Never argue with a woman: if you argue, she will consider you a rude person; if she argues, she will consider you a fool. Here's to lovely ladies who know how to argue!
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The girl is a star. And the stars are beautiful at night. Let's raise our glasses to the polar nights!
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Women are like daisies, they are the same: R - romantic, O - charming, M - young, A - angels, Sh - playful, K - beautiful, I - sophisticated. Let's drink to the daisies decorating our table.
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A loving husband serves his wife coffee in bed every morning, and all she has to do is grind it. So let's drink to hardworking wives!
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An angelic woman is one who will make an angel out of any devil. Here's to angelic women!
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Chemist girls drink until they precipitate. Female doctors drink until they lose their pulse. So let's drink to the girls physicists who drink until they lose resistance!
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Women's drama: before you knew it, they stopped looking back. So let's drink to those women who live without looking back!
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An amazing woman is one who is able to surprise her husband. So let's drink to the women who surprise us more than once a day!
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I propose a toast to the unyielding women present here. Women to whom old age will never come! For you, our adamant ones!
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When a girl crosses a stream, she lifts her skirt above her knees. So let the girls cross the seas!
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Let's drink to six "N"! For our unique, beloved, incomparable, irresistible, necessary, unforgettable hostess!
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- If women are flowers, then men are gardeners. So let's drink to the most beautiful profession on earth - gardeners!
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An original woman sees a hint of a serious relationship in an offer to have a cup of coffee. So let's drink to original female thinking!
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Let's raise our glasses so that every man present here will meet his own Mona Lisa, which you can look at without financing!
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If a man is persistent, he will definitely achieve what a woman wants. So let's drink to their persistence and our desirability!
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- No matter what the astrologer guesses, I simply don’t listen to astrologers! Today I raise my glass of wine to lovely women. I raise my glass of wine today with excitement.
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The taste of life is on a woman’s lips. The feeling of life is in the arms of a woman. Here's to the women who represent the whole world to us!
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It has already become a saying: “A man forgives and forgets, a woman forgives and that’s all.” Let's drink to women not only forgiving, but also forgetting!
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The most interesting thing about an interesting woman is not what she can give you, but what you want from her. Here's to women who evoke interesting desires!
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It is easier for a woman to kiss the devil than to call someone beautiful. So let's drink to women's objectivity!
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Nothing graces a woman more than the temporary absence of her husband. So let's drink to the most beautiful women!
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- Some women cannot resist after the first drink, others faint from the first compliment, others fall into arms after the first kiss. So let's drink to weak women!
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Dear women! I wish you to always have four animals: a mink on your shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a lion in your bed and a donkey who would pay for all this!
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What can you raise a glass to at sea? For the sea wave, the sun, the beach, for the cheerful ease of crazy life, for the women who decorate our vacation.
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There are four roses sitting at this table. Let us wish them to always bloom. Let's drink to beautiful women!
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“The path to a settled life was shown to a man by a woman,” wrote Gorky. For our wives who showed us this path!
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- Women recognize seven stages of their age: child, girl, young woman, young woman, young woman, young woman, young woman. So let's drink to forever young women!
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To love the queen like that, to steal a million like that, But without the queen we don’t need him! For women!
Beautiful toasts for women
And we will fulfill our primary duty And we will drink while standing at full height To our ladies! We make this toast to our women!
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An impeccable woman is one who can hardly be blamed for wanting to look better than she really is. For impeccable women!
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Oh woman! The soul languishes and the thirst torments more and more! Let us get drunk today! Pour some wine into our glasses!
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- An angelic woman is one who will make an angel out of any devil. Here's to angelic women!
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The beauty of a woman does not depend on the sparkle of her diamonds, but on the sparkle in her eyes. Let's drink to the women and wish that the sparkle of your eyes will light up the hearts of men.
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Toasts to a woman’s anniversary: 50 meaningful congratulations ✍
I wish you today, dear birthday girl, that the biggest problem in your life will be the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!
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I wish you inspiration in your work, warmth and kindness in your family circle. Among friends, love and respect And in the life of a dream come true!
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Let there be an ocean of happiness, a universe of success, and let there be less grief than a glass, and hide that one away!
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They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let your life be an eternal shower of stars!
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May your soul always be open to goodness, your heart noble, your appearance beautiful, and your home rich!
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Congratulations, and I wish your life to be like champagne, light, exciting, beautiful and overflowing!
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I wish you have everything in life! AND EXPECTED pleasures, and pleasant SURPRISES!
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You are like a magical, sweet dream, I want it to last forever! You are my angel, the keys to heaven, Happy birthday, dear!
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Happy Anniversary, dear, I congratulate you, I wish you women’s happiness, I drink to the dregs for you! Be smiling and sweet, Be healthy, never have troubles, Be always, always beautiful, Forget all the bad things!
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It is rightly said that a woman is like wine; it only becomes more refined over the years. So let's drink to our birthday girl, so that the years will only brighten her up and make her more and more perfect!
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After all, it is only thanks to a woman that you and I live and enjoy life. You are our beginning. Hurry up and fill your glasses for the beautiful lady at our table.
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They say that forty years is the maturity of youth, and sixty is the youth of maturity. So let's drink to the young man (name)! Happiness and health to you!
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Congratulations on your anniversary, we wish you strength in life! We love and cherish you, And we want you to bring health every year, Which leads to your 100th anniversary.
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He who drinks a lot sleeps a lot He who sleeps a lot does not rattle He who does not rattle is pure in soul Hence the conclusion, drink dear!
I wish this toast brings only pleasure! Let a car, a cottage and a business appear in a carefree life. And there will be so much happiness in the heart that you won’t be able to get away from it!
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Today, on your bright holiday, I raise a toast, Let joy cover your head, Don’t know, dear, tears!
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So the champagne foams in the glasses, the sparkling bubbles sparkle, Have fun today, it never happened, so that there are only bright days ahead!
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I raise my wine glass, My soul demands to congratulate you, I wish you to always be yourself, After all, you are beautiful and incredibly good!
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I raise my glass, My humble toast sounds to you. I congratulate you with pleasure, Be wonderful, like a bouquet of roses!
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I am glad to say: “Thank you very much!” And drink a glass to the bottom in your honor, I wish you to live with dignity and beauty, So that your soul is filled with only joy!
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Celebrate your birthday perfectly, Let the fire burn in the eyes of your friends, You remain cute, bright, fashionable, Attract good luck like a magnet!
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I dedicate this toast to the Beautiful Lady, of course, I wish that growth in your career always awaits you, without fail!
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So let’s drink to the bottom now, So that life turns out flawlessly, Taste the joys to the fullest, And the happiness will be endless!
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I wish you briefly but clearly: always a confident gait, success in your personal and career, and not being bored in bed at night!
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As a woman, live carefree, happily, brightly, endlessly! Illuminate us with your radiance and be the very charm!
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Let everything in life be like in a fairy tale. All you need is tenderness and affection, smiles, money and girlfriends, and the world around you just makes you happy!
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I want to wish you with a toast that success is easy! So that the adventures never end, and passers-by smile!
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I wish you, dear birthday girl, that the most difficult choice in your life is to decide whether to go to Paris or New York for the weekend!
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Women do not live by rules, but act according to their mood. May it always be radiant and positive for you!
Toasts for all occasions. Part 2: “For women!”
A wife cheated on her husband once and a brick fell out of the wall. I changed it a second time and the second brick fell out. So let's drink to the women before whom walls crumble.
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The wife accompanies her husband to the resort and says: “I beg you, do not spend money on what you can have for nothing.” So let's drink to thrifty women!
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Women are divided into 3 categories: - I will give, I will not give, I will give, but not to you. So let's drink to the ladies!
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- Let's drink to Maria Ivanovna! Voice from the side: “For what?” - Each for his own!
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It has long been the custom that men rule the world. At the same time, men are controlled by women. So let's drink to those women who rule the world.
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For the charm of women, for their captivating smiles! So that the sparkle in their eyes does not disappear. So that we too have a direct connection to this brilliance!
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The sun strips the girl down to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make our eyes burn brighter than the sun.
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For the sun to shine, the sky to turn blue, the roses to bloom, and the women to be beautiful!
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Let's drink to women who have supplanted men in many wonderful jobs, in many glorious fields and in many professions, but... who have not forced them out of their hearts.
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A girl, crossing a stream, lifts her dress to her knees. So let's drink to the women crossing the seas and oceans.
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Let's drink, friends, to the women who decorate our lives like flowers. Let's also drink to the men who, like gardeners, take care of these flowers!
I drink to you, oh woman, oh fairy! Not because I’m ready to drink: I drink to you, with a reverent soul, Entering into ecstasy. so, I drink to you.
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Congratulations, hugs, and shout Hurray to you! You are Miss World, Miss Universe and Miss of this table!
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“We were and remain goddesses, we will drive you crazy with the movement of our bodies! Let those who didn’t get us cry and let the one who didn’t want us die.”
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Our Natalia has a thin waist, an antique nose and a vitriol character. All Natalia is fitted, sultry and killer. She will look out and you will be ruined. Let's drink a glass to Natasha's health!
Cool toasts to women in poetry and proseWhy do we drink to women while standing? Firstly, because it is inconvenient to drink while lying down. Secondly, to proudly rise above them for a while. Thirdly, we drink standing up because it gets in more. Fourthly, we thus stretch our stiff limbs. Fifth, we get up to brush the rest of the salad off our pants. Sixth, we stand up in order to better see all the women present at the table. Seventh, they came up with this ritual in order to suddenly jump off from a high start if something happens. Eighth, we thus find out which of us remained under the table to pester women. Ninth, we get up so that when we sit down, we feel relief. And finally, we get up so as not to hear in our very ears: “Stop drinking! You've had enough." So, here's to the women! Men drink while standing!
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When women’s smiles hurt, beckon, burn, then men drink to women. Hooray!
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I propose to raise a glass to the lovely women who make up the core of this company, the instigators of fun parties, women full of thirst for joy, communication, and songs. The sparks of their hearts ignite us too. For you!
A toast to women: The hussars drink to the ladies while standing, alarming themselves with hope, That the ladies will not consider it difficult to answer them while lying down.
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I will enjoy a gentle woman's face and green grass as long as I live! I drank wine, I drink to women, and I will continue to drink to them until my fatal moment!
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Axiom N1: Women have no flaws. Axiom N2: If there are still flaws, then they are very cute. Axiom N3: You should drink to this. (and immediately a second toast) Corollary N1: Anyone who doesn’t want to drink to this has serious shortcomings. Corollary N2: Those who lack female attention have serious shortcomings. Corollary N3: No matter how we treat women, we should still drink!
As the satirist said: “There is no lady without fire.” I suggest we raise our glasses and toast to the beautiful lights that surround us men. They warm you in bad weather, beckon you in the night, and inspire you. In general, let's drink to the beautiful ladies!
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A crazy woman is one that many people are crazy about. For crazy women!
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The poet said about a woman in verse: There really is no more beautiful woman in the world! She feeds us, gives us water and caresses us, Forgives us, men, sins and mistakes!
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I dedicate this toast to the sweetest creatures Of all that exist on Earth - Exquisite and gentle, and beautiful, Similar only to the charming Spring! Let everything be successful in the lives of women! May the path be joyful and easy! I drink wine for them! Is it possible otherwise? And hardly anyone will dare to reproach me!
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I drink to the ladies, whoever doesn’t drink to them, I’ll hit them on their backsides!
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There are three types of jokes. The first type of joke makes cab drivers blush. The second makes the cab drivers' horses blush. And then there are jokes that are told only in purely female company. So let's drink to the fact that women at least sometimes share their secrets with us!
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A delightful woman knows how to make a man drunk with love! Let us only be drunk by such intoxicating women!
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They say that all men are divided into two categories: those who love chubby people, and those who hide the fact that they love chubby people. We declare with full responsibility that we are representatives of the third, qualitatively new category. We love our women, without exception, and, as proof, we raise our filled glasses, standing, for all of you, our dear ones. And when we clink glasses with you, pay attention - even the clink of glasses will not be able to drown out the beating of our excited hearts!
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While the man is thinking, the woman already knows the answer. Let's drink to women's intuition, which works faster than men's logic.
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Dear women, Congratulations! May your mood be sunny and joyful! I wish you love, beauty, and dreams come true! We raise our glasses together. We really need to drink to women!
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If we meet a bad woman, then it is better not to connect our fate with her, so as not to ruin our life. You shouldn’t associate her with a good woman either, because in this case we will ruin her life. Let's drink to the women who are right for us.
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For those who are less here, For the gender that is weak. My toast is to lovely women, So, friends, to women!
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Let's raise a toast to faithful wives - these women only harass one man.
So that everything goes “the way”, We will drain the glasses without heating them, And once again we will pour for the women!
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The crystal glass has been waiting for wine for a long time, Let's fill it to the brim. He will bring warmth to our souls, So that we no longer know the cold. To the women who keep comfort and peace, To those who decorate our lives, Today we drink with special warmth, And we generously wish them happiness!
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In the Pushkin Museum, two Soviet intellectuals are standing near Leonardo da Vinci’s painting “La Gioconda,” and one says, turning to the other: “I don’t understand why everyone is going crazy and what they all find in it... I don’t admire it at all!” And Faina Ranevskaya passes by and says: “This lady has delighted humanity for so many centuries that now she herself has the right to choose: whom she should admire and who she should not.” Let's drink to our ladies doing us the honor of delighting us today!
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The one I love is called my favorite. The one I sleep with is called a mistress. The one I live with is called my wife. Here’s to wives who combine all the best feminine qualities in one person!
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An asymmetrical woman is one who looks better from the back than from the front, and better from the front than from the back. For asymmetrical women!
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Let's drink to our lovely, beautiful, kind-hearted, unarrogant ladies! For the beloved, gentle, proud, For the talented, submissive! We raise our glasses and wish women happiness!
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For the sweet and lovely women who captivated us with their smiles, For the fact that the earthly path is marked by Their beauty! We drink to you!
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Women! I would like to wish you four animals: a mink on your shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a lion in your bed and a ram who would pay for all this! Here's to you, women!
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Let's drink to the women. It doesn’t cost you or me anything, but it’s nice for them.
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Some women are superior to others in the ability to cook deliciously, others in the art of love. So let's drink to excellent women!
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Two nuclear physicists are walking down the street and talking about the problems of their science. A stunning girl in a miniskirt walks towards them. Both scientists not only fall silent at the same time, but also, stopping, look at her for a long time. Finally one of them whispers: “Damn it, how interesting the atoms are grouped!” So let's drink to every single atom of our women!
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Tacitus said: “For a woman, meekness is the surest means of being right.” So let's drink to our lovely ladies to assure us that they are right only in this way!
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There is nothing more pleasant than complimenting women! At the same time, they are so cutely lost, or laugh so boisterously, or say so restrained and majestic: “Thank you!”... But in any case, they blossom. For a good mood among women, because ours depends on it!
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In ancient times there lived a padishah. He once called an astrologer to him: “You lived with me for a long time, and you never predicted anything bad for me.” And that's why I wanted to reward you. Choose any of my wives. The astrologer approaches the first wife: “Tell me, how much is two and two?” “Three,” she says. “What a thrifty wife,” thought the astrologer. The second one answered: “Four.” “What a smart wife,” thought the astrologer. The third answered: “Five.” “And this is a very generous wife,” thought the astrologer. And what kind of wife do you think he chose? He chose the most beautiful one! So let's drink to the beautiful ladies present here, any of whom an astrologer would choose for himself!
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A man's desire to love all women makes even his own wife laugh. For the funny wishes of men who develop a sense of humor in women!
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In a restaurant, a sailor leans over to his girlfriend and says confidentially: “Drink makes you look great!” “But I haven’t drunk yet,” she replies. - But I already drank! I want to record the fact that we have hardly drank yet, but our women are still beautiful! For our beautiful women!
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This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
Cool women's toasts
Girls, the truth, as always, is simple: “Whoever you hang out with is the one who will get you pregnant.” Let's drink to eternal truths!
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At a disco, a guy approaches a girl. May I please? he asked, worried. Certainly. We can, but let's dance first. Let's drink, girls, to the sequence of events!
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An intelligent woman will never achieve with her mind what a beauty can achieve only with her beauty. Let's drink to the beautiful women who achieve everything in life with their minds.
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As they say, a smart woman can even make a man out of a monkey. I invite everyone to pour it full and drink to us, smart women!
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A statue is adorned by his appearance, and a man is decorated by his deed. So let's drink to us, beautiful in every way!
Beautiful toasts to women
Let's drink to charm and charm, to captivating smiles! For women's eyes not to go out! For us to have a direct connection to their sense of completeness!
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If a friendly conversation with a woman lasts long after midnight, it can be called intrusive. Here's to women with whom you can fall asleep early!
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Wherever you invite a woman, she will still lead you by the hand to the registry office door. Let's drink to purposeful women!
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A hot woman can be compared to boiling water. Let's drink so that it doesn't boil in vain!
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Why do we choose only one out of many beautiful women? That's just how nature works! Let's drink to the universal law of gravity!
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A wife cheated on her husband once - a brick fell out of the wall. I changed it a second time and the second brick fell out. So let's drink to the women before whom walls crumble!
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Many centuries ago, God created the Earth. To make the Earth beautiful, he created Adam and Eve. So let’s drain these glasses for the women, thanks to whose betrayal we all descended from monkeys.
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Dear women! Bewitch, ignite, burn, incinerate! For women who, like ginseng, who, like money, attract us!
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Without women we are poor, thin and pale, bent and bent, slightly abnormal. But with women it’s the other way around! For that turn, when it’s the other way around, we’ll send the glasses into our mouths. For dear women!
Don't slow down
Unfortunately, not all men in the world understand that girls love persistent and self-confident people. If a lady refuses an offer to go for a walk or get acquainted, this does not mean at all that she does not want it. You need to show persistence, originality and then everything will work out! There are also humorous toasts about this!
“The goat stood on the mountain and looked at the sea. The girl came to the beach, completely undressed and lay down on her stomach. An hour later she turned over on her back. The goat stood on the mountain and looked at the sea. After lying down on her tummy, the young lady rolled onto her side. And the goat still stood and watched... Let's raise our glasses to those people who not only stand and watch, but come up to introduce themselves and start a conversation!”
!A daughter once asked her mother how to know if she had chosen a good husband. The mother answered without thinking: “If it’s bad, you’ll notice it right away, if it’s good, you’ll never notice!” So let’s drink to us, wonderful women!”
“Women are beautiful and varied, like exotic flowers. Men are skilled gardeners who take care of flower beds. Let’s drink to the hope that we will always bloom and smell, and that the gardeners will take care of the funds for this.”
Such short toasts will give you a boost of energy and make your friends laugh.
Women's toasts are cool
- A little boy came to a candy store and asked to sell him a chocolate man. - Who do you want, a boy or a girl? - asked the seller, smiling. - Of course, a boy! — the boy was not at a loss. So let's drink to these extra five grams, which mean so much!
- Life is a very short thing, but the hours of waiting are inexorably long. May the hours of long-awaited happiness be just as long for you, my dear and beloved friend! So let's drink to the full cup of joy of these minutes!
- A sort of Madame Broshkina, a tall, plump woman, is sitting in the restaurant. She calls the waiter and says: “Listen, I don’t like the place I’m sitting in at all.” “Well, madam,” the waiter answers, looking at the woman, “you should not only be proud of this place, but you can also earn huge money.” Let's drink, girls, so that we will always be proud of our figures!
- There are many different categories of women. For example, there are women with whom no one falls in love, but whom everyone loves. There are also women with whom everyone falls in love, but no one loves. However, only the woman whom everyone loves, but with whom only one is in love, is happy. So let's drink to happy women!
- The wife drove out her impotent husband. After some time, having recovered, he returns home and knocks on the door. The wife, without getting up, shouts from the bed: “Get away, you unfortunate impotent man!” - Honey, if you knew why I’m knocking on your door. - Well, come in, come in, shameless one. So let's drink, girls, to our feminine ability to forgive!
- At a disco, a guy approaches a girl. - May I see you? - he asked worriedly. - Certainly. We can, but let's dance first. Let's drink, girls, to the sequence of events!
- There is a huge queue at the pharmacy. And suddenly a man runs in and shouts: “Faster!” Faster! Skip immediately! I have a woman lying there. The line immediately parted. A man comes up to the counter and says: “Hurry up and give me a pack of condoms!” Friends, I propose to drink to such caring and attentive men!
- The wife reproaches her husband: “Eh, if it weren’t for you, we would be an ideal couple.” Let's have a drink, girls, so that our men meet our requirements!
- Girls, it doesn’t matter how many men you’ve had. It is important how much “fire” was in your men. I propose a toast to quantity, which, however, does not compromise quality!
- Girls, the truth, as always, is simple: “Whoever you mess with, you’ll get pregnant.” Let's drink to eternal truths!
- The young guy is disgusted with life in this world because his beloved married someone else. He began to torment himself, to shorten his eyelids. He swam in icy water, walked barefoot in the snow in the cold, slept on the bare floor, starved himself and: a year later he took first place in the competition among “walruses”. So let's drink to the women who clear the way for men's achievements!
- A husband calls his wife while standing under the window of the maternity hospital. The wife looks out: “Show your son!” - the husband shouts. — Doctors don’t allow it yet. — How is his health? - Fine. - Tell me, who does he look like? - Well, you still don’t know. I suggest, friends, to fill your glasses to the brim and drink to our “little” women’s secrets!
- Two friends met on the street: “Why are you so preoccupied?” — It’s my husband’s birthday today. According to his horoscope, he is Sagittarius. Also a hunter. You'll have to spend a lot and buy him a gun. — It’s my husband’s birthday today too. He is Capricorn. So I was wondering if I should give him horns... Let's drink, girls, to our ability to surprise men!
- What is a man? A man is a person who confidently holds his future, work, success in his hands... What is a woman? A woman is a person who carries on her shoulders a house, a household, children, worries and a man who confidently holds everything in his hands... For the great ability to be a woman!
- Mother teaches daughter: - Remember! A woman wants a lot, but from one man. A man - one, but from many women. How not to drink to the experience!
Friendship
Best friends understand each other without words. But you can only meet one like this once in a lifetime. True, strong female friendship is not a myth! Cool toasts for female company also talk about this.
Two friends haven't seen each other for a long time:
- Hello, I heard that you got married successfully.
- Yes, dear friend!
- Well, how has it gotten better?
— I can’t say which is better, but more often!
Rather, you need to drink so that quality quickly turns into quantity!
