Birthday toast in prose: a selection of the best birthday toasts, created by the funny humor site Megapositive. Prose is an oral or written text that lacks rhythm and rhyme, as signs of poetic speech. Any woman will be touched by a toast on her birthday in prose, but what if it also carries a deeper meaning? What you say will not go unnoticed, believe me.
Birthday toast in prose for a woman
God created the Indian woman to be hardworking, the African woman to be passionate, the French woman to be piquant, the German woman to be economical, and the American woman to be businesslike. And all these best feminine qualities are combined in you. Stay as wonderful and loved!
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We sincerely and from the bottom of our hearts congratulate you on your birthday. It’s not every day that such personalities are born that people want to imitate and that people are so drawn to. You are one of the few! I would like to wish a lot, but not a single word has such power to convey the entire ocean of goodness, light and warmth that we wish you! May all your hopes and goals come true. You have sufficient strength and inner potential to turn any dream into a long-awaited reality.
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May everything be as you dream today - the weather outside will be beautiful, and you will be in a wonderful mood! May everything that your guests wish for you today come true, and may your life be filled with light, happiness and kindness! Let the congratulations and toasts never cease, and let the best words sound in your honor! Let there be many smiles, sunshine, warmth and joy in life, and let happiness always live in the house!
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Let's drink to the love of my life, who today enters a completely new era! Darling, my love for you will never end because it is a thousand times deeper than the deepest ocean in this universe.
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I would like to take this opportunity to raise a toast to the most exceptional friend in the world - my sweet [name]. Darling, for making my life sweeter than honey, I pray that happiness always surrounds you like water surrounds an island. I love you so much.
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You are simply an incomparable beauty, a bright star, a precious pearl, striking in its purity and splendor! I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday! May fate please you with gifts, and may your days be filled with bright events and inspiration!
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I wish you the most important thing - be happy! This concept is very capacious and includes everything that is necessary in life! Don’t regret anything and always look forward with optimism and a smile! Happy birthday! Let everything turn out the way you intended! Cheerfulness to you, smiles, optimism - and a sea of positivity!
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I wish that every day is full of something new and better than the previous one! Let life be like a runway: only up, only forward, without disasters and shocks! I wish you to achieve everything you have planned! Good luck to you, luck and success in all your endeavors!
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I sincerely congratulate the most beautiful and kind woman in the world! I wish you to always combine fragility and strength, kindness and strength of character, sophistication and the ability to find a way out of any situation! I wish you to remain cheerful, positive and optimistic! Let a smile light up your face more often, because when a person smiles, everything goes great for him!
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They say that there are women in the world who are harmoniously endowed with all the virtues - they are beautiful in soul and body, intelligent and generous, reasonable and friendly. Today I can say - I know such a woman and now I congratulate her on her birthday! May everything you dream of come true! Let your every day begin with a smile! You are the best and most beloved, which means everything will always be perfect for you!
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One wise man said: The most amazing thing about a person is that he often grieves over the lost state, but as his life passes, he is not upset... Let us raise a toast to the fact that every day of our life will pass brightly and usefully.
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There are people whose birthday becomes a holiday not only for them, but also for all their friends. Congratulating such a person is already a joy. So let’s drink to you, the one who, with your birth, gave us an annual celebration and a good mood.
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Let it be like this: children become pride, love becomes the norm, friends become support, money becomes big, health becomes ironclad, and life becomes delightful. May all your aspirations come true, may all doors open, may fortune smile welcomingly, and may your dreams come true. For the birthday boy!
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Let the weather in your heart always be sunny, and your life be bright like a rainbow, in case of rain - so that you always have an umbrella with you, and let thunder and lightning be just gusts of happiness! Happy birthday!
Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary.
This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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- But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
Toast to a woman on her birthday
Birthday is a wonderful holiday. All the best on this day is only for you. You shouldn’t be sad that the years fly by, you need to rejoice in the experience and wisdom you have acquired. With all my heart I wish to see only the best in life, more positive things, less sad things, a sea of joy, mountains of money, more fun moments and a huge supply of health. Let's raise a glass to you!
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On this wonderful day - your birthday - I sincerely want to congratulate you! And I wish you the very least - may everything you have bring you joy, may everything you don’t have not be a necessity for you, may everything you dream about miraculously appear in your life. I wish you to be a happy person, enjoy every new day, find pleasure in familiar things, in a word, appreciate what you have. And may fate love you and present you with wonderful surprises!
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In our world, a woman has to be strong, take care of herself and her family on her fragile shoulders... But real strength is not in leading subordinates or knowing physics by heart, real strength is in femininity. On your birthday, I want to wish you to always remain, first of all, a real woman! Beautiful and graceful, a little mysterious! And, of course, be happy!
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Men swoon over your beauty, and women burst with envy! I want to congratulate this beauty on her birthday, wish you more love and warmth from your loved ones, so that everyone around you gives you smiles and admires your successes, so that your beauty always shines, and there are never sad days!
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What can you wish for such a beautiful flower like you on such a wonderful day?.. May there be fewer weeds growing in your field of life and more fragrant and intoxicating roses present. And the road along which you will walk will be covered with a carpet of colorful petals.
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Happy Birthday to the most charming, attractive, sweet, kind, smart, gorgeous woman in the world! I want to wish you to always remain loved, affectionate, gentle, beautiful, fragile, adored by men, respected at work and in demand by children.
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You have always impressed me with your wisdom, grace and prudence. You are something unearthly, perfect and amazing. Therefore, on your significant, much-awaited day, I wish not to lose my charisma, harmony, lightness and charm. I also wish to continue to surprise everyone with my beauty and give the people around you the opportunity to enjoy beauty.
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Today is the birthday of a modern, business-like, smart, cheerful woman. We wish our dear birthday girl good health, spring mood, inexhaustible vitality, warmth and comfort in the family, so that the coming years in your life leave only bright memories, give joy, kindness, hope and prosperity.
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May the sun shine brighter on this day, may the joy of life cover the darkness! What can I wish for you? Of course, health is the best gift! Happiness is the most beautiful gift! And I would like to wish you more love. Let it be huge, pure, like a diamond! We want the smile to never leave your face and your eyes to shine joyfully!
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I congratulate you on your birthday and wish you to bloom like a rose, like a tulip, and always be as tender as their petals. So that life in you is in full swing, or better yet, like a volcano. Be strong and powerful, like a pine tree, so that you don’t care about a hurricane, a storm, or severe cold or heat. Live without knowing thunderstorms and troubles for at least another 1000 years!
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Since the last time I saw the birthday girl, she has become a whole year older, but note that she has not changed at all. For the secret of eternal youth that she possesses!
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Our birthday girl has one serious drawback - every year she becomes cuter and more attractive. But we will forgive her for this shortcoming. Let's wish her to continue to be as young and energetic! The best congratulations in a humorous form can be original phrases on abstract topics. Funny toasts easily start the feast and set the tone for the holiday.
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I would like to wish you that if there are bumps on your life’s path, then only those that will throw you up!
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What does a woman need to be happy? Only a loving person nearby and home comfort. So let's drink to that. May you always have peace and contentment in your soul. Let your family and friends surround you with attention and care. I wish you to be truly happy! **** I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter minutes in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments
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The French say: “If in youth we have the face that nature gave us, then in maturity we have the one we deserve.” I absolutely agree with them, dear. You are always in a good mood, your charming smile delights us. And that’s why the years have no power over you. You radiate feminine beauty and kindness. On your birthday, I wish you to remain as cheerful and generous as you are. I kneel before you and raise this glass in your honor!
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For most women, a birthday not only leaves a smile on the face, but also brings sadness, because the woman becomes a year older. But let’s still remember how nature methodically creates pearls. Which cognac is most valued? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, overwhelming everyone like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as you are now.
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A wise man once said: “In life, you really don’t need anything more, you just need a little kindness.” I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl. Let her life have everything she needs and let the people around her give her the kindness and care that she so deserves!
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Congratulations on your birthday! I would like to wish you more vivid emotions and unforgettable impressions. To make your head spin with love, and the earth to disappear from under your feet with happiness. So that you are always warmed by the warm words of your loved ones, so that the shadow of disappointment never touches your heart. More smiles and positivity in your life. Live, dream, love, glow, enjoy, be surprised. Real feminine happiness to you!
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Dear, happy birthday to you. I wish that the bright sun shines through your window every day and its rays, along with the new day, bring you a lot of joy and love, fulfillment of hopes, good health and confidence in every new day. And may the peaceful sky above your head never be darkened by clouds of sorrows and worries, and may your face always be illuminated by a unique smile of happiness.
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Happy Birthday! I wish you pleasant meetings, always great news, joyful events, happy smiles around, faithful friends. And also fashionable new things, pleasant trips, romantic evenings, passionate love and a life full of bright impressions!
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May your soul be forever full of happiness and joy, and may your body be full of energy and vigor! Always love your family and be loved by your loved ones! Let cheerful children's laughter constantly sound in your home and let harmony and comfort reign! I wish you the fulfillment of all your cherished desires!
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Charming birthday girl, we congratulate you on this magical day of your birthday! We wish that every day is filled with magic and happiness, your heart trembles with love, your baggage of memories is overflowing with bright moments and mind-blowing emotions! Remain as blooming, bright, joyful, happy, with a mischievous twinkle in your eyes!
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Sweet, beautiful, charming and inimitable - in a word, a wonderful woman, I wish you a happy birthday. May the whole world be at your feet on this day, may there not be enough hands for all the bouquets and gifts. I wish you to always remain a magnificent woman, inspiring the hearts of your loved ones with your radiant smile, filling your life with numerous victories, happy stories and joyful emotions.
Beautiful toasts to women
Let's drink to charm and charm, to captivating smiles! For women's eyes not to go out! For us to have a direct connection to their sense of completeness!
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If a friendly conversation with a woman lasts long after midnight, it can be called intrusive. Here's to women with whom you can fall asleep early!
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- Wherever you invite a woman, she will still lead you by the hand to the registry office door. Let's drink to purposeful women!
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A hot woman can be compared to boiling water. Let's drink so that it doesn't boil in vain!
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Why do we choose only one out of many beautiful women? That's just how nature works! Let's drink to the universal law of gravity!
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A wife cheated on her husband once - a brick fell out of the wall. I changed it a second time and the second brick fell out. So let's drink to the women before whom walls crumble!
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Many centuries ago, God created the Earth. To make the Earth beautiful, he created Adam and Eve. So let’s drain these glasses for the women, thanks to whose betrayal we all descended from monkeys.
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- Dear women! Bewitch, ignite, burn, incinerate! For women who, like ginseng, who, like money, attract us!
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Without women we are poor, thin and pale, bent and bent, slightly abnormal. But with women it’s the other way around! For that turn, when it’s the other way around, we’ll send the glasses into our mouths. For dear women!
