Cool and funny toasts
Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk. - Friends, let’s drink to the fact that your organs work better... than the state ones! A turtle is swimming along the river with a poisonous snake sitting on its back. The snake thinks: “If I bite, it will throw me off.” The turtle thinks: “If I throw it away, it will bite.” So let's drink to faithful female friendship, which can overcome any obstacles! I have colleagues at work. I have neighbors in my house. I have ball joints in my car. And in my chest I have a heart. So let's drink to the fact that only it knocks! When you raise your glass, remember! They don’t drink for health - they pray for it, they don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it, they don’t drink for love - they do it. And they drink to DREAMS that come true! Doctors benefit when we get sick. Lawyers feel good when we get into trouble. The police are happy when we end up behind bars. Car mechanics are happy when our car breaks down. So let's drink to the thieves who wish us carelessness and prosperity! Forgive me, Lord, for we do not drink, but are treated. True, not with a teaspoon, but with a tea glass, and not every other day, but every day. Let the godly medicine spread throughout the entire periphery of the body. Amen! Every glass we drink is a nail driven into our coffin. Let us drink so that this coffin does not fall apart! The wise Omar Khayyam advised: Know only people worthy of friendship, And don’t know scoundrels, don’t disgrace yourself. If a vile person pours medicine for you, pour it out! If a wise man gives you poison, take it! My friends, I am happy to see everyone today. Pour some poison for me and yourself (after all, alcohol, as doctors say, is poison), I will gladly accept it from you and for you. Three men are sitting in the bathhouse: a journalist, a director and a digger - and everyone has a tongue up to their knees... The journalist has a tongue; The director has a belly; And the digger has hands. So let's drink to something more interesting!
In your own words: Short birthday toasts
- I wish you to be like an orange! It is bright and attracts attention, sweet in taste and always in the juice, just like you! Happy Birthday!
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Dear friend! I raise this toast so that you always have heaviness in your pockets and lightness in your heart!
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I want to drink to our dear birthday boy! It is difficult to list all his advantages, but the main one is that he is a bright man! I would venture to suggest putting a lampshade on it!
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Let's thank the birthday boy and drink to him. Since only he was able to gather so many good and wonderful people in one place!
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I would like to wish the birthday boy the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academician, and wealth like Rockefeller!
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- My toast to your wisdom, to your kindness and to your earthly simplicity. Be the best and most successful. The happiest and very charming!
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May your life go peacefully and may your health be good. And may your head always be dizzy with joy, love and goodness!
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I raise my glass to have everything you need in life: love, health, positivity and great strong friendship!
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I say this birthday toast: I want to wish you happiness and health. Let everything be okay in life, don’t be timid when you see happiness.
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I wish you to go to work with pleasure in the morning and to return home with pleasure in the evening!
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I wish you to make friends with sports! Literball doesn't count. Health to you, my friend, let's drink to your healthy lifestyle!
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I wish the birthday boy a life as cloudless as the sky in the desert. Full of bright emotions, like this festive table. Big and interesting, like our Universe!
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I would like to wish that at least eight stars shine in your life - a star of happiness, a star of success, a star of love, and five stars of strong and expensive cognac!
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They usually say: if a star falls, it is fortunate. I’d like to drink to our birthday boy getting caught in the stars every night.
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Happy Birthday! We wish you to be a happy person in life, and let misfortune and grief remain aside, more health and good luck!
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Let me say briefly: for you! So that there are many more name days in your life, and happiness is in full swing. Let your health never give you weakness!
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More sun for you! Love! Happiness! Warmth and joy! It may be trivial, but it is very important! Thank you for having us!
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I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our unusual, unique, incomparable, gentle, necessary, beloved!
Cool toasts, short and funny
For the health of those gates from which all the people come!
So let's drink to our weak character, which opens up such horizons! Every glass we drink is a nail driven into our coffin. Let us drink so that this coffin does not fall apart! Let's drink to the success of our hopeless cause! Let's drink to a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man because he couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth. Women are divided into three categories - “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you”. So let's drink to the ladies! Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left... Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others! Let's drink to having someone to share any mood with! Here's to you, friends! Let's drink to the kiss that a man invented to shut a woman's mouth. Happy intoxication to you!!! For us, the beautiful ones. For you, the gullible. Life is not about the days that have passed, but about those that are remembered. So let's drink to the friendship that has given us so many wonderful shared memories! My friends, we can’t drink individually, let’s get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team! Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk! Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion, how I want to drink! They say that youth is a disadvantage that passes. I want time to pass, but the deficiency remains. Let's drink to all men with such a disadvantage! Two friends meet. – Are you happy with your husband? – asks one of them. – I’m so happy... We love each other so deeply that we have already postponed the divorce several times... Let’s drink to strong love! A woman is created to make a man happy, no matter where this unfortunate man hides. So let's drink so that our happiness always finds us! In order to show that he does not squander budget funds, the mayor installed a gas cylinder on his Lamborghini. So let's drink to reasonable savings!
Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary.
This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls, it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Cool and funny toasts in verse
I will always say a good toast, pour your glass fuller. So that after drinking everything to the dregs, we don’t turn into pigs! I want to say this toast (And for you to draw a conclusion): Let’s drink to something, So that there’s something to drink to! For us, beautiful, so that they don’t jinx us, For us, beautiful, so that they don’t get rid of us, so that we have something to wear and someone to undress in front of. We were women, and we remain so. We will outshine everyone with the radiance of our bodies. Let those who didn’t get us cry, And let the one who didn’t want us die! Let's drink to us! We always have fun with you, you are our joy and support! And there have never been any stupid arguments in your house. Let's drink now To you, friends, glorious hosts! Don’t forget about us, And you are on an equal footing with us! Never lose heart, Because there is no need for despondency! Keep your tail up, And live, brother, according to your mind! Let's drink to you now - You are a real man! Raise your glass quickly, And be happy every moment! My toast to true friendship, My toast to you little man, This toast needs to be repeated twice, My toast will teach you a lesson. In it I send you joy, And I give you happiness for the holiday, Man, I congratulate you, And I love you as a person. My toast to the sunny sky, To your life in health and work! Never know hunger for bread or thirst for warmth or water. No matter what happened yesterday, Whether happiness was set on fire, Whether grief thickened like a cloud, Rejoice at the new day! Don't be upset by mistakes - This is a departed shadow. Remember that you can only greet a new day with a smile.
Beautiful toasts with meaning
For people to marry only for love, for jobs to be highly paid, so that we can travel to America without any documents. In general, for living beautifully!
I want to raise a glass to happiness. For a sea of joy and love. So that all bad weather can be avoided.
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For a sea of money on the way, so that a ray of light may be with you. For the days lived with courage, so that luck is ahead.
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Here's to bright paths for life. Minutes of joy that are destined to pass. And for love there are minutes ahead.
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I offer you a drink, For luck and for friendship, For family and for love, What else is needed for happiness?
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Let's drink to home, to comfort, to joy, all worries for later, so that dreams come true!
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Let the taste of the sweet life always be on your lips, and the melody of love ring in your ears. And in my head I only think about victory, and about riding only in a golden carriage all my life!
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How much sand is on the beach, may you have finances. If you are on the road, then only without obstacles. If you cry, it will only be from happiness!
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Somewhere in a wonderful valley of flowers, a very rare multi-colored tulip blossomed. There is only one like this in the world. I wish you to be just like him, dazzlingly beautiful and irresistible!
A desirable object, a standard, a million words of description! We address this toast to those who want to, hurrying towards beauty!
I offer a drink so that all the bad things go away, so that there is peace and comfort in the house, let all the problems wait.
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- Let all worries evaporate, And all dreams come true, Let us drink to the fact that everything will be fine!
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Let's drink to comfort, to the home where everyone is waiting for us, to joy, to warmth, kindness, so that everything will be fine!
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So that we don’t bend, Under life, so that on the contrary, So that we never give up, We dance in a circle with happiness!
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Let's drink to beauty. For everything that gives us joy in life and gives it meaning! For this wonderful day and the people gathered at this table!
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- Let your soul be light, And comfort always awaits you in the house, And let everything be fine, And let all troubles pass by.
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And we will drink with you so that our affairs go uphill, and so that we do not know illness, and are always happy!
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So that there is happiness, comfort at home, I wish you to choose the right route, Let's drink so that there is no evil, So that there is a strong, happy family!
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They say: “What goes around comes around.” So let's sow joy and goodness so that happiness and love return to us like a boomerang. And let's drink to it!
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For your house, and for you, I want to drink to the dregs, There is comfort in your house, They love you in your house, they wait in your house!
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- And let it always be like this, This is what I wish, Let goodness live in the house, Let everything be fine!
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I would like to live like in a fairy tale, so that we don’t know misfortunes, so that there is more magic, so that our business goes uphill!
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So that children don’t get sick, And so that relatives don’t grow old, So that goodness surrounds us, And so that everything is fine.
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Let's have a drink, friends, so that my words come true, so that we are always healthy, do not know grief, troubles and evil!
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I propose to drink to love, It is the foundation that everyone needs, And with it the house will become more comfortable, It is irreplaceable for everyone.
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- Let's drink to be loved always, And let everything be fine, And let the soul be light!
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Let's have a drink, so that our dreams come true, so that the kids don't get sick, and see colorful dreams!
I would like to raise my glass to fidelity, sincerity and honesty. I wish you not to lose these qualities, because with them life becomes more wonderful!
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I also want to drink to this, So that kindness surrounds me everywhere, So that everything is just good, So that every desire comes to life!
Short toasts for a friend
There are necessary people, there are needed people, there are family people. And there you are, combining all these qualities, for me. Happy Birthday friend. your health.
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I dedicate this verse and wishes to you, my friend, Now let’s raise a glass, Let your dreams come true.
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My friend, my brother, I wish you to always be a winner. And happy birthday, may you be happy all the years.
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We all value something. But the most precious thing, no matter how you look at it, are friends. Without them, life does not have that zest, that nonsense, the adrenaline that everyone needs. I want to drink to you, my friend!
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My friend, be healthy always, Today I drink to you, So that luck accompanies you everywhere, And stay away from troubles!
