Funny birthday greetings with funny gifts

For a friend

Congratulators must be friends. Congratulatory 1: You know how it happens: you don’t expect magic, but it just happens. This is what happened at our holiday. Suddenly, unexpectedly, they brought us a magical package, the recipient of which is our beautiful birthday girl. (Takes out a large box wrapped in paper) Congratulatory 2: We, like faithful friends, took on the role of customs officers and opened the parcel. Well, you never know what’s there, suddenly there’s a bomb! Congratulatory 1: Don't worry, there was no bomb there! There was a message and precise instructions. Congratulatory 2: So, for your beauty, so that it never fades, accept lip gloss as a gift, so that it always shines everywhere! (They give children's lip gloss) Congratulatory 1: So that you don't get your feet wet, my dear friend, So that you are always stylish, Take fashionable shoes, What happiness, yes, yes, yes! (Shoe covers) Congratulatory 2: And also, so that you are always happy, so that there are no doubts, so that your soul blooms! (Mirror. A funny picture is glued to the mirror (for example, a monkey is putting on lipstick) and the inscription “Always beautiful,” or something like that) Congratulatory 1: What a miracle, what a thing, Two large wings lie, Magic reigns everywhere, You should try them on! (Fairy wings and a magic wand, which the birthday girl should not take off until the end of the evening)

To a man

The birthday boy sits in the center of the table. It is advisable that his friends take part in such a comic congratulation. So, two people come out. One holds a small bag (several objects are folded in it, for which certain lines are written. The object is taken out after the poem is read), the other holds a box covered with cloth in his hands: Congratulatory 1: Congratulations sound, sound, They are in a hurry to congratulate you, Everyone family, all friends, Well, what is it like without me? I was in a hurry, I was getting ready, Maybe I was delayed somewhere, I was choosing gifts, So, I tried for you! In general, here, I’ll hand it over to you now, I want to wish you, So that life is beautiful, So that you have luck, and so that you don’t miss it! I start, I get it, I want to give it to you, So that you are more respectable than everyone else, So that success awaits you! (Takes out cool panties or a tie) So that you don’t know problems and evil, I have a gift for you! (Toy gun) So that your mind is in order, So that you go to the bath, So that you have something to read, So that you can write different letters! (A collection of crossword puzzles tied to an air freshener. You can get by with a collection of jokes) Congratulatory 2: I was looking for a long time what to give you, I was thinking about congratulations for a long time, I suddenly decided to make my dream come true, The best gift for a friend! I wish you luck, goodness, So that dreams come to life so easily, So that there are always faithful people, So that bad thoughts do not come to your mind! Well, in general, as a man to a man, I give you a faithful, steely friend, (He picks up a rag, under which there is a toy car in a box. If the birthday boy has a car, then you can choose any type of transport he dreams of). Let him decorate your life, what you wouldn’t do for a friend! The birthday boy receives his gifts, the guests make another toast.

Funny congratulations on a man's 50th birthday

Congratulations on the best anniversary ever - Fifty Happy Long Years! You live without regretting at all, That they are gone, they are no more.

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You still have half a century ahead of you. You can still do so much! Just try to go to the pharmacy very, very rarely.

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Where have five decades gone? It was like a violent whirlwind rushed by. Happy days are in the past, But they make your life brighter.

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-Who is this handsome guy? - women repeat And they often talk about you today. This is the birthday boy - a mega hero of the day, a very interesting specimen of a man.

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Let smiles rain down for you, Speeches of congratulations gurgle in a stream, Let there be no sadness in mischievous eyes, Let there be no silver in your hair.

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Fifty is a great anniversary, the house is buzzing like a beehive with the number of guests; May happiness descend on you today and spin you in a dance called a waltz.

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The day was brightened by a wonderful anniversary - the fiftieth important birthday. Don’t regret anything today and accept congratulations quickly.

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Let big money suddenly fall from the sky on your head by chance. Let the circle of loved ones be huge, Let all the secrets of life be revealed.

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Let your head be drunk with happiness, And let the best words sound everywhere. Let youth play in the depths of your soul - Be quick to hear it.

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Let childhood return with mischievous laughter, Let the heart remain forever young, Let the matter be in experienced hands. Please accept our congratulations in verse.

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How beautiful this wonderful age is: There are a series of difficulties behind you, When you had to be serious, So that your dream would come true in an instant.

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Fifty is the middle of life - It’s time to sum it up first. And peel the skin of the orange, eat a big birthday cake.

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Dance a lambada, go to karaoke, sing your favorite hit, fly on a huge white plane and dream about something new.

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Fifty is not nonsense: You are a man no matter what, your years suit you, you are perky as always.

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Let your wife not scold you and protect the family hearth, attract you with her gaze like a magnet and, of course, seduce you.

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Let your health be in full swing, Do not communicate with the doctor; Let the sun shine like a ray into your cozy sweet home.

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You are fifty today. Time cannot be turned back. This is half of life. This is a bright shower of stars.

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Let your soul bloom like a garden During these fifty years of yours. Just don’t let the falling leaves swirl.

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Your life is not heaven, not hell, not dawn and not sunset - the Golden Mean, as people say.

To a friend

It is better for friends to take part, but if the birthday person has brothers or a son, they can also be involved. Congratulations appear in the center of the hall. Congratulatory 1: Phew, tired, I was so planning, I tried so hard, I was in such a hurry, I even played sports, I popped into the store! Congratulatory 2: I tried very hard too, Look, I ironed my pants, put on a clean shirt, even clean socks! Congratulatory person 3: Me too, as you can see, In a full parade, I am, Happy birthday today, We congratulate you! Congratulatory 1: We thought for a long time, wondered what to give you, and we collected a bouquet, to be delighted and beautiful! (They give a bouquet of socks. Of course, such a gift requires some preparation, so you need to make a bouquet in advance) Congratulatory 2: And today, we have prepared a surprise for you, So that your soul is warmed, The evening is the main prize! Congratulatory 3: So that later you set up a brand, So that you surprise people, So that you sell wonderful alcohol all over the world! (A bottle of alcohol with a photo of the birthday boy and with a famous name. It is advisable to take the name based on the last name. Example: Ivanov, the name of the bottle is Ivanovka) At the end of the number, friends can sing a few ditties.

Comic congratulations and gifts for birthdays and anniversaries. Ideas from the Internet

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1. CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PRESIDENT (1)

We put the items in a beautiful box, and as we read the congratulations, we take them out and give them.

In the box: - sugar; - tea; - crackers/bread; - powder; - toilet paper; - textile.

I sent you a package for your birthday. As president, I know for sure that it is very difficult for the entire country, but Lyudmila and I shook up all the chambers in our Kremlin. After all, the crisis has also affected us. And now it’s not easy for me either. I.O.... I decided to share with you, to tear something from my heart. Perhaps after this parcel we will starve for a month. Here are three spoons of sugar for you, you will drink tea with it for a week, and my wife and I will have to live without sugar for a little while. What if you are not rich in tea, I send a bag of tea, And I myself shed tears - After all, I share the last with you. I heard they say something there: You don’t have enough money to buy bread? So I decided to share the last cracker with you today. And a little powder for you, I couldn’t send a box, Because, you know, I don’t have anything to wash Lyudmila’s shirts with. I once dropped in to see Chubais - He lives here! What a red-haired miser! I stole this toilet paper from him in the bathroom. I’m sending it to you, You have to share it with the people, But what about me? And I’ve gotten used to doing without her for a long time! And I walked around Vneshtorg, I saw a lot of fabric there. Let me think, I’ll cut off a piece for a handkerchief. Look at yourself, I robbed myself, While I was collecting the parcel, I hope it became more fun In your circle at the anniversary? I wish you to live well. Treat your family with love.

2. CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PRESIDENT (2)

We put the items in a beautiful box, and as we read the congratulations, we take them out and give them.

In the box: - soap; - handkerchief; - sugar; - a pack of cookies; - shampoo; - chocolate; - bulb; - money.

You are celebrating your birthday, and I’m in the Kremlin, I’m not with you. Me, (name), today, can you imagine? Back at work, head over heels I wanted to drink champagne with you To eat a simple sandwich, But you, (name), understand I am the president, the people follow me! On your bright birthday I sent you a letter with a parcel. It contained a small offering. I managed to collect everything in the Kremlin. I stole it from my wife Lyudmila. A small piece of soap (we give soap). I expropriated a handkerchief (a handkerchief, or paper handkerchiefs.) And I’m sending it to you, you. my angel! A little sugar in a bag, drink tea like a president. You and your daughter/granddaughter will eat a pack of cookies (we give them as a gift) and treat your relatives. I sneakily poured the shampoo (we give) from the First Lady, and here is a piece of chocolate (we give) That the cat didn’t eat on an empty stomach. From the Duma meeting room I stealthily stole a light bulb (we give it as a gift), For three days the moneybags wondered how a thief got into the Kremlin? With us, (name), the security is strictly vigilant, it’s just scary There seems to be a lot of wealth around But it’s impossible to poke And therefore the family had to be deprived a little To give the best (grandmother/woman/girl) in the world a modest gift. What about the presidential salary? Well, the money is just a little bit so the bill (it’s up to the discretion of how much) is also Neither green nor big Well, be healthy, dear Call me, don’t forget me!

To a woman

The birthday girl is in the center of the table. Congratulators appear: Congratulatory 1: Here, I give you a bottle, And you keep it, It will be a vase, it will be a container, If you want, brew tea in it! (Gives an empty bottle) Congratulatory 2: Well, of course, she’s joking, And the bottle is useless, Who would give it to a friend, I’m bringing you a fur coat! (As an option, a herring salad under a fur coat, or a small piece of fur) Congratulatory 2: So that you don’t freeze in a fur coat, So that you can walk easily in winter, I want to give a fashionable element to such a beautiful woman! (Pants with fleece) Congratulatory 1: And we also give you, What is most important in everyday life, Every housewife knows, And in everyone’s mind! Congratulations 2: Very important, very necessary, A stunning item, It is very necessary, And there are no analogues! Congratulatory 1: The pies are tastier then, The husband is obedient, there is silence, We give women happiness, You always carry them with you! (They hand over a rolling pin) The guests drink to creativity. You can insert a funny comment after each gift. It is also recommended to play out the roles and choose musical accompaniment.