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All holidays are fun as is. However, any celebration can benefit from creativity. Funny short skits for 3 people for a woman’s anniversary will perfectly complement the festive program. This is humor, surprise and congratulations at the same time. It’s nice for the birthday girl and fun for the guests. And most importantly, everything is very simple. The main thing you need is a good mood and a great desire to participate.

All miniatures presented in the article are designed for 3 people. Just right for a small company, home environment and lovers of short, simple scenes. Each issue contains few words, few props, but a lot of humor, a lot of emotions and impressions. After such an anniversary there will be something to remember and something to watch (a lot of video and photo material).

The productions are designed to the smallest detail. You won’t have to rack your brains over how to surprise the hero of the occasion. However, participants' own creativity and improvisation are encouraged. This will add exclusivity and a sea of ​​positive emotions. Also, any number can be simplified or, conversely, improved. It all depends on possibilities and imagination.

Scenes require immersion in a specific role. This means courage and a positive attitude of the participants. Therefore, it is advisable to present miniatures in the middle of the festive program. Then all guests, including room participants, will have time to properly relax and be in a good mood.

Cool congratulations scene for a wedding

fairy tale turnip sketch: fairy tale turnip in a new way script

For this scene you will need a prop that imitates a turnip (you can buy a yellow pillowcase and put a pillow in it), with a gift wrapped inside it. Roles are distributed among the guests and relatives of the young people - grandfather, grandmother, mother, father, brother, sister, etc. Each in turn (the first grandfather) goes on stage or to the center of the hall and begins to pull the turnip. The presenter says: “They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out.” The last ones are the newlyweds, after they joined, the turnip was pulled out. Next, parents or someone close to you takes a gift from the turnip and makes a congratulatory speech

harem scene

10 women must be selected to participate in the congratulations.

A sheikh (one of the relatives) appears and says:

- Brother! Congratulations to you and your beloved on your wedding! May your life be long and bright. Accept a gift from me.

The sheikh's wives come out and dance an oriental dance, one of them tries to seduce the groom. After the dance is over, the sheikh addresses the newlywed:

- If you are a real man, you should have not one wife, but several. I already have 10 of them! On the occasion of your marriage, I want to share with you and give you one of the wives, choose which one you like best?

The groom, of course, refuses. Then the sheikh says:

- Well done (name of the groom)! Passed the test, you will be a worthy husband! Congratulations!

Giving a gift to the newlyweds.

ATM scene

Prepare a prop - an ATM, which can be made from cardboard. Make appropriate inscriptions on it, like on an ATM, draw a keyboard and screen. Cut an oblong hole where the money should come from.

One of the guests needs to be seated inside the ATM. The presenter addresses the newlyweds, invites them to approach the ATM and look through the slot so that the ATM can identify the client by their eyes. The one sitting in the box says:

“Aren’t you ashamed to spy on a married man?”

After the check has passed, the following is heard from the ATM:

— To receive money, click on the “stash” button.

The person sitting inside gives out money through the hole. Next is the bride's turn. She undertakes not to be greedy and to give her husband money for all his needs and presses the “give out money” button, after which the ATM gives out money to her. At the final stage, the young couple dances around the ATM, repeating the movements of the leader, which help attract money to the family.

Man from Aliexpress

Characters:

  1. man;
  2. two friends.

The friends decided to order the man of their dreams from Aliexpress for the birthday girl. Only an order of a completely different plan arrived. A man should dress up a little before the scene. Put on a beer belly, put on a false nose, maybe a cool wig with a receding hairline, etc.

Additionally you will need the following details:

  • large cardboard box without bottom;
  • markers;
  • flesh-colored stockings;
  • tennis balls;
  • rose;
  • guitar.

Friend 1 : Our dear (name of the hero of the day), we wanted to be “original” and ended up on a Chinese site where there are so many interesting things.

Friend 2 : Yes, such a large selection of unusual gifts. It turns out that everything is there! Right down to the man of your dreams. We have indicated all the necessary parameters. It's about to be delivered!

The doorbell rings and the same gift is announced. Namely, the box in which the man of your dreams sits. At this time, the friends close the eyes of the hero of the day.

Girlfriend 1 : One, two, three! Open your eyes.

The “dream man” comes out of the box.

Girlfriend 2 : Oh, this Aliexpress. They indicated the parameters. I said that everything should have been written in Chinese. They didn't understand us.

Friend 1 : So, don’t worry (name of the hero of the day). We are to blame, we will fix it! Don't have abs? How long does it take to draw? (draws abs on the false belly with felt-tip pens.

Girlfriend 2 : No biceps. (whispers to her friend)

Friend 1 : Now this will happen too. (they put stockings on their hands, with tennis balls stuffed inside them, imitating muscles. What else is needed there?

Friend 2 : (thoughtful) Oh! I know! (gives a rose in his teeth and a guitar in his hands) What a romantic.

The man gives a rose and sings a song (you can just a verse, you can recite a verse).

Don't forget about the photo for memory!

Sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary from colleagues

cleaning lady scene

When the holiday is in full swing, the cleaning lady comes out with cleaning equipment. She starts cleaning the floor and grumbles.

One of the guests says: “What are you doing, don’t you see that we are having a holiday?” The cleaning lady replies: “I don’t care, I’m at work.” One of the guests: - We are celebrating a birthday, remove your bucket. Cleaning lady: - Show me the birthday boy! The cleaning lady is shown the birthday boy. Cleaning lady: - So that’s why I’m not allowed to do my job, well, accept my congratulations!

He takes a gift out of the bucket and makes a congratulatory speech.

scene - psychic

A psychic comes in and moves his hands mysteriously.

- Hello! Who's birthday is it here? Oh yes, I can define it myself.

Points to the birthday boy.

- Now I’ll look at your aura.

He mysteriously moves his hands over the birthday boy’s head and whispers:

“I see that you have a good aura, it attracts positive energy.” Now I’ll tell you what awaits you. Starting tomorrow, carelessness and prosperity await you. It will last 364 days. But I see the 365th day poorly, your wife flashes in a mink coat, then again everything is vague and banal - good luck, happiness, health. Well, everything I could see, I didn’t lie, I told you the whole truth.

The psychic rolls his eyes, presses his hands to his heart, falls and lies on the floor for several seconds. Then he stands up and says:

“Your destiny just spoke to me, asked me to tell you that it hugs you tightly and asks you to give me gifts.”

congratulations from the fairy

5 fairies enter the room where the celebration takes place. On each head there is a cap with one of the inscriptions - old age, happiness, love, joy, health. All the fairies take turns congratulating the birthday boy and handing him a flower.

Health Fairy: - How healthy you have become! Fairy of Joy: How joyfully your eyes sparkle! Fairy love: - What love is around you! Fairy-happiness: - I'm flushed with happiness! Old Age Fairy: - Another year has passed in your life, oh, old age is not a joy. Health Fairy: - Girls, let's congratulate the birthday boy!

One of the fairies waves her magic wand and congratulations sound.

Cheerful girlfriends

It is advisable for men to play the role of girlfriends. Image: extravagant hats or scarves, colorful robes or loose-fitting dresses, balloons instead of breasts, beads, bags, etc.

Characters:

  1. Motya;
  2. Aunt;
  3. Zosia.

Gifts are prepared in advance: horseradish root, lemon, cabbage.

Three girlfriends appear to the song “Buranovskie Babushki - I’m 18 Again.”

Motya : We came to congratulate you. Leave something positive here. And have a little fun. Do you promise to forgive us?

Aunt : Let’s say straight away that we didn’t come in vain. Let's drink three healthy stopars to your health!

Zosya : Don’t expect trouble from us, we came to please you. We'll sing and dance, don't care about the rest.

The girlfriends begin to dance to the music of “Babka Ezhka - Satisfaction.” The movements are arbitrary, it is permissible to involve guests or the birthday girl.

Motya : We wish you great income. (shows big breasts)

Aunt : And send everyone who is dissatisfied to the ass. (turns his back and twists his hips)

Zosia : And also health, passion. (focuses on his charms)

Motya : And a lot, a lot of happiness.

Aunt : So that there are no problems with passion, keep horseradish as a gift. (gives horseradish root)

Zosya : To avoid illnesses, keep a big lemon. (gives citrus)

Motya : And so that they grow like mine (points to his chest), I saved cabbage for you. (gives a bike)

Then the girlfriends sing the chorus from the song “Happy birthday to you” in unison. They hug the hero of the day and raise a toast to her health.

Congratulations to a friend with a sketch

Congratulations to the king!

Dance from oriental beauties


The Fifth Musketeer: scene

Short New Year's skits for adults

games for drunk company

In a heated company, several participants are selected (from 3 to 6). They go on stage and sit in a row or in a circle on chairs. The presenter places a Christmas tree toy (preferably a plastic ball so as not to break it) on the laps of the first participant. Next, this toy must be passed through all the sitting comrades, but on the condition that no one uses their hands. The one whose ball falls is out.

cool competition game

It is advisable to hold the competition after the first or second toast. To participate, you need three people, three chairs, three spoons and 3 chicken eggs (can be replaced with wooden or plastic ones). Contestants stand in front of the stop line, take a spoon in their teeth, and place an egg on it. In this form, you need to run to the chair as quickly as possible, go around it, and come back as quickly as possible. In this case, the egg and spoon should remain in place. During the competition, there are 3 races, but as a rule, the winner is visible already in the first lap.

lambada trend

This is a competition game for the entertainment of a less active public. Lambada-style music plays, the host announces a new competition that will amuse everyone and at the same time set everyone in motion.

To attract as many people as possible, the toastmaster lures participants with the following phrases:

  • whoever joins the round dance now will live without grief and troubles;
  • whoever becomes the next participant will become rich and generous;
  • the next participant will become famous in the coming year. Does anyone want to become famous?;
  • Now the most fashionable and stylish people are joining the dance;
  • and now it’s time for the most beautiful, most charming ladies!

Cool scene congratulations on a man's birthday

Scene one: “The holiday begins”

The host pronounces the words, and the guests perform the actions he talks about. In the said text, it is necessary to enter the names of the guests.

Leading:

There is a wonderful reason to gather on this day, the birthday of our (name of the birthday girl) lovely! We will create a wonderful mood for her, so that the hall will be full of fun. First, all the guests race to put on funny caps.

(The host distributes festive caps to the guests)

Now our (guest's name) will rise immediately Put the flowers in a beautiful vase

(The presenter points to the vase and flowers)

To make a slightly romantic evening

(Guest's name) will light these cute candles.

(The host hands a candlestick with matches to the guest)

(name of the guest) will look at the birthday girl with a clear gaze, and will say to her loudly: “How beautiful you are!”

Everyone will clap their hands loudly

And they will answer in unison: “We agree with this!”

And (guest's name) can't sit still at all. She will quickly get up and spin around.

Then (guest's name) pours a glass. And wishes the birthday girl happiness!

And, at this time (name of guest) with a crimson face,

In addition, he will answer: “Be (name of the birthday girl) healthy!”

(guest's name) will quickly take the cracker into his hands and clap so that there is no room for boredom.

And with great joy and admiration, all the guests will exclaim: “(Name of the birthday girl), happy birthday!”

Comic scenes congratulations anniversary

Congratulations from vegetables


Congratulations from the New Russian grandmothers

Video on the topic

Popandopulo congratulates you on your anniversary:

Baba Yaga came to the anniversary:

Cool congratulations from the homeless:

Anniversary scene:

Funny scene for an anniversary:

On his anniversary, I want to please the birthday boy with an unusual congratulation, an amazing surprise that he will remember for a long time. At the holiday there will be wishes, beautiful words, and touching toasts. But you can also surprise the hero of the day with funny congratulatory scenes, funny competitions, funny gifts to cheer him up on such an exciting day.

Video: "Crazy women are on fire"

Wishes for a satisfying life: funny birthday chants

TODAY CONGRATULATIONS TO TWO

Friends, live many years and create a miracle every day, May happiness be with you everywhere, like the light of the morning sun. ***

My friends, God bless you, And those who are immensely dear to you. May your path be clear and long, May your threshold be hospitable. ***

Let it be so and only so! And if it’s not difficult for the Angels, A little luck, if possible, My friends, earthly blessings to you!

***

Hey stranger, wait! Where are you going? After all, there are rains ahead of us - Don’t forget that

Scene three: “Musical Hat”

The host shows the guests the hat. The headdress is decorated with bows, serpentine and other festive accessories.

Presenter : Dear guests! We have gathered today for such a wonderful occasion as the birthday of our wonderful (name of the birthday girl). Today, warm and sincere congratulations and the most sincere wishes are addressed to her. In my hands is this unusual item - the Magic Hat. She reads your thoughts. Let's see what you're thinking about this holiday.

He approaches the guests and puts a hat on each person one by one. Each time you put it on, an excerpt from a song plays.

Host : What does (guest’s name) think about our birthday girl today? An excerpt sounds - the chorus of V. Meladze’s song “How beautiful you are today, there is no pain or evil in my heart.”

Presenter : (Guest’s name) sits contentedly and looks at those around him with a smile, let’s listen to his thoughts.

An excerpt from Oleg Mityaev’s song “Bend of the Guitar”: “...It’s great that we are all here, gathered today.”

Host : (Guest's name) looks out the window with a thoughtful look, and at this time a thought flies through his head...

Group “Lube”: “Why are the birches in Russia so noisy?”

Host : (Guest's name) looks at the table with appetite and thinks with great love...

Chorus of the group “Gone with the Wind” - “Eating fish”

Host : Meanwhile, (guest’s name) looks longingly at the table, and a thought flashes through his head...

The chorus of the song by G. Leps plays: “Only a glass of vodka on the table...”

Presenter : A (name of the birthday girl’s husband) looks at her beloved with admiration and thinks...

An excerpt from A. Serov’s song: “I love you to tears, every breath is like the first time...”

Host : (Name of guest) looks at his watch with concern. At home she is waiting for washing, cleaning and cooking dinner...

An excerpt from A. Pugacheva’s song “Time for business, time for business...and time for fun” is playing.

Host : And (guest’s name) looks at the table, having eaten too many different dishes, she wants to add more, but at that moment the thought flies by...

Bremen Town Musicians – Song of the King and Princess, excerpt: “...I don’t want anything!”

Host : (Guest's name) enjoys visiting so much that he sighs sadly, looking at his watch. Thoughts flow smoothly through his head...

An excerpt from the song “It’s time to hit the road, a long, long, long road...”

Host : I wonder what our dear birthday girl is thinking about...?

A lullaby sounds: “Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping...”

Host : Ah, now let’s listen to the thoughts of all the guests together! (raises his hat)

Excerpt from I. Allegrova’s song:

"Happy birthday! Success, joy, luck, Any desires come true, And a million nights and days! Happy birthday! Love to the point of dizziness And a crazy mood, And the most devoted friends!

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