For the man's anniversary
(“Conversation with happiness” from the film “Ivan Vasilyevich changes his profession”) Source pesniprodr.narod.ru
On your anniversary, we knocked on your door. Were you waiting for us or not? We want to check. The table is set and there are so many friends sitting here. That means everything is fine, that means anxiety is gone. Chorus: On your birthday, open the door, Look how many friends there are. Everyone came to congratulate you from the bottom of their hearts, lovingly as before. Don't look at your age. We still have a long way to go. We still have meetings ahead of us. Happy Birthday, .. Name…..! It took us a long time to decide what to wish for you. So that there is no sadness in your life, So that happiness comes into your home more often, So that there are just as many friends at the table. Chorus: the same
Birthday song adaptation “Five Minutes”
Based on the song “5 minutes” (from the film “Carnival Night”)
Verse No. 1:
I’ll sing you a song in five minutes - The table is set, the wine is poured, the guests are waiting. We celebrate our anniversary and congratulate our friend, the flowers are blooming around her!
Chorus:
Anniversary, anniversary! He came to visit us again and gather all his friends again. The girlfriend is ready. Anniversary, I will say, This is not a joke to you at all. The years rush by quickly, like just one minute. Anniversary, anniversary - This is not a joke to you at all. The years rush by like a minute!
Verse No. 2:
60 – someone said, well, what nonsense! Look, she has no wrinkles, Her eyes sparkle with fire, She amazes with optimism, Many more victories await her!
Chorus:
Anniversary, anniversary! No one will be sad here. Anniversary, anniversary - the hero of the day will not forget. We will dance and sing, We will say all our wishes, And we will give advice, And we will tell you how to live further. Anniversary, anniversary! We give advice and tell you how to live further!
Verse No. 3:
Anniversaries should be celebrated cheerfully, and they should be seen off just as cheerfully! Your results are excellent, you look nice, everything is 6.0 and you can’t take that away.
Chorus:
Anniversary, anniversary! It serves as a milestone in life. Anniversary, anniversary! A measure of happiness and success! You are beautiful yourself, They respect you at work, Your family loves you, And they don’t leave you alone. Anniversary, anniversary! They respect you at work and everyone glorifies you!
The funniest birthday songs remade
For the man's anniversary
(“On your birthday”) Source domprazdnika.ru
We won't be there on your birthday
To give expensive gifts, But all day long, without a doubt, We will talk about love! But all day long, without a doubt, We will talk about love! In life, enough happens rarely. An anniversary like this, let our fun never end, and don’t be sorry for the wine for the guests!! Let our fun never end, And don’t be sorry for the wine for the guests!! We are still able to sing, and our legs can dance. Keep in mind that this is a wonderful day. We won’t be going home soon! Keep in mind that this is a wonderful day. We won’t be going home soon! Don’t think that we are inattentive and don’t see that you are tired... But on your wonderful anniversary, everyone gave a piece of their hearts!
But on your wonderful anniversary, everyone gave a piece of their hearts!
For the man's anniversary
(“Varyag”) Source o-pogovorkah.ru Significantly edited by me for a karaoke file
Let's all sit at the table, comrades, in a circle. The big anniversary is coming! Both a close relative and every friend here wish the hero of the day good luck.
Both a close relative and every friend here wish the hero of the day good luck.
Here songs are sung and traffic jams rattle, glasses are raised to the top... The eyes of the hero of the day sparkle with a smile, they sparkle with friendship and happiness.
The eyes of the hero of the day sparkle with a smile, sparkling with friendship and happiness.
It whistles and thunders and rumbles all around - the crowd is having fun with all its might. There are no good toasts about someone else: Glory to you, our birthday boy! There are no good toasts about someone else: Glory to you, our birthday boy!
Bodies tremble in a swift dance Under the ringing music of the broadcast. Let's say a lot of toasts, wishes will still be heard, we'll say a lot of toasts, more wishes will sound
We wish you success, dear We wish you health and happiness For this we will drink one more And how many more drinks we will drink We don’t know For this we will drink one more And how many more drinks we will drink We don’t know
We wish you to always be energetic And we wish you many years of long life More than once we are ready to come here and we dream of congratulating you on your hundredth birthday.
More than once we are ready to come here and dream of congratulating you on your hundredth birthday.
For the man's anniversary
(“In the dugout”) Source o-pogovorkah.ru Significantly edited by me for a karaoke file
Wine is flowing in an old bowl, Caviar and balyk are on trays. And we sing to you how long you have loved us and known us. And may you not return the years ago? Don’t be sad about it now. You have come such a beautiful path. It will be better yet to come. Everyone today we wish you a lot of joy, happiness, love, so that only bright, warm days will always be in your destiny.
Sing, dear friend, to spite your neighbors, invite us to the holidays more often. We are warm in this company from your unquenchable love!
For the man's anniversary
(L. Vaikule “Vernissage”) Source o-pogovorkah.ru Significantly edited by me for a karaoke file
We sincerely congratulate you on your anniversary at this hour, as in life on a new spring! So your anniversary is wonderful, surrounded by family and friends. Dance, sing with me! I’m coming to you with a full glass, I’m waiting for your tender hugs - Dance, sing with me!.. We catch ourselves every time, That we love you very much! Drink to happiness with me!.. Chorus: Ah, anniversary! Oh, anniversary! A little older, and whiter!.. Here is your dear family circle, friends and loved ones around! Ah, anniversary! Ah, anniversary! Everything is brighter, louder, more fun!.. They are dancing merrily at this hour. And they congratulate you in toasts!!! Let the pain from losses, sadness about the past be forgotten today! Breathe the freshness of the forest... Our hope is a clear light, Live many long years!.. I ask you, drink with me!.. To your happiness and love More than once we will drink again and again To life under a bright star So that, surrounded by kindness, May your wishes come true and dreams, Please, have a drink with me!..
The texts of the alterations do not pretend to be masterpieces; in some places they are outright nonsense.
There is an opportunity to supplement and develop the Theme of the parody! Remake of Grigory Leps' song I'm going to live in London
Suddenly an idea struck And doesn't want to fall behind - Should I fly to Bangladesh for a week?
And she attacked unexpectedly, out of nowhere. How could I not have thought about this before!? Oh-oh. The entire vacation is in Komarovo. Figly, should I still hang around? He may move to London, Or to give in to the heat in Glasgow, To see the squares, streets To Margosh and to Gretta, Taking with him a liter of vodka, A guitar and a tablet. What is needed for this? Put your feet in a pair of boots, learn tolerably “how do you do”, and “hello”. Then another idea came to me: Maybe I should leave Russia completely? Where I am not, I know Life, like in a fairy tale. The only question is where to go - to Dhaka, London or Glasgow? Chorus: I decided to go to Dhaka. I decided to become a Bangladeshi. But a friend said, drunk as he was, “What the hell are you doing, you goblin!? I decided to go to Glasgow, Well, why am I not a Scot? My friend barked loudly: “Where are you going without money?” To the tune of the song Biffguyz I'll boom-boom-boom
Chorus: My scooter is drin-drin-drin.
No, I’m not “drink-drink-drink” I’m ding-drink-drink for you, And you say “get lost, get lost, get lost” to me. I'm calling again, ding-ding-ding. Let in the yang, yin, yin, yin From your “melons, melons, melons I’m dragging, damn it, damn it, damn it.” Today we’ll study visual geography with you. You will be a map, your chest will be the mountains of Tibet. Hair - the waters of the Amazon River, the Mariana Trench I want to find it without a hint and even without light. I’ll probably wander around Antarctica with a pointer. Perhaps I’ll find the Netherlands on your neck, the Bermuda triangle in your mouth, the state of Nebraska in your navel, and maybe on your butt I’ll come across Barbados or Uganda. I like to repeat geography with you. Oh, how nice it is to read “Rus” in your eyes! I am ready to wander along your map for many days. I don’t care that there are maps that are more detailed and accurate. The chorus is the same. A funny adaptation to the tune of Sting's song - Every breathe you take
In the guys with "zero five", If it doesn't make you sick - Robin Hood, like a bayonet, Don Juan - on the way And Leopold the cat.
Like a nut in nougat, There is Bond James in everyone And a minion workshop, - Joy to do, laughter For your Isolde... Take a closer look at the guy, Who is he, your friend, miss? Baby suddenly a raccoon, Good Don Quixote... Maybe somewhere in him there is a hedgehog wandering with a bundle, Thor is there with a hammer, Carlson and Baby are waiting for a cake with jam? Chorus: For you, having looked askance, maybe, miss, he is weird. If he loves you, he will walk like a cartwheel, embody the image of a prince from a girl’s dreams, for you to climb onto the table to sing the Beatles’ hit... To the tune of the song by gr.
Degrees - Naked I like it when you wave your hands in a manicure and blow on your nails and porridge.
I like it when, rearranging the wall and the chair, you purr a tune from Presley. I like it when you splash on the floor barefoot at night and burst a sandwich with caviar. I like it when you dive under the blanket at any time with “Where are you, my captain NEMO?” Chorus: And I don’t care that you’re crazy, You eat condensed milk after the herring, And with headphones on in a foamy bath, You often get excited to Nagano’s songs, That you can suddenly ask sleepily in the morning: “What time is it in Asuncion?” You know how to inspire, to be a Muse. In shorts, up to the armpits in leggings, In a sundress, in over the knee boots Or naked with a proud posture. A modern adaptation based on Valeria's song - Snowstorm
A snowstorm has blown under my window.
The janitor moves a little: He's drunk again. Dump truck with a snowdrift for me My former one, main Herz? With rude words I unloaded it under the door. I'm a tenacious girl, I don't curse fate. And with a shovel I’ll rake everything up in an hour. And in the end I’ll go through it with a nimble broom. Not a sauerkraut with cabbage, I will sweep away the sadness... Chorus: Your snows will disappear in the warm spring. You certainly won't be different. That between us it’s all snowstorms and ice floes, It’s not the Gulf Stream’s fault, it’s not the Gulf Stream’s fault... A humorous adaptation about pumping to the tune of the famous song by Grigory Leps. I’m happier than anyone.
I’m stuck in the “gym” for days.
I have a great torso. Every muscle is strong, steep, like a hill. Stronger than any fist is the nose. I carry weights all the time. A couple of three-pound ones in a backpack. Somehow a thief grabbed him, the bastard: He developed a hernia on his navel. Chorus: I'm a muscleman - I can't fit into a tailcoat! I've been a jock since the time of Peter! I'm a heavyweight muscleman, I don't care about Hercules triceps! I sleep and eat with a barbell in my arms, I even crumple the “potato” dumbbells. For the head, a brick is like a feather ball. I'm bending the hatch cover on it. There is power in the body, I lift the car without cranes and beams and inspect the bottom. I break the Hulk's arm in arm wrestling. The girls come out to take a look. The chorus is the same. A remake of the song Ledy Gaga - Bad romance about a drunken Roman
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Roman is drunk.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Shame, shame, Roman. Oh-ah! in a squabble, in an umat Rom, oh, Rom-mmama! Do you remember, purr-lo-lo: Zoo, booze? How did you fight with the raccoon in the bot's litter? Shaved the panther's mustache? Did you measure the elephant's penis? He pestered the donkey, “Iasha, don’t lose your tails, slob...”? Like in the gorilla's enclosure You were one of their own, you were loved? But why, tell me, did Roman reach into the kangaroo’s pocket? From the goose, from GaG I took an egg, why? What for, what for? -Gaga was pinching... HuliGa-huliGa-ga-ga-gad- swearing. O-o-o-o-o... Shame, Roman! Hooligan alteration to the tune of the song Glucose - Dance Russia!
They said in the news, I am beautiful in all places!
Very good, Smacks are sent. Yes, I'm a super girl! Shine! And with diamonds and without. Here and here, Where you can’t fit. Chorus: Russia is dancing! Europe is in tears, because I have the most, the most beautiful butt! Dance Russia! Cry States, After all, I have in front of everyone, all the pistati! Paris and San Francisco roar. After all, I have the most, the most, the most beautiful tits! A parody of the song Glucose - Butterflies
The look of being hit by an electric current, At home I just crossed the threshold drunk.
“In the insole again, hubby?” Wife's voice - It's useless to argue. Chorus: The rolling pin in her hand is a kick-ass. Don't hide, don't hide. A lump on my head - Maybe it’s about to appear. Pterodactyl in her head! How can I stop him from getting angry? “Where are the butterflies in your stomach?” “You drink one at a time, stupid..” Funny remake of Nelly Furtado’s song Say it right
I’m talkative - It’s just creepy.
On mobile - VishU. But anyway, I’m a “little thing” - Class. My man type is Cage Niklas. My undoubted plus is the “pug” and the bust. There is another big plus - I love to cook. Today at the market the Trader offered me minced meat. He said, “meat-chic!” The taste will swallow your tongue!” I took it, I was lucky, it was cheap - a kilo. At least I’m not a specialist in meat - Where is the thigh, where is the rump? Chorus: I'll make meatballs, I'll stick meatballs and stick cutlets. I'll pepper it lightly, I'll pepper it lightly and lightly salt it. On the theme of vegetables in cabbage soup, in the theme of vegetables in cabbage soup And of course in borscht. I don’t like it when my little man is frail and skinny. Parody of the song gr.
Hands up Take me quickly You caught my taxi and fell in the back seat.
I asked: “Where are we going?” You took a sip of a little Hershey and mumbled: “What an ambush! Cola is not pinocalada. Treat the boy to a cigarette. I'm in trouble now, even if I'm a nymphet. Chorus: “Take me quickly and take me over a hundred seas. I'm eighteen already! Breasts are awesome! And super “f”! Take me quickly, take me over a hundred seas. I'll hang out at the hundred and first. I'll puke a little and let it go. “Baby, you’re already loaded. As if I didn’t pass out here. Maybe to the house for a pillow?” “Don’t try, twist the dryer. It's a blast to make me fall! I told you the address: Chorus: “Take me quickly. Take me over a hundred seas. I'm eighteen already. “LOVE” tattoo on the sweet “f”. Take me quickly and take me over a hundred seas! You're not a bitch. Where is your courage? I’ll pay.. Hello, garage!..” Evgenia Otradnaya - Go away and close the door, funny modern remake
We drank at night, drank during the day - We got drunk alone I don’t understand how it all happened But I think I fell in love?! I blushed, then turned pale. I wanted to drink with you. I always wanted you to go and drink with me... But my friend blurted out that she got drunk with you. A tear runs down my cheek. And I’ll tell you in your eyes!!! Go away and close the door Pour me another I don’t need your draft moonshine anymore I’ve been through it, I got drunk I got burned by a cigarette But now I’m finally like I was born again!!! Day is not day, and night is not night Someone’s daughter got drunk I don’t know what to do I want to pour myself a drink I’m walking alone in the dust The city lights are going out Without you I’m gone Well why did I drink...?! Go away and close the door Pour me another I don’t need your draft moonshine anymore I’ve been through it, I got drunk I got burned by the cigarette But now I’m finally It’s like I was born again!!!
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For the man's anniversary
(“Your Honor, Lady Luck” from the film “White Sun of the Desert”) Source pesniprodr.narod.ru edited and supplemented by me for the karaoke file
Your honor, celebrant of the birthday! You are beautiful, as always, for everyone to admire. So that nightingales sing in your soul, as before, Let us wish you happiness and great love. Your honor, celebrant of the birthday! Your life experience surprises everyone. So that smart thoughts do not let you down, We wish you knowledge and great love. Your honor, celebrant of the birthday! Sometimes we miss fairy tales and luck. You catch the moment of luck on the fly. Let's wish you a miracle and great love. Your honor, celebrant of the birthday! Everything they feed us all here is simply delicious. So that your finances don’t suddenly let you down, we wish you money and great love.
Ruby wedding funny congratulation song remake
To the tune of the song “Silver Weddings” performed by Valentina Tolkunova
Today we sincerely congratulate you, Today is your holiday and only yours. We wish you love and happiness from the bottom of our hearts And let the toasts sound for you, for you. Ruby wedding - warmth from two hearts, Ruby wedding - the radiance of rings!
Four dozen have already flown by, But you are still young at heart. The years flew by quickly, without looking back, This is the law of our life. Ruby wedding – warmth from two hearts. Ruby wedding - the shine of the rings!
Young dreams remain in my soul, Spring dawn remains in my soul. What remains of love are tender declarations and the splash of a wave and the trill of a nightingale! Ruby wedding - warmth from two hearts, Ruby wedding - the radiance of rings! Ruby wedding – warmth from two hearts. Ruby wedding - the shine of the rings!
For the man’s anniversary to the tune of the song “Because You Can’t...”
(Spanish “White Eagle”) author of the adaptation Nadezhda Travina
It’s noisy in our hall, and there’s a reason for that. We’re all gathered together at the table, family and friends. A wonderful man is celebrating his anniversary today. We can’t help but congratulate him today. Because we can’t, because we can’t. Because we can’t help but celebrate such an anniversary. Because we can’t. , because it’s impossible Because it’s impossible not to celebrate such an anniversary You managed to do everything that is worthy of any man You gave birth to a son, raised a garden, built a house We don’t see any reason for sadness today You’ve achieved so much in your life through hard work That’s why you can’t , that’s why it’s impossible That’s why it’s impossible not to celebrate such an anniversary. That’s why it’s impossible, that’s why it’s impossible That’s why it’s impossible not to celebrate such an anniversary We wish you to always remain so cheerful And always successful in any endeavors and goals So that your future life is bright, beautiful and kind For all the long, long best lives of the year That’s why we want That's why we want That's why we want to wish you good luck That's why we want, that's why we want That's why we want to wish you health And we also want, and we also want And we also want to wish your dreams come true So that you remain like this, so that you remain such an Optimist in life you are always yours And for this we can’t and for this we can’t And for this we can’t help but drink quickly
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Song remake of crocodile Genes for Birthday
The most popular song for a birthday person is the song of the cartoon character Gena the crocodile and its adaptations “in your own way” with different rhymes, words, wishes.
Based on “Song of the Crocodile Gena”: option No. 1
Verse No. 1:
Why are we having fun, don’t skimp on words, Why are there so many guests? Don’t guess in vain, it has become clear to everyone that today is a big anniversary.
Chorus:
Let them play at least on spoons, And our choir will sing a song together, It would be nice if there were anniversaries every year.
Verse No. 2:
With respect, with love, we wish you health and glorious victories in your work. Well, don’t be shy, and in return, try to live up to a hundred years without sadness.
Chorus:
Our hero of the day is delighted and rejuvenated in soul, The whole team sings next to him, We congratulate you on your anniversary, we wish you happiness, Well, everything else will come.
Song of the Crocodile Gena No. 1
Based on “Song of the Crocodile Gena”: option No. 2
Verse No. 1
We did not come in vain, this is clear to everyone, And we sat down at this table - to congratulate the hero of the day and leave this song as a souvenir that we will sing!
Chorus:
Let the years not age you, Be in the public eye in life. Unfortunately, birthdays only come once a year!
Verse No. 2
The hero of the day, our friend, come out to our circle and pour us some stronger wine! After all, it’s not often that we get together here for your solemn anniversary!
Chorus.
We congratulate you and, of course, wish you to remain the same as you are: Modest, kind and sweet, patient, beautiful... We cannot count all your virtues.
Crocodile Gena's song: option No. 2
Based on “Song of the Crocodile Gena”: option No. 3
Verse No. 1
We know how to congratulate you on your anniversary with all our hearts. We guarantee genuine laughter! Just don’t be sad, sing with us, let courage and success into your soul!
Chorus:
So that joy and luck do not get lost on the go, celebrate jam day at least a hundred times a year!
Verse No. 2
Don't joke with love, Take care of your health, And don't be foolish in the morning! Get excited and don't build fences. Let the doctors be surprised!
Chorus.
You measure out a pound of salt - Test the strength of friendship. Let the salty breeze feel like it. And then ask to grind the water in a sieve. The hero of the day is allowed a whim!
Songs-remakes of the crocodile Gena
Based on the song of the crocodile Gena “Blue Car”
Verse No. 1:
Slowly the minutes float away into the distance. You don’t expect to meet them anymore. And although we feel a little sorry for the past, the best, of course, is ahead.
Chorus:
Good riddance, good riddance. Then life moves on and runs right into the anniversary. Everyone, everyone believes in the best. Our life rolls further and faster.
Verse No. 2:
It’s not in vain that your anniversary has come, Close your calendar quickly, We’re rushing to new adventures, friends, Hey, Girlfriend, pour us some vodka!
Chorus.
The anniversary table is already rocking, Good evening is picking up pace, Oh, why does the anniversary end? Let it drag on for a whole year!
