Cool toasts and congratulations to a man
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In Siberia they say: a thousand kilometers is not a distance, a hundred deer is not a herd, sixty degrees is not frost, fifty years is not an age! This means our hero of the day is still a baby and everything is ahead of him. We wish you, in fifty years, to come out of baby's swaddling clothes and grow up.
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They say that the voice of those crying in the wilderness will be heard if they cry in unison. Let us all wish the birthday boy happiness in unison so that we can be heard even in the Sahara!
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Hang a banana and tangerines on a light bulb, beat a drum, play tambourines. Throw away superstitions, throw away embarrassments, Collect plants in a bouquet, Hurry up to visit. Take heart! Despite the longest holiday, Congratulate the hero of the day. Well, be healthy, prankster!
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They say that when God sculpted people from clay, he had a lot of spare parts left. In one corner lay long slender legs, a short skirt and flapping eyes. When God turned away, the whole thing giggled and ran off to drink coffee - that’s how the secretaries appeared.
In another corner lay a tie, an iPhone, a formal suit and a folder with papers. When God was distracted, the suit tied his tie, took the folder, talked on the phone, said in a deep voice: “I’ll be there soon,” and left in an unknown direction - that’s how the bosses appeared.
And in the third corner lay a huge pile of brains, stubble, jeans and a mug of tea. When God left for lunch, all this stood up and thoughtfully wandered to the nearest computer - that’s how the programmers appeared.
So let's drink to our birthday boy, a representative of the intellectual profession! (by changing the selection of component parts, this toast can be applied to any profession).
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Kozma Prutkov said: “A specialist is like gumboil - his completeness is one-sided.” Let's drink to the versatility of our birthday boy's nature!
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A man crawls through the desert and groans: “Water! Water!". A fellow sufferer crawls towards him and wails: “Tie! Tie!". The man thought that the heat and thirst had completely melted his brains. And then a fortress surrounded by high walls stands in his way. The crystal gates in this wall open with gentle music, and the man sees a magical garden with juicy fruits, cool shade, and jets of fountains sparkling in the sun. The man crawls with all his strength to the gate, and then a voice is heard: “Sorry, man, we don’t let you in without a tie!” - and the gates close with gentle music... So let’s drink to the birthday boy, the most elegant of all the men sitting at this table!
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Drink seven times and eat once. We didn’t come here to eat or even drink. We came to congratulate our wonderful friend, which we will do immediately!
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Silence is golden, but if you remain silent too much, you will be robbed. Therefore, I will not remain silent, but will say: all the most wonderful and kind to you, dear!
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The sharpness of the mind does not tolerate extensive explanations: and what is the use of extensiveness, if it is convenient to express oneself without it? Polyphony characterizes human feeblemindedness. All those speeches and letters in which there are more words than thoughts show a stupid person... What am I talking about? Oh, yes - I propose to drink to the birthday boy!
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No matter how much you feed the wolf, he eats and eats... No matter how much you feed the Russian, it’s not enough for him... No matter how many wishes you say to the birthday boy, you can’t say everything. For your main day of the year!
And so that suddenly in the midst of the holiday there is not enough, you need a moonshine still. And you can easily get all types of drinks on the device: from aromatic distillates to alcohol of maximum strength.
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They say what's on the sober mind, is on the tongue of the drunk. Whoever says that I am sober is already drunk. And I will take advantage of my privilege and say: dear birthday boy, we love you!
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Sometimes it's better to chew than to talk. Sometimes it's better to drink than to eat. And we will have a drink and a snack, and wish the birthday boy happiness, and the Americans will finish their chewing gum!
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Not an actor, not a conductor, Not a famous director, Not an all-powerful deputy, But I’m very happy to congratulate you! From a free, simple congratulatory word: Happy birthday and happiness in it!
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I have wishes for the glass. So that she would walk around, drink wine, seasoned with pleasant speech, always beckon, full of wine, her friends would drink to the very bottom!
For the anniversary
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Today we are brought together by a wonderful date - the 30th anniversary of a man who is called our friend! It cannot be said that this is a significant anniversary, however, an intermediate result can be summed up. What has the hero of the day achieved by this day? I made many loyal friends who are ready to help at any second. A faithful wife who pleases his eyes, body and stomach. I bought a home, albeit small for now, but it was my own. By and large, he has already done a lot, all that remains is to support it all. My friend, remember - we are always nearby and are ready to gather in the same team exactly 30 years later to sum up the next result!
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From time immemorial it was believed that a man is the personification of responsibility. He should always be in front if the tribe went to battle or hunt. His name was meant to inspire fear and respect at the same time. Thousands of years have passed, but the meaning of a man has not changed. Our hero of the day has achieved a lot by the age of 45 - he found the one with whom he connected his life, gave birth to children and is raising everyone with dignity. He is an excellent employee and a skillful leader, he is an example for his comrades and a strong shoulder for his friends, and his name makes his enemies sweat. I wish you to remain the same, and if you decide to change something, then only in a positive way!
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Our dear hero of the day, we all came to your house today to express words of love and assure you of eternal fidelity to you. You have lived the first 50 years of your life, during which you don’t need to hide your eyes or blush. I have always been amazed at how easily you manage to cope with all the difficulties in life. And now I see that you simply live every day brightly, as if these are your last minutes on earth. I wish you simple human happiness and love, you already have the rest!
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You can often hear that a man must do this or he must be like this. However, looking at our hero of the day, we can safely say that he does not live by generally accepted norms and is constantly cheerful and enjoys every new day. 60 years is not a serious date for a man; we can safely say that everything is still ahead! The main thing is health, take care of it, be happy, our dear man!
Cool toasts and congratulations to a woman
Toasts for women have a certain peculiarity: they can be said to almost any lady, be it a sister, a friend, a boss, because all women in the world dream of the same thing: love, youth, wealth. You can continue this list yourself by studying our selection. In it you will find funny toasts for a woman’s birthday, toasts for women and about women, toasts for a female company, and of course toasts and congratulations for friends.
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My toast to women! If I am a planet, then a woman is like the sky above me, forever nourishing the globe with gentle warmth and light!
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Kind and gentle, smart and beautiful... You were created miraculously by nature, Like a fairy tale, like a song, like a mountain stream - Swift, pure, free, no one's. So be full of health and happiness! There is only one you in my heart!
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A husband wakes up his wife in the middle of the night and says: “You’re wearing aspirin, take it.” The wife, surprised, asks: “Why do I need aspirin? My head doesn’t hurt...” Her husband: “Aha-ah!..”. Let's raise our glasses so that love doesn't take our birthday girl by surprise.
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Let your wishes come true, May your dreams come true. Not just on your birthday, Be a beauty queen.
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A true woman will definitely appreciate a pleasant male company, and (name of the birthday girl) will definitely make sure that a company of pleasant men appreciates her. Let's drink to our birthday girl, who is highly valued by all the men present here!
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My dear candy! Happy Birthday, my darling! Let the party happen soon in your nice cozy little apartment. Let invited guests come to you, And fill you up to the brim with all foreign gifts From Paris, Milan, Alaska. They will wish you health and joy, And success without any regard, Various goodies and sweets, Comfort and happiness as in a fairy tale!
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I wish you to be like candy: beautiful on the outside, but sweet inside, all covered in “chocolate” and with a “twist”. And so that you find a sweet tooth who cannot refuse you.
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Look at foreign women - what can they do, what can they accomplish? And look at us. No, as long as there are women like us in Russia, she is invincible! For Russian women!
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I wish you speed in work, vigor in health, eternity in happiness, infinity in life. From the sun - warmth, From people - kindness, From my husband - love, And only happiness lies ahead!
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I wish you positive things in life, So that even a cake is useful, So that one bonus is enough, A quick trip to the Vyatichi resort, So that prices don’t bite, Fate is sweet, kind, And all the time brings plenty of comfort and warmth!
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In connection with the increase in food prices, Sarah offers Rose: “If you agree that I fry eggs in your lard, I will allow you to cook meat in my soup.”
Dear ladies, here’s to you, thrifty and thrifty people!
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There are women with whom no one ever falls in love, but whom everyone loves. There are women with whom everyone falls in love, but whom no one loves. There are women whom everyone loves, but only one is in love. Of these three categories of women, only the latter are happy. So let's drink to happy women!
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Let your birthday be held with music and a martini! Let your smile fly to your beloved man! Let your friends be joyful and your loved ones healthy! May life give you happiness and comfort under the roof of your home!
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High flights, soft landings, So that the soul is not spoiled by a sad aftertaste, Joy, happiness - and quickly so that Life would be more cheerful, more fun, Meetings of unusual, close ones - healthy And joyful new impressions!
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The years are rushing by - steamships, see them off in a glimpse! You only become more beautiful with age - don’t forget this! Smile beautifully, After all, today is your holiday, Stay sweet, kind, With a light, affectionate soul!
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For us, young, beautiful and, despite this, smart!
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Some people love businessmen, Some people love sailors. Well, my friend, love real men!
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The daughter asks the mother: “Mom, you have a lot of life experience, tell me how to find out whether I have chosen a good husband or not?” After thinking, the mother replied: “If it’s bad, you’ll notice right away.” If it's good, never. Let's have a drink, girls, so you never notice!
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I wish blue stars in your palm. I wish you a love as bright as fire, I wish you a life that is not steep, and to live only for yourself, not for others!
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Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!
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Amazing mood, Have a great holiday, Love to the point of dizziness, Happy Birthday!
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For the fact that we love, for the fact that we are loved, for the fact that we meet, for the fact that we wait, for the fact that we are kept by the angel of life, for the fact that we breathe, for the fact that we live!
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For the lovely ladies - charming ones, We will drink a few glasses, And our hearts will become more cheerful. Hurry, my friend, pour some wine!
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You are very Russian. You are very Russian! From Russian burning gardens, May winter or autumn not touch Your semi-precious years!
Caucasian
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There is an old Caucasian toast that is suitable for our event:
A long time ago, two people lived in the Caucasus mountains. Both were absolute opposites of each other, like the moon and the sun, day and night, light and darkness. Despite this, they also had one thing in common - they were born on the same day, albeit in different villages, their fathers were very rich, and their wives were very beautiful.
One lived as if he was living his last day - he rejoiced in the sun, guests and friends, loved his wife and children, tried to help everyone. The smile never left his face, even in moments of bitterness he did not get upset. The second was always dissatisfied with something - he got angry over trifles, constantly suspected his wife of cheating, and was distrustful of his friends.
Many years passed, they met old age, but they met it in different ways. The first thanked the Almighty for the gift of life, and the second reproached Him. However, on his deathbed, one passed away easily - with a smile, surrounded by friends, and the second - finally understood why he was given life, but it was too late.
I want to drink to our dear birthday boy - may the Lord give him an easy life full of earthly joys, and he will gratefully accept it. Of course, without forgetting us, your friends!
