Comic happy birthday greetings from aliens

The Presenter
enters and hums to the tune of the song “About 5 Minutes” (film “Carnival Night”): Thirty-five, thirty-five, Is it a lot or a little, Thirty-five, thirty-five, This, a little, a little, a little.

Presenter:
Well, what have you heard, dear guests?! Why are the glasses empty? Well, listen to the command! Those who are on tap! Fill containers quickly! We will throw out those who shirk and drink sluggishly from the hall! Here's to the name day! Over 35!

Presenter:

Whether you like it or not, today everyone will dance until they drop, sing until they are hoarse, drink until they meet with a plate of Olivier. On my part, everything was done to ensure that the script was completed at a high, and most importantly, unique artistic level.

A UFO flies into the hall to the sounds of an airplane (rocket) - 3 aliens in a hoop. You can do without musical accompaniment; in this case, the appropriate sounds are made by the arrivals themselves. Two aliens support the aircraft, one carries props for competitions.

Preparing a flying object:

Decorated cardboard is simply glued onto the hoop in a circle so that the entire structure at least slightly resembles a UFO flying disc. The appearance of aliens depends on their own imagination and the consent of the people playing their role. Traditionally, they should have some kind of antenna sticking out on their head, they should be dressed in some kind of robes, etc.

Presenter:

It was necessary to get so drunk! Dear ones, are you celebrating like this? And who are you? But what questions? Guys, excuse me, we’re having a quarrel here about 35 years, you’re probably at the wrong address. It's time for you to fly to another planet.

Alien 1:

No, we arrived correctly. And we didn’t lick ourselves. This is strictly prohibited during working hours.

Alien 2:

Let me introduce myself. Toastmasters from Mars for your name day. Also with us is the chief deputy toastmaster - assistant 1.

Assistant 1 takes out a flag with “35” written on it.

Making the flag:

Any shaft (not a long one, since all the props are immediately “brought” to the UFO and a long one will be inconvenient to bring in) or you can simply take a cardboard tube left over from foil, cling film, etc. The flag panel is sewn so that there is a small free space left on the pole (cardboard tube), which you can grab with your hand.

Assistant 1

(waving a flag):
Happy Birthday.
Happy 35th birthday. All arrivals:

Hip-hip, yay! The comrades shuddered.

Alien 1:

Woman, do not delay the festive process with your comments. Better watch the pouring.

Alien 2:

To the brim, comrades, to the brim!

Presenter:

I won’t be silent, don’t even dream about it. And what? Do you have a program?

Alien 1:

Of course! We are ideological toastmasters.

Alien 2:

As one, we stand for laughter, dancing and 100 grams.

Assistant 1 at this time selects several people from the audience (only men are allowed, only women are allowed, a mixed group will look more interesting).

Alien 1:

Oh, these comments of yours, maybe this is how it is with you...

Alien 2:

And now we are dancing! Moonwalk dance training program!

Assistant 1 lines up the future dancers, puts medical shoe covers on their shoes, then takes a piece of banana peel and throws it on the floor.

Assistant 1:

This is not a lezginka or a twist, but a moonwalk! Look carefully! We place the entire foot on the peel and smoothly slide back, placing it on the toe.

All called participants individually do this step with one leg. An assistant throws a banana peel for everyone.

Assistant 1

shows and comments (no more throwing the peel):
Now imagine that we place our right leg with the entire foot on the peel, and the second leg in the position “on the toe”, with the right foot we slide back, moving onto the toe, and at the same time the left foot is like put on the peel.
Oops! And this step is already performed by the players with the participation of 2 legs. Assistant 1 helps, positions his feet, etc. (The presenter can also practice).

Alien 1

(in a solemn voice):
The dance group “Luna-1 collective (name of company, department (if the dancers all work in the same department), etc.)
" is performing in honor of the 35th anniversary
(name of the hero of the occasion)
! The band's only performance!

The corresponding melody sounds and the dance is performed by newly minted dancers.

Presenter:

It’s beautiful, of course, but you can’t take the dance home and you can’t pour it into glasses.

Alien 1:

Spiritual food, and therefore a gift, is much more valuable. Although, it’s never too much to pour glasses even on Mars and the Moon.

Alien 2

(sings):
A million, a million super cool flowers, we will give, we will give, we will give to you.
Alien 1:

We found out that the vegetable garden is the most popular source of flowers, that’s all we found...

Assistant 1 invites two teams from the hall, one female and one male, each of 3-4 people.

A certain time is allotted for making fruit bouquets, then the teams present their creations to the birthday boy.

Presenter:

How thoughtful, and beautiful and at the same time a useful thing, you can use it as a snack.

Alien 2:

I don’t know about the appetizers, but the fact that the glasses are full is a fact!

Alien 1:

Although we are from Mars, we work according to the Golden Fish principle, that is, 3 competitions.

Assistant 1 invites 4 people.

2 chairs are brought out (although you can put them on the floor), 2 buckets are placed (the container depends on your taste, you can use liter mayonnaise buckets). They contain polystyrene foam, a small block with an internal cut into which a banknote wrapped in cellophane is inserted (although you can insert a small gift - a ring, a gift certificate). At a certain distance from the chairs with “money” buckets, a mark is placed, for example, a bottle. Buckets filled with water and an empty glass are also placed near the marks (the capacity depends on the bucket - if it’s a large bucket, then you can take a large glass, if it’s small, then a stack).

At the signal from the start (a bucket of water at the mark), the first player takes water with a glass and runs to the chair with the “money bucket” and pours the water into it. Then he returns back, passing the glass to his partner. The partner gets water and runs. As the bucket is filled with water, the foam should rise. When the foam rises from the two teams, the birthday boy takes his gifts himself. The first team to fill its bucket gets the right to “pull” the birthday boy’s ears 35 times.

Alien 2:

We have given you the direction of the holiday, it’s time for us to fly away. We'll have it on Mars, come in.

Those who arrive are loaded into a UFO and fly away.

Presenter:

The banquet continues! They taught us to dance, we can drink and eat without them. Let's keep having fun! For the birthday boy kicking into a musical battle!

Musical program alternating with toasts and wishes. The program can end with the launch of sky lanterns, continuing the “star” theme.

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Queen of the Stars.

Earthlings: Who are you, gentlemen, and how did you get here?

Alien: Commission from space. We are here on a high mission. 45 years ago, a shower of stars rained down on the Earth. Those stars live on Earth. About them the Earth is warmer and brighter.

Inopl: We need to find one among them, present her with a high award and call her the Queen of the Stars. Earthling: But how do you recognize her?

Inopl. She is kind, wise, sweet, hardworking like a bee. We have already walked around the entire Earth, but we have not found the one we are looking for.

Earthling: Listen! After all, we have a Candidate – the highest class! We have been side by side for many years, so we have no doubts. Inopl: But we have doubts... We will check everything right away! Let's begin our biased interrogation. Answer this question: Inopl: On the day when the star fell, did the Earth hurt and groan? Earthling: Of course! I met a newborn, I was sick from a hangover for the first time, I drank pickle juice and swore to everyone that I got drunk for the last time!

In: But the star had a braid and eyes as clear as light?!

Earthling: There was a scythe - but there is no scythe. Also ask about bows! After all, this was when... What, without a braid is no longer a star? And look into her eyes - the Universe shines in them!

In: And the heart melts just like that... So far everything matches exactly.

Ying: How is she in family life? Are you friendly with people and colleagues?

Earth Not a drug addict, not an alcoholic, She has been a workaholic since birth: She can’t sleep, she can’t eat, She doesn’t even have time to sit down -

Earth He cleans, washes and erases everything, blows away all the specks of dust from Vova. The house shines from cleanliness, It is always warm and cozy in it.

In. Wait, your portrait is strange! Doesn't she care about others? Both day and night - family, family... What about your colleagues? As friends?

Earth You don't talk here! Just look at the guests: She is ready to receive everyone! After all, we’ve been friends for so many years in a row!

Earth Here she united everyone, bestowed warmth and affection. We feel calm and safe with her, we can share a secret with her.

Earth The source of wisdom, everyone around us needs it. She is attentive to everyone - colleagues or neighbors. He will always support, give advice... There is no more responsive soul! And so you can substitute other holidays.

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Paraphrases about different things

Characters:

Props:

Before the start of the skit, the host provokes the assembled guests to chant “Anniversary! Anniversary! Anniversary”, or uses the appropriate chant.

There is a noise simulating the landing of a spaceship, then aliens enter the hall. They look around and look at the guests with curiosity, talking in an unknown language (whisting, clicking or making other incomprehensible sounds).

Presenter (surprised): Hey, who are you?!

1 alien: We are Tau-Kitians.

2 alien Received the signal: “Yubie-lay-yubi-lay-yubi-lay!”

1 alien: And they rushed to the rescue!

Alien 2: Who needs help?

Presenter (laughing): Yes, no one needs it. An anniversary is a holiday. Here we need to have fun, rejoice and congratulate our hero of the occasion!

1 alien (surprised): The culprit?

The presenter nods affirmatively.

Alien 2: Who is the culprit?

Presenter (points to the hero of the day): Our dear (name of the hero of the day).

The aliens simultaneously make a welcoming gesture to the hero of the day and exchange a couple of phrases in an “alien” language, agreeing on something.

The melody of the song “Grass near the House” , the aliens begin to sing (synchronously, alternating, or whatever you prefer).

Aliens: We are from another Galaxy, we are from another Galaxy. We rushed over to say a few words. From all non-humans, from all non-humans We would like to wish you great happiness.

And no matter how hard we tried, and no matter how hard we tried, But we still couldn’t help but fall in love! And even though they are alien, and even though they are alien, But still, accept admiration!

Chorus: You are so beautiful, like a Martian! Like the Sun, you warm everyone with your warmth! And even all the galaxies of the Universe cannot compare with your beauty.

Oh, how we don’t want to, oh, how we don’t want to. But we still have to fly away. We're saying goodbye after all, because it's a birthday after all! We must give a gift to the birthday girl.

Accept without embarrassment, without tears or regret, the Gift so as not to forget us. Having cast aside all doubts, casting aside all doubts, you were able to make a wish.

Having finished singing, the aliens present the hero of the day with a gift.

1 alien: Accept a gift from us, beautiful earthling!

Alien 2: We were happy to attend your holiday!

1 alien: Now it’s time for us to return home.

Alien 2: But you will forever remain in our hearts!

Both aliens simultaneously place their palms on their hearts, then make a farewell gesture and leave. The noise of the ship's engines/music plays again.

A couple of phrases from us:

The skit can be performed not only for an anniversary, but also for a birthday. In this case, instead of “Anniversary!” use “Congratulations” or come up with your own.

The presenter can give the prepared gift to the aliens at the end of the song, or place it nearby before the start of the scene. Try to pack the gift in some unusual, “alien” way.

If your "actors" are not ready to sing live, you can record the song, then process it to change the sound of the voices to "extraterrestrial". The aliens will sing along to a soundtrack, and at the same time they will be able to dance dashingly.

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Scenario of a space (alien) meeting

Here's a game, maybe it'll do. Five are called and the girls compete for the best fifth element. In a gel ball up to your hand, inhale the air and say the fifth “I phrase element.” The guests determine with applause that Passes. winner with a bang.

Added 7 minutes later

Dress up the guests as aliens and in such a nasal, nasty voice, let them read the following greeting message to earthlings:

Flying to you from afar We are with the bim-bim The planets of the villager Came to us What kind of TV show do you have here, cheerful and congratulatory

Is this a guest here? You look at the smart guy and the handsome guy. What do we want for them?

Pozhelyaka we are a good-natured big man Pozhelyaka So that for a long time not the old man And big you

We would like to spend some time with our wallets But we need to fly away To beat the planet-bonyako You have good luck pozhelyak And with the energy of the cosmos you are the boss Dosvidyak, dosvidyak. Uletyako. Uletyako.

Added after 14 minutes

Competition "starting!"

Real hero fans of cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin and fans of C2H5OH solutions and H20 are invited to the Let's Go site (stage)

The winner receives the main prize - a trip to Baikonur and his own. Back bill!

Added after 14 minutes

Overload "Competition"

I invite people who dreamed of becoming astronauts when they were children to take part in the competition.

Leader two assembles teams of seven people: each must have one man and six girls. Let's go "team!" The girls must sit on their commander so that they do not touch the After with their hands or feet.

After the girls have taken their places, the presenter begins the countdown from 10 to 1. Time for the countdown until the word “Start!” the group has maintained a stable position, then the commander who withstood such it, and the overload of the team, are rewarded.

A sketch for a woman’s anniversary – “Aliens”.