We have put together for you a wonderful selection of humorous and funny toasts to congratulate a woman on her birthday. It is advisable to prepare funny toasts with humor for your birthday in advance. Both poetry and prose are suitable for a feast, so in our collection you will find both. We try to make the most interesting selections of toasts for all occasions. Come visit us - you won't be bored with us!
Funny short toasts for a woman
For the charm of women, for their captivating smiles, for the fact that the sparkle in their eyes does not disappear. And so that we too have a direct connection to this brilliance!
Our happiness is just around the corner. Let's drink to the women who are next to us!
It’s good to be a woman in a mink coat... It might not be in mink, but it’s not the same. It’s good to be a woman driving a car... You can be on a bus, but it’s not the same. It would be nice to have a salary, maybe a hundred thousand... It could be fifteen, but it’s not the same. So let's raise our glasses so that we have only THAT!!!
A man needs a girl like a ship needs an anchor. So let's drink to the cruiser Aurora, which has four anchors!
For the husbands who conquered you. For the losers who lost you, And for the lucky ones who will meet you.
Let's drink to our dear and priceless women who make us stronger and wiser. For those who give us their smile, happiness and comfort in our home. For our precious beloved women!
Women are the support and back of men. Without them, we would live completely unaware of comfort, warmth, care and affection! They always support us in difficult times and help us find a way out of difficult situations. Let's raise a glass to you, dear ones, be healthy and loved!
Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk.
Comrades, attention, I want to raise a glass, To a beautiful woman, And to her destiny! May she be lucky, and most importantly, happy, Happy birthday, beautiful, A glass to the bottom for you!
Beautiful women surround us everywhere: at work, at home, on the street, in the entrance and in the store, and they surround us all the time, surround us, surround us... And only a few dare to take us captive. Here's to captivating women!
Cool toasts about women
A neat woman is one who licks ice cream rather than bites it. For neat women!
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A gynecologist asks a pregnant woman: “What is your husband’s Rh factor?” She blushes: “I don’t know, probably 15 centimeters.” For women who always know their husband's blood type!
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As they say, a smart woman can even make a man out of a monkey. I invite everyone to pour it full and drink to us, smart women!
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An intelligent woman will never achieve with her mind what a beauty can achieve only with her beauty. Let's drink to the beautiful women who achieve everything in life with their minds.
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Women are divided into three categories: “I will give,” “I will not give,” and “I will give, but not to you.” So let's drink to the ladies!
Funny short toasts for a woman's birthday
Women's happiness, wonderful events. Excellent health, decent income. Love, inspiration. Warmth. Happy Birthday!
Whatever you want, let it come true, Let all the good things be remembered, Let your eyes glow with happiness, Let you meet good people. May there be love until old age, I wish you only joy!
Let a man fly in in a helicopter, Give you money instead of a popsicle, And take you with him to your personal island, And there everything will be like in the movies!
Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
I want you to fall into hysterics only from laughter, so that your head will spin, and your heart will skip a beat solely from love. Let the tears in your eyes come only from happiness, and let everything that is done be for the better. Happy birthday!
Don't worry - live happily, so that everyone always says: How beautiful this woman is, How endlessly young!
I want everything in your life to depend on your decision and desire. Let your smile illuminate the road of life brighter than the headlights of a Mercedes, and let driving along it be exciting and safe!
I raise my wine glass, My soul demands to congratulate you, I wish you to always be yourself, After all, you are beautiful and incredibly good!
Celebrate your birthday perfectly, Let the fire burn in the eyes of your friends, You remain cute, bright, fashionable, Attract good luck like a magnet!
I wish you love and a sea of flowers, prosperity, luck, kind words, always remain as blooming, may life be better and better every day!
I wish a beautiful woman to always be dazzling, May every day inspire you And, regardless of the years, may your soul be young, Open, ardent, groovy!
May your soul always be open to goodness, your heart noble, your appearance beautiful, and your home rich!
Comic toasts
It is impossible to imagine a festive event without comic toasts. They lift the mood, bring enthusiasm and humor. They defuse the situation and bring people closer together. You don’t have to look for funny toasts on the eve of the celebration. You can make a small selection and share it with friends.
And so that you don’t get lost in all this variety of choice, we have collected all the most interesting toasts in the world in one place. Only the best and most popular. You should definitely check them out.
They say that one day God came to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and offered them a choice of two gifts. One is the ability to write while standing, and the second is the mind. Adam, in a hurry, snatched the first gift from God and ran through the garden using his new abilities. Looking at him, God exchanged glances with Eve and decided to give him the second gift. So let's drink to leadership! For the fact that the very first always gets the best!
As you know, a person is the result of his own thoughts. What he thinks about is what he turns into. Therefore, it is recommended not to think about the bad at all, but to swim in the ocean of positive emotions. Let's drink to your life being full of only bright, light and unforgettable moments, so that there is absolutely no room for sadness and sadness!
I want to drink to the fact that you have absolutely not enough time in life: so that you don’t have time to be sad, upset and offended. So that minutes refuse to be wasted on negative events, counting only the positive. For your good mood.
Let's drink so that our desires will be “shocked” by our immense possibilities. So that we can afford a lot!
If I were Winnie the Pooh, I would never admit that there is sawdust in my head. After all, you can sing like this: If I scratch my head, it doesn’t matter. So it just got itchy. Yes Yes Yes! So let's drink to intelligence and optimism.
I wish you a lot of luck and a dacha by the sea. Happiness, health and everything blah blah blah. That's how things are
We are born with a cry and die with a groan. So let's drink so that our lives can pass with laughter!
First, let's say goodbye to you - we won't see you sober again!
Once upon a time, man evolved from a monkey. and later repented very much. Let's drink so that we don't commit rash acts in the future!
Communication with blondes is elegant, with brunettes it’s pleasant, with brown-haired women it’s fun. So let's drink to our pleasant company of sophisticated women, with whom we always have fun!
One smart person said: “Nothing shortens our lives more than the distance between toasts.” So let's drink to living as long as possible!
In knightly times they said: “A man must love God, the king and the lady of his heart.” In our time, to paraphrase, we can say: “A man must love the fatherland, honor and the lady of his heart!” For fulfilling this duty!
In order to show that he does not squander budget funds, the mayor installed a gas cylinder on his Lamborghini. So let's drink to reasonable savings!
Attractive women are distracting. So let's take a break from drinking glasses, at least for a while. For the ladies!
Toasts for a bachelorette party
Do you want to find mysterious and impressive bridal shower toasts and send them out on your social network? Are you looking for something original and unusual, are you tired of the same type of vanilla toast that litters the pages of your girlfriends?
It is in our article that you can choose the most unexpected toasts that can please any girl and can help in attracting attention to your page! Beautiful sayings of famous women and eccentric sayings of celebrities are waiting for you! And any thought can be paraphrased into a toast.
Our dear bride! Soon you will receive a new status in your life: “wife”. So let me wish you to be an exemplary and sensitive housewife in everyday life and a faithful friend to your man! Be wise, sincere and happy! Let's drink to a long and happy life!
Dear friend, may the new stage of your life give you only happiness, joy and satisfaction. Let your beloved man turn your life into a fairy tale, full of miracles and amazing experiences.
At a bachelorette party, girlfriends are having fun and walking. Before the wedding, the bride is entertained as much as possible. They remember everything that happened, they draw prospects for her. “Experience is a gainful thing” - Everyone is constantly interpreting it. Strippers-dreamers So skillfully seduce... Everyone is calm about the bride, Because they know for sure: Having finally decided to get married, She dreams of a family, Entertainment, pleasures She will not exchange for a family. May happiness smile on her, And may she give birth to children. Let them live together with their loved one, There will be plenty of money.
The day of the bachelorette party has come, and he invited us to follow him. We bring you congratulations and melt everything with tenderness. Looking at your outfit, the girls all want to get married! Now it’s your turn, may your family be happy!
A turtle is swimming in the sea, and a snake is sitting on its shell. The snake thinks: “If I bite, it will throw me off.” The turtle thinks: “If I throw it off, it will bite.” Suddenly the snake bites the turtle, she dies from the poison and says: “Why did you do this, now we’ll both drown!” The snake responded: “But I’m so disgusting!” Dear bride, this is definitely not about us! Now you get married, and you have a reliable support. But no matter what happens, no matter what stormy sea waters life throws you into, our team of turtles is always there to lend their shells!
Our beloved friend! The day has come when you gathered us to share your joy. Today is the last day of your single life. There are no rules on this day. Have fun and have fun! And we wish you further married life in prosperity and understanding. Never forget your friends! Here's to a fun bachelorette party!
This is where free life ends. Then there will be everyday life, family, chores and various concerns. Therefore, I want to raise my glass so that in your family life you share all responsibilities equally, so that you glow with happiness and delight everyone with your beauty. I also drink so that you remain a real queen everywhere and everywhere, and that next to you is not just a husband, but a real king!
We are your girlfriends, the girls are laughing, we came to celebrate the bachelorette party, oh, we’ll have a fun walk. Let's drink to our future husband, maybe we'll become friends with him later. In the meantime, we congratulate you, we look forward to weddings and fun.
Today is the evening when you are not yet a wife! You will frolic and walk with us, and you will be less likely to do so. Let's raise a glass to you! Be a good wife and a caring mother, and we will remain your friends forever. If suddenly trouble happens, tell us, we will always come to your aid!
Let everyone cry with whom things didn’t work out for you! After all, getting married is every girl’s dream! Just remember, this is an adult trait in life. The groom, the tables, the banquet - everything will be with you in the morning, Well, now pour wine for everyone, Let our party continue until the morning. We’ll have a great bachelorette party, And we’ll hold all the competitions ourselves, And we’ll hire a stripper instead of a toastmaster. Let's have a great rest tonight!
(NAME)! Today the girls and I have gathered to take you from a fun, free life to the voyage of marriage and family! We are very happy for you - you have found such a wonderful husband. I am sure that you will build a strong monolithic family, you will have many children - you will live happily ever after! (NAME), May this marriage become your bond of love and understanding for life! For you and your future family, (Name)
At this bachelorette party there is the most charming girl, still a bride, my dear friend (name). I wish you to become the best wife of the best man. May your married days be filled with the bright lights of a happy life! For you!
Soon you will become a wife, There will be a different demand from you, But today - drink to the dregs! Let life not be boring! They came to your bachelorette party, brought congratulations, good wishes, let's have fun until the morning!
Today is the last holiday of your girlhood. And we have gathered to remind you once again who brought you to this wonderful moment called marriage. We seem to be hinting that the husband is the main character, but we shouldn’t forget the girlfriends either. For your family well-being!
