Funny and cool toasts
A funny toast is always welcome: it could be a loved one’s birthday, an anniversary, a corporate event, or just a get-together of a friendly group. A cool humorous greeting or saying will be remembered by all guests. This collection contains both short and long toasts that will make your holiday more fun.
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A wealthy businessman decided to get married and turned to a marriage office to find him a lady from high society. - Beautiful, naturally? – asked the marriage agent. - Certainly. Such that one could say about her that she seemed to have stepped out of a painting,” the businessman clarified his desire. After the bureau arranged a meeting for him, he burst into the marriage office, sputtering with indignation: “I asked you: beautiful, like in a picture.” And who are you giving me: ears like burdocks, nose sticking out onto my lip, eyes slanted. “Sir, don’t make so much noise,” one of the agents turned to him. - It's a matter of taste. Some people like Raphael, and some are crazy about Picasso. So let's drink to the variety of tastes that don't argue about.
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A turtle is swimming along the river with a snake sitting on its back. The snake thinks: “If I bite, it will throw me off!” The turtle thinks: “If I throw it away, it will bite!” So let's drink to faithful female friendship, which helps to overcome all obstacles!
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Country yard. In the corner, a rooster is actively courting a hen. And at this time a Georgian comes out onto the porch. He has a bag of seeds in his hand, which he lazily gnaws. Then he picks up a handful and throws it on the ground. The rooster, noticing the seeds, leaves his girlfriend and begins to peck them. The Georgian, seeing this scene, sadly shook his head: “God forbid you go hungry like that!” I suggest you drink to the abundance!
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– Stop being picky! - the wife says to her husband at dinner. – On Monday you ate mashed peas for lunch, on Tuesday and Wednesday too, on Thursday you agreed, but today you suddenly became capricious. Let's drink to our housewives feeding us not only pea puree, but also the same dishes that now decorate this table!
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One no longer young woman was asked if she remembered her first man. “A man - I don’t remember when - I don’t remember, but I remember that ... a barrel organ!” Let's drink to the hope that all our men, regardless of name and other circumstances, will be simply charming!
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The lover brings three cinema tickets. - Why three? – my friend was surprised. - What do you mean why? For your mother, for your father and for your brother. Let's drink to the ability of men to achieve privacy!
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Excavator Masha dug a pit and unearthed the tomb of an Egyptian pharaoh. The lid of the sarcophagus moved, and Masha saw a young handsome prince. He looked as if he were alive. Masha could not stand it and kissed the prince. And a miracle happened - the prince came to life. – How can I thank you, Masha? – asked the young pharaoh. – Do you want me to fulfill any seven of your wishes? “I don’t need seven wishes,” said Masha, one wish is better, but seven times... The pharaoh agreed, but died on the fifth visit. So let's drink to the excavator Masha, who did not allow the slave system to be revived!
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Two friends meet. – Are you happy with your husband? – asks one of them. – I’m so happy... We love each other so deeply that we have already postponed the divorce several times... Let’s drink to strong love!
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A woman is created to make a man happy, no matter where this unfortunate man hides. So let's drink so that our happiness always finds us!
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Women gathered for the International Congress. For three days they talked and talked, without any agenda, quarreled, argued... Finally, they decided: 1. All men are bastards. 2. There is not enough space in the closet. 3. There is absolutely nothing to wear. Let's drink to ensure that our women never come to such conclusions.
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There is a mountain of Love in Asia. Many legends are associated with it. Listen to one of them. One day, a young shepherd and a princess fell in love with each other and ran away from home. They immediately rushed in pursuit. The lovers climbed this mountain. They were about to be overtaken. And then the young man said to the princess: “Let me jump first, and then you decide what to do next.” But the princess refused, because she could not bear such torment. And she was the first to rush down and, of course, crashed. The shepherd looked at her lifeless body and simply descended from the Mountain of Love. So let's drink to the men who are still the first to leave the elevator!
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The victim's case was heard in one of the courts. “Are you saying that the accused took the money right out of your bra?” – asked the judge. “Yes, Your Honor,” the victim replied. - So why didn’t you resist? – the judge was surprised. “I thought he had good intentions,” the upset girl shrugged! So let's drink to men with good intentions!
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I propose a toast to the Greens! Do you think this toast is dedicated to frogs? No! And not Greenpeace! I want to drink this glass so that we can have lots and lots of greens! In short, for bucks, which would have been too tight to lie in our pockets and we kept them in big, big bags in the cellar and... But for some reason I was completely daydreaming, babbling, because it was high time for a drink! For the green ones!
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Once upon a time, the king of animals (also a lion) gathered his subjects (they are also animals), they say: - Smart to the right, beautiful to the left... When everyone went to their places, one monkey remained in the middle. - Why are you standing? - Should I burst apart?! So let’s drink to the birthday girl sitting at the head of the table (right in the middle), but unlike the monkey, it’s well deserved.
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Up to 5 years - with a pacifier, from 5 to 10 - with a bear, from 10 to 20 - with a dream, from 20 to 30 - with a wife, from 30 to 40 - with someone else's, from 40 to 50 - with anyone, from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad, from 60 to 70 - with a closed window. So let's drink to never close the window!
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If you want to be happy for one minute, smoke! If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk! If you want to be happy for one week, get sick! If you want to be happy for one month, get married! If you want to be happy for one year, have a mistress! If you want to be happy all your life, be healthy!
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There is student love: when you have someone, you have something, but there is nowhere. There is lonely love: when there is where, there is something, but there is no one with. There is unhappy love: when there is where, there is someone, but there is no what. There is philosophical love: when there is where, there is with whom, there is something, but why? Let's drink to the love that each of us deserves!!!
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One man asks another: “Tell me honestly, do you like stupid women?” - Why do you think so? Of course not! - Do you like bad housewives? The kind that can't even cook breakfast? - Not really! Why are you asking this? “The thing is, I can’t understand why you pester my wife?!” Let's drink to love! Love is blind!
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A man came to the marriage office. “Find,” he says, “a girl for me, as beautiful as in a picture!” A week later, a meeting was organized for him, after which a man burst into the office screaming: “Who did you give me?!” - “So it turns out you don’t like the late Picasso?” — the people in the office were surprised. Let's drink to realism - the key to healthy offspring!
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Don't drink water if you can drink wine! Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine! Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine! And most importantly, don’t forget to drink so that you always have money for something better!
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Friends! Let's drink to our enemies. So that they have everything: a country villa, a luxury car in the garage, Persian carpets, a swimming pool, a fireplace, and of course, a satellite phone that they would call only on 01, 02 and 03!!!
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There is no need to chase a woman like a runaway tram. Remember that the next tram is coming behind you. So let's drink to trams running more often!
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A girl walks, looks around - a guy follows her, looks back again - the guy walks, looks back again - the guy keeps walking, looks back again - but the guy is not there! So let's drink to the plumbers so that they close the sewer hatches!
Shoemakers drink until they are drunk, carpenters get drunk, glaziers get completely drunk, doctors get drunk until they lose their pulse, chemists get drunk until they lose their reactions, physicists get drunk until they lose their resistance... So let's drink to the women physicists!
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They say that the first time a person marries out of love, the second time out of convenience, and the third time out of habit. Let only happy marriages become a habit!
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So let's have a drink here, they won't give it to you in the next world! Well, if they give it there, we’ll drink there and drink there!
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When asked who you love more - blondes or brunettes, a real man should answer: - Yes! So let's drink to real men!
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People say: “If you want to make the right decision, consult your wife and do the opposite. I drink to our wives, who give us the opportunity to find the right solution in a difficult situation.
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If a man is persistent, he will definitely achieve what a woman wants. So let's drink to the fact that the desires of men and the desires of women always coincide!
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It is well known that a person can forever look at three things: how the fire burns, how the water flows and how another person works. So let’s not always look at our full glasses and drink...
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One smart person said: “Nothing shortens our lives... like the distance between toasts.” So let's drink to living as long as possible!
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The vacationer came to the sea. A nice girl shows him a room that is for rent. The man shakes his head with displeasure: “And this is what you think is a room with all the comfort?” For such and such a price? So what does a room without comfort look like? - Similar! Only then will my grandmother serve you! So let's drink to a comfortable holiday!!!
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One day a man descended from a monkey... and then he repented very much. Let's drink so that we don't commit rash acts in the future!
Once upon a time there lived a king. Once he was predicted that his wife, the queen, would not give birth to him. Then the king imprisoned his wife on the roof of the castle. But after 9 months the queen gave birth. So let's drink to Carlson, who lives on the roof!!!
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There lived a dragon. He ate only virgins. So let's drink to him coming to us and dying of hunger!
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One guy drove an old broken-down Moskvich, and then saved up a lot of money and bought a cool foreign car. He drove around the city, and the engine was powerful, and out of habit he accelerated immeasurably. He became scared at the turn, in front of the wall of the house, so he slammed on the brakes. And the brakes were also no match for the previous ones - the car stopped like a glove. And the man wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, so he was thrown through the windshield, and into the span of the window in the house. So let's drink so that we don't end up in the air due to some kind of brakes!
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Once upon a time there lived a mountain climber. And so he climbed into the mountains once again. I climbed for a long time and almost reached the very top. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a mountain goat gallops. Well, he galloped from above, stones flying from under his hooves - nothing to him, but an avalanche went down. The climber was knocked off the cliff by a stone, and he flew down. And he would have crashed, of course, but there was a mountain flower growing on a small ledge. The climber grabbed it at the last moment and remained alive. So let's drink to the fact that on our way to the heights we will meet more flowers and fewer goats!
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Do you know how a fairy tale differs from a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around. So let's drink to make our life look like a fairy tale!
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It was a very long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are now. Ashot stood naked by the rock, with a hat on his head. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered his lower abdomen with his hat. The woman first removed one of Ashot’s hands, then the other. The hat continued to cover the lower abdomen. So let's drink to the strength that held the hat!
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A merchant and a scientist were sailing on a ship. The merchant was rich and carried a lot of goods with him. Suddenly a storm arose and the ship was wrecked. Only the merchant and the scientist were saved. The merchant sees that the scientist is sitting, sad, and says to him: “Why are you sad?” It was I who lost all my wealth, and yours is all with you. - So let's drink to wealth that cannot be lost.
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One day a man was walking through the desert, and then a snake bit his hand. He took it and sucked the poison from his hand. Moving on. A snake bit him on the leg, he took it and sucked the poison from his leg. Moving on. A snake bit him on the butt... So let's drink to our faithful friends who will help in any situation!!!!!!!!!!
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A turtle is swimming along the river with a snake sitting on its back. The snake thinks: “If I bite, it will throw me off!” The turtle thinks: “If I throw it away, it will bite!” So let's drink to faithful female friendship, which helps to overcome all obstacles!
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The girl went for a swim, the goat is standing nibbling the grass, the girl undressed and the goat is standing nibbling the grass, the girl came out of the water, the goat is standing nibbling the grass, so let's drink to the fact that there are no goats among us.
I really want you to have a glass filled with wine and always give you... awards, orders, medals and so that your good friend rises now and does not fall at the right moment for no reason... So let’s drink to you, men!
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Women are different: old, drunk, dirty. Men are different: young, handsome, cool. So let's drink to the men!
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I raise my glass to the cutest people on Earth. For those creatures without whom I cannot imagine life. I drink to the beautiful eyes, to the tenderness of a gentle hand. For the fact that you exist in the world... For us, in short, men!!!
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While cleaning the room, the servant found a ruble and gave it away. to his owner. “Since you are so honest,” he said, “keep this ruble for yourself.” A few days later, the owner lost his gold cigarette case and asked the servant if he had found it in the rooms. “I found it,” answered the servant, “but I kept it for my honesty.” Let's drink so that we lose less and find more!
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One woman had a copper coin fall through a crack. To get it out, you had to open up the entire floor. It wasn’t worth doing this because of such a small thing, but I didn’t want to lose money either. Then she threw a thousand rubles into the slot. Now you don’t mind removing all the boards. So let's drink to women's logic!
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Women achieve more with their tears than men with their minds. So let's drink to smart women who always know when to shed a tear!
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The sun strips a woman down to her swimsuit, so let's drink to the men. that shine brighter than the sun!
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One Georgian tells a friend: - You understand! I visited the doctor, and he told me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! You can’t do it with women!” - Poor thing! - a friend sympathizes. - What kind of poor thing am I? I gave him money... and he gave me permission to do everything! Let's drink to the rich people!
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Short birthday wishes for a childhood friend
- I want everyone to know that you are the friend who will never betray, will not leave you in trouble, and will be the first to help. I wish you many friends like you, it’s worth a lot!
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Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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We wish you unwavering health, a hundred years of life, a pack of shares, a new car, good luck, a dacha and money to boot!
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- The wine in the glass should be drunk while it is playing. As long as you live, you must live, there are no two lives.
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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Everyone says wonderful things about the exclusivity of this day. And I propose to raise our glasses so that the “newborn” has many more such days in his life!
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Dear friend! I suggest you drink so that your face will always glow with joy, and your life will be bright, beautiful and long!
Funny birthday toasts
They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it. They don’t drink for health - they pray for it. They don’t drink for love - they do it. Let’s drink to the dreams of our birthday boy - let them come true!
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So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!
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When the sun shines brightly, the woman undresses to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make the eyes of men shine brighter than the sun!
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And there is nothing more wonderful to celebrate a birthday with Champagne, which is boiling in your hands with impatience. Be healthy, cheerful, kind fellow! I ask everyone to support us with a filled glass.
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They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
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It’s better to be well-fed than to be hungry, it’s better to live in peace than in anger, it’s better to be needed than to be free, that’s why we’ll drink so that the birthday boy can be well-fed, in peace and needed!
Caucasian toasts, jokes and parables for a friendly feast.
- The two Georgians have been friends for a long time. And so one invites the other to attend a singing circle with him:
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(such a Caucasian toast for a friendly feast can be combined with the original “Bucket of Talents” greeting - see here)
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- Hold on! - a friend shouted to him. “I’ll be on the opposite mountain all night!” And so that you can see me, I will light a fire!
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I join the judgment of this wise old Georgian and ask you to raise your glasses to my friends!
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This Caucasian toast is for a man's anniversary. especially good as a response from the hero of the occasion.
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“Why do I need love in my old age?” — the old man thought and, unfortunately, did not open it. But there was a knock on the door again.
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- The old man rushed to open it with all his might, and when Friendship entered his house, Love, Health and even Wealth settled here with her! Let's drink to Friendship!
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Do you know about the latest research from doctors? It turns out that time spent with friends at a common table does not count towards age! Let's drink to our common longevity, my friends!
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My friends, I drink to you, To those who are nearby now, To those who value friendship, Will rush to help a friend!
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For your health, goodness, For everything to be good, For you, my friends, for you, For being there in difficult times!
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From the bottom of my heart I want to say that you need to drink less. But why should we gather then, friends!? For friendship!
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- I can always chat with you, Remember the past, I can conquer the world with you, I drink to you, dear ones, today I drink!
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Without you, life would be empty, behind you I’m always like behind a wall, you shouldn’t look for better friends, I want to wish you all health!
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It’s comfortable with you, it’s easy with you, I’m very lucky with you, friends, be successful, you won’t know evil, and let go of all the bad things!
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People say: good brotherhood is better than wealth! I raise this toast so that friendly values are higher than the need for finances. Here's to you, friends!
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That's who, for whom, and for friends you need to drink. And whoever does not drink with me is not my friend. For friendship and trust!
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- For the most faithful and devoted of those who are called friends. Friends will always come to the rescue, lend a shoulder, protect and listen. For true friendship!
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Let's drink to the people who will always be with us, will never leave us, love us and appreciate us! I raise my glass to my friends for the best people in the world!
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With you we can go to the ends of the world, We will find a way out everywhere, With you we can laugh, Be in touch at night, during the day!
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With you I can be real, I can always be real, and I’ll drink to you today, my glorious friends!
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My friends, I drink to you, And I thank you for everything, For your loyalty, for your kindness, For the fact that it’s good with you!
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- I wish each of you that every hour is happy, that things always go uphill, that your soul is in peace!
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You are my friends forever, It’s always fun with you, I take care of you, I respect you, It’s like we’re family with you!
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You are my support, my joy, You are too much for everyone, And standing for you today, I want to drink to the bottom!
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I want to say thank you, my friends, for everything, I want to wish you happiness, May everything be fine!
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Let our friendship grow stronger, Let the years not harm it, Let the bad things recede, Be healthy always!
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I drink to my friends today, I love them all very much, And thank them for everything, May everything be fine!
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Goodness and happiness to everyone, And a bag of lava to boot, May your dreams come true, May you not go astray!
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In general, I drink to the dregs for you, I am now and at this hour, Let it not be difficult, sad, There is always “cabbage”!
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I want to drink to my friends, to their fathers and mothers. May you have only joy and happiness in your life. If everything is good and wonderful for you, then I will be happy too!
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The strongest union, unbreakable over the years, we have seen a lot of things with friends! Falls, flights and reversals. And remembering, you lose count! So together we will go far. Let's have a drink!
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Friendship based on common interests or goals is not friendship, but partnership. True friendship is based on kinship of souls. My toast to you, my dear souls! For friends!
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With you it’s fun, funny, with you it’s very good, with you joy comes into the house, and everything bad goes away!
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With you I can dream, And rest my soul, With you I can joke, Troubles and bitterness share!
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And for you today I will drink standing up and to the bottom, You are my friends, family, We will always be friends!
Small toasts in your own words for a courageous man and friend
Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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Today is a wonderful date, and as I fill my glass to the brim, I wish that every moment of yours in this world becomes sweeter than chocolate!
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I wish you a life without defects and Hollywood special effects. May you always be in a great mood, not just on your birthday!
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May the stars of luck, the star of love, the stars of friendship and the stars of cognac always shine on you. For you!
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My friend, today I wish you a happy birthday. May your life be cool and impressive, cheerful, joyful, successful and bright. Love, health and great happiness to you.
Toasts to friends in prose
They say that a true friend is not the one who gets you out of the sobering-up station, but the one who gets there with you. So let's drink to real friends, so that they don't abandon us, not only in joyful times, but also be with us in difficult times! For true friendship!
For a person to be happy, three things are necessary: the health of family, a good job and many sincere friends. Let's drink fifty each so that we can become young again. How to have fun together when you’re young, so that you can forget about your problems. I wish all our wishes come true.
There are people whom you have known since childhood, adolescence or adolescence; they can always tell you what you don’t like right to your face and keep you from doing a stupid thing. With them you do the wildest things and think over words in your resume, walk until Monday morning and go to work with a smile. These people will come at your first request and help you out of trouble, just like you do them. For friends!
Friends are more than just acquaintances; in difficult times they will always lend a shoulder and always help with advice. True friends are few, but that small handful is worth a thousand others. Today, we will drink to you, friends.
The strongest and most sincere friendships are found in cartoons. There, the boy Fyodor makes friends with a talking cat and a dog, and the crocodile Gena with a creature that is not written about in any encyclopedia. So let's drink to the friends who accept and love us, no matter what we look like or what we have achieved!
If suddenly luck touches us along the way or suddenly, God forbid, trouble. We rush to our friends, like rays of the sun, they always help us. We pour out our souls, we can be ourselves. There is no need to wear a mask here. After all, everyone loves friends because they are like that, ready to accept themselves. I raise a glass of aromatic wine so that all meetings with friends will be sweet and pleasant. I drink to my friends, the most faithful people on earth, standing today as if in a dream.
My dear friends! We have been together for several years now, our friendship has been strengthened for years! We know that we can rely on each other. We will help each other in any situation, console each other, give advice. You and I know firsthand how important this relationship is to us. No wealth will ever be dearer to me than you, my dear friends. So let’s drink to the fact that our friendship will last for many more years and become stronger every year.
In moments when it’s hard for us, we look for support from a friend. When we are happy, we share it with a friend. When he has problems, we help. When a friend is happy, we rejoice. So let's drink to true friends who will be there for you in any situation! May our friendship become stronger and longer over the years!
Now I want to raise my glass and say a toast to all those who are here with us today and those few who, for good reasons, unfortunately, are not with us today. Yes, exactly for you, friends! I wish you health, love and happiness!
Old wood burns better, it’s safer to ride an old bicycle, old magazines and books are more fun to read, old champagne tastes better, and you can always rely on old friends, for friends!
Genres look like this from a man’s point of view. Comedy: this is when there is - where, there is - what, but - no one. Drama: this is when there is - with whom, there is - what, but - nowhere. Tragedy: this is when there is - where, there is - with whom, but - nothing. But when there is - where, there is - with whom, there is - with what, but - why? – this is already high, this is a whole philosophy. So let everyone drink to the love that they have and deserve!
I was entrusted with making the first toast today (option: I took the liberty of making the first toast) and I say to you all: Goodbye! We are unlikely to see you sober today!
I want to remember the old Caucasian toast for you. Let's drink to you living to be 100 years old. And to be buried at 100 years old. But you wouldn't just die, you'd be killed. And not just killed, but with a dagger. And they didn’t kill him just like that, but because of jealousy. And not just out of stupid jealousy, but for the cause! Let's drink to this!
Once upon a time there lived a wise man who had a beautiful daughter. And there were two contenders for her hand: rich and poor. The sage refused the rich man and married his daughter to the poor man. And when he was asked to explain this choice, he said: “The rich man is extremely stupid, and I predict that he will lose his wealth.” But the poor man is smart, and I am sure he will succeed. If that sage were with us today, he would also raise a glass to the fact that when choosing a groom, one should evaluate the potential of his brain, not his wallet!
Let's remember that we shouldn't chase a woman like a moving tram. After all, another tram will come soon. I propose to drink to a schedule in which the trams would go one after another!
And I’ll remind you of the old toast rhyme: So let’s have a drink here, They won’t give it to you in the next world! Well, if they give it there, we’ll drink there and drink there! And that's what we will do!
And my toast is this: To your health and to our wealth! Let's have a drink!
One widower king raised a beautiful daughter, and she unexpectedly gave birth to a son. The angry king looked for the culprit, but did not find it. He punished his daughter by locking her in a tower. A year later she gave birth to another son. At this point the king became completely angry. He placed his daughter in the most impregnable tower, the entrance to it was walled up, there was security below... But a year later the third son was born... And to whom do we raise our glasses? Of course, for Carlson, who lives on the roof!
An important large bird flies high in the sky, smoothly and majestically flapping its wings. A small bird is fussing nearby and keeps asking: “Where are we flying, huh?” And for what? But the big bird is silent... - Why are we flying in this direction? And where? Finally, the big bird slowly turns its head: “I don’t know... This toast is dedicated to our scientific supervisors!”
They tell me: “Don’t drink!”, and I don’t drink. And what do I see? Your wretched wife and leaky roof... They tell me not to drink, but I drink quietly and see: My beautiful wife, my patched roof! So let's drain our glasses to what can make our lives better than they already are!
My friends! I want you to drink to my old friend, whom I think about from time to time. I always remember him in the middle of the night and during the day, in the morning and in the evening, when I go to work and during work, when I’m going to visit or running in the park, on vacation by the sea, under the blue sky, pouring rain and snow... In short, I remember my friend always and everywhere, even now, at this table... But at the same time, I just can’t remember this friend, damn him! But still, let's drink to a friend whom I remember all the time!
Three women wander through the desert. No water, no food, strength running out. But then an oasis appeared, surrounded by a high wall, and the gate was not visible. One woman, after thinking, says: “Let there be as many steps as the number of times I have been in bed with a man.” A long staircase appeared, along which this woman climbed up the wall and calmly went down. Then another woman asked: “Let there be as many steps as the number of times I have been in bed with a man.” A staircase immediately appeared, but only to the top. The woman stood up and jumped to the ground of the oasis. What about the third woman? She just cried silently. Let's all raise our glasses so that our women have no reason to cry! Friends, I propose to drink to the women. By and large, we don’t care what we drink for, but it’s nice for them.
I have a proposal, my friends. Let's have a drink for the last time and confidently, without hesitation, declare: “Let it be difficult for us more than once in our lives, but no matter what sorrows and troubles await us ahead, we will under no circumstances stop drinking...!”
One day a lovely girl was walking through the desert and carrying a jug of water on her shoulder. And towards us is a man dying of thirst. He begged: “Oh, be sorry, give me at least a sip of water!” The girl passed by. And when she returned some time later, the man had already died. Let's raise our glasses so that beautiful girls give us always when we need it, and not when they suddenly want it!
It is believed that if a married woman does not have a wedding ring on her finger, if she does not wear earrings and brooches, does not wear pendants, necklaces and bracelets, this is evidence that she married only for love! Let's sincerely raise our glasses to unfeigned true love!
