In your own words: Short birthday toasts
I wish you to be like an orange! It is bright and attracts attention, sweet in taste and always in the juice, just like you! Happy Birthday!
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Dear friend! I raise this toast so that you always have heaviness in your pockets and lightness in your heart!
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I want to drink to our dear birthday boy! It is difficult to list all his advantages, but the main one is that he is a bright man! I would venture to suggest putting a lampshade on it!
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Let's thank the birthday boy and drink to him. Since only he was able to gather so many good and wonderful people in one place!
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I would like to wish the birthday boy the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academician, and wealth like Rockefeller!
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My toast to your wisdom, to your kindness and to your earthly simplicity. Be the best and most successful. The happiest and very charming!
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May your life go peacefully and may your health be good. And may your head always be dizzy with joy, love and goodness!
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I raise my glass to have everything you need in life: love, health, positivity and great strong friendship!
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- I say this birthday toast: I want to wish you happiness and health. Let everything be okay in life, don’t be timid when you see happiness.
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I wish you to go to work with pleasure in the morning and to return home with pleasure in the evening!
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I wish you to make friends with sports! Literball doesn't count. Health to you, my friend, let's drink to your healthy lifestyle!
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I wish the birthday boy a life as cloudless as the sky in the desert. Full of bright emotions, like this festive table. Big and interesting, like our Universe!
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- I would like to wish that at least eight stars shine in your life - a star of happiness, a star of success, a star of love, and five stars of strong and expensive cognac!
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They usually say: if a star falls, it is fortunate. I’d like to drink to our birthday boy getting caught in the stars every night.
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Happy Birthday! We wish you to be a happy person in life, and let misfortune and grief remain aside, more health and good luck!
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Let me say briefly: for you! So that there are many more name days in your life, and happiness is in full swing. Let your health never give you weakness!
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More sun for you! Love! Happiness! Warmth and joy! It may be trivial, but it is very important! Thank you for having us!
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- I propose a toast to the seven “Ns” of our heroine of the occasion. For our unusual, unique, incomparable, gentle, necessary, beloved!
Toast formula
I don’t pretend to be original with my toasts, I don’t try to touch my colleagues or leave a lasting impression. I come up with the most ordinary toasts that I can remember and repeat coherently.
The toast formula is:
- Reason for the holiday: congratulations and wishes.
- A compliment to the hero of the occasion or gratitude for the invitation.
- Call for a drink.
A toast made using this formula looks something like this:
- Vasily Nikiforovich! Happy Birthday! I wish you to always remain full of strength, energy and new ideas!
- I'm glad to see that you are doing well and working with such nice people.
- I raise a toast to you and to the implementation of all your plans.
If the holiday does not have a special occasion, such as a traditional summer picnic, look at the calendar to see if any holiday falls on that day.
- Calendar of professional holidays in Ukraine
- Calendar of professional holidays in Russia
- Calendar of professional holidays in Belarus
- Calendar of international professional holidays
If nothing is found, then you will have to congratulate everyone present on a wonderful summer day, thank the company’s management for the opportunity to go out into nature and praise your colleagues.
By the way, if you are attending a corporate event at this company for the first time, before making a toast, do not forget to introduce yourself.
Birthday toasts
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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- Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
Short funny toasts
The hen runs away from the rooster and thinks: “If I catch up, I won’t give in.” The rooster runs and thinks: “I won’t catch up, but I’ll keep warm.” Let's drink to the fact that among us there are no roosters and hens with such conservative thinking!
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Night, moon... He and She. He said “Yes”, She said “No”. Years have passed. Night, moon... He and She. She said "Yes", He said "Yes". But the possibilities were no longer the same. So let's drink to timeliness in everything.
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So that there is something to pour and not damage the insides!
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Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others!
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Let's commit a “disaster” for the health of our wives!
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If a woman is flowers, and a man is water, then let’s drink to the flowers changing their water more often!
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Let's drink to die calmly, in a dream, like my grandfather, and not in fear and with screams of horror... like his passengers!
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I propose to raise a glass to... our relics! Let them be royal!
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There are bottles on the table, a herring on the table. Why don't we have a shot glass with the appetizer?
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It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick!
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Let's drink so that our friends go to banquets, and our enemies go on crutches!
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There are two ways to drink: drink without thinking and drink without thinking. Let's drink without hesitation!
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Sea toast: We'll drink the battleship away, but we won't disgrace the fleet!
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Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!
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Let's drink so that we always have a glass of wine in one hand, and with the other we can give a face to anyone who decides to take it away!
Cool birthday toasts
- There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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- I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Love SMS for your beloved boyfriend. SMS to your beloved girl.
I want to wish our birthday boy that all the good things in his life are multiplied by two, and all the bad things are multiplied by zero!
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Live in the same rhythm with happiness, in the same rhythm with luck, and in the same apartment with your love!
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- Dear (name), I want to wish that all important moments in your life pass through rivers of prosperity, lakes of joy and oceans of all blessings! Happy holiday!
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I congratulate you and wish that the train of your life takes you exclusively through points of prosperity and stations of banal, but very great happiness!
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Let the notes of prosperity, happiness and simply the joy of life sound uninterruptedly in your life! To which you will spin with your soulmate in a waltz of mutual understanding!
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So that with every year of your life you reach a new level of possibilities, expanding your boundaries more and more
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I want to drink and wish that your perpetual motion machine of well-being gains unprecedented momentum!
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- Dear (name), I want to wish that your wardrobe is constantly filled with the most stylish trends of modern fashion! Happy Birthday to You!
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I want to drink to the brightest moments of life, so that they are repeated more and more often and brighter in your life!
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I wish you to be on time at the start, to be spectacular in the process, and to always break this sweet victory ribbon at the finish
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Under the shower of all blessings and pleasures, I wish that your destiny will be wet to the very thread. Accept my congratulations!
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Only with progress and only forward may it carry each of us to the countries of bright events, loyal friendship and endless happiness!
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- Let the thread of prosperity weave in your life a soft and incredible blanket of all the best and mutual understanding with your loved one!
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I want the owners of this house to have the same strong foundation of relationships, the same strong walls of mutual understanding, and the same wide windows of trust!
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I wish you that every dive you make, in which you reach the very bottom, is accompanied by a large catch and gaining experience! Happy holiday!
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I wish with all my heart that the soft tones of mutual understanding always sound in your home, and that a pleasant light of comfort and coziness always shines from the fireplace on your souls!
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(Name), I wish that in your life the column called “income” will always be higher than the column called “expense”!
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- I wish that the aroma of prosperity always hovers in your apartment, filling your soul only with positive tones and a wide smile!
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I wish you all the best, an endless ocean of happiness and long-term showers of prosperity, from which nothing has ever dried up!
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So that there is a blue sky above your head, so that there is green grass under your feet, and your whole life under the yellow sun!
Funny short birthday toasts for a man with humor
Let's drink to the four-stroke engine, because in just its 4 strokes it allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy things and start toasting at the table on time!
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I propose to drink to the great word “let’s” because it can be perfectly harmonized with the equally important word “let’s drink”!
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The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km/s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km/sec, so I propose a drink so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets.
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I suggest you have a drink and wish the birthday person to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity.
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And so that this waterfall is in no way inferior in size to the waterfall from central Asia (Burkhan-Bulak).
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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that our stones will always be diamond, and set in precious metals!
Short birthday toasts
Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!
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How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!
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Let your youth not fade away, And with it love and kindness. May peace and warmth be your eternal guest in your home.
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Women are flowers. And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women!
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Let's drink so that we walk down the street late at night and get attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!
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I propose to drink to the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us, men!
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Let's drink to everyone being able to do at least something, but better than others.
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let our life be an eternal shower of stars!
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With you this world seems brighter! I would like to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!
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Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so as to always be happy. Cheers!
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My dear friend (name)! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate. May your life be a complete shower of stars!
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On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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Let's drink to you having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.
On your birthday I want to wish you smiles and shine with happiness, good luck and a bag of luck, I wish your wallet to be full, a good boss and friendly colleagues, health to you and all your loved ones forever!
The woman thought. Then she slaughtered one of the sheep and, taking the meat, went into the forest with it. A tiger appeared and almost attacked her. She threw a piece of lamb at him and ran away.
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“Well, you managed to come to an agreement with the tiger,” said the mother. “Can’t you cope with your own husband?”
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– Immediately extinguish the flame and let it go! - the khan shouted. – I found the only real poet in the whole country!
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So let’s drink now so that we have the strength to never listen to strangers, but to think with our own heads!
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Don’t you know that you can waste all your years aimlessly on fruitless searches, but to find it you need one moment, one step, one single day?
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I propose to immediately drink to those women who are next to us at this moment, and to the day when we found each other!
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God thought and decided that 15 years of life would be enough for the monkey. For the donkey he extended it to 20. And with a stretch, he gave the dog ten.
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Let us drink to you so that we can live our entire life as human beings!
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But he cannot help but have true friends, because without real, sincere friendship with people there is no point in life, honor, or battles.
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I wish your life to be luxurious, with luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
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May the stars of luck, the star of love, the stars of friendship and the stars of cognac always shine on you. For you!
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It’s better to be fed than to be hungry, it’s better to live in peace than in anger, it’s better to be needed than to be free, that’s why we’ll drink!
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So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered!
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Let's drink to the hero of our feast! He is a wonderful husband, a wonderful father, a wonderful specialist and a wonderful person.
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When you were born, drops fell from the sky, but it was not rain - it was the sky that cried because it had lost such a bright star like you. Happy birthday!
We can congratulate you, But only on your birth, I can’t help but say happy anniversary! It is necessary to ban anniversaries for beautiful people, and even more so to forget their age!
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Science has long recognized this fact: Like geniuses, there are few beautiful women! They are all here in Russia, and the reason is We, modest Russian men!
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Dear birthday girl! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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I propose a toast to six N! For our beloved, unique, extraordinary, irresistible, incomparable, necessary N.! All the best to her in life! Happy birthday!
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let your life be an eternal shower of stars!
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I wish you happiness, So that there are no troubles, Down with bad weather, madam. So that life is a resort.
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Good health to you, dear. Let's raise a glass. Today you are beautiful, like fog over the river!
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Only good luck to you in life. Today you bloomed like a rose. I wish to become richer, so that life is bright.
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Let a man fly in in a helicopter, Give you money instead of a popsicle, And take you with him to your personal island, And there everything will be like in the movies!
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Shakespeare said that if every unjust word left a mark, we would all be dirty from head to toe. Let's drink to the radiant purity of our birthday girl!
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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Peruvian Indians believe that God made all people from corn dough. Let's drink so that our birthday girl never becomes limp!
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What can I wish for you? Wealth? Good luck? Everyone wants their own thing in life. And we wish you just happiness, so that there is a little bit of everything!
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Don't worry - live happily, so that everyone always says: How beautiful this woman is, How endlessly young!
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I wish that everything dear and beloved would always be nearby and not leave, otherwise let what is missing appear in the near future!
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Let there be an ocean of happiness, a universe of success, and let there be less grief than a glass, and hide it away!
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May your soul always be open to goodness, your heart noble, your appearance beautiful, and your home rich!
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Let your man be like a cactus: so that he doesn’t require a lot of care, protects you with his thorns and gives you flowers. And you should be like a tulip: beautiful, modest and desirable.
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If (name) were a soldier, She would lead the regiments behind her. If (name) were an astronaut, She would quickly fly to Mars and back.
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If (name) were a climber, then she would have conquered Everest quickly. Only now (name) is not a soldier at all, And she doesn’t know how to hold a machine gun, And space has not been explored. Somehow rockets flew without (name) She gave up mountaineering. What the hell, the giant gave up on her Everest.
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Maybe some evil, insidious enemy will even declare that (name) is mediocre. But it is obvious to everyone that this is not so, the last fool can think so!
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(name) is smart, witty, beautiful (name) works wonders for all of us. For this I intend to drink to the bottom, There are many heroes, but (name) is only one!
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Be your husband desired and loved by everyone, always charming, unique! Let your eyes shine with happiness forever! Our toast to you! Let them pour some more!
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I wish you today, dear birthday girl, that the biggest problem in your life will be the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!
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For ordinary female happiness, Today I will drink to the bottom, And I wish you good luck, May your dream come to life!
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So that you have in your wardrobe 20 pairs of the most fashionable shoes, So that you always remain fashionable, So that life is more fun!
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So that you wear expensive furs, So that there are flowers for no reason, So that the jewelry is all gold, So that your wishes come true!
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“Let's raise our glasses to our birthday girl and wish that luck always smiles on her and that her guiding star shines, and that she takes the bird of happiness under her wing! Happy birthday!"
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I wish on your birthday that the years stop! And you will remain so young forever!
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We will all come, in twenty years, to congratulate you - both of us! You are sitting, and you are seventeen, As fresh as ever, you are young!
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Comrades, attention, I want to raise a glass to a beautiful woman and to her destiny!
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May she be lucky and, most importantly, happy. Happy birthday, beautiful! I drink my glass to the bottom.
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Good luck in job! The weather is pleasant! Love - pure, tender and repeated! Children of different sexes! The coat fits your figure! Neighbors in the compartment - they don’t drink or smoke!
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You're celebrating your anniversary, and you look eighteen! I can't help but admire your blooming beauty.
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Fate brings you the most beautiful nectar of the Gods, a drink of eternal youth, a precious gift of Immortality.
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And I’m warmed by hope - Adversity will rush past, And again I’ll be over eighteen I’ll be drinking in twenty years!
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I wish you have everything in life! . AND EXPECTED pleasures, and pleasant SURPRISES!
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I would like to wish you that if there are bumps on your life’s path, then only those that will throw you up!
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Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into the birthday girl’s life without an invitation!
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What does a woman need to be happy? A ring and a chocolate bar, a car, a brand new fur coat, a kiss on the lips. So let's drink so that you will always be completely happy!
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I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter moments in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments
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For you to be the best dressed in winter and summer. So that in hot and cold she always rides in a wheelbarrow. And so that during the day and in the dark night she would be very, very beautiful!
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Let this drunk glass flow with sweet honey in your soul. Dear, we drink only for you! Bloom and smell, I'll be brief.
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On my birthday I wish you to be young and not grow old. Always be the same beautiful, And not regret anything!
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Be sweet, bright and spectacular, Kill all men on the spot. So that any passerby will only recognize you as the queen!
Funny toasts
The Sultan's harem was located five kilometers from the palace. Every day the Sultan sent his servant to fetch the girl. The Sultan lived to be a hundred years old, and the servant died at thirty. Moral: it is not women who kill men, but the running after them. Let's drink so that we don't run after women, but they run after us!!!
One friend complains to another: “Can you imagine? I sent a telegram to my wife that I would come home on the tenth. I arrive on the tenth and... find her in bed with a man? Here's a prostitute! “You shouldn’t think so badly about your wife.” Perhaps she simply didn’t receive your telegram! Let's drink to postal workers! Sometimes the fate of the family depends on them!
The girl was walking down the street and heard footsteps behind her. Looking back, she saw a handsome guy. She looked back again - he continued to follow her. I decided to meet him, looked around for the third time - he was no longer there... So let's drink to the fact that the city's sewer manholes are closed on time!
They tell me: “Don’t drink!”, and I don’t drink. And what do I see? Your wretched wife and leaky roof... They tell me not to drink, but I drink quietly and see: My beautiful wife, my patched roof! Let's drink to what makes our lives better!
The German has a wife and mistress. Loves his wife. The Frenchman has a wife and mistress. Loves his mistress. The Jew has a wife and a mistress. Loves mom. The Russian has a wife and a mistress. Loves to drink! So let's drink to real men!
The moonshiner was raided with a search
The police came to the moonshiner's house and searched her. They knock on her door. - Who's there? - asks the hostess. - Open up! It's the police! We know that you have moonshine!... We even know where you hide it! “Wait,” the hostess asks, “I’ll now... hide it!” I rang the doorbell today and they didn’t open it for a long time. “They’re probably hiding the food! - I thought. But when I came here and saw this table, I realized how wrong I was. I want to apologize for the bad thoughts and thank the birthday girl for this abundance!
What can I congratulate you on?... I congratulate you on the fact that there is someone to congratulate you on! This, you agree, is important. And this is your merit. Because I have never met such a smart, cheerful, sociable person. Stay the same always! Congratulations!
I want to wish
I want to wish my friend on his birthday the health of a marathon runner, the intelligence of an academic and the wealth of Bill Gates. (name) has everything else: wonderful parents and reliable friends. For you, (name)! For our friendship!
Let's drink to your coffin... which is made of oak... which is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born... I wish you to live another hundred years!
One ancient Persian treatise says: “The four traits of a person lead to four consequences: stubbornness - to shame; hot temper - to repentance; slander - to enmity; laziness - to humiliation. » Dear birthday boy! These traits were not typical of your nature until now. So let's drink to the fact that they never appear.
An avid summer resident
One of my good friends, I must say an avid summer resident, once told me this funny story:- One day he was planting potatoes in the garden when he suddenly saw ten dollars lying quietly on the ground.
- Of course, he picked them up and hid them in his pocket. Digging means further. Ten dollars again! And so ten times in a row.
- - Surely someone buried a real treasure in your garden? – I ask him.
- - Unfortunately, no - the pocket just turned out to be full of holes.
- Therefore, I propose to raise our glasses to ensure that there is not a single hole in the pockets of our birthday boy, and in his garden, so that he constantly finds large sums and certainly in hard currency.
Dear birthday boy
Dear birthday boy , if you woke up early in the morning with an incomprehensible feeling of happiness and peace that haunts you; the bright sun makes its way into the room through the open window, and the warm breath of the wind slightly sways the curtains... If you have a clear head and thoughts, your stomach doesn’t ache, your legs don’t feel weak, your kidneys don’t sag, your lower back and joints don’t ache, there’s not the slightest trace on your face after yesterday, your wife doesn’t nag, the children went to school without being woken up by the commotion, the facts of the next coup or disaster are not shown on TV - that means you’re probably dead... I want to raise a glass to everything in your life being exactly like this, and you, nevertheless, continued to live happily ever after!
Life story
Friends, listen to one very life story: A group of climbers conquers one mountain peak. And suddenly the first climber in the bunch was bitten by a snake right on his manhood. Along the chain, he conveys to the lower climber (the fact is that the doctor was the last one in the group): “A snake bit me, what should I do?” – I was bitten by a snake, what should I do? – I was bitten by a snake, what should I do? The doctor, having received the question, answered: “Suck it immediately!” - Suck it immediately! The answer had already reached the second climber in the group. The victim worries: “Well, what’s there?” What the doctor said? - The doctor said... that you will die! Dear birthday boy, I wish you that a faithful and beloved woman will always be with you!
Life is a strange thing
Life is such a strange thing that you don’t always manage to get what you want on time.
So today I wanted to congratulate you first, but I’m probably doing it last. But I hope this doesn’t make it any less pleasant for you. Since this happened, I would like to sincerely wish you tomorrow that you will always be in the right place at the right time. This will be called the favor of fate towards you. Remain her darling everywhere. Congratulations with all my heart!
Dear birthday boy , we wish you a sea of smiles and greetings, a sea of flowers and fans, a sea of joyful meetings, happy moments and the Canary Islands on your vacation days!
