Funny happy anniversary greetings to husband from wife. Kind, funny congratulations to your husband on his anniversary will give a huge boost of positivity. He will understand that you are the best wife in the world.
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Happy anniversary, dear! Here's a big pie for you. I baked it with love, I put in a kilo of pears, so that tomorrow with a pure heart I could answer my enemies out of spite. They will ask slyly: “How is your husband?” And I answered: “I ate too many pears!”
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Even if you sometimes snore half the night, Even if you don’t always bring flowers. I still love you very, very much, you have become the embodiment of my dreams! Well, you like to drink, so who doesn’t!? Today I’ll pour it for you myself. After all, you are the hero of the day, which means praises will sound in your glory! Don't be afraid, I won't remember you every drunken glass tomorrow. The main thing is that you don’t forget that you owe me a new bag from your salary!
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My hubby, dear, Well, talk to me! It’s your anniversary - Listen to me quickly. This evening I will congratulate you again. I wish you a barrel of money, so that you can spend it alone on a car for your wife (Everyone will be amazed). Promotion in the service - We need a new house. And health increased all the years so that then. Don’t scold your wife - I’ll do you a favor. Make your dreams come true. All I need is you!
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Once upon a time God created you, Fate, noticing this, assigned me to you as the best in the world. There is not a drop of flattery here, This is not for the sake of a fur coat, Congratulations on the anniversary, I kiss you sweetly on the lips. I kiss you tenderly on the cheek and hug you tightly, I hope you won’t forget to give me a ring. My good bunny, Tell me what you need, I’ll give you whatever you want, Happy Anniversary to my husband!
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An anniversary is a sad holiday, forget about it, dear. We will not count the years - There is gunpowder, there is also strength. Well, if you weaken, I will come to your aid instantly. Before you know it, I’ve already sorted everything out! Eh, darling, what are the sorrows? Let's move them aside. May fate give you a Cadillac and a ton of bucks!
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Funny happy anniversary greetings to husband from wife
Although you are not my lover - my husband, (For some people there is little happiness in that!), But I really like you... Aren't you a gift from God?! - You are smart, talented, beautiful, It’s as if you were created for me: Having once built a nest with me, You don’t go to other people’s nests! It’s easy and good with you: You are feelings, passion and obsession... ...Only yourself - and what else? - I wish you a happy anniversary! “I love only you!” - Know that you love me every time.
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My dear, only, beloved, I want to congratulate you on your anniversary, and of course, on this day I want to leave you wishes. Always be kind and fair, and also decisive, successful and happy! I know that you help your friends, In joy, and you don’t abandon them in trouble!
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My dear husband, you are a Jubilee man in the prime of your life. Well, I don’t argue, it’s obvious. He struck me on the spot. Strong, fashionable and handsome I admire you, hubby. Who should I thank for this? Husband, did you understand my hint? I congratulate you, dear. While it is given to us to live together, I solemnly promise to cherish and love You.
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Our children are growing up, Together we have a good time, Our neighbors envy us, We live very well, You may be forty today, But you are young as always, And a guiding star shines for you, my dear, Be healthy and don’t give up, Take care of your family, From Don’t be discouraged, I’ll support you, dear!
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We speak different languages. And despite all assurances, I don’t understand why I have to look all over the apartment for your socks? A hot dinner - here's another misfortune! But why? Because I want a salad! I am silent about the fact that computer, beer, light, football and snoring are disturbing me from sleep! But logic - yes, yes, women have It - fails here for some reason. And the heart reigns supreme here, Between us. Happy anniversary, dear!
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Today I won’t scold you for unwashed dishes. You can wear sweatpants and drink beer from a bottle. Watch football all day long, And scream like crazy: “goal!” Invite your friends, it's your anniversary! But don’t pretend to be reliable. Tomorrow everything will be as before.
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Today is a red day on the calendar - It’s my dear husband’s anniversary. I want to see you happy, playful and in a great mood! Your smile warms me in the cold, With you I feel calm and safe. And I love you more and more. And I know that I will hear the same in response. So may God always protect you. Wherever you are, may the angel be near you. May happiness bless you, And this will be the best reward.
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Sweet snoring flies from the bedroom, the rattling of trembling glass. Wake up, my brutal one. The anniversary has arrived. How many years have I been with you, But the question haunts me: Who are you, my slave of honor? What have you brought into my life? Or the bitterness of chocolate, or the sail of the ship? I'll still be there. I still love you!
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You will wake up early in the morning In light beige melancholy, Come on, get up, don’t frown, Your gift is on the table. This holiday date is unobtrusive with you.. It seems that a kiss is necessary - Happy anniversary, dear! Strict wishes: Not to get sick and not to grow old, To be caressed by Fate, And not to regret the past. To fulfill your honorable duty, That one, conjugal, male, So that Life boils at full speed, my dear.
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My dear husband, congratulations on your amazing anniversary! Let positivity surround you, And let abundance fill our home with you. Let our roof blow away with love, So that every day is like the first time. Let success take you to the land of good fortune, and in general everything will be great.
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Even if a demon has possessed me, I want a fur coat, a dacha, a Mercedes and a ticket for your anniversary, without a doubt. Aren't you strong enough to quickly fulfill a wish? After all, that’s why you’re my husband, To pay attention! The anniversary may be yours, But the desire is mine! Provide me with my list, And we will immediately become closer!
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Funny birthday greetings to my husbandtell my husband openly and honestly, There is no need to look for flattery in my words, Your friends have gathered together today, And they will congratulate you on your birthday! So be healthy, happy and well-fed, Always surrounded by good people. Be in moderation - relaxed, and in moderation - well-fed, Without measure - rich, and look more cheerful! Let the children surround you with care, and I will surround you with love. Let the bosses not put pressure on you with hard work, Otherwise I’ll show them Kuzka’s mother! And at the end of the toast, I won’t hide it, And as much as I want, I’ll repeat again: [Name], always be with me, Because I love you very, very much!
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Happy Birthday to you, my love, I wish you to be always online, Don’t hang up your own Wi-Fi, dear, Update the design more often. I wish you bought a car - Preferably a Ford Mustang, Be the strongest and most beautiful, And defeat everyone in World of Tanks!
your birthday, dear husband, I wish that your work days fly by quickly. So that our people play football well, So that they don’t lose their pair of socks. So that you often meet with your friends, And so that you have fun as you should. But so that you return with gifts into the arms of your beloved beauty - your wife!
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Dear hubby! Please accept this little congratulations on your birthday! Let not a single drop of tar darken your barrel of honey!
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Thank you for your tenderness, thank you for your strength, For always being with me, dear! With you, I’m ready for any kind of frenzy: Go to a stall for beer or rush into battle! I’m ready to congratulate you on your birthday, to say that you don’t need another spouse! I appreciate and love you as you are (although - well, you know - sometimes I lose my temper!). Dear, I wish you great success! I give you this most wonderful verse. I agree, I’m not much of a poet, But I know that anyone loves me!
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With impompom, my beloved, Catpussy, my playful, My purring, beloved, Little Lapusny, my desired. Happy birthday, And with all my heart I wish: To be as elegant, Everyday sexy, Delightfully happy, Amazingly beautiful, Impeccable as a gentleman, My beloved superman.
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I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart with a solemn card. Let luck rush upward along the trajectory of a smile! Good health to you, so that Chuck Norris will envy you. Let the strength be all in the mind, But the muscles do not lose tone. So happy birthday, dear husband! Today is a small, but holiday. A big man was born, And life went into a new phase!
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Well , hubby, you’ve grown up another year. During this time, he became smarter and prettier. But seriously, you have always been the best man on Earth, that’s why I got it. I congratulate you on your birthday and wish you to be successful, healthy, let your energy flow and all your wishes come true. I love you so much!
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with you. And I decided to make fun of you. I will be obedient - yes, yes, yes - Today before sunset! The husband is a titled athlete for power beer and dumplings. You are a real superman, taming in bed. But seriously, you are a man. It's like I'm behind a stone wall. And you are used to celebrating your birthday with your whole family. And I want you, dear, to wish you luck and peace, to be obedient next to me, to bloom with health day by day.
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You are my caring, sincere, faithful husband, I promise you to be an exemplary wife. I wish that the house was full of money, that sorrows and troubles would burn like fire. There was a lot of luck in life, and a dacha by the sea to boot. You are happiness, you are my joy and joy, And I am incredibly happy to be with you. You are my dear, affectionate and dear, I’ll tell you honestly - you’re just a hero! Hurry up to fulfill your marital duty. Is it not for nothing that I bought a bed with a hint?
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wish my husband to go to the resort, travel around several times a year, eat sweet cake for breakfast, buy a Van Gogh still life. May your birthday bring you unprecedented success, a pretentious car awaits, and a dacha that is the coolest of all!
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Well , my sweetie, this holiday is yours! So let it be a glorious day On which you were born. Let even the formidable beauty of a blizzard knock on your house with wonderful congratulations. But I want to steal her words. I want to be the first to congratulate you. May your life be cloudlessly bright and may your luck never leave you. So that this world does not seem sad - Learn to love - love is more precious than anything. Although, I think it’s not for me to teach you. You are surrounded by the love of everyone, but still... I think you are happy, and for good reason. After all, everyone gets what they should. And I am sincerely happy for you, My impossible birthday boy! And even though I can’t see you, know that there is a gentle smile on my lips. My dear, I love you unimaginably! Sweet kisses!
birthday again, what’s wrong, it just happened. I will say four words: I have no strength to congratulate! On this bright holiday of yours, have fun and laugh. Just better, dear, don’t get too drunk!
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My dear hubby! Today is your birthday. Don't get too drunk there, otherwise I'll be very angry! I'll be waiting for you at home no later than eleven. Come and turn me around! Today I will be your gift with a red bow! That's it, let's wrap up! Kisses, Darling!
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Happy Birthday sweetheart! My unique knight, dear friend, ardent macho - may good luck be with you! Be moderately ambitious, Be cheerful, don’t be serious! Good health, Be warmed by my love!
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For me, you are like Instagram, and my most important subscriber. I’ll lose 1 kilogram - And I’ll run out of the bathroom to you! You are more reliable than all antiviruses - They are so far from you! I fly around the kitchen like Figaro, so you can take a deep breath. I wish you to reach the tenth level in “tanks” today. Without even dropping a word about beer, I will allow you to drink 10 liters!
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Be who you are: For friends - a good friend, At home - a loving spouse and a caring father, And in bed - well done!
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May everything in life be complete, my hubby: the cup of love, my hugs, and my wallet. My love will be enough for you to fill, my tenderness even more so. I promise to cherish you, cherish you, protect you from adversity and bad weather. I want to be your soulmate in everything and always. Allow yourself to be lazy sometimes in order to get a buzz from life, sometimes you miss it so much. I love you, sun, more than life!
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Happy Birthday, husband, - My lover and friend, My little lion, little penguin, My sweet little orange! In every joke there is a slice of joke, But there is also a slice of truth. Well, come to me, my dear, I want to eat you!
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Beloved , I wish you to conquer the world, to earn universal love and glory, to know the wisdom of all humanity, to become the pride of the Fatherland. Let the world know about you, So that you can visit every country, So that you are an example for your son, So that your mother-in-law loves you.
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great success, optimism, a rich and wonderful life, dear husband, be happy like no one else! Let honor and glory await you, And then - rest and fun, Courage, drive, and prospects, And bright colors!
Dear husband, happy birthday! You are an excellent fisherman and a jack of all trades. What kind of fish have you found in your nets? May luck and luck continue to hang on your hook, may your catch always please your eyes. Let the fishing line be strong and strong. Spend more time doing what you do, because this is rest and relaxation for you. Walk through life boldly, confidently and firmly!
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my beloved husband success, an excellent destiny and cheerful laughter, so that money rains down like a cheerful rain, so that life sparkles with sparkling wine! May the year bring joy with a new car, and a round dance of new successes! The costumes are brand new, and the mood is simply excellent! Dear, happy birthday.
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L beloved, dear and sweet, I want on such a significant day. Tell you how strong you are, After all, you saved my heart! I congratulate you with all my heart, May there be happiness and love, I wish you health and tenderness, May the blood boil in your veins! Remember, if something happens, You suddenly want to talk, You can turn to me, After all, I am a wife, and also a friend! And I sincerely wish that your dreams come true, that the smile does not leave the face of your beloved!
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Beloved , strength to you, health, You are the best of husbands! There are very few people like you left. The species is already extinct! But you live another forty years, or better yet fifty, so that there is an undeniable reason to congratulate you, hero of the day! Well, for now you are in the mature juice, And to be precise, in the juice, Let the soul in a duet with the body take off straight to the ceiling!
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My hero, my captain, My cowboy, my gentle gentleman, My handsome man, my athlete, I wish to live 100 years I am in love, warmth and affection, Turning troubles into fairy tales, Finding meaning in life, In my head, having a thought On my birthday Of course, I sincerely wish that in happiness and misfortune we would be together everywhere!
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On my hubby's birthday I wish with all my heart: So that there is a fish on the hook, So that there is game in the snare, So that the salary is in the wallet, So that you don't get bored in bed! Well, I’ll help - I promise!
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My master and breadwinner, faithful friend, excellent husband, be happy! May good luck await you, Hugs, happy birthday! I wish you clear goals, to be a pro in what you love, to choose friends in spirit, to celebrate your birthday on a grand scale! Let the fireworks and fireworks not fade until the morning on your day, So that you are satisfied, happy, You deserve it all!
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L my beloved hubby! Birthday is an unpredictable day. I hope that by the evening your legs, without getting too tangled, will lead you home not too late. I want to give you a delicious dinner, a birthday cake and myself in a red ribbon. I wish you a pleasant day, basking in the compliments of your employees at work. Let your boss give you a bonus for all the extra-hour hours spent saving urgent projects!
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Dear , my husband is wonderful, so wonderful. Very smart, interesting, very kind and simple! Happy birthday and I wish with all my heart that your cool life will remain like this in the future. So that you always laugh, So that you cross mountains. He smiled at all the problems and just moved forward!
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Happy birthday, dear dad, best husband. We wish you to be happy, strong in spirit and strong in body. Let all your plans come closer, And may you be lucky, Always be a strong support Dear to your family.
Your hand is like the hammer of an anvil! You're sweet as Christmas pie! When you go to the bedroom, I’m confused, What are you going to do today, my groundhog! I'm ready to give you whatever you want! I am ready to love like no one else! Today is your birthday, which means we will be hot... and not from our coats!
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Funny happy anniversary greetings to husband from wife
Someone’s husband is celebrating a round date, otherwise it’s an anniversary, someone is celebrating a birthday, a name day, the house is full of guests. Someone suddenly decided to invite relatives to their house for a christening, someone innocently remembered about the day of the angel - you also have to wait for your loved ones. Well, for me, or rather for my husband, it’s not a christening or an anniversary, it’s his birthday! And no worse reason to invite friends over. On an anniversary, everyone is boring and cutesy, And on christenings, everyone lies shamelessly. On an anniversary, if everything is standard, Then they carry flowers in ribbons. And a birthday party is not a wake, It doesn’t matter how old the husband is, The main thing is that the stronger half accomplished something at lunchtime. This is a good reason to drink, or to hit - as it suits whoever. The husband came up with the following theorem: Don’t call, let everyone come themselves. Congratulations, my beloved husband, You know, I’m your chef, I cooked chicken legs, I brought a couple of kegs of beer. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you, my husband, to always be like this - I don’t care about anything! Together we raise our glasses: After all, the birthday is a reason to give in!
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Today you were born, my dear, To please me always and everywhere! I adore you, dear! And now I will always adore you! Darling, happy anniversary! Your wife, mind you, is not ruin! I chose a gift to suit you, Well, don’t curl your lips like that, - A simple mink coat! Today we'll go for a walk in it. My friends will die of envy, Of course, there is no such husband, I’m still afraid that they will take me away, Everyone needs such a cutie!
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My beloved husband, happy anniversary, there is no one like you in the world! Well, who else would have enough patience for so many years? Thank you for your efforts, for putting up with me, for your affection, tenderness and attention! Oh, how I love you! I wish you strength, success, health, new achievements, cheerful friends, a sea of laughter and many joyful moments!
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I love looking after you, I wash your socks and panties. I'll tell you a bedtime story, I'll show you a movie for adults. I can’t imagine myself without you, I pour you coffee in the morning, I prepare a delicious lunch for you, so that you, my love, are not left without cutlets. I appreciate you for living. My husband, you will not be lost with me. After all, a funny congratulations for you, on your special anniversary!
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What's a fun way to congratulate your husband on his birthday?
If you want to surprise your spouse on his holiday, prepare an unusual congratulation. To begin, pay attention to the following nuances:
- When choosing a surprise, take into account the birthday person’s lifestyle, character, habits, and sense of humor.
- Get ready in advance so you don't have to put off important things until the last day.
- Try to keep it a secret that you are going to arrange an original congratulation, otherwise it will not be a surprise.
- Don't pester your spouse with questions about what he wants as a gift. Let your congratulations become a pleasant surprise for him.
- On your husband’s birthday, you should look perfect, so take care of your holiday outfit in advance, make an appointment with a makeup artist or stylist, and get a beautiful manicure. Your husband will be pleased that you tried so hard to please him.
We offer interesting ideas on how to congratulate your loved one in an unusual way.
Congratulatory inscriptions
Print or handwrite lots of messages on sticky notes ahead of time. Post the signs in different places: in the bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, inside your husband’s car. For example, the birthday boy wakes up in the morning and immediately sees the inscription on the wall in the bedroom: “My beloved sleepyhead, happy birthday!” He goes to the bathroom, and there on the mirror he sees another inscription: “Wash yourself, dear, because on your birthday you need to be clean.” In the kitchen, the husband finds another inscription: “I love you more than you love coffee.” With such a surprise you will certainly cheer up the birthday boy for the whole day.
Congratulatory wall newspaper
How to congratulate your husband in an unusual and creative way, without spending a large sum? Of course, draw a congratulatory poster or make a collage. Children are happy to join in the process of preparing an original gift. There are many options for how to design a wall newspaper. You can glue images of superheroes with a photo of your spouse's head. All you have to do is add some cool inscriptions to the poster, and the original surprise is ready. You can paste funny family photos, write congratulations and wishes to the birthday boy, and the kids will happily draw something for their beloved dad.
Children's birthday
At heart, even adult men remain small, mischievous boys who love surprises, wait for their birthday and know that their relatives will definitely surprise them. Inflate a lot of colorful balloons and scatter them around the apartment. You can order helium balloons in the shape of your husband’s favorite characters. Invite an animator who will amuse the guests and the birthday boy. Come up with funny competitions, and at the end of the holiday, bring out an unusual cake with a cool inscription and candles.
Home quest
Come up with tips for your husband in advance, place notes around the house and hide the gift. The last note will be a clue to where the surprise is. Men love such entertainment, so your spouse will certainly like this option.
Video congratulations from my wife
It will be even more interesting if you send a cool video to the birthday boy. You can edit a small comic congratulation in advance and send it to your husband when he is at work. Another option: download a ready-made funny video greeting. Below is a selection of funny congratulations that your man will surely like.
A cool video greeting that you can shoot with your girlfriends according to your own scenario:
Funny animation:
A great way to show your beloved husband how much effort you put into choosing a gift:
Funny congratulations to my husband:
On your birthday, people usually congratulate you with touching, sincere words. But there is always a place for humor, without which our life would become boring and gray. Surprise your husband with funny congratulations in poetry or prose, arrange an unusual surprise for him, send a cool postcard, SMS message or video greeting. The main thing is that your spouse appreciates your creativity and laughs heartily on your holiday.
Cool congratulations to a man on his birthday
Happy birthday! Boy, you're already big. I don’t know what to wish for you... Always be yourself! Everyone wishes you happiness, long life and not getting sick, avoiding bad weather. You are handsome - keep it up! I wish you a yacht, a dacha, and a suitcase with some money to boot. Be patient a little longer, you'll soon buy an island.
I wish you a beautiful life: Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer! Go to the bathhouse on weekends, live to the fullest! And so that your wife is obedient, Indifferent to mink coats, So that she feeds you deliciously, So that she is skillful in bed! In general, more of all the blessings that are in your men's dreams!
Happy birthday to an excellent man. I wish you a happy sparkle in your eyes, great strength in your hands, real dignity in your pants, great wealth in your personal accounts, no bullshit in your ears and a bright world of fantasy in your dreams.
I wish you success, more joy and laughter, good friends, not grabbers, and more than two Mercedes. So that I could buy a dacha overseas, accumulate bank accounts, so that everything would work out everywhere, and the mood would not end. Enthusiasm - without limits. Ideas of good, new faces. May you be a hammer in everything. And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
Let there be money and girls in your hut, And a faithful horse waits outside the window: Iron, fashionable - wow, fire. And may three faithful fighters be on duty at your porch: Love, reliability and peace, And may happiness follow you. In luck - eternal unlimited, In bed - personal Aibolit, In career - growth to the skies, Let there be progress in everything. Well, a little more will, A little sugar without salt, A little serious personal matters, So that chaos does not happen.
I want to wish such a prominent man victories, so that you may live for decades to come in all your glory and strength. I want to wish you success, I want to wish you love, so that there are reasons for laughter, so that finances do not let you down. So that in this swamp of life there is a reliable island. And so that, as they say in the navy, catch a fair breeze!
Happy Birthday! Don’t get drunk, but “take it” in moderation! Never end up in a bullpen, prison, or hospital. Be clear and sober in your mind, keep your heart burning fieryly. Prostatitis, enuresis You will never know. So that my nerves are steel, So that I can achieve everything. So that dollars and euros do not fit into your wallet. In the Maldives and Hawaii Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger. I wish you from the bottom of my heart: May everything come true in due time!
You were born, and it doesn’t matter how many years ago. On this day I wish that there will always be harmony in the family! So that my wife would be welcomed home in a mini-dress up to her elbows, and the sonorous laughter of the children would make everyday life more fun. So that friends sometimes come in with a keg of beer, And today, on your birthday, And with a bottle of cognac!
On a man’s birthday, it is somehow customary to wish to build a house, make a son, and plant trees. This is all, of course, important: And the heirs, and the forest, And the multi-story cottage... Better with a sauna... Or without. The main thing is that in this house, as soon as you step through the threshold, your heart is filled with light, there are no quarrels, no squabbles. To make children happy. And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son. Be, dear, the happiest man in the world!
Let any peak be conquered, Let the car in the garage be renewed, There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal, Dig up a treasure along with the potatoes. The beauties themselves will hang from their necks, Like a vitamin they will prescribe vodka, Fortune keeps pace with you. Health and strength for years to come!
Happy birthday and wish you good health. And in addition to you - A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha, Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”, “Pigtail” cheese and nuts Let them find their home In your refrigerator. At work - only success, In your life - more laughter. More bright, bright days. Don't forget your family and friends.
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Funny cards for husband
Cool happy birthday pictures can be downloaded from the website and sent to your beloved husband by e-mail, so that he will be in a better mood at work. Choose any funny picture, right-click and save to your computer or gadget.
