And now that the company is tipsy, I want something spicy! Vulgar toasts for a fun company.
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. And may you always have a glass filled with Wine, And may you always be given Awards, orders, medals, And may the stock of good, good deeds never become scarce!
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Women are divided into “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you”. So let's drink to the beautiful ladies sitting at this table!
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Girl, how old are you? Eighteen. But you won’t give it right away! Ladies.
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So let's drink to us men playing the violin until old age!
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Let's drink so that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can always and everywhere, be with someone and be where.
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Well, man, of course he didn’t brake, he removed the handles, let go of the basin, but (damn, mysticism!) it didn’t fall. So let's drink to the strength that held the basin!
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Today we have three things to do with the letter “z”: lay the foundation of the mood, lay a bird or three of fun and put it in the collar. Let's start with the last one!
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“Is there a doctor among the passengers?” One of the passengers gets up and goes to the cockpit.
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After some time, he asks on the radio: “Is there a pilot among the passengers?”
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Personally, I will fly straight to the Sun! And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge!
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- So let’s drink so that none of us, no matter how high he flies, will ever be separated from the team!
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. And then the princess burst with anger, because the young man accurately calculated how many grains were in the bag, how many drops were in the sea, and how many stars were in the sky. So let's drink to cybernetics.
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A bunch of climbers are climbing the mountain. And then the first climber in the group was bitten by a snake on the sore spot. He passes down the chain (and the doctor was the last one in the chain);
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Doctor said. that you will die. So let's drink to the fact that women will walk with us in the same group!
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- Well, it's you! And I didn’t recognize you at all! So let's drink to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wives."
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Well, that means your barn is on fire. So let's drink and smoke until we have nothing on fire.
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In one African tribe there is a feast in the mountains. A late guest arrives. He is asked:
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And the friends ran up the mountain. Halfway through the journey, one of the friends fell and broke his leg. And then he shouted to his friend:
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“Help, friend!” But he did not answer, and ran even faster up the mountain. And he ran first to the fire. And he threw himself into the fire so that there would be enough fire before his friend came. So let’s drink to you, my friends!
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Three women were walking through the desert. For several days now there has been no water or food. And suddenly in front of the travelers there is an oasis, but it is surrounded by a high wall. Then one woman says:
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- “Let there be as many steps as the number of times I have been with a man.” A ladder appeared, along which this woman climbed the wall and descended into the oasis.
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God descended to Earth for the first time. And he kissed the woman on the head. And the Great Sage was born!
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God descended to Earth for the second time. And he kissed the woman on the neck. And the Great Singer was born!
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God descended to Earth for the third time. And he kissed the woman on the stomach. And the Great Glutton was born!
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I don't know if God came down to Earth for the fourth time. But let's drink to us, guys!
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- Two ladies came to the hippodrome for the first time. Who to bet on? One says to the other:
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And I have a fourth. Therefore, three plus four equals seven! Let's bet on number seven!
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They put it on, and number seven came first. Well, they came home, told everything to their husbands, they also wanted it and went to the hippodrome. One to another;
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And I'm four. Well, then: three plus four seven. Let's bet on number seven!
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They put it on seventh, and horse number two came to the finish line first. Moral: you must tell the truth! So let's drink to telling each other the truth!
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- Women are flowers! And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women.
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A girl, crossing a stream, lifts her dress to her knees. So let's drink to the women crossing the seas and oceans!
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The sun strips the girl down to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make our eyes shine brighter than the sun!
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Chemist girls drink until they precipitate. Female doctors drink until they lose their pulse. So let's drink to the girls physicists who drink until they lose resistance!
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The girl is a star. And the stars are beautiful at night. So let's raise our glasses to the polar nights!
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- My wife cheated on her husband and one day a brick fell out of the wall. I changed it a second time and the second brick fell out. So let's drink to the women before whom walls crumble!
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There lived a dragon. He ate virgins. So let's drink so that when he arrives in our region he will die of hunger!
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A man needs a girl like a ship needs an anchor. So let's drink to the cruiser Aurora, which has four anchors!
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vodka, boat and pullet wine, cinema and domino kefir, klistir and warm toilet.
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There's a fight in the synagogue. The rabbi exhorts the fighters: “Jews, is this a synagogue or a brothel for you?”
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Rabinovich slaps himself on the forehead; “This is where I forgot my galoshes. “Let's drink to a good memory!
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To the doctor, the husband answers calmly, straightening his tie in front of the mirror. She prescribed me bed rest.
Funny birthday toasts for a woman
Ladies don't really like to celebrate their birthdays because they remind them of their age. At the same time, they love really cool toasts that hint at their beauty, intelligence and charm. The complimentary part of the toast is often combined with a light ironic joke, which perfectly compensates for excessively colorful flattery.
Here are birthday toasts, fun and original:
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I would like to wish the birthday girl only two things - exceptional lightness in her heart and an unbearable heaviness in her pockets!
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On your anniversary I wish you happiness, both personal and cash, and also non-cash!
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The Bible says: “What is taken from people will turn into loss, but what is given to them will return a hundredfold!” Let's drink to the hero of the occasion, who is extremely generous and never forgets her friends.
Here are funny toasts suitable for a birthday:
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The Indians living in Peru are sure that all people are molded by the gods from corn dough. The idea, to be honest, is so-so, but in case it’s true, we wish the birthday girl that under no circumstances will she become limp!
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One lady was once asked what her job was:
- I'm a soloist! - she answered proudly and explained. — I salt cucumbers, tomatoes, cabbage...
So let's drink to the golden hands of our birthday girl and hostess, who has proven to all of us that she is truly an outstanding soloist!
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I suggest you drink to an easy life! Let your husband be like a cactus, that is, he does not need special care, blooms rarely, but only for you, and scares off strangers with his thorns.
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Shakespeare once said that if every slander left a mark on a person, then all people would be dirty from toe to toe. Only our birthday girl in that world would be radiantly pure. Let's drink to her impeccable reputation!
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When a man meets a smart woman, he often has no idea that she was the one who actually found him. All we have to do is drink to the hero of the day, who was smart enough to meet everyone present!
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A true man must remember the date of birth of his chosen one and never be interested in her age. Let's drink to the birthday girl meeting only such life partners!
There are also cool birthday toasts for girlfriends: ***
Anniversaries should be celebrated every day throughout the year. Only in this way will it be possible to list all the advantages of the birthday girl. However, since this is impossible, let’s drink to her two main achievements - for the fact that she exists, and for the fact that she remains with us!
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Let those who didn’t get you cry, and let the one who didn’t want you die!
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You want not a single, even the best, wish of your enemies to come true, but at the same time, all the little wishes of your true friends, without exception, come true!
There are also funny toasts for your wife’s birthday:
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We often hear that women have no rules, but only moods. Darling, I want to drink to make a good mood the main rule of your life!
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Some are looking for a woman with a twist, but raisins are better suited for cupcakes. Others dream of a mysterious life partner, but secrets are more appropriate in intelligence. A real woman should just remain wonderful! Let's drink to the birthday girl being always and everywhere appreciated and noticed!
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Only an unhappy person lives in memories, while a happy person appreciates every moment of the present moment. Darling, I want to drink so that our happiness will never be lost and will always run a little ahead!
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Darling, you have become a year older, but this is not a reason to be sad. Over this year, you have been able to become even more beautiful, wiser and more sophisticated. I hope this progress continues in the future!
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The tipsy husband got out of the car and immediately slipped and fell on his back. The wife came up and said: “What a handsome Peter you are! Even though he drank, he still didn’t lose face!!” Darling, I drink to your undiminished optimism!
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In eastern countries they say that the name of a beloved girl seems bright, like the radiance of a distant star, and tender, like a rose plucked in a night garden. I... lived for twenty years without understanding the meaning of this statement, until I met you. Let's drink to my luck!
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Let's empty our glasses to the birthday girl, thanks to whom it was possible to gather such wonderful people as us!
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Diogenes once said: “Having a lot of money and being rich are two different things. The man who is truly rich is the one who is satisfied with life.” Let's drink to the real wealth of the hero of the day!
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In the soul of every person, wheat and chaff grow. The first should be cultivated, and the second should be destroyed. Let's drink to our hostess, who managed to grow such an amazingly beautiful garden in her soul!
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For many people, a birthday is a holiday dedicated to making memories. I would like to drink to the fact that it will also become a celebration of new ideas, hopes and plans. Only a dreaming person can consider himself alive and young!
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A certain ancient Persian text says: “Everything has its consequences.” Four bad traits of human character always lead to dire consequences:
- hot temper is fraught with remorse;
- stubbornness is a disgrace;
- laziness - humiliation;
- slander is enmity.
Our birthday girl managed to live up to her age without showing these traits. Let's drink to prevent this from happening in the future!
If you need comic toasts, then choose from those suggested below:
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A person only needs two years to learn to speak, and 50 years to teach himself to keep his tongue on a leash. Let's drink to the fact that the birthday girl completed the full course... years faster!
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In the Caucasus they believe that time spent at the table with friends does not count towards one’s life span. Let's drink to the birthday girl who has gathered us here, thanks to which our age has remained unchanged for many hours now!
Another very funny toast (and a short one at that):
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Let's raise our glasses and wish the birthday girl that her wishes are overwhelmed by her own possibilities!
And in the end I propose a funny toast for my friend:
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Let's drink so that you die at 150 at the hands of a young, justifiably jealous lover, and we all turn out to be witnesses!
Cool toasts for a man's birthday
For men, funny happy birthday toasts are especially popular. They are usually not as pretentious as those proclaimed in honor of beautiful ladies, but more lifelike and ironic.
Such toasts are cool, often funny and short, and usually evoke a storm of positive emotions among listeners. Here are some examples:
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I wish the hero of the day Siberian health, a Hollywood smile, Italian temperament, the realization of the American dream and Chinese prospects!
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I propose to drink so that you and your friends go to banquets, and your enemies are exclusively on crutches!
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Let there always be people in the life of the birthday boy whose health you want to drink to, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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Pythagoras once said: “You must live in such a way that none of your friends turns into an enemy, and that your enemies eventually become true friends.”
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Money to you, dear, and much love! And also - there is enough time to fully enjoy both.
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Sorry: I'm late! I am sure that before I arrived, no one had yet managed to wish you that every day would become a holiday for which you would never be late!
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Let's have a drink and wish the birthday boy to live better day by day, no matter how much irritation this may cause to his enemies.
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Men are adult children and they also need toys. Let's drink to the fact that the hero of the day always has enough money for a new car or a personal airplane, as well as for a cute doll that he could carry around in both!
Quite often there are funny toasts:
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A man goes to work after vacation and brags:
- Had a wonderful rest!
- You've been to the sea? Why didn't you tan?
- No, my wife and mother-in-law were at sea, and I stayed at home.
So, let the hero of the day always have only the brightest memories of his experience!
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I suggest we drink to the great word “let’s”, because it is in perfect harmony not only with “let’s drink”, but also with the name of the hero of the day!
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Everyone remembers Krylov’s wonderful fable about the hard worker Ant and the nimble Dragonfly. I propose to drink so that our hero of the day will be able to combine the qualities of the named heroes in himself in the future and continue to work and have fun!
Some people like funny toasts, while others like them with deep meaning and philosophical overtones. I offer interesting toasts that will make you think about life:
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The older you get, the more you understand that the main thing is not to waste time trying to get good cards. It is necessary now to play as correctly as possible with the cards that are available. Let's drink to the birthday boy's luck!
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Money is just paper that can actually buy things, but not time. And only on your birthday do you begin to understand that there is true love, because people give you their time! Let's drink to real values!
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Life is like a long distance race. I wish you that your second wind will open at the right moment, and that you will not encounter a single obstacle or competitor on the track.
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I look at you and understand: there are still a lot of normal men on Earth. Not only are the head, arms and legs in the right place, but also everything in the head is arranged as it should!
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Life is a little like mathematics. I can only wish that in the life of the hero of the day there would be more pluses and multiplication, and that he would remember about division only after meeting with friends!
And finally, a nice toast for 30 years:
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Who is the young man? This is the one who gets out of bed only to take a break. Let's drink to a real man!
Congratulations to your best friend with swear words
And in the hot heat, in the fucking frosts, We will forever celebrate the birthday, We will bend the whore into positions that are comfortable for us, In short, friend, get ready to take a walk.
A couple of drops for your health, a glass of vodka for your family, and so that you remember your friends with love.
Vodka flows like a river into the glasses, The stripper falls asleep on the table, You and I, on your birthday, in the bathhouse, So that you remember the holiday!
Let your mind spin with celebration, As if we were sitting in a helicopter together, It’s time for you and me to get drunk, After all, it’s a holiday. Birthday is calling. Today, with all my heart and soul, I will rush into you, my friend, for the holiday, And I promise to get drunk with you, For my friend, like a pig, I will get drunk.
Smoking and drinking is not the best fun, And you can ruin your health this way. We f*ck the Ministry of Health workers, Let them go teach other people. We'll drink, and it's time to break in, Have a fucking walk on your holiday, Gently attach your balls to the women, Let them circle their asses until the morning.
If life suddenly fucked up, Don’t be sad and have fun, Don’t twist your ****, Have a blast on your birthday. This is not an easy life, All friends fuck off, But we don’t give a fuck, we are a team, Our friendship is life. Suddenly the extreme was not enough, Get drunk right away from the heart, And let no bastard spoil our life with you.
Fuck is hunting today, He is looking for his cunt, Well, I ran away from work, Straight to my friend. To congratulate you on your birthday, And wish you good luck, And in a good mood, We will set sail to rest. Vodka is knocking on your head, Females are asking for dick, they want it, I think everything will happen, Let's walk in style, brother.
Beautiful toasts with meaning
For people to marry only for love, for jobs to be highly paid, so that we can travel to America without any documents. In general, for living beautifully!
I want to raise a glass to happiness. For a sea of joy and love. So that all bad weather can be avoided.
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For a sea of money on the way, so that a ray of light may be with you. For the days lived with courage, so that luck is ahead.
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Here's to bright paths for life. Minutes of joy that are destined to pass. And for love there are minutes ahead.
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I offer you a drink, For luck and for friendship, For family and for love, What else is needed for happiness?
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Let's drink to home, to comfort, to joy, all worries for later, so that dreams come true!
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Let the taste of the sweet life always be on your lips, and the melody of love ring in your ears. And in my head I only think about victory, and about riding only in a golden carriage all my life!
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How much sand is on the beach, may you have finances. If you are on the road, then only without obstacles. If you cry, it will only be from happiness!
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Somewhere in a wonderful valley of flowers, a very rare multi-colored tulip blossomed. There is only one like this in the world. I wish you to be just like him, dazzlingly beautiful and irresistible!
A desirable object, a standard, a million words of description! We address this toast to those who want to, hurrying towards beauty!
I offer a drink so that all the bad things go away, so that there is peace and comfort in the house, let all the problems wait.
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- Let all worries evaporate, And all dreams come true, Let us drink to the fact that everything will be fine!
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Let's drink to comfort, to the home where everyone is waiting for us, to joy, to warmth, kindness, so that everything will be fine!
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So that we don’t bend, Under life, so that on the contrary, So that we never give up, We dance in a circle with happiness!
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Let's drink to beauty. For everything that gives us joy in life and gives it meaning! For this wonderful day and the people gathered at this table!
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- Let your soul be light, And comfort always awaits you in the house, And let everything be fine, And let all troubles pass by.
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And we will drink with you so that our affairs go uphill, and so that we do not know illness, and are always happy!
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So that there is happiness, comfort at home, I wish you to choose the right route, Let's drink so that there is no evil, So that there is a strong, happy family!
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They say: “What goes around comes around.” So let's sow joy and goodness so that happiness and love return to us like a boomerang. And let's drink to it!
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For your house, and for you, I want to drink to the dregs, There is comfort in your house, They love you in your house, they wait in your house!
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- And let it always be like this, This is what I wish, Let goodness live in the house, Let everything be fine!
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I would like to live like in a fairy tale, so that we don’t know misfortunes, so that there is more magic, so that our business goes uphill!
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So that children don’t get sick, And so that relatives don’t grow old, So that goodness surrounds us, And so that everything is fine.
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Let's have a drink, friends, so that my words come true, so that we are always healthy, do not know grief, troubles and evil!
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I propose to drink to love, It is the foundation that everyone needs, And with it the house will become more comfortable, It is irreplaceable for everyone.
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- Let's drink to be loved always, And let everything be fine, And let the soul be light!
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Let's have a drink, so that our dreams come true, so that the kids don't get sick, and see colorful dreams!
I would like to raise my glass to fidelity, sincerity and honesty. I wish you not to lose these qualities, because with them life becomes more wonderful!
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I also want to drink to this, So that kindness surrounds me everywhere, So that everything is just good, So that every desire comes to life!
Swearing congratulations to a friend
When I remember our friendship, My soul feels fuzzy and warm, My brother, I respect you madly, I wish everything to be fine. Your holiday, we celebrate your birthday, And I want to wish you so much, Money, health and, of course, fun, So that there is no bad reason to be bored.
Friendship is the main thing that exists, It just so happens that brother is for brother, Brotherly love, courage, honor, Friends don’t need anything else. I'll give anyone a pussy for you, I'll break anyone's dick to bleed, We are family, we are brothers, men, And the lads, friend, have always stood for you.
Your birthday is sacred to me, We are best friends, my brother, If sadness, melancholy, or maybe grief happens, I will help and be next to you. Let fortune visit you more often, And if anything happens, we, Friends, will always help, because you know that brothers don’t abandon, That’s why boys exist.
I wanted to wish you money, but I’m afraid they’ll rob you. I wanted to wish you health, but I’m afraid they’ll jinx it. Oh, I wish you love... Let you fuck...
We wish that your fighter will always stand on duty, that the girls will be surprised, that they will say “Well done,” that they will always be appreciated in everything, and that they will come again!
May your organ be full of strength! Let him be touched by women! You will be spoiled by attention and always full of charm!
My friend, I hasten to congratulate you and wish you love! Insert it into a beautiful woman's ass, Everything else is fucked!
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With your rough tongue
So that you squeal for an encore
Have a nice birthday!
In your own words: Short birthday toasts
- I wish you to be like an orange! It is bright and attracts attention, sweet in taste and always in the juice, just like you! Happy Birthday!
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Dear friend! I raise this toast so that you always have heaviness in your pockets and lightness in your heart!
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I want to drink to our dear birthday boy! It is difficult to list all his advantages, but the main one is that he is a bright man! I would venture to suggest putting a lampshade on it!
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Let's thank the birthday boy and drink to him. Since only he was able to gather so many good and wonderful people in one place!
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I would like to wish the birthday boy the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academician, and wealth like Rockefeller!
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- My toast to your wisdom, to your kindness and to your earthly simplicity. Be the best and most successful. The happiest and very charming!
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May your life go peacefully and may your health be good. And may your head always be dizzy with joy, love and goodness!
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I raise my glass to have everything you need in life: love, health, positivity and great strong friendship!
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I say this birthday toast: I want to wish you happiness and health. Let everything be okay in life, don’t be timid when you see happiness.
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I wish you to go to work with pleasure in the morning and to return home with pleasure in the evening!
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I wish you to make friends with sports! Literball doesn't count. Health to you, my friend, let's drink to your healthy lifestyle!
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I wish the birthday boy a life as cloudless as the sky in the desert. Full of bright emotions, like this festive table. Big and interesting, like our Universe!
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I would like to wish that at least eight stars shine in your life - a star of happiness, a star of success, a star of love, and five stars of strong and expensive cognac!
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They usually say: if a star falls, it is fortunate. I’d like to drink to our birthday boy getting caught in the stars every night.
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Happy Birthday! We wish you to be a happy person in life, and let misfortune and grief remain aside, more health and good luck!
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Let me say briefly: for you! So that there are many more name days in your life, and happiness is in full swing. Let your health never give you weakness!
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More sun for you! Love! Happiness! Warmth and joy! It may be trivial, but it is very important! Thank you for having us!
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I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our unusual, unique, incomparable, gentle, necessary, beloved!
Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary.
This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls, it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Cool short congratulations to a woman
Dear, beloved woman, I congratulate you on this day, May you be married to the prince, And bloom for him like a lilac.
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A woman is a beautiful creation of God, She is beautiful, good, Sweet, beautiful and lovely And her soul is so kind!
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I wish you to live an easy, leisurely life! Be fabulously rich and fabulously beautiful! I wish you the most beautiful moments of love and many cheerful congratulations!
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Neither the mistakes of fate nor the nasty fate will ever take you away from me! I'll give you a little hello. Time does not wear off feelings like stone water.
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Happy Birthday Congratulations Be unique, Be loved by your loved ones! Full of happiness, necessary
Birthday toasts are funny and cool
Let's drink to your coffin, which is made of oak that is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born. I wish you to live another hundred years!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him
Let's drink to the four-stroke engine, because in just its 4 strokes it allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy things and start toasting at the table on time!
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I propose to drink to the great word “let’s” because it can be perfectly harmonized with the equally important word “let’s drink”!
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The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km/s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km/sec, so I propose a drink so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets.
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I suggest you have a drink and wish the birthday person to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity.
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And so that this waterfall is in no way inferior in size to the waterfall from central Asia (Burkhan-Bulak).
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that our stones will always be diamond, and set in precious metals!
Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!
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How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!
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Let your youth not fade away, And with it love and kindness. May peace and warmth be your eternal guest in your home.
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Women are flowers. And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women!
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Let's drink so that we walk down the street late at night and get attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!
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I propose to drink to the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us, men!
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Let's drink to everyone being able to do at least something, but better than others.
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let our life be an eternal shower of stars!
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With you this world seems brighter! I would like to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!
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Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so as to always be happy. Cheers!
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My dear friend (name)! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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I wish your life to be luxurious, with luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!
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On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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Let's drink to you having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.
On your birthday I want to wish you smiles and shine with happiness, good luck and a bag of luck, I wish your wallet to be full, a good boss and friendly colleagues, health to you and all your loved ones forever!
Dirty birthday greetings
Life is a pussy, fate is awesome, Greens in a jar, awesome friends, Sultry chicks, love to oblivion, I wish you, my friend, on your birthday!
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On your birthday on this bright holiday! I wish you, fuck, happiness, and not only, So that in every fuck the first participant is, So that there is so much money not to eat!
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Let all your troubles go away, let sorrows and anxieties take you into your mouth! May your wishes spread their legs in all ages and years!
Cool wedding toasts, short and funny
To live in love and harmony until the silver wedding, the wife must have a golden character, and the husband must have iron endurance. So let's drink to the reliable alloy of two metals, to the merging of the souls of the newlyweds!
Dear newlyweds! I wish you lightness and heaviness! I wish that your heart will always be light and your pockets heavy!
A legal wife is a real pearl in the hands of her husband, who shines with her beauty and illuminates the path with light. Let's raise our glasses to ensure that the spouse carefully preserves this priceless pearl given to him by fate!
Let's drink to the bride. Let her be like a faithful alarm clock for her young husband and not allow him to fall asleep.
A philosophy professor asks students at a lecture: “Who always gives in when they realize they are wrong?” - Sage. - Students answer. – And who gives in even knowing that they are definitely right? They answer him: “Married.” And this is a long-known wisdom that our dear groom should not forget about!
Let's raise a glass to the bride and arithmetic. After all, in married life she will need to master arithmetic operations: dividing the marital bed and multiplying gender, adding beauty and subtracting age.
One guy asked a friend: “Are you arguing with your wife?” - No. - The friend answered. – When my wife starts yelling at me, I immediately say “shut up” and remain silent. Let's drink to the dedication of husbands who know how to not only control themselves, but also surrender to the hands of their beloved wives.
Many people say that if a groom has an evil mother-in-law, then he can have no worse enemies. I wish our young husband to have the kindest mother-in-law in the world, let's drink to that!
Solomon was asked: “What is the cruelest punishment for polygamy?” - Mother-in-law, mother-in-law and mother-in-law again! – the sage answered without hesitation. So let's drink to your mother-in-law!
Let's drink to the proof! After all, this wonderful couple is real proof of the existence of bright and pure love. Guys, always remain as in love and faithful to each other.
Funny toasts for a fun company
The sun strips a woman down to her swimsuit, so let's drink to the men. that shine brighter than the sun!
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We are born with a cry and die with a groan. So let's drink so that our lives can pass with laughter!
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It is well known that a person can forever look at three things: how the fire burns, how the water flows and how another person works.
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Attractive women are distracting. So let's take a break from drinking glasses, at least for a while. For the ladies!
Let the evening be wet and the morning dry. I drink to a cheerful feast and a slight hangover.
A real man in his life should: build a wife, grow a belly and plant a liver.
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- The sun strips the girl down to her swimsuit. So let's drink to those guys whose eyes shine brighter than the sun.
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I raise my glass to the sweetest on Earth To those creatures without whom I cannot imagine life.
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I drink to the beautiful eyes, to the tenderness of a gentle hand. For the fact that you exist in the world. For us, in short, men.
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I propose this toast, It’s good that everyone drinks! Let the wine flow like a river, swim in it with you!
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- Let an angel come from heaven and give me miracles! So let's drink to the bottom now, And forget about business!
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So let's have a drink here, they won't give it to you in the next world! Well, if they give it there, we’ll drink there and drink there!
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With this toast I wish you to live like a superstar! Have cars, villas, a lot of health, strength!
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Fly anywhere Three times a year on vacation! Three weeks of fun in Courchevel in winter!
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I drink to the bottom for those who are here, For those who are there I don’t drink. Every minute is pleasant, because I love your faces so much!
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- Today I won’t allow anyone to stay sober And I’ll probably raise the first toast, brothers, to the fun!
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Let smiles decorate your lips and eyes And let your soul relax from all sorts of problems!
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Drunkenness doesn’t help matters, I know that’s not the point: I’m an opponent. if there is a lot, but a supporter of a little bit!
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I wouldn’t run out before the deadline, Tomorrow I’ll see what I’m seeing today! And for this you can “croak”, Let’s just say - “according to the stopar”!
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Looking around with a keen eye, I turn to you, brothers: Well, at the evening we’ll have to get by, alas, without the ladies!
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But I don’t see any drama in that, Accepting everything as it was: With us instead of a dear lady, a half-liter bottle!
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What's going on is something the devil himself can't figure out. Not everything is all right with the country these days. And the heart rejoices and sings again, If they don’t surround you with a glass!
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So let’s shake off the oppressive whining from our souls And, pouring out the bitter tincture, Let’s raise a toast to a better life. And at the same time, let’s remember perestroika!
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How not to be friends with the damned potion, When everything is like this: Funerals, weddings, housewarmings. Everywhere wine, wine, wine!
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While fighting the “green snake”, In our hearts we completely curse him, But we always know how to repay our debt: If we need to drink, we drink!
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Somehow the blood no longer plays in the veins. Where are you, glass full? How I often miss you, I walk around like a statue without you!
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Only ours hasn’t disappeared anywhere: If we are given the opportunity today, Let’s drink at once, and if it’s not enough, We’ll fill the same glass again!
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While fighting the green potion, In our hearts we completely curse it, But we always know how to repay our debt. If we need to drink, we drink!
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This toast is a little simple, But there are immeasurable feelings in it. Let's pour the third toast and drink to our girls!
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Again they give you something in the grocery store, Women are dragging something in their bags, And, not thinking about anything except, Pushing, people wait in line.
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And I wish I could live without wasting time, Have a bed that doesn’t squeak, And eat and drink without thinking about my salary, So that I don’t have to hand over wine bottles.
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So that I don’t listen to hateful morals, Don’t reproach my relatives with rubles and the truth, And, inviting me to drink and eat, I should speak empty speeches from the guest.
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So that just like that, throwing away the praise and asserting a friendly attitude, I could drink a glass to your health and offer a second for the same!
Cool and funny toasts in verse
I will always say a good toast, pour your glass fuller. So that after drinking everything to the dregs, we don’t turn into pigs! I want to say this toast (And for you to draw a conclusion): Let’s drink to something, So that there’s something to drink to! For us, beautiful, so that they don’t jinx us, For us, beautiful, so that they don’t get rid of us, so that we have something to wear and someone to undress in front of. We were women, and we remain so. We will outshine everyone with the radiance of our bodies. Let those who didn’t get us cry, And let the one who didn’t want us die! Let's drink to us! We always have fun with you, you are our joy and support! And there have never been any stupid arguments in your house. Let's drink now To you, friends, glorious hosts! Don’t forget about us, And you are on an equal footing with us! Never lose heart, Because there is no need for despondency! Keep your tail up, And live, brother, according to your mind! Let's drink to you now - You are a real man! Raise your glass quickly, And be happy every moment! My toast to true friendship, My toast to you little man, This toast needs to be repeated twice, My toast will teach you a lesson. In it I send you joy, And I give you happiness for the holiday, Man, I congratulate you, And I love you as a person. My toast to the sunny sky, To your life in health and work! Never know hunger for bread or thirst for warmth or water. No matter what happened yesterday, Whether happiness was set on fire, Whether grief thickened like a cloud, Rejoice at the new day! Don't be upset by mistakes - This is a departed shadow. Remember that you can only greet a new day with a smile.
Short funny toasts.
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Big money corrupts, small money makes you angry. So let's drink to having lots and lots of average money.
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Let's drink to the fact that no matter what, we drink at all costs.
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The well-fed cannot understand the hungry. A drunk does not understand a sober person. Hence the conclusion: drink, eat and you will be understood!
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They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
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Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left.
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Women are divided into three categories - “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you.” So let's drink to the ladies!
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I propose to drink to nature! Or rather, for the love of nature, love in nature and the nature of love.
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Let's drink to us, beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are greedy!
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Let's drink to the women. We don’t care what we drink for, but they are pleased.
Toasts funny to tears
Imagine - a poster for a disco on Deribasovskaya: “Girls under 60 years old have free admission. . . “So let's stand up and raise our glasses to the eternally young soul of a woman.
One day a beautiful girl was carrying a jug of water through the desert and met a man dying of thirst. He told her:
Let's raise our glasses so that every man present here meets his own Mona Lisa, which you can look at without financing!
They say that the first time a person marries out of love, the second time out of convenience, and the third time out of habit. Let only happy marriages become a habit!
Friends! Let's drink to my very good friend, whom I remember often. I remember him day and night, early in the morning and late in the evening. I remember him when I go to work, and even during work, when I am visiting and on a walk, on hikes and on vacation, and in the rain, and in the slush, and in the cold. In general, I remember my friend everywhere and even when I sit with you, my friends, at this table. . . and I just can’t remember my good friend, damn him. . . So let's drink to my friend!
Without wine and entertainment Life is stupid - there is no doubt about that, The glass sends us radiant light - And there is no grief, and there is no grief!
One wise old Georgian said: If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a week, get sick. If you want to be happy for a month, get married. If you want to be happy for a year, take a mistress. If you want to be happy all your life, be healthy, dear! So let's drink to the happiness of everyone present - to health!
A woman was walking down the street. The man looked at her carefully and followed her. The woman stopped and asked. - Why are you following me? “Because I fell in love with you,” he replied.
When the Frenchman puts his arm around the woman's waist, his fingers converge on her. But this does not mean that the French have such long fingers. This means that French women have a thin waist. When an Englishwoman mounts a horse and goes for a ride, her feet touch the ground. But that doesn't mean she has such a small horse. This means that English women have such long legs. When a Russian, leaving for work, slaps his wife on the ass, then, coming home from work, he sees that the ass is still jiggling. But this does not mean that Russian women are so fat. This means that Russian men have such a short working day! So let's drink to our Constitution!
One man's wife had many lovers. Every night she went to the house of one of them. This went on for a long time. Finally, one friend could not stand it and said to his friend: “You would forbid your wife to go to other people’s houses at night...” “That’s right,” the husband agreed, “I will definitely tell her this as soon as I see her at home.” So let's drink to the wives who always spend the night at home!
A man needs a girl like a ship needs an anchor. So let's drink to the cruiser Aurora, which has four anchors!
For the ladies. For the horses. And for those who climb on them!
How is a fairy tale different from a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around. So let's drink to make your life look like a fairy tale!
There was and will be money. But they never exist. So let's raise a glass to the present!
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