Valentine's Day, traditionally celebrated on February 14, is just around the corner, and it's time to think about how to spend this holiday fun and interesting.
Sketch scenes that can be performed at school, college, and institute will help you celebrate Valentine's Day.
Scenes for Valentine's Day are funny and cool - this is what you need to organize a holiday.
Scenes and scripts for Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day
Scenario for two lovers for Valentine's Day
Has your gait become surprisingly light, you are not walking, but flying? Does your pulse constantly quicken at the mere memory of this person and your appetite disappears? Does it take your breath away at the thought that you will soon be holding hands? Do you have a strong desire to run away together to the ends of the world, turning off your mobile phones? Have you stopped clearly distinguishing the seasons? Do you absolutely not remember those days when you woke up alone, but do you remember every day together in the smallest detail? With bated breath, follow the words to hear the long-awaited “I love you”? Then this is your holiday! Valentine's Day is exactly the holiday that should be spent with the people you love, who are the most and the most, who love you and receive reciprocity from you. February 14, Valentine's Day, is the time to say the three cherished words “I love you.” So why not take the initiative into your own hands? And so that your confession turns into a real fairy tale that will be remembered for a lifetime. Then the two are led along a road strewn with rose petals, fireworks are set off, a sea of balloons is released and they are left alone to enjoy a wonderful dinner and each other’s company!
Sketch for Valentine's Day
HOST: On Valentine's Day, we simply could not invite the heroes of the occasion to this evening. No, not couples in love, but those who make them so... Meet the cupids and their arrows! FEATURING: Two young men run out dressed all in white with bows and arrows. AMUR 1: We are Cupids from the structure of Erotic culture. AMUR 2: And the Caucasian Cupids take skewers instead of arrows. TOGETHER: Our motto: Cupids – connecting people! CUPID 1: Why do they call us cupids? AMUR 2: Oh, it's a long story... In honor of the Amur highway! ...well, highway M58 AMUR 1: . CUPID 2: Well, remember how it shakes... how the heart and all other organs beat... CUPID 1: Tell me, we, Cupids, are we for safe love? AMUR 2: Yes. And what? AMUR 1: I just can’t understand why we don’t have arrows with tendrils in our arsenal? AMUR 2: Rhetorical question! Well, let's go do “amorous things” (they go down to the hall) AMUR 2: (approaches a large young man) Look what a healthy guy. Probably an athlete. Listen, you can't hit him with an arrow. A shaft is needed here. Cupid 1 leaves. AMUR 2: Where are you going, behind the shafts? AMUR 1: No... I'm getting the ambulance. AMUR 2: Yes, I don’t like it much. AMUR 1: Well, you’re not very strong, but he’s an athlete, just give him a reason. AMUR 2: (aims at the girl's ear) Why are you aiming at this girl's ear? Like women love with their ears? AMUR 1: No. The little girl just came up and said: “Uncle, pierce my ear.” AMUR 2: Hey, watch where you're shooting... AMUR 1: What? AMUR 2: Wow... you hit a man with an arrow for a woman. AMUR 1: So what? AMUR 2: Nothing. This is how you make fun of people indiscriminately, and then again this gay pride parade. Us to the authorities and a bonus bye-bye. AMUR 1: So shoot at this brunette with brown eyes and this blond with blue eyes AMUR 2: Why is it in them AMUR 1: Their children will be beautiful AMUR 2: Let's then not shoot the brunette, but the brunette AMUR 1: Why ? AMUR 2: They won’t have children at all. AMUR 1: (runs up to the couple) Look how beautiful the girl and guy are. Now I’ll shoot an arrow at them so that they can be together... AMUR 2: Wait (comes up to them, takes it out of the bag) Here is cognac and the keys to the hut! That's for sure! AMUR 1: (points to the three) Let me kill these three with one arrow AMUR 2: You let's shoot in Sweden like that, not in Russia AMUR 1: (Approaches a large bald man. Moves away.) You know, we better sheath our arrows. He says he has an arrow here. AMUR 2: Shooting cigarettes is not an arrow! … OK. Let's go just in case. Dear friends! On this day we want to tell you: look for your soul mates... AMUR 1: Otherwise, we will make the choice for you!
A scene for couples in love on Valentine's Day
(The song “If I were a Sultan” plays. A young man dressed as a Sultan comes on stage) Young man: Wah, wah, wah, wah! Oh, how I need a wife. Not three, but only one! Lamp, lamp, help, bring me a bride. There is only one request, that she be talented. Wah, wah. Wow. Wah! (Music. A girl wrapped in rope is pushed onto the stage.) Young man: Here is the light of my eyes, The feeling will flare up, I know, in an instant! The only thing I don’t understand, Jean, is why did he tie up his wife? (voice off stage) Gene: Those times, it’s my fault, Even though I was glad to try! Where have you seen talent flow into your hands like snowfall?! Young man: Okay, okay, don't grumble. It's better, Jin, keep quiet. What's your name, girl? Jean: That's Polunina Marina. Young man: Well, shut up for a moment, please. After all, it’s not you, but I’m the groom! Give us a tête-à-tête with the bride, at least give us a taste of sherbet. You, soul, don't listen to him. If you want, eat an apple. Girl: You better me, adversary, Explain who is to blame! Who stole me from home? And why do you need my talent? Young man: I’m a sinner, I’m a sinner, I say. The fact that I love you! anstars.ru Girl: Well, if so, then listen to the song that I will sing for you. (The girl sings the verse and chorus of the song “You can’t go anywhere...”) Young man: Oh, your song struck me. Become my wife. I'll give everything for such a song, I don't want another wife! Girl: Wait, don't rush. Swear to me first. That you will love me, Beer, bars you will forget. You will forget about football, this sport is prohibited in the house. Yes, take me to Morozovsky once every four days. Don’t interfere with the singing... Young man: Gin, help me quickly! I can’t refuse her, but also how to do everything! Jean: You, brother, distract her, and look into her eyes. Women need a look filled with love like air. Girl: Jean, whose side are you on? Maybe you can serve me! Jin: You'd have to be suicidal to refuse you. Girl: Look into your eyes quickly. Darling, do you love me? Young man: Yes, yes, yes. Girl: Can't you trade it for others? Never... Young man: Yes, yes, yes, yes. Girl: Our main female talent is an unwavering gaze. If you're hooked, don't resist, fool! (The guys perform a song to the melody of “If I were a Sultan”) If a guy is in love, then don’t miss it. You will immediately catch his gaze on you. Delay, lure, and then catch. This is just the first step towards that great love! It's not very easy to love girls, But how in the world can we live without them!
Scenario for the holiday “Valentine’s Day at the Company”
The presenter in the morning makes an opening speech: Today, on Valentine's Day, there is a warm atmosphere at the company!
Any man awaits recognition of love, And girls dream about love! And, by the way, we love our own company very much, for that matter! Our team is very united and strong! We are very lucky with our colleagues! The moral is this: today we need to celebrate this day together at the company! Do not you mind? Then the first task:
everyone draws out the last name of a person of the opposite sex, to whom he must give a small gift with a declaration of love.
The gift must be given to a colleague through the “Mailman of Happiness”. Nobody knows from whom he received the parcel. Your task is to guess the sender based on the gift and congratulations. The most insightful ones will receive prizes at the end of the day! To do this, everyone must send a note with words of gratitude to the intended sender of the gift through the “Mailman of Happiness”. You can only send one note! The results will be announced at the end of the day! Second task:
each couple (everyone must choose a couple) must answer the questions of the test about love, which I will now hand out to you!
Please circle your answer. 1. Of the geometric shapes you like most: a) circle; b) triangle; c) square. 2. All night long you read your favorite book: a) Scanavi math problem book; b) Pushkin's captain's daughter; c) a collection of jokes about Vovochka. 3. Different films are shown on different TV channels. You will watch: a) an action movie; b) melodrama; c) cartoon. 4. What you like most for breakfast is: a) semolina porridge; b) pizza; c) sandwich. 5. In your free time you prefer: a) sound, healthy sleep; b) cross-country running; c) reading Dante in the original language. 6. Of all the sports you like most: a) football; b) alpine skiing; c) swimming. 7. In a large company, you prefer to talk about: a) politics; b) Ramstein concert; c) a geography test from O.G. 8. If your parents weren’t against it, you would certainly place at home: a) a Persian cat; b) purebred bulldog; c) tarantula. 9. Your preferences in music are: a) Tattoo; b) Limp Bizkit; c) Song and Dance Ensemble of the Russian Army named after A.V. Alexandrova. 10. On a trip you would like to go: a) to Africa on a safari; b) to Venice on the canals; c) into the tundra on reindeer. Those who match the most answers become the ideal couple of the evening. Third task:
during the day, remember a line from a song that you can use to declare your love. At the end of the day, at the festive table, the results are summed up. While the table is being set, a competition is announced. You need to come up with a name for each dish that corresponds to the holiday. Prizes are awarded for the three most original titles. Signs with names are placed near these dishes. A prize is awarded to the first person to send a thank you letter to the correct address. Everyone pronounces their declaration of love (a line from a song). To whom, the lot also decides. Prizes are awarded for the most lyrical, funniest and most original declaration of love. An anecdote competition is held on the topic “Man and Woman”. Everything ends with dancing and feasting.
Scenes for Valentine's Day. Funny scenes about lovers
Scenes for Valentine's Day. Funny scenes about lovers
Do you remember that in the middle of cold and snowy February there will be a warm and bright holiday - Valentine's Day! How are you preparing for this holiday? We offer you funny scenes for Valentine's Day about the lovers themselves. Put on this skit at school or any other place where you will celebrate. And then your guests will applaud you and laugh.
Kitchen. There is a table in the kitchen, and a woman (mother of a daughter) is sitting at the table. A young man (the young man of the mother’s daughter) walks back and forth near the table and next to mom. He nervously looks at his watch and keeps shaking his head.
Mother:
Stop looming back and forth in front of me already! And stop constantly looking at the clock. You can count the time, you look at your watch every five seconds!
Young man:
It’s just that your daughter and I agreed to go to the cinema today. You know that today is Valentine's Day!
Mother:
I know, but what does this have to do with you and my daughter?
Young man:
Like which one? By the way, your daughter and I have been together for a year! And we love each other!
Mother:
Yes, together for a whole year! And then what? Are you going to live on love alone?
Young man:
What else do we need?
Mother:
What else do you need? A lot is needed! For example, you need an apartment where you can build your love. You need a car to take your love to work and home, to the store and on other errands! You need money to buy an apartment and a car...
Young man:
That is, you think that happiness and love are only for those who have money?
Mother:
Well, not quite like that, of course. But I have one example. My daughter’s boss is the happiest person! And an apartment, and a car, and a dacha, and money, and...
Young man:
Ah, you've taken it upon yourself again! Again you use this as an example!
Mother:
By the way, I didn’t want to tell you, it’s such a holiday after all, but I’ll tell you – now my daughter is having dinner with her boss. He asked her out on a date and she agreed!
Young man:
How's that for dinner? What about cinema?
Mother:
Ha, movie! Cinema is your life if you are with my daughter! And here is a real, happy fairy tale. And fairy tales, if you don’t know, have a happy ending!
Then the door opens and my daughter comes in. She is a little drunk and staggers, laughs and hiccups.
Daughter:
Oh, Dima! Hi, darling! And I was a little late!
Mother:
Or you could have stayed the whole night, mom let you go!
Young man:
What does it mean - delayed? Did you have dinner with your boss? Did you have a date?
Daughter:
No, what are you saying, what date?! It’s just that my boss is such a lonely person! He asked me to sit with him for a while, I agreed. I can’t tell him no!
Mother:
Right! No need to refuse him! Such a good, such a sincere person! I wouldn't refuse this!
Daughter:
Mother! Wait! Listen, Dimochka! We just sat, he told me about his life...
Young man:
We sat and drank... did he pester you?
Daughter:
What are you saying, no! But he gave me a gift! Here, look - iPhone six!
Mother:
What a gift! What a gift! This is not to give you flowers with a piece of paper inside!
Young man:
Oh, so I accepted the gift! That's it, I've had enough!
The young man turns around and leaves.
Mother:
Oh, daughter, don’t be so upset! Better tell me, did your boss pester you? Oh, tell me!
Daughter:
Dima, my Dimochka is back!
She runs up to the door, opens it, and her boss is standing on the threshold with a large bouquet of flowers.
Daughter:
Viktor Pavlovich? How are you getting here? Why are you here?
Boss:
Veronica! Let me come in and confess to you!
Mother:
Of course, of course, come in and confess!
Boss:
When you and I sat and had dinner, I was the happiest person in the world. And when you left and I was left alone, I was horrified! After all, I can remain single all my life! And where will I put my money then? Who did I build a dacha, a house for then? Who do I buy cars and jewelry for?
Daughter:
Mom, wait! Victor Pavlovich! You will still find your happiness, you will still meet your love.
Boss:
Veronica, it seems to me that I have already found my destiny and my love. And you know. I want to tell you that this is...
Then the door opens with a bang and a young man enters. He is already very drunk and can barely stand on his feet.
Young man:
Veronica! My love! My good girl! I understood everything, I understood everything... (here he sees the boss with a bouquet of flowers). Now I understand everything!
Daughter:
Dima, you misunderstood everything. Viktor Pavlovich just came to say that he had found his love. And now I wanted to say who it is.
Mother:
Yes, tell me already, who is it?
The young man takes out a gun, points it at the boss and says:
Yes, it’s very interesting to know, tell me, who is this?
Chief (scared):
Look, can you put this thing away? After all, she can shoot!
Young man (pulls the bolt of the pistol):
Whether he shoots or not depends on what name you call!
Boss:
Well, so this is...as I said, I met my love...and her name is...Her name is...her name is...
Mom, daughter and young man in one voice:
How.
Boss:
Anastasia Ivanovna! (and mom gives flowers)
Mom (surprised):
What? I? You really surprised me! I don't even know what to say!
Young man:
Somehow it seems to me that this is just a trick! I don't believe you!
Boss:
Yes, I'm telling the truth! I just wanted to get closer to her through her daughter, to stretch the ground, so to speak! Well, you know what they say - if you want to gain the trust of a cow, pet the calf!
Pros of short skits
When guests decide how to please the newlyweds, they gradually come to the understanding that the most successful way would be to create a small performance. After all, it has a number of advantages: such a skit can be organized very quickly, you just need to warn the presenter about the required amount of time.
- No lengthy preparation required. After all, in order to perform a skit lasting several minutes, you do not need a large amount of text, especially if several people participate in the performance.
- One person can participate in the performance, but most often guests are grouped in groups of 3-4 people.
- The skit allows you to amuse the newlyweds and other guests (you can use some gag or joke as a basis).
- There are many themes that can be used to create a unique presentation. Most often they choose those that are associated with the theme of the holiday, with love, with the habits of the bride and groom, or with their work.
- If you don’t have enough imagination to come up with a play yourself, you can use a ready-made script.
- The minimum number of props required to create a performance. After all, such scenes are most often aimed at what the actors say or do. In simple versions, things will not be needed, but for more complex ones, some elements borrowed from the image of the original source will be required.
- Ease of remembering the text of the speech, because it is quite small in volume.
In addition, newlyweds can also plan a scene, for which, when organizing a wedding, the time for it is included in the script and an interesting plot is looked for. In order for the skit created by the organizers to go well, the host must know which of the guests performs well.
When the time comes for the performance, the toastmaster invites them and distributes the words. But most often this method is used to create plays without text, when it is necessary to show pantomime.
