAT are you waving, old man? Pull by the roots!” GRANDFATHER grabbed the Christmas tree, pulled and pulled, but couldn’t pull it out.

The HARES saw this and decided to help GRANDFATHER. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. THE HARES called the WOLVES. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. They called the WOLVES Owl. An OWL has arrived. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. Then they called the LONELY DOE to help. They pull, they pull, but they cannot pull. And then everyone called the WIND. The WIND came to the rescue. Then they all grabbed the Christmas tree together, Grandfather grabbed the Christmas tree; HARNES for GRANDFATHER; WOLVES for HARES; Owl for WOLVES; A LONELY DOE followed an OWL and the WIND blew. Yes, in the wrong direction, the WIND blew from the other direction! The WIND blew once, the WIND blew two, the WIND blew three, and they pulled out the FIR-TREE and loaded it onto the SLED. GRANDFATHER got on his SLED and drove off to celebrate the New Year.

Stop. Removed. Thanks to all! Shake hands.

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Free improvisation “There was a Christmas tree in the snow”

Free improvisation on the poem by S. V. Mikhalkov “There was a Christmas tree in the snow.”

Participants must improvise the actions and remarks of the characters during the poem themselves!

Example:

TREE : in the first quatrain - flaunts itself, in the second quatrain - in fear with the cry “Oh-oh-oh!” closes his eyes and shakes.

THE FORESTMAN and THE FORESTMAN'S SON : like bandits, they burst onto the stage, banging firecrackers with confetti and streamers. YOLOCHKA with her eyes closed shakes even more, imagining that this is shooting from pistols. THE FOREST MAN and THE FOREST MAN'S SON decorate the TREE - they hang tinsel on it and give them balls. YOLOCHKA shouts: “Mommies, is this a bomb or a grenade?!” Then, opening her eyes, YOLOCHKA notices that she is dressed up, sighs with relief and rejoices.

Text:

There was a Christmas tree in the snow - a little green fringe, resinous, healthy, one and a half meters high.

An event occurred One winter day: The forester decided to cut it down! - So it seemed to her.

She was noticed, was surrounded... And only late in the evening did she come to her senses.

What a strange feeling! Fear has disappeared somewhere... Glass lanterns are burning in its branches.

Jewelry sparkles - What an elegant look! At the same time, without a doubt, She is standing in the forest.

Not cut down! Whole! Beautiful and strong!.. Who saved her, who undressed her? Forester's son!

"Near Lukomorye there is a green oak"

Near Lukomorye there was a green oak tree and there was a chain on that oak tree, not gold, but black, but everything went to scrap metal. And they say that the learned Cat once walked along a chain, and brought the Mermaid to tears with his anecdotes.

So the legends don’t lie, there was a Rusalka, without lying. But sit still - while you’re on the branches, she died without a drink. There, on unknown paths, there are no animals. The hut is there, on chicken legs, without frames, without glass, without doors.

There are men coming out of the waters, everyone says that there are thirty-three, Well, they beat the locals and roam around, then they drink until dawn. Yaga caught a cold in the hut and gave her soul to God. The Princess and the Wolf got married, and with him went somewhere into the forest.

There’s only one Kashchei left, he’s wasting away somewhere over gold. Or maybe he died a long time ago, I noticed, there’s a smell of something there. After all, I was there, I drank beer, I saw an oak tree, well, bullshit, But why, a sad aftertaste, remained in my soul?