Comic birthday telegrams from celebrities

Comic telegrams from celebrities on a man's anniversary

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8-01-2015, 11:18
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Comic telegrams from celebrities on a man's anniversary
From whom do men expect congratulations on their anniversary? That's right - from beautiful ladies. And if these are also celebrities who constantly appear on TV in different outfits, then the hero of the day will have no limits to his happiness. We offer you comic telegrams for a man’s anniversary from celebrities, that is, from women who are always in everyone’s sight. Namely: from the VIAGRA group, from Ksenia Sobchak and from many others. You can download comic telegrams and give them to your favorite hero of the day, let him rejoice.

Comic telegrams for a woman's 55th birthday

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8-01-2015, 11:09
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Comic telegrams for a woman's 55th birthday

We offer you templates for comic telegrams for a woman’s 55th birthday. At the age of fifty, women retire. And therefore almost all of our telegrams are dedicated to this event. There are also telegrams from the refrigerator, which is worried that it will soon become empty. And there is a telegram from the head of the hero of the day, who is worried (her head) that she will be sick in the morning. In general, download comic telegrams and give them to a woman for 55 years.

Comic telegrams for the anniversary from the postman Pechkin

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8-01-2015, 11:02
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Comic telegrams for the anniversary from the postman Pechkin

Postman Pechkin is a favorite character of all people since childhood. After all, he is so funny and so simple, an ordinary guy who just does his job. And if your hero of the day has always dreamed of meeting Pechkin himself, then you can make his dream come true. To do this, you need to dress up as postman Pechkin and bring telegrams to the hero of the day. Moreover, we have for you such wonderful telegrams from Postman Pechkin, which are just prepared for the anniversary (men or women). All you need to do is download and print the telegrams. And then everything goes according to the plan we described above.

Congratulations to the birthday boy with missing adjectives.

Let him (she) be the smallest on earth, let the best success and good luck accompany him in life!

For this congratulation you will need a fairly long rope, thread with a needle, a dark blindfold, scissors, and paper.

Take a blank sheet of paper (preferably a long one) and pass it around the circle of guests. Each of the guests is invited to write a line of a poem (in turn).

When the doll has passed a full circle, the presenter announces: “And now everyone must kiss the birthday boy himself where he just named!”

Comic telegrams for the anniversary from Putin (2 options)

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8-01-2015, 10:52
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Comic telegrams for the anniversary from Putin (2 options)

Is it your friend's anniversary? Then you should definitely prepare a surprise for him. We suggest you do this: at the moment of the holiday, a postman enters the hall and hands over telegrams from the President of Russia himself. Of course, these will be comic telegrams for the anniversary. But believe me, your hero of the day will be very surprised, and when he reads the text, the smile on his face will not leave for a long time!

Script of video congratulations from the president for the anniversary.

Since this teleconference is a continuation of the series, details about the essence of the entertainment, the necessary equipment and tips for conducting it can be found in the announcement of the first version - or in the full version of this scenario. I would like to emphasize that, despite the fact that the idea of congratulations is repeated, questions and video excerpts, i.e. like the president’s answers, completely new, specially selected and invented for specific occasions: anniversaries and birthdays.

Comic video greeting for anniversaries “Teleconference with V.V. Putin - 3.”

(The full version of the congratulation includes: a video clip, a summary of the congratulation, tips for conducting it and the text of questions, especially for the anniversary)

5. But we heard that the hero of the day was supposed to receive some kind of large MONETARY GIFT from the management of a certain financial organization, but it’s not there, DO YOU NOT KNOW what’s the matter?

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Ha-ha, the circus, and they just quit, but without their signature the money is not transferred”….

2. Comic video greeting for young birthday people “Teleconference with V.V. Putin -3"

(The congratulations are similar to the previous one, but the text and video were invented specifically for young birthday people).

Excerpt text for illustration:

On the screen there is a shot where the president is listening, the presenter asks another question.

9. Vladimir Vladimirovich, the relatives are so touched by your attention to (name of the birthday boy)

After all, he is, in fact, a simple guy, and not some kind of ELITE.

On the video screen is an excerpt with the words of the president:

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Do you know what the Russian elite is, it’s a hard worker, a peasant, it’s a person on whose shoulders the whole country rests, has held on for centuries, is holding on now, and will hold on!”
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Text and videos for congratulations at weddings and anniversaries can be downloaded in the full version of the script

To receive the full version with musical accompaniment, it is enough to contribute a small amount (400 rubles) to the site development fund - conditions and details on the AUTHOR'S SCENARIO page

PS Dear users, the document below provides detailed information on how to get the full version of this script.

(download by clicking on the document)

Bonus discount for video greeting:

This video greeting partially duplicates the videos of “Teleconference -1” and “ ,

therefore, for those who purchase one of them in addition to this, a bonus discount is provided - 200 rubles. Each option separately (400 rubles), if you order two, then - 600 rubles, a bonus discount is also provided if, at the same time as this teleconference, you purchase the anniversary ", (separately costs 300 rubles), and together - 500 rubles, respectively, if you purchase only teleconference - it is enough to contribute 400 rubles to the site fund.

Comic birthday telegrams from celebrities

I am coming to you as a guest, a bag full of news. Telegrams to you personally, But first, 100 grams each.

A present for you from Galya Blanca, Her broth is tastier than oatmeal, And in the first parcel there is excellent Chicken soup.

So that you can be like Pugacheva, Kirkorov sends you lipstick.

Please us with a fashionable hairstyle, this comb will help you.

In parcel number three, they brought you a gift.

If you suddenly get bored, here's a book for your leisure time.

From Ustinova Tatiana_ Detective novels.

I’m glad to congratulate you alone, I’m tired of various fools. I kiss Vladimir Vinokur many times in a row.

This handkerchief is from Celentano your friend!

And Maxim Antonov sent you a bag of pasta!

Well, the Blain-d-amed company sent you its present.

For good gifts_ Gratitude in the form of a glass.

Anniversary sketch “Parcel from the native village for the hero of the day”

The scene is a joke at an anniversary: two or three walkers in peasant clothes, reading poetry, take gifts out of a bag and give them to the hero of the day. Our dear hero of the day...!

We are from the village, dear. They remember there about the anniversary: They collected some things, sent out walkers. This is tea made from different berries. There are raspberries and blackberries. It doesn’t look like “Ceylon”, but what a pleasure!

(Gift: dried berries)

Vegetables contain all the vitamins. These go ahead, quickly put you on your feet and restore order.

(Gift: beets, carrots)

We collected this collection according to ancient recipes. Although it is not a love spell, Viagra is not needed here.

(Gift: any herbal mixture)

They are always your friends, And they are famous for their aroma. Make strong friends with them, revive your tone.

(Gift: bunches of garlic, onions)

Although life is not easy and no glimpses are visible, But this drug will save everyone, obviously. Feel free to smear it on painful places, and you will ensure your life until you reach a hundred.

The feast sometimes lasts until night, and in the morning you wake up sick. Remember - to improve your health, take his glass - another one.

A miraculous drink, which is famous in the village, You can drink it at any time With lard, onions, cucumber, You can also drink it with herring!

(Gift: bottle of moonshine)

Don’t confuse our village with another. A stranger will never help you! Walk together with your family. Never count your years!

TELEGRAMS FROM OBJECTS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I'M ON THE ROAD. I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW MORNING. (HANGOVER)

IF I HISS, DON’T BE OFFENDED, BECAUSE THESE ARE OVERWHELMING FEELINGS. (CHAMPAGNE)

TODAY YOU WILL ONLY LISTEN TO US. (CONGRATULATIONS AND WISHES)

DRINK, WALK, IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH. (HEALTH)

IT'S INDEMNITY TO PUSH AND TROoke ME SO LONG. FINALLY MAKE A DECISION. (SHOT OF VODKA)

DON'T DRINK WITHOUT ME! (TOAST)

I CAN RISE A COUPLE OF NOTES SPECIALLY FOR YOU. (TEMPERATURE)

I WANT TO PUSH TO YOUR KNEES OR TO YOUR CHEST (NAPIN)

IN HONOR OF YOUR ANNIVERSARY, I WILL NOT COLOR THIS DAY GREEN. (YEARNING)

I WANT TO CAPTURE THIS WONDERFUL DAY AS A MEMORY. (CAMERA)

I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU, DON'T STEP ON MY THROAT. (SONG)

FROM SUCH PHYSICAL ACTIVITY YOU CAN GO CRAZY (JAW)

WE WISH YOU TO COME TRUE. (DREAMS)

SORRY THAT I'M IN A FUR COAT. HELP REMOVE. (HERRING)

YOU ARE STILL DRINKING, AND ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME? (LIVER)

DON'T BE SAD THAT YOU PARKED UP WITH US. NEXT YEAR WE PROMISE TO VISIT MORE OFTEN.(MONEY)

I MAY BE A FOOL, BUT HOW NICE IT IS TO FEEL FULL. (STOMACH)

YOU CELEBRATE AND WE WILL WAIT. (AFFAIRS)

I ASK YOU NOT TO SCARE ME LIKE LAST TIME. (TOILET)

Invite guests to guess who sent these congratulatory telegrams:

Telegram No. 1 “I’m advancing! Meet!” (New Year)

Telegram No. 2 “You don’t have a snack after the first one, but I don’t hear it the first two times!” (Christmas tree)

Telegram No. 3 “Keep in mind: I’ll climb the tree and star as much as I want!” (Star)

Telegram No. 4 “You and I will all clink glasses here soon!” (Glasses)

Telegram No. 5 “Help! Some old man is hitting on me again!” (Beard)

Telegram No. 6 “Take off my fur coat! I'm sweating!" (Herring under a Fur Coat)

Telegram No. 7 “When everything in my soul has burned out, it is useless to wait for fire from others.” (Light bulb from a garland)

Telegram No. 8 “I am not a night light or a diary, every student is waiting for me.” (Mainee)

Telegram No. 9 “It’s a long way to go, it’s hard to drag, my granddaughter doesn’t listen, let such work go to waste!” (Father Frost)

Telegram No. 10 “You should only decorate Christmas trees, but by the way, I have a soul - 4/37tR3.” (A ball that resembled the formula for its volume).

The telegram is read out, and the people must guess who the telegram is from. Whoever guesses it right gets a prize. For example:

"I congratulate you. I'm on the road. I'll be there tomorrow morning" (hangover)

“It’s indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long. Finally, make a decision” (glass of vodka)

“I want to snuggle into your lap. Or breasts" (napkin)

“You keep drinking and drinking. Did you think about me? (liver)

“I’m waiting for everyone to leave so I can tell you: “I’m now completely yours” (dirty dishes), etc.

MESSAGE FROM THE FORMER PRESIDENT

WITH A DEEP SENSE OF RESPECT, I SENT A PACKAGE TO YOU. AS A FORMER PRESIDENT, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR YOUR FAMILY.

SVETLANA AND I HAVE SHAKED ALL THE CHAMBERS IN OUR KREMLIN, THERE IS ALWAYS NOT ENOUGH MONEY, AND IT’S NOT EASY FOR ME NOW.

WE DECIDED TO SHARE WITH YOU, MAYBE WE WILL BE STARVING SOMETHING FROM THE HEART AFTER THIS SENDING FOR A MONTH.

HERE'S THREE SPOONS OF SUGAR, YOU WILL DRINK TEA WITH IT FOR A WEEK AND WE WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT SUGAR FOR A DAY WITHOUT SUGAR.

WHAT IF YOU ARE NOT RICH IN TEA, MY GIRLS COLLABORATES SEND A BAGGET OF TEA AND WIPE AWAY YOUR TEARS.

THEY SHARE THE LAST WITH YOU, THEY CARE FOR THE PEOPLE WITH THEIR SOUL. I KNEWLY STOLE SOAP FROM SVETLANA, DECIDED TO SEND IT TO YOU, SPEND IT SAVINGLY, DON’T THINK OF WASHING YOUR SOCKS WITH IT.

THE CRISIS WILL BE FOR FIVE YEARS, AND WE ALL WILL NOT SEE ANY MONEY. THEY WILL ALSO LOOK INTO CHUBAIS, HE IS STILL LIVING, THE RED-haired Miser.

Costume performances

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.

Traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Progress of the scene

Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Technical inspection

The owner of the vehicle is the spouse of the birthday person (last name, first name).
Mark is a man.
Place of graduation: hometown.
Issue date – date of birth.
Carrying capacity – number of family members.
Appearance – oval, dashing, body and headlights without damage.
Color – black interspersed with silver.
Chassis - the rear suspension has reinforced shock absorbers, the front one functions only after refueling.
The engine runs smoothly, without noise, but with love and kindness.
The exhaust system is normal, but fueling with legumes is not recommended due to possible damage.
There is no first aid kit, as there is no need for it.
The handbrake has not been checked - the owner does not allow it.
The filler part (neck) is hardened and accepts all liquids.
A fire extinguisher is purchased as needed.
Left turn signal does not work.

Conclusion of the traffic police

The condition is excellent.
The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.

Recommendations

Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
The owner must remember that for normal operation the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest : Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento and druzente – lubente alcoholento drinkento! Translator : We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest : Come to Chertente on Kulichkent and tell at least something! Translator : We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest : Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator : We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest : There was a lot of money in my wallet and my belly was always full! Translator : May financial well-being and lasting happiness accompany you throughout life. 1st guest : Puskaento druzilento nigogdento na krysento! Translator : Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest : We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator : These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest : Don't obzhirante and don't blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator : Eat to your health and enjoy. 2nd guest : Posminente nascente prizedente – Italiano podarente. Translator : Remember us, always your Italians.

Strange salaries

A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, short and tall:

The small one is “weighed” with a small amount of money - this can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets of paper so that they are clearly visible.
A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulations to Little Salary

Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Congratulations to a Big Salary

Maybe I don’t look very much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with my younger sister, we are the best gift that will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this speech, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

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Comic birthday telegrams from celebrities

Comic telegrams from celebrities on a man's anniversary

Comic telegrams for a woman's 55th birthday

Comic telegrams for the anniversary from the postman Pechkin

Congratulations to the birthday boy with missing adjectives.

Comic telegrams for the anniversary from Putin (2 options)

Script of video congratulations from the president for the anniversary.

Comic video greeting for anniversaries “Teleconference with V.V. Putin - 3.”

Comic birthday telegrams from celebrities

Costume performances

Traffic police inspector and hunters

Progress of the scene

Technical inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

Recommendations

Italian guests

Strange salaries

Congratulations to Little Salary

Congratulations to a Big Salary

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