Funny and cool short toasts
First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!
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My friends, we can’t drink individually, let’s get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team!
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Let's drink so that we have as much grief left as there are drops left in our glasses.
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Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!
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Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
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Drunkenness - fight! So let's have a drink before the fight!
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Let's drink to those who, while absent, are invisibly present here!
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Let's drink to our luck, at least sometimes let the bird of happiness beat in our snares!
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Happiness! Good luck and green dough!
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Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion, how I want to drink!
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Better late than missed!
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Our arms and legs began to feel chilly - isn’t it time for us to shake things up?!
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They say that youth is a disadvantage that passes. I want time to pass, but the deficiency remains. Let's drink to all men with such a disadvantage!
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So that your desires are overwhelmed by your possibilities!
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Let's drink to friendship, because it is what multiplies joy and shares sadness!
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Since there are no more reasons to drink, let’s drink to the “wiring”! So, let's drink and think about vodka!
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Be healthy for a hundred centuries!
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So that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can be with someone and have a place everywhere!
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Happy intoxication, comrades!
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The birth of good is good. The birth can be of a person, an idea, a tree, a grain, a feeling... And now I want to drink to the birth of friendship on this evening.
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I suggest you drink for your understanding! Without him, everything in our lives would not be so peaceful and harmonious.
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I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
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Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left...
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Fir trees, the forest is dense, You will be fined for idle time! Let's drink, brothers, to the men We are for no apparent reason!
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With good company, as they say, it’s a sin not to drink. So let's not sin, but raise our glasses and drink. Shuddered!
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Weak women have a passion for strong men. Strong men have a passion for women's weaknesses. For the unity of opposites!
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I want to drink to see no evil, hear no evil, remember no evil and do no evil!
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Let's drink so that our friends go to banquets, and our enemies go on crutches!
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Let everything always pass by, Except health, money and intimacy!
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I drink a glass to my family!
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Let's drink to the tables bursting with abundance and the beds bursting with love!
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Aristotle also said that two friends have one soul between them. So let's drink to the unity of our souls!
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God gave a day for drinking, but no one knows what kind of day it is. So let’s drink it every day so we don’t miss it!
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For there to be no tears or deception in the eyes of our loved ones!
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Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies?!
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While fighting the green snake, In our hearts we all curse him completely, But we always know how to repay our debt: If we need to drink, we drink!
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With age, memory and vision begin to change, even a close person changes, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!
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Whoever is a friend to everyone, I don’t consider him a friend. So let's drink to a narrow circle of friends!
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The composition of the wishes is always the same: More health and banknotes!
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Drink like us, drink with us, drink more than us, drink faster than us!
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Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!
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Let's drink to the Airborne Forces - Faith, Valor and Luck!
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They say that a man who has reached the heights of power is lost to friends. Let's raise our glasses so that friendship does not die even at the heights of power!
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Let's drink to the fact that we were going, money attacked us and we couldn't fight them off!
In verse
- Our friendship is strong
- Like this vodka!
- We'll drink to her now,
- Let's eat some herring!
- So that we can get together
- So that we meet more often,
- To comfort each other,
- And they helped each other!
- It's not a sin for us to drink for friendship
- In our good company!
- May good luck and success await us all,
- The early sun caresses us with its rays!
- So that our friendship does not fall apart,
- May it last for a hundred years!
- For friendship - we will boldly shout!
- Let's go, friends! First!
- We always need friends in our lives!
- Friends will help us, they are important!
- And friendship will save a person from sadness!
- We will not let our friendship go anywhere!
- Let's toast our friendship and drink to the dregs!
- And let more than one glass be filled!
- So that the friendship does not fall apart,
- So that we need it!
- We've been friends with each other for a long time!
- Let's get ready, don't bother!
- Let's have fun and walk,
- We glorify our friendship!
- It’s not a sin to drink for her!
- After all, with friends comes success
- It will come to everyone quickly,
- If you share something important with a friend!
- We drink to true friendship,
- For our company,
- To make it fun
- And from a distance.
- So that we can support
- And at night to each other,
- And so that they can appreciate
- Such friendship!
- So that we have betrayals
- There was no sign of it!
- We pour for friendship too
- Let's drink from now on!
- They don't choose friends, they say
- They come into life on their own
- They look you in the eyes
- And they say: my friend, hold on!
- Whatever happens to you,
- A friend will always come to the rescue,
- And if a friend is nearby,
- Then you are not afraid of trouble.
- This is the service our friends have.
- So let's drink to friendship now!
- Let there be no betrayal in her!
- Friends, let us be frank!
Men's short toasts
There is no such Monday that would not give way to Tuesday. There is no place that one gentleman would not give up to another. For the gentlemen!
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Let's commit a “disaster” for the health of our wives!
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How many single men dream of good wives! By the way, married men too... So let our dreams come true!
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Let's drink to our wives and mistresses, so that they never meet!
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The smiles of women hurt, beckon, burn, and wounded men drink to the women!
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A good wife is a life saver. So let's drink to that!
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Let's drink to the women who make our hearts beat faster!
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If your memory fails you, be glad you are not your wife. Let's drink to our faithful wives!
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A loser clutches at love like a drowning man clutches at a straw. A true gentleman always has a lifeline of women's hearts at hand. For true gentlemen, that is, for us!
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Let's drink to the intoxication of beautiful women, wine and songs!
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Beautiful toasts about friendship
A proven friend is our second conscience. Here's to never feeling ashamed! For a faithful friend!
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The greatest pleasure is bringing joy to your friends! So let’s drink to the pleasure that communicating with you, my friends, gives me!
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For a cheerful group A glass is not enough, give me a cup! Pour me some wine quickly! Let's raise a toast to our friends!
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A good friend is like the wind. In case of misfortune, it will carry away both grief and misfortune! I love reliable, real friends, I appreciate them and raise a toast to them, and drink!
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Let's drink more joyfully To the happiness of our days, To sincerity, To loyalty and friends!
Comic birthday greetings to a friend with humor
I wish you not to get sick, to have many dollars in the bank, in a relationship of affection and peace, and as many children as the apartment can accommodate. And so that everything goes smoothly with your beloved, Everything is always in order at work.
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- Let the children be obedient, let your enemies forget about you, let every day bring joy, and let your heart only ask for a holiday.
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Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot! Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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Let us solemnly raise our glasses, To this great birthday, And let the fanfare music sound, Today is a very dear holiday!
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Flowers, smiles, speeches, glances are flying to you from under the heavens! You were born to the joy of all of us, no matter how many years ago!
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But only in your power today To be the queen at the ball! Let happiness fall like a stormy waterfall on your head!
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Let your eyes sparkle with happiness, Let compliments rain down, So that Cupid can shoot himself, At least not at random on this day!
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- We wish you mountains of optimism and true, sincere friends! And may your charisma always be dearer than other charismas!
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My friend, I wish you to become the king of life and find yourself a gorgeous queen. I wish you to earn a million and be as happy as an elephant.
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I wish you to receive a large tribute and replenish your treasury all the time. May all these wishes come true, and may these congratulations remain in your memory!
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I wish you to get caught in the rain of money. And get rich very quickly. I wish you to be happy. And have fun every weekend in Hawaii!
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I wish you to drive a cool car and be the most famous in the world. Just don't you dare get arrogant. And try to remain your best friend!
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- May our friendship with you never end. May it be possible to be best friends for a thousand years. Let it not be possible to spill water on us, And separate us after the biggest drinking session.
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Let us not quarrel because of the ladies, And throw ourselves under the train because of grief. May friendship not be a burden, And may you manage to be the happiest!
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I wish that your family will adore you and send you more money. I wish you to cherish our friendship and be the coolest friend!
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Happy Birthday! Congratulations to you! May you be lucky always and everywhere, I am glad that you are in my destiny, I will never forget friendship!
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Here, my friend, it’s such a thing, it’s your birthday. Congratulations are ripe, listen to me now.
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- I have known you for many years, and we have argued more than once. But I sincerely believe that our friendship is strong.
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And I wish you to reach any heights. So that success would accompany you, There was a gentleman in life.
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Accept, my friend, congratulations at this glorious hour with all my heart! May your birthday fulfill your hidden, cherished dreams in an instant.
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May happiness pierce your soul, And may success never leave you. Let everyone surround you with love and participation today and always.
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Let your dream come true, Let things go more successfully! Good luck, health, and love, May you always be happy!
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- So be healthy! Live richly, as much as your salary will allow you! And if your salary doesn’t allow you to live, well, don’t live, no one is forcing you!
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We wish you to get drunk on this day and get lost in your apartment! You won’t recognize your friends and family And you won’t find your bed!
Funny toasts to a friend in prose on Valentine's Day
Today is a wonderful date, and as I fill my glass to the brim, I wish that every moment of yours in this world becomes sweeter than chocolate!
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I wish you a life without defects and Hollywood special effects. May you always be in a great mood, not just on your birthday!
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If we drink for you, then to the bottom, until there is enough wine in the bottles. After all, you have so many advantages, my friend, in any case I will be intoxicated!
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Why is birthday only once a year? Because we have to prepare all year to congratulate you to the fullest. Congratulations!
Funny beautiful toasts, congratulations to a friend on his anniversary
Happy birthday and with all our hearts we wish you: to be healthy in the Siberian way, to live long in the Caucasian way, to be cheerful in the Gypsy way, and to drink vodka in the Russian way!
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You were born today, accept gifts from friends and family, from people dear to you. Don't think badly, Something in your throat is dry. We want to drink some wine. For birth to the bottom!
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Birthday! Really! Has it been a year since last year? After all, I haven’t recovered from that fun!
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I didn't have time to wash my face, I didn't have time to shave! I didn’t really have time to get dressed! Finish a bunch of different things!
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I didn’t have time to buy a gift, arrive on time for the feast! Accept as I am, I will drink, I will eat
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I wish, my friend, that your dreams come true, that the gas tank in your car fills up by itself, that the engine does not act up, that it works rhythmically, that your car begins to fly like a bird.
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Let there be drinking and fun, But only without a hangover. Let there be beautiful girls, but not jealous ones. Let there be beauty in your life, Happy Birthday, my friend!
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May the world be sunny and your birthday happy. I want to wish you success, I’m waiting for an invitation to the holiday.
Funny toasts from the bottom of my heart to a strong friend
For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!
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I will voice my toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and trouble!
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- Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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Let's drink to our living better and better, no matter how disgusting it may be to those around us!
