Cool and funny toasts
Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk. - Friends, let’s drink to the fact that your organs work better... than the state ones! A turtle is swimming along the river with a poisonous snake sitting on its back. The snake thinks: “If I bite, it will throw me off.” The turtle thinks: “If I throw it away, it will bite.” So let's drink to faithful female friendship, which can overcome any obstacles! I have colleagues at work. I have neighbors in my house. I have ball joints in my car. And in my chest I have a heart. So let's drink to the fact that only it knocks! When you raise your glass, remember! They don’t drink for health - they pray for it, they don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it, they don’t drink for love - they do it. And they drink to DREAMS that come true! Doctors benefit when we get sick. Lawyers feel good when we get into trouble. The police are happy when we end up behind bars. Car mechanics are happy when our car breaks down. So let's drink to the thieves who wish us carelessness and prosperity! Forgive me, Lord, for we do not drink, but are treated. True, not with a teaspoon, but with a tea glass, and not every other day, but every day. Let the godly medicine spread throughout the entire periphery of the body. Amen! Every glass we drink is a nail driven into our coffin. Let us drink so that this coffin does not fall apart! The wise Omar Khayyam advised: Know only people worthy of friendship, And don’t know scoundrels, don’t disgrace yourself. If a vile person pours medicine for you, pour it out! If a wise man gives you poison, take it! My friends, I am happy to see everyone today. Pour some poison for me and yourself (after all, alcohol, as doctors say, is poison), I will gladly accept it from you and for you. Three men are sitting in the bathhouse: a journalist, a director and a digger - and everyone has a tongue up to their knees... The journalist has a tongue; The director has a belly; And the digger has hands. So let's drink to something more interesting!
Cool birthday toasts
- How can you not drink, if there is a reason, If life is full of events: Today is your name day, How can you live here without wine?
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Not to celebrate a holiday, No, no, not at all, But to congratulate you with all my heart and wish you everything!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is good luck. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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On your birthday, not a person becomes one year older, but another year is completed by such a wonderful person like you! Congratulations to you and this happy year!
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A man is a steel spring, a motor singing in the sky, a single formidable step of a squad, an eagle screeching in the heights of the mountains.
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- A man is a bunch of pepper, a master's firm hand and a heart that loves women: So let's drink to the man, to the birthday boy!
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With all my heart I personally wish that, like a house cat, you always have a great life, both at work and at home!
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Our dear birthday boy! Today is your next birthday, and I propose to raise a glass so that you live for about two hundred years, and we all witnessed this!
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Let's drink to the birthday girl soon! Let's drink to the stars of bright eyes! And for the curve of sable eyebrows, In general, for everything that is dear to us (Name)!
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I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our extraordinary, unique, incomparable, irresistible, necessary, beloved!
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- My wishes will be very brief: Always be a queen and live in abundance!
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Don't worry, live happily, so that everyone always says: How beautiful this woman is, How infinitely young!
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Sweet, kind, gentle - You are so beautiful now! Be like a fresh rose, With bright sparkles in your eyes Let's drink so that adversity does not darken your gaze, Let's drink so that with age there will be enthusiasm in it, as before!
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I wish on your birthday that the years stop! And you will remain so young forever!
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We will all come in twenty years to congratulate you - both of us! You are sitting, and you are seventeen, As fresh as ever, you are young!
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Fall, but into your arms, Cry, but with happiness, Stumble, but for your health, Choke, but with laughter! I drink to you, my friend! Happy birthday!
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My dear dear friend! Today I only wish for you that you will always have an amazingly light heart and amazingly heavy pockets! Happy Birthday girlfriend!
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My dear friend, I am very happy for you. You always look beautiful, And the years have no power over you. I wish you to sparkle like a star, prosper materially, bloom, smell fragrant, love!
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We really hope that you liked our cool birthday toasts and you were able to choose the one that suited you.
Cool toasts, short and funny
For the health of those gates from which all the people come!
So let's drink to our weak character, which opens up such horizons! Every glass we drink is a nail driven into our coffin. Let us drink so that this coffin does not fall apart! Let's drink to the success of our hopeless cause! Let's drink to a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man because he couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth. Women are divided into three categories - “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you”. So let's drink to the ladies! Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left... Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others! Let's drink to having someone to share any mood with! Here's to you, friends! Let's drink to the kiss that a man invented to shut a woman's mouth. Happy intoxication to you!!! For us, the beautiful ones. For you, the gullible. Life is not about the days that have passed, but about those that are remembered. So let's drink to the friendship that has given us so many wonderful shared memories! My friends, we can’t drink individually, let’s get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team! Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk! Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion, how I want to drink! They say that youth is a disadvantage that passes. I want time to pass, but the deficiency remains. Let's drink to all men with such a disadvantage! Two friends meet. – Are you happy with your husband? – asks one of them. – I’m so happy... We love each other so deeply that we have already postponed the divorce several times... Let’s drink to strong love! A woman is created to make a man happy, no matter where this unfortunate man hides. So let's drink so that our happiness always finds us! In order to show that he does not squander budget funds, the mayor installed a gas cylinder on his Lamborghini. So let's drink to reasonable savings!
Birthday toasts
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Let's drink to your coffin, which is made of oak that is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born. I wish you to live another hundred years!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him
Let's drink to the four-stroke engine, because in just its 4 strokes it allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy things and start toasting at the table on time!
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I propose to drink to the great word “let’s” because it can be perfectly harmonized with the equally important word “let’s drink”!
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The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km/s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km/sec, so I propose a drink so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets.
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I suggest you have a drink and wish the birthday person to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity.
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And so that this waterfall is in no way inferior in size to the waterfall from central Asia (Burkhan-Bulak).
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that our stones will always be diamond, and set in precious metals!
Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!
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How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!
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Let your youth not fade away, And with it love and kindness. May peace and warmth be your eternal guest in your home.
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Women are flowers. And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women!
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Let's drink so that we walk down the street late at night and get attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!
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I propose to drink to the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us, men!
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Let's drink to everyone being able to do at least something, but better than others.
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let our life be an eternal shower of stars!
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With you this world seems brighter! I would like to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!
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Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so as to always be happy. Cheers!
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My dear friend (name)! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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I wish your life to be luxurious, with luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!
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On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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Let's drink to you having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.
On your birthday I want to wish you smiles and shine with happiness, good luck and a bag of luck, I wish your wallet to be full, a good boss and friendly colleagues, health to you and all your loved ones forever!
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Cool and funny toasts in verse
I will always say a good toast, pour your glass fuller. So that after drinking everything to the dregs, we don’t turn into pigs! I want to say this toast (And for you to draw a conclusion): Let’s drink to something, So that there’s something to drink to! For us, beautiful, so that they don’t jinx us, For us, beautiful, so that they don’t get rid of us, so that we have something to wear and someone to undress in front of. We were women, and we remain so. We will outshine everyone with the radiance of our bodies. Let those who didn’t get us cry, And let the one who didn’t want us die! Let's drink to us! We always have fun with you, you are our joy and support! And there have never been any stupid arguments in your house. Let's drink now To you, friends, glorious hosts! Don’t forget about us, And you are on an equal footing with us! Never lose heart, Because there is no need for despondency! Keep your tail up, And live, brother, according to your mind! Let's drink to you now - You are a real man! Raise your glass quickly, And be happy every moment! My toast to true friendship, My toast to you little man, This toast needs to be repeated twice, My toast will teach you a lesson. In it I send you joy, And I give you happiness for the holiday, Man, I congratulate you, And I love you as a person. My toast to the sunny sky, To your life in health and work! Never know hunger for bread or thirst for warmth or water. No matter what happened yesterday, Whether happiness was set on fire, Whether grief thickened like a cloud, Rejoice at the new day! Don't be upset by mistakes - This is a departed shadow. Remember that you can only greet a new day with a smile.
Poetic toasts
They don't drink for happiness - they fight for it. They don't drink for health - they pray for it. They don't drink for love - they do it. Let's drink to dreams - let them come true!
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We were and remain beautiful, Admiring the beauty of our bodies Let those who didn’t get us cry And those who didn’t want us die!…
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Three people once argued about whose mice were stronger for alcohol. The French mouse sniffed the cognac and instantly fell asleep like a dead sleep. She took a sip of the German's schnapps, and the poor woman immediately died. And our mouse is a beauty: “Another hundred grams - I’ll beat the cat!” For the spirit of the fighting Russian We will drink vodka, not whiskey!
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For that deep, piercing feeling, For the attraction that makes the blood flow, For the fact that you don’t need to drown out in yourself, Let’s drink while standing to love!
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My toast to friendship, in difficult times It really means a lot, If it is hidden not in a stream of phrases, But in the principles of dedication.
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Have you found the woman of your dreams? You are incredibly lucky, my friends! With the rest of your dreams, I must admit, you will have to give up immediately. I raise a glass to the lovely ladies who outshine the whole world!
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For the fact that our loyalty is so strong, For the fact that it is difficult for us without each other, For the feeling that, like a full river, It’s time for us to raise a glass to our friendship!
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I drink to the bottom for those who are here, For those who are there I don’t drink. Every minute is pleasant, because I love your pugs so much!
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The ants gathered to hunt. The leader admonishes his troops: “Let’s knock down the elephant with a friendly crowd!” Then we’ll trample - that’s all we need! Yes, the team can handle any task! For this I suggest you drink with confidence!
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What a rich table you have set for us, On it today are daily dreams. You covered it for us, lovingly. We won’t drink at the table, ... we’ll drink to you!
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Long live our feast - a cheerful and close circle! On the right hand is a girlfriend. On the left hand is my friend. Here everyone is calm for friendship, And in honor of this friendship it is given to Find out as soon as possible what kind of wine is playing in the glasses. So let's clink glasses, if necessary, so that it shines everywhere, And let's drink to old friendship, To clear friendship - to the dregs!
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We were and remain goddesses. And it’s not about the curves of our bodies. Let those who didn’t get us die. Let those who didn’t want us die.
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I want to raise a glass to those people to whom you owe your life, with whom you are connected by an invisible thread, and for whom you are no relative.
Who could never wish bad things, For those who raised you and raised you, Cared for you, felt sorry for you, didn’t sleep at night, They don’t know health, happiness and sorrows!
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Every fisherman dreams of seeing a goldfish. Every girl dreams of seeing the Fairy Tale Prince. Every young man dreams of seeing the Most Beautiful Princess. So let's drink to the carrots! It improves vision!
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We are lonely on our life's path without friends. A toast to them, Always reliable, Helping everywhere.
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I drink cold vodka with pleasure, I love it, dear one, very much. If vodka interferes with your work, - Throw it away... your work.
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Luck is something that will never be enough. Sometimes we don’t have enough of it. There are many stars above us, but only one may shine above each one. Let our lives be richer on all sides, So let's drink to success, luck and good fortune!
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And in the heat, and in the snow, And in the evil cold - She is always dear to us. Let's raise a toast To our friendship, Let her duty live!
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We make this toast, May you be lucky in life, my friend. And so that there are more wonderful beauties around in life!
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What is love - suffering or joy, Freedom or slavery for centuries? What is this – our strength or weakness? Probably all together, this feeling is sweet, And that means it’s time for us all to drink to love!
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So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!
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It’s a custom in our fleet: When we’re all together with our friends, That’s the very first, best toast We make: “For those who are at sea!”
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Happy Birthday, dear! You are like a second mother to me. I love you, respect you, I wish you bright days, good luck! Your son has become a good husband to me. Thank you for it. I promise to be obedient and not to upset you, mom!
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For women's instincts, for women's dreams, For everything that makes us pray, For what we wish to gain, For so that the worst can be forgotten!
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I raise my glass to the endless patience with which we incline the ladies to love innocent sins.
For our courage, their fear, For our pressure, for their concessions, For everything that will suddenly happen here, When the scarves and skirts fall off!
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And in the hut you will experience heaven together. In case of difficulties, family, do not be discouraged. They will disappear, just as the wine will now go away, To give way to the happiness that has come.
Remember my toast forever, friends, May your family be the strongest. Drive away quarrels and separations, Never know cold boredom in life.
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The wife's father is a friend and helper, He will whisper how to cope with his daughter. Especially if the daughter has the same character as her mother. To you, father-in-law, as a friend, I wish you Health, happiness and patience. Let the joy of life be in full swing, May luck accompany everything.
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Let one be strangely happy, When the other has a dozen misfortunes! And let the souls burn with joy, And the hands itch from the huge jackpot, And the heart beats from instant luck, And the eyes go blind from the incomparable beauties, The knees shake from a sleepless night, And, like children, hormones frolic... So let’s drink two hundred, oh good ones friends, For these serious illnesses of ours! So that we get sick again, We will drink, have a snack - and be healthy!
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How important is a warm climate in a team! How important is the person nearby for communication! So that we don’t forget about each other at work, Let’s just drink to our colleagues!
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Don't worry - live happily, so that everyone always says: How beautiful this woman is, How endlessly young!
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It’s night outside, a man is rushing home, Drunk, shaking his head... - Where are you hurrying, looking businesslike, in the middle of the night and, moreover, drunk in the smoke? The patrolman was amazed by the answer: “To the lecture “What does it mean to be cultured.” — Where should the lecture take place? “My wife reads them to me at home!” We will drink to the bottom, we will not cheat, For the thirst for knowledge, for culture!
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Be the most cheerful and the happiest, Good and gentle and the most beautiful. Be the most attentive, the most beloved, Simple, charming, unique, And kind, and strict, and weak, and strong. Let troubles go out of the way into powerlessness, Let everything you wish come true. Love, faith, hope, goodness to you!
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