We have put together for you a wonderful selection of humorous and funny toasts to congratulate a woman on her birthday. It is advisable to prepare funny toasts with humor for your birthday in advance. Both poetry and prose are suitable for a feast, so in our collection you will find both. We try to make the most interesting selections of toasts for all occasions. Come visit us - you won't be bored with us!
Cool toasts for a woman’s birthday in verse
Happy birsday, my dear! I congratulate you, I wish you women’s happiness, I drink to the dregs for you! Be smiling and sweet, Be healthy, never have troubles, Be always, always beautiful, Forget all the bad things!
There is never too much happiness, no matter how much you wish for. We miss him all the time. So raise your glasses! We drink so that there is a lot of happiness, and love to overflowing, And earthly goodness for you, Just drink to the bottom!
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A toast to your anniversary I wanted to say, Don’t you dare be sad, don’t you dare get sick, And sigh from melancholy! Always be bright, feminine, Let your soul sing! Don't give a damn about age, don't care about years - You're always good!
We can congratulate you, But only on your birth, I can’t help but say happy anniversary! It is necessary to ban anniversaries for beautiful people, and even more so to forget their age!
Science has long recognized this fact: Like geniuses, there are few beautiful women! They are all here in Russia, and the reason is We, modest Russian men!
The older you are, the more beautiful you are, I wish you to be happy, I wish you not to grow old, but only to grow younger every day!
I wish you to be desired, I wish you a glorious life, Today I drink to you, I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
Today only one toast is sacred - To a woman! After all, this is a lot. So that they can stand at full height and hold their heads high! Glory to our girls, tender and lovely! Glory to our women, dear and amiable!
On your birthday I want to wish you smiles and shine with happiness, good luck and a bag of luck, I wish your wallet to be full, a good boss and friendly colleagues, health to you and all your loved ones forever!
Happy birthday, dear, Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! We've been in a hurry for a long time to raise a toast to your happiness. Let all adversity go away and let sorrow go away, only joy for you, (name), let your years bring you. Be cheerful and happy, And beautiful, as you are now. May good luck accompany you Every day and every hour.
It’s good to be a woman in a mink coat... It might not be in mink, but it’s not the same. It’s good to be a woman driving a car... You can be on a bus, but it’s not the same. It would be nice to have a salary, maybe a hundred thousand... It could be fifteen, but it’s not the same. So let's raise our glasses so that we have only THAT!
We wish you to always be like this: Good, kind and simple, For your husband - a loving wife, For your grandchildren - a dear grandmother, For your daughter-in-law - a tender mother, And for your children, like all mothers - the same. And don’t be sorry that life flies by, Your age is colored by years, Let the frost of your hair turn silver, Consider it to be from nature. I offer this toast With all my heart, with love, Let it be simple today: For life and health!
I drink to your years, I want to wish you happiness, May you always bloom, Never know evil!
So that what you dream about comes true, You are beautiful, you know it, Be special, desirable, Amazing, spontaneous!
I wish you happiness, So that there are no troubles, Down with bad weather, madam. So that life would be a resort.
Good health to you, dear. Let's raise a glass. Today you are beautiful, like fog over the river!
Only good luck to you in life. Today you bloomed like a rose. I wish to become richer, so that life is bright.
Happy Birthday! Hurry up and put your pocket in your pocket: Life will fill you with pleasures and a glass of success. A mug of happiness, a glass of light - The mixture is such that hold on: Let your joyful life become this cocktail!
On my birthday I wish you to be young and not grow old. Always be the same beautiful, And not regret anything!
Be sweet, bright and spectacular, Kill all men on the spot. So that any passerby will only recognize you as the queen!
The sweetest, wisest woman, I congratulate you today! Happiness, good luck, love and health, Let your dream come true!
Joy, lightness, of course, prosperity, I will drink my glass to the bottom for you, May everything be in order in your life, Never know sadness!
I drink so that you can warm yourself in a fur coat in winter And let there be five of them, To change every day! Let your personal driver carry the packages for you. Well, I wanted to wish for a sponsor to match!
She is as playful as a fish, flexible as an acrobat. And her tongue is sharp, And her temperament is like a fire! In the heat, cool as a fountain, covered in mystery, like fog. A little scarlet, a little jealous, But amazingly charming! So, my toast is extremely simple: I drink to her charm, talents, to simplicity and elegance. Because women are like expensive diamonds. But here's the problem: one misfortune, That the diamond can... be stolen!
Comrades, attention, I want to raise a glass, To a beautiful woman, And to her destiny! May she be lucky, and most importantly, happy, Happy birthday, beautiful, A glass to the bottom for you!
I’ll drink to you today, I wish you well, The year has flown by unnoticed, But the year suits you! I wish you happiness, So that all your dreams come true, So that grievances are forgotten, Your loved ones are nearby!
Teeth like pearls, stronger every day! Legs - a sight for sore eyes - Slimmer every day! Gorgeous hair - you never dreamed of it! They cooked for three - I was the only one who got it! I don’t listen to anyone, since they shame and criticize me! BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST! BECAUSE I KNOW.
My dear friend, I am very happy for you. You always look beautiful, And the years have no power over you. I wish you to sparkle like a star, prosper materially, bloom, smell fragrant, love! We will all drink to this.
Today I will drink to the bottom for ordinary female happiness And I wish you good luck, May your dream come to life!
May you have 20 pairs of the most fashionable shoes in your wardrobe, May you always remain fashionable, May life be more fun!
So that you wear expensive furs, So that there are flowers for no reason, So that the jewelry is all gold, So that your wishes come true!
Happy Birthday! Jokes, laughter and luck, Keep the smile on your face, Grab the goldfish.
To be a very important person, Nice and brave, To live in a great mood, Well, in short, happy birthday!
I raise a glass to you, To your wisdom, beauty, I wish you feminine happiness, And I wish you to make your dream come true!
Let everything be excellent, I drink today, to your years, Such a beautiful woman, May you always remain like this!
I wish you many Caucasian years, so as not to count your years! So that the ability to make eyes never disappears! So that the “Indian summer” will be long, So that the victories will have an easy score, So that everything will flow easily, like this Drink will flow down your throat!
My glass will ring with a toast: I wish the tender, loving and faithful Hero of the Day to be both brave and exemplary.
For all of us, you are an example of Wisdom and feminine strength. Inspiration, good luck and universal love to you!
Beautiful toasts to women
Let's drink to charm and charm, to captivating smiles! For women's eyes not to go out! For us to have a direct connection to their sense of completeness!
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If a friendly conversation with a woman lasts long after midnight, it can be called intrusive. Here's to women with whom you can fall asleep early!
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Wherever you invite a woman, she will still lead you by the hand to the registry office door. Let's drink to purposeful women!
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A hot woman can be compared to boiling water. Let's drink so that it doesn't boil in vain!
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Why do we choose only one out of many beautiful women? That's just how nature works! Let's drink to the universal law of gravity!
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A wife cheated on her husband once - a brick fell out of the wall. I changed it a second time and the second brick fell out. So let's drink to the women before whom walls crumble!
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Many centuries ago, God created the Earth. To make the Earth beautiful, he created Adam and Eve. So let’s drain these glasses for the women, thanks to whose betrayal we all descended from monkeys.
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Dear women! Bewitch, ignite, burn, incinerate! For women who, like ginseng, who, like money, attract us!
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Without women we are poor, thin and pale, bent and bent, slightly abnormal. But with women it’s the other way around! For that turn, when it’s the other way around, we’ll send the glasses into our mouths. For dear women!
Short and funny toasts for a woman’s birthday
I wish you happiness, So that there are no troubles, Down with bad weather, madam. So that life is a resort.
For you to be the best dressed in winter and summer. So that in hot and cold she always rides in a wheelbarrow. And so that during the day and in the dark night she would be very, very beautiful!
What can I wish for you? Wealth? Good luck? Everyone wants their own thing in life. And we wish you just happiness, so that there is a little bit of everything!
Let a man fly in in a helicopter, Give you money instead of a popsicle, And take you with him to your personal island, And there everything will be like in the movies!
I raise my wine glass, My soul demands to congratulate you, I wish you to always be yourself, After all, you are beautiful and incredibly good!
Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
Joy, lightness, of course prosperity, I will drink my glass to the bottom for you, May everything be in order in your life, Never know sadness!
Congratulations, hugs, and shout Hurray to you!!! You are Miss World, Miss Universe and Miss This Table!
Congratulations on your birthday. And I wish you not to get sick. Sweet life, like a jar of jam. And love, and not growing old at all!
Always catch men's gazes, And only choose a prince! And money - we don’t need enough - So that life resembles paradise!
Let the spruce trees moan, the blizzard cry, Let there be complete darkness outside the window, But here we are as if under the sun of the south. So for you, my hot toast!
I’m going to say a toast, I’m already standing with a glass: For your great happiness, I’ll dance and sing!
So that you wear expensive furs, So that there are flowers for no reason, So that the jewelry is all gold, So that your wishes come true!
I wish you love and a sea of flowers, prosperity, luck, kind words, always remain as blooming, may life be better and better every day!
I raise a glass to her birthday, And I drink to the health of a beautiful woman, I wish her happiness, joy, goodness, And make her cherished dream come true!
I wish that life seems like a real fairy tale to you, a bale of health, a bag of love, and a large box of money!
Be your husband desired and loved by everyone, always charming, unique! Let your eyes shine with happiness forever! Our toast to you! Let them pour some more!
Happy birthday! I wish you to be lucky, to be cheerful and rich, to live not only on your salary, but to have other income, and, of course, not to grow old!
Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
What does a woman need to be happy? A ring and a chocolate bar, a car, a brand new fur coat, a kiss on the lips. So let's drink so that you will always be completely happy!
Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary.
This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
Toasts to a woman’s anniversary: 50 meaningful congratulations ✍
I wish you today, dear birthday girl, that the biggest problem in your life will be the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!
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I wish you inspiration in your work, warmth and kindness in your family circle. Among friends, love and respect And in the life of a dream come true!
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Let there be an ocean of happiness, a universe of success, and let there be less grief than a glass, and hide that one away!
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let your life be an eternal shower of stars!
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May your soul always be open to goodness, your heart noble, your appearance beautiful, and your home rich!
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Congratulations, and I wish your life to be like champagne, light, exciting, beautiful and overflowing!
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I wish you have everything in life! AND EXPECTED pleasures, and pleasant SURPRISES!
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You are like a magical, sweet dream, I want it to last forever! You are my angel, the keys to heaven, Happy birthday, dear!
Comic happy birthday greetings to a woman with humor
To the best women in the world - let's drink to us! Let modesty only suit ugly girls! And we don’t treat them like that. We drink to us, to superwomen, girlfriend! For the fact that right into the stacks Men fell from us and admired us! And that they, sincerely loving us, dedicated poems, odes, verses.
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In one of the marriage agencies, in the women's room there was an announcement with the following content: “To get married, a woman needs to be smart enough to please stupid men, and vulgar enough to please smart men.” Let's drink, friends, to please all men!
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Happy birthday: Beloved and valuable, Beautiful and gentle, Magical, wonderful, Heavenly woman. Be loved by friends, Always smart in dealing with enemies. I wish you well, So that your eyes are filled with fire, So that you are filled with passion, So that you experience maternal happiness. Happy birthday to a beautiful woman, like an angel descended from heaven.
Happy birthday, my dear, I congratulate you! There are a lot of congratulations, they can’t be counted now:
Radiant sunshine, Coffee in the morning. A broad-shouldered man, so that he could cook himself.
So that he loves and pleases, brings money, kisses and pampers... And idolizes!
So that the children don’t upset you, so that they take care of you, warm your mother’s heart and grow up healthy!
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We have gathered here to drink... So let's drink to the fact that we have gathered here!
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Women's happiness and family joy, On your birthday I wish for you, Less sadness, less nastiness, May fate bring you along the way. I want to be a woman of steel, so that happiness carries you like a wave, and love serves as that reward, with which evil dies completely. Don’t scold and forget the moments, When the heavens turned away, Celebrating a holiday, a birthday, Know that you are my beloved.
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Crash on your birthday, Organize a massive parade, Raise everyone's spirits, And tell about your talent. How cunning you can be, A submissive woman with a dream, How agile you can be sometimes, It’s not easy for men with you. You are an angel, you rushed to us from heaven, Like Eve brought life to everyone, you abused men, but you brought love to others.
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Oh, woman, we congratulate you, We wish you love, health and dreams, After all, there is no way to live without her now, A scientist without a dream is a fool. A dream breeds fantasy, And brings something new, I wish a woman to dream, To make her dreams come true as soon as possible. I wish you wishes, You will fulfill them, I know that, Desires will help you live, Strive for happiness, do not grieve, And cherish the thirst for life.
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I congratulate you with all my heart and raise my glass to you! Without any flattery I wish you two hundred years of health!!
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Beautiful, tender and cheerful, Charming, crazy, Always loved and in love, Forever young at heart, With fire in your chest, with a dream in your heart, Unattainable like a star, And an unsolved mystery You remain forever!
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On your birthday, don’t yawn - accept congratulations: If your friends are so real, If your career is so brilliant.
Relationships are romantic, Impressions are unusual, And salaries are only royal. Well, an account in a Swiss bank.
May your dreams come true, you deserve it!
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Beautiful, like a queen, Kind, smart and majestic, Everyone brings congratulations to you today with joyful delight! And everyone gives you gifts, armfuls of magnificent roses, postcards, songs and poems, they make you so happy! May you never encounter bad weather, grief and misfortune, but may tenderness, affection, inspiration find you without difficulties!
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Your sweet smile has become mysterious and tender, After all, your birthday has come and makes you happy! A tear glistens timidly in your eyes, But it’s not sad, You’re stupefied with joy And it’s not your fault! Let the ray of happiness in your life remain forever, And you shine and be loved, Like the most subtle person!
