Funny birthday greetings for a man with humor, short in prose

Always be on horseback in life, but don’t gallop through it, it’s better to walk at a slow pace, stopping only to stretch out the moments when you’re happy.

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you! Health, love, good luck, fulfillment of all desires! Always remain the same cheerful, charming, kind and wonderful person!

We wish you unwavering health, a hundred years of life, a pack of shares, a new car, good luck, a dacha and money to boot!

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I wish you that, having a clear conscience and an unblemished reputation, you will be able to achieve the greatest heights in this life, but at the same time be happy in everyday life.

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Happy birthday to a wonderful man. I wish you great happiness, an interesting and bright life, let a smile shine on your face, everything in life works out in the best way!

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I wish that no wishes, no matter how big they are, from your enemies will ever come true and that the smallest ones from your friends will come true!

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They don't live that long. I mean: so many people don’t live in constant joy, happiness, prosperity. The person who did this deserves only one thing - congratulations!

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On your birthday, I so want to exclaim: “Open the doors to the world with your shoulders, conquer it with your smile, and may the meadow of your life always be blooming and green!”

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“Grow big!” - wished in childhood. Now, perhaps, it would be appropriate to wish: “Continue to grow above yourself!” Happy Birthday to You!

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I wish that you were always young and handsome, that you were a bit of a spendthrift and a fool, that you were both a playboy and a guy, and, as always, generous and broad-minded.

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Best wishes! Health, happiness, a sea of ​​smiles and love the size of the ocean! And the main thing is to always remain beautiful, smart and charming!

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May your loved ones and family always be healthy, and may happiness come to your home without an invitation. We wish you strength and health so that you can maintain this happiness for the rest of your life!

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On this brightest day for you, we want to wish you happiness and warmth. Let only joy cross the threshold of your home, and let worries always remain outside the door!

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On this day we want to wish that happiness never leaves you, that your health does not decline over the years. May every new day be more beautiful than the previous one!

Short congratulations to the man

I wish you health, happiness, prosperity, joyful events and pleasure from business, May all these wishes come true, And everything in life will be as you wanted!

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Today we wish you Health and vigor for many years to come, Be as we know you - Always kind and sympathetic!

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Feel free to set goals for yourself - After all, any desire can come true! Let any plan come true, And let your dream come true!

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I wish you always joy and a cheerful mood, never knowing sadness and all the good in life. Never lose heart, Forget about disappointments, And start your days with a smile, Like this birthday!

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Happy birthday, dear! Be always healthy and cheerful, forever young in thoughts, and interesting to women!

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May your health be as strong as granite, and may nothing ever hurt! May your family and friends respect you, our dear - Happy Birthday to you!

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Be happy - even though it’s difficult sometimes, Be loved - love will always save you! Be young - always hold on, After all, no matter what happens, this life is wonderful!

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Let the years rush by in succession, passing all the bad weather! I wish you luck with all my heart, huge money and happiness!

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The road runs through the years into the past, And there are many victories in it, And there is a lot of wisdom in it. May fate lead you successfully through bad weather, and may happiness come to your doorstep more than once!

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Let Fortune become your most faithful lover! And once the year is not in our power to stop, Let it be so - the more years, the more happiness!

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Happy Birthday, my friend! Our darling, pie! Our little bear has grown to gray hair!

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Hurry up and pour us some hot sweet tea! We came to you with a cake - we found the birthday boy! Happy Birthday, be happy! Don't forget to have a glass! And appreciate your friends, treat them and hug them!

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For a man, age is pride, Happy Birthday! We are honored! More numbers mean experience, Wisdom and dexterity!

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A man must keep up with a lot in order to keep up. Personally slaughter the mammoth, support the children and the spouse. To be on horseback and in formation, First on the line in battle. I wish this for you in your brilliant destiny!

Cool short wishes for a man on his name day

Health, wisdom, victories, Less sorrow and troubles! Always go forward, May happiness only await you! Always be young at heart, And drink the cup of life to the dregs!

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On your birthday I wish you happiness. May you be a macho man, passionate, gentle and hot. To love, to be loved and always unique.

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We want to pull your ears! We'll eat all the treats today! Let's have a drink and a snack! We wish you good health, because we congratulate you on your birthday!

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On your birthday I wish: Let the children not be hooligans, Let the wife be obedient, Let the mother-in-law be the best!

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Feel yourself only younger every year, Although the age in your passport, alas, cannot be erased! We are not allowed to return to childhood, but still, on your birthday I wish you not to grow old!

Short birthday greetings to a man in prose

Happy birthday! On this day I wish you to always be cheerful, positive, healthy, strong, courageous, lucky, happy, loved. May you be surrounded by people who love you.

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May all your friends and family always surround you with affection and care, give you their love and warmth, understand you perfectly, and I wish you to simply glow with happiness. Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday, my dear man. I wish you unwavering pursuit of your goal, unforgettable impressions. Always remain as cheerful, funny and cheerful.

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Today we congratulate you and want to wish you with all our hearts happy days and tender caresses of the beautiful and sweet princess. So that in a difficult struggle you get an easy victory!

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I wish you to always strive to fulfill your cherished desires, never lose heart over trifles, be a kind and sympathetic friend, enjoy life and smile. Happy birthday.

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I wish you health and good mood, all the blessings and pleasures of life, prosperity and home comfort, love and human happiness!

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I wish that no wishes, no matter how big they are, from your enemies will ever come true and that the smallest ones from your friends will come true!

Introduction

When choosing a birthday message for a guy, remember that all guys love to joke and have fun, so don't give a long and boring speech. In this case, cool or funny congratulations are best. If it’s your beloved guy’s holiday, then you should take the choice of the right congratulatory words very seriously: be sure to tell him how much you love him, how smart, strong and noble he is. For the guy you like, what will be important is not the text of the congratulations itself, but attention to his personality, which will undoubtedly push him to think and respond; in this case, an original poem or touching wishes in prose will do. But no matter what date the young man celebrates, 18, 20, 25 or 30 years old, traditional wishes will always be pleasant for him: to create a good family, achieve success in his career, many good friends. If you cannot express in your own words everything that is in your soul, then take advantage of the beautiful congratulations presented on our website, and let your wishes to the birthday person become the best and most memorable.

Short birthday greetings with humor

So what if the gray hair touched the picture! On your birthday you are gorgeous - Fashionable, young, daring guy!

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I wish you joy and good luck! Doubly good health. I wish you the greatest, greatest happiness on earth.

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Be forever desired and loved by everyone, Always charming, irresistible, May your eyes forever shine with happiness, And in life only friends surround you.

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I won’t write hackneyed phrases, I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart. May the day you were born be happy for you!

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I didn't have time to wash my face, I didn't have time to shave! I didn’t really have time to get dressed! Finish a bunch of different things!

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I didn’t have time to buy a gift, arrive on time for the feast! Accept that as I am, I will drink, I will eat.

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I was in such a hurry, I was flying so much, What... I didn’t even manage to do that. Let me just hug you and kiss you from the bottom of my heart.

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We wish you excellent health and happiness, of course, for many years to come! May life with love come hand in hand! Never quarrel with her for anything!

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May the day of the angel bring happiness, And many, of course, gifts! And in life and in fate you can only be lucky, We wish you the warmest hugs!

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Well, and in addition to this - Happiness, joy, good luck! Let your life not be sad The cabbage crunches in your wallet The key to the car is in your pocket The TV remote is waiting on the sofa

Short congratulations with humor

Amazing mood, Have a great holiday, Love to the point of dizziness, Happy Birthday!

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Birthday - Creative! I'll buy a condom. I'll just blow it into a balloon, I'll light a flashlight in you!

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Congratulations, hugs, and shout Hurray to you. You are Miss World, Miss Universe and Miss This Table!

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Like a man to a man I want to wish, May it dispel the melancholy, You can do everything!

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So that it stands on the table You have a whole feast! So that you get everything you wanted in life!

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Not a step towards old age! Not an hour of sorrow! But only in joy! And only in cheerfulness!

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Congratulations! Congratulations! We wish you happiness and joy, To live, to laugh, to laugh, to sing, In general, do not grow old in your heart.

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On your birthday, I wish you to reach new heights, And so that your priest does not look for unnecessary adventures.

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Happy Birthday, Hello! What are you cooking for lunch? How much beer and wine? We will drink to the bottom with you!

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Do you want to sing like Elvis Presley, Ricky Martin and Tarkan? You will! But, a little later! Pour another glass!

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We wish you to get drunk on this day and get lost in your apartment! You won’t recognize your friends and family And you won’t find your bed!

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On your birthday, the sun strokes the sky, You walk with your bottles clinking. Even Lenin always got drunk like a pig on this bright holiday.

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May you always have cash. What you spend it on is a personal matter. Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a dacha, and then you’ll treat your friends to spare!

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So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!

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May you not live sadly. Cabbage crunches in your wallet. The key to the car is in my pocket. The TV remote is waiting on the sofa.

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I love you like the devil of a swamp, I love you like a witch of a forest, I will never get tired of your malicious smile!

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Let them say that money does not bring happiness, Let them say that money is evil, I wish you on your birthday to find a hundred thousand to spite everyone.

Congratulations on presenting comic gifts to a man

Our dear birthday boy! Even though you are no longer fifty dollars, it is still a joy for friends - a birthday, an anniversary! After all, any birthday is also a reason for giving. Because - see for yourself! - We came here with gifts.

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(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stored, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift)

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Look how beautiful this beer can is! You can make a rattle, a very nice toy - throw a couple of coins there! Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day? Rattle - isn't it? And a piggy bank for coins.

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Here's another present for you called a euro cent, or simply a penny made of excellent stainless steel. For what? It’s no secret: The birthday boy feels good about the coins he’s given as a gift! We will not take the gift back! This is money, and besides, our modest contribution to this dinner.

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(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can) =====

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We are happy to give you this lipstick tube. And although it is completely empty, He retains the touch of beautiful female lips. Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes! And I can give advice: Throw it into the enemy’s pocket! His wife will take full revenge on him for you!

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Look how lovely it is: Even though the jaw is still in place, Behind the teeth there is an eye and an eye! We give. Now. (rummaging through the box)

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Is the hero of the day ready to receive this dental floss? Oops, looks like you made a mistake. But we will hardly repent - With a simple, ordinary thread, somehow we act more habitually. But if you make a mistake, it doesn’t matter: they’ll always come in handy!

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And now, in earnest, we will solve the “dental issue.” This is pasta. Yes, dental! So fragrant! We know, we tried it too. True, doubt gnaws at us: Is it worth giving it? Because we didn’t have time to buy a new one today. But let's give it away - really!

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(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case) ========

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(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday boy is presented) ========

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That's it, the gifts are over. But no: the envelope is without a stamp! Suddenly there will be some occasion, And the envelope is at hand! Even a letter, or even a note - After all, the path to the post office is not close! However, it’s better not to delay, and look into the envelope!

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(with these words an envelope with money prepared as a gift is presented)

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From the bottom of my heart I want to congratulate you on your birthday, But there was a problem with the gift: I really want it to be unusual, But worthy, and also practical!

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There was a choice - an apartment or a car, But no one supported me, So I give you an envelope with money, You can think of what to buy for yourself!

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So that there is an opportunity in life to suddenly embark on an adventure, I present you today with crisp bills.

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In general, we decided that we have no idea. Congratulations on your birthday, We give you money and an envelope!

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You'll see everything for yourself later, Just don't whip me, Happy Birthday! With all my heart, I gave you as much as I could!

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I’m giving you money today, So that there’s enough for cognac And oysters with caviar, For any other trifle.

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For relatives, let the banknotes serve as a beacon, Let the banknotes go to the Honest through hard work.

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It's your birthday. Congratulations with all our hearts! And lovingly, we give a white, small gift!

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It contains your dreams, desires, just turn on your imagination. Appreciate our efforts and show us a smile!

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They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but everyone is always happy with it. I give too! Spend wisely, And report back to me later!

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What did you see or what did you buy, or maybe you opened your own business? I give from the heart, from the soul, Hurry up to spend the gift!

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I will present cash so that there is a stash. The envelope, even if thin, will grow into a plump bundle.

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Let money “stick” to you, don’t let you pass, I only wish your income to grow.

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Happy birthday and presenting you with a gift! Whatever you want for yourself, buy it – you won’t go wrong!

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I give you an envelope for good luck, you will become rich overnight! Spend them however you want to make your dreams come true!

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So that you can afford various pranks, I give you, beauty, cash from the bottom of my heart.

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So that there is enough for a haircut, spa, massage and manicure, I wish to be a magnet for only respectable bills.

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Honey, happy birthday! You are truly dear And your desires, wishes and dreams are “modest”

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And tired, in a futile attempt, To please your dream. We give for your cherished one, Better money for you!

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To be included in the Forbes list, I give you both euros and rubles! Don't spend it just on a coat, buy yourself a car with it!

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You've been dreaming about something like this for a long time, And I was looking for one like this for you, With the size so as not to miscalculate, I want to give you money!

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Allow me to make a contribution to the cherished dream fund. So that you quickly become the owner of the Cars, you are noticeable.

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We know you dream of buying a car, we will do our bit too. So that you have less time to save, we’ll help you a little with money!

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And the occasion is just right - your holiday, your birthday! Please accept congratulations and a small contribution, Bring your dreams closer to fulfillment!

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You, my dear, dream of a miracle, Of a cool fluffy mink coat, So that it comes out and everyone gets in. Chic! And the only money is for a down jacket. But on a birthday, anything can happen. We congratulate you and wish you to find a deposit in the envelope for your fur coat, and you will find your treasured outfit!

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From Pugacheva herself, your wig is almost new. Only Maxim Galkin asked for an apology: He couldn’t deliver the wig, And he only sent you a curl. (Curl from a Barbie doll.)

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Leps Grigory (how sweet he is!) gave you his glasses. True, there are shortcomings in them - the fans are to blame for that! (Black glasses with one glass broken.)

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Glucose also benefits. Glucose sends you glucose. (A piece of sugar or a packet of glucose.)

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And the stylist Seryozha Zverev began to sing himself, believing in himself. And even though I don’t know you, He sends you his solo album. (Blank CD.)

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They love Dima Kharatyan. He is a man without a flaw. He is the only one we have - Actor, singer, midshipman. Don’t lose your courage, he gives you a sword as a souvenir! Sorry, bad luck: There was no sword at the dacha, Well, there are a bunch of these skewers. It's even cooler this way! (Hands over a pack of wooden or plastic skewers for canapés.)

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You are neither less nor more - the Black “Boomer” sends Seryoga. (The toy car is black.)

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From the girls from Viagra, you will forget your gout. Although not all of them are talented, how extravagant they are! They are not indifferent to you - They send you a kiss! (A balloon with lip prints on it.)

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To look great, Basque Kolya sends you personally Not a barrel organ, no! He sends a very necessary item. (Mirror.)

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This is what Lolita does when she feels stuffy. Take a mineral water shower if it gets too hot! (Bottle of mineral water.)

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Vinokur's hobby is shaping his figure. He sent you the simulator. I tried it myself first. (Jump rope.)

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Musketeer Boyarsky Misha sends you the hat without further ado. He didn’t take off his own - he still needs it himself, but he gave this one - his wife made it. (Paper hat.)

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It's your anniversary! Pour champagne for everyone - All the corks are in the ceiling, Well, vodka - in the shot glasses!

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He's having a toast with his friends! Come on, let's get even meaner! For you, dear, I need to drink again!

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No boring eyes today! Drink with us, friend, now! Well, come on, with a running start - For your half century!

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Let all things get along, So that life flows merrily, So that you are powerful And row money - heaps!

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I wish you good spirits, success in business, smiles from ear to ear, large sums in your accounts.

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Health, energy, good luck, good mood, a fat wallet to boot, and many achievements.

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A new apartment in the capital, a car, and maybe a wife. And a small villa abroad, God willing, more than one.

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Well, I spent the first fifty dollars, Where is the harem that I predicted for myself, Where is that yacht, what about the ark, you bungler? He also promised to go for a ride.

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Where are those royal mansions, Where is the garage with Jaguars in a row, Well, what about its football club? We've eaten. By the way, where are the squids?

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Well, of course, this is all a joke. Congratulations! You're fifty. I know the time has come, where the minute is worth almost sixty.

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Let your share be in love And then time can be forgotten. By the way, time, watch, where is your Rolex? He promised to come only in it.

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Our hero of the day is still a teenager, And he’s getting straight A’s at school. Oh, it wouldn’t be easy for all of us to check His notebooks!

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Alas, my friend, this doesn’t happen in life, But I know that you are always a youth at heart! Let's congratulate the birthday boy and finally drink to his health!

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Why does a man need a birthday? I asked this question. Here are women, they are getting old, and what is the demand from us over the years?

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And we, like expensive wines, get stronger and tastier over the years. So rejoice now, man, you have become more valuable for another year.

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On this wonderful birthday holiday, what can I wish for a man? Success, joy, luck, BMW X5 car.

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Let the fun flow like a river, You can’t count the crowd of friends, And at night so that the Model with bust number 5 sleeps with you.

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In the morning, so that you can leave the bungalow on the Mediterranean shore, And the sun gently said: “Let everything in life be ok”!

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Like a brand new fifty-kopeck piece, That sparkles and shines, Today there is a birthday boy in the house, “Dazzling to look at!

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Because in a close circle, like a single family, friends and girlfriends gathered, that’s why I came!

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To express participation, With which the soul is completely burning, - To wish you health, happiness, Checking your appetite.

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So that, with the noble appetizers, a glass full of wine will be drunk in Russian style - Definitely to the bottom!

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So that the birthday boy with us would wish to do a double, Becoming similar not to fifty dollars, but already to a whole ruble!

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Such a date is once in a lifetime! When everyone wants to congratulate you, And they sincerely respect you, And they want to wish you happiness!

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It’s not just a birthday, but your personal luck, that in this good, quiet hour, you have a wonderful anniversary!

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Let there be beer and fishing! Garage, hunting and football! Scrap metal at home dump And with it immortal rock and roll!

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May your wife endure this with angelic patience. Well, at least on her birthday, she will be patient a little

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You've missed 50 years, half a century is ahead. And a person has half a city of friends.

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You are reliable, like Sberbank, You have become a brother to friends. Let's wish, like Sberbank, to become even richer!

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Let your health be good, good luck, for you! And for friends! Well, how could it be otherwise?

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Plumber Miass, electrician Miass, plumber Chebarkul, electrician Chebarkul.

May your health be just as strong, May your morning be just as fragrant, And may your vigor also love coffee, After all, coffee is the drink of the wise!

Our gift is ordinary, but irreplaceable. Without tea, after all, the morning will not begin. Cakes taste better only with it. Drink tea and optimism will return!

Today you, like a bouquet of these roses, are tender, beautiful, fragrant, subtle, wonderful and entertaining, and on this day there is no one more charming than you!

A bouquet of beautiful chrysanthemums is worthy of your attention. We give it in honor of recognition of all your beauty, charm, intelligence and businesslike fusion. You have all this, and it’s no secret!

A bouquet of tulips is noble, sophisticated, strict, beautiful and fashionable. And that’s why today he is yours, because today there is no one more beautiful than you!

Beautiful lilies, delicate flowers Only yours will highlight your features. A bouquet of wonderful lilies for your birthday! Congratulations!

To prevent the house from becoming overgrown with dust, we are giving away a cool vacuum cleaner.

Let the pillow given to you be your faithful friend. You will see a wonderful dream on it, and in the daytime it will suddenly come true?

Happy people don't watch the clock, and don't look at them too much. Just wear them on your wrists - Let them remind you of me.

I give you the most valuable amulet, To save you from various troubles, From misfortunes, the evil eye and slander, - Do not accidentally lose the amulet.

Your circle of friends is wide, Add friends, girlfriends And just casual acquaintances You manage to remember everyone! Don’t make your head spin, I need a simple book, alphabetically, written down - At least, for example, like this!

I want this ring to help you understand me and turn you to face me. Why am I not right for you?

I give you earrings so that you always wear them. And after many years, Love would remember mine.

Have you dreamed of a puppy? I give it to you! So that the dog grows up smart, only brings you joy, becomes the most devoted friend, you love his friend!

It’s more fun for you on your own yacht and it’s more joyful to sail across the expanses of the seas. Sailing off for a walk on your yacht, After all, you won’t forget to invite your friends?

Knowing your interest in books, intending to please, with this book will I really not achieve my main goal?

I give you gloves, so that your hands are smooth and do not freeze in the cold, and are always warm.

It's nice to sit by the fireplace in silence with a glass of tart wine. When we are not around and you are alone, our fireplace will warm you with warmth.

So that you are at home more often, you wait for me and don’t miss me, I give you a kitten. Snuggle the fluffy one to you! Although he is small, he still looks so much like his mistress!

Music is dear to both of us. Let it sound to you more often and fill you with a feeling of beauty, love, delight, what are you rich in.

I surround my beloved with warmth, But a fur coat is still better, I think: It will protect from the cold in the frosts, It will preserve the health of my beloved.

The skirt will definitely come in handy! Once you appear in it, it’s impossible not to fall in love: You’re simply a charmer in it! Whoever is still slightly in love will be completely subdued.

You yourself are quite respectable, a purse will complement your image. The necessary thing will, of course, be useful to you.

It won't be too small, our spacious, soft robe. You will be comfortable in it, be it in the morning or in the evening. In it, as in your own crib, All sensations are so sweet.

Take the guitar and let it play, it immediately fills your heart with delight. In your hands it is like a song of the soul. Will you play the gift for us in silence?

I give you a ring so that my heart responds to my love for you. Think about me more often.

You don’t want to be a toy in any hands, to someone else’s will to be obedient in plans and deeds. But you like to play with toys. Maybe you'll be happy with ours?

You yourself, like a doll, captivate with your beauty. Boredom will overcome you, maybe you can play? Maybe you'll remember me alone with the doll?

The sun blinds the wonderful eyes, And sometimes a tear runs from its caresses. Now your glasses will protect you, All in the sun - but your eyes are in the shadows!

A woman's hairstyle means a lot, and you shouldn't go without styling it. You will create your own hair with a hairdryer and you will conquer many hearts.

The simulator will help you: And it will increase your beauty, And it will strengthen your health, Like Doctor Aibolit.

Didn’t expect such a surprise from us - (You didn’t expect such a surprise) For tea, a colorful set? And we take it and give it! Give us some tea soon!

CUP Fill our cup with strong tea and drink with gusto. And at the same time, know: we miss you, We look forward to meeting you soon.

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KEY RING How do you live without a key ring? Life is bad without a keychain. With a whistle I give you a keychain so you can always find it.

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You can give a bottle of wine to women of absolutely all ages. Even if the hero of the occasion is not a fan of strong drinks herself, she will be able to treat them to friends or relatives who unexpectedly come to visit. You can hand over a bottle of wine by saying the following words:

The holiday began a long time ago, Let's have fun and don't get bored! Well, for now we’re handing over the wine to the birthday girl.

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You are beautiful and sweet, You have driven me crazy with your beauty, Accept our answer - A wonderful bouquet!

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In microwave mode, the dishes will become hot, so that you can cook deftly - Get a microwave!

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Your beauty is wonderful And your tender gaze is beautiful, So that you are always lovely, Here is a set of cosmetics!

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On your beloved's bed You should sleep sweetly and sweetly, And that's why we give you a soft pillow under your ear!

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Here's a toy for you - Not a bear with sawdust, You can collect money for yourself in a piggy bank!

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Birthday - on this day, I’m not too lazy to sing your praises! You are beautiful - there are no words, but there are no poems to write down.

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I’ll give you a notebook, so that you don’t forget me throughout the next year, and make dates!

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Let the burning flame of this candle play in your gaze in the evenings. I congratulate you - and don’t be silent, share your dreams and dreams with me.

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Our affectionate home is pleasant and bright, You are the best woman on this planet! You surround me with reliable warmth, in which all the secrets, riddles, answers.

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He will remind you of childhood, Joy, games and coquetry. You will remember the entertainment and lift your spirits!

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Let the warm mittens warm your hands, protect you and overcome the frost. You look at them and you will smile in response, And with this smile you will walk through life.

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On your day, we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts, And most importantly, we remind you - Be kind and bright, be sincere with us, And rays of happiness will flow in poetry.

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You are a first-class housewife, And dumplings with potatoes fly from the plate straight into your mouth, little by little.

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The beads on your swan neck shimmer in wondrous music. I am forever fascinated by beauty, And I am very excited by the congratulations.

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I wish you happiness and continuation, Eternal youth, like a revelation. Holidays in life on ordinary days, Meetings and conversations with your friends.

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Wow, what felt boots, they look great on your feet! Get dressed quickly, friend! - Suddenly the blizzard starts blowing again.

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Let's go dancing for your birthday. Where are the sweets and jam? We congratulate you with all our hearts, Let's throw a feast like a mountain!

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Full of kindness and tenderness, you will not find a more beautiful woman. I'll raise a glass of wine to everything you hear now.

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Your image is fabulous and languid, I’ll add a small touch. Accept my gift, even if it is modest, Believe me, I always remember you.

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Your most beautiful hands, Let the pearl varnish adorn. You never know boredom, Our world blossoms with love.

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With freshness and purity, we revive the senses! Let's cheer everyone up with jokes and kindness!

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It’s not enough to be born cheerful; you need to be treated correctly. Here is a magic elixir - It will decorate any feast!

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We sincerely congratulate you and wish you to live without troubles, and also with this tea to finish any lunch!

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What is ringing piercingly? Can you hear this ringing? We are glad to give you a cool new phone!

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If suddenly you want a message, Write it down and leave it for centuries, I took care here in advance - You, of course, need a pen!

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Can you tell generations how life was in the twenty-first century, how your birthday was celebrated, and how we drank here today!

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I can’t remember any interesting stories by chance that started with “Would you like to drink this delicious, exquisite tea?”

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But funny incidents that started with vodka - wow! And let him lead you to the climbs, and let the hangover wait!

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For modern man, in this turbulent age of ours, it is extremely harmful to one’s health to keep all the negativity to oneself.

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Don’t lash out at your loved ones, Don’t look for scapegoats, I’ll give you an alarm clock, So that you can hate it!

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To scatter around the house, To keep your feet warm. To feel worthy We all need socks.

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So that when guests suddenly arrive, or you suddenly need to go to work, a pair of worn out socks, old, callous, does not cause everyone to be scared!

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I decided to give you beer, I say this head-on, like a man. And without any beautiful words, keep your wishes from the heart.

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I wish you strong nerves, And you value peace of mind: Although beer does not solve problems, But it makes life more pleasant!

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I am not a jacket or a shirt, I decided to give it to you. One of the most important items is Panties.

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My gift will be practical, And it will come in handy only when you feel the urge to sneeze, Straight from the heart, more than ever!

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Not in the sleeve, not in the towel, not in the hand - God forbid! To look intelligent, carry a scarf with you!

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I was thinking about what to prepare for such a festive day. I don’t have money or curiosities, but I’ll give you a shovel!

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You will bury all the problems, you will delve into the essence of things. Having dug out the treasure, you will become rich with my shovel!

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And let gasoline become more expensive, And let taxes rise. It’s important that things don’t come to this.

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I don’t know a more useful thing - It’s like a message from heaven! It unites the keys, adding weight to the pocket.

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And in very boring moments, When you don’t know what to do, You ring the keychain with your keys, To spite everyone around you!

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On your birthday, I wish you peace, I wish you to be yourself, and not create an idol for yourself,

I wish you success, I wish you love between the lines, I wish you a ringing laugh, I wish you to travel a hundred roads,

My dear granddaughter wishes for you, So that you jump to the stars, So that, grandpa, without end and edge, You walk peacefully through the Universe!

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My grandson congratulates my beloved glorious grandfather on your birth, and I wish you the most important thing in the world from the bottom of my heart.

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So that the back hurts, the vertebrae are healthy, So that there is an apartment and a car, So that the dacha is new.

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So that the harvest ripens to the fullest, So that all the trees are deformed, I wish you the most beautiful life, So that you live warmly and coolly.

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Today is an important holiday, without a doubt: It’s a beautiful girl’s birthday! Therefore, I need to approach the “presentation issue” very seriously!

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I wanted to give her a piece of jewelry, But all the diamonds fade next to her! I wanted to give her chocolate, But the sweetness of her lips is more pleasant to me!

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Then I thought - maybe a dress would be better? But you won’t find any fabric softer than her embrace! What should I do now? I came up with the idea of ​​giving myself to her!

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On a wonderful holiday - a wonderful birthday, I wanted to say to my dear, incomparable one Some kind of amazing compliment, So that this would be the best present!

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Now I read this congratulation: I want to improve your mood! And wish you more happiness and light, After all, I don’t know a better girl on the planet!

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Today is your niece’s birthday, Congratulations from your uncle, I wish you good health, Be the most successful in the world,

Don’t try to guess the future, Try to choose wisely, Always support your family, And know, niece, how much I love you,

Every success of yours is a great achievement, There will be no victories in life without battle, God will help you on your path, Come to me at any time.

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I look at you like a delicate flower, I dedicate a poem to my niece today, Ask anything from your uncle, we are family, Happy birthday and wish you happiness,

I also wish you the love of the ocean, I will not let anyone hurt you, Rely on me at any moment, I will always be next to you,

Let the best people into your life, build strong bridges for yourself, order a cool party today, and hurry up to have a nice rest.

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Happy birthday to my beloved guy, I wish you good luck in all your endeavors, May this day be full of joy, And great success awaits you ahead,

I wish you to be on top of the world, And to overcome all the difficulties in life, Then we will build our life beautifully, I want you to always trust me, dear,

I will always surround you with love, So that you can see its magical power, This power will also inspire you, And I will follow you to the ends of the world.

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We will have a wonderful time today, I wish my beloved guy happiness, Every minute will bring joy, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday,

I want all your dreams to come true, May your health be as strong as granite, I want to always write poems for you, May the fire of our love always burn,

Like a mosaic we put together adventures in life, And every second brings us pleasure, I love you so much, you are an inspiration, May you always be lucky in life, dear.

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For my friend’s birthday today I would like to wish you to always be happy, eat a lot, sleep a lot.

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And relax more, visit the islands, always get a big salary, you won’t be sad.

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I wish you to smile more often, so that life is real, so that the sun shines, so that you are always sweet.

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May you be cheerful and beautiful, May you be infinitely sweet, And as affectionate as a cat, May you find a mistress this year.

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You are a good friend, I wish you a great life, and good luck on your birthday at the front in the sphere of your personal life.

Happy birthday greetings to a man with humor

Happy Birthday to you, my dear! And with all my heart I wish that you are healthy, dear.

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Let the meaning of your dreams come true in life, and you will not be deprived of a sense of humor and generous kindness.

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I wish your pocket to be thick, bananas and cabbage to bloom, and smile from ear to ear, a smile suits you so well!

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What is more important to you: Being richer or smarter? On your birthday, I wish you to become a smart oligarch in one fell swoop!

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So that the money flows and the brains work. Well, who will I be? Your first deputy!

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I wish you red girls, To drive the blood through your veins, Various wines, vodkas and sherbets, What love on an empty stomach!

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Let the fun of the fairy tale splash, And let everyone understand the joke, I won’t make eyes here, Good luck in life awaits you!

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