Fairy tale funny for a woman's anniversary
In a certain kingdom, a marvelous state, a princess grew up, a miracle princess. There is a sharp mind, the ability to do things always well, for centuries. With extraordinary skill, Foreseeing everything from afar. Slender, impressive and beautiful, strict in communication, modest, surprisingly tough in character, a little quick-tempered in words. In everyday life - a housewife for all ten, In the family - a caring mother, Wife, artist, shakhin... Where could I get such (name)?! Today we congratulate you on your birth forty years ago, we wish you good health, and in everything you will be like your mother. Let a basket full of happiness sparkle in the sun, give light, And so that five more times forty times each we can all look at you. May God send everything that is needed, The love of relatives is always full, And, like a ribbon of the horizon, May life be long in years. Write your life with dignity, Create, do good, Keep everything you have, And may you be lucky for good. May God, seeing everything, protect you on the difficult journey of life, so that you can achieve the goal that is outlined for you along the way.
Funny poems for women
*** You are not a crazy Empress, You are a bundle of carnal goodness, You cast a glance that is never even dreamed of by the One who is definitely unfaithful. You still laugh through your tears, You dance, you make people happy, you play pranks, And, clinging to the one who is dear, You tremble like an aspen leaf. You are not a crazy Empress, You are just a darling of fate, Holding the firebird in your hands, You are stealing happiness from fate.
*** Ah, what a woman! They often say, Oh, what a woman! They follow you with their gaze. Ah, what a woman! And what kind of mother could create such Beauty? Ah, what a woman! Songs are sung to her, She is the ultimate dream, Beauty is comfort. Ah, what a woman! Words cannot describe, It is better, numb, to contemplate in silence. Ah, what a woman! God created it, And the way he carved it, He showed it to us all.
*** We are women, and this is why we are dangerous, Sometimes cruel and cunning, Insidious, weak, beautiful And very attractive, smart. We are women. And this means - mothers, we are the ancestors of life on earth, We fill it with good deeds and do not let it disappear in the darkness. We are women. It sounds so wonderful - Majestic, proud, high. It’s like a song in the sky Takes off simply and easily. We are women. We are created for affection, Let bitterness and misfortune bypass us, We each want a little fairy tale - For a day, for a year, or better yet, for centuries.
*** There’s something crazy about you since childhood, There’s a lilac fog in your eyes, You’re slender, beautiful and impressive, But the rest is just fog. You're wandering about not on business, You get carried away every day. You are in vain not listening to advice and thereby creating a shadow. You need to reduce the crazy, increase your intelligence... everything will pass And what you have planned for life is not far off, it will come.
Toasts with birthday jokes
*** If you encounter obstacles on your way, accept them with irony. If there is a series of failures, turn it into a joke. If they want to know your age, lie. Happy holiday, dear colleague, you have become one year older.
*** The man decided to buy his beloved a gift. I spent a long time choosing, asking the price and decided to take a cup with the inscription: “To my dearest and most beloved woman.” And then he asked the seller: “Are there a dozen of these cups in the store?” So let's raise a glass to real masculine logic.
*** Walking through the park, I admire the moon and suddenly notice a couple kissing. I go the next day: the moon, flowers... and again yesterday’s guy kisses another girl. On the third day I decided to check: night, moon, ... and a guy on the same bench, but the girl was the third. Let's drink to the steadfastness of guys and the fickleness of women. For you, newborn!
*** Let's drink to a woman with Georgian patience, Greek beauty, French figure, Japanese grace and Russian soul.
*** We congratulate you on Jam Day! And in unison we wish you luck. We love you very much, May your life be stable. Let's raise a glass of joy to make the day memorable!
*** A successful man has a favorite thing that brings real pleasure. There are loved ones nearby whom he loves and for whom he is ready to go through thick and thin. But the main thing is that a man should feel successful. Only those close to him can appreciate a real man. Let's drink to the birthday boy's wife, who helps him move towards success.
*** Dear godfather, so dear, We wish you a sea of love. May joy bring you to heaven, And may your beloved husband always carry you in his arms. The Lord protects you from adversity and bad weather, but we wish you great human happiness.
*** Our dear friend, I have never met anyone more beautiful. Let the house be a full cup, And let there be a car in the garage! Let the fur coat hang in the closet, Not just one, but three. I will invite you to visit me with luck, you will accept it with joy.
*** A man lived on the bank of the river. Its waters were dark and its depth was enormous. On the other bank there was a fairy-tale garden, from where the sweet singing of birds could be heard. No matter how hard they tried, no one could swim across the river. The man decided to plant trees himself. Years passed. The man worked tirelessly: he loosened the soil and watered the seedlings. The centuries-old forest across the river began to wither away. Even the birds abandoned him. And the man’s trees grew and became the fabulous place he dreamed of. Let's raise a glass to the birthday boy who knows how to solve any problems and tirelessly moves towards his goal.
*** On your birthday, jam day, please accept our congratulations. More money, love and an apartment, so that everyone around you can love you. Don't get sick and don't get bored, and get plenty of rest!!!
You can see funny congratulatory toasts here.
Funny new year poem
May our wives be doubly happy in the coming year, May they eat enough of their daily bread, May they dress in triple clothes... May they not be arrogant, May they understand rank and order, May they be beautiful in soul, Regardless of their attire. So that warmth, like from a potbelly stove, radiates from you, so that they do not scold us in vain in a bad, unkind hour. We give ourselves to you of our own free will now, And for days, and for years, And for this wonderful hour. Eat, chew us with words, And love sometimes. And we will love you, believe me, both now and forever.
*** Happy New Year to you, friends, I congratulate you for a reason, So that there is happiness in it, The table is sumptuous and the house is full. So that things can go smoothly, so that your head doesn’t hurt from unnecessary thoughts and worries, so that people can live well. What you wanted to come true, What was lost - so that it is found, So that you are lucky in your career, So that you don’t change your style. And of course, health, Strength, patience, intelligence, To be away from shit, So that it floats around and completely, Pressing everything - it lives on its own. Happy New Year, I raise my glass to love, kindness and life, so as not to seem.
Funny congratulations to a woman in verse and prose on her name day
I wish you to frankly become prettier year after year. And so that even in bad weather you can sing with happiness. I drove my car and could take a break from work. Shopping was allowed more often and I lived as I wanted!
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I wish you all the most beautiful, the happiest: Chocolate health, Grape fun, Endless life, Eternal youth, Strawberry smile! And life will be easier.
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Happy birthday, we wish you to be unique! So that the food cooks itself, so that the apartment does not gather dust.
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There are women who look like slightly withered flowers, Even dearer to me, dearer, You have become even more desirable!
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So that your nails don’t break and your stocking doesn’t tear, so that your heel is comfortable, graceful and high.
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A mink coat is not for your shoulders, Dollars for your wallet, Bright diamonds for your ears, Yes, coffee for your bed.
Funny poems for a friend
*** Don’t be sad, our friend, Be cheerful in life, The world is not worth our life, Remember this, don’t forget. Everything was and will be the same Troubles out of spite You live... and you work hard Out of spite for all the envious people. I want you to be healthy, to wish you for many years, so that life goes well and bearably, God protects you from all troubles. May you be lucky in big and small on your worldly path, and add warmth and kindness to what you have.
*** Let the years fly by, dear friend, Leaving what the soul needs: Love and confidence for business, and for tomorrow, And for what you wanted. So that the fair wind blows evenly and straight into the sails of hope and destiny. And you, without bending, fought stubbornly With everything that fate would throw at you. And so that, having overcome all the obstacles of everyday life, I manage to preserve myself as you are, as people need, Well, how can you not love you.
*** May the sun that is in the window shine for many years, So that you are loved deeply, So that you too can love. The rest - God will help, And don’t be afraid of anything, That all your hopes will come true, There will be joy along the way. I only wish for victory, Not to lose, but only to find. And having found it, do not part, Be yourself always, everywhere, Never succumb to any squabbles and fate.
Fairy tale funny for a man's anniversary
The hero of the day (name) lived in a distant city. He was not young at all, but not yet old. Half a century is a daring number, It is impressively strict and at the same time reminds that life is amazingly good. And the anniversary, although significant, But there are still years ahead. In which there will be anniversaries Not once, not twice, but in succession. Remember this, (name), and with this feeling, reap your harvest in the years you have lived, and don’t create miracles, don’t get excited. And we always wish you Good and happiness on your path, which will definitely take many years to pass. Your health should be stable, your business will be in order, your home will be paradise, and you will be the king in the mansions. Sit and feel freedom. And so that children and grandchildren will be happy every hour, Warmth and affection will be returned, which You have given more than once. I raise my glass to you and drink it all in one gulp and to the bottom, To you, prince-royal, After all, in the team you are a star.
