Cool toasts and congratulations to a man
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In Siberia they say: a thousand kilometers is not a distance, a hundred deer is not a herd, sixty degrees is not frost, fifty years is not an age! This means our hero of the day is still a baby and everything is ahead of him. We wish you, in fifty years, to come out of baby's swaddling clothes and grow up.
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They say that the voice of those crying in the wilderness will be heard if they cry in unison. Let us all wish the birthday boy happiness in unison so that we can be heard even in the Sahara!
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Hang a banana and tangerines on a light bulb, beat a drum, play tambourines. Throw away superstitions, throw away embarrassments, Collect plants in a bouquet, Hurry up to visit. Take heart! Despite the longest holiday, Congratulate the hero of the day. Well, be healthy, prankster!
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They say that when God sculpted people from clay, he had a lot of spare parts left. In one corner lay long slender legs, a short skirt and flapping eyes. When God turned away, the whole thing giggled and ran off to drink coffee - that’s how the secretaries appeared.
In another corner lay a tie, an iPhone, a formal suit and a folder with papers. When God was distracted, the suit tied his tie, took the folder, talked on the phone, said in a deep voice: “I’ll be there soon,” and left in an unknown direction - that’s how the bosses appeared.
And in the third corner lay a huge pile of brains, stubble, jeans and a mug of tea. When God left for lunch, all this stood up and thoughtfully wandered to the nearest computer - that’s how the programmers appeared.
So let's drink to our birthday boy, a representative of the intellectual profession! (by changing the selection of component parts, this toast can be applied to any profession).
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Kozma Prutkov said: “A specialist is like gumboil - his completeness is one-sided.” Let's drink to the versatility of our birthday boy's nature!
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A man crawls through the desert and groans: “Water! Water!". A fellow sufferer crawls towards him and wails: “Tie! Tie!". The man thought that the heat and thirst had completely melted his brains. And then a fortress surrounded by high walls stands in his way. The crystal gates in this wall open with gentle music, and the man sees a magical garden with juicy fruits, cool shade, and jets of fountains sparkling in the sun. The man crawls with all his strength to the gate, and then a voice is heard: “Sorry, man, we don’t let you in without a tie!” - and the gates close with gentle music... So let’s drink to the birthday boy, the most elegant of all the men sitting at this table!
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Drink seven times and eat once. We didn’t come here to eat or even drink. We came to congratulate our wonderful friend, which we will do immediately!
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Silence is golden, but if you remain silent too much, you will be robbed. Therefore, I will not remain silent, but will say: all the most wonderful and kind to you, dear!
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The sharpness of the mind does not tolerate extensive explanations: and what is the use of extensiveness, if it is convenient to express oneself without it? Polyphony characterizes human feeblemindedness. All those speeches and letters in which there are more words than thoughts show a stupid person... What am I talking about? Oh, yes - I propose to drink to the birthday boy!
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No matter how much you feed the wolf, he eats and eats... No matter how much you feed the Russian, it’s not enough for him... No matter how many wishes you say to the birthday boy, you can’t say everything. For your main day of the year!
And so that suddenly in the midst of the holiday there is not enough, you need a moonshine still. And you can easily get all types of drinks on the device: from aromatic distillates to alcohol of maximum strength.
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They say what's on the sober mind, is on the tongue of the drunk. Whoever says that I am sober is already drunk. And I will take advantage of my privilege and say: dear birthday boy, we love you!
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Sometimes it's better to chew than to talk. Sometimes it's better to drink than to eat. And we will have a drink and a snack, and wish the birthday boy happiness, and the Americans will finish their chewing gum!
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Not an actor, not a conductor, Not a famous director, Not an all-powerful deputy, But I’m very happy to congratulate you! From a free, simple congratulatory word: Happy birthday and happiness in it!
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I have wishes for the glass. So that she would walk around, drink wine, seasoned with pleasant speech, always beckon, full of wine, her friends would drink to the very bottom!
Funny toasts
Women are divided into three categories - “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you”. So let's drink to the ladies!
Let's drink to MOOSE! So that you WANT, COULD, GET RICH - for the elk!
I drink cold vodka with pleasure, I love it, dear one, very much. If vodka interferes with your work, - Throw it away... your work
So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!
I wish everyone to love, fall in love, get married, have sex. Then be fruitful, multiply, and also have sex. Dedicate yourself to work with passion, and then have sex. Enjoy the blessings of life and have sex zealously. Wait for everything you dreamed of, but still have sex. And don’t give up on age! - To grow old, but to have sex! ...It’s time, perhaps, to wrap things up: They invited me to have sex.
he who drinks a lot sleeps a lot, he who sleeps a lot does not rattle, he who does not rattle is pure in soul, hence the conclusion, drink dearly!
So let's have a drink here, they won't give it to you in the next world! Well, if they give it there, we’ll drink there and drink there!
Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left...
Cool toasts and congratulations to a woman
Toasts for women have a certain peculiarity: they can be said to almost any lady, be it a sister, a friend, a boss, because all women in the world dream of the same thing: love, youth, wealth. You can continue this list yourself by studying our selection. In it you will find funny toasts for a woman’s birthday, toasts for women and about women, toasts for a female company, and of course toasts and congratulations for friends.
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My toast to women! If I am a planet, then a woman is like the sky above me, forever nourishing the globe with gentle warmth and light!
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Kind and gentle, smart and beautiful... You were created miraculously by nature, Like a fairy tale, like a song, like a mountain stream - Swift, pure, free, no one's. So be full of health and happiness! There is only one you in my heart!
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A husband wakes up his wife in the middle of the night and says: “You’re wearing aspirin, take it.” The wife, surprised, asks: “Why do I need aspirin? My head doesn’t hurt...” Her husband: “Aha-ah!..”. Let's raise our glasses so that love doesn't take our birthday girl by surprise.
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Let your wishes come true, May your dreams come true. Not just on your birthday, Be a beauty queen.
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A true woman will definitely appreciate a pleasant male company, and (name of the birthday girl) will definitely make sure that a company of pleasant men appreciates her. Let's drink to our birthday girl, who is highly valued by all the men present here!
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My dear candy! Happy Birthday, my darling! Let the party happen soon in your nice cozy little apartment. Let invited guests come to you, And fill you up to the brim with all foreign gifts From Paris, Milan, Alaska. They will wish you health and joy, And success without any regard, Various goodies and sweets, Comfort and happiness as in a fairy tale!
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I wish you to be like candy: beautiful on the outside, but sweet inside, all covered in “chocolate” and with a “twist”. And so that you find a sweet tooth who cannot refuse you.
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Look at foreign women - what can they do, what can they accomplish? And look at us. No, as long as there are women like us in Russia, she is invincible! For Russian women!
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I wish you speed in work, vigor in health, eternity in happiness, infinity in life. From the sun - warmth, From people - kindness, From my husband - love, And only happiness lies ahead!
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I wish you positive things in life, So that even a cake is useful, So that one bonus is enough, A quick trip to the Vyatichi resort, So that prices don’t bite, Fate is sweet, kind, And all the time brings plenty of comfort and warmth!
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In connection with the increase in food prices, Sarah offers Rose: “If you agree that I fry eggs in your lard, I will allow you to cook meat in my soup.”
Dear ladies, here’s to you, thrifty and thrifty people!
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There are women with whom no one ever falls in love, but whom everyone loves. There are women with whom everyone falls in love, but whom no one loves. There are women whom everyone loves, but only one is in love. Of these three categories of women, only the latter are happy. So let's drink to happy women!
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Let your birthday be held with music and a martini! Let your smile fly to your beloved man! Let your friends be joyful and your loved ones healthy! May life give you happiness and comfort under the roof of your home!
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High flights, soft landings, So that the soul is not spoiled by a sad aftertaste, Joy, happiness - and quickly so that Life would be more cheerful, more fun, Meetings of unusual, close ones - healthy And joyful new impressions!
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The years are rushing by - steamships, see them off in a glimpse! You only become more beautiful with age - don’t forget this! Smile beautifully, After all, today is your holiday, Stay sweet, kind, With a light, affectionate soul!
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For us, young, beautiful and, despite this, smart!
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Some people love businessmen, Some people love sailors. Well, my friend, love real men!
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The daughter asks the mother: “Mom, you have a lot of life experience, tell me how to find out whether I have chosen a good husband or not?” After thinking, the mother replied: “If it’s bad, you’ll notice right away.” If it's good, never. Let's have a drink, girls, so you never notice!
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I wish blue stars in your palm. I wish you a love as bright as fire, I wish you a life that is not steep, and to live only for yourself, not for others!
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Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!
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Amazing mood, Have a great holiday, Love to the point of dizziness, Happy Birthday!
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For the fact that we love, for the fact that we are loved, for the fact that we meet, for the fact that we wait, for the fact that we are kept by the angel of life, for the fact that we breathe, for the fact that we live!
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For the lovely ladies - charming ones, We will drink a few glasses, And our hearts will become more cheerful. Hurry, my friend, pour some wine!
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You are very Russian. You are very Russian! From Russian burning gardens, May winter or autumn not touch Your semi-precious years!
Funny birthday toasts
They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it. They don’t drink for health - they pray for it. They don’t drink for love - they do it. Let’s drink to the dreams of our birthday boy - let them come true!
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So that you can eat and drink, So that you want and can, So that everyone and everywhere can be with someone and be where!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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When the sun shines brightly, the woman undresses to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make the eyes of men shine brighter than the sun!
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And there is nothing more wonderful to celebrate a birthday with Champagne, which is boiling in your hands with impatience. Be healthy, cheerful, kind fellow! I ask everyone to support us with a filled glass.
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They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
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It’s better to be well-fed than to be hungry, it’s better to live in peace than in anger, it’s better to be needed than to be free, that’s why we’ll drink so that the birthday boy can be well-fed, in peace and needed!
Cool and funny toasts in verse
I will always say a good toast, pour your glass fuller. So that after drinking everything to the dregs, we don’t turn into pigs! I want to say this toast (And for you to draw a conclusion): Let’s drink to something, So that there’s something to drink to! For us, beautiful, so that they don’t jinx us, For us, beautiful, so that they don’t get rid of us, so that we have something to wear and someone to undress in front of. We were women, and we remain so. We will outshine everyone with the radiance of our bodies. Let those who didn’t get us cry, And let the one who didn’t want us die! Let's drink to us! We always have fun with you, you are our joy and support! And there have never been any stupid arguments in your house. Let's drink now To you, friends, glorious hosts! Don’t forget about us, And you are on an equal footing with us! Never lose heart, Because there is no need for despondency! Keep your tail up, And live, brother, according to your mind! Let's drink to you now - You are a real man! Raise your glass quickly, And be happy every moment! My toast to true friendship, My toast to you little man, This toast needs to be repeated twice, My toast will teach you a lesson. In it I send you joy, And I give you happiness for the holiday, Man, I congratulate you, And I love you as a person. My toast to the sunny sky, To your life in health and work! Never know hunger for bread or thirst for warmth or water. No matter what happened yesterday, Whether happiness was set on fire, Whether grief thickened like a cloud, Rejoice at the new day! Don't be upset by mistakes - This is a departed shadow. Remember that you can only greet a new day with a smile.
Short toasts in prose
- I wish you a sea of happiness and inspiration on your birthday. Live sweetly, dream beautifully. May every dream come true! For you!
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Happy Birthday! I wish you peace, perceive it as it is. I wish you to love and enjoy every moment. For this day!
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Happy birthday and wish you to surpass the most unsurpassed and defeat the invincible. And most importantly, success and good luck in every step you take. Let's drink to that!
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let every spoon eaten at this table be sweet! Good health, more money, as well as a car, an apartment and a housekeeper!
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let it be sweet. I wish you to scoop up handfuls of money, grab luck by the tail and see only the beautiful things around you! Congratulations!
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- I wish you happiness, Joy, kindness, warmth, So that everything is wonderful, I drink to you today! Another year in your piggy bank, I congratulate you on this, And I wish you health, Joy and goodness to you!
Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary.
This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- - Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
