We wish you a sea of songs and friends, We wish all your plans to come true. After all, we came to you for your anniversary, We wish that things will not be cancelled. We congratulate you, and may you encounter joy everywhere. We wish positivity in fate, Everything that happiness can consist of.
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Congratulations on your birthday, May you eat and not gain weight, Feelings in your heart, so much so that you want to sing songs.
So that your nails don’t break and your stocking doesn’t tear, so that your heel is comfortable, graceful and high.
A mink coat is not for your shoulders, Dollars are for your wallet, Bright diamonds are for your ears, And coffee for your bed.
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Dear, may all the blessings of the earth be with you! I wish you to be always happy! I want your life to flow like a river of Champagne, liqueur, wine and a sea of beer! Perhaps this is not for you at all. But frankly, so to speak, I would like everything! But I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, I still love you, I wish you to be with me, no matter where I am!
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Let my sun shine brighter Because this morning it caught fire! I congratulate you on your birthday, I wish you everything that I would like!
Well, for starters, at least some candy, Cake?.. I think you’ll agree! Just don’t try to go on diets - you are infinitely beautiful without them!
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Good luck, happiness! Happy Birthday! Emotions, joy? can't be counted! Let the mood be great, Let the whole day be in your honor:
Let them say compliments in the morning, By lunchtime? they will give you a bonus, and in the evening? the concert will be shown and fireworks will go off!
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I wish you a woman’s happiness, so that your beloved is nearby, and at the same time every macho sees you off with a playful glance.
So that passion always excites your imagination. I wish you to be a queen in life on your birthday!
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"How are you?" - we will ask you lovingly, And you will answer us: “What’s the difference! After all, today I have become a year older, And my head is full of nonsense!” And we will answer you: “There is no need to be sad, Turn your gaze to heaven! They will bless your path in life, They will help you not to turn aside from it!”
Cool and funny happy birthday greetings in verse to a woman
Home / Happy birthday greetings / Funny congratulations / Funny greetings for a woman with humorFunny wishes and funny congratulations in verse to cheer up and give joy to your beloved girl, woman, friend on her birthday. Light and cheerful poems are sure to bring a smile and bright emotions.
Cool congratulation poems on your birthday - welcome to the world of bright holiday greetings Holiday-SAM!
I wish you to live positively! Less work, more energy, Let your husband wash the floor in the apartment, Where he himself left behind. The children clean up the toys, the cat cleans his own toilet. And you take care of yourself and go out into the world looking beautiful. ©
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Happy birthday, congratulations! I hug and wish you: Positive, fun! And good luck in any matter! Smile, don’t get sick, and don’t grow old in your soul! Live to the fullest, Renovate the “cell”, Grow gardens at the dacha, Don’t be sad about nonsense, Be a queen in life and boldly kick all the “bastards”! To love and be loved, but most importantly, to be happy! I love you, dear! You are beautiful dear! Let today begin your countdown to a better life! After all, Moscow (another city) doesn’t believe in tears! Open any door with your feet! ©
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You are beautiful, you are priceless! Everyone around you forgets, You take it on your birthday, Stop doing everything suddenly. Let them wash the dishes themselves, let them prepare the soup themselves, and carry bags from the grocery store. They do their homework themselves, they hang their laundry themselves, they wash, iron, clean, cut, and pay their rent at the cash register. You are beautiful, you are priceless, May your whole family carry you in their arms on your birthday and forever! ©
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I wish to become a Runet star, to receive money for it, to achieve all plans, dreams, desires and recognition in high society. Have an elite apartment, Travel the world, I wish you wild adventures and sparkling entertainment! ©
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Happy birthday! From the bottom of my heart I wish you: No problems, No need to go on vacation, A new dacha, a car, A fur coat, shoes and coats, All the new items in your wardrobe, Not Chinese, but in fashion. Don’t go to work, eat and drink in restaurants, so that your man (so that your husband) is rich, can pay for all this! ©
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Happy birsday, my dear! I wish you from the bottom of my heart: So that everyone appreciates it at home, So that they take it to bed, So that they don’t burden you with anything, So that they please and adore you. So that you, like a queen, only have time to open your mouth, And in a second, at the same hour, Your decree was carried out. Doubts are not appropriate here, Everyone has known this for a long time, These are not dreams at all, You deserve this! ©
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To congratulate you on your birthday, I hurry with all my heart, Please read all the congratulations, And fulfill them all, please! Stop dragging like a horse already, Everything on your one hump, I know that you can do it, But it’s not about your “I can.” After all, you are a woman! Forgot? So remember, it's finally! Start living for yourself from now on, you can handle it! Well done! ©
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Smiling every hour is time! To have a ton of money - that's two! Being happy in love is three! Live in your own big apartment - we’ll put four here! And not knowing any problems is five! And then 6,7,8,9, ten You can be a beauty without weighing your nose! ©
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May joy, laughter and happiness be in your hands and power, Eat caviar, lie in the breeze, Make your dreams and whims come true! Leave your problems and worries on the side of the road, And to be completely calm, take a “control” shot at them! ©
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Don’t look at the date, lock your passport in the closet! Everyone there lies about your age, You are still young! Energetic, pretty, positive and smart! There are still a hundred years ahead of achievements and victories. So enjoy and enjoy. That’s the whole secret of life! ©
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I wish you a friend, always an obedient spouse. So that the child brings dear Five home. So that you rest more often, you don’t know any problems or worries. So that we meet more often, have fun, have fun! ©
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I beat the drums and play the horn! Congratulations to you, beauty! Today is your holiday - Hurray! So we will sing until the morning. So that our voices can be heard by the whole district. And now, about wishes, May all your dreams come true, May life make every effort, May everything come true as you want. ©
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For a husband to always be in love, And for a million-dollar income, To dine in restaurants, For a tip of a hundred thousand in your pockets. Newfangled outfits suitable for going out, having fun more often and enjoying life! ©
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Today I am a goldfish, I will do whatever you want. And while you are bending your fingers, I know what you are dreaming about. Health in the family and success with your husband. A cozy home, obedient children. Holidays by the sea In a good hotel, So that you can bask in the morning Longer in bed. Stable income, Never grow old, So that you can wear jeans like you did at twenty.. Everything will be so, I promise you! I love you, happy birthday, congratulations! ©
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You have always amazed us with your style, character, and beauty. May she continue to maintain her positivity and status. So that life brings you enchanting surprises, So that in a year, like today, You will gather us again! And of course, in conclusion, I can’t help but say: Well, Sergeevna (or another patronymic), Happy birthday! Continue to live, don’t lose heart! ©
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You are a sparkling lady, you are a perfection lady! For every man, you are bliss! So know your worth and set the bar higher, So that you can live not in a hut, but under a luxurious roof. To relax in expensive hotels, And not count other people's money, your own. May everything in life be a full cup. Accept our congratulations with love! ©
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Move to live in the capital, go on vacation to Nice. Drink Crystal champagne, So that my husband... can stand. So that he would be an oligarch, With a villa, a yacht, with money, He would carry you in his arms And idolize you all his life. ©
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Birthday is the main holiday, so celebrate it boldly! New Year is always wonderful! More beautiful, better, more fun! May your health be good and your pleasure not rare! To have friends nearby, After all, it’s impossible without us! ©
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Happy Birthday, beauty and goddess! Let it come true urgently! Now and from now on - My congratulations, my wishes, You deserve happiness, success, recognition! New subscribers, so that on Instagram, Thousands of likes were immediately given. You have become even more popular and cooler, You have eclipsed all the best of them. May all heights await you ahead, Wealth, luck and a world of beauty, May your goals be accomplished and success be conquered. And whoever you wish will fall in love forever. ©
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I wish I had fewer wrinkles, no lifts, and no pain at all. To be as radiant as sunlight. Not a market woman even at seventy years old! Don’t let my hint bother you, After all, I’m training a cocky style. On your birthday I give you this verse, I wish you patience, young guys.
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Your holiday has come - your birthday! I seriously wish you: Incredible luck, So that you have a whole lot of luck. Let them appreciate, love and pamper. Just like today - all year long. And let your loved ones kiss the top of your head, your hand, your cheek, your mouth. Surprises in life, adventures, reliable shoulders, straight roads. Let dishes, brooms and dustpans not ruin your mood!
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Let smiles, joy and luck be with you everywhere in your noisy and lively crowd, arm in arm with happiness and inspiration. Let your beauty of men, as before, intoxicate everyone, driving them crazy. May everyone's dreams and hopes come true. In short, happy birthday to you!
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Happy birthday darling, there is a reason to be happy! May your life be like raspberries both on holidays and on weekdays! Let everything come true from now on, And the income will always remain, The love in the heart will not cool down, And luck will not forget!
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I wish you more rest, swimming and sunbathing at the sea. Celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity, To wake up with a sore head! But before that, after the banquet, have a fun night until dawn! Have fabulous days and fun nights, good friends to you, true friends!
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A cheerful birthday is in our rules, friend. Open the doors quickly so that we can hug each other. Let's dance and dance, Sing songs in chorus, Let our neighbors know ours - We won't let you down.
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Happy birthday madam! From the bottom of my heart I wish you a whole kilogram of happiness, so that you can live radiantly. And also a bag of goodness, Three tons of success, Palm trees, villas, boats For your amusement. A sea of simple joys, Mountains of positivity, Crowds of single and unpretentious princes!
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To my dear lady on her birthday, It’s so nice to wish... A suitcase of great fun, To laugh all your life! A barrel full of love, So that every new day you can get drunk and bloom, driving out melancholy and laziness!
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Happy birthday, oh lady! Let the Prince wait for you in a convertible, Happy fate. So that the closets are always bursting with expensive new things, All dreams come true - From serious to any!
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Oh, and today is a nasty day! My head is bursting at the seams. A mystery torments me: What did I forget to tell you? News and all the excitement We seem to have discussed... Damn! It's your birthday! This needs to be washed!
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Happy birthday, dear! Let it all be yours: the penthouse, the servants, your own personal yacht! In the center - a personal apartment, Dress in boutiques, And only go crazy with fat, And live like in your dreams!
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Happy birthday friend, Happy birthday my light! You and I have known each other for dozens of years And you have been all these years You are as good as an angel Because by nature You are an open soul How much do you and I need, So that there are no wrinkles, So that the children are nearby, And the attention of men For health, for good luck , So that life is easy, So that there is a car, a dacha, Let's drink cognac together!
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Happy birthday, enchantress! Let the best happen. No to gray hairs and wrinkles, Yes to success and men. No - to losses, defeats, Yes - to discoveries and achievements. No - to sorrows, failures, Yes - to your hot dreams. No to separation and confusion, Yes to love and pleasures.
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You have a sense of humor, which means you will appreciate this verse! I wish you a sweet life and congratulate you on your birthday. Let every day be successful and fruitful, definitely! Brings only dividends, good luck, happiness, compliments! I wish you not to grow old forever, And to carouse and burn for a hundred years!
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Happy birthday to you, beauty! Let your head float with happiness And fate confidently, like a boat, Guides you to the paradise islands.
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You are our beautiful maiden, You must be born this way. You are a master at singing and dancing, how can you not have fun with you? Stay like this, businesslike and mischievous. Never be discouraged, Just know the limits of everything. Happy birthday to you, Our main star.
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Happy birthday and I wish you to become insolent: Become shamelessly charming, Don’t be sad and don’t grow old! To become prettier is to be the envy of others, To be desired, dear. Become very, very happy and captivate everyone with your beauty!
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I'll kiss you on both cheeks, I'll hug you in both hands. Accept the poems Happy Birthday poems! Let your wishes come true, May gifts rain down from the sky. And may your efforts bear fruit. Good health too, Love, just like on the screens. The boss is not harmful And vacation in distant countries.
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Well, beauty, happy birthday! Have you had the patience to receive congratulations, smile and listen? On my own behalf, I personally wish you Chic, metropolitan luxury. To have a slim figure. In general, look glamorous. Precious jewelry, Invitations to buffet tables. Feel like a goddess, a gossip heroine!
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Today is your holiday. Not just a birthday, Today is a super anniversary, Nature's inspiration.
You are a queen, you are a star, You are dazzlingly beautiful, And let the years not change, Your face is always beautifully sweet.
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Today is the best holiday - You are born again! Today you are twenty again, And you are beautiful - no doubt about it. You slay with just one look, You are just a dream woman! You are always welcome everywhere... So be like this always.
Smart, modest, strong, stubborn - All the best in you has come together. You are a friend, my beloved, you are a mother... And if something doesn’t come true, just make a wish. Let your dreams come true! And we, friends, will help you. Health, happiness and love!
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You are a woman! And you are always beautiful - Goddess of dreams, queen of beauty. After all, nature did not create in vain Exciting tender features.
Please accept congratulations on your anniversary. Be happy and forever young. Love and endless luck Let your home not be ignored.
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For a woman on her anniversary, there is both joy and sadness in her soul. You have become brighter and wiser, And yet you feel a little sorry for yourself:
There won’t be more than 18, There won’t even be 23. And you won’t be able to keep up with the years, You won’t tell the time - “freeze.”
We want to wish today, Without slowing down the pace of life. To love, create and admire, let success be your reward.
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Be gentle, be brave, be reasonable. Be correct, be reasonable, be amazing.
And good luck and success to you on the path of life, So that you find joy, So that you don’t find grief.
Congratulations on the round date, Happy birthday! Shine with stately beauty To the pride of generations.
We wish only happiness to you and your loved ones. We present all gifts with a low bow.
Be important, be needed, be wonderful. Be generous. Be attractive.
Don’t get sick or get sick, Be the most beautiful and you won’t know sadness, Live a happy life!
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Today the holiday is celebrated by one most beautiful lady. She is extraordinarily tender, always beautiful and desirable.
In order to achieve favor, I hasten to congratulate you on this joyful and bright, wonderful, wonderful anniversary.
I wish you, beautiful lady, great success, happiness, affection. Let joy flow like a waterfall, Big and colorful, like in a fairy tale.
I wish you health, love, luck and many, many beautiful words. You are so worthy of admiration and bright, great happiness.
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You have become more beautiful over the years, Our sun, our joy! Sparing no compliments, Congratulations on your anniversary!
Let the road be easy, let anxiety pass by. More joyful events, Live in pleasure.
Travel, dream, Never lose heart. Mischievous mood, Happiness, light, inspiration!
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Today is the day of wine glasses and guests, Today is your wonderful anniversary! For a woman there is no word for age or year. You are always good, beautiful, like a star!
We wish you to shine brightly and sparkle, to look wonderful, to succeed everywhere, may good luck and success accompany you, and may your life be happy for many, many years to come!
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I congratulate you on your anniversary and wish from the bottom of my heart that your life is like raspberries and that success lives with you.
Let him enter the house quietly, Let him settle there in a corner, So that he can always accompany you with happiness and health.
May beauty be with you, more prosperity and love. You are 18 again, today we will celebrate them again!
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Again, the line has been drawn, Life is entering a new phase, But the anniversary is not a frequent guest, And it does not come every year.
We wish you to soar like a butterfly, to dissolve in pleasant words, to be in a great mood, to spin, dance, laugh!
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Today is a big anniversary, and it’s so wonderful! I wish your life to be like a holiday! So that it is always cozy in a warm and big house, So that the whole huge family always loves you. I wish you not to know sorrows and always live in abundance, I wish you to go on vacation, drink and eat sweets there. So that luck never leaves you, So that your huge wallet rings and rustles!
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We are happy to congratulate this lady on her anniversary, and we hasten to wish that your next vacation will certainly be in the Bahamas, so that you receive diamonds and silks as a gift.
The figure is like that of VIAgra, and the fans in love, Write portraits and emotional poems, Let serenades howl under the windows, Suitors rich in soul and body.
But the dearest of all should remain the one whose shoulder is always close, And let every day begin with the words: “Well, dear, quickly defeat me!”
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Congratulations on your anniversary and we wish that you will always be the most beautiful of all and forever young.
So that men in herds would run after you, thrilled, and throw pearls at you, not daring to come close.
So that your husband, looking at this, Never objects, So that he always gets along with you, Honors, loves and respects you!
