Today the stars indicated to gather for the sake of celebration. So why are the guests bored? Let's pour wine without pampering!
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Let there be a holiday in this house, And let happiness flow over the edge, As in the best gilded volume We will learn about a hundred secrets!
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Among one is our birthday boy, you guessed it without difficulty. We'll raise a glass to him, Let's lower him to the bottom!
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Let's raise our glasses and drink to the bottom. Let the life of the hero of the day be full of happiness!
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May this day be long and good! May your holiday continue for many years to come. I think, friends, that you are not too lazy to drink, so that you can meet the birthday boy more often.
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Let us wish, dear guests, as many happy days to our hero of the day as multi-colored leaves cover the earth in golden autumn, and let us fill our glasses for this.
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So that the birthday girl is always overwhelmed with feelings, I want us to raise our glasses now!
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Autumn evening First frost It’s our mother’s anniversary. She is so beautiful today, We all send compliments to her.
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Surprise washed over us all, It’s hard to take our eyes off her: Who said that half a century has passed for her? Who came up with the idea that she was fifty?
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She's twenty-five today, guys! Just twice twenty-five! She'll be fifty someday! And today she is twenty-five!
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Our dear mother! Accept, in the prime of your life, Our hot rainbow greetings And, without hiding our feelings, We will raise our cups for you!
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- Be as healthy as a tomato; be confident as a hillock; be steadfast like the rocks of the mountains; be spiritual as a cathedral; fresh at heart, like a pine forest!
The most original toasts (N.V. Demidova)
The given introductory fragment of the book The Most Original Toasts (N.V. Demidova) was provided by our book partner, liters company.
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Oddly enough, the first toast is raised not to the birthday boy, but to the one who will say toasts in his honor.
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So let's drink to brevity and her brother - talent, and let them help all those who will honor our birthday boy today!
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- Let's follow the principle of the State Emergency Committee, saying toasts in honor of the hero of the occasion. That is, Tell Whoever What You Like!
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Having warmed up those present in this way, you can move on to the main course - congratulations to the hero of the occasion. And here you can really turn around in full.
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To which I received a very unusual answer: “Yes,” he answered, “I am, but I’m hearing something random for the first time.” Thank you for opening my eyes!”
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In Siberia they say: a thousand kilometers is not a distance, a hundred deer is not a herd, sixty degrees is not frost, fifty years is not an age!
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We wish you, dear (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY), in about fifty years to come out of baby’s swaddling clothes and grow up, so that we can say: this is age!
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They say that the voice of those crying in the wilderness will be heard if they cry in unison. Let us all wish the hero of the occasion happiness in unison so that we can be heard even in the Sahara!
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- They say that sclerosis is a good disease, nothing hurts and every day there is news. Let's drink so that this news for our birthday boy will always be only good!
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Plato said that philosophizing is learning to die. And we will drink so that our birthday boy does not forget the main thing - learning to live.
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And I propose to drink to what we are absolutely not indifferent to - to live or die, as long as we can raise our glasses to the health of the hero of the occasion!
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Life is a win-win lottery: in the end everyone gets their own piece of land. Let's drink so that the hero of the occasion loses in this lottery for as long as possible!
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Happiness is being in the right place at the right time. We are all happy that we got to this holiday and came on time - so let's drink to the birthday boy while there is nothing left!
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- Teenagers are walking in the yard, they are joined by a “new guy” - a “bespectacled” guy and clearly a weakling. As usual, local authorities immediately attack him:
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I propose to drink so that our birthday boy will always be in good company, and we will willingly help him in this!
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Then his friend came in. He saw what was happening and exclaimed: “If you die, I have no reason to live!” And he also tightened the rope around his neck.
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They both jumped down, and the beam broke off. And gold suddenly fell from under the beam! If this man had not had a friend, he would have died and would not have acquired wealth.
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Let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy has the same friends who would not leave him in difficult times and would be like real gold!
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- One day, one padishah had a dream, and he called his oracle to explain its meaning to him. This was the plot of the dream.
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Of course, the padishah became angry with the old man and put him in a high tower. But needless to say that all his predictions came true.
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Let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy has gathered a variety of people under his roof, and let each of them have fun as best he can!
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You can surprise everyone present with a congratulation-toast, dressed in poetic form.
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Agreeing with the words of the unknown poet, I want to wish that the soul of our host would be pure and smooth, like a deserted beach, and the waves would bring only joy to him!
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- Shakespeare said that if every unjust word left a mark, we would all walk around dirty from head to toe. Let's drink to the radiant purity of our birthday girl!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a brick? A brick doesn't call you every day after you lay it once. Let's drink to the fact that our birthday girl, thank God, is a brunette!
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Let's drink to ensure that our beautiful birthday girl never finds herself in situations where her beauty and intelligence will be a hindrance to her!
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A true woman is smart, but hides it, but (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) is smart and doesn’t think about hiding it. Let's drink to the mind of the hostess of the holiday!
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A true woman will definitely appreciate a pleasant male company, and (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) will definitely make sure that the company of pleasant men appreciates her.
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Let's drink to our birthday girl, who is highly valued by all the men present here!
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Shakespeare's Hamlet believed that beauty and virtue are incompatible things. Our birthday girl is a living example of how wrong he was!
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I also want to suggest living life in such a way as to earn a priceless gift - the ability to not let go of beauty!
Toastmaster toast to the hero of the day
Many, I would even say that everyone knows Galina well. But the floor is given to the one whom Galina herself knows best - the hero of the day’s son Sasha and his wife Irisha.
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I am sure that everyone present here wishes the birthday girl happiness. What is happiness for you? Do you really need much to be happy?
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Most people are only as happy as they decide to be. Let's wish the hero of the day today to be one hundred percent happy and to be like this as often as possible!
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They took the piles in their left hand. They put the snack on a fork with their right hand. They got ready and froze!
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The game is played, after which Little Red Riding Hood approaches the hero of the day and asks:
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This holiday is a birthday Just a glorious anniversary So that the fun continues I’ll say to everyone “Pour it!”
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Guests from the West. Possesses a great sense of humor. The creators of two lovely girls. Connoisseurs of rare tener Gesharia and Businka. And just good-natured people. Who is this?
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Dear mom, I want to wish you that your life will be like this fairy tale (tasty and bright). And most importantly, there is always a place for adventurism and positivity.
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Then everyone, led by the birthday girl, is invited into the hall: the birthday girl in the center - everyone around her.
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This is your starfall of wishes About love and friendship Confessions Which of these stars will you catch?
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Everyone takes turns throwing up their stars with wishes, and the birthday girl tries to catch them. The captured stars' wishes are read aloud by the hero of the day.
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The presenter brings out 2 chairs and places them behind the previously fallen stars. The task of the team members is to run up one by one, take 1 star and attach it with colorful paper clips to a beautiful ribbon.
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Dear guests and mother, I propose to refill the glasses and drink so that for all participants in this meteor shower, stars will fall more often and always to happiness!
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It is immediately clear that close people have gathered here who not only know Galina well. But they never tire of congratulating her. Word to friend and colleague Vladimir and his wife Tamara!
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Only our mother is not a soldier at all And she doesn’t know how to hold a machine gun And the distances of space have not been explored
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Toast: So that all the next events in the life of the hero of the day will be as fun as our festive turn, and also for understanding the environment of the hero of the day without words!
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Make way, friends, make way, At this moment, smile from your heart. Skip ahead without a doubt You are the one who has a birthday.
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In order for us to extend this fairy tale, at least for a little while, slowly, manage to walk the Starry Path.
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3. From now on, pamper your husband more often, because he gives you his own. (kiss.) (The husband kisses the birthday girl.)
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4. For all the heroes of the occasion In moments like these, We are ready to give endlessly. (applause. + voiceover) (Applause from guests.)
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5. We can’t avoid miracles today, Let them rain down from the sky now. (confetti.) (Women throw confetti at the feet of the birthday girl)
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6. And it’s time, in honor of these minutes, to hear us here the anniversary. (firework.)
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(Guests, piercing balloons with forks, imitate fireworks + voiceover - fireworks track)
Very funny birthday greetings
On this day and this year, Every moment Let him laugh and sing Glorious birthday. Let your friends not let you down, And let fate not wilt, And let no invisible hard shackles arise in life. We wish with all our hearts: May everything be fine!
Congratulations on your birthday and according to the list of blessings we wish: So that you get into the Duma! To become a new Russian! Outdid Gates Beal, celebrated a dacha in the Maldives! Let Paris Hilton fall in love and fall at your feet!
May your life be rich and your head not hurt in the morning. I hope you will not forget this day, May your soul rejoice, May your body dance and tremble joyfully, May love flow like a river in your heart. I wish you happiness and a lot of success, to live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste. To drown in love, but not to grieve. Have a good marriage, always have fun.
I wish everyone to love, fall in love, get married, have sex. Then be fruitful, multiply, and also have sex. Dedicate yourself to work with passion, and then have sex. Enjoy the blessings of life and have sex zealously. Wait for everything you dreamed of, but still have sex. And don’t give up on age! -Grow old, but have sex! . It’s time, perhaps, to wrap things up: They invited me to have sex.
Introducing the host to the guests at the anniversary
If you are thinking about buying a projector, I would advise you to pay attention to these models:
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Dance of the spouses. Host: Friends! We continue our festive banquet and invite the birthday girl and her husband to dance.
The May colors of this meadow are all connected with a friend’s birthday. Dear hero of the day! We will ask you to stand up and quickly accept the ringing of congratulations.
The wine is sparkling on the tables, Is the toast already languishing on your lips? Well, friends, hurry up to the table - The strong, and the weaker sex.
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After strong wine, you now need a snack. We invite you to enjoy it, and continue the anniversary evening.
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We ask all guests to sit down at the tables, because we need to drink and eat deliciously.
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The table today is so rich that it attracts the eye. Both snacks and wine have been waiting for you all for a long time.
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We're missing something here. Maybe a drink wouldn't hurt? I am male and female. I invite everyone to the table.
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To make the eyes of the guests shine and sparkle, we want you to refresh yourself a little.
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Before that they danced together - It became hot and stuffy for everyone. It's time for us to cool the heat and pour it with wine! Quench it with a snack – unearthly, but very tasty!
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They danced together merrily. Isn't it time to eat? Is it playful to drink wine? Should I listen to a humorous toast? Hurry up to the table and fill your glasses!
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We danced, had fun and sobered up a little. I ask everyone to come to the table again - both men and the weaker sex.
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If you have satisfied your hunger, If you ate and drank together, If you don’t have the strength to chew - Go out and dance!
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Put down the forks and spoons, Stretch your legs, So that the blues don’t torment you, We’ll teach you rock and roll!
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Rather than clinking glasses, it’s better to sing a song together. Well, if you don’t sing, just dance, Stretch your legs.
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And now we are waiting for all the words From our dear one, From the one who has been close for years, With whom adversity is not scary. Behind him, as if behind a stone wall, is (name, patronymic of the hero of the day), my dear husband!
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Time adds years to life, changing the calendar sheet. Today, your close-knit, friendly team congratulates you from the bottom of our hearts! (Congratulations from the team)
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Dear birthday boy! Life is not so complicated, If you are not alone, Your first friend is your wife, We will give her our word. (Congratulations to the wife)
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Dear (name, patronymic of the guest), we think that congratulations from you will replenish the stock of this basket. (Congratulation)
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The team would like to know when he will congratulate. Your turn has come. Get started, gentlemen! (Congratulations from the team)
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We will not break traditions on this anniversary; the relatives of the hero of the day will congratulate him.
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We see that many of your devoted friends came to the anniversary. They are ready at this hour to congratulate you from the bottom of their hearts! (Congratulations from friends)
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There is always peace in your soul when your children are all with you. Now is the time to tell them. All words to the hero of the day. (Congratulations to the children)
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The wine is sparkling on the tables, Is the toast already languishing on your lips? Well, friends, hurry up to the table - Both the male and the weaker sex. Make yourself as comfortable as possible, let's raise a New Year's toast!
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Usually on such a big day, which is called a birthday. Friends with an open soul bring you congratulations. (first name, patronymic), meet your friends! (Congratulations from friends.)
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Congratulations are flying like hail towards the birthday girl! (Congratulations to the guests)
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Congratulations, of course we will continue together! Are you all ready, dear ones, to make a new toast?
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Wife and son congratulate a dear and beloved person on his birthday. (Congratulations to the family)
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Every year our family grows. The family will continue, our relatives will increase. (Congratulations to relatives)
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Today, on this anniversary day, the mother of the hero of the day will say golden words about her son (Congratulations to the mother)
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Today, with a low bow, the constellation turns to the birthday girl, Which belongs to family and friends. (Congratulations to relatives)
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How many petals does a beautiful rose have, So many words each one is ready to express to you. And your work colleagues will be the first (let’s not break traditions) to congratulate you. (Congratulation)
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Among all the constellations, brighter, more cheerful, We see here a constellation of friends. It hurries to congratulate you on your birthday and express congratulations to your friend. (Congratulations from friends)
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For your grandchildren you are “Grandfather, “grandfather”, “grandfather”. There are three of them already in the anniversary year. (Congratulations to grandchildren)
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Well, let's pour our glasses full! Let's drink together, without any fuss, And let's dance to the fullest - There is no more fun!
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In order for the hero of the day to experience wonderful moments, We will continue our congratulations at the table.
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This holiday is a birthday! Just a glorious anniversary! To keep the fun going, I’ll say to everyone, “Pour it!”
Cool birthday script for a woman “Everything for you”
A cool birthday scenario “Everything for you” is intended for celebrating at home with family and friends. Suitable for women of any age and designed for a company of up to 30 people.
Additionally, you need to organize funny congratulations from unexpected guests, gifts from children, and other entertainment - this will help create the right mood for everyone present. Guests and the birthday girl will receive a charge of humor, positive emotions and vivid memories of a fun birthday.
Caucasian toasts and table jokes on a man’s anniversary.
This collection contains Caucasian toasts and table jokes for a man’s anniversary, which can be used as the basis for a cheerful or lyrical congratulation.
- Dear, I had such an amazing dream in which you bought me a wonderful fur coat!
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“My dear,” her husband answers, “maybe you’ll fall asleep one more time and see in your dreams where I can get money for your fur coat!”
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So let’s drink to the fact that the wife of our birthday boy sees the right dreams, so that he will be the best in her eyes both in dreams and in reality!
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So, let's drink to the friends of our hero of the day, who are always with him - in sorrow and in joy!
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Looking at how many loyal friends surround the hero of the day, I remembered one parable.
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People were just surprised and threw up their hands. However, both Yegor and Samson enjoyed great respect in the village for their relationship.
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Let's raise our glasses to true friendship! Let each of us not skimp on help and dedication in difficult times!
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- Okay, you will remain safe if you fulfill three wishes of the first woman you meet.
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They shook hands and went deep into the forest. Along the way they meet an elderly woman. The gray wolf told her what was the matter.
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To the wolf's third question, the woman demanded the same thing! Then the man fell to his knees in front of the wolf and whispered in exhaustion:
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So let's drink, friends, to such men whom wolves don't eat, because there's no reason!
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- I like beauties like you. - answered the hot horseman from the Caucasus mountains, because he is a real man and will never offend a lady either in word or deed
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Father and son are sitting alone at home in the evening. Suddenly there is a knock on the door. "Who's there?" - they ask. “It’s me, wealth!” But the father did not tell his son to open it. They knock again:
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- Now, son, quickly unlock it! This is our wealth, health and happiness have come!
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So let’s raise a toast to the wife of our birthday boy, who once quenched his terrible thirst for love and remained with him forever!
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Let's drink to the sagacious wife of the hero of the day, who managed to make the right bet!
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I propose to drink to our hero of the day, who today is in a state of harmony and balance and for whom all the best is yet to come!
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The philosopher Socrates' students once asked him which mortal could be considered happy? “The one who has an honest way of thinking and a sharp mind,” answered the sage.
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So let's raise our glasses to the ability of a real man to make any sacrifice in the name of his love!
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There is an opinion that our hero of the day gives the impression of a gentle person. So let's raise our glasses so that not a single enemy can bend it!
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- I fell in love with you at first sight! - the Cossack answered her enthusiastically and I want to marry you!
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“You’re in a hurry, because you haven’t seen my beautiful sister.” She is a thousand times more beautiful than me. Stop and wait for her on the same path, my sister is following me!
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- Why are you surprised? After all, you also deceived me: you said that you loved me more than life itself, but you yourself remained waiting for a woman who was supposedly more beautiful than me!
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So let’s fill and raise our glasses to the constancy of the masculine character that our hero of the day is so enviably distinguished by!
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One king had a very capricious daughter. One day she came to her father and said: “Father! I want to spend this night with Emelyan Pugachev!”
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What to do? Portrayed. But on the second night, the eccentric princess needed Fyodor Chaliapin - the actor also played it right. On the third night I represented Ermak.
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- Don’t take me for a fool! I realized that our actor plays all these men. So: this night I want him himself! And no one for me!
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Three Georgians gather at a barbecue in the evening and discuss their affairs. The youngest of them is asked:
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“It turned out that my wife is such a greedy woman!” She always asks me for money.
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I suggest you raise your glasses to the fact that this anecdote has nothing to do with our generous hero of the day!
Let's raise our glasses and drink to the bottom, After all, life is given to everyone as a reward! On your anniversary day, we are glad to tell you that life gave you to us as a reward!
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We will not count how many years have been lived. I just want to wish you from the bottom of my heart: Don’t get sick, don’t grow old, Don’t be sad, don’t get bored And celebrate anniversaries many times!
A year has been added to ten - This is not a problem at all. Days pass without looking back And merge into years. It is important to always be healthy, there is nothing more important! Be gentle and loved and live to be a hundred years old!
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Happy anniversary, dear, We all wish you congratulations! For our mother, wife and mother-in-law, Let's drink wine to our friend, Let's drain the glass to the bottom For our tender love!
Congratulations on your anniversary, we wish you strength in life! We love and cherish you, And we want you to bring health every year, Which leads to your 100th anniversary.
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Anyone who hasn't had a hangover doesn't know the taste of water. I wish that tomorrow morning the hero of the day will find water tasteless and life wonderful!
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They say that our hero of the day gives the impression of a gentle person. So let's drink so that no one tries to bend him!
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Let's raise our glasses and wish that in the life of our hero of the day the only thing old is wine, the only thing moldy is cheese, and the only thing is love! All the best to you and health (name)!
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I will begin my toast to the health of our hero of the day with the words of the Roman poet Publius Ovid Naso: “There is no need to count years: people live longer. The point is not in years, but in deeds - they must be counted.
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60 years is a date when it’s worth looking back and thinking. I wish you to look back and think: “Well, it’s cool that I lived 60 years, but let’s do the same!”
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Forty years is the maturity of youth, and sixty is the youth of maturity. Let's drink to the young man - our hero of the day! And many years to him!
