Birthday scene “Congratulations from the Japanese”
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Congratulations just like that are no longer interesting, but using a cool mini-scene, role-playing, remaking a fairy tale in a new way is a more fun plot for any holiday.
You are offered the script of a short sketch, where there are only two funny roles for adults: a Japanese man and his translator.
Sketch Congratulations from... a Japanese (or Japanese woman)
Japanese: Dorogutsi state position! Translator: Dear ladies and gentlemen! Japanese: Nasa delegate, Honda Japan mother, prime minister. Translator: Our delegation arrived from the Land of the Rising Sun on behalf of the Prime Minister. Japanese: It’s hard to write satire. Translator: Our road was very difficult. We flew by plane for a long time. Japanese: Mitsubishi Toyota San is a pit or a ditch. Translator: Then we drove for a long time in a foreign car called “Zaporozhets”. Japanese: Dorogutsi Sergei san! Translator : Dear Sergey! Japanese: Freebie gunda kishi - misi yahamaha. Translator: Thank you for the invitation to such a significant event. Japanese: Prime Minister Murakashi Palakashi. Translator: The Prime Minister regrets that he could not come in person. Japanese: Kyurono hawajimi two boorish Japanese mother. Translator : But he sent us - two of the best representatives of the Japanese people. Japanese: Shikenawa ikebana shuka sex. Translator: There are so many smiles, joy and love here! Japanese: Baba - san is thin - plump. Translator : There are so many beautiful and slender girls here! Japanese : Suzuki kimonota crappy Japanese bitches. Translator: Unfortunately, our Japanese women are not so beautiful and charming. Japanese: Nasa japona kobelina macaques are stupid. Translator: And men cannot compare with your Russian heroes. Japanese: Shuki soki mimindo, fuck washi fashion quasimode hemurovata moonshine. Translator: How cheerful Russian men are, especially if they drink a glass of champagne or martini. Japanese: Hitachi shuki tena, rodaki mani dali. Translator: How richly the table is set. Apparently you are rich and take good care of your earnings. Japanese: Aren't you a bad Japanese mother? Translator : Have you ever been to Japan? Japanese: Hiro is your Japanese mother. Translator : We invite you to visit our homeland. Japanese : Desya hamonda, sun prime minister, take out su him japan mother. Translator: On behalf of the Japanese people and their Prime Minister, we thank you for the invitation and look forward to a generous meal. Japanese: Quasimode amori, pavori cherubim, shuka sex. Translator: We wish you a lot of happiness and love! Japanese: Thanks to the chest of drawers, my goodness! Translator: Thank you!
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Scenario of costumed congratulations.
Presenter: A guest from Japan itself came to congratulate the bride and groom (our hero of the day), and since she wanted to wish our newlyweds (our hero of the day) a fabulous life, she tried to learn one of the Russian fairy tales. But the Russian language turned out to be very difficult, especially the endings of words could not work out, so dear (name of the guest in disguise)-san will tell the tale as best he can, and I will give a little hint so that you understand what it is about.
Sounds "A Million Scarlet Roses" in Japanese
(The “Japanese woman” comes out, dances a little, then bows and begins to read a fairy tale.)
Comic congratulations from a Japanese woman with a translator
We are funny XU. LEE! You (name of the hero of the day), don’t blaspheme us, We brought two Vietnamese shoes as a gift.
Take the shoes (name), take them for yourself, put them on your feet and don’t trample them while wearing them.
From Vietnam HU and LI traveled for a long, long time. Stop singing songs, I need to Hu. Lee pour!
(the last line is wailed, without stopping, with an increase in voice).
6 It’s autumn for us to celebrate our anniversary and people come to visit us and there are revelers, juicers, dancers and spekaki here in Lunolika Japan. Our lords will reward you with chrome. 7 Sa gramata trebusyaki with gostaki drinks, cucumbers snacks and snofa drinks! TaisiaSchander 1 Russian lady and cospoda! Our plane flew to Wasasemla from Lunolika Japan! I am the resident of the company Sikoko-sitoitpifetstfofat you on your anniversary! 2 This wasteful flight of ceres bark, valleys and rafnina Nagano-Tokyo-Hanoi-London-Mexico City-Bogoslovko tired of my lucky codes ziznya 3 U fazayaya Toma san greetings fam from JAPONOMATESHI from mokutseko vladysyaki farm "Sikoko-Sitoit" cospotina Sun-Vyn. 4 Congratulations to us and begging for stolyaki, sadyaki, ugossyaki, vadaki, liqueurs, drinks, snacks! 5Lords of JAPONOMETESI and the farm "Sikoko-Sitoit" kospotina Sun-Vyn! Dolgl iskaka, dumaki, lolovaki lomaki and reshaki on the day of joy, revelers, spivaks,
7 Sa gramata trebusyaki with gostaki drinks, cucumbers snacks and snofa drinks! TaisiaSchander 1 Russian lady and cospoda! Our plane flew to Wasasemla from Lunolika Japan! I am the resident of the company Sikoko-sitoitpifetstfofat you on your anniversary! 2 This wasteful flight of ceres bark, valleys and rafnina Nagano-Tokyo-Hanoi-London-Mexico City-Bogoslovko made me sick of the best life codes! 3 U fazaya Toma san greetings fam from JAPONOMATESI from mokutseko vladysyaki farma "Sikoko-Sitoit" kospotina Sun-Vyn. 4 Congratulations to us and begging for stolyaki, sadyaki, ugossyaki, vadaki, liqueurs, drinks, snacks! 5Lords of JAPONOMETESI and the farm "Sikoko-Sitoit" kospotina Sun-Vyn! Dolgl iskaka, dumaki, lolovaki lomaki and reshaki on the day happy people, revelers, spivaks, Taisia Schander dancers and reshaki congratulations this little sevennira
5 The president of the company congratulates you and gives you this gift! Taisia Schander 6 The president of the company invites you to visit and wishes you good health! 7 Let's drink to the health of our hero of the day. 8 The President gives a branch, it brings happiness and good luck to the family. 9 Goodbye, thanks for the treat!
Taisia Schander dances and congratulates this little seven. 6Nasa autumn kharoso on your anniversary and come to visit us itamgulyaki, soke vypevaki, dance spekaki here in Lunolika Japan. Nasavladysyaki reward you with kromata.
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Congratulations from Hu and Li text
2. We have come here from Thailand to you, friends. This is Hu, and this is Li. If together, then Hu. Lee.
1. Both are completely happy, After all, we have a wife each. HA - one, the other - NA, If together, then HA. ON THE.
1. We are cheerful XY. LEE! Don't bully us Tanya, we brought two Vietnamese shoes as a gift.
2. Shoes, Tanya, take them for yourself, put them on your feet and don’t wear them down.
1. We want to kiss you, Having drunk 100 glams each, You had a drink at Tanya’s, Stob poured some more for you.
2. This is what we brought to the podalka, Not a bouquet of scarlet leaves, The podalka is the most luscious one, The lass will make you all laugh to tears.
1. After all, we all know that there are many swaddlings in life, But at any time, every woman loves horseradish. (takes out horseradish root)
2. Here’s to eight and don’t get bored! Please treat all your guests. You can drink with horseradish, one hundred hotses, you can drink vodka, you can drink it with horseradish!
1. We came from afar and brought you pilozoka (pies). The pilozoka is not flat, the flatbread with fox lapsaya.
2. Umm, pilozoka autumn Leka, (delicious) For any person. Everything inside of him was good, life was miserable.
1. Knock out the pilozok, call us natsinka. If you get a hundred inside, it will become a lot in life.
2. Are there two eggs in the pilozok? You will be a great fellow! Two eggs - neither “Be” nor “Me”, For an addition to the family.
1. Is there cabbage in the pilozok? This means there will be a lot of wealth in life: Cabbage, money, everything is a hundred percent! He invited us to dinner!
2. Well, there’s kaltozka in the saw blade, work a little. Make money, work hard, don’t mess around.
1. There’s meat in the saw blade, so you’re not a laborer. Go ahead and pour us some sake!
2. From Thailand, HU and LI Yesyo were brought home. It's a good deal, let's just say, this is a Thai massage.
1. You, Tanyusa, don’t be shy, don’t undress here. We'll assign you a telmin, (We'll assign you a time) And we'll give you a massage.
We are cheerful Chinese, straight from Beijing! We got to Russia as a hare, sorry for being barefoot
We were in a hurry to congratulate the hero of the day! According to feng tsui, we will drink your vodka together!
I have a gift for you - We give you a good fan! In abnormal heat, he will really save you! (They give a fan)
Girls. My Xiao-liao wei, Xiao-liao wei! Gao-liao-sisy xiao-liao wei!
From Vietnam to you here, We have arrived, friends. This is Hu, and this is Li. If together, then HuLi.
We are funny HuLi! Don't blaspheme us, Gena. We brought you Vietnamese shoes as a gift (gives shoes).
We are funny HuLi! You, (name of the birthday boy), don’t blaspheme us. We brought you Vietnamese fruits as a gift.
In a pot of rice and grass. So that your head doesn't hurt. You take the rice for yourself, give us the pot.
We have come here from Vietnam to you, friends. This is Hu, and this is Li, If together, then Hu. Lee.
Both are completely happy, After all, we have a wife. HA - one, the other - NA, If together, then HA. ON THE.
We are funny XU. LEE! You (name of the hero of the day), don’t blaspheme us, We brought two Vietnamese shoes as a gift.
Take the shoes (name), take them for yourself, put them on your feet and don’t trample them while wearing them.
miscellaneous about ParaPhrase
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translates/gift:
Instead of a Japanese person, you can portray a traditional Japanese dress or the image of a geisha. For this, you will need a kimono robe, a fabric belt and bow, a fan, a white face tone, red lipstick and eye shadow (you can use blush). Gather your hair into a bun and decorate it with thick knitting needles or sticks for the Scene.
noodles are suitable not only for anniversaries, but also for other holidays - just change the appeal to what is needed for the hero of the day. If the scene is played out at a corporate party, at the end the Japanese can treat the guests to some Japanese sweets, hand out postcards with small views of Japan, souvenirs (toys), or advertising tourist brochures of the company
Japanese: Dorogutsi state position!
Dear: Translator, ladies and gentlemen!
Japanese: Nasa Honda, Japanese delegate's mother, Prime Minister.
Ours: Translator, the delegation arrived from the Land of the Rising on instructions from the Prime Minister of the Sun.
Japanese: Herak tu write a hundred satires.
Translator: Our road was very difficult. We flew by plane for a long time.
Mitsubishi: Japanese Toyota San is a pit or a ditch.
Then: Translator drove for a long time in a foreign car, which is “called Zaporozhets”.
Japanese: Dorogutsi Kolyan! (name Translator)
hero of the day: Dear Nikolai! (name of the hero of the day)
Freebie: Japanese gunda kishi - misi yahamaha.
Thank you: Translator for the invitation to such a significant Japanese event.
event: Prime Minister Murakasi Palakasi.
Prime Minister: The interpreter, the minister, regrets that he could not come in person.
Japanese: Kyurono hawajimi two japan hama mother.
Translator: But he sent us - the best two representatives of the Japanese people.
Japanese: ikebana Shikenawa shuka sex.
Translator: So many smiles, joy and love here!
Japanese: Baba-thin, san-posh.
Translator: There are so many slender and beautiful girls here!
Japanese: Suzuki kimonota yapona is a fucking bitch.
Translator: Unfortunately, our Japanese women are not so beautiful and charming.
Japanese: Japan Nasa Kobelina macaques are stupid.
Translator: Yes, and not men can compare with your Russian heroes.
Shuki: Japanese juices mimindo fuck washi quasi fashion fashion hemurovata moonshine.
Translator: How cheerful Russian men are, especially if they drink a glass of champagne or martini.
Japanese: Hitachi tena shuki, rodaki mani dali.
Translator: richly How the table is set. Apparently you are rich and take good care of your earnings.
Japanese: Aren't you a bad mother? Japan
Translator: Have you ever been to Japanese
Japan?: Hiro is your Japanese mother.
We invite you: Translator to visit our homeland.
Desya: Japanese hamond sun prime minister him su take out japan mother.
Translator: On behalf of the Japanese people and their Prime Minister, we thank you for the invitation to a generous meal.
Japanese: Quasimoda pavori amori cherubima shuka sex.
Translator: We wish you a lot of happiness and love!
Japanese: Komoda, Thank you, my!
The Japanese bows and presents the hero of the day with a gift, then he and the translator leave.
Invitations
- Original Chinese style birthday invitation - pagoda shaped card . Like a pocket, the pagoda with the text extends upward by the “roof”.
- The invitation is on a round card, glue red petals on the sides . Gather up to form a lotus, tie with a gold ribbon.
- Draw/print the dragon's head and tail . On a long piece of paper (this will be the body), write the text, fold it like an accordion, and glue it all together.
Suits
White face, chopsticks in hair and kimono - this is more like Japan. For some reason, many people recommend such costumes for a Chinese party. Apparently, the national clothing of Hanfu is mistaken for a kimono: an undershirt, a skirt and a “robe” with a wrap from left to right. This is an incredibly beautiful, feminine, and most importantly comfortable outfit, unlike a kimono - chic for a Chinese-style party!
The zhuqun “sarafan” looks cute and original. By the way, it is easy to sew with your own hands - a shirt, over which is something like a loose skirt, “stretched” above the chest. Often the “skirt” is tied above/under the bust with a ribbon with a bow in the front – a lovely look! An addition can be a cape-robe or a wide scarf, but this is not necessary.
And finally, the familiar and beloved qipao (cheongsam) dress. These are completely modern clothes, fashionable everywhere: a tailored cut, a stand-up collar, a slit for easy walking, any length.
You'll be surprised at how inexpensive options there are for all of the clothing listed above online! Of course, not made from natural Chinese silk, but for a party the quality is more than up to par. The main thing is to convey this information to your guests if you are planning a costume party.
To complete the look, do your makeup and hair in a Chinese style. Gently pull your hair up and decorate with a comb or flower. Eyebrows should look natural and well-groomed, there is a minimum of shadows, lips are juicy (but not vulgar). You can carefully draw an arrow to imitate the Asian shape of the eyes.
For men, there are also many options for national costumes (men's Hanfu, qipao, etc.), but not everyone feels confident in such clothes. It is better to limit yourself to ordinary trousers + a Chinese-style shirt, with a stand and loops instead of buttons. Comfortable and completely in line with the theme of the evening!
