New Year's sketches funny for adults short
how news is born: a cool short scene
Leading:
— Good evening, dear guests of our holiday, I hasten to note that we have already been waiting for some sensational news. Where did they come from and how to find them? We'll find out right now! (We prepare a stencil in advance, cut the paper into pieces and place it in a magic hat. For the convenience of the competition, we attach a ready-made template. It can be supplemented or printed several times.).
Leading:
— So what do we see? On a piece of paper we have blanks with phrases consisting of a set of words. For example: Table, Lamp, Cafe, Boot. From these words you need to collect sensational news that will excite our entire district. Words can be declined, combined into phrases, and used in “news” several times. Let's go! The magic hat goes to the first participant!
we talk about love and show it: a cool skit competition
Leading:
- Gentlemen, answer my question: did everyone come here with their significant other? (until the guests begin to raise their hands and shout out yes/no, you can get an idea of the further course of the dialogue with the viewer). I suggest moving on to the next scene, which is called “Uninhibited Love.”
Leading:
— I need 6-8 people from the audience who will participate in a mini skit.
While everyone is choosing suitable participants, the host explains that these should be people who can freely talk about their feelings. The essence of the competition is as follows: participants sit in a row on chairs. Then, at the command of the leader, the first participant turns towards his neighbor and remembers what he likes/dislikes about his neighbor (ear, left pocket, protruding handkerchief, etc.).
Leading:
(Addresses the first participant) Pay attention to your neighbor. See what is suspicious about him, and what do you like? You need to remember this.
Guests examine their neighbor on the right and remember. All contestants are interviewed in this way.
Leading:
- And now, starting with you (the first participant), we will find out what you didn’t like about your neighbor?
Guest #1 (example):
— I didn’t like his curly lock of hair!
Leading:
- Now stroke this fatal lock of hair! Maybe it will become even. It’s good that you didn’t like only his strand, otherwise you’d have to completely make amends for your neighbor.
And after, the presenter remembers the spoken phrases and gives each participant a task: kiss what they didn’t like (for example, the ear), tickle what they liked. The action can be modified, supplemented and fantasized according to circumstances.
group portrait: funny scene competition
From 3 to 5 people can participate in the skit. Portrait artists are blindfolded, each is given a felt-tip pen and passed around a blank A4 sheet. Each participant draws part of the New Year's picture. After completing the masterpiece, everyone tells what they drew and why.
Methodology for organizing impromptu theater
Show
Choosing a play
The text of the skit should not be large.
The main thing is that the play has many actions that replace each other, so that the development of events is unexpected, and the end of the production is unpredictable and funny. Where can I get the text of the play? You can use a ready-made script or select any ready-made text with a fairy-tale, detective, fantasy or any other entertaining plot, and if you have the desire and ability, then compose the text yourself.
We decide on the actors
All nouns (including inanimate objects) are roles.
The characters can be not only people and fairy-tale characters, but also animals, plants, various objects (cabinet, frying pan), structures, natural phenomena (wind, moon), even human qualities (mother laziness, envy). Anything can be brought to life. Two people depicting a curtain opening and closing is already uncontrollable fun. There can be a certain number of characters in the play, or as many as you need for a particular company - for this, the main plot is rewritten and characters are added (removed).
Selection of actors, distribution of roles
The presenter distributes roles among the participants (either at his own discretion or by drawing lots) and distributes to them pre-prepared signs with the names of the characters in the scene, as well as, where provided, lines that the characters need to voice. The “actors” attach signs to their chests or hang them around their necks and memorize their lines. In some plays, lines are not needed - the actors in the play do not speak, except to make sounds, depicting the sound of the wind, birdsong, etc.
The re-enactment itself
Next, the presenter reads the text, and the actors obediently perform the necessary actions, entering the stage at the moment when they are first named. The main requirement for actors: they must quickly navigate and try to portray the emotions and actions of their characters, and pronounce phrases artistically.
My friends and I have been practicing this entertainment for a long time, and I want to share some tips with you. I hope you find them useful.
- In general, the performance does not require costumes and props, but if you select something suitable for the characters in the play in advance, it will be simply wonderful, for example, for the role of Baba Yaga - an old wig and a broom, for the role of Grandfather - a cap, for the role of the Wolf - a child's mask, etc.
- You can beautifully design signs (I call them badges) with the names of the heroes. For example, if the character is Baba Yaga, then instead of the simple inscription “Baba Yaga” you can use her image. In this case, you can use pictures from magazines, unwanted children's books, coloring books, etc., or find funny drawings (photos) on the Internet and print them on a color printer - there are a lot of options. It all depends only on your desire and, of course, on the availability of free time.
- In addition to lines, you can also come up with certain movements characteristic of the hero (for example, the Evil Wife, in addition to the line “Where have you been?”, squints her eyes angrily and shows her fist). This will make the scene even more fun.
- The success of the skit largely depends on the presenter (reader). He needs to read the text clearly, expressively (sometimes with irony, sometimes with deliberate detachment, and sometimes with deliberate pathos), pause where the hero of the play is mentioned , and if the “actor” is inattentive, you need to repeat the phrase again and wait for his actions. It is also advisable for the presenter to encourage the “artists”, comment on their actions in a humorous manner, etc., and then success will be ensured!
- The plot should not be known to either the audience or the actors. Therefore, try to avoid plays of the same type: the scenes should be different from each other, relate to different areas of a person’s life and each time surprise guests with unexpected turns of events.
- And, of course, the most important thing is to select cheerful and artistic performers, and at the end of the performance, thank the “actors” for their participation, giving them small souvenirs as a keepsake.
Let's look at how to organize an impromptu theatrical scene using the example of the famous fairy tale with a simple plot “Turnip”
For this performance we need 7 participants - characters and a Presenter, or Reader - a person who will read the fairy tale. Among the participants we distribute by lot pieces of paper on which roles and remarks are written - who, how and what says as their characters are mentioned:
- The 1st player will be Turnip.
When the leader says the word “Turnip,” the player must say “Oba-na.” - The 2nd player will be the Grandfather.
When the presenter says the word “Grandfather” or “Grandfather,” the player must say “I would kill.” - The 3rd player will be Grandma.
When the leader says the word "Grandma", the player must say "Oh-oh." - The 4th player will be the Granddaughter.
When the leader says the word “Granddaughter,” the player must say “I’m not ready yet.” - The 5th player will be the Bug.
When the presenter says the word “Bug,” the player must say “Woof-woof.” - The 6th player will be the Cat.
When the leader says the word "Cat", the player must say "Meow-meow". - The 7th player will be the Mouse.
When the presenter says the word “Mouse”, the player must say “Pee-pee”.
Next, we attach pre-prepared signs (badges) to the actors with the names of their characters. If possible, we provide participants with suitable props (for example, a cap for Grandfather, a scarf for Grandmother, etc.).
And finally, we begin to act out the scene: The presenter reads a fairy tale, and the actors, when their characters are mentioned in the text, say their lines and depict the necessary actions. So:
Grandfather planted... (The presenter pauses, the 2nd player says: “I would kill”) Turnip...
(1st player: “Both-on”). Turnip has grown... big, very big. Grandfather began to... pull the turnip... out of the ground: he pulled and pulled, but couldn’t pull it out.
Grandfather called... Grandma... . Grandma... for Dedka..., Grandfather... for Turnip... - they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out.
Grandma called... Granddaughter... Granddaughter... for Grandma..., Grandma... for Grandfather..., Grandfather... for Turnip... - they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out.
Granddaughter called... Bug... Bug... for Granddaughter..., Granddaughter... for Grandmother..., Grandmother... for Grandfather..., Grandfather... for Turnip... - they pull and pull, they can’t pull it out.
She clicked the Bug... the Cat... the Cat... for the Bug..., the Bug... for the Granddaughter..., the Granddaughter... for Grandma..., the Grandmother... for Grandfather..., Grandfather... for Turnip... - they pull and pull, they can’t pull it out.
The Cat called... the Mouse... the Mouse... for the Cat..., the Cat... for the Bug..., the Bug... for the Granddaughter..., the Granddaughter... for the Grandmother..., the Grandmother... for the Grandfather..., the Grandfather... for the Turnip... - they pulled and pulled, pulled out the Turnip!
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Short New Year's skits for adults
games for drunk company
In a heated company, several participants are selected (from 3 to 6). They go on stage and sit in a row or in a circle on chairs. The presenter places a Christmas tree toy (preferably a plastic ball so as not to break it) on the laps of the first participant. Next, this toy must be passed through all the sitting comrades, but on the condition that no one uses their hands. The one whose ball falls is out.
cool competition game
It is advisable to hold the competition after the first or second toast. To participate, you need three people, three chairs, three spoons and 3 chicken eggs (can be replaced with wooden or plastic ones). Contestants stand in front of the stop line, take a spoon in their teeth, and place an egg on it. In this form, you need to run to the chair as quickly as possible, go around it, and come back as quickly as possible. In this case, the egg and spoon should remain in place. During the competition, there are 3 races, but as a rule, the winner is visible already in the first lap.
lambada trend
This is a competition game for the entertainment of a less active public. Lambada-style music plays, the host announces a new competition that will amuse everyone and at the same time set everyone in motion.
To attract as many people as possible, the toastmaster lures participants with the following phrases:
- whoever joins the round dance now will live without grief and troubles;
- whoever becomes the next participant will become rich and generous;
- the next participant will become famous in the coming year. Does anyone want to become famous?;
- Now the most fashionable and stylish people are joining the dance;
- and now it’s time for the most beautiful, most charming ladies!
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For a large company, impromptu scenes are best suited. The best thing is to take any fairy tale, miniature or text of your own composition. The roles are easy to define - they are all nouns. Also consider the roles of the curtain, intermission and bell. The presenter can only read the text loudly and expressively, and the characters can get into character and perform all the actions. We present to your attention several sample texts. Theatrical performance. Participants are invited, each of whom is given roles. For this performance, it is best to prepare signs with the names of the roles in advance and hang them on the artists’ necks, since the performance is performed without costumes. Characters: King, Queen, Prince, Princess, Robber, Bear, Sparrow, Cuckoo, Mouse, Horse, Oak, Throne, Sun, Window, Curtain. If there are quite a lot of people present, then you can add additional roles: Bees, Breeze, Trouble, Horizon, Barrel of Honey, Rays. After the roles are distributed, the presenter explains the conditions for presentation and participation. The actors must play their roles, focusing on what the presenter will read. The most interesting thing is that the artists will not know the content of the production in advance, and all their actions will be completely improvised at their discretion. The presenter’s task is to give the artists the opportunity to take certain poses depicting the actions that the presenter calls. In the text, such necessary pauses will be indicated by ellipses. So, let's begin our performance, consisting of five actions. Act one THE CURTAIN opens... There is a spreading OAK tree on the stage... A light BREEZE blows its leaves... Small birds - SPARROW and CUCKOO - flutter around the tree..., the birds chirp..., occasionally they sit on branches to clean their feathers... A BEAR waddled past... He was dragging A BARREL OF HONEY and waved away the BEES... A gray vole MOUSE was digging a hole under the OAK... THE SUN slowly rose above the crown of the OAK, spreading its RAYS in different directions... THE CURTAIN closes... Act two THE CURTAIN opens... There is a THRONE on the stage... The KING enters... THE KING stretches... goes to the WINDOW. Having opened the WINDOW wide, he looks around... He wipes the traces left by the birds from the WINDOW... He sits on the THRONE in thought... The PRINCESS appears with the step of a light doe... She throws herself on the KING's neck..., kisses him... and they sit together on the THRONE... And at this time A BIGGER is prowling under the WINDOW... He is considering a plan to capture the PRINCESS... THE PRINCESS sits down at the WINDOW... THE BIGGER grabs her and carries her away... THE CURTAIN closes... Act three THE CURTAIN opens... There is a commotion on stage... THE QUEEN sobs on the KING'S shoulder... THE KING wipes away a stingy tear... and rushes about like a tiger in a cage... A PRINCE appears... THE KING and QUEEN vividly describe the kidnapping of the princess... They stomp their feet... THE QUEEN falls at the feet of the PRINCE and begs to save his daughter... THE PRINCE swears to find his beloved... He whistles to his faithful HORSE..., jumps up on him... and rushes away... THE CURTAIN closes ... Act IV THE CURTAIN opens... There is a spreading OAK tree on the stage... A light BREEZE blows its leaves... Small birds - SPARROW and CUCKOO - are sleeping on a branch... Under the OAK tree, lounging, lies the BEAR... THE BEAR sucks its paw... Occasionally dips it in a BARREL OF HONEY... Paw back... But then a terrible noise disturbs the peace and quiet. It is the BRIEF who is dragging the PRINCESS... The animals run away in horror... THE BRIEF ties the PRINCESS to the OAK... SHE cries and begs for mercy... But then the PRINCE appears on his dashing HORSE... A fight ensues between the PRINCE and the BIGGER... With one short blow, the PRINCE defeats the BIGGER... THE BIGGER under the OAK gives oak... THE PRINCE unties his beloved from the OAK... Having placed the PRINCESS on the HORSE... he jumps on himself... And they rush into the palace... THE CURTAIN closes... Act five THE CURTAIN opens... On the stage, the KING and QUEEN are waiting for the young couple to return at the open WINDOW... THE SUN has already set behind the HORIZON... AND here PARENTS see in the WINDOW the familiar silhouettes of a PRINCE and PRINCESS on a HORSE... PARENTS jump out into the yard... CHILDREN fall at the feet of PARENTS... and ask for blessings... They bless them and begin to prepare for the wedding... THE CURTAIN closes... All artists are invited to bow. Fairy tale performance Roles: Curtain, Throne, Princess, Prince, Kiss, Window, Dragon, Dragon Heads, Dragon Tail, Horse, Clouds, Sun, Trees, Wind. The curtain opens... The palace. In the palace, the Princess sits on the Throne... A handsome Prince enters... Sends a Kiss to the Princess... They begin to be polite... At this time, an evil Dragon flies into the Window... with three Heads and an orgome Tail..., grabs the Princess... and flies away... The Prince goes to save the bride... Saddles his Horse... and rushes like an arrow to the Dragon's cave... Clouds cover the sun..., Trees creak anxiously..., The wind knocks the Horse off his feet... and prevents the Prince from approaching the cave... The Dragon appears... Its three Heads spew out flames and smoke... The battle begins... The Prince cuts off the first Head ..., second and third... The Dragon's body is in convulsions..., The tail is swinging from side to side... The Princess runs out..., trips over the Tail... and almost falls... The Prince picks her up... They kiss... The tail continues to swing... The curtain closes... A skit game Turnip Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Turnip take part. The presenter distributes roles. The 1st player will be the turnip. When the leader says the word “turnip,” the player must say “Oba-na.” The 2nd player will be the grandfather. When the presenter says the word “grandfather,” the player must say “I would kill.” The 3rd player will be grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh." The 4th player will be the granddaughter. When the presenter says the word “granddaughter,” the player must say “I’m not ready yet.” The 5th player will be the Bug. When the presenter says the word “Bug,” the player must say “Woof-woof.” The 6th player will be the cat. When the presenter says the word “cat”, the player must say “Meow-meow”. The 7th player will be the mouse. When the presenter says the word “mouse,” the player must say “Pee-pee.” The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it. “Grandfather planted (2nd player: “I would kill”) a turnip (1st player: “Both-on”). The turnip grew big - very big. Grandfather came to pull the turnip, he pulled and pulled, but couldn’t pull it out. Grandfather called grandma. Grandma for grandfather, grandfather for turnip, they pull and pull, they can’t pull it out...” And so on through the text until the end. You can come up with a fine as a punishment for those who go astray, for example, drink a glass. Turnip 2 Roles and their description: Turnip - at every mention of it, he raises his hands above his head in a ring and says: “Both-on.” Grandfather rubs his hands and says: “Well, well.” Grandma waves her fist at grandfather and says: “I would kill him.” The granddaughter rests her hands on her sides and says: “I’m ready.” Bug - “Woof-woof.” Cat - “Pssh-meow.” Mouse - “Pee-pee-scat.” The sun stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses, he moves to the other side of the “stage.” All that remains is for the presenter to read the fairy tale, and for the “actors” to act it out. In the same way, you can play the fairy tales Teremok, Kolobok, etc. Cabbage soup Roly: pan - grimaces, meat - smiles contentedly, potato - holds his fingers like a fan, moves them and laughs, cabbage - looks melancholy at those around him, not sharing the general animation, carrot - jumps with figurines on his hands, onion - looks angrily, smugly and it stings everyone, the one with the fat hisses when people turn to it, the refrigerator cordially and generously opens its arms and doors, the water from the tap depicts something malicious and vile, the owner is an absent-minded but charming woman. When all the players have taken their poses and facial expressions, the presenter begins to read the text: One day the hostess found a saucepan, and she decided to cook cabbage soup in it. She poured water from the tap into it, put in the meat, and lit a fire. I wanted to grate the carrots, but the fig rolled up - it’s disgusting to look at. The hostess decided to clean it, Carrot cursed: “Again, it’s mine!” You need to keep carrots in the refrigerator, they won’t even think of offending you. The hostess took up the potatoes then. After all, cabbage soup with carrots is not a problem at all. The potatoes in the basket were alive in the oven. The potatoes were covered with sprouts, and they were all shrunk, as if they were fifty years old. The hostess looked and felt sad. She had never heard of cabbage soup without potatoes. The hostess took out cabbage forks. The sight of cabbage made her sad. Cabbage, potatoes, carrots - trouble. The hostess couldn’t even dream about cabbage soup. But the onion, which she forgot about (she kept it on the balcony in a box), lay and glowed with an orange side, It was proud that it was the only one preserved. And so it is crumbled, fried, salted, thrown into a saucepan, satisfied with itself. And even though the dinner with cabbage soup was a failure, But the onion soup turned out delicious! eggs Roly: a hot frying pan that keeps throwing, butter is soft, lazy and cowardly, the kitchen door is looking at everything and assessing, water is melancholic and good-natured. All other guests will be eggs. The presenter begins to read the text. “Marishka is hungry. She went into the kitchen to fry some eggs. I took a frying pan, eggs, and looked in the refrigerator for something else. Did not find. She didn’t know what she needed, but the oil knew and hid. Marishka heated up a frying pan and spat eggs on it. It smelled bad, the eggs began to writhe, turn black, and burn. The frying pan went wild and started throwing everything around. The hot eggs covered Marishka. Marishka screamed and ran to the water. But I didn’t want to eat. Propaganda performance The presenter goes onto the improvised stage and announces: “We bring to your attention the propaganda performance “Saving the Red Star armored train.” Act one Characters (come out one at a time and line up in a semicircle): Anka the machine gunner, a wounded sailor, V.I. Lenin, Red Commissar Dobrov, White Guard Lieutenant Sliznyakov, guard dog Brave, switchman, fireman and armored train driver. The participants take a dramatic pause and say in unison: “Due to the armored train being sent for repairs, the performance is cancelled.” This is followed by a general bow and applause. Modern scene Morning has come. The boss, tired from a sleepless night, entered the office, went to the window, opened the window and breathed in fresh air. A warm ray of sunlight came through the window and danced along the walls. A bird flew into the window behind him. The boss threw a vase at her. The bird flew away and the vase broke. The boss was filled with anger. But then the secretary entered the office, pushing in front of her an elegant serving table, on which a set of Chinese porcelain clanged and delicious sandwiches with black caviar lay. The secretary sent the boss a dazzling smile and left. The working day has begun. The East is a delicate matter Presenter: Now we will introduce to all of you before the deadline a Man and a woman from the subtle East. (An oriental melody sounds. Sukhov comes out and leads out a “battalion” of women. Then Petka appears.) Petka: I wish you good health, Comrade Sukhov! Who is this with you? Sukhov: Who? Who? Women! (further addresses the guests) Meet us! They arrived for the anniversary... (Phonograms of famous songs are played, each of the women introduces themselves, throwing off their burqas). Woman 1: Gulchatai is a girl of the east. Woman 2: “Ksyusha - a plush skirt” (song from the repertoire of A. Apina) Woman 3: “Madame Broshkina” (song from the repertoire of A. Pugacheva) Woman 4: “Doll Masha, doll Dasha...” (song from the repertoire of Ivanushki) Petka: And why the hell are you carrying them? Sukhov (opening his mouth to the soundtrack): “And I love girls, I’ll gather them together...” (song from the repertoire of O. Gazmanov). Presenter: Comrade Sukhov! Your women from the East shocked us all. I say this for a reason - Can beauties perform belly dance? Sukhov: My girls are just sweethearts! I'll tell you when I cut it! Girls: Well, it must be so! (Oriental music sounds. The girls perform a belly dance, after which they take Sukhov away on an oriental carpet). Congratulations to the head of the city from education workers (Music sounds. The head of the education department sits at a table where there are many telephones. She calls the secretary to her). Manager: ... (name), please come to me! Secretary: Hello... (Name)! Manager: Hello, ...(name)! What do we have there? Secretary: Our phone was ringing. Manager: Who spoke? Secretary: Him! Manager: Where? Secretary: From there! Manager: What did you ask me to convey? Secretary: We need to gather all the directors! Manager: For what? Secretary: To congratulate one. Manager: I see! You can continue your work, but I myself will inform everyone. (Sings). Hello, hello, beautiful girls, how are things going with you? I’m calling you and I’m glad to tell everyone. It’s time for you all to celebrate your anniversary. And our hero of the day is not simple, He is called the head. I would like to surprise him and give him congratulations. I ask you, beautiful girls, to come to the House of Creativity as soon as possible! (The music “An order has been given to him to go west” plays. Directors of educational institutions march out in red scarves.) Directors (singing): The order has been given for all of us to arrive on stage at exactly three o'clock. To congratulate the hero of the day and present a gift. First: Stay where you are! One, two! (Kerchiefs “turn” into scarves around the neck). Second: Well, ... (patronymic), let's take a risk! Shall we begin with congratulations? Manager (exhaling): Let's start! Third: Flowers, smiles, congratulations Fourth: Warmth of soul and kindness Fifth: Accept from us on your birthday. On your anniversary day of the year. Sixth: Education workers send you their wishes. Seventh: We wish you speed in your work, Eighth: Vigor in health, Ninth: Eternity in happiness, Tenth: Infinity in life. Manager: More!!! First: From the sun - warmth, Second: From people - kindness, Third: From a wife - tenderness, Fourth: From friends - love and fidelity! (Exhale): Phew!!! Manager: Enough! You know, a compliment in a congratulation is the most important element! Learn! (Addressing the hero of the day): You are smart and smart, strong in reasoning! (Addresses the directors) Are you ready to continue? Everyone: Everyone is ready! Manager: Keep it up! Fifth: You are beautiful. Sixth: And luxurious Seventh: Very careful with fashion. Eighth: You are able to lift everyone’s spirits when communicating. Ninth: Let's tell you “not in the eyebrow, but in the eye”, Our gift is just right. Tenth: With him you won’t get lost anywhere, you’ll find whoever you need in an instant! First: It’s beautiful and shiny, and it beckons you to call more often. (Take out a package or box. Unwrap it and demonstrate a children's inflatable phone). Second: Oh, I was wrong again! But the fault here is not mine. Our women were in a hurry and put the toy down. Third: This gift is for kindergarten, but this is the one we need. (Takes a toy cell phone out of the bag.) Fourth (taking the gift): I bought this for my granddaughter on her payday today. Manager: Stop joking girls! We need to be more serious. (They bring out a real gift). Fifth: Here it is, our gift! (They hand over the gift to the Manager). Sixth: Our gift is just great! Manager: So that, without giving up your work, you are connected to life, a gift from us is a radiotelephone. (Give a gift). Directors (singing to the tune of “Yellow Leaves”): Congratulations, we conclude, Congratulations, we conclude We are for you! We are for you! Happy holiday to you! Happy holiday to you! Here, now! Here, now! Let infections and troubles pass you by. May your wife love and kiss you deeply. And may your life be wonderful! There will be money, there will be food - That's clear! La-la-la... (They leave). Grandma and Dedka (Characters in Grandma and Dedka costumes with red folders in their hands very importantly walk into the middle of the hall). Grandfather: Comrade citizens, we now have to open the official part, Therefore, I and my Baba have the floor for the report. Grandmother: Nowadays, let us not be judged, We will have to swear in front of all these people. Grandfather: Our family has deigned to wonder for a long time, How will we congratulate the hero of the day? ... (the name of the son of those congratulating) suggested - Alla Pugacheva. Grandmother: ... (name of the congratulatory daughter) - Natasha Koroleva. Grandfather: And... (the name of one of the congratulators) took it and blurted out drunkenly: Let your wife congratulate you! That is, she! (Points to Grandma). I tell him... (name of the congratulator)! It would be better not to mess with her! Grandma: Okay, enough of the snowstorm here. The time has come to congratulate (name of the hero of the day) with a song. Grandfather: Are you going to sing a song? Grandma: Who? A bear stepped on your ear. Grandfather: Don’t tell me about the bear, Grandma. How I sing songs Listen and watch. Better yet, don’t stand there, open your mouth and sing with me! (They sing a song to the tune of “Sonya celebrates her name day.”) Grandfather (sings): Oh, get ready, brunettes and blondes! Grandma (singing): And my grandfather will give you a speech now. Together (sing): ... (name of the hero of the day) ours celebrates Amenina And all of Odessa should know for this. Ta-ra-ra, touch-touch, touch-touch-tai-rara! Odessa - mother, first-tsutsa, first-tsa. ... (the name of the hero of the day) ours celebrates Amenin, And all of Odessa is lamtsa-dritsa-o-tsatsa. Grandma (after the song): Grandfather, are your shoes too tight? They don’t live in Odessa, but in ... (the place of residence of the hero of the day)! Grandfather: And theirs... (place of residence of the hero of the day), That Odessa is the mother! You can talk about her. Are you against it again? Grandma: Yes, I don’t mind. Stop fooling around, Grandfather. It's time for us to get down to business. Grandfather: Well, Grandma, you are a hammer! Listen, how old is he? Grandmother: In ... (place of residence of the hero of the day) everyone says - 50! Grandfather: They're making a mistake, Grandma! Look - he's 33 today! Grandma: Yes, our birthday boy is good! And he’s handsome. Charming, gallant, very, very elegant! I agree with you, Where is our gift? Grandfather: Wait! When friends meet, They are supposed to have a drink. Is there a snack? Grandma: Of course, of course! Grandfather: it won’t hurt us, it won’t ruin our appearance. And will significantly increase your appetite. (Raises glass). For the hero of the day! (They drink). Grandma: Grandfather, it’s time for you and me to finish, Others will congratulate. So let's wrap it up. We have to go to the place. Grandfather: I won’t argue with you, old woman. Apparently you were bitten by a fly. And if so: congratulate me yourself, but don’t close your mouth. Grandma: Our dear friend, ... (name of the hero of the day)! I have long wanted to give you our gift. And get how to surrender your kiss in addition. On the anniversary of you! (It gives a gift to the anniversary, kiss. Grandfather and grandmother take places at the table). Congratulations from the Italians presenter: Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Now meet with friendly applause of guests from far abroad. Italians arrived at us. (Disguised “guests” enter - an Italian woman and a translator. Each has their own text. The Italian woman reads one sentence, the translator immediately “translates” it.) Italian woman: Brillianto, blossoming, winter scented, hero of the day. Translator: Dear hero of the day! Italian: And the sit is free, drunkenly dormoedo tight. Translator: Dear guests! Italian: Get out of here with the figato. Translator: We welcome everyone who is here. Italian: The hard-working hard worker hasn’t received a damn dollar. Translator: Representatives of the working class and commercial structures. Italian: Uchito, chito, scitato, paper marato and muzykato, and then kicked out. Translator: Educational and cultural workers. Italian: Bandito, shoot, catch, plant. Translator: Police officers, police, security departments. Italian: And other signori lodirento. Translator: And other other workers. Italian: Slurp on anything. Translator: I arrived on a special flight. Italian: There’s a stubborn light in Italy’s eyes. Translator: From sunny Italy. Italian: congratulations to the hero of the day Vyacheslav translator: congratulate the anniversary of Vyacheslav. Italian: Dashchito damn chatto from Italiano in chechanto different nonsense. Translator: I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends. Italian: It's all unnecessary. Translator: And small modest gifts. Italian: Spervanto vruchenzo italiano belly grow, fat accumulated, ok retekiro. Translator: First of all, our “Spaghetti” straws. Italian: It’s very tasty, saucento, rewarding. Translator: Sauce from America goes with the straws for color. Italian: It stinks a mile away, head cipollina from the mafioso structure Translator: For the smell especially from the Sicilian mafia - onions. Italian: Spilled, drained and underfilled. Translator: The famous Amaretto liqueur. Italian: Pomerento pozhelanto forgiven. Translator: In conclusion, I would like to wish. Italian: The back is not bolento, the nose is not chichanto, the catfish are cusanto, the legs are shaganto. Translator: Health. Italian: Copanto in the garden, tidy in the house, tascanto bags, timeless everywhere. Translator: Youth, long life. Italian: Don’t swear, love always, respect your friends. Translator: Friends, happiness. Italian: Always piled up for the anniversary combined! Translator: Let's drink for the anniversary of Vyacheslav! (Toast. The Italians leave.)
Cool New Year's scene for a corporate party
everyone dancing scene
Leading:
We have known you for more than half an evening, but I still don’t know which of you dances the best. Now I need five participants in the dance scene (three are possible, it all depends on the number of guests). I will whisper a task in each of you’s ears.
- Participant No. 1, the presenter says: dance without using your legs;
- Participant No. 2, the presenter says: dance with a chair;
- Participant No. 3, the presenter says: dance without using your hands;
- Participant No. 4, the presenter says: dance with your face;
- Participant No. 5, the presenter says: dance with a scarf.
Leading:
On command, I turn on the music and say the participant’s number, at this moment you must move according to the task.
- Participant #1! — (A. Revva’s song “Tudym syudym” is turned on);
- Participant number 2! - (the song Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On is included);
- Participant #3! - (Natalie’s song is turned on - Oh, God, what a man!);
- Participant number 4! — (Verka Serduchka’s song “Everything will be fine” is turned on. Excerpt from the words “I’ll go to the little gardens and eat some worms...”);
- Participant number 5! - (Lezginka turns on).
The best participant in the musical scene is determined by the audience. Whoever receives the most applause, whistles, and stomps takes 1st place.
body with a hangover: morning of January 1
In advance, signs with the names of the organs are placed on the participants’ heads. Imagine that you woke up after New Year 2022. What will be the first thoughts of your body? Let's find out now. Participants (sit with signs on, the presenter names the order of the organs, listen to the conversation).
Presenter: the morning after a merry New Year. Brain: Lord, I haven’t felt this bad in a long time! Eyelids, open! Presenter: The eyes blinked in displeasure and opened : Eyes: Let's say we opened. What? Do you feel better? Host: The liver also woke up. Liver: Who am I? Where did I end up? Host: The brain supported. Brain: Where, where? Nowhere yet, but soon you'll go to the trash heap!; Host: The eyes continued the interrogation. Eyes: We saw, we drank together yesterday... But in the end, we didn’t see how much... Host: Memory joined the conversation. Memory : What, me? After the third glass, I was already passed out... Host: Then the Kidneys intervened. Kidneys: We're about to burst, we want to go to the toilet!!! Presenter: Legs exclaimed angrily. Legs: This wasn’t enough... we haven’t left yet after the dance, now we’re dragging ourselves to the back of the house again! Host: The brain commanded. Brain: Legs! Listen carefully: we all have to get up for work tomorrow at 7.00 am. Host: Conscience made its own adjustments out of surprise. Conscience: Come on, we’ll wash ourselves first. Host: The stomach was indignant and joined the conversation. The stomach: “First, let’s wash ourselves.” First you'll get it in the face, do you even know that because of you they gave me three liters!!! Host: Conscience decided to bring some sense into the Stomach. Conscience : Remember who poured it for you? Host: And then the legs intervened for all the organs. Legs: Who poured it? Hands, of course. Look how cowardly they are now. Host: Ruki look at each other and swear, remembering yesterday... Ruki: Yesterday everyone was fine, but today they are not. And you bastards are kidding me. Host: The brain perked up. Brain: Legs, get everyone to work! 30 minutes left until exit! Host: The kidneys sounded the alarm. Kidneys: Dear legs, please go to the toilet! Otherwise, we're about to burst! Memory : Oh! I seem to remember. Yesterday was New Year... There was also a tongue in the company with us... He said such nonsense! Presenter: The tongue responded and began to argue something. Language: There’s no need to slander! I stated smart things and to the point. Host: Suddenly the Lungs turned on. Lungs: Comrades, how about some smoke? Language: Are you crazy! In my cockpit, a herd of cats spent the night! Presenter: The liver made a proposal. Liver: Maybe we can go our separate ways on mineral glasses? Host: Hands waved in displeasure. Hands: Are you completely crazy? We should remember yesterday, otherwise there will be no work. Presenter: The wise Brain saved everyone. Brain: Memory whispered to me that we still had a bottle of champagne left from yesterday! Legs, lead everyone to the table, let's celebrate again!
Impromptu sketch “One evening in the life of a macho”
The presenter appoints the actors, gives them roles and lines, which they must voice (theatrically shout) every time the presenter mentions the names of their characters.
The text is read by the presenter, the actors obediently perform the necessary actions, entering the stage at the moment when they are first named
Heroes, lines, possible (but not required, as already mentioned!) costume elements:
Man
(wearing a hat and carrying a briefcase): “
I’m just a macho!”
"(speaks in a boastful tone, thrusting his hips forward and placing his hand on his fly);
Wife
(in a robe and with curlers): “
Where have you been, you goat?
"(squints his eyes angrily and shows his fist);
Blonde
(in a short skirt, maybe over the main clothes, and in a blonde wig): “
Kiss (take) me, honey!
"(pronounces languidly, while simultaneously lifting the hem of her skirt or stroking her chest). You can put a guy without complexes in this role - it will be cool;
Job
(a cloak with a hood and a mask a la old woman death, the presence of a cardboard scythe is welcome): “
He’s lying all the time!
"(points a finger at the man);
Head
(either a funny face drawn or cut out from a magazine or taken from the Internet is pinned to the actor’s butt; before saying the line, he turns his back to the audience): “
And worse has happened!”
“(the actor scratches his “head”);
Flowers
(hairpin with a flower on the head and a Russian scarf with a floral pattern on the shoulders): “
I am the best gift!
"(steps forward, sticking out his chest and proudly displaying himself).
Presenter's text:
Show
A well tipsy MAN
From
the job
.
His HEAD
.
He wants to drink more, but he is afraid that his HEAD
will not be able to stand it.
A MAN
carries
in his hands .
BLONDE
comes out to meet him .
A MAN
sees
a BLONDE
and immediately falls in love with her.
His HEAD
is even more dizzy.
A MAN
gives
FLOWERS to a BLONDE
and in a drunken stupor invites her to his home.
THE BLONDE
agrees.
At the threshold of the apartment they are met by their WIFE
.
The MAN
suddenly sobers up, grabs
his HEAD
and begins to make excuses that he was at
WORK,
and
the BLONDE is
his colleague.
WIFE
doesn't believe it.
The WIFE
gets angry, snatches
the FLOWERS
from the hands
of the BLONDE
and throws them on the floor and, furious, leaves the house.
MAN
stays alone with
the BLONDE
.
He wants to hug her, but he is very tired at WORK
and immediately falls asleep with
his HEAD
on the pillow.
BLONDE
bothers
the MAN
, but he does not wake up.
There is nothing to do - the BLONDE
lies down next to
the MAN
and falls asleep.
Morning comes. MAN
wakes up.
Scattered FLOWERS
BLONDE
is sleeping next to him .
MAN
'S HEAD is splitting.
He doesn’t remember anything and can’t understand: where is his wife and why is this scary BLONDE next to him?
He wakes up
the BLONDE
and sends her out.
He himself throws the FLOWERS
into the bucket, puts his sore
HEAD
under cold water and goes to
WORK
.
And in my HEAD
the voice
of my WIFE
...
[collapse]
Funny New Year's tales by role
Kolobok in a new way script
scenery props, characters
storyteller's words
words of the hero hare: words of the evil wolf
words of a forest bear: words of a sly fox
the ending is known
Impromptu fairy tales for a fun company
The guests had been sitting at the table for a long time; several toasts were made to warm up. It's time to start competitions and skits. Fairy tales and skits are designed for a large, cheerful group. We offer several rework scenarios. If desired, you can prepare for them in advance, rehearse and prepare the appropriate details.
groom for Thumbelina: an old fairy tale in a new way
Host: Ladies and gentlemen! Let's move briefly to the first-grader's bench, where we remember our favorite fairy tales. Does anyone else remember “Thumbelina?”, what happened to her? (while the guests announce the known ending, the presenter continues to warm up the room). Right now we will see the continuation of our favorite fairy tale, 10 years later.
characters of the new fairy tale
A plump Thumbelina slowly rolls onto the stage. She is wearing a crackling military uniform, and her suitors are walking behind her: the Mole, the Beetle, the Prince and the jumping Frog.
words of a modern heroine
mole's words
frog's words
beetle words
happy fairy tale ending
