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Oh, men!
Yes in kind! I'll come closer. I'll be the ultimate fool if I don't find a match. You men have forgotten about me, the forest star. Apparently, my nose was itching because of the dust.
How much torment I endure! At least someone would help. From cultural entertainment Only a broom between the legs.
Will you fly with me, my dear? There is something, dear, in you. It’s useless to deny... there is no use. What am I? I can do this too.
I will eat if necessary, I will swallow without chewing. I’m not happy with myself, Having achieved... nothing.
Be obedient and meek to me. And don't even try to insult me. After all, in a beauty contest I earned the title... miss.
If you are a supporter of marriage, I will buy myself a veil. Well, you can get away without a tailcoat for “position nambe tu.”
I will allow you to admire me without bargaining, you will go crazy, Yaga with delight, when I appear naked!
Come to me more boldly, Don’t be afraid, it’s not too cold! I am the cutest person in the world. That's the whole... story for you.
Baba with Scene-Yaga.
Scene with Baba Yaga (man in disguise)
Vodyanoy Nash has gone completely crazy. With the famous trade in tinctures, He turned around and sent you some living water. He hands it over. (named the bottle)
And Tortilla, then Tortilla, she forgot everything in her old age. Instead, she sent Tampax here for the key. (Handed by the boar)
Potatoes Water He did what to me He said “This” The object remained in me. (Handed by the Wolf)
the condom picked up the sheep for you But that’s nature, You only got the skin from the sheep. (A skin is presented)
The spider made cobwebs for you so that tears would not fall from your eyes. (handkerchief is presented)
Scene of Baba Yaga with a gift for Baba.
anniversary yaga with an anniversary gift.
Gop-stop, I came around the corner, stop-Gop, I quietly poured some “whisky”, And for the holiday, the stupa arrived quickly like a broom, the wind put it aside, I dispersed all the business, I was faster in the sky. It flew, but the stupa did not pass the technical inspection.
stop - Gop, there's an infusion brewing in a pot, Gop - stop, I used to be young. But I don’t grow old in soul, Every year I become more cheerful, I become joyful and younger, And then I’ll fall in love with Kashchei, And he’ll be stunned by love, After all, the talisman and magic are always with me, oh.
Gop-stop, I'm wearing golden, I'm a lady, Gop-stop, all my leshaks are friends, And here I can have fun I see your bright faces I wish I could get some vodka now and get drunk and frolic with the men But I'm not that drunk yet
I see Lyuba sitting there looking strange. She just looks like something!
Don’t think that I came to give you a freebie. We don’t know what you decided to surprise Panties with as a gift. Our feminine look is decorated with earrings, rings and watches, but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is PANTIES.
Oh, you have to say it nicely, “I want to give you a week.”
you’ll be the one in “Walk” for a week. You'll just be a woman. If you're not cool, wear them for children's occasions.
(adjust your panties) If youth is tormented by nostalgia, Childhood, don’t be bored. Don’t give in to melancholy. Put on these pants.
(red panties) 1. The color red excites us and calls us to exploits. These pants are bold and you put them on and move forward. So that there is money here, hang your panties on the chandelier. so that the flame of love flares up, make a banner out of cowards, march once or twice, once or twice, everyone around you will go crazy. income so that it lasts, put the train of your panties in the safe. so that the magic flows like a river, keep your panties at hand!
(panties with a red If) I suddenly didn’t notice the cross And the healthy woman is moping around in white panties You’ll put on And she’s like Aibolit.
(black panties) Suddenly the finances are stagnant There is no sausage with lard In the black sea knee-deep Put it on and sing songs.
(panties lined with fur) Warm panties will keep you warm on a cold winter evening. You will be warm and cozy in them and there will be no harm in adversity.
(dressy from today) And with frills - your holiday Jokes, laughter, Put on smart, fun panties, So. for after. And if you put on the mood of the holiday, it is advisable to wear them for a walk And, walk, without a skirt, Only with the butt of your panties.
Wag I gave, I amused all the guests, Even though you go around the world, You are no longer like that for you.
find it more fun with a gift? Well, everyone, have a drink, Baba.
I see __________ sitting here strange. He just looks like something! It’s pale, the red one is tormenting, Isn’t the nose diarrhea?
Here I poked around in the closet and collected some medicine! Search the whole wide world for drugs. There is no better way!
This is jelly made from mold! Haven't drunk yet? So drink it when the carousel in your body begins! (a bag of dry jelly) It doesn’t taste that good, But it removes the yeast!
squid in the heart will ache, And in the chest with fire This is burning, it means _____________ You have encephalitis! Eat aspen bark and you will cheer up for the time being! Tea is not chemistry Tea! what natural gifts! (a little pressure is fine)
And he whimpers in the back, Don’t sit on the ballot! Jump naked into the nettles, And ride in the moonlight!
And when you, my friend, On a stuffy night you can’t sleep, drink a decoction of flea legs! You'll be sleeping like a groundhog! (green tea bag)
That’s my whole order! How did you have fun? in the afternoon! Happy birthday! Have fun until the morning!
I’ll drink one last glass, otherwise I’ll die on the road!
Scene by Yaga Baba.
Baba Yaga.
Broom! I order you to disobey!! I can't stand it! Just let me get to the chicken legs, I’ll melt the stove with you, scoundrel! Where did the difficult one take you? It wasn’t a mortar that passed the technical inspection, but it flew faster in the skies and was not an obedient example!
Sketch “Women from Congratulations to Yaga” for the head of the male Takaya
The gender scenario is suitable for congratulating a male boss on his birthday. A skit with the participation of Yaga Baba can be staged at a corporate party in a cafe or office.
In advance, small notes are glued to the birthday boy’s chair and on the door so that it is not visible. A gift is hidden on one of the windowsills. Yaga Baba appears in the hall on a broom.
Baba Broom: Yaga! I order you to stop! I don't tolerate disobedience! Just let me get to the chicken legs, I’ll melt the stove with you, I’m a scoundrel! Where did the difficult one take you? The stupa did not pass the technical inspection, However, it flew in the skies and was beyond obedient!
(Yaga Baba approaches the festive table and stops, looking around at everyone.)
At whose feast did Yaga fall? Heavens What a blast these guys are! good especially the one in the middle. Probably this will be the hero of the day! What a person to become! What shoulders, proud! And the hands look like those of an eagle! This is what I dreamed of as girls, Oh, I feel youth has come to me again! 130 years is not the age of a woman, Right now I’ll put all my beauty into action! It’s a pity I didn’t wash my hair, “Helden warts” Yes, the holders have grown on my nose. The hero of the day has a heart not made of stone. It’s time for me to start an offensive, And if he puts me in his eye, I’ll start silicone in my bosom!
Yes, rock a man with a rod! From a bare hand, no How, you shake off the hedgehog’s little hand. He’s not a Man by the belt. shut up the smart one and not the extravagant one, All the others have dignity in silence, The boss, the leader, knows his word And does not sit sullenly like an old stump.
Gifts are due for the birthday boy! And so that you have such a crown.. From give? pull some hair, and make a balalaika from bear logs? a fur coat wouldn't be bad either, but the fleas will gnaw it to death, catch some frogs? Of these, Europe serves delicacies in restaurants. I’d better sing a song for the hero of the day, Art is always more useful for preventing guests from flu and sclerosis, Relieving guests from toasts!
featuring Baba Yaga's skit for name day congratulations with women
To stage this scene, you must immediately prepare the main gift, a woolen handkerchief, a scarf, a handkerchief, a package of sanitary pads, a bottle of champagne, and a countermeasure. options, a bag of potato chips and a bag so that it all comes in handy. One of the guests can easily handle Baba Yaga's space.
Baba Yaga: Yaga from the fairy tale came to you to congratulate you, Oksanochka! I brought gifts from the forest in a bag. It took me a long time, today I got ready for the journey, dressed up, and kissed my sweetheart at night.
(He gives it to the birthday girl.)
gift Vodyanoy has gone completely crazy. He turned around with trade dashingly, He sent you tinctures. He called the living one some water.
(Baba Yaga takes out a bottle of Tortilla.)
And champagne, then Tortilla. Because of her old age, she forgot the key. Instead, she sent Oldeys here.
(hygienic Gives pads.)
(Stealing Yaga hands over a bag of potatoes to the Damned.)
chips Vodyanoy What did he do to me Says “This” The object was protected, so I got it.
(Gives the birthday girl the remedy.)
The wolf killed you for the sheep But such is your nature, Only you got only one skin from the sheep.
(Gives a woolen scarf.)
The spider wove webs for you so that tears would not fall from your eyes.
(Gives nasal Next.)
Baba Yaga's handkerchief offers to toast the birthday girl's health.
"The Lady" from Baba Yaga
You are my lady, you are my lady! I really love to dance, I can’t resist!
I'll go dance, I have nowhere to put my legs. Right now I’ll take my broom and dance like a lady!
Oh, Baba Yaga! Bone leg! I've been living for so many years, I've done so much trouble!
For five hundred years, and maybe more, I vegetate on earth, Where is the honor and respect For my old age, well, where?!
I sit in my hut, day and night, sad about it. Who should I share my sadness with, perhaps with my cat?
Oh, I’m harmful, Yes, I’m harmful! I'll go dance and shake out my evil!
Elena Ars
Sketch “Congratulations from Baba Yaga” on the birthday of Employee Day
This participation with a Baba Yaga skit is best suited to congratulate one of the employees of the women's production on Happy Birthday. flooring can be arranged in the office. According to the scenario, we need to prepare the following gifts in advance: a clamp with a mop or broom, a bag of nuts, a can of coffee, hazelnuts in chocolate, horseradish cream, face and radish, a pack of raisins, a can of pickled tomatoes or cucumbers, a package of strawberry Baba.
Baba Yaga: I see Tamara sitting over there. Just a strange look! red, pale nose, isn't diarrhea tormenting you? Here in the closet I rummaged and collected some medicine! Search the whole white world, There are no better drugs!
(Cream Gives for the face.)
(Hands horseradish and radish.)
(Baba gives Yaga a mop with a clamp or a broom.)
mold from Here's jelly! Haven't you drunk it yet? drink So, when does the carousel begin in the body! It doesn't taste that good, but it takes away the tremors!
(Gives a pack of strawberry juice.)
(Takes out a bag of nuts.)
If your heart hurts, And your chest is burning with fire, it means, Tamara, You have encephalitis! Eat aspen bark and you will cheer up for the time being! Tea is not chemistry Tea! what natural gifts!
(Baba Yaga hands over a pack of raisins)
And the pressure will go crazy, try the rabbit droppings! It is much more healing than honey, even though it looks like honey in color.
(Gives the birthday girl a taste of hazelnuts.)
And they live in the back, Don’t sit on the ballot! Hurry to the nettles and ride under the moon! And when your friend, On a stuffy night you can’t sleep, drink flea foot decoction! You will sleep like Baba!
(Yaga the groundhog takes out a can of coffee.)
not tormented So that a hangover I brew you a potion From toads, toadstools and snakes Puts it on without fear.
(drink a jar of pickled tomatoes or cucumbers on the table.)
That's all my order! amused How do you like it? Anniversary girl! Happy Birthday! Until you have a fun morning!
I’ll throw in one last glass, or else I’ll end up on my way to ruin!
Everyone drinks with Baba Yaga and wishes the birthday girl long life.
Here are some funny scenarios for your choice. Some scene “Congratulations from Baba Yaga” will easily fit into the celebration, diversify the celebration of a birthday or anniversary, or help to congratulate a friend in an original way.
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Scenes of congratulations to the hero of the day performed by Baba Yaga
Is your friend or relative celebrating an anniversary? To prevent the holiday from turning into an ordinary feast, think over its program. Funny, humorous performances will give it a relaxed atmosphere. Funny miniatures played by friends and relatives of the hero of the day can become the brightest moments of the holiday.
Sketch of congratulations on the anniversary from Baba Yaga
Guests and the hero of the occasion will be amused by comic scenes with Baba Yaga at the anniversary. To create her costume you will need a long floor-length skirt, a loose shirt with long sleeves, and a scarf. The outfit can be complemented by a vest and an apron.
You can sew burlap patches onto clothes using thick colored threads. The scarf can be tied in the usual way, or in the form of a bandage. To do this, roll up the accessory in several layers and tie it with a knot at the front.
This funny old lady can wear felt boots, galoshes, fur slippers, ugg boots and even sneakers on her feet. You can buy a long nose for Baba Yaga at a joke store, or you can make it yourself from papier-mâché and attach it with an elastic band.
Baba Yaga will appear at the festival riding a broom: “Whoa, broom, stop!” I have arrived, it seems. The Russian spirit smells here, Everyone around is chewing and drinking. Pour me a glass too, but more fully, don’t be sorry. Don't look at Yaga, I can still drink!
They pour her a glass, and Baba Yaga drinks to the health of the birthday boy. – A grandmother was born in the forest, She grew up in the forest, And this grandmother’s name was Our Light Baba Yaga! The blizzard sang a song to her, the bear sang ditties, but grandmother was not happy for many, many years! But the anniversary suddenly came and grandma was blooming - On grandma’s name day the honest people called! Now she’s dressed up to come to you for the holiday, and brings a lot of joy to all the guests!
Then, in a sketch of congratulations on the anniversary from Baba Yaga, she will perform playful ditties:
Let them meet you according to their clothes, Let them see them off according to their minds! Give your word to Grandma Hedgehog, otherwise I’ll take it myself!
I am a merry old lady, I have lived on Earth for a hundred years, And I love to sing ditties, I also love to listen to them.
Stretch your bellows, accordion, and play and play! Sing ditties, Grandma the Hedgehog, Sing, don’t talk!
Eh, stomp your foot, Yaga has flown to you! And whoever doesn’t believe it, let him make sure!
I arrived a little late, I got lost, rushing to you: Apparently, the navigator has lost its way, Rumbling and rattling. Afterwards I was stuck in a traffic jam for as long as 2 blocks...
I don’t need a Mercedes, I don’t need a Volga, I would like a mortar and a broom, To fly for a long time!
The comic scene at the anniversary performed by Baba Yaga continues with her approaching the birthday boy and carefully examining him: - A prominent guy, no matter where, Turn back and forth, You definitely suit me. Say goodbye to everyone here, As you are leaving with me!
Will you fly with me, my dear? There’s something in you, dear... It’s useless to deny. What am I? I can eat it too!
Agree, dear friend - I am a stylish grandma! With a figure, with a mind, And also sexy!
Baba Yaga addresses the guests: - Look at me, Why am I not beautiful? My girlish beauty I can't help but like it!
My eyes are like sleds, They just don’t roll around, I don’t know why Leshy fall in love!
I am Yaga of the heart, Although harmful, but eternal, Gray-haired, but perky, Agile grandmother.
I fly on a broom and am always tipsy. Make way, honest people, Grandma will start dancing now! Get out of the way quickly! Take care of your feet!
Presenter: - Grandma, you must have forgotten: the birthday boy is entitled to gifts!
Baba Yaga (thinking): - And what would I give you? Of these, delicacies are served in restaurants in Europe. Better yet, I’ll give some advice to the hero of the day: Art is always more useful for people! Plus prevention against flu and sclerosis, relief from toast for guests!
Advice to the birthday boy sounds: - Watch your figure, Drive less, keep walking! So that the forms do not sag, especially in the front! So that you have a waist, So that it doesn’t become fat, For the night - only horseradish and radishes, And love affairs! And he whimpers in the back, Don’t sit on the ballot! Jump naked into the nettles and ride in the moonlight!
Scenes of presenting gifts to the hero of the day from Baba Yaga
Presenter: – Where are the gifts for the birthday boy? - There will be gifts too! - Yaga answers. – To maintain your tone, learn to fly on a broom! Balance on a broom – Not the same as in the saddle! If you listen to advice, it will benefit you! (Gives the hero of the day a broom).
Here, I knitted some socks for you, so that your feet can run easily. They contain nettles, wool and moss - They drive away snakes and fleas! (Hands over socks).
So that you don't suffer from a hangover, I made you a potion from toadstools, toads and snakes. Drink it without fear! (Gives a jar of pickles).
Oranges help against colds and sore throats. (Hands over an orange).
I poked around in the closets, collecting potions. To be strong in love, take a carrot. (Gives carrots).
If you catch a cold, it’s no problem! Eat the frog from the pond! There is no more reliable medicine than the natural environment! (Hands over chewing marmalade in the shape of frogs).
So that the pressure does not torment you, I will give you instructions: Eat grapefruit more often, You will be like this fruit. (Serves grapefruit)
If your heart hurts, And your chest is burning with fire, That means, dear, You have encephalitis! Eat aspen bark and cheer up for the time being! Tea is not some kind of chemistry, but natural gifts! (Gives a bag of dried herbs).
This is jelly made from mold! Haven't you drunk it yet? So accept it if a carousel begins in your body! It doesn't taste that good, but it takes away the tremors! (Gives a carton of fruit juice.)
That's your entire order! Tea, did you have fun? Happy birthday to the hero of the day! Have fun until the morning!
At the end of the scene with the presentation of gifts to the hero of the day, Baba Yaga invites the guests to raise their glasses: - Today is a glorious anniversary, Look at the guests, Everyone is laughing, relaxing, They fill the glasses themselves!
She makes a toast: “So let’s drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered here!” - And let's drink to him again! As they say, we don’t care what we drink for, but he’s pleased! – On your birthday, dear, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh! – I raise this toast to your growth in life: so that your income increases, the money itself sticks, you have more friends and happier days in your life! – I wish you, hero of the day, small changes in your anatomy: may your wings grow with happiness! – Let there be only people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk! – Let’s also drink to the fact that the birthday boy’s friends go to banquets, and his enemies go on crutches!
A comic scene for a woman’s anniversary from Babka-Yozhka in a mortar
Baba Yaga: Come on, stop my broom, What is this, I’m useless, I don’t understand now. There is a smell of something in this room, either Russian spirit or Russian vodka. ……………………….. …………………………. ……………………….. Are we celebrating something? Tell me, don’t hide it, I’m very interested. What kind of feast is on the table here?
Presenter: Hello, dear Yaga, how are you? How are you?
Baba Yaga: I’m not sick, I’m not sick, I still fly, yes I fly, I ride on my broom.
Presenter: And here we have a name day, One beauty, This woman (Zina), has a golden anniversary! She’s only (60) – you can set any date.
Presenter: Well, sit down, if you’re not joking, you’re talking about a gift.
Baba Yaga: I can congratulate you, you will all be stunned.
Presenter: Well, guests, let's pour it, We drink with the whole crowd, And then, Baba Yaga, We are waiting for your gift (addresses Baba Yaga).
(all guests sitting at the table raise their glasses to our hero of the day).
Baba Yaga: And now give me your word, I want to tell you, ………………….. ………………….. And I wish to live, A lot of time in the world, To get ahead of me. Let's say 310 years. And as a gift I present this wonderful broom, and this stupa in addition. I will teach you right now.
Anniversary ditties from Baba Yaga
A birthday is a holiday of childhood, Even though you are fifty. We will give you a rattle and you will play with it.
Games, competitions, gifts Not in vain on your birthday! Today is a holiday for you - Red Calendar Day!
I don’t walk past the house of the hero of the day without joking, I’ll remind you about the gray hair, I’ll point out his age.
We sat in the evening and enjoyed ourselves with beer. If only we could celebrate our birthdays all year round.
Stretch the bellows, accordion, Eh, play, play! It's Lyubasha's birthday, drink, don't talk!
Agree, guests are with me, I am a stylish grandma! With a figure, with a mind, and also sexy!
Birthday hero, don’t be sad. You can believe me - I won’t give you forty, Only thirty-nine!
I walked all the mountains and steep banks. I wish you happiness and two bags of gifts.
