New Year's fairy tale - Kolobok in a new way
Kolobok is the most famous fairy tale, on which more than one generation of children has grown up, but let's look at it from a modern point of view.
Act one
The action takes place in a mansion. Grandfather and Grandmother are sitting at the table. The grandmother is knitting a scarf, and the grandfather is watching this action and sipping tea from a saucer.
Grandfather: “Oh, it’s become boring, there’s nothing to do...”
B: “So go play some dancing, or watch TV, or fix the refrigerator, otherwise it doesn’t freeze, but heats like a microwave.”
D: “Oh, you know, old lady, I’m kind of hungry. Bake a bun for me, old lady.”
B: “Old lady, you are an old stump yourself. And you will answer for such words!
The grandmother looks angrily at the grandfather, turns around and leaves the stage. Grandfather takes the knitting and begins to whisper...
D: “Well, tea is not Cinderella. Knit, purl, knit, purl.”
A big, delicious Hamburger comes on stage and starts singing the famous song from the Big Mac commercial.
D: “All Saints! What are you?"
Hamburger: “Hello, old man. Today I will be your dinner. That's what that beautiful woman said." (Points to Grandma).
D: “Grandma, are you really cuckoo. This is fast food. And I have an ulcer and my cholesterol is off the charts. Do you want my death?
B: “Put on your glasses, old man. Why don’t you like a bun?”
D: “He’s not a bun at all.”
B: “Otherwise...”
D: “Are you saying this is normal food?”
Hamburger: “Yes, absolutely. I am normal food. Just a little fat..."
D: “What’s your name – BimBim, BomDom, BigBen.”
Hamburger: Big Mac!
B: “And you don’t like the name. I can also serve French fries, a double portion.”
The grandmother turns around and leaves the stage, stomping her feet.
D: “You, my friend, go, go. Look for another table, a more modern one. Otherwise, here we prefer porridge with milk, cabbage soup and turnip parena.”
Hamburger: “So you won’t eat it”?
D: “Yes, it’s scary to look at you. Not what it is. No, I’d rather get away from sin myself.”
Act two
The Hare appears on the stage, sniffs the air and makes a face.
Hare: “What kind of new dish did Grandma prepare?” And meat is not meat, and fish is not fish... (Seeing a Hamburger in front of him). Oh, who are you?
G: “I am Hamburger, but grandma says that I am Kolobok.”
Z: “Kolobok means. And do you know. That according to the script, I have to eat you. But I don’t really want to get gastritis.”
G: “Oh, maybe you have enemies, then let’s feed me to them. Let them earn gastritis.”
Z: “Tsuk... Exactly. I have one friend. It's called a wolf. Wow! And here he is. Easy to find."
G: “Then hide quickly. Next is my concern.” (The hare runs away).
Act three
A shabby, hungry Wolf appears on the stage.
B: “Wow, what a curiosity. What kind of cheesecake with filling? And the smell, and the smell was like the Colorado potato beetle. Although in winter there are some potatoes. Oh, that’s some grass – an ant is sticking out.”
G: “This is not an ant. This is a super vitamin salad. Particularly useful, foreign.”
B: “Yes, even a cabbage leaf. And you dear, from what region did you come to us?
G: “I’m from McDonald’s country. Look how delicious I am. Eat me".
B: “Well, well. Why do this right away? Eat it. First, tell me a joke, read a poem or sing a song. And then we’ll see.”
Hamburger sings a song and dances to the music.
Wolf: “Well, my friend, you probably have E - they poured a lot of additives into you. I probably won’t eat you.” (Turns around and leaves).
G: “That’s the plot. I will soon develop a complex. No one even tried a piece.”
The Bear appears on the stage.
M: “Who should be eaten here? I'm so hungry that I could kill a mammoth. Wow. And what kind of Dika-a-a-braz is this?”
G: “Here I am. No no no. I didn't sign up for this. Not a bear."
M: “Oh, wait, my dear. Let's talk".
G: “Have you changed your mind about having lunch?”
M: “Yes, I just love healthy food: I get honey, I pick berries.”
G: “And that means I’m unhealthy.”
M: “Yes, you are not food at all.”
Hamburger turns around and walks away with a dejected expression on his face. And then the red Fox appears on the stage.
L: “What is this handsome guy? You're just a cutie. Dates are every woman’s dream.”
G: “It’s me. What did you tell me there? Sit down on your toes and say it again.” (Preens).
L: “Listen, you don’t have a temperature. These are my words according to the script. But I’m not going to eat you, because I watch my figure and do fitness. Well, don't be upset. Let's come live with me. You will be standing in the garden. Scare away the crows, otherwise you have such a smell. That there won’t be enough air fresheners.”
G: “Well, at least I’ll be good for this.”
L: “The moral of the story is – eat healthy food and you will be healthy.”
All together: “That’s it”!!!
A curtain.
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Characters: Mother-nanny Ivan Tsar Stunned Alena The Beautiful Baba-Yaga Serpent-Gorynych Cheerful music sounds. Nanny appears on the front stage. Nurse. Hello, dear guests. Welcome to our fairy tale. (begins to tell) In a certain kingdom, in the most fabulous state, there lived a king. Not so young, but rather old. His name was Stupid Obalduevich. And I was his nanny, from an early age I raised his royal majesty, fed him, and wiped his nose. One day, Obalduyushko calls me... Picture one. Tsar (wrapped in an old torn blanket, in a nightgown and slippers). Nanny, nanny, is there anything left in the oven? It hurts to eat. Nurse. Yesterday the last one was eaten. Tsar. And you should have covered the self-assembly, or something... Nanny. You're still joking, Your Majesty! The self-assembled tablecloth has stopped feeding for six months and only scolds. Tsar. Why can’t you scrape the bottom of the barrel and place it in the barns? Bake me some kind of bun. Nurse. Yes, I’m telling you – the barns are empty. Tsar. Van, Van, where are you? (Ivan the worker appears) Ivan. What was your royal majesty's name? Tsar. (important) Called! Van, go to your neighbors and exchange something fabulous for cabbage pies! Ivan. So what should I change? Everything that was sensible has already been exchanged. And what’s left... The flying carpet is full of moth holes and doesn’t fly. I’ve been repairing the boots for the umpteenth time (pointing to the ones he’s repairing) - and everyone stumbles out of the blue, it’s clear that something is wrong with their speed... and they’re leaking water... The self-propelled stove has been standing for two years without any use, it doesn’t heat , no luck - oh, what can I say... Tsar. Yes! The last one remains, the cherished one! (takes out a mirror from under the seat) My light, mirror, tell me and report the whole truth... Ivan. But who will tell you the truth, except me, a fool? Tsar. Be silent!.. Am I the sweetest, smartest and kindest in the world? Mirror. You... all... mi... all mi... all mi... (falls silent) King. (throws the mirror) And it’s there too! All! My patience has run out! Call the people, Ivan! Let's think about it! Ivan. Why convene? Here we are. I am a nanny. Tsar. How? That's all? No one else? Ivan. There was no one, some people ran away from the devastation. Tsar. Traitors. Rats. (sobs) I have no one left! Van, friend, do you want me to make you a minister? Do you want it, huh? Ivan. What more! No, I’d rather do it this way... Tsar. It's a pity. There would be someone to scold later. Well, let's sum it up. What do we have left in the state? Nurse. And there is nothing left. Tsar. And in the bins? Ivan. But in what bins, are you crazy? Tsar. But, but! You talk like you're talking to a king, you idiot! Have you collected the harvest from the field? Ivan. So there is no harvest in the field. Tsar. Did you look well? Ivan. Ugh! Look for yourself! (brings a tub with the inscription “Field”) Tsar. Yes! Nothing has grown! “Field, Russian field...” Nanny, was it watered? Nurse. They watered the Tsar. Did you loosen the earth? Nurse. They loosened it. Tsar. So why didn't anything grow? Ivan. Nothing was planted, and nothing grew. (takes away the tub) Tsar. The last resort remains. Ivan. Which? Tsar. Declare war on neighbors. Nurse. Completely crazy! This is just what we needed... Tsar. Don't argue! I appoint you, Vanya, as a general! By morning you will gather an army - and go with God. Ivan. Well, I do not. I'd rather leave like this. Myself. (puts things away) King. (scared) Van, where are you going, huh? Ivan. Wherever your eyes look, as long as you stay away from you, Father Tsar. I no longer have the strength to listen to your nonsense. Goodbye! Tsar. Stop, Van, stop, don’t go! I was joking, why do we need war? It’s already bad for us, that is, it’s good. Nanny, tell him! Van, wait, cool down, you are the only employee left in my state now, how can I live without you? Ivan. (sighs) And that's true. The state is pathetic. I'll have to stay. Tsar. (delighted) That’s great, well done. Don’t think, Van, we will somehow be able to improve our affairs without war, right? Ivan. It is good to. Tsar. Van, here’s something else I’m thinking. What if I get married? A? On the rich one. So that the dowry is enough for repairs and bread and butter. Nurse. (reproachfully) Look what you came up with! Ivan. Where can you find such a bride? Tsar. And we, as it should be in a fairy tale, will shoot an arrow. Where is my bow lying around? (looks for and takes out a bow and arrows) Mom. He went crazy in his old age. What arrow, what marriage? Oh, look, if you end up somewhere wrong, then you’ll have to live with a frog for the rest of your life. Tsar. But it’s true that it’s old! That's the problem! If I were young, would it have come to this? (thinks) Ivan. (conciliatory) So what, he’s old. But wise in life, with experience... Tsar. Listen to my royal decree, everyone. In order to improve things in our state, I must become young. And if so, go on your way, Vanka, and bring me rejuvenating apples, or something else rejuvenating. Ivan. Where am I going to go? Tsar. Go there, I don’t know where, and bring something you know what! What I said. And I give you no more than a year. And here we are somehow... Right, Nanny? We'll start visiting our neighbors for dinner. Just mend my robe somehow unnoticed, otherwise there will be a hole in the hole and I will be ashamed in front of people. (leave with the nanny) Ivan. Eh, there was no sadness! I'll really have to hit the road. Hey, running boots, your turn has come - for nothing, I repaired and patched you up. (Boots appear) Well, do you know the way? Then, go ahead! (puts on boots and walks away with leaps and bounds) Scene two. Forest. Ivan comes out to the edge of the forest wearing only one boot. The other boot is in his hands. Ivan. (looks at the boot) Yes, I repaired and repaired, but apparently it was all to no avail. They took me to an unknown place. I've been wandering through this forest for days. Where to go, in which direction? And all the boots are stupid, even though they are magical. No, it’s better to throw it out of harm’s way. (sits on the grass, with difficulty pulls off the other boot) A voice is heard behind the stage: “Chick, chick, chick, you damn thing, where the hell are you?” Ivan throws his boots backstage. A knock and a cry of “Oh! May you be torn apart and tossed!” A moaning Baba Yaga appears with a boot in her hands, rubbing her forehead. Ivan. Grandma, what happened, who hurt you? Baba Yaga. Someone, do I know who? I’m walking through the forest - suddenly - bam - and it’s in the forehead! Heel! If I knew who it was, I would turn him into a cockroach, I would fry him in the oven! Is it common to throw boots at old people? (Ivan carefully hides the second boot away). It’s no longer possible to walk peacefully in your own forest. And what are you doing here, my dear? Ivan. I'm lost. Baba Yaga. Lost? This is good. Have you met anyone here? Ivan. No, no one! Baba Yaga. But this is bad. It's a pity! Oh, this is such a treat for me! Here, I’ll find it, she won’t find it enough! (waves a twig) Ivan. Who are you looking for, grandma? Baba Yaga. How about someone - his own hut, on chicken legs. I’ll tell you what, dear man, since I exchanged my old hut for a new one, I have no life. As soon as I turn away, there’s no trace of her, she’s still trying to go somewhere, she’s out and about. And when he leaves, he will definitely get lost. So I search for her in the forest all day long. By the way, I have radiculitis. Oh oh oh! (sits on the grass) Ivan. Poor you, poor you! Look how tired I am! Here's what you do - sit here in the shade, and I'll look for your hut myself. Maybe she wandered into a ravine? You can't go down there. Baba Yaga. Oh, you are a kind person, not like others who throw their boots at old people. Go, my dear, go, and I’ll really lie down in the shade and rest. (lays down under a bush) Ivan lifts his boot, looks around, trying to find the hut, then throws the boot behind the scenes (in the other direction). Loud and pitiful cackling is heard. Ivan grins contentedly and follows the voice. There is noise and cackling. Ivan appears, and the hut trails behind him, limping. Ivan. Here is grandma, your runaway. Baba Yaga. Found? Got it? Well done! Well, I'll ask her now! (looks for his twig) The hut cackles pitifully and hides behind Ivan. Ivan. Wait, wait, grandma. She should not be punished, but should be pitied. She, poor thing, fell into a trap - you see, she’s limping. (the hut raises its paw, there is a trap on it) Baba Yaga. You're my chick, you're my poor one (Strokes the hut) How did this happen to you, huh? But she wouldn’t wander around anywhere, the spoiled girl! Where did I tell you to go for a walk? At the edge! And you climbed into the thicket - and you fell into a trap. Hey, well done, how can we get rid of the trap? Ivan. You hold your hut tightly, and I’ll try to loosen it! Come on, one, two, three! Ivan opens the trap. Baba Yaga and the hut fall in one direction, he in the other. Ivan looks at the trap. Ivan. Serious stuff. Apparently someone was betting on a wolf or a bear. Baba Yaga. Thank you, kind man, I don’t know what your name is. Ivan. They call me Ivan, Vanya, and my mother called me Vanya as a child. Baba Yaga. Thank you, Vanyatka, for your help! Now tell me how I can help you. Ivan. I do not even know. I, grandma, am going there - I don’t know where, so that I can find some rejuvenating drops for my king - he’s decided to marry us in his old age. Baba Yaga. Look how! Ivan. Do you, by any chance, know where I can find this remedy? Baba Yaga. No, Vanyatka, I don’t know. Judge for yourself, if only you knew, would I now be so old, toothless and with radiculitis? Ivan. Well, probably not. Well, okay, goodbye, grandma. And tie your hut to a rope so that you can walk within the limits of what is possible and graze nearby. Baba Yaga. (surprised) That's right! How come I didn’t guess it myself? And you, Vanyatka, are smart, oh, smart! Do you know what? Take my magic ball. Wherever he goes, there you go too. And when it freezes, that’s the end of your road. Ivan. Thank you, grandma, for your kind words. Live - don't get sick! Baba Yaga. And good health to you, Vanyatka... Oh, where is my hut? She ran away again, you bastard! (runs away shouting “Chicky, chicky, chicky...”) Ivan. Well, lead me, magical little ball, where I don’t even know. (throws the ball onto the path and follows him. Scene three. Mother-Nanny comes to the forefront, she has been knitting something all the time, from the very beginning of the performance. Mother. It’s only a fairy tale that soon takes its toll. Meanwhile, Ivan walks day and night , week after week, month after month. And the end of the road is not in sight. And what can I say - the royal service is hard. (pictures of the seasons change) Oh, why am I blabbering here, and I have milk on the stove, as if ran away... (hurriedly leaves) Ivan appears. A ball rolls in front of him. Suddenly it stops, so that Ivan stumbles. Ivan. Look, the ball has stopped. What a miracle! But there is nothing around. And what kind of tower is this? visible? Heads towards the Castle of the Serpent Gorynych. In the tower, Alena the Beautiful sits by the window and embroiders. Ivan appears. Looks around. Notices Alena and looks at her as if spellbound. Ivan. I never thought that such beauty could exist in the world. Hello, girl! Alena. Oh, who’s here? (notices Ivan) Good fellow, how handsome! I've never seen anything like this! (to Ivan) Hello, if you're not joking. Ivan. I'm not in the mood for jokes! When I saw you, I not only lost all my jokes, but also all my words. What is your name, beauty, tell me? Alyona. I'm Alena, and who are you? Ivan. And I'm Ivan. Alyona. Tsarevich? Ivan. (slightly offended) No, but give you just the prince? Alyona. What you! I can't stand these princes! They only know how to imagine and show off, but they cannot cope with the Serpent Gorynych. Ivan. So it’s you who are languishing in captivity with him? Oh, he's a villain! Don't be afraid, I will free you. I will not regret my life. Alyona. You are brave, Vanya, it’s immediately obvious. Ivan. I will give him an adversary, a villain, a damned terrorist, he will know how to mock weak people. (during his words, three heads of the Serpent appear and listen with interest) 1st Head. Who is he talking about, us? 2nd Head. About who else? 1st Head. Brave man! 2nd Head. Insolent! 3rd Head. Fool! 2nd Head. No, what an impudent man! Let me destroy him, I’ll burn him with fire! Ivan. (turns to the Serpent) Oh, you fire-breathing monster! Now you will pay in full for your villainy! (grabs the sword) Alena. No need, Ivanushka! 1st Head. Well, to be precise, we only have one fire-breathing head - here it is (nods to the second head). Ivan. (confused) How alone? What about the rest? 3rd Head. (cheerfully) Here it is (nods at the first head), for example, a water-jet. Well, I am a wind blower. Ivan. But that doesn’t happen! 3rd Head. Just try it yourself. Come on, hold on tight to something. (blows on Ivan, he tries to grab a tree, but flies to the side like a ball) 1st Head. Be careful! Again, you're playing games like a little kid. 2nd Head. Why play with it, fry it and eat it! 3rd Head. Yes, I’m not even at half strength, but at a quarter strength, so that it’s fun! Alyona. Ivanushka, how are you? Ivan. I'm fine! It’s not so easy to blow me away from Mother Earth! 3rd Head. (admiringly) Eagle! Ivan. Whether you are a fire breather or a wind blower, that is not the point. Answer me, monster, why did you kidnap Alena the Beautiful? Why did he orphan the beauty? 2nd Head. Will he also ask us questions? Yes, I him... 3rd Head. Apparently, he fell in love with Alena, and that’s all nonsense. 1st Head. (judiciously) You, young man, don’t swing your sword - you might get hurt. And there is no need to lay false accusations against us. Alena was an orphan since childhood - she worked as a laborer for strangers. Ivan. (mockingly) So you didn’t kidnap her, but freed her? 3rd Head. Oh, how smart he is. Ivan. Why is she... languishing in your tower? 2nd Head. What? Is it languishing? No, I definitely don't like him. And anyway, why talk to him? 1st Head. Alena, are we forcing you to work? Alyona. No! (cries) 1st Head. Don't you have enough food and drink? Alyona. Enough! 1st Head. So why are you crying? Alyona. It's boring!!! 3rd Head. Well, that's it! How could we not have guessed that she was sad here? But they wanted what was best... 2nd Head. She's bored, please tell me! It turns out that it was more fun to work hard from dawn to dusk in other people's houses? This is human ingratitude! I told you, you don’t need to do this. 1st Head. Of course, it is impossible to take into account all the nuances. Ivan. You see how your... how your whim turned out. Villainy is villainy, no matter how you justify it. So I'll have to cut off all your heads. Alyona. What are you saying, Ivanushka! After all, Zmeyushko didn’t kidnap me out of malice, he wanted it for the best. Ivan. You are a kind soul, Alena the Beautiful! I loved you even more for this. But how can I rescue you from captivity if I don’t fight the Serpent? 1st Head. Oh, these young people, only fights on their minds! 2nd Head. Primitive. No imagination. You still have to eat it! 3rd Head. And you would ask in a good way, they say, I love your Alena and ask for her hand. If you would woo him as expected, you’ll see, we’ll let you go in peace. 1st Head. Interesting offer. We need to think about it! 2nd Head. What is there to think about? Refuse and... eat quickly. 3rd Head. Why not let it go? Weddings are fun. Let's have a feast for the whole world! Alyona. Do you hear, Ivanushka, ask the Snake kindly! Ivanushka. Yes, I - well, I’m not against it, but it’s somehow strange to marry you with such ... a parent. 1st Head. But still there are no others. 2nd Head. I am categorically against it. I don't like him and that's all. 3rd Head. Well, why did you attack him, you see, the man cannot come to his senses. Ivan. I... this... means... the 3rd Head. (prompts) “I ask for the hand of the red maiden...” Ivan. I ask you for the hand of the red maiden, Alena the Beautiful... 3rd Head. (prompts) “Because I love her more than life itself...” Ivan. (more confidently) Because I love her more than life itself! 3rd Head. (prompts) “And I will take care of her and cherish her until my death...” Ivan. (embarrassed) Well, that goes without saying. 3rd Head. That's a different conversation. 1st Head. However, it wouldn’t hurt to ask Alena’s consent. 2nd Head. That's right, that's right, maybe Alena doesn't agree to take this brave, insolent man as her husband? Then eat it and that's the end of it! Alyona. Oh, yes, I agree, Zmeyushko, I agree! 3rd Head. Well, fine! 1st Head. Let's think and consult. You, Ivan, come back in a month, we will give you our answer. Ivan. How is this in a month, why? 1st Head. A serious matter cannot be solved so easily. Alena begins to cry. 3rd Head. What are you talking about? After all, it’s clear to everyone here – love! At first sight? And the guy is so cute, and Alena is dying for him. 2nd Head. But I still have big doubts about him. Judge for yourself. If he is a good, hard-working person, then why... why the hell... wanders around the world instead of doing business? A? 1st Head. Serious question! Really, Ivan, why weren’t you sitting at home, tell me? Ivan. So it’s not of my own free will that I wander around the world. Royal service! Business trip, so to speak. 3rd Head. (curiously) What kind of service is this? What are searching for? Ivan. My Tsar-Sovereign, Stunned, has decided to become young. So he sent me to look for a rejuvenating remedy for him - some apples or something else. 3rd Head. And How? Found? Ivan. (sighs) Not yet! But the time allotted to me is coming to an end. It's time to go back. 1st Head. Did you fail the task? Ivan. Did not cope! 2nd Head. You'll probably get it on the first day! Well, fine! And it would be even easier to deal with you here on the spot. Ivan. I won't leave without Alena. If you don’t give back the goods, I’ll fight! To death! 3rd Head. Don't get excited ahead of time! Heads begin to confer. The words “Instead of a dowry”, “Well, no”, “Let him show his ingenuity” are heard. 1st Head. Well, Ivan, if we decide to marry our Alena to you, then so be it, you will receive rejuvenating drops as a dowry. Alyona. (joyfully) Oh, thank you, Zmeyushko! Ivan. This is a gift, there are no words! 1st Head. If we decide. 2nd Head. If you can cope with our test! But, in my opinion, we are wasting our time with him. 3rd Head. We will give you three tasks. If you manage it, you’ll get Alena and drops to boot. 2nd Head. If you fail, it's your own fault. Let's eat. 1st Head. Well, this is just not necessary. Ivan. Say what you need to. I agree to everything! 3rd Head. (admiringly) I’m telling you, brave man! 2nd Head. Well, let’s say that in our test, not only courage is needed. The first task will be this: manage to get fire without flint, and build a fire before our eyes, so that there is no deception. 1st Head. How much time will we give for this? 2nd Head. Until the sun hides behind the trees. 3rd Head. A little! 2nd Head. Enough for the smart one. Alyona. Sunny, darling, stop, take your time, let my Vanya solve the problem! Ivan scratches the back of his head, also mutters “sunny, sunshine,” then approaches Alena. Ivan. Give me, Alyonushka, for luck, a piece of glass from your kokoshnik. (takes out a piece of glass, rakes up branches and uses the glass to light a fire from the sun) 3rd Head. Look how smart he is! Got it! 1st Head. Really! 2nd Head. (puts out the fire) Well, this is a simple matter. You have completed one task - take on another. He managed to light a fire and managed to get water from nothing. Ivan. (excitedly) How much time do I have for this? 3rd Head. Until the rain started, until the thunder struck. Alyona. Hurry up, Ivanushka, a black cloud is approaching, and before you know it, it will shed its tears. Ivan. Tears? That's right, tears! Forgive me, Alyonushka, but I can’t do it without your help this time either. (takes out an onion) Alena. What are you thinking, Ivanushka, why do you need a bow? Ivan. And you clean him, but quickly. (extends Alena onions and a knife) Alena. What are you, Ivanushka, tears will flow from Luke, the eyes will turn red. Ivan. I beg you very much! First and last time! Then I will always clean the bow myself, I swear! Alena begins to clean the bulb and cry. Tears are pouring with a stream. Ivan substitutes the bucket and fills it. Then he approaches the bucket to the snake Gorynych. Ivan. That's how they ordered. 2nd head. Cunning, you can’t say anything. True, girlish tears that water. They appear quickly, and dry quickly. 1st head. (Sincerely) I coped with this task! 3rd head. No, I definitely like him! 2nd head. But you still can not do without the third task. 1st head. Yes, how they agreed! 2nd head. (mockingly) I'm afraid this task will be more difficult than others. Ivan. (decisively) say that it is necessary. I will fulfill everything! 1st head. I don’t even know if you can. After all, a person is not a bird, he will not rush around the sky. But you have to. You managed to dilute the bonfire, but to get the water, managed to rush through the sky, but not with the birds, but on its own. 2nd head. And the deadline for you is not yet dark. You will be ready for the flight - call, but we will not interfere. 3rd head. (with hope) You, think, Ivan, think! The snake is deleted. Ivan sits on the ground, Alena is nearby. Ivan. Where to start - I won’t know the mind. If I had a carpet, another thing. Alyona. Think, Ivanushka, think. Ivan. And what to think, Alyonushka, I’m not Hvilov what to think, I am a master of the artisan. To fly through the air - not walking on the ground. In a neighboring state, one wings made one wings, like a bird, but could not resist in the sky. Alyona. You think better. Ivan. I would have such a mother-light as fluff and durable, like iron, I would make a car flying like a carpet, and so ... Alena. And my silk scarf is not suitable? Embroidered with gold threads, she embroidered. Ivan. Let me see. (takes a scarf, tries to strength, admires the pattern) This is another matter. (He takes out tools from a knapsack, spits in his arms and starts work.) Sing to me, Alyonushka, a cheerful song so that the work is arguing. (Alena sings a cheerful Russian song. By the end of the melody, Ivan Deltplan is ready) Ivan. Call, Alyonushka, Snake Gorynych - let him accept work. Alena runs away and returns with a snake. 1st head. Let's see, see what you came up with. 3rd head. That's so beautiful! Oh, Vanka, oh, and hand! 2nd head. Beauty is beauty, but whether this design, so to speak, will fly, is another question. Ivan. Do not doubt! One two Three! (scattering and flying into the air) The heads follow the flight. 3rd head. Flies, as if flying! 1st head. Just like a bird. 2nd head. He took off like a bird - managed to land! Alyona. Return, Ivanushka! Ivan makes another circle above the heads and lands. Ivan. Well, the serpent, I completed your tasks? Did you manage? 1st head. I managed, you can’t say anything. 3rd head. Deserved a reward, well done! 2nd head. Yes, you will have to keep your promise. It's a pity. It would be better to eat it. Get the young drops, just remember - you need to handle carefully. 1st head. The main thing is not to overdo it. 3rd head. And in order to get home faster, I am your flying car with a fair wind. Alyona. Goodbye, snake, do not hold evil at me. 1st head. Yes, and you, Alena, are not thai. Ivan. Farewell. Hold on stronger, Alyonushka. Ivan and Alena fly away on a cheek, a windblastic head drives a deltaplane through the air. Fourth painting. Tsar. (listens) Nanny, look out the window, Vanya does not go? Something for a long time he is. Nurse. So where did you send him? Tsar. (surprised) Where? Nurse. In the public case! Tsar. Ah-ah-ah! Nurse. And the state is quickly impossible. Tsar. It's right. But if he fulfills my task-I am to him, everything that I will ask the ladies, by golly! I give a royal word! Nurse. This is right. This is in fairness. Tsar. Look, nanny. That it is spinning over us - a bird is not a bird, I won’t take any kind, what a curiosity. Nurse. (peers) It seems that this is our Vanyatka is returning. Tsar. On the sky? Miracles! (proudly) That's what amazing people in my state! Vanya, Vanya, e-hea-gay! (waves his hands like a child) Deltplane lands. Ivan and Alena appear. The king freezes in place, he cannot take his eyes off the beauty. Tsar. Vanya, who is it? Ivan. This is Alena Beautiful, my bride. I want to marry her. Tsar. What? Yours? Bride? How dare you! I sent you for? For a potion! And instead, you went to look for a bride? Ivan. Why "instead". Here are your drops fellow. Bring, as promised. Tsar. (enough drops) This is another matter. Now you can talk about marriage. I appoint with my decree with my bride ... Mama. His? Tsar. Alena is beautiful! Wedding in five minutes! Ivan. What? Yes, you lost your mind, your royal majesty. What does my Alena have to do with it? Tsar. And now she is not yours. Nurse. You who thought up, shameless. You gave the word everything to fulfill what Vanya wants. Tsar. So what? My word - I want - give, I want - I take it back. All! I don’t want to listen to anything! It is said - a wedding in five minutes. Ivan. And you asked my Alyonushka if she would go for you. Alyona. No, Vanya, I don’t need him for nothing. Tsar. And who will ask her? Now I will become young now, so she will not look in your direction anymore. Who are you? Nobody! And I am the king, and also young! (opens a bottle) Ivan. You, your majesty, is more careful with a magical potion. Look, do not overdo it! Tsar. And you don't tell me! There is no youth much! (Takes a large sip, listens to his body) Mom. Well, how? Tsar. Feel! I feel the forces are added! And it began to see better! (drinks the whole bottle) Alena. What are you doing? Tsar. Eh! Hair grows, the muscles are strong! Oh, ah! What is this? Why? Don't want! Mother! (In front of everyone, the king turns first into a young one, then into a child, and then into a baby baby) ua-ua! Ivan. Housing up to the diaper. Alyona. What a nightmare! What will happen now? The mother takes the baby in the arms of the baby and begins to download it, puts it on him a cap, who knitted all this time. Alyona. Look, Ivanushka, how funny he is, how small. Ivan. (bewilderedly takes the baby in his arms) So we all our lives with him were nursed, well, now, from the beginning to start? Nurse. And sometimes it is not harmful. Alyona. And right, Ivanushka, maybe we will make a real person out of him. Nurse. After all, he will grow in a large family equal to everyone. Ivan. Where did we get a big family from? Alyona. (embarrassed) Well, not immediately, of course. Ivan. Exactly, I did not realize that. Mommy-Noyanka, you will not refuse to help us? Nurse. I can nurse the kids - not get used to where I will go. Alyona. Oh, Ivanushka, and who will be the king now? Are you really? Ivan. Well, I do not. I, as before, will work, our state is re -build. And the king? .. It would be a state, but there are kings, right? Alyona. Of course, Vanya. I like you as you are. Nurse. (Smiling slyly) And our king, father, the iron, small, small, ordered the wedding today, so I think it is not good to violate the last royal decree. Ivan. But the baby cannot marry! Nurse. And I'm not talking about him! We have a couple - Ivan yes Alena! So let there be a feast for the whole world! Ivan. We ask for mercy, the guests are dear! Welcome! They bow. The bell chime sounds, turning into a cheerful dance. The production and public execution of the play is only by the written permission of the author. This email address is being protected from spambots. You must have JavaScript enabled to view it.
Bremen Town Musicians with a modern twist
Characters:
- Troubadour Jr.;
- Troubadour Sr.
- The dog is old;
- The dog is young;
- Senior Cat;
- Junior Cat;
- Senior Rooster;
- Junior Rooster;
- Young Atamansha and her gang.
Act one
Troubadour Jr.: “Dad, I’m so bored. Lets go for a walk. Let's go travel and see the world."
Troubadour_ Sr.: “You know, son, in my younger years I traveled a lot, but now I want to sit at home. Moreover, I am writing memoirs about my adventures. And you go to my old friends, they probably miss the adventures. They all live nearby, but Donkey is away on business.” (Leave the stage).
Act two
A family of dogs at the dinner table. Troubadour Jr. appears at the door.
Troubadour_junior: “Hello. I’m going on a long journey, don’t you want to go with me to conquer distant countries.”
Senior Dog: “Hey, I can’t. Very busy. I'm cooking up a new film script. Would you like to take your son as a travel companion? He’s a jack of all trades: he’ll light a fire, cook dinner, fight off enemies and sing a song.”
Younger dog: “Really, take it. I'm looking forward to hitting the road."
They leave the stage. The action takes place in the Cat's house. The younger Troubadour and the younger Dog enter the Cat's house. (Cat - father is hung with gold chains, talking on the phone).
Cat - father: “What is the Bitcoin rate? Drop your shares immediately. Very urgently and buy oil. Urgently".
Troubadour Junior: “Hello, I see you are very busy. But maybe you want to remember your youth and go on a trip?
Cat - father: “No, no, no. I'm already full of money for this and very busy. Maybe your son will keep you company.”
Cat – son: “Yes, I would be happy to.”
Joins the travelers. Everyone leaves the stage.
Next, the action takes place in the rooster's mansion.
Junior Dog: “Hello, vocal one. How are you".
Rooster - son: “Yes, I’m sitting here, I’m bored. My father left for a meeting of the upper house, and left me to guard the house.”
Younger dog: “Come travel with us. Let’s see the world and show ourselves.”
Rooster - son: “Let's go. It will still be more fun than in Bali.”
Troubadour Jr.: “Friends, let’s rehearse.” (They sing the song of the Bremen Town Musicians ).
Act three
A gang of robbers led by the Atamansha appears in the clearing.
Chieftain: “Stand still. Turn your pockets inside out. Phones, bank cards on a barrel. Fast".
Troubadour Jr.: “Well, who robs like that? Who robs like that? Let’s do this, if you guess our riddle, then we will give everything ourselves, and if not, then let us go in peace.”
Dog - son:
“He walks with one leg,
Turns his blue head
Shows everyone the countries
Cities and oceans."
The robbers shrug their shoulders in confusion...
Rooster - son: “Yeah, you guessed wrong. And this is a globe. Every schoolchild knows about this. Let us go. You promised".
Atamansha: “Wow, the little children have fooled me, a seasoned robber, around their finger.”
Troubadour Jr.: “Don’t be upset. I see you are so athletic. Come with us to Bremen. You will be our backup dancer. Well, we agree."
The robbers agree. A song plays and everyone dances to the music. A curtain.
Scenes from New Year's fairy tales in a new way for 2022
We all know the fairy tale about the Snow Maiden from childhood. We offer a New Year's fairy tale scene in a new way for 2022 based on this work.
The presenter says: “Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman.” And what did they not have! And the Indesit stove, and the Sony TV, and the Ariston refrigerator. Only the au pairs did not.
In the New Year's scene for 2022, Grandfather and Baba appear with fairy-tale characters.
Baba : - It’s hard for me, grandfather, to manage the housework. We should hire a housekeeper. But today’s youth are so unreliable, they won’t clean, they will rob! I can't imagine what to do.
Grandfather : - Come on, grandma, let's fashion a housekeeper out of snow! She doesn’t eat, doesn’t get tired, and at night you can put her on the balcony so she doesn’t take up space in the apartment!
Next, in a New Year's fairy tale scene, in a new way, they sculpt the Snow Maiden from the snow. She comes to life. The development of the New Year's skit based on the fairy tale continues with the participation of the Snow Maiden.
Presenter : - The Snow Maiden is both good and sweet, but she just behaves strangely. He washes the plates with a mop and cleans the furniture with a dish sponge.
Baba : - Grandfather, what did you put in her instead of brains? Grandfather : - Yes, some part from the TV.
Snow Maiden : – When work is not going well and the mood is at zero – Brooke Bond tea! Take a break and eat a Twix!
Grandfather : Apparently, it was an advertising block! So what should we do? Baba : - Let's send her to school. There they will teach her wisdom.
The action of the New Year's fairy tale for the coming 2022 continues in a new way at school. The teachers have gathered for a teachers' meeting and are deciding what to do with the new student Snegurochka.
Math teacher : – She’s a good, capable girl. She only has one advertisement in her head.
Literature teacher : - The Snow Maiden has a good memory, and she remembers poetry well. True, not the ones I ask. Well, for example: “Homemade dumplings, quite magnificent.” Or this: “Gillette is the best thing for a man.”
Head teacher : - I think she needs to be shown to the school psychologist.
The New Year's scene with fairy-tale characters continues in the psychologist's office.
He says: “The case is not easy.” You will have to use the deep freezing method. Bring my props!
The presenter gives him Father Frost's sheepskin coat, hat and staff. Then, in this scene of New Year's fairy tales in a new way, the psychologist, already in the guise of Father Frost, puts the Snow Maiden to sleep, knocks the staff on the ground and takes out the advertising block from her head.
Teachers, Grandfather and Baba ask the Snow Maiden: - What is Blendamed? Comet? Silit? Dirol? Ariel? Snow Maiden : - I don’t understand what language you speak. All : - Hurray! Happened!
The New Year's skit based on fairy tales ends with Santa Claus saying: “This is real magic!” And the fool Snegurochka, fooled by TV and advertising, turned into an intelligent, beautiful and kind girl. I wish you to trust less TV too! Happy New Year with a new happiness!
New Year's tale with a modern twist for 2022
Merry storyteller:
There were houses in one fairy forest. This fairy-tale meadow was beautiful! The residents of those houses did not like to put themselves on display, but it is about them that our story will go! On New Year's Eve, this incident happened, when one of the residents found Santa Claus near his hut. And this resident’s name was Ivan the Fool, But then he immediately realized what and how! Ivan took out his phone and started calling to notify all the neighbors!
Ivan (speaking into the phone):
Hello, Malvina? It's me! Ivan is a fool. How are you doing? Okay, that's not what I wanted to ask now. I was going to take out the garbage in the morning. I see Santa Claus lying near the fence, and he immediately started calling you! No, it’s clear that I’m a fool, because they call me a fool for a reason! And the real Santa Claus lies by the fence, And what should I do, what should I do with him? Okay, okay, I'll wait, bye. Listen, take some wine with you?!
Merry storyteller:
Ivan began to wait for Malvina and walk back and forth to keep warm. Ivan sees Baba Yaga coming and carrying something in a bottle with her.
Ivan the Fool:
Baba Yaga! Come here! Show me what's in your bottles, huh? And I'll show you Santa Claus. Just real, but here he is, in the snow!
Baba Yaga approached Ivan.
Baba Yaga:
Why are you a fool, you didn’t pick it up? After all, he will freeze, didn’t you know?
Ivan the Fool:
So how does it freeze? After all, he is frost? Yes, Yaga, it’s not just your nose that’s frostbitten! Better let's decide what to do with him. Who will we give it to now?
Baba Yaga:
I have living water with me, I don’t know if it will help him now? Okay, I'll try, I'll splash it on him now. And you hold me, otherwise I will fall!
Baba Yaga splashes something from her bottle on Santa Claus. Santa Claus opens his eyes, holds his head and stands up.
Father Frost:
Oh, my head, my head! I don't remember how I got here!? And who I am, I can’t remember, I know I’m in some kind of trouble!
Malvina approaches.
Malvina:
Oh, indeed, Santa Claus is real! And I thought Ivan was a really smart guy! Santa Claus, hello, how are you? Tell us how you got here to us?
Santa Claus: Who is Santa Claus? It's me? Oh, I don’t remember anything at all, that’s the problem.
Malvina:
Like who are you? You are Santa Claus! You see the bag in which you carried gifts for the children! I won’t tell you how I got here. I can’t help you here.
Father Frost:
So so so. I'm Santa Claus! I brought gifts to the children in a bag?! Let's look in the bag, maybe my clues are in it.
Santa Claus takes felt boots out of his bag.
Father Frost:
Felt boots? Who are they as a gift for? They won't fit on any child's feet!
Ivan the Fool:
Wow, felt boots! And my size! Thanks for bringing them with you! I’ve been waiting for felt boots as a gift for a long time, but my feet are freezing, I just can’t!
Malvina:
So you made a wish, so that Santa Claus would bring you felt boots?
Ivan the Fool:
So I asked not only for myself, Look, there’s a crocodile in the bag! Okay, okay, I'm kidding. I asked for a dress for you!
Santa Claus takes a dress out of the bag.
Father Frost:
And in fact, there is a dress here, and also some kind of green mixture.
Ivan the Fool:
This is green stuff for Baba Yaga, so that she can lubricate her feet. She has become completely old, she walks around, holds her together, and bothers everyone here!
Baba Yaga:
So you're a fool and asked for gifts. Why did you bring Santa Claus? How will we send it back, After all, you know that there is nothing from our fairy tale?!!!
Father Frost:
Oh oh oh. What a problem! I remembered, because I’m having it very soon, I’m leading the children’s Christmas tree, But apparently I won’t be able to get to them!
Ivan the Fool:
You'll get to where you need to be on time, and you'll celebrate the children's Christmas tree. After all, I also asked for an airplane carpet for you. You see, I haven’t forgotten about you at all! And you always forget about us, We want the same New Year's holiday! So, first lead the Christmas tree, and then fly freely to where you need to go!
Father Frost:
If that’s the case, I’ll stay with you and celebrate the New Year’s party for you. Together we will celebrate the new year, and we will see off the old year together!
Everyone leaves the stage.
Merry storyteller:
Our fairy tale is coming to an end, But I’ll tell you something else: New Year is a holiday for everyone! So have fun and let your laughter ring out loud!
A new tale about a fisherman and a fish
Once upon a time there was a farmstead on the shore of the cold blue sea. A slanted hut with straw on the roof. The fence fell, the gate fell, a lame cart in a wretched barn. The glass is about to fall out of the window, Of all the animals - a dog and a cat.
The reason is clear: it is not easy for an old man and an old woman to cope with everyday devastation. Since they did not live in Sochi, they did not rent out rooms to holidaymakers. The old men were long forgotten by the grandchildren, and the old man did not print counterfeit money. And their life was hard and miserable. It’s just happiness that the sea is nearby. The old man is not lazy, and the net was preserved, and at that time there was plenty of fish to be caught.
One day the old man went, as usual, to the cold sea for fish. He threw the net into the whitish waves and sat down on the shore waiting for the catch. Having forgotten himself, he stared at the pockmarked sky, and fell asleep to the hiss of the surf... The old man woke up from the buzzing and howling - wave after wave was rushing to the shore. The old man grabbed the net as hard as he could, dragging a heavy burden out of the sea.
He got a rich catch in the net. And suddenly, from the radiance, my eyes began to shiver. The old man took a closer look, and his legs began to feel unsteady: what he saw in the nets was an unusual fish. Her scales are like a thousand sparkles, and her thimble-sized crown sparkles with gold. And the old man realized, hiccupping with excitement, that the Queen of the Sea had fallen into the net!
While the old man was recovering from his excitement, a girl’s voice came from the net: Listen, fisherman, through the fault of providence, today I became your captive. And, as befits the royal rank, I will not stand behind it at any cost. Ask for a reward worthy of the Queen, ask for rubies, diamonds and gold.
After thinking for a minute, the old man replies: of course, your reward is impressive. Who doesn't need amber and diamonds? You can buy a lot with them at once. I don’t need money or gold for nothing. Another reward will warm my soul. I ask you to return the Queen of the Sea in exchange for freedom, for me male strength
The fish felt something jump in its throat: This has never been asked before. Well, a hut, well, a title, well, a yacht in Venice, but to exchange goodness for potency?! - Oh people, oh morals! Where is the world heading? The old man has gone crazy so that I could be a cuttlefish!
She hit the waves with her whole body and drenched the old man from the crown to the toes. And he suddenly feels a change in himself. He can’t believe it – there’s a movement in his pants! Suddenly all the signs of a man became visible. And this is for no externally visible reason. The old man impatiently throws the net and releases all the fish back into the ocean.
What kind of fishing, do flies eat it?! And with a quick gait he rushes towards the old woman. Seeing her husband, the old woman fell - she had not seen anything like this since the wedding. Who doesn't enjoy a lying woman? And my grandfather’s strength grows time after time. He brings his woman to ecstasy.
Truly, the fish did a great job. Forgotten are adversities, illnesses, and sorrows. Spouses indulge in love at night. And in the morning their cheerfulness knows no bounds: the barn is filled with wheat harvest.
Grandfather built a new hut in a week, such a mansion that the king is not worthy. And from now on the woman is a match for him too - in face and soul forty years younger. Like a girl, she manages to get around the house. Sweeps, sews, cooks, washes. The old man now wears a satin caftan and rolls dumplings in sour cream with a fork. He drinks goose and horseradish with wine, and remembers the golden fish with kindness.
Neither the spell of wealth, nor the maximum of power can in any way replace the energy of passion. May you have this powerful force, and may it inspire you forever.
